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Tonight's rockers are Black Coat and Yellow Coat, five colors and a yellow costume.
I live in a crowded room.
Stop it!
I don't have any big-scale memories.
As an actor, he is embarrassed.
He has never had a man who doesn't seem tired even when he is with him.
You are the most boring one of the members who are with Rabbit.
I don't need that costume right now!
You are not wearing a uniform.
I don't think it's that serious.
No, no, no.
It's too serious.
Tonight, we have skilled, talented, and craftsmanship in all of us.
Many of you are new to this show.
- We have two M-1 Ogers. - I see.
First of all, Magical Lovely Noda is here for the first time.
You don't seem to be interested in people.
That's not true. I've seen you all many times.
- I'm not that motivated... - Motivated?
Yes.
But I've never talked about you like that.
What do you think of Ogata?
He's a bit older than me.
You're older than me.
- You're older than me. - You're older than me.
- I'm motivated! - You're older than me.
- You're older than me.
- Okay, Milk Boy. Usami, you too. - Yes.
- It's my first time. - Are you crossing the border again?
- No, I'm not. - Good for you.
- I'm not wearing a hijab. - What's wrong with you?
No, it's more like I'm wearing an old-fashioned hairstyle.
Why would I wear a hijab when I'm used to it?
- Okay, Hasegawa is here for the first time. - Yes.
I have no idea what's going to happen.
I'm a Karakuchi except for "Honda Theater."
Please don't think I'll stay in Shimokitazawa forever.
I do perform live, though.
- Okay, next. Ina-chan, it's your first time too. - Thank you for having me.
When you came out for an image search before, you had a bad image.
A lot of people said a lot of things about me.
But what really stuck with me was that you didn't have as much of an impact as you look.
- That's what I thought of you the most. - I don't have much of an impact.
- Oh, you're the only 50-year-old... - What?
- Thank you for having me! - Thank you!
- I'm Hasegawa, from Michigan. - Thank you for having me!
- That's amazing! - Thank you for having me!
Nicole, did you know you'd be 50 years old?
I didn't think I'd be 50 years old, but won't you get sleepy at this hour?
No, it's just that, you know...
- I'll be fine. - You won't come out!
- You won't! - You won't come out in the afternoon!
- Don't drink! - No, I'll be fine.
I came out in the afternoon, today.
- Why do you work like this? - Why do you come out in the afternoon?
Today's theme is something we asked ordinary women in their 20s and 40s.
A man who seems boring when he's with you.
Before we announce it, we're going to give a prize to one of you!
No, we're going to choose one of you!
Einstein, Rina!
If it's all the same as the general prediction, Ryo-san will get the prize money!
How much is it?
It's one hundred, right?
One hundred?!
It won't come out!
It's perfect!
Forty-two!
Forty-two?!
So, Rina-chan's prediction top is...
The man who looks like he's having the most fun together is...
Top one, tenth place is...
Ah!
Morita!
Eh?!
Eh?! Really?!
Wow!
Why?
He talks and his reaction is good...
And even the smallest things...
From his own point of view...
He's a funny person...
Thank you!
I'm happy all of a sudden!
I don't really have any bad feelings...
So I thought this project would work out!
Until last time...
I didn't think I'd be invited to a project like that!
Right?!
I didn't think like that last time either!
What's today's project?
Today's project is funny!
That's why I'm here!
By the way, you're...
Rina-chan, you're tenth place!
Wow!
I think Rina-san's prediction is really high!
There's no way a person who is so objective like you...
Wouldn't think of having fun with a woman who's with you!
There's no way that's possible, right?!
Hm...
Is it possible?
You're really cool!
By the way, is there anyone who ranked you higher than Morita?
Me!
Komiya!
I'm eighth place!
Eighth place!
Then you're in the top three, right?
I like gossip and...
Even at the dressing room, they speak to me in a really nice way...
They laugh at me for everything!
I talk about that too...
And "kachikochi" TV...
That's what you do, right?
Stop promoting yourself like that every time you do it!
I know you two do it, but...
You're finally doing it, "kachikochi" TV...
Shouinji is also in eighth place!
As I thought, Morita-san has a lot of topics to talk about...
And of course, you have gossip too...
But when I saw you from a woman's perspective...
I was wondering about the dirtiness of your mouth...
That's fine, right?!
But I think you'll get used to it!
That's right!
You'll get used to it!
I don't think it's dirty at all!
What about you, Nicole?
No, I've gotten used to it too!
Really?!
I think I'm starting to look a little prettier!
That's right!
Right?!
You're wearing a lot of orange today...
No, no, no!
You're making fun of me!
I've never worn orange in my life!
Your eyes are more towards your forehead...
My forehead? What are you talking about?!
Your forehead is more yellow than mine!
Moving on...
Let's move on to Ina-chan in ninth place!
The top two that will continue with Morita!
You're back!
I'm back...
You're back...
Now, why you're in ninth place...
Yes, I'm a junior...
My reaction is good...
I can talk to people...
If you talk to me from here, you'll be able to hear me well...
I'm an ideal man...
He's strong, too.
That's right.
And when I asked him if his wife was good at cooking, he said, "I've got a good wife."
He's a good guy.
I can say that easily.
I think it's being transmitted.
By the way, who is in the top 10?
Noda.
It's more interesting when it's off.
I'm not very happy about it.
When it's on, it's less than a tenth of its performance.
It's really fun when it's off.
It's more private when you jump high on your back.
It's really high.
It's private.
It's really high.
It's off.
It's higher when you're working.
It's higher when you're private.
What do you think, Nicole?
I can feel that he cares about his wife.
I think it's just like that.
His wife is boring, though.
You don't want your wife to be funny, do you?
It's the most boring among the members in "Rabbit".
It's the worst.
You don't need it now, do you?
By the way, there is someone in the worst.
It's me, Hasegawa.
Of course, we get along well.
We've been together since the first season.
However, I think for people living in the worst,
They won't want to see their wives even though they are in the best members.
They won't want to see their wives even though they are in the worst.
If you are in the worst,
Take your wife who is in the back far away.
You still are not used to the variety, are you?
Go back to "Honda Theater" for real.
That's so rude!
Stop directing this way at me!
Even if you start hurting people who aren't there, it's already...
Next, top 3. 8th place is...
STONNE, HASEGAWA.
That's good.
Why?
I'm of the same generation.
I'm from Yoshimoto in Osaka and he's from Yoshimoto in Tokyo.
Hasegawa-kun was the first person in Tokyo who talked to me of the same generation.
When we first met, he called me "ina-chan".
Even though the people around me were wary of me.
There are people like that in society.
I think that's why people think I'm popular.
I think that's why people think I'm fun.
I'm happy about it.
There's a reason for it.
I thought he was calling me "ina-chan" from that moment.
I thought it was weird of me to say it like that.
You can say it!
He calls me "ina-chan" in his first generation.
I wouldn't like it if it was the other way around.
By the way, Nicole is from Hasegawa.
I'm Hasegawa-san, 10th place.
Really?
I'm so happy!
You're talking a lot!
I didn't say it to Nicole.
You said it to Nicole!
It just came out of nowhere.
I think it's because I'm close with young people.
I know Maritottsu.
I don't hate young people.
I'm into young trends.
I think we can talk about a lot of things.
We can talk about a lot of things.
Some people like Hasegawa.
Shoinji.
I'm Hasegawa-san, 9th place.
I suddenly started appearing on TV.
When I didn't know anyone around me,
I met him for the first time and he called me "Shoinji-kun".
You're used to it.
You're the one who doesn't like it.
You're so big and you're used to it.
I'm 9th place, too.
Let's go.
I was a sapper.
I was a motorist.
I was a sapper.
I'm used to being treated like a woman.
It may not suit the current era,
but I think like a woman from above.
Then, I'm like a woman.
I'm usually treated like a woman from below.
That's why I'm doing a lot of things.
Are you doing a lot of things?
I'm doing a lot of things like sassy.
Are you doing a lot of things?
You're good friends, aren't you?
We're good friends.
I'm doing a lot of things because I have something.
You can't do a lot of things like sassy.
I've said it before.
It's a joke.
I'm sorry.
You said it.
I'm sorry.
It's a joke.
Is that part of your gossip?
Yes, it is.
Why do you say it yourself?
ARIOSU is a gun man.
Why do you have to say gun to me?
It's just ARIOSU.
Don't say anything strong.
Even if you did it, it doesn't mean you should say your gossip.
I can't say anything.
A man who looks boring when he's with a woman he chose.
Mina-chan's prediction, from 4th place to 7th place.
From 7th place to 4th place, these people.
7th place is you, 4th place is Tsumi, 5th place is Ogata, and 4th place is Shouinji.
Ina-chan, 7th place.
Yes.
Why is that?
Even in Ametalk-san, he's selling things like "the contents are good", so I feel like I can't go below 7th place.
Because you keep saying "the contents are good" so much.
That's right.
But Ina-chan, you're in 1st place.
Just now, Morita, right?
Yes, it's me.
Shouinji, Ota, Shisonno, Hasegawa, Ogata are in 1st place!
I'm happy.
Ogata, 10th place.
I'm very popular.
As expected, you're kind.
In a good way, you have a nice face, don't you?
In order to make people laugh.
So, even if you eat tempura, people will laugh at you, don't you think?
Even if you eat anything, if you drop it, people will laugh at you.
It's like that.
What's wrong with you, Ryuji?
It's a self-gossip.
Self-gossip.
I used to be rich in Germany.
What's wrong with you?
Why do you have a gun in your hand?
This is too dangerous.
What you just said is not rude to Ina-chan, isn't it?
That's right.
Next, 6th place, Utsumi.
Utsumi-san and I have known each other for the longest time.
We've been together since we were in Osaka.
I tried to remember what kind of conversation we had with Utsumi-san.
I don't have any memorable conversations.
Wait a minute!
You talk a lot in the theater!
It's not like I'm not having fun.
It's just that I've never had a lot of fun.
You always talk in a fun way.
No, there are a lot of people who are more fun.
So, it's not bad, isn't it? Being 6th place.
Utsumi, you chose yourself as 9th place, didn't you?
For me, it's 8th place.
You're a fun person.
But if you ask an old lady in Osaka, you'll definitely be in the top 10.
20s to 40s.
That's not the target audience.
I see.
It's 60s to 90s.
It's higher than that.
It's definitely higher than that.
I've received a lot of fan letters from people in their 70s.
It's been a while since I've received a fan letter that says I laughed at this manzai.
I don't laugh at it.
It's been that long.
Utsumi, you're in the worst 3.
Shoinji.
You're kidding me!
Shoinji!
He's a very kind senior.
But I feel like I'm reaching Buddha's breath.
I can't say anything.
I just don't hurt anyone.
Komiya, you too!
That's right.
I haven't talked to him much.
You haven't, right?
From a woman's point of view, he's a bit old-fashioned.
He doesn't seem to know what's going on right now.
He seems to be thinking about manzai all the time on a date.
He doesn't have enough things.
He doesn't seem to be good at night either.
You're saying terrible things.
He seems a little sloppy, doesn't he?
How about you, Nicole?
I don't have much of an image of him.
You don't have an image of him?
I don't have much of an image of him talking with me.
I don't have much of an image of him.
You don't seem to know him at all.
I don't know him at all.
I know him at least a little bit.
What kind of guy is he?
The one who looks like a gold ball, right?
That's wrong!
She's happy about it.
The one who looks like a gold ball.
Next, fifth place.
Yes, Ogata.
Thank you for your hard work.
If you're a woman, you might have an image of him when you go on a date.
If you have a bad face, you might have an image of him.
In that case, Ogata might have an image of you that's not good.
That's right.
Hey, Ogata!
You might be looked down upon.
When you're walking, you might be a little careless.
You might think like that.
That's right.
He might have an image of me that's not good.
Oh my!
In a magazine, he might have an image of me that's not good.
What would you do?
I get pranked too much.
I think it's like that.
"Hey, stop it!" I say like that.
It makes me laugh a little.
It's fun.
On the contrary.
It's not good.
Look at me.
Well...
In Korea...
I went with Mr. Komos and his wife.
What are you doing?
Don't involve me!
Don't say like that!
I feel sorry for Mr. Komos!
It's like Radar.
That's why!
He's being pranked.
"Hey, stop it!" I say like that.
He's not in the main episode, but his face is shown a lot in that episode.
If Radar appears in "Ametalker" and "Lo-Fi", will he appear in that episode?
By the way, Ogata's worst one is...
Komiya.
Well...
She might have an image of me that's not good.
I might have feelings of repentance for her.
But you're not in the main episode anymore.
I haven't done it for a long time!
Stop saying like that!
I'm not in the main episode!
It's not good!
That's why you don't say gossip.
You're glaring at me!
You're glaring at me and saying my gossip!
Don't glare at me!
Go away!
Are you okay in Korea?
You didn't go to Korea to gossip, did you?
Next, 4th place.
Shoinji.
Shoinji talked to me about it.
He has an image of me that's easy to talk to.
But I think people who think it's funny on TV...
think it's private life.
That's why I put it below.
I see.
Time doesn't go back
It seems like it
I make people laugh a lot.
By the way, who made Shoinji No. 1?
Hasegawa.
He knows a lot of things.
What kind of sweets do you know?
For example?
Well...
What was it?
There are a lot of things.
They all look like this, right?
Are they sweet?
Sweet!
Can you chew a Hasegawa?
I can melt it.
What?
It doesn't have teeth.
What are you talking about?
I may know it, but I've never eaten sweets.
But I saw him eating it in the dressing room.
Chocolate?
Cho! Choco!
Cho! Cho!
Country Mom?
No, Black Thunder?
No.
Alphote? Alphote?
No.
I know what it is.
Cake?
The one with a picture of a ship.
Alphote?
The one with a picture of an Alphote?
Alphote?
It's not Alphote.
Everyone knows it.
Why did you say it's not Alphote?
It's not Alphote.
A man who looks boring when he's with a woman.
Rina's prediction of the worst three is...
This member.
The third place is this person.
No!
Third place.
You do a lot of fun things.
Like making games.
You make me excited.
I think it takes a lot of time to work.
I like games and hamsters.
I don't want to waste my time.
I think it's different when you say it's fun to be with me.
You have too much of your own world view.
That's right.
There are others who are in the worst three.
Ohta.
Isn't it interesting?
Of course, you're in the second place.
I think you have a genius quality.
But, you stand out.
You talk about fishing.
Don't you do something like that on the train?
Even on a diet?
You like games and muscle training.
You're a little manly.
I see.
It's your hobby.
You're stoic.
What do you do with people you're dating?
When I was a student,
I admired Matsumoto-san so much.
I didn't date girls at all.
I thought it would be boring.
I was so stoic.
I've been a virgin for a while.
The first way I date girls is the most fun.
I'm having a lot of fun in the first round.
You're in the first round?
I'm in the first round.
I'm going to win for sure.
I'm in the first round.
Some people are in the first round.
Is that so?
Yes, me.
Shikigoya and Hasegawa are the most boring.
When I'm with girls in the dressing room, it's hard for me to talk to them.
It's hard for me to talk to them.
I think Masanori-san is more airy.
I'm not like that when I'm not working.
Is that so?
I'm just an old man when I'm not working.
You're an old man.
But you're airy.
I'm not like that.
You're airy.
You're quiet.
Is that so?
I'm not like that at all.
I think you and Takatoshi-san can talk to each other.
Really?
I can see you like that.
You and Takatoshi-san in Hokkaido.
Do you feel like young people are having fun when you talk to young people in the dressing room?
I'm 50 years old, but I talk casually.
I don't talk about my age at all.
I talk about my age.
I talk about my hair.
I don't talk about my age.
I think you're close with Papa's pineapple.
The pineapple's mother is the same age as me.
That's why you talk a lot.
You talk a lot.
You want to go drinking together.
Yes.
Inaki and Hasegawa are left.
Who do you think is boring?
I'll announce the first and second place at the same time.
The first and second place are...
The first place is Komiya.
The second place is Inaki.
Inaki, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
I'm scared.
Let's start with Hasegawa in second place.
I think you're a bit old.
It's been like that for a long time.
There were conversations and stuff like that.
But I don't think it's for people in their 20s.
That's right.
It was intense.
If it's for women, I'd like them to bring food and other things.
But they don't have teeth.
So I think they only bring soft things.
Even though the shop is on one side of the street.
And I think they look stingy.
Okada and Shibuya.
No, it's not like that.
They didn't have money before.
So you couldn't go on a date or buy anything.
But now you have money.
If I take you to a restaurant...
Where would you take me?
I'd like to go there.
Marugame Seimen.
It's cheap and delicious.
It's delicious, but you can eat it alone, right?
It's a date.
It's not a snack.
You can't eat it unless it's soft.
You can't eat meat.
You can't eat meat, can you?
I can eat it.
I have upper teeth, but I don't have lower teeth.
So I can eat it, but I'm only being pushed.
It's delicious.
It's like mochi.
Will it be soft?
It softens the meat in your mouth.
It's like a factory.
Even if it softens, you can't chew it, right?
That's right. You can't tear it apart.
So you just drink it like that?
That's right. I think my throat got thicker.
You look like you have a big throat.
What is this?
First place is...
Wait a minute.
Komiya.
You haven't talked about it much, right?
Komiya, you're funny when you're on stage.
I think viewers think so, too.
I think you're a typical entertainer who seems to live in private.
When I said hello to the audience, Komiya said hello to me with his last strength.
It was the last minute.
An entertainer who wants to live in private is said to be weak in private.
I think viewers think so, too.
I thought it would be better to say hello with a smile.
As a result, it may have become like that.
But half of the members in the studio say you're the worst.
You're lying.
It's boring.
You always say that.
As an entertainer, I respect you.
This program is boring.
I don't know yet.
It's too hard.
I didn't say it in the image of the world.
Wait a minute.
When I go on a dessert trip or eat a parfait, I eat it in one bite and scoop up a spoon and say, "Why don't you eat it?"
I don't want to eat dessert in the first place.
I'm going to say something I don't want to say.
Ah, it ended ten years ago.
You were doing it, weren't you?
I was doing it.
You're still doing it.
Yes, but it's changed.
Morita is also number one, right?
That's right.
Hey, shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up and eat it.
It's strange.
When I'm with women, I'm kind of "ora ora"
"Ora ora" or "private"?
No, no.
I can only show off in Koenji's cheap cabaret.
Koenji's cheap cabaret.
They take me there, and I call a girl I like there even though she's dark-skinned.
There are people like that.
Like the president.
The president you want to talk about.
And the woman also asks me, "What is this?"
It does feel strange, doesn't it?
No, no.
Morita just talked and Morita didn't get it at all.
You don't need to make it thin.
Oh, really?
I think it should be messy.
Don't you have one, Nicole?
I'm also number one.
Number one.
When we're together and we're going somewhere, like a taxi or something,
and the taxi driver gets lost on the road,
I'm always talking to myself and I might say something bad.
Ah, you say that.
It's just an image.
Ah, I took the wrong road.
It happens, doesn't it?
You say "it happens, doesn't it?"
Even if I say "it happens, doesn't it?" and I make a mistake, it happens.
So, let's see what Ina-chan thinks.
And now, we'll announce the results of the survey of 200 women in their 20s and 40s!
First of all, who do you think is having the most fun when you're together?
"Three Hour Special" with Amethone Walk!
Next week Monday, ATSUSHIRA COMPANY's new member will participate in "BIBIRIBOP"
Besides that, there will be "I love you" and "Next week Monday at 7pm"
Now, we'll announce the top 1 who you think is having the most fun when you're together!
Number 10!
And that is...
SHOINJI!
"Inachi"!
"Inachi" is amazing!
Thank you!
"Inachi" will get 420,000 yen!
"Inachi" is amazing!
I want to know the reason why you chose me!
"Inachi" will get 420,000 yen!
"Inachi" is 22 years old and a company employee.
He seems to be a close friend of his partner.
He seems to be a good person because he seems to have a positive attitude towards his partner.
He is a 28-year-old housewife.
He is a hard worker who became popular because of various character changes.
His stories and talks are getting more and more interesting,
so he seems to be able to not only have fun but also grow as a couple.
That's amazing!
That's a lot of good comments!
He is a 31-year-old company employee.
When he sees fans tweeting "I received a reply to my fan letter!" on Twitter,
or when he sees Instagram Live,
he seems to have a lot of fan service, so he seems to have a lot of fun even when he's together.
I see.
That's right.
That's how it is in real life.
Could you please stop talking about real life?
Real life is still a little scary, isn't it?
It's not scary at all!
It's just me saying my own opinion.
Real life is scary!
I want to identify real life employees, but it's hard to find them.
I got really scared when you told me about it on "LOHA",
so I put a strong lock on it.
Don't do it until you put a lock on it!
Let's move on.
Announcement of 9th place!
9th place goes to...
Not yet, it's too early
I don't know
Next is...
"Jumpo" class
Wow
Really?
Wow, 9th place
9th place
But only 9th place is impossible
Don't say that
40th place is possible?
40th place
Are you surprised?
40th place is impossible
How much is it?
2,400 yen
It's too early
4,450 yen
It's too early
Atsushi-san
I'm glad about the reason
I was thinking of going to 8th place
You said "I'm glad about the reason"
I'm glad about the reason
There are three good reasons
Congratulations
No, no, no
Atsushi-san, Atsushi-san
It's weird
It's too early
I've never seen that kind of gesture
If you don't want to waste your time on Top 2, you shouldn't do this kind of song
It's weird
Do you want to waste your time on Top 2?
Do you want to get that much attention?
Will you announce the reason on the official Twitter?
Can I go to 8th place?
You're making me do bad things
Why do you treat me like a claimer?
Can you give me 2,400 yen?
2,400 yen? I'll give you
I don't need it
Mr. Ohta, you got 2,400 yen
I'll give it to my customers
Mr. Ohta's reason will be announced on the official Twitter after the show
Top 3
The last one
The last one is this person
Ina-chan!
Wow!
Ina-chan is...
Thank you!
I'd like to introduce you one by one with good reasons.
Thank you!
Why is that?!
What kind of show is that to be nice to 3rd place instead of 2nd place?!
She's 24 years old and self-employed.
She has an honest and manly side, contrary to her appearance.
She's good at talking and I don't think I'll get tired of being with her.
I'm happy for you, Ina-chan.
And this opinion.
She's 27 years old and self-employed.
In any case, she has a great sense of words.
She's a genius who makes people laugh and have fun with them,
so I think it'd be great for her to be with me.
Wow!
It'd be great!
Wow!
Her bare skin is getting hot.
It's quite hot.
But with this kind of evaluation,
I don't think you can betray her.
That's true.
Well, I do have a cat on me.
To be honest...
What do you think, Ryo-san?
How much will you give me?
What's that?!
It's a good boy.
It's not a good boy!
2,400 yen.
2,400 yen!
4,800 yen!
Thank you!
Next up is the announcement of 7th place!
I'm still happy!
7th place!
I want to enter.
Noda!
Really?
There were people who wanted to attack Noda.
But you are lower than Noda.
22 years old student.
He is smart enough to make his own game.
He seems to have a lot of stories to talk about.
He seems to have a personality that is difficult to control emotions.
He seems to be comfortable with you.
He says great things.
He is 28 years old. He is working part-time.
He seems to be different from others.
But he seems to be common sense.
He doesn't hide his sincerity.
When he sees his pet hamster making love,
he seems to love his girlfriend.
I think so.
You like hamsters, don't you?
I love my hamster as much as I love my girlfriend.
I can hold it with my hands.
You can hold it with your hands?
Not at all.
You don't look like that kind of person.
Not at all.
I sometimes run on a empty train and say, "Wow, it's crowded in here."
You do that?
I don't do that kind of bokeh.
I say, "Hey, it's not bokeh at all."
It's not funny when you say it in private.
On the contrary, it's boring.
But you don't mind it, do you?
Yes, I think it's funny.
He is a man who is boring when he is with you.
He is in the last place of the top group.
Morita is in the last place of the top group.
Well, it's true that it's fishy.
I'm starting to think it's a bad project.
No, no, it's funny.
It's fun.
It's fun, isn't it?
How about the next person, Kachikochi?
Kachikochi?
Both of you are Kachikochi.
I'm not Kachikochi.
You are Kachikochi and Kochi.
I'm not Kachikochi and Kochi.
How about Kochi?
I'm not Kachikochi.
I don't want Kachi.
I don't like Kochi.
I want Kachi.
Kachi or Kochi?
Kochi.
Well, it's worth it.
He is in the sixth place of the top group.
If you don't call me here, you are in the last place of the top group.
Hasegawa!
Wow!
You are in the top group!
Thank you!
30 years old, company employee.
Since you get along with Sassy, you must be an interesting person in private.
Sassy's effect is big.
Thank you!
How did you get along with Sassy?
At first, when I was invited to a late-night program,
I said "gui gui" even at that time.
At first, I was hated.
"You are an old man who says "gui gui" a lot."
But when I said "gui gui" a lot,
there weren't many people who said "gui gui" a lot.
So I exchanged my contact information with Sassy because I thought it was interesting and I got along with her for a long time.
I see.
There is also a bad reason.
Oh, I see.
21 years old, student.
You look like you are going to talk like an actor.
Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Actors don't talk like that, do they?
They don't talk like an actor, do they?
Are you Yoshimoto Shimokita? Yoshimoto Shimokita.
No, I'm not Yoshimoto Shimokita!
I'm not a comedian called "Shimokita Sumimasu"!
I'm not a comedian called "Honda Theater Sumimasu"!
If you add up the numbers of 200 ordinary women, it's five!
The fifth man who looks boring when he's with you!
I want to get out of here!
Blue panther!
No, it's weird.
You stood out!
I stood out! I'm happy!
You stood out!
No, I got the image!
No, why?
I thought you were higher up.
Being higher up is good.
It's bad.
Why do you want me to stand out?
To your wife, of course.
No, my wife also laughs at me a lot.
Even if you get beaten up?
I haven't been beaten up!
Even if you get beaten up?
I haven't been beaten up, but...
After that, you're very, very kind.
That's deep.
That's not at all!
You look like a hard-hearted person.
You say you love me about 20 times.
That's not it.
Good reason!
He's a self-employed man who's 41 years old.
Even if what you did to make others happy didn't make you happy,
I think something fun might happen unexpectedly.
That's fun.
You always make something up, don't you?
Yesterday, I was in bed with a sheet and had my face like this...
So my family got hit pretty hard.
Do you hit someone while you're in the seat?
What is that?
That's crazy, isn't it?
That's ridiculous.
Getting hit in the seat.
But there's a bad reason for it.
This is from a 21-year-old student.
It's fun for humans,
but if you want to be together forever,
you'll get tired of it.
But getting tired of it...
I don't like it.
It's like that in the entertainment world.
If you get tired of it, it's over.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Even in Macao,
Komo and Fuzo...
Stop it!
It's only Komo and Fuzo.
Komo and Fuzo have families.
I'm sorry.
Komo and Fuzo are also correct.
I don't like it.
Here, too!
It doesn't have to be money.
Can we use it for sightseeing expenses?
We can use it for sightseeing expenses.
It goes down a lot.
It's too expensive.
A man who doesn't look like he'll get tired of being together.
These four remain.
Now, let's move on to the 4th place announcement that didn't make it into the top 3.
The 4th place goes to...
Utsumi!
Thank goodness!
That was close!
There was a national flag in there.
I'll only give you a bad reason from now on.
A 20-year-old student.
He has a kind image,
so he's not stimulating and boring.
What's with that?
You're making me do it.
You can't just be kind like that!
Why do you want me to stimulate you?
Someone said earlier that you're like Buddha.
You said it!
I said it too.
Buddha doesn't even raise his hand!
His hand doesn't raise!
A 23-year-old student.
He seems like he's always talking about himself.
He seems like he's only talking about what he's interested in,
such as pursuing his own ambition.
He seems like he's boring because he doesn't talk about it.
But it's true that
he doesn't talk about women.
If you were asked what kind of topic
women seem to be happy about right now,
what would you say?
If you were asked to make Nicole meet you?
I'd say love dance and such.
Unfortunately!
It's the worst!
You can't stop it!
You're an exceptionally old man!
Exceptionally? You know that?
But someday,
whether you're in your 60s or 90s,
I'd like to try it someday.
You can win first place with that, right?
I don't know about fan letters,
but I've liked Saijo since Hideki.
I've liked him a lot.
I like that kind of stuff, too.
Japan Women's Court Final 3
Morita, Komiya, Nishiki, Pasegan are...
In 3rd place...
The one who escaped is...
Morita!
I don't think it's close!
What is this?
He was happy.
You're always so...
I want to win over you.
Kachi-san, you're a 48-year-old housewife.
You talk to yourself all the time.
And your teeth are about to fall out.
You don't have to talk about your teeth.
I don't like it.
This is also a 29-year-old company employee's opinion.
Looking at how you don't want to date any of your fellow comedians,
I think you're pretty boring or have a bad personality.
Hey, hey, hey! You said that show wasn't funny!
It's affecting me!
With such a boring show!
It's affecting me!
What about you, Mario?
I didn't think about it that way.
You only think of me as a dirty dishwasher.
It can't be that.
There is no such thing!
It can't be that.
I got caught!
It's amazing!
It's funny!
It's a great scheme!
It's a great program!
It's amazing!
It's a great program!
It's funny!
It's like a comedy!
The man who seems to be the most boring person is Hasegun, the best speaker of Omiya!
Huh?
Wow!
Yes!
There is!
There is a one or two person!
That's right!
But you have to ask first!
It's the worst, isn't it?
Can't you give me that much?
Well, if it's a tour bus...
I feel sorry for you.
Even if you give me one or two?
It's about a tour bus.
A tour bus...
It's cheaper than a tour bus.
There is a wall meeting!
It's a coffee heat!
A tour bus!
Well, let's go back!
The man who seems to be the most boring person is...
Is it Komiya?
Or Hasegawa?
Damn it!
I'm scared!
I'm counting on you!
Which one?
This one!
I'm scared!
Who is it?
It's a real cow!
The next "TV Chidori" is...
A one-hour special where Tsutamasa Kito buys autumn clothes!
It's cool!
It's like "Toshichan" of those days!
Sunday at 9:55 pm!
Let's go back!
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Is it Komiya?
Or Hasegawa?
Damn it!
Let's meet again, this man!
Hasegawa!
What a surprise!
Really?
Of course!
It's not a surprise, really!
It's not a surprise, right?
It's not a surprise!
Sometimes when I think about it, I think it's because you're an old man!
It's really a big surprise!
It's not a surprise, right?
First of all, second place, 22-year-old student.
Because of his bad speech, we have to listen to him many times.
We feel guilty about it.
Eventually, we won't be able to talk about it.
You imagined it well. Thank you!
Thank you very much!
39 years old, colorless person.
She doesn't look like a cute girl.
She doesn't even look at me.
She doesn't look like she'll talk to me at all.
Even if we're together, it's boring.
Even now, it's boring.
Only cute people will talk to you, right?
I'm sorry!
Compared to Korea!
It's frustrating!
It's a shame! Give me something!
It was delicious!
If it's like that, it's over!
It's salty!
Happy turn!
It's better than Korean food!
Right?
1st place, western accent, Hasegawa.
Hasegawa!
She says it's very unexpected.
It's really unexpected.
23 years old, commoner.
She doesn't have a lot of vocabulary.
That's true.
When she talks to me, it's fun because she doesn't have a lot of vocabulary.
It's like a quiz.
It's like a quiz!
It was fun!
Shintosuke!
I don't like young people!
It's different!
She's 37 years old and working part-time.
Because she doesn't have a lot of vocabulary, it's like she doesn't have much food that she can eat together with.
I don't have any food.
Nicole also thought about this.
If you don't enjoy eating together, it's bad for you.
If you don't eat it whole, you can eat it with spoons and use your fingers to eat it.
Do you tear it with your fingers?
- You cut it with your fingers? - With meat?
- Meat? - You cut meat with your fingers?
- Yes, yes, it's easier to eat! - No, no, you can use a knife or something.
- You don't like to do it with your hands, do you? - No, I don't like it.
- You can use your fingers instead of your teeth.
- Fingers? - Fingers?
- Wow! - Oh, you do it with your fingers?
- Yes, yes, as a businessman.
- He is a 32-year-old company employee.
- At first, his strange and crappy parts are fresh and interesting, but once you get used to it, you're just a dirty old man.
- Dirty old man...
- Well, it's dirty, but I'm sure I'll keep it clean in the future.
- Well, if you keep talking about it, you'll eventually be able to accept it, right?
- No, it's unexpected!
- I thought it would be a lie when there were only three of us left!
- No, we're soft, aren't we? Soft, soft...
- I'm soft, so...
- I'm definitely a hard man!
- I don't want to see soft, soft TV!
- I don't want to see that TV!
- It looks like those unagi toys you used to play with as a kid.
- I know, I know, it used to be like that.
- It's the one you can't grab. - Oh, you mean the one you climb up like this.
- Yes, yes! Make it as hard as that!
- Soft, soft TV... It's the kind of thing you talk about!
- Soft, soft TV...
- Come here, hard man!
Wow! I admire you!
What kind of face do you want to have?
No matter who sees it, it's not a pretty face.
Who do you want to be in the future?
She's cute, but a little sexy.
She's the same age as me, so she's always cute.
It was a little unexpected.
What kind of face do you want to have?
Only when there is a man I like, I'm back.
She's too stubborn and has strange delusions.
I want a victory finish!
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