AISubs v3.7
This time, in London Hearts, that person is coming back for the first time in 3 years and 9 months!
3 years and 9 months!
It's been a long time, but I thought we wouldn't see you again.
I'm getting nervous.
I don't know who you are.
I'm getting nervous.
Please come in!
Welcome back!
Welcome back, everyone!
Welcome back, London Hearts!
Welcome back is not important.
You have a good style!
You have long legs.
What's that?
You were going to say "You are too long for the opening!"
It was written but it's pretty short.
So cool!
One hand! One hand! Put it in your pocket!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
It was pretty short.
So cool!
You used the stage.
I didn't use it too much.
There's a pretty picture.
There's a movement.
This is a nostalgic silhouette.
This is "the kansai".
the kansai
Please don't diss me as a whole.
At least do it only for me.
shaberu kansai
What is "shaberu kansai"?
What is "mugokuhodo" like?
Tonight is "welcome back robbery special"!
It's on the top of "sanshoku dango".
Everyone loves "tatoetsukkomi" and...
tanosama no...
"impromptu manzain" with Eiko-chan!
It's been 3 years and 9 months since we couldn't go out.
Will they be able to get back "tatoetsukkomi" after 9 months?
You're not "shirokuma" of "ueno doubutsu".
You're "tatoeta"!
You're "tatoeteru"!
World of Pirates
"World of Pirates" "World of Pirates"
Emergency plan! Welcome back, dad!
We're friends, sorry!
Title! That's a title!
Since I was the host of the behind-the-scenes show, I couldn't appear in "World of Pirates",
but it cleared up and it was canceled.
Who said it cleared up?
It's raining a lot over here.
It's not clear up.
No, no, no, no.
It's good, isn't it?
No, no, no, no.
It's not like that.
It's in my head.
It's not like that.
Don't say, "Oh, it used to be like this."
You wanted to see me, didn't you?
I wanted to see you in "World of Pirates".
I haven't been in "World of Pirates" that much since I started it.
You haven't been in "World of Pirates" that much, have you?
No, I haven't.
Mr. Goto of "World of Pirates" is different.
I'm happy.
How about you, Mr. Kano?
I've been doing it since the beginning.
When Mr. Goto is there, I feel good tension at the scene.
I can feel that Mr. Arioi and Mr. Zakiyama are very happy.
I know.
On the contrary, I still have a strong image of Mr. Goto of "World of Pirates".
You've been doing it for a long time, haven't you?
I feel like I'm doing an MC, too.
Do you feel uncomfortable doing an MC?
No, I do.
I think Mr. Goto of "World of Pirates" is the best place to live.
Don't you feel uncomfortable?
No, I don't.
No, I don't feel uncomfortable.
It's different.
I've finished "World of Pirates", but I'm doing something else, so it's complicated.
Are you a member of Mr. Goto's group?
No, I'm a member of Mr. Kano's group.
Mr. Kano's group.
Why do you have to say that?
Are you a member of Mr. Kano's group?
It's nostalgic and stupid, Mr. Goto.
You're right.
It's been a while.
How about you, Mr. Kusanagi? Is it your first time working with Mr. Goto of "World of Pirates"?
It's my first time.
I haven't met Mr. Goto much.
You don't meet him much in other programs, do you?
That's right.
So I'm very honored today.
Do you think so?
You're nervous, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
You don't have to be so nervous.
You're scary.
I'm still scared of the old entertainers.
I see.
The old entertainers aren't that old.
Watch out. You'll be praised.
Watch out.
Why is it dangerous to be praised?
You'll be praised in three seconds.
Watch out. Don't look away.
What kind of disease is that?
Don't look away.
It's dangerous.
It's been a while for you, too, isn't it?
I feel like I'm going home.
Ryo, you're going home, too.
Welcome back.
It's been a while since I've been on this show.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
So you haven't met him for three years and nine months?
No, we haven't.
You haven't met him, either?
No, we haven't.
It's been a while since I've heard him say, "My ears are going to be gold."
No, you won't.
You can't say "my ears are going to be gold" unless you're a royal inspector.
When you say "my ears are going to be gold," you're already a middle-aged man.
That's amazing.
You've been praised.
I've been praised.
You've been praised.
I don't like this feeling.
I'm starting to remember it.
I want you to praise me soon.
Do you miss me?
I want you to praise me soon.
I like it.
I have a gold seal.
Let's look back at past famous scenes.
First, Goto's regular show, "No sense of fashion" tournament.
That was 10 years ago!
What is this?
It looks like a back of a snake.
What are you playing with?
This is not a Kyoto trip.
It's not.
Right?
The way you hold your bag is like a girl's.
The female judges said a lot of things about it.
What is this?
If you were a middle school student, you'd be crying.
And "beach fashion" theme is...
What happens if you hang it?
Oh, but it's sunny.
Isn't it going to move if you hang it?
Who said carbonated water won't move with two of them?
You're talking nonsense!
I'm not talking nonsense!
Next, even if you hang it, it won't move if you hang it.
If you were to recommend a tea for Trindle...
Put it in?
Um, wait a minute.
How is it?
Blue... Double Merry's...
It's good.
Um, blue...
What are you saying?!
It's good, so why?!
It's bad, you know?
It's bad if you think like that.
I can't even think like that!
Don't make me jealous!
It's bad, you know?
With this, with a pot, and boil it...
It's bad, you know?
Right?
And you take a cup of it and say "here you go!"
Here you go!
You did that well.
You're a bad guy if you're a pottery master.
It's hot! That's enough!
This is a main segment!
When you measured your blood vessel age at a health diagnosis location...
I'll get my annual salary!
Blood vessel age?
Blood vessel age.
I'll get my annual salary!
At Majime Gaming Grand Prix...
I don't have a rival. It's not funny.
It's not funny.
If you don't have a rival...
It's not funny!
Stop it!
He's serious but he's wearing a black shirt.
What? You're making fun of me!
Stop making fun of me!
Why are you making such a funny face?
You're making me mad!
And this is the most loved one among the many praise comments.
Both of you have quite a miracle rate.
It's an idol group!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wait a minute. There's too much equality and my ears are turning gold.
There's too much equality and my ears are turning gold.
No, on the contrary...
You look happy even before you say it.
This legendary praise comment "my ears are turning gold"
Everyone loves it so much that even in this situation...
A high school girl asked a guy if he wanted to marry her and...
Goto!
Goto ranked 3rd.
There's finally an age difference.
There's an age difference?
If there's an age difference...
Wait a minute. Even if there's an age difference, my ears aren't turning gold.
Even after 10 years, you're saying the same thing.
As long as there's no age difference, my ears aren't turning gold.
Don't push me away!
It's not about turning gold.
It's turning gold, right?
Gun!
No, that's not it.
That's not "gun"!
That's not "gold"!
That's "cooler's gold"!
That's not "gold"!
That's "cooler's gold"!
What do you mean?
Your ears aren't turning gold!
What do you mean?
That's amazing.
Nicole, what do you think?
That's amazing.
No matter what people say,
they always give back.
It makes me feel secure.
That's because they're gathering people
just by looking like that.
You want people to say that, right?
You haven't been told that yet?
I haven't been told anything yet.
Your hair color is unique,
so you're in danger today.
My hair color? What is that?
It's the top of the three-color dango.
That's true.
Did you eat it?
I'm happy. Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm grateful.
Stop it.
Why?
I've been doing this for 10 years.
Thank you.
It's the same as that V.
Thank you.
It's the same as that V.
Thank you.
It's a masterpiece.
It's like a masterpiece.
I'm grateful.
It's like a god of death.
Kusanagi, what did you see?
It's my first time.
This is how
V. was born.
You're saying V.
You're the V. generation.
What is that V. generation?
Before you say it, you look happy.
When you turn it over,
you can see the shape of the goal.
You're a genius.
He's already out of his mind.
What's up with him?
He's really bad.
No, no, it's not like that.
Let's get some attention. Let's stop the time.
Hey, just for once.
No, it's not.
I'm not calling you on my own.
You're lovely, really.
You also have a beautiful face.
Ah, right, his arm is round like his arm pillow.
I'll watch Star Hansen and Lariat Kimura.
I know you.
Oh, what's up with you?
Earplugs!
Come on!
I'll beat you up!
That's bad.
We haven't asked you about your new tattoos yet.
But you've been active in many shows.
So we'd like to ask you about your new tattoos.
I'd like to know about it.
Now, let's see what the staff researched about Goto's new tattoos!
I thought you had more.
It's been 3 years and 9 months.
We looked for a lot of stuff, but it's only been 3 years and 9 months.
No, no, you don't have a good pace.
You say a lot of stuff.
We looked for a lot of stuff, but we finally found it.
It's about the number of women's swimsuits in the photo book.
You don't have to compare it!
That's no good.
You don't have to compare it!
Let's start from the top.
It's like a ferry ride 2 hours before departure.
I don't remember.
What did you say about it?
I don't remember what I said about it.
I really don't remember.
What do you think, Kanno-san?
You must be looking forward to something exciting to start.
This is a legal consultation room where you can queue up.
As a group of guests who will come in later,
I compared the opening set to a situation where only three people are sitting.
It's only two hours ago, so there aren't that many people yet.
I'm sure there will be a lot of people from now on.
As expected.
That's what you mean, right?
Stop it!
You can't say it in one line.
It's nice to have a ferry ride.
It's not like that.
But it didn't reach Kumi-cho.
Kumi-cho, what do you think?
I know.
As expected, it hasn't fallen.
No, I felt like it was going up.
Oh, it's not going up.
It was different from what I expected.
I imagined excitement.
If it was about three years and nine months ago, it would have been like that.
It's growing more and more.
I hated it.
Kumi-cho is declining.
It's okay.
We'll work together.
Next, projection mapping Kaomo Tower.
It's new.
This is an era.
I think projection mapping came out at the beginning.
What do you think?
Mr. Kusanagi.
It's like it's unfolding a lot of things.
It's getting more and more confusing.
The tempo is confusing.
It's unfolding.
Life.
This is.
Akira, who challenged extremely spicy food, ate it all in one bite.
While reacting, I turned over the obon.
The word "spicy" came out.
When the studio blew up, I said a word.
As expected.
What do you think?
Here.
Projection mapping.
The word "spicy" came out.
I thought it was projection mapping.
I haven't received much of this.
I didn't have this chance.
No, no.
It works at that timing.
You can enjoy it again.
It's such a wonderful thing.
It doesn't come out.
The word "spicy" came out.
Projection mapping.
It doesn't come out, does it?
It's not laughter, is it?
I'm impressed.
It's the worst.
I want to avoid it the most and go through it.
It's the worst.
The word "spicy" came out.
It's the worst.
I just want to decide various things.
You might want to add "disagree" at the end.
Nicole, is there anything you're interested in?
Don Quixote Parisienne.
I'm interested in this.
Don Quixote Parisienne?
What do you mean?
This sounds good.
Do you remember this?
I remember this.
Do you remember which screen I mentioned?
I remember.
It's exactly behind "roha".
It's "gaia", isn't it?
Our "gaia" doesn't exist.
It's the person who said Don Quixote's song after playing it with a harp.
I see.
It comes out beautifully.
It's amazing.
It comes out beautifully.
Where do you come up with it?
The moment it came up?
As soon as it came up in the script?
No, you can't do that.
You can't do that.
You have to think about it.
You can't do that.
You have to think about it.
Is that right?
I think it was stock.
Do you remember it well?
It's been quite recent.
Do you write it down?
No, I don't write it down.
Can you use a voice recorder?
I don't write it down.
Why do you think I'm a harpist?
You're used to it.
I think I do it with my right hand.
I didn't record my best comment myself!
Don't you put in a projection mapping?
Don't you put it in?
Don't you put in a projection mapping?
I thought you'd do a projection mapping.
I didn't do it.
But it's wonderful, isn't it, Nicole-san?
The sharpness is amazing.
I wonder what's going on in her brain.
It's not a big deal.
How do you move it?
It comes up in an instant and comes out.
It came back to her.
I'm looking forward to it again.
It's really fun.
Can you call me?
I called you every week.
Can you come?
I'll come at all, but I didn't have a schedule.
It's probably in two weeks, isn't it?
It's not.
Why?
Don't compare it.
I thought you'd call me.
I didn't have a schedule.
This situation...
It's like this.
It's like a corona food store.
It's no good.
Wait a minute.
It's no good.
Don't use it.
It's no good.
The situation is right, isn't it?
Don't use it.
It's no good.
It doesn't come down.
It's not a polar bear in a zoo.
You're good at comparing it.
You're really good at it.
What are you comparing me with?
It's a good feeling.
Welcome back, Dad.
Part 2 of famous scenes.
The favorite entertainer grand prix chosen by Joshi Ana.
The first announcement of the grand prix.
Don't do a rock with excitement.
Wait a minute.
Don't do a rock with excitement.
Don't do that.
Don't do it.
You know that, don't you?
I don't think so, either.
But my heart is beating on its own.
I don't know what I'm feeling.
And the 3rd place winner of "I want to date you" is...
Football lover
Don't make me nervous!
The toughest man for a man
Violence is painful
And the other "toughest man for a man" is...
This man
Kano Eiko!
Don't misunderstand me!
No, I'm not thinking of anything.
I am thinking of something!
Let's go for a drink, Goto-san.
Just the two of you.
What is it?
If you think there's something going on, you can say it, but you can't see it.
Don't lose!
You think there's nothing going on, don't you, Goto-san?
It's just that I'm hiding it all!
Hey, that's too much!
It's just that I'm shy, so if there's something going on, I'll tell you everything!
Hey, set the time and fire properly!
Got it!
So let's do this on a regular basis!
Kano-kai, right?
Why is it Kano-kai?
It's Kano-kai!
Why is it Kano-kai?
You're from the Kano Army, right?
The Kano Army started with Kano's one-sided invitation, but...
After that, when the two of them line up next to each other...
What are you talking about?
You're from the Kano Army!
As a Kano Army, it is customary for them to be treated with hate.
You're from the Kano Army!
You're from the Kano Army, right?
The Kano Army is supporting you!
There's something close, after all.
It's pretty tough.
And when they sit next to each other again...
It's Yon Unubore.
Kano is sixth place.
What is "konhai"?
"Konhai"?
Oh my, oh my, oh my...
This time, I was really confident!
Here it is, Unubore Manzai.
What are you talking about?
This time, I was really confident, so...
I'll tell you the reason.
What is it?!
Tell us the reason!
Stop talking and tell us!
Tell us the reason!
If you're going to say it again, say it properly!
This time, I was really confident that Suzuki Ami-chan would be our guest.
So, I took first place and sat in second place.
And this is the result.
Tell us the reason!
And there's another twist.
Kano is sixth place!
You're from the Kano Army, right?
And when they sit next to each other again...
Unubore Manzai!
It's like that.
Kano is sixth place and you're getting carried away.
Just accept reality.
I can't accept reality.
Where do you buy me?
I'm completely...
I can't talk!
I'm nervous!
It's hot!
The guests will laugh at you!
Stop it!
Kano and Suzuki grew up together.
I remember that.
Did they do that much?
That's great.
The Kano Army is like that, but they're strict with Non-chan.
They're really strict.
They're strict, but they don't blame each other.
That's true.
It would have been better if they gave me a massage.
If they didn't give me a massage, I would have lost all my hair.
Really?
Now I have less and less hair here.
You haven't moved yet?
How about you, Kusanagi?
It's amazing. I can't help laughing.
Ma'am!
Were you laughing?
No, I wasn't.
I can't help laughing.
Thank you.
In the VTR, while Goto wasn't there, Kusanagi was giving orders to his seniors.
I can't give up.
He's giving orders to his seniors.
This is where Kusanagi gave orders to his seniors.
If Goto was here, he wouldn't be here.
He's serious.
He's thinking.
He's not scared, so it's okay.
He's in seventh place.
In seventh place?
Below Eiko?
Above Eiko.
Why?
She's an amazing host.
She's a great comedian.
That's all you need to say?
You're hiding something you can't say because you're scared.
You should say it.
You don't have the energy.
You started talking about it all of a sudden.
You've been talking about it all of a sudden.
You're doing it with patience.
You get tired of it?
Yes.
You don't feel happy or happy?
You squeeze everything out of you?
Suddenly, you said something.
I didn't say anything.
I said "don't squeeze anything out of me".
You say that all the time.
I always tighten myself so much that I can't get it out of me.
I was so tired that I couldn't move my hands.
You were doing it together.
Does it mean you are exhausted?
I'm tired. What am I saying?
You work too much and you are busy.
I'm old and I'm tired sometimes.
It resonates with you.
I'm thinking about what I should do.
Why do you think like that?
I don't know.
Why do you think like that?
I don't know.
That's not good.
You don't have the energy to think about it.
Do you have to squeeze it?
That's right.
By the way, I'm not in the studio today, but I'll ask Hanako and Okabe.
You were serious and cool.
This is Okabe's ranking at the time.
What is his fifth place in this ranking?
Okabe is in 4th place.
I'm happy.
His voice has improved a lot, hasn't it?
His reasons, his MC ability, his word sense, his guitar bokeh...
All of them are amazing. I think he is an incredible person.
At the time, when I was watching TV, I still clearly remember how high-class his words were.
It was so shocking for me.
He is a really wonderful person.
However, his face has been a little tired recently.
Wait a minute!
It's scary!
What is your family like? Are you poor while drinking Aikosu?
No, it's not like that.
I'm sorry, but my family doesn't do it like me.
Don't you think so, Hiromi-san?
That's what I think.
Don't you guys do it like me?
How about Isegi-san?
I see.
How about you, Kano-san?
I'm so happy that my partner is back like this.
When we play hide-and-seek, I always come back last.
However, when Goto-san comes back last, he is played more than me.
I feel like I should do my best tomorrow, too.
He gives me courage.
It's about time for you to stand next to me.
No, it's okay.
We are good friends, aren't we?
No, it's okay.
It's been three years and nine months.
I want you to show me how you do it.
I can do it.
Shall we do it?
He is doing it!
Shall we do it?
Why is he doing it manually?
Because he is Kano-san.
He is Kano-san.
He improved his skills on YouTube.
Please leave it to me. I'm talking all the time.
Are you playing games all the time?
I'm talking all the time.
Is it the same as "ROCKET"?
We can do "ROCKET" manzai, can't we?
Yes, we can!
Then, Kano-san and Goto-san, please get ready.
Where do we get ready?
Where do we do it?
Shall we do it together?
No, it's okay!
Can we do it for about ten minutes?
No, it's okay!
Don't make me laugh!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yeah, it's been a while.
Congratulations on your comeback.
Thank you for having me on the show, but there's no sad reason for it.
Isn't the food in prison good?
Who took my clothes?!
I'm listening! I'm listening!
Now that things have calmed down, I'd like to go out and have some fun.
Of course you'd like to go out and have some fun!
Everyone's stressed out, so where would you like to go?
I'd like to use the "robbery campaign"
"Robbery campaign"?!
Why "robbery campaign"?!
Let's join all kinds of robberies!
What kind of campaign is that?!
That's not fair!
I'd like to go to a castle.
Castles are nice!
You're studying history, aren't you?!
No, no! I'd like to see Ito Shiro.
I'd like to hit that castle!
Swallow it! Swallow it!
That's good!
Let's go to Shiro Conto.
So this is Shiro Conto...
That's how it is, isn't it?
Shiro Conto?!
It's longer than I thought!
Let's go to Shiro Conto!
It's a one-way ride!
It's like we're in a movie!
So this is the view from the castle!
It's amazing!
The view from the castle is amazing!
Excuse me!
I like castles and I've been to a lot of castles...
Do you like castles and do you go around a lot?
I don't go around...
I...
How many adults are there?
Wow, you're from the castle side! What's with you?!
What's with you?!
Argh! Coronavirus!
Let's time-leap! Let's time-leap!
Let's time-leap!
Let's time-leap! This must have happened in the castle in the past!
What's with you?!
Go! Let's time-leap!
Master's fart!
What a funny story!
Let's time-leap!
Master's fart!
Go! Let's go!
Hey! Hey! Don't come out before Master, you scum!
I'm Master! I came out like Master of Chaon Sea, you scum!
I can't help it!
As I thought, it's Master! Master!
Which one is it?!
I'm Master! M... Master!
It's Master, isn't it?!
Master! Master!
Please take a look at this!
What will he show us?!
What did he bring?!
Please open this!
I'm in trouble!
He gave up!
What should we do?!
What's in it?!
Please take a look at this!
What's in it?!
Please take a look at it!
Why is it so funny?!
It's so funny!
What's in it?!
What's this?!
It's an armor, I think!
There's a big bug in it!
A big bug for three months!
What's this?!
This is bad! This is really bad!
It's done! It's done!
It's like...
I feel like I'm back!
I can see it now!
How do you feel about fighting Kano-san for the first time in a while?!
I'm really injured!
No, no, no!
How do you feel, Nicole-san?!
I laughed the most this year!
No matter what kind of conspiracy I've seen...
I've never laughed like this today!
I laughed because it was funny!
There will be a few days of downtime!
Until we go back to normal!
Until now, we may have been running away!
It started again! It started again!
It started again!
Then you should go back to normal as well!
Go back to normal!
You want to do it for three years and nine months, right?!
Can you say "my lord's fart"?
My lord's...
Fart!
Why am I doing this?!
Why is this my fart?!
Please don't come out!
You're doing "fart" like this!
Because you're a princess!
Princess! Your gender has changed!
I changed it to a finger!
You changed it to a finger patch!
I changed it to a finger patch!
What is this?!
It's changed!
I can't beat you up!
I'll cut you up!
Say something! I want some sound!
You've evolved, haven't you?
I'll do my best in the future!
"BAD MOTHER" Famous Scenes Part. 3
Long time no see, "London Hearts"!
It's been a while since Audrey and Kasuga appeared on a TV show for an album.
You go first.
Stop it!
You're weirder than me!
Tooth!
Ah, you lied to me.
What's this, Takerama?
You're energetic, aren't you?
Do you say "go, go, go, go, go, go"?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
You're energetic, aren't you?
Takeyama-san, what's this?
This is fun!
It's fun to watch!
Takeyama-san, what's this?
It's really annoying!
And then, they exchange seats with Kasuga, but...
I don't know how to do this anymore!
It's scary because there's no one around.
It's break time, really!
I'm Goto-san!
As the project progressed, there were more tragedies!
Here's Goto's photo!
It's really annoying!
Come at me, you idiot!
Well, well, well, well...
Come at me, you idiot!
With only one idea in mind, they tried it three times!
It's really good!
When you're facing this way...
If you're facing this way, people will attack you!
At the end of 2013, they also participated in a drinking party with Ariyoshi and Takeyama!
I'm going! I'm going!
I'll have a beer!
A beer?
Yes!
At first, it's fine with water!
It's fine! It's fine!
While they're drinking, for some reason...
That fat guy is wearing a dress!
He's forced to wear a dress!
Why?!
That's terrible!
Seriously, you two!
Just like that...
They just drank and went home!
I don't remember why we came here!
And at the party, Goto said this amazing thing!
No, I'm grateful!
I'm very grateful for what you said!
But...
If you follow the order, everyone will attack you at once!
Should we line up? Line up properly!
The members who want Goto to attack will form a line!
What kind of line are you talking about?!
Anything is fine, right? Anything is fine, right?
Um...
Can you do an impression of a chicken?
No...
Wait, what is it?!
Wait, wait, wait!
It's crowded!
What kind of line are you talking about?!
I use a vegan roller every day!
Are you stupid?!
That vegan roller is putting a lot of pressure on you!
Oh, that, that!
My ears are starting to hurt!
Go to Civica!
What's with you?!
Huh? Your legs are really short today!
No, it's always like that!
My DNA is engraved in my legs!
Yay!
How is your fashion today?
Stupid!
It's like a devil's healing trip!
Cute!
It's a good trip!
Kano-chan, he's someone you admire!
I'd like you to do an impression of me.
Please, come to our Maseki Entertainment Company!
How do you do it?
Um...
Do you do it yourself?
There are various ways, but...
The best way is to do it once a month.
Participating in auditions is important.
But if you participate in an audition, can you enter it straight away?
No, it's not that easy.
It's not that easy?
Even if you say it like that, you have confidence in yourself, right?
Auditions give you confidence, right?
You're talking right now, aren't you?!
Don't look at me like that!
How is it, Nicole-san?
Looking at the VTR...
It's really fun to see everyone lined up like that.
Today, too...
The line-up...
No, that's enough!
The line-up was decided after that, wasn't it?
It's different!
The line-up is decided based on your line-up!
It's not "sukkomi-sodan-jojo".
If there are people who want to line up like that...
You don't have any experience, do you?
No, I don't.
You should definitely line up like that.
If you line up like that, something will happen.
Today, the line-up is zero.
Eh?
Even people who are making fun of you...
Stop saying "this is pretty hard", okay?
What are you doing right now?
Are you impersonating Arios-san's chicken?
That's that!
This is pretty hard!
But since we're here...
Let's have each of you go head first!
- There's nothing like it. - Yeah, there's nothing like it.
- Can you say something for us? - Let's hear it!
Will you go out with me?
"I'm sorry." What is that?!
You just got married! What is that supposed to mean?!
I'm sorry.
I didn't say "will you go out with me?"
What?!
What is that?! Why am I being like this?!
I'm sorry.
You're drunk?!
When was the last time you kissed?
Four days ago.
What is that?!
Four days ago! Four days ago!
Excuse me, but could you tell me the color of this?
Why did you choose that outfit?!
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
Lately, I haven't been feeling well.
I've been taking a lot of vitamins and stuff, but they don't work for me.
Get me a prescription!
Go to the hospital!
That's a relief.
This one, this one, this one.
One more, one more, one more.
Do you want to go home?
Let's go home.
Go, go.
Is it okay if it's the same one?
Give me a different one.
No, you can't give me the same one.
Lately, I haven't been feeling well.
I've been taking a lot of vitamins and stuff, but they don't work for me.
I see, I see.
What should I do?
Then, I'll bring you this one that's in my medicine box.
No, you can't!
Why do you want me to give you the same one?
You're so kind!
Actually, I don't want you to say it, but...
You don't want me to say it?
Actually, I'm here on horseback.
Why?!
You say you're here on horseback, but what do you think about people who come here on horseback?
What's with you?!
Master Otono...
But speaking of horses...
Why do you keep saying that?!
You're going to the castle, right?
What do you mean, "the castle"?
You're going to the castle, right?!
You're crazy!
You're going to the castle, right?!
Master Otono's fart!
Next episode of "TV Chidori" is...
Do you want to be on TV in the future?
It's perfect!
I won't pay you!
It's felt material.
What's the punishment game for "in the future" that doesn't hurt?
I hate it!
It's Sunday at 10 p.m.!
Speaking of horses...
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
It's a period drama, isn't it?
The Master's Ass
I can't help but go out again.
Hey, hey, hey!
What?
Ninja, step back!
I'm not a ninja!
You're walking like you're the master!
Well, you know, the master is...
Why don't you change the subject?
Well, it's hard.
I think there are many things in the past.
Well...
Jo-ka-machi...
What?
While saying "Jo-ka-machi"...
There aren't many people who do "Jo-ka-machi".
Well...
It's hard to do "Jo-ka-machi".
I think it's hard to open a dango shop.
Well, it's hard to open a dango shop.
It's hard to do business now and in the past.
Welcome!
Oh, hello!
Excuse me.
Well...
I'm going to my friend's house.
I was wondering if you could give me some dango.
Oh, I'm sorry. This isn't dango...
This is a dango shop.
He's been running a dango shop since then.
He's amazing!
Thank you very much!
Well, why...
Why are you the only one who's happy?
Well, you know...
Since you said that...
You don't have to say anything special.
You want to do it, don't you?
Well, you know...
We don't say things like "let's do it" in Vietnam.
Well, in Vietnam...
And, you know, in the past...
Before COVID-19...
I felt like I was getting beaten up.
But now...
I can do business.
You don't get beaten up.
I don't get beaten up.
You don't have to fear anymore.
You can do whatever you want.
Well, thank you for giving me this opportunity...
Why do you keep doing that?!
He's gone crazy!
Thank you for giving me this opportunity!
Thank you very much!
The staff of this show!
I miss you!
The staff!
Thank you very much!
The staff of "The Do"!
Thank you very much!
He got it!
Why do you feel so fulfilled?!
I don't feel anything!
He's angry!
I don't feel anything!
But that's how it is!
Satisfied?!
Yes, I'm satisfied!
How many points would you like to give "The Legend"?
90, I guess?
That's pretty strict!
It's not 100!
You...
Where did you get those 10 points from?!
He started it!
He always starts it!
Well...
Shirt?
Shirt...
Stylist's personality...
You started it!
You thought it would be something, didn't you?
I thought it would be completely over.
You wanted to do it, didn't you?
You wanted it to end in a good way, but it didn't end in a good way!
What's wrong with you?
It was good, it was good.
It was good?
It's fine.
It's fine?
Yes, it's perfect.
I thought I'd see you naked every week from now on.
I won't do it!
Why do you do it every week?
Please do it in two weeks, okay?
Two weeks later...
The shirt he dissed is wet now!
Sweat it out!
Wow!
A rare pair of suspicions is served!
Brahma and Shigena...
I don't know what it smells like!
This week's "Alton Walk" is...
Kamai and others are surprised!
Kamai and others can't escape!
It's so exciting!
Wait a minute!
It's not selling well right now!
I'm exhausted!
This week's "Mokio"!
I'm sorry.
Next week, Tsuchi and Brahma...
Shigena and Shigena are drinking and it's hot like an all-in-one!
I want you to think that black males are funny when they stand on stage!
Cool!
And...
Wow!
If you're going out, I'm going out!
What?
Koyama and Shizuba and Yugen...
I'm drunk!
You said "what" already!
That next week is a fantasy "the" stage for 5 people!
When it comes to your favorite food...
One, two...
Pizza!
It's "ohanai" after all!
But before that, let's have a drink!