AISubs v3.7
The other day, Kamai-tachi had a regular show on a London Hearts behind-the-scenes show, so they graduated.
So this time, in order to find someone who can replace Kamai-tachi, we would like to hold a "Find Kamai-tachi" Grand Prix.
We would like you to choose a coach who can replace Kamai-tachi.
I don't think it's going to be easy.
First of all, we would like to introduce you to the people who have joined us.
"Find Kamai-tachi" Grand Prix.
These are the people who have joined us.
First of all...
This is the final round of the London Hearts "Find Kamai-tachi" Grand Prix.
Wow!
What's going on?
Is there a final round?
Is there a qualifying round?
Let's do a round!
Is there a qualifying round?
King of Contest 2021 All-time Champion
The more you chew, the more charm comes out.
You're going to spread the bad words of your store, but is it okay?
Even if you say it to the rabbit, it will freeze!
"The Bombing" until the badge is gone!
Next is...
This is the final round!
The final round of "Looking for a place to stay for a while" Grand Prix!
What is this?
Thank you very much!
Ayoshi, Otatromo Shinsei, who is loved by many people!
It's not Shinsei!
It's like this, but it doesn't look like it.
If you have alcohol and music like that, you'll be fine, right?
It's bright inside!
Otatromo's final weapon, next to happiness...
Kamaitachi, I'm not used to this!
Next is...
This is the final round of "Looking for a place to stay for a while" Grand Prix!
The final round of "Looking for a place to stay for a while" Grand Prix?
Did you do an interview?
King of King and final round of "Looking for a place to stay for a while" Grand Prix three-time champions!
What kind of life is this?
We're going to stay for a while.
Go for it, Kamaitachi!
You're a bad woman!
Next is...
This is the final round of "Looking for a place to stay for a while" Grand Prix!
What kind of battle is this?
"Looking for a place to stay for a while" Grand Prix?
Next is the 2021 Entertainment Grand Prix champion!
I really have a lot of feelings I want to do.
I want to open a rice ball shop.
I want to create a baseball team together one day.
Next is "Golden Country"!
Next is...
This is the final round of "Looking for a place to stay for a while" Grand Prix!
The final round of "Looking for a place to stay for a while" Grand Prix three-time champions!
King of King and final round of "Looking for a place to stay for a while" Grand Prix three-time champions!
No small talk.
No double talk.
Double-talking big band, Gerard!
Next up...
I ate it all.
Someone is talking.
I ate it all.
Out of this world.
If I were to give you a catchphrase...
A mic in one hand. Monomosu. Macha-macha.
Macha-macha?
I'm not saying "macha-macha."
Who wants to fly up from underground entertainers?
A monster that flew to the ground...
Ranger Kai!
And last but not least...
What is this?
"Looking for a place to stay for a while" Grand Prix final round.
I'm the only one?
A mic in one hand. Monomosu. Macha-macha.
No double talk.
I'm only treated like this.
"Looking for a place to stay for a while" Grand Prix final round.
It's not funny at all.
It's not funny now.
I'm not satisfied with my straight talk.
He's a person who can do that much.
I want to be told that later at school.
Entry is over.
After the Senuka jump...
There's another secret...
Jump pocket!
Entry is over.
That's it for "Looking for a place to stay for a while" Grand Prix finalist.
There is no one in "Looking for a place to stay for a while"
Is that so?
You guys are too unexpected.
There is no place to stay for a while.
In the first place, there is a finalist.
There was a preliminary.
Was there a preliminary?
Let me say one thing.
Don't underestimate "Looking for a place to stay for a while".
Is that so?
Will the bosses and "Looking for a place to stay for a while" appear again?
What is this?
These members are the finalists.
Among them, there is a host.
How can we decide?
We can't decide.
Let's try to succeed in the second round with the same team.
That's right.
Hey, hey, hey.
I was looking for a place to stay for a while in the second round.
I'm in the second round now.
If I fail in the second round, I will start from here again.
I think it's a good thing.
Does that mean you teamed up with them?
No, no, no.
You are next to happiness.
I'm just next to happiness.
I'm curious about you two next to happiness.
You are close together, but there is a gap, right?
I like laughing and I'm doing "This world".
Really?
One gap has already appeared.
No, no, no.
It's okay.
It's not a big deal.
It's okay.
Really.
Then, let's dig deeper into the finalists.
First of all, this year's "King of Contest" runner-up, "the mummy".
As for "the mummy"'s two people, it seems like they said something like this at a preliminary meeting.
The recording of "ronha" is scary.
Oh, why?
Why, why?
Was there anything scary?
Well, when I was doing a verification prank the other day, for some reason, I was called to the studio.
I decided to stay there for two hours and went home.
No, if you decide to stay there, it's embarrassing.
It's not your fault.
No, I couldn't go in.
No, no, no.
After all, the seniors are like sworn enemies.
I had that kind of image.
Sworn enemies?
It's the same office.
They're kind, aren't they, Yamamoto-kun?
That's right.
If something happens, they'll help you, won't they?
As for "zakiyama-san" in "ronha", he took me to "tsurutontan" with Murakami-san from "furpon".
I watched "seironyuu" for hours.
Ah, "tsurutontan", right?
Yes.
Five hours, right?
How many hours?
Five hours...
No, seven hours.
That's too early.
No, no, that's...
It's a joke! It's a joke!
It's in there.
It's a joke for seven hours!
It's too long of a joke.
No, because of that, "furpon" and "murakami" are in a big break now, aren't they?
Where is it?!
"sakai" is a little scared of "ariyoshi"'s image.
What is it?
"Ariyoshi" doesn't like "ariyoshi-san" at all.
"Ariyoshi" said "netamaeni" on "ariyoshi"'s wall that "oh, they're from "chuuwarai" and I was shocked.
This became a drama, didn't it?
Yes, it became a drama.
In the drama, I had a round button and said, "Now, will you watch 'soko soko no warai'?"
That was my joke.
No, that's fine! Lower the hurdle!
After that, I happened to say a boring joke.
I was shaking and it was all cut.
In the end, "soko soko no warai" wasn't caught and it was all cut.
Don't say that!
Also, "sakai" has an image of me.
He is very kind and cares about young people.
He has an image of an old man.
An old man?
If he is an old man, he is not scary, right?
"Atsushi" is a person who has been promoted.
A person who has been promoted?
A person who has been promoted.
Is it such an image?
Like "tenkubito".
No, I don't feel like I'm being reserved at all.
Really?
You still don't have time to dry your underpants, do you?
I'm already doing it in "kamukicho".
"Kamukicho" is not good.
It's not "it's not good".
I'm not doing it, this "goji sen".
It's "ryo-san", right?
"Ryo-san" is different.
"Ryo-san" has an image of "sakai".
It's like a person who is laughing.
It's like "flower rock".
It's scary!
I'm not scared.
On the contrary, I'm not scared.
I've been doing "flower rock" for a long time.
If you say that, it's scary.
It's like you're moving in front of the studio.
Isn't it terrible?
What are you doing?
Excuse me! Excuse me!
What should I say?
It's terrible to laugh and pull back.
It's terrible!
By the way, as an appeal of "mummy",
I have a special skill.
I'd like you three to see it.
I'm counting on you.
I'll do "chikubi-dambiru-age".
"Chikubi-dambiru-age".
It's like "yamauchi-no-ochinpou-uta".
That's right!
It's like "soujiki-kintama-soujiki".
Does Hayashida watch it?
Before the pandemic, I usually go to "gotanda" and train myself.
You're doing it.
It's "gotanda-chikubi", isn't it?
It's "chikubi" that "gotanda" raised.
That's right.
Is it good?
It's good.
It's scary.
You look like a master of China.
That's right.
Is it good?
It's good.
China is painful at that stage.
It's good, isn't it?
It's very good.
Is it good?
It's good.
Show me your face.
You're making me stand up.
Show me your face after you put it in.
Are you breathing properly?
I made you stand up and put it in.
Is it good?
You look good.
It's painful.
Let's go.
Wait.
Wait a minute.
Who did you say that to?
You're really putting it in your neck.
It's painful.
You can't put it in.
Let's go.
I want to stand up and put it in.
Go ahead.
It's hot.
It's moving.
You can do it.
Shake it.
Shake it to the left and right.
Shake it to the right and left.
Go ahead.
Go ahead and do it.
What is it?
Is it your specialty?
That's right.
It's my specialty.
My specialty is to attack.
What?
What is it?
I want you to show me that.
No way.
Wait a minute.
I'm sure you can do it.
Wait a minute.
That was really...
I want you to compare it.
Don't say you're good at it now.
Yes, that's right.
You might be able to do it in one shot.
Can you do it in one shot?
That's the point.
Can you do it in one shot?
Yes, I can.
Can you do it in one shot?
Shake it and put it on your neck.
That's good.
Please do it.
Raise your neck.
Raise it.
Isn't it too high?
No.
I don't like how you raise your neck.
It's too high.
Okay.
All right.
Please do it.
Go.
All right.
That's a good voice.
Shake it right and left.
Shake it.
Go, go.
Go up.
More.
Go, go!
That was close!
Damn it!
But it hurt!
That was close!
You can't do that!
Calm down.
No, no.
Calm down, Wataru.
No, no.
I haven't said anything yet.
What's wrong with you?
Calm down.
No, no. I'm not joking, really.
What are you doing right now?
When we did the back jump for the first time here, it wasn't like this.
That's right.
Can we do it?
Let's do it.
Can we do it?
Ohta-san has started taking off his clothes!
Your nipples are really strong!
My nipples are really strong!
Show me!
I see!
That's good!
I'm better at spinning my nipples with my nipples, right?
Of course you are!
I see. I understand your enthusiasm.
But please sit down.
Why?
Why did you do that?
I know!
Next up is the final weapon of Ohta-san, happiness!
First, please look at the net.
Next up is the happy couple next to you.
Please come out!
Hi, I'm Gasawara and Iizuka from the happy couple next to you.
I have a dream.
I want to go to a fashionable beauty salon,
but it's necessary to have the courage to go there.
But isn't it boring to go where you don't want to go for that reason?
I think you'd better go to a beauty salon you want to go without worrying about it.
You can go to a beauty salon you want to go without worrying about it,
and enjoy various things like the fashionable natural tobacco short hair and hair styles.
Iizuka...
you're bright inside.
Don't you feel like it's hard to go to a beauty salon?
Well, I went to a beauty salon in Daikan-yama.
You went there a lot.
Don't you feel like you're going to be laughed at?
Don't you hate it if you're made fun of like that?
What do you think about it?
I'd be happy if I could focus on my story while I was at a beauty salon in Daikan-yama.
You're very positive.
I'm up.
I can't understand you. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Do you understand me?
Take it off now!
Take it off!
You like to say things like that, don't you?
What are you talking about?
You like to say things like that, don't you?
Your hobby is basketball.
Basketball?
You started skating recently.
I've been playing basketball for 12 years.
I like to exercise all the time.
You started skating.
My best friend gave me a skateboard.
You don't have a best friend.
It's not good to have a best friend.
But you can't make a skateboard into something, can you?
I'm getting used to it little by little.
I can feel my growth little by little.
You're positive.
Are you mad at me?
No, I'm not mad at you!
I'm not mad at you!
You took it already!
I asked you a question only for that reason!
That's unfair!
I go to various places.
I polish myself.
Do you practice vocalization to polish yourself?
Yes, I started going to a voice training center.
What do you mean by "voice training"?
If my voice can be heard more often,
I think I can deliver various things to various people.
You don't have to deliver.
He's amazing!
Iizuka-kun, I have something to say.
Here it is.
Your dream is to be a judge of "King of Conte" in M-1.
That's a great dream!
I don't want to be a judge!
Have you seen the stories of the members here?
Yes, I have.
Do you have any advice for Warafuji and Naruo?
I think it's easier for Warafuji and Naruo to smash something a little more.
I thought you were going to say your impressions, but you're just saying bad things!
Is it better to smash it?
Is it better to make it easier to understand?
It's like a judge.
What about you, Ohta-san?
When I go out alone, I think I should be a little more energetic and brave.
It's better to be brave.
But you go out alone and you're still talking a lot.
Please say hello to me, too.
But I was waiting for it.
I thought, "Is that it?"
Because it's a city.
You should go out by yourself.
There are people like me who go out for the first time,
so I don't want to go first and say,
If I don't have a chance to talk, is that it?
If you can go, you can go.
But if you leave it like that,
I think you won't be able to keep up with it in the future.
If you get caught up in it once...
You know you want to be the first one, don't you?
When you see that,
you can't help but be negative.
I thought about what to do when you do that.
Can we go out and drink together from now on?
You don't mind going out, do you?
But you have something you want to say, don't you, Mr. Ogasawara?
No, I'm not writing a joke.
Unexpectedly.
But it looks like this, so people who write stories often get it wrong.
I'm getting angry.
It's like you're writing a lot of stories.
After the story is over, my juniors ask me for a favor.
I don't say I didn't write a story.
People look like that.
My juniors also choose people.
If they follow me, I want to answer it.
They come to you.
It's not wrong.
It's more wrong.
You didn't write a story, so it's not helpful.
But if you don't listen to people's opinions, your growth stops there.
That's right.
It's like you said.
Ota-pro is amazing.
Next, King of Guns and final three-time best-of-three combination.
WARAFUJI NARUO.
He said something like this at a pre-meeting.
Most of my work is sandwich man's barter.
Oh, it's the same agency.
Do you feel like that?
No, no, no, 90% of my work is sandwich man's barter.
That's right.
So it's rare today, right?
There's no sandwich man today, right?
I'm a little suspicious of that, too.
Isn't this also sandwich man's barter?
This is different, right?
Lately, I've finally been told "barter" in narration.
Oh, I see. But isn't that better?
Now, this time sandwich man's barter will appear.
"WARAFUJI NARUO is here." Something like that.
Well, you don't have to say it, but...
I don't have to say it, right?
You don't have a reaction, do you?
You don't have to say it, but when the director was editing it,
you felt uncomfortable if you didn't say "barter", right?
That's right.
We didn't care about it at first, but...
There's something I'm really concerned about.
What is it?
There's a skit show centered on sandwich man.
And "WARAFUJI NARUO" is also placed at the end of the show.
And Kamaitachi-san is also there.
Oh, that's right.
And when I was about to go home after recording,
Hamayu-san was waiting for me in the hallway.
Hey, NARUO, I know it's a small place,
but I'm proud of you and WARAFUJI NARUO is calling you,
"so do your best," he said.
At that time, we didn't think it was a small place.
In the first place?
Yes.
And because of that, we didn't think it was a small place.
You noticed it.
Sometimes you notice it.
Yes.
"Oh, "barter" is exposed."
We didn't feel like that at all.
And from there, I started to be concerned about various things.
Once, I was called "sandwich man's barter" again on that internet show.
Recently, I joined a barter club,
and I joined a barter club that I could live for a month.
Wow.
But SANDO-san told me to join more barters for WARAFUJI NARUO.
Wow.
I felt grateful.
But the staff didn't seem to like me.
On my way home from that show,
I was asked "I'm calling a taxi,"
and I was told "Here you go."
I said "Thank you" and got on the taxi,
but I was broke.
What?
I paid 3,000 yen for a taxi.
You didn't pay for the show?
No.
You were doing something that people didn't like, weren't you?
Yes.
But there is that side of me.
I'm a person who wants to be funny.
And I become funnier and funnier,
and sometimes I slip and fall.
Sometimes you slip and fall.
Sometimes I can't stop.
But if you say you want to be funny, SAKIAMA-san...
No, no, no.
It's not like I can't do it because I'm funny.
It's not like you can't do it because you're funny, is it?
It's not like that, is it?
Oh.
My partner has a bad habit.
When we're on a big stage like this,
it takes longer than a fancy set.
Oh, do your best, do your best.
It's taking longer today.
Totally.
There is a certain pattern.
Oh, show me.
At first, I'm funny.
Then, well, three of them will definitely slip.
As much as you can.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute for a moment.
Wait for three of them.
Bye-push, bye-push.
Wait for three of them.
Then, oh, this person is funny.
Then, when everyone does something for me,
I start to get laughed at.
Oh.
And in the end, I get laughed at a lot.
You get laughed at a lot.
If you watch it today,
you will know the answer and get better.
Yes.
Endure it.
When I got it, I thought it was AI.
AI is not singer's love.
I know that.
AI is not love.
You don't get along with me at all.
You are confusing me.
Not yet.
I don't say "not yet".
I don't wait for you.
You don't get along with me at all.
The 4th group is "The next entertainer grand prix winner is Kinno Kui".
Let's see the story.
Kinno Kui, please.
Contestant, Gym.
You can do it.
10, 9, 8.
One last time.
You can do it.
Watabe, you can do it.
You don't have to make me feel uncomfortable.
You can do it.
Focus on working out.
You can do it.
Listen carefully.
I'M SORRY!
Believe in your potential! Don't set limits!
If you mess up here, you'll regret it for the rest of your life! Win for yourself!
- If you do it, you can do it! - Do it!
- Mr. Iizuka, what did you think of that skit? - It was really funny, but there weren't a lot of jokes.
I want you to write a skit first and then say it.
- Mr. Iizuka, what did you think of that skit? - Well, I want to know how hungry you are when you write a skit.
- That's exactly what I like about you! - You have charisma!
- Mr. Iizuka, what did you think of that skit? - What are you talking about?
- Mr. Iizuka, what did you think of that skit? - Well, I used to be a funny guy in school.
There were a lot of funny comedians in school.
- Mr. Tetsuro Degawa and Mr. Tsutomisa Impulse were in the same school. - Were you in the baseball club?
- Yes, I was in the baseball club. - Were you a regular catcher? - No, I was a wide catcher.
- You were a wide catcher! - Yes, I was.
- Mr. Momozawa, what did you think of that skit? - Well, I think it has a charm to it.
- It's funny, but it's not a good one. - That's a good one!
- Even in a skit, there are a lot of mistakes in timing and order of lines.
- If you make a mistake in timing and order of lines, you say, "Oh, I know what you mean."
- Are you the type of person who makes mistakes in order of lines? - I make a lot of mistakes in order of lines.
- You don't, do you? - No, I don't.
- You don't? - No, I don't.
- That's not good! - That's a bad pattern!
- That's not good! - That's not good!
- It's not a good one, but it's still not good.
- It's starting to heat up! - It's starting to heat up!
- It's not a bad one, but it's not a good one.
- So you eat a rice ball like that? - I do eat a rice ball like that.
- That's one side of you. - Yes.
- You're the same age until you're 25. - What?
- You're the same age until you're 25? - I'm 27 now.
- I've never done anything like that until I was 25. - What?
- It was about two years ago. - You're 25 now.
- If you calculate it, you won't know. - No, you won't know!
- Are you okay? - You look like you're in your parent's house!
- You reacted like that! - On the contrary, I'm scared of this kind of talk!
- I've seen it before. - How did you graduate?
- Just two years ago, there was an event called "Cherry Entertainer" by Ametalk.
- My senior at the agency, Okabe of Hanako, contacted me.
- He said, "Watabe, are you still a cherry?" - That's scary!
- I said, "Oh, I'm still a cherry." - I see.
- He said, "Maybe you're still a cherry." - I see.
- About two days later, I had a drink with my seniors at karaoke.
- At first, there were only three of us, but in the end it was just the two of us.
- My house was close, so I was asked, "Watabe, are you going?" - What are you talking about?
- I'm scared, but I'm scared of hurting that woman.
- No, no, no!
- Are you serious?
- No!
- You don't have to be scared of hurting women.
- You seem like you're walking alone.
- You've never done anything wrong to a woman.
- That's right, but you're holding your boss' shoulder.
- Your boss is walking alone.
- You're like a martial artist.
- I used to do judo, but my boss walks alone too much.
- You don't hate it?
- I don't hate it.
- I'm not that kind of gay.
- I'm sorry.
- It's not about my boss.
- "Ronha Golden 3-hour Special" has been decided!
- I'll carry the 7th!
- You can do it, Kanichika!
- From young people to older people, they'll participate in an entertainment sports test!
- Anushi Zakiyama, also in his 40s, will participate!
- Wow!
- And now, Anushi's driving skills have exceeded all limits!
- Wow!
- He's also transformed into a professional!
- It's a miracle!
- It's so cute!
- And of course, photos of his failures!
Next, this year's "King of Ton" finalist, Gerard!
It seems like he said something like this at the pre-meeting.
I have a chance, but I won't let it go to waste.
- That's right. - It's quite common. - That's right.
I feel like it.
Well, for those of you who know the story,
these two here are going to make a fuss, aren't they?
- That's right. - They're going to do it!
Even though they think they will,
it's just going to end with a normal, slightly funny face, just watching people laugh.
Stop it!
- If that's the case... - It's funny, isn't it?
It's a little funny.
And we can't do any action here.
If we end it like this...
- You two will lose focus? - Yes.
No, it's not about losing focus, it's about not looking at each other.
You don't have to look at each other, Ishimoto!
It's about the relationship between the three of you.
The other day, we had a talk show with the three of you.
At that time, Wada Manjū was visiting the talk show.
And at the end of the show, when we went out for dinner together,
we talked about Gerardin's shortcomings.
When we were talking, we weren't laughing at all.
We didn't think we were funny at all.
And when someone was looking at us and laughing at us,
after that, someone would lower their head a little.
- It's the worst! - It's the worst!
- The three of you in one group!
That's right, but lowering someone's head and raising your own...
- It's not good! - It's not good!
- It's not good at all! - It's not good at all!
It was mentioned a lot in the talk show.
Wada Manjū said, "Looking at you, I have a really bad feeling about this."
- Wada Manjū said it! - That's right!
I was worried, "Will we be okay?"
"Will we be able to go all the way?" I was worried about that, too.
And you all have bad brains, so you don't know which one is right.
Is this story right?
- "Is it right?" - "Is it right?"
That's what you have to do!
I stand up and push you two forward...
but when I see your faces, it doesn't look like you're laughing at all.
- No, that's not it. - That's what you say...
- Not at all! - Not at all!
- When I talk to Nishimoto... - When I talk to Nishimoto...
- When we talk like that, that's what you say! - What's that supposed to mean?
- That's scary! - It's scary!
- It's scary!
- If you acknowledge each other... - Yes!
So you don't acknowledge each other?
Then you shouldn't team up!
I see.
Maybe there are times when Umino's comment is very wrong.
See! This is how it starts!
What mistakes did you make?
At the talk show the other day,
Bokuto and Nishimoto were wearing costumes and dressed up nicely,
while Umino was dressed up like an ignorant white person from a movie theater.
But you shouldn't ask "what are you wearing?"
So I asked where he got it from,
and Umino said "UWAHHHHHH"
That's a problem!
He kept saying "what's wrong?"
I said it with 5% of a small joke, but even if you say it with 200% of power, I'm in trouble.
You can say it as it is.
I didn't make a joke with that intention.
But I said it.
I say it.
I'm embarrassed.
What?
I'm embarrassed.
This is all a strategy for us to say it in a good way.
This is bad.
Wait a minute.
This is not good.
I'm sorry.
This is a serious quarrel between Rohan and me.
This is not good at all.
I'm looking for a postman.
This is not good.
This is the first time for us to go to the final in "king of cont".
Before that, we were in a bad mood because we wanted each other to do this and that.
"king of cont" was also a terrible result.
I made a mistake in "umino".
You criticized "umino".
"king of cont" was an interview.
At first, I was told that I would do my best again next year.
"umino" also thanked me.
Finally, "nishimoto".
Recently, a child was born.
I had a family.
I was crying because I couldn't win the contest.
I was crying, but "umino" said, "Wow, you look like you're crying."
"That's "umino" fault. "
"That's "umino" fault."
I was wondering why "umino" said such a thing.
"umino" said such a thing.
You're laughing, aren't you?
No, it's like...
The other day, Umino...
Is it okay for me to say this on TV?
You can say it.
The other day, I rented a house studio and went to shoot a YouTube video.
But Umino was always in a bad mood.
He didn't answer me at all.
What's wrong with you, Umino?
I asked him and he said...
You won't praise me, will you?
Oh, come on.
I thought Umino was Umino.
What's wrong with you?
So I thought I should praise Umino more and more.
The other day, when I was performing,
Umino and Hatsuse were talking.
And I was laughing so hard.
So I thought I'd praise him when I got home.
And when I got home, Umino was so happy.
So I praised him a lot.
But Hatsuse was like...
It's not me.
And he was humble.
Forgive him!
I can't forgive you!
I was wondering what I should do.
If you two laugh first...
I'm laughing a lot.
I'm not laughing.
To be honest,
sometimes Umino is not laughing.
But that's Umino's excuse.
That's why he's not laughing.
Don't laugh at first.
That's right.
At first,
when you two are laughing,
even if you don't laugh at first,
when you see Umino laughing,
you'll be like him.
Then,
you three will get back your natural smiles.
What kind of show is this?
It's not like this!
What should we do?
I can see that you three are quarreling.
It's like this.
Let me show you my special skill.
Don't laugh!
Whose special skill is it?
It's mine.
What is Kamichi's special skill?
It's pantomime.
That's good!
It's pantomime.
It's up to you two.
By the way,
I often say it at school festivals.
I can hold it for 8 minutes.
You can hold it for 8 minutes?
Let's do it.
Music, start!
Start!
I beg you.
Umm…
He's good.
He's good!
He's good.
I beg you.
Your eyes are going in different directions.
I beg you.
I'm sure you'll be fine.
You're good! You're good!
It's ok.
No, no! I beg you!
Is something there?
Something fell off.
Thank you.
How was it?
Listen to me.
I saw you two many times.
Don't laugh.
I didn't mean it.
I saw you two many times.
What about new jokes?
Yes.
Have you ever seen it?
If you give me an answer, I'll give you a 20-meter balloon.
A 20-meter balloon.
Got it.
This show is sponsored by London Hearts.
A 20-meter balloon.
Got it.
Music, start!
It's big!
Are you okay?
It's tied up.
It's floating!
It's dangerous!
What is it?
It has nothing to do with balloons!
That was funny!
Why don't you laugh?
I did my best.
I laughed a lot.
Don't say you did your best!
It's hard to say you did your best and laughed.
It's hard!
There are a lot of problems.
Instead of saying you did your best,
I thought we should do something different.
Something different.
Actually, it's the same season as "Gerardon".
Former underground comedian, Roger Tyne.
I'm happy to be released from underground live show.
Are you guys like this too?
You guys are talkative.
Thank you, Umino-kun.
It's not me.
Don't talk like you're in underground live show.
You're cold.
You're cold no matter what you say.
You're cold.
You two should be laughing now.
You're angry.
At first, I was serious.
But I said "I have to laugh".
Did you laugh?
Of course we laughed.
It's not good.
Like Yoshimoto-san, we don't have a theater.
We usually do it in public places.
We do it in public places.
We do it in private places.
Don't say it in public.
You can't say it in public, can you?
It's public house.
We can't speak out loud.
What are you doing?
There is a sound regulation.
This is out.
We do a bit of manzai.
The audience will laugh at you and stop you.
Don't laugh!
It's a secret.
It was a big problem.
I'm sure you don't know about underground concerts, but there's no place to change clothes.
That's amazing.
I see.
If you go there, they say there's no dressing room.
What do you do?
"What do you do?" I said.
"It's over there." I said.
There's a bar shop that does this.
It's a bar shop that says, "Everyone, wait here."
Downstairs?
Downstairs!
Everyone waits downstairs like this.
The funniest part is...
When they say, "Who is it?"
Everyone comes out of the side of the bar shop like this.
It's over there!
Everyone laughs at it.
What is it?
It's an amazing concert.
What is it?
Do you still have concerts where you can't make a lot of noise?
We do it.
In Nakano Zero Hall, which is underground...
We do it when there are no audience.
Zero audience?
We do it when there are no audience.
Zero hall?
It's not like that.
It's not a hall.
There's only this much space in the underground theater.
From here, it's like a cliff.
There's no theater like that!
That's how we make Nakano Zero Hall.
There's a cliff behind you?
There's an entertainer named Wada Terumi who does it in front of an audience.
He slipped and fell off the cliff.
He was angry at the cliff.
Was it okay?
He was the most funny when he came out of the cliff.
Why do you laugh when you come out of the cliff?
I laugh when I come out of the cliff.
But you're in the same agency as Naro.
So you don't have a bar?
We don't.
If you don't like bars, we won't go.
I'm not saying I don't like it.
I'm grateful for that.
I'm not saying I don't like it.
Really?
Isn't it funny here?
No, it's not.
You finally got a chance.
It's funny.
Is it funny?
Look at me.
I'm at the bottom of the chair, but there's no one to put their feet here.
Is it funny?
It's funny all the time.
Fujiwara-san, I'm asking for something.
Is it funny?
People who like me don't like it.
You don't like it?
You're funny.
Three years ago, you laughed at me at "Otake Supreme Court".
That was the last time I heard "Otake Supreme Court".
The last one.
Next is "jumpoke" Ota-san.
The last one is Ota-san.
It's about time for you to leave.
What do you mean?
We'll see you again on Twitter.
Wait a minute.
On Twitter...
Wait a minute. Are you serious?
I'm surprised you're so excited.
Wait a minute.
I'm glad you're not here.
But you don't need something like "oyaki" and "onigiri", do you?
Don't make me laugh!
What is it?
Why do you look like "oyaki" and "onigiri" to me?
What is it?
Why do you have to tweet it yourself?
You don't like it?
Will it succeed?
Of course!
Then, please tweet it.
Why do you have to tweet it?
Why do you have to do someone else's specialty in a place where no one is watching?
At least do it in front of the original.
Therefore, Ota's "chikubi damper age" will be released on Twitter.
By the way, the final grand prix will be held without a winner.
That festival will come back this year, too!
On the night of the 14th, there will be a three-hour special broadcast of "long hair golden"!
Actors will have a fierce battle in sports!
Iggy and young Kanago with short hair!
An all-you-can-see gorgeous fight!
I want to win for sure!
Amazing!
On top of that, the 13 of them will make their first appearance!
Miracles are the best!
They're so manly!
Of course, there will be photos of their failure at the big explosion!
Also, this year, too, there will be "actor festival 2021"!
Let's all enjoy the actor, Fushimon, who is working hard for a new project!
I won't die!
That's great!
Also, on TELESA, past line-ups and original works will be distributed!