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It's the easiest job in the world!
Tonight's topic is...
The real value of lawyers in real life
What is the thought of work and worries of life that have changed over and over again?
What is with this person?!
The sad times when you can't love anyone...
I don't want to know!
I think it's all connected to politics.
That's what I think too.
I think we're heading in that direction now.
ONE HORROR...
NEW PROGRAM "VETERAN ENTERTAINERS", WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IT?
Today, we have gathered all of you, veteran entertainers.
Veteran entertainers?
Aren't you all veterans already?
No, no, no.
I don't want you to think I'm a veteran like you, Mr. Degawa.
No, no, wait, wait.
We're different, we're different.
We're almost of the same generation.
No, we're not of the same generation.
We're the third generation.
Then, is it okay for me to say a few words?
Basically, that's how I feel about it.
I won't say no.
Is it okay for me to say a few words?
You're already saying a few words!
You're making fun of me, aren't you, Mr. Degawa?
You're good.
The rules are, you ask what you want to know.
Everyone answers with zero points.
You talk with your eyes.
Can young people watch this with zero points?
It's okay, it's okay.
I want young people's opinions.
Do you want opinions of the seventh generation?
Won't it be a veteran's selfish meeting?
I thought you were a selfish veteran.
Will it be just a selfish meeting?
Veteran Meeting Start!
I'd like you to ask me a question.
Here it is.
Do you decide how old you will work?
Oh, that's what you mean.
It's not about energy or anything like that.
I don't usually talk about this, but...
I've never talked about it with you, Mr. Ryo.
Even in a convenience store?
I've never talked about it with you, Mr. Ryo.
Please answer in 20 seconds.
Here you go!
Only for you, Degawa-san!
You've decided it!
I've decided it!
You've decided it?
No, forever.
You haven't decided it!
Of course I haven't decided it!
You haven't decided it!
I thought you'd quit next year, so I was happy!
Why would I quit next year?!
No, no, no!
I want to continue until I collapse!
Isn't that a punishment?
We're the same, aren't we?
You want to continue until you collapse, right?
I see, I see.
I wonder if you'll get that angry.
That's what it is, right?
But as a motivation...
As a motivation, it's fine.
You want to continue until you collapse, right?
Ryo-san...
Simply put...
You've quit once, haven't you?
No, I haven't!
There was a part where you wanted to attack me.
That's why!
That's why I'm grateful!
I'll do anything you ask me to do!
I'm grateful for everything you do!
Jinnai-san, you've quit once, haven't you?
No, I haven't!
I haven't quit either!
Ryo has quit!
I haven't quit either!
Jinnai-san, you haven't quit?
Jinnai-san, why?
What do you mean "why"?
With those gloomy eyes...
What do you mean "why"?
With that kind of attitude, you're definitely out of it.
Definitely out of it, right?
Was it okay until then?
Because even Ariyoshi was called "ugly, you're out of it",
and when Funassyi was called "ugly"...
That's right!
I couldn't stand it and pushed him!
You're completely out of it!
Can't you just say "ugly" right away?
No, young people are...
I'm out of it!
Jinnai-san!
Why can't you just say it?
I'm out of it!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Do it!
Jinen-san, you're not thinking about retiring or anything like that, are you?
No, I think we're all thinking the same thing.
As long as there's a demand...
You're 47 years old now, right?
So in 10 years, you'll be 57 years old.
57!
People who are 57 years old don't have a lot of money, do they?
If you were 57 years old and you didn't have to work anymore, how would you spend it?
Ah, I see.
If you were like that, you might be able to afford it.
Would you quit?
Even if I quit...
But you'd have to have a lot of money to do it, right?
Yeah, you'd have to have a lot of money.
That's not possible.
How many years have you been a top runner?
What do you mean, "top runner"? Thank you!
You're a bit rich, aren't you?
I'm not rich!
You're doing horse racing, aren't you?
Also, it's more fun to work.
That's true.
I want to do it as long as there's a demand.
It's fun for you, but it's not fun for people around you.
I know, I know!
There's something like that, right?
So even if you sit down a lot, it's uncomfortable for young people, isn't it?
Well, if you say that, it's better not to come out anymore.
So I think it's better not to come out anymore.
You're weak, you're weak.
You're weaker than you look.
If you think about it, you'll start doing it without thinking about it.
It's probably when you feel the gap in the world.
I don't like that at all.
When that happens, you start thinking.
Well, I don't know.
It's not like you can quit when you're old, even if you say you want to quit.
That's right.
It's a demand.
If you have a demand.
As long as there is a demand, I want to do it as much as I can.
Do you want to do it forever?
Yes, even if I'm told I'm out of work.
No, I'll definitely do it.
I really want to be the top out of work.
But it's okay, isn't it?
I'll let you say you're out of work.
That's right.
Oh, I see.
On the contrary, Mr. Ryo can't say it.
He's kind and doesn't say it much.
It's okay, but you always say you need something.
Wait a minute.
You're saying it.
I know, I know.
Are you being called like that all the time?
It's the worst if you're not out of work.
You're not out of work.
It's bad, it's bad.
If you don't have any offers at all, won't you quit?
For no reason?
I see, I see.
That's not helpful, is it?
There's no one who's still out of work, is there?
That's right, that's right.
There's no one who hasn't said they're retiring yet, is there?
Mr. Ryutaro Kamioka.
Oh, Mr. Kamioka.
He quit at the beginning of the century.
Somehow, in my image, Mr. Jinnai may continue to appear in theaters,
but the other members don't appear in theaters much.
That's right.
The company doesn't have a theater.
But, you know, when I'm 50 or 60 years old,
I don't want to use a monitor and say, "Where are you going?"
No way!
I want to see it, I want to see it.
I've been thinking about it for a while now, but it's impossible for me to do it with a monitor at 50 or 60 years old.
No, no, I want to see the new part of you.
No, I think about that, too.
Don't people in Yoshimoto say that?
Like, in the end, it's the last stage.
Everyone says, "I wish I could stand up and do a manzai."
But, well, it's somehow like that for everyone.
I don't know if it's like that for me.
Isn't it like that for you, Atsushi?
No, it's not like that for me at all.
If someone tells me it's time to quit, it might be like that for me.
That's right.
What surprised me about you, Atsushi, is that you said you wanted to become a politician on another show the other day.
I've been saying it all the time.
You've been saying it?
What I want to do is, you know, in a life I've never done before,
if I have a chance, I'd like to try it.
I've never said, "I'll do it again."
What if you do it again?
Do you dye your hair black?
No, but I don't do it.
You don't?
Isn't that what makes you popular?
Like Super Something-kun.
What's that?
Saitama.
What's Super Something-kun?
It's the silver that everyone told you to quit, right?
It'll definitely fall.
It'll definitely fall, Atsushi.
With a bloodshot?
And so, including Atsushi, everyone agreed that there was no way back.
What Ryo wants to ask everyone is...
Here it is.
"Gekikara Getemono"...
"Gekikara Getemono Bungee"'s solo shooting, will you accept it or not?
If it's just you two, you can still talk and say, "Yeah, I can see it."
But will you accept the solo shooting or not?
So it's a reaction game?
Where do you use this weird time zone?
Shut up!
Well, well, well...
Yes, yes, that's important.
That's pretty important.
Golden Team and Senior Team.
If you were the MC of a show, would you go?
Will other young people do it in the same way?
Will you give me proper time?
Shut up!
Will you let me do it?
Can I say that this is Golden Team's offer because Jinnai rarely does it?
Oh, is that your offer?
Shut up!
Who's that noisy person?
Well, well, well...
You can't do it.
Please say it after I say it.
Please say it in one breath.
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
You want me to do it, don't you?
Shut up!
You can't do it!
I want to do it!
Will you do it?
Will you do it or not?
Will you do it?
It's the easiest job!
Are you kidding me?!
What's wrong with you?!
No, no, no...
You should do it.
If you don't do it properly, all the concepts will collapse.
If you do it with Mr. Digger, I think you can do it.
Do it alone!
Alone! Alone!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
You're kidding me!
I'll do it for sure!
Well, really...
It's bad to say it like this, but...
If you do it as hard as you can, it'll definitely be funny because it's an easy job.
You!
It's bad to say it like that!
It's bad!
He's angry!
You're not supposed to do it!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
It's not easy!
If you do it as hard as you can, you'll get good results!
I know! I know!
But I want you to know that it's not the same amount of laughter for everyone!
That's right!
So, you chose to do it alone.
I can do it alone...
Ariyoshi can do it, too...
No, no...
Those two can't do it alone...
But, in Ariyoshi's case, this is enough for the show, right?
Ariyoshi can do it...
I see...
But, I'm not good at it...
That's why, earlier...
I'm next in line with Ogata...
I think that's a little...
Whose line are you talking about?
So, it doesn't have to be an entertainer...
Like, Yoshida Saori-san...
I see...
Yoshida Saori-san can do it, and then Jinna can do it...
That's right!
But, if you can put it together and watch it carefully, I can do it...
If you can do it, it means that you have conditions...
Ah, you have conditions, but you can do it...
Horiken-san, you can do it, too...
I can do it...
Do you know any staff?
If you think it's good, you have to do it...
And, like, accommodation...
Like, places...
Like, schedules...
But we don't do that!
Then we don't do it!
Like, when we were young and middle schoolers, we wanted to quit this job as soon as possible, right?
Like, we didn't want to do it again, like, a location this far away...
But now we want to do it again.
Like, we want to do it again.
Like...
We'll get offers!
Like, we'll get offers!
There isn't any staff I can rely on so...
I'm getting angry!
Atsushi, you absolutely don't like it?
To me...
Not one or two, but like...
Bungy isn't for me at first, and spicy food too...
I see...
I don't like being alone...
You don't like being alone...
I don't like it, but like...
There is also "let's do it".
I want to master "let's do it".
That's cool.
That's unfair.
"Let's do it" has its own aesthetics.
That's unfair.
But I haven't flown since I was young.
That's why you don't like it.
When I went to Thailand and asked for a 15-meter waterfall, I couldn't jump in.
That's why you like it.
Because I'm young.
This is the video at the time.
Wow!
That's amazing!
Can you not jump?
There's no way you can jump!
In the last game, Asushi decided to jump, but...
There's no way you can jump!
Are you guys stupid?!
There's no way you can jump!
It's too fast from here!
Make it faster!
You can't do it like this!
For now, jump!
What are you doing?!
He's trying to jump!
You're pathetic!
It's too fast from here!
Are you sure you don't want me to beat you up?
He accepted it!
After that, he was stuck for 2 hours and couldn't escape.
On the other hand, Mr. Dagger, how old do you want to be able to do "Gekikara" and "Bungy"?
I want to do it as much as I can.
When I become an old man like that, I want to do it in a way that people don't think I'm a poor old man.
But I think you're already in a poor position.
If I threw you away and threw you in the bin, wouldn't people feel sorry for you?
Of course!
Who would laugh at me if I threw you in the bin?
I think you're still okay.
If you're still Mr. Dagger, you don't have to feel sorry for me.
I think you won't retire.
If you're Mr. Dagger, you might succeed!
Let's do it there. I'll cooperate.
No, let's do it!
No, Mr. Dagger, if you're old-fashioned, you can do it.
I'll definitely laugh!
I'll say, "Why can't you avoid it?"
No, you won't laugh!
I won't laugh!
If you're really going to laugh, you can do it!
If you're old-fashioned and start peeing, I won't laugh!
If you're really going to laugh, you can do it!
Can you do it?!
Tartar-cutting solo watch.
There are no conditions for wearing it, but it's okay for now.
Next up is a question from a veteran in his 36th year in the industry.
There is still work I want to do.
Things you haven't done before?
Yes, things I haven't done before.
Like ambitions?
Yes, ambitions and things like that.
Kento and Jinnai are very serious, so we talk about that a lot.
But other people don't talk about such serious things at all.
Other people...
I want you to answer seriously.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Everyone, please answer with only circles.
Go ahead!
Eh, Ryo, it's a penalty!
Ryo-san, you don't have one?
I don't have one!
Well, things have changed since the conflict.
I'm trying my best to respond to everything that comes my way.
I feel like I'm back to being a youngster for the first time in my life.
So you want to respond to everything that comes your way?
Yes, that's basically it.
If you respond to everything, you'll get closer to reflection.
No, no, stop it.
I won't get closer.
That's a bad way of looking at it.
No, is it okay?
No, it's quite different from that way of thinking.
Also, Dega-san hasn't answered yet.
That's right, Dega-san.
Me, of course.
Eh?
What do you want to do?
Me, of course, I want to do my talk show that I've been talking about for a long time.
Also, like Takeshi-san's "Laughing Ultra Quiz"
I want to do an MC and do reactions like that with everyone.
Also, I want to do an MC like "Pro Baseball News".
It's your hobby, right? Baseball.
Ah, I see.
That's right, you haven't done a baseball show.
I haven't done one, so I want to do one.
What about you, Jinnai-san?
For me, this is the situation where I haven't done anything yet.
You all have a lot of stuff, right?
Nep League
Ah, "Nep League".
Right? Charging.
You've got a lot of stuff.
That's right.
You haven't done anything like that in this world.
I'm a really passionate guy, so I always say this.
When I drink a little, I watch other people's shows and say, "I'm more famous than you."
Stop saying that!
You don't say it like that!
I'm serious!
You don't say "I'm more famous than you."
I don't say it like that, but I really want to be famous, so I want to do it.
You want to do it, but you don't.
That's why you want to do a sports show or a music show.
Even if you do a variety of shows like this, you still have a lot of stuff, right?
That's right.
I still think I have something I want to do.
If you ask me to say it now, I'm sure there's a show you think you're having fun.
I'm not talking about what we talked about earlier, but I think we're going to have fun eating and flying bungees.
I think what you think you're having fun with is that.
Even if we meet again, you're going to throw up and stuff like that?
I don't want to throw up and stuff like that. If it doesn't cause trouble for everyone, someone will laugh at me.
But for that to happen, we need everyone to be there for us.
I see that vomit thing four times a year.
In 2007, here is Ariyoshi's problem scene.
Ariyoshi-san, please!
Isn't that a doctor?
What are you doing?
That's right, you!
Since it was a love force song, of course it had to be a self-portrait without a mosaic.
What about you, Horiken-san?
I still have shows I want to appear in.
"Kohaku Utagassen", "Tefco's Room"...
You haven't appeared in any of them yet?
No, not yet.
I still have shows I want to appear in, but I haven't done any individual shows yet, so I want to do them.
I also want to appear in "Ariashou Kamen".
You'll appear in it soon.
I also want to appear in "Yakushima no Hiroko".
That's a lot of shows you want to appear in!
And...
I also want to appear in "Siena Ringo".
I still have shows I want to appear in, but I haven't done any individual shows yet, so I want to do them.
You still have shows you want to appear in, Horiken-san.
You've done everything you wanted to do in "Atsushi- dan", haven't you?
I've done a lot of things like pranking people, but I want to do something completely opposite of that.
Something you can do?
Something you can do, right?
I don't want to do something completely opposite of that.
I want to do something heartwarming!
No one is going to say it, so I'm going to say it myself.
But I'm actually very heartwarming!
There's no one like that!
Heartwarming!
Like "Hajimete no Otsukai" (First Meeting)
Or "Darts no Tabi" (Journey of Darts)
Or Tsurubei-san's "Kazoku ni Kanpai" (Cheers for Family)
I want to do shows like those.
That's not like you!
So you're going to do shows like that?
I'm going to do shows like "Otoshiara no Otosu", but I want people to say "But that's heartwarming!"
But it's the strongest!
But the way you run!
That's heartwarming, right?
That's heartwarming!
The way you look at it has changed!
Your motor nerves have changed!
But I feel like heartwarming and posting pictures of you and your daughter on Twitter are all connected to politics!
What do you think?
I feel like you're being sarcastic!
I thought you were going in that direction!
I'm being sarcastic!
It's like you're in the middle of the road!
Even if you say it like that, I'm still being sarcastic!
Don't take that "yes" too seriously!
If you're going to do shows like that, what do you think, Zakiyama-san?
I can't help it with my own strength, but I think it's about time that famous directors like you, Zakiyama- kun, start getting jobs like good actors!
Do you know what I mean?
Why would you say that?
He's an amazing actor!
I don't think anyone would be interested in someone like that!
That's true!
I think it'd be nice if you could meet someone like that!
It's like heartwarming!
It doesn't have to be like that!
In the past, it was like Director Kurosawa!
That's right!
It's like that!
It's like "Tsurube Show"!
Like, "That guy is acting like a madman!"
But it doesn't affect you, does it?
It doesn't affect you, does it?
I was wondering if you could find someone like that!
I didn't think of it like that!
Zakiyama-san!
If it's a drama or a movie, you're going to lose your schedule!
I thought you'd turn it down!
But! I want you to play a really good actor!
It makes me sad when I think of you acting like a madman in a variety show!
I'm waiting for that day!
I want you to find someone like that!
Zakiyama didn't have an actor, but I'm sure there's still a lot of work for everyone!
Next, we'd like to hear from Kori-kun, but...
We were just talking about this, and this was my question!
Would you play the lead role in "Tiger Drawer"?
Lead role!
It's the lead role!
If you think about it in the future, it'll be amazing!
Right?
If you do it!
You've thought about it a lot, haven't you?
If we had a bus and there really was such a story, we'd be in trouble.
No, there isn't.
We'd be like, "Let's not do it, let's not do it."
If you get the lead role of a Taiga drama, will you accept it or not? Please answer whether it's correct or not.
No way!
No, no!
You're lying!
Is it true?!
No, no, no!
On the contrary, is it true?!
It feels like it's true!
It's not true!
It's true!
No, it's not!
In the first place, is it okay for it to be behind "Ittekiu"?
It's true!
That's right!
Right?!
That's right!
There are a lot of people behind it!
That's not good!
No, no, no!
I'll choose "Ittekiu"!
I'll choose "Ittekiu" one hundred percent!
No, no, no!
You'll choose it, won't you?
I'll choose "Ittekiu" one hundred percent!
You know the contents of the drama, so let's not do it!
Right, right!
No behind-the-scenes!
Do it realistically!
There's no way you'll think about behind-the-scenes and release it!
No, no!
You've completely forgotten about it!
No, no, no!
You've forgotten about it!
No, no, no!
No, what I don't like is...
I don't like it when people take my schedule and I can't appear in variety shows much,
but if I'm asked to appear in a show next year, I'll definitely do it!
It depends on the role too!
Of course, it depends on the role you want to play!
Miyamoto Musashi!
You'll get laughed at!
Am I scary or what?!
You'll get laughed at!
You'll be called "the scariest person in the world"
These photos are for fairy!
I won't do anything like that!
No, no, no!
Takamoto Ryoma!
No, no!
I'm not doing it!
Takamoto Ryoma!
I'm not laughing!
You'll get laughed at!
I'll get laughed at!
If you ask me to do Sakamoto Ryoma, I will do it for sure.
No, no, no.
Jin-san, why don't you do it?
I did Sanada Yukimura in Kamen Rider the other day.
But I was told to do it by a stupid daikon.
Sanada Yukimura! I did Sanada Yukimura!
I called Sanada Yukimura's story and put it in.
But I was treated like a stupid daikon.
What does Sanada Yukimura and Kamen Rider have to do with each other?
Kamen Rider fights Kamen Rider for a long time.
But...
Sanada Yukimura is cool.
I have something to get.
That's good!
What about you, Ariyo-shi?
I can't do it anymore.
I don't want to do it anymore.
I can't do it anymore.
At this age, you don't want to suffer because of what you are not good at.
Acting is...
At least you don't want to suffer because of what you are good at.
I want to do a good job.
Even if I suffer for a year, I wonder if my acting is good.
Don't you know about my acting?
I've heard about it on the internet.
Like "Underhand" and "Tiger Drummer".
I'm sure you'll hear about it in the first episode.
It's a big problem in the second episode.
Miyamoto Musashi.
No!
Is this okay?
Do you have to ask me this every time?
I'm sorry, everyone.
It's a big problem.
You'll do it, won't you?
I'll never do it.
Even if I'm not the main character, if I'm asked to do something, I'll do my best.
"Tiger" has already been released.
"Tiger" has been released.
But it's hard. I'm not good at it.
You looked happy when you did it.
What do you want to do?
What do you want me to do?
I want you to do something like "Yumeaburete Tochuu de Korosareru Kinno no Shishi"
You're the main character, aren't you?
Why suddenly?
It's a different story.
If you're not the main character, it's the last one.
I don't want to do "Sakamoto Ryoma".
"Sakamoto Ryoma"?
Do you want to do "Ryoma"?
I don't want to do "Katsukaishuu".
I want to die at the end of "Yumeaburete".
Do you mean "Takeda Shingen"?
"Takeda Shingen"?
"Takeda Tetsuya"?
"Takeda Shingen" is "Takeda Shingen" until halfway.
"Takeda Tetsuya" is "Takeda Shingen" halfway.
"Takeda Barbecue" is "Takeda Shingen" at the end.
What happened in the meantime?
What do you want to do, Ken-san?
I want to do "Hiraga Gendai" or "Kiteretsu".
"Hiraga Gendai" suits you.
"Houjou Masako", "Houjou Masako".
"Houjou Masako"?
I want to do it.
You want to do it.
But I don't know if there is such a group.
It may be good if you do it.
If you come with "Houjou Masako", I don't think the world will say anything.
I don't think anything about the leading role.
It's hard.
If it's the same age, it's the same age.
Do you take a year off from variety shows?
I will adjust it.
It's impossible for you to stay only for one year.
You often say that you are only in "NHK".
But if you are "Houjou Masako", you don't have to appear so much.
You are the leading role.
There are many people around you.
You are not "Houjou Masako".
It's a Thai drama now, but what if it's the leading role of a normal drama?
Like a movie.
Movie or drama.
You can do it.
No, no.
That's a little...
It's different from the leading role.
It's not long, but it's a short role and it's a very tasty role.
You like that, don't you?
Jin, you are in a drama.
I won't do it anymore.
What if you become the MC of a comedy show?
I will do it.
You will do it?
It's sad.
I will do it.
It's sad.
You can do it.
It's not a role.
If you have an image in a drama, you may be able to do it.
If a variety show sees it and says, "Jin, you can't do it anymore."
Oh, it's the other way around.
You may be able to do it.
You shouldn't say it like that.
The leading role of "Houjou Masako" is "Nigo Mori".
However, "Houjou Masako" is a cautious idea.
Now, Jinnai-san, please ask your question.
Here it is.
What is this question?
A shocking question from Jinnai!
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Itadakimasu!
If you put curry powder on it, everything will be delicious!
What are you saying? Seriously!
This is the worst project ever!
It's Sunday at 10 o'clock!
Metrem meeting.
Next, Jinnai has something to say.
Kyojira.
If you don't appear in any of the other programs,
will you still be the host of "Suhan Program" if you don't appear in any of the other programs?
Wow!
If you don't appear in any of the other programs, you will still be the host of "Suhan Program".
I will pay you well.
But, please don't appear in any of the other programs.
Then, everyone, please give me your attention.
Here you go!
What kind of question is this?!
Don't laugh!
It's really good!
You're also a punishment!
I was also worried, but I thought I'd be punished.
It's not about money!
I don't really worry about it.
It's not that you don't want to do it, but you don't want to be tied up and not be able to do other programs.
If you don't have that, I'd like to do it.
It's not about money!
It's been 20 years!
It's been 20 years, but if you look at these members, you can see that it's definitely not about money!
If you're still young and can't make a living, you might fall for it.
But if you let it all out now, it'd be shit!
You're putting money first!
I wanted to make sure of everyone's feelings!
It's really not about money!
Didn't you all look at it first and then punish me?
It's not about money!
I'm really worried about it!
I'm worried about this question!
If it's about money, it's fine!
It's really about money, right?
It's not about money!
But it's rare for that question to come up!
That's right!
It's common among people!
That's right!
I'm shocked!
It's hot!
You're not like that!
I'm better at MCing!
MC? MC?
You're really good at MCing!
I think I'm better than him!
It's not 10 years, it's 20 years!
That's kind of disgusting!
20 years!
That's nothing!
I know you're trying to retire at 65!
I don't think you can work from 65!
If it was a radio show, I might have been a little confused!
That's right!
Oh, it's a radio show!
I can't do it anymore!
I wanted to know how you all felt!
My hair came down!
I'm really shocked!
I thought about it a lot and thought about it!
What is that question?
What is it?
I'm a little shocked!
What did you answer?
At the meeting, I answered this question in a circle!
I don't want to hear it!
It became a punishment!
I really don't like it!
It was such a subtle question!
Wait a minute!
You answered it in a straight line, didn't you?
I thought it was a punishment!
Right now!
It might become a punishment tomorrow!
It's a punishment for all of you!
There is no doubt about it!
Right now, it's a punishment!
But it might change tomorrow!
It's a feeling of anxiety!
Why did you answer it in a circle?
Why did you answer it in a circle at this time?
Well, I'm 20 years old!
My daughter is still growing up!
My daughter is only two years old!
I understand that!
I thought I had to raise her until she was 20 years old!
If you think about it like that, you should think about it in a circle!
But you answered it in a circle!
You should have more confidence in yourself!
You might have thought it was a problem with the hook!
Thank goodness! Everyone answered it in a circle!
I didn't know what to do!
You might have thought it was the worst choice!
It's a circle!
It's a circle only for old people!
It's a punishment!
Right now, it's a punishment!
Next, a question from Zakiyama!
I've never heard of it, so I'd like to ask you about it.
Do you watch your own films?
I wonder what it's like.
Maybe it's different when you're young.
Then, please answer in Marca Basca.
Me and Gene don't watch it.
Zakiyama, Riyoshi, Degawa, Horiken and Ryo watch it.
It's the opposite.
You didn't watch it in the past.
I watched it in the past.
I'm grateful for what I'm in.
I can watch it honestly.
Why didn't you watch it in the past?
I had a heartache because I didn't talk.
You didn't have anything to watch.
That's right.
I couldn't watch it honestly, but now I'm grateful for it.
Horiken, do you watch it?
Yes, I do.
Do you watch it all?
I watch it all.
You watch it while you're watching it.
I watch it while I'm watching it.
I don't know if it's rude.
I can't say it.
Do you watch it, Riyoshi?
Yes, me too.
You both watch it a lot.
Like Horiken said, I don't need this policy.
I need this policy.
I don't have to do this next time.
I don't say, "Oh, I did it."
I don't say, "Oh, I didn't need it."
I don't say, "I need it."
Do you watch it, Degawa?
I absolutely watch it now.
I can't believe people who don't watch it.
Editing can be fun or boring.
"This person edits like this." I have to check it out, so I'll definitely watch it!
Do you watch it like this? Or do you laugh like this?
Like this. While drinking Shonben.
It's not Shonben! It's not Shonben! It's Coke! Coke!
It's for your health.
You watch it too, right?
There are a lot of things I don't remember.
Like what I said.
So I really laugh innocently.
Wow, I didn't know that.
Do you watch it with your wife?
Yes, I do.
I watch it with my wife.
Do you laugh at your own scenes?
Not at all.
I laugh naturally.
I don't do it on purpose.
I laugh naturally. I can't stand it.
I laugh.
You don't watch it?
I don't watch it at all.
I watch it when I'm at home.
And I film my own scenes.
You don't watch a lot of things at once.
I watch it because I want to watch it.
You know what I mean, right?
"How was it?" "It was funny." When I see it on Twitter, I'm glad it was funny.
If it's not funny, I'm like, "Did I say something wrong?"
But...
Isn't it better to watch it yourself?
I don't watch it all, but I don't watch it a lot.
Don't you worry about filming?
I leave it up to you.
You've done a good job, haven't you?
I feel like I'm giving you material.
I've done my job, so please do it.
I leave it up to you.
I've been watching it all the time.
But I don't watch it when we get married.
Why not?
My wife is watching my show.
Which one is it?
I'm embarrassed when my wife watches my show.
That's why I don't watch it anymore.
I only watch it when I'm alone.
That's right.
I don't have the time to watch it alone at home.
I don't have the timing to watch it.
I'm sure you'll check the know-how.
I've been watching it all the time.
I have a lot of trust in it.
On the contrary, my wife asks me for more know-how.
So I leave it up to my wife.
Don't you want to check it yourself?
That's right.
But I don't want to be like Jinnai.
Don't say that!
Jinnai is the same as me.
I don't want to be a liar.
Stop it!
I won't watch it and I won't film it.
As you can see, he's checking himself on-air and not doing it right away.
Next up is a question from 47-year-old Ariyoshi.
Please go ahead.
Do you have any friends?
What kind of question is that?
That's philosophical!
Do you have any friends?
Please answer.
What?
No, no.
You don't have one?
Liar!
It's me!
You got the answer again!
It's me, isn't it?
You have one?
But I'm not in the industry.
I don't think I'm in the entertainment industry.
I'm not in the entertainment industry.
What? You're a celebrity?
I don't think I have the feeling of being friends with someone.
You look like you're in it, Jinnai.
No, no.
There are people like Donki, Ken Kobata, and Tom Kent.
But I don't think they have the feeling of being friends with someone.
That's what I think.
I'm not in the entertainment industry either.
You're not?
We're friends.
We don't know each other or get along with each other.
If you call a close relationship "friend", you don't have an entertainment interest.
Do you have one?
I usually call them "Udo-chan" or "Nakao-kun".
Oh, you have one.
I'm really close with them.
Friends?
We're definitely friends.
I'm a senior.
No, no, you're a friend, right?
I don't think you're a friend.
I'm not a friend.
You're not a friend?!
Please stop it!
Of course you're a senior in the entertainment world!
But if you're a junior, you're a senior.
You're not friends, right?
That's not how you treat me!
You're treating me like that!
I'm a little shocked!
Oh, you didn't notice.
I love you, senior!
I'm not a senior anymore!
Senior!
You must have a lot of seniors and juniors.
Do you call them "friends"?
No, no.
I've known Udo-chan since she was really young.
Don't you call them "juniors"?
"Juniors" doesn't make sense!
The same goes for Baba-no-Matchan.
I see, and Dega-san, too.
When you say "friends", you're talking about people who are about the same age as you, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's why I think of them like my local classmates.
Oh, so you're not friends in the entertainment world?
We're close seniors and close juniors.
It feels like we're friends, but we're seniors and juniors, so it doesn't count.
I'm also a local friend.
You're also a local friend.
I'm also a local friend.
What about you, Sakiyama-san?
I call them "entertainers".
Like Ogiya Yahagi-san and Tsukacchan.
They're my friends.
But they're not "entertainer friends", right?
That's right.
There's a lot of that feeling.
You're a traitor, aren't you?
But that friendship...
On the other hand, do you have friends who are not in the entertainment world?
No, there may not be any.
Some people still contact me.
Some people go golfing once in a while.
It's like getting in touch with a strong person.
After all, I become a member of Jinnissha.
And you don't have any?
I don't have any at all, so I think it's good.
This week's target is...
Amethor Walk is the second favorite comedian in manga.
There's a story that makes you cry only in episode one.
What is the killing move of comedian Cushi's manga?
This week's target is C.
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Ariyoshi is not here.
I'm not here at all, so I think it's good.
For example, you don't know about insurance, or you don't know what to do about taxes, or you don't have anyone to talk to you about anything.
You don't have any classmates?
I've never heard of any classmates since I graduated high school.
That's cool.
Tell him.
Ariyoshi is cool.
There's a bit of a thorn in his classmates.
Even if you go back to Hiroshima, you don't have anyone to meet you?
I don't have anyone to meet me.
So, I eat with my family and eat alone and that's it.
You don't have any friends or best friends?
If you think about it like that, you must be anxious.
When you get a job and start your second life, you don't have any friends.
That's right.
So, you have to somehow stay in this world.
In your next life...
I see.
I think your second life will be tough.
I think you'll have to cut down trees alone in the mountains.
You don't have any friends, do you?
If you're in the entertainment world, you'll have acquaintances.
It's okay for you to get a job now, right?
I'm happy that you're going out with your friends.
But if I quit, you won't go out for a meal with me, will you?
No, no.
You're underestimating me.
I don't care about that.
I won't invite you out for a meal.
But I quit my job.
It doesn't matter if you quit your job.
I want to eat with you.
You're so cool.
But you won't invite T.K. and Kinoshita and Watabe out for a meal, will you?
What?
Because they haven't been going out for a meal for a long time.
Is it hard for you?
They haven't been going out for a meal for a long time.
No, no.
What I think is...
It's better for you to be friends with Ryuu than being seniors.
Because Ryuu is waiting for you to call him.
But it's not okay for me to be friends with Ryuu than being seniors, is it?
There's a bond between you and Ryuu.
It's different for each person.
I want you to be more relaxed.
Can you tell Ryuu to go shopping with you?
Of course, I can!
I want you to treat him like he's your own.
It's hard for you to tell Ueshiba to go shopping with you, isn't it?
What will you do when you go on a trip?
I'll take Ryuu with me.
You'll take Ryuu with you.
Ryuu and I are married now.
It's true.
You're single now.
But I don't have any best friends.
I don't know if you'll have any best friends in the future.
Do you have any best friends?
No.
You don't, do you?
I don't think you have any.
I have some best friends.
You do?
You don't have any best friends?
I don't have any best friends.
How do you get along with your best friends?
We talk about having kids and go out for a meal as a family.
But you don't go anywhere with your best friends, do you?
No, we don't go anywhere.
You don't, do you?
You don't tell me to go out with my best friends, do you?
I don't like that kind of thing.
I don't want to make friends with you.
You don't have any best friends, do you?
I don't like that kind of question.
It's not cool to drive while making fun of me.
We tried to count how many friends there are.
But we couldn't find any best friends.
Is it over now?
What?
I think you have many more questions.
That's it for today.
It ended earlier than we expected.
I want to do more of Jinnai-san's questions.
Jinnai-san's question was the most difficult.
I have five more questions.
I want to see how you guys are doing.
What other questions did you think of?
I thought about it a lot.
What is "if something bad happens"?
If something bad happens and the world is hit, will you do it again?
I see.
We will talk about it in the second episode.
Next week, many comedians will have to escape from their fear of being pranked.
Wow, I've seen this before.
I'm under a lot of stress right now.
Popular comedians will challenge themselves!
Wow!
We'll set a legendary record.
We've been like this for years now.
I don't think I can do this in private.
The revenge will be done by popular comedians and their fans.
This is the most boring show I've ever been on.
But it's not surprising!
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