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Kamai!
Oh nice
Tonight's stage is...
I've never seen a young guy play game
with a show race champion
It's tough
It's 3m high
Kamai and his friends!
And
Antakya and his friends are coming in
Great job
Thank you very much.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
New program. Netfangra Spring of young generation.
This program will not tell what program it is to famous entertainers.
We will invite them to this studio.
Thank you very much.
They will watch their own programs of young generation.
Then, they will show their programs again.
I don't like just watching it.
It's embarrassing.
It's not over just watching old programs.
Until now, it was a punishment game.
Generally, it's over like that.
But, as time goes by, their techniques have improved.
We will see how it will be when their techniques have improved.
I think it will be more interesting if we do it now.
The first one to be invited is...
Oh! I see!
Let's start with you two.
You've already started disinfecting.
You look strong.
I love it.
I can't wait for it.
Please come in.
It's luxurious.
What is it?
What do you mean you look strong?
You look strong.
On the contrary, how do you feel about it?
Is it like a dropout competition?
You're good at it.
No, it's not like that.
We don't put such a burden on you.
No, we don't.
We do put a burden on you.
Do you like it?
First of all, we'd like you to watch a video clip of you when you were young.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's a video clip of you when you were young.
Please watch it.
All of a sudden?
What is it?
This is bad.
Wow, it's tough.
What is it?
It's a video clip of you when you were young.
Last time, on the road...
Are you going to say such a heavy story?
It's really bad.
If you can't go on the road, people will ask you where you live in Japan.
Yes, yes, yes.
Did you teach me that?
Don't teach me that!
Leave me alone with that story!
It's tough, it's tough.
You don't have to teach me.
You can do it in English that you learned in middle school.
I can't do it in English.
You can do it in English.
Then you stand there and teach me.
I'll stand there and teach you.
I might be able to do it as a foreigner who has been asking me for directions.
You'd better do it!
I don't want you to stand there and ask me.
You should stand there and talk like me.
Am I that sure?
No way.
I should stand there and..
What's that?
Kai and Meng Wei..
Meng Wei..
What is it?
Kai and Meng Wei?
Meng Wei?
Is it the same play?
Something is coming.
What is it?
Why are you doing that?
- Shortcut, 3, 3, 7 seconds. - It's amazing how it comes out.
3, 3, 7 seconds!
Don't do it. Don't do it.
13!
- Stand up! - Stand up!
Continuing on with the shortcut...
Handing out and retrieving tissues.
- Please! - Please.
Excuse me, I'll retrieve it.
- Please! - Excuse me, I'll retrieve it.
Excuse me, I'm retrieving it.
I'm sorry.
- It's not decreasing. - No, it's decreasing.
Huh?
If you pat here...
If you pat here, it means it's happy.
Okay, okay.
Stand up!
Mr. Adachi, what do you think of it?
"Kamaitachi" was funny.
Where did you learn it?
I didn't know such a thing existed.
Mr. Akiyama, what do you think of it?
You have a lot of tricks up your sleeve.
No, no.
You used your stage wide like this.
That's not a trick.
It's not in my tricks.
I've thrown it away.
You haven't used it?
I haven't used it. I've thrown it away.
Do you have any advice for us?
I don't like the way you speak.
I don't like it.
You were like "Wow, you're good."
You were different.
It was messy.
How about you, Yabauchi?
You were trying to do it one after another.
You were moving like you were disappearing.
You were telling us to do it more carefully.
Yes.
Now, the main topic starts.
We, KAMA-ITACHI, have decided to enter the NET-A-ONE Grand Prix when we were young.
Congratulations.
Are we going to compete against each other?
What do you mean?
Like you just said.
We should do it like this.
I don't like it.
I didn't know until this morning.
You were sleeping a lot.
No, I wasn't.
You were reflecting and sleeping a lot.
I wasn't sleeping or anything like that.
You appeared in the show, you appeared in the manzai, you appeared in the short story.
The manzai was...
I don't know how to say it.
I know how it was compared to how it was 16 years ago.
Do you meet up a few hours later and do it?
On the contrary, is it okay?
If you wait an hour or a few hours...
It's totally fine, right?
It's totally fine.
It's definitely better to do it quickly.
That's right.
It's definitely better to do it quickly.
So, for the sake of the return bus, they go to Seto Island.
It's so sudden and young.
It's something you can do just by looking at it.
It's something you remember.
Right?
Is there something like that?
Yes, there is.
And after waiting for 7 minutes...
It looks like everything is ready.
Entry number 1.
"Kamaitachi".
Here you go!
In 2017's "King of Conte", they captured the king.
The duo was formed 17 years later.
Even now, they pass in the country band.
Manzai.
Conte.
Barreki.
The world's super trio band, Kamaitachi!
They're getting younger.
No way!
This is it!
I knew it!
Hello, we are Kamaitachi! Nice to meet you!
Thank you!
Recently, I did something funny.
Was it that funny?
You were stuck in a pot and couldn't get out of it. What happened?
I was standing on a road and a foreigner asked me about the road.
Did you tell him about it?
I didn't tell him about it!
No, you didn't.
I didn't tell him about it!
You shouldn't be embarrassed like that.
You should have told him about it.
I can't talk like that!
You should have told him about it. It's like middle school English.
Can you do it?
I can do it!
Then stand on the road like me.
Like a foreigner, I might go and ask you about the road.
You should definitely come.
I don't know why you are standing like that.
I don't know what you are talking about.
I don't stand like that.
I don't know how you stand on the road.
I don't know.
Short story!
Three, three, seven seconds.
Thirteen!
No!
Short story!
Fishing and collecting!
Please!
I'm collecting!
Please!
I'm collecting!
Please! Please!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm collecting tissues!
It's not decreasing at all.
It's decreasing a little bit.
Is that so?
Kamaitachi!
He's mad.
That's enough.
It's totally different.
It's different.
Well, really...
you two were really nervous.
Just now?
Yes.
I didn't feel nervous.
I didn't know.
You may not have noticed, but there's a story we did behind the scenes.
About 30% of it was blown away.
What?!
It was close.
Even Kamaitachi...
even though it was the axis, it was blown away in the beginning.
I did it once...
There should have been more.
Even though it was a tissue paper, I didn't recover it once.
That's right.
Please do it.
I was really nervous.
I thought you added a new story.
You forgot to recover it because you were nervous.
I forgot to recover it because I was nervous.
No way.
But you came out and said, "Hello, I'm Kamaitachi."
You said it normally.
You said, "Don't say 'itachi of kama'."
But you said "Kamaitachi."
Itachi of kama.
That's terrible.
Both of you said it.
In a dizzy state.
I can't do it.
Seriously.
It's your first time, so you're under a lot of pressure.
You know that, right?
Do you have any regrets?
Do you want to do it more?
No, I don't have any regrets.
I'll do it one more time.
I'll do it as much as I can.
You have a lot of regrets.
I don't have any regrets.
Not at all.
Following Kamaitachi, he was called out.
That's amazing.
These two are from Milk Boy.
They are strong.
They look strong.
Go ahead.
You know "Lonehowder", don't you?
Yes, we do.
First of all,
you two will watch
a video clip of you when you were young.
A video clip?
Why?
Wow!
They are college students.
Look at that! It's scary!
It's scary!
It's like a yakuza is passing by.
It's scary!
A yakuza is wearing skinhead, sunglasses and mustache.
It's scary!
The dog they have is a Chihuahua.
It's scary!
A Chihuahua is scary!
This Chihuahua is 3 meters long.
It's scary!
It's scary that a Chihuahua is 3 meters long!
Its tail is 3 meters long.
It's scary!
Its tail is 3 meters long.
It's scary!
It's got countless spikes in its tail.
It's scary!
Say it!
When I say "Chihuahua",
"something" pops up and I say "gobi" and "manzoo"
It's scary!
It's like a yakuza!
It's scary!
Have you seen a scary movie lately?
Have you seen a scary movie?
I just watched a famous fortune-teller.
Have you seen a scary movie?
Do you like it?
Yes, I do.
It's not like I'm crying right away.
It's like "manzoo" and "gobi" are floating in my head.
I see.
But you'll know when you watch it.
First of all, you have a strong sexual desire.
You have a strong sexual desire.
"Pants with socks on" represents women.
"Pants in a dream" represents women.
It's very sexual.
But "ordinary dream" doesn't mean "pockets and handkerchiefs popping up".
First of all, you'll know it when you see "handkerchief" and "who died"?
"Grandma died".
And "memory" means "pockets" and "memory damage".
"Grandma's pockets and grandmama's handkerchiefs popping up" is very sexual.
I think so, too!
You can do it!
"Grandma's handkerchiefs popping up" is sexual.
Thank you for today!
Do you remember it?
I remember the original form of "pockets and handkerchiefs popping up".
I remember I was a little embarrassed.
It's embarrassing that "it's funny, isn't it?" comes up.
How about you, Utsumi?
It's embarrassing and I thought it was terrible.
How about you, Zakiyama?
I feel like I'm already a "milk boy".
I feel like you're already a "milk boy".
Really?
Now, here's the main topic.
What is it?
"Milk boy" has decided to enter the Netawan Grand Prix when he was young.
What is it?
You've decided it?
Congratulations!
Good luck!
What is it?
Are you going to do it?
I thought I'd be more embarrassed.
I thought you'd be more embarrassed, but you didn't remember it at all.
Actually, I didn't remember it at all.
You didn't remember it?
Yes.
I'm more nervous than "M-1".
M-1
I didn't know you'd say that.
I'm more nervous than "M-1".
Is that it?
Then, please stand by.
What do we do?
It's too early!
What do we do?
It's too early!
It's not that soon!
So, let's get started.
Wait a minute! I can't do it!
I can't do it!
It's been a few days, but it's already 10 minutes.
Entry number 2!
"Milk boy"!
Go ahead!
It's "cornflake"!
The combination was formed in 2014.
In 2019's "M-1", he scored the highest score in history.
The stories of the past are now revived!
Cartoonistic fantasy star, "Milk boy"!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go
Even if it's a yakuza, it won't break even if it's 3 meters long.
Even if it's 3 meters long, it won't break even if it's 3 meters long.
You're cute like that.
Don't you think so?
I don't.
Have you seen any scary dreams you like lately?
Scary dreams I like?
I'm having a dream right now.
What do you mean?
I like "Yume Urenai".
Oh, you like "Yume Urenai".
Yes, yes, yes.
I thought you had a scary dream.
Oh, scary dream.
I saw a scary dream like that, too.
I saw it.
I saw a dream where you're naked in the city and wearing only one pair of pants.
I see.
Yes, yes, yes.
Do you know what it is?
I know what it is.
You have a very strong sexual desire.
Do I have a strong sexual desire?
No, you have a very strong sexual desire.
I'm embarrassed about it.
Pants symbolize women in the real world.
Oh, really?
Yes, so you have a very strong sexual desire.
I'm embarrassed about it.
It's a great thing.
Speaking of other dreams, I had a dream where a lot of handkerchiefs came out of my pocket.
Handkerchiefs come out of your pocket.
Yes, yes, yes.
First of all, a handkerchief is an image of someone who has recently passed away or someone you remember.
My grandmother passed away recently.
Your grandmother passed away.
Yes.
And a pocket is a storage room of memories.
Storage room of memories.
Yes, yes, yes.
A lot of dead people's handkerchiefs are coming out, which means that you have a very strong sexual desire from now on.
Is this also sexual desire? I have a very strong sexual desire.
You have a very strong sexual desire.
I'm ashamed of you.
It doesn't matter.
You're lying!
It wasn't possible.
You're lying!
Wasn't it possible at all?
It was possible.
Wasn't it possible?
It was possible.
Wasn't it possible for you?
It wasn't possible.
It wasn't possible!
Wait a minute.
Mr. Sazae, it's about to start, so I'm going home.
Thank you very much for coming with us today.
No, no, no.
That's great.
That's amazing.
I know.
You can cover "meh" and things like that, but you can't cover your weakness for joking around.
You know.
It's like that.
Even if you do a new joke, you're in trouble.
That's right.
You said you don't have a favorite dream.
Favorite scary dream?
Your favorite scary dream.
Did you have a bad dream?
No, I didn't say that.
How about you, Mr. Yamauchi?
The first half of the story was too good for a modern version of "milk" and I couldn't laugh honestly.
Don't say bad things.
The second half of the story is getting funnier and funnier.
It's the worst way of looking at it.
Do you have any regrets?
Oh, well...
I don't have any regrets.
He noticed it.
If you say you have regrets, you don't think you'll be beaten up, do you?
It was dangerous.
Where is your regret? You don't say it!
You didn't say it either, did you?
It's dangerous!
This project to overtake the champion continues...
Welcome!
Wow!
Welcome!
These two are insiders!
Wow!
This is amazing!
You can't recruit members like this!
This is amazing!
Did you do something?
What did you do?
You're just anxious, right?
I'm very anxious.
I haven't been fooled by the trumpet before!
I'm so upset!
That's right!
I played the trumpet so hard even though I couldn't play it!
The ending was a little bad!
You looked like you were in a good mood!
That's not it!
I'm sorry about that.
First of all, I'd like you two to watch a video clip of you when you were young.
Please watch it!
It's a silver wheel!
How do you get it?
You know, I don't think it's nostalgic in the past.
That's true!
Do you remember when you were in elementary school?
No, I don't remember!
Do you remember me?
You're amazing!
I remember Wednesday very clearly!
Wednesday? Why?
Because there were a lot of fun classes!
Oh, I see!
Don't forget!
Shall I say it?
Math! P.E.! P.E.! P.E. competition!
Math! Nude! Nude! Nude! Nude!
Math! Housework! Evacuation training! Lunch graduation ceremony!
- Is this Wednesday's schedule? - Yes, Wednesday's schedule.
- So you have a special Wednesday? - No, Wednesday is every week.
- Why are you looking at this? - Why are you looking at this?
- Can you count down from one hour again?
- From one hour? - Yes.
- First hour, dance! Second hour, physical education! Third hour, physical education! Fourth hour, physical education competition! - Competition, competition, competition!
- Are you going to hold a competition? - No, physical education competition.
- You're always competing in competitions. - Oh, really?
- Next one. - Next one?
- Yes. - Fifth hour, math! Sixth hour, nude! Seventh hour, nude! Eighth hour, nude! Ninth hour, nude!
- Yes, yes, yes, that four-hour nude. What is that? Is it nude or art? - It's drawing a 40's ratai.
- That's too hard! You're in elementary school and you're in your 40's! That's impossible! You're a fine-artist! That's impossible!
- You're in your 40's and you're naked for four hours! That's impossible! - High school!
- You're naked in high school? - You have a great hip line.
- You don't know, do you?
- What are you doing? You're doing it wrong!
- No, I don't! - No, you don't! What kind of acting is that?
- No, I don't! - No, you don't!
- No, I don't! - You don't have that much time!
- That was like high school!
This is how you do it.
We had this!
Thank you!
What did you say at the end?
You didn't say anything!
You just pointed at it and changed it.
I knew about that!
I asked a senior comedian about this and he said it's like turning off the laughter switch.
No, no, no!
Then you should have pushed it in the beginning!
Why did you only push it in the beginning?
I pushed it in the beginning.
You should have pushed it in the beginning.
It's like...
Did it reach your heart?
Did it reach our hearts?
Yes!
How do you feel?
How do you feel now?
It's really embarrassing!
What part of it?
First of all, the part where he said "It's a silver car!"
It's definitely embarrassing!
He's not good at it, is he?
In what way?
He's quick-tongued and seems like he's doing his best to save it.
I think it's because of Ogiagi-san.
Like swimming?
But he's excited, so it's just like he's swimming.
He's not actually swimming.
He doesn't really know how to swim yet.
He doesn't know and he's not enjoying it.
We'd like you to show us that.
He's entered the Netawan Club when he was young. Congratulations!
I see.
You don't remember, do you?
But you still have time.
Please go to number 3.
And it's been about 9 minutes since they met online.
Entry number 3. It's a silver car.
It's not like he's good at it.
It's not like he's good at it!
M-1 Champion of 2016.
Unagi and Hashimoto are crazy about Banzai-do.
The young Netawan is back!
Or is it just me?
It's a silver car!
It's not like he's good at it!
It's a silver car!
Yo!
I don't think it's nostalgic.
Yeah, it's nostalgic.
Do you remember the school hours?
I don't remember.
You don't remember?
I remember it clearly.
Oh, you do.
Especially Wednesday.
Wednesday? Why Wednesday?
There were a lot of fun classes.
Oh, you do.
I still remember.
Tell me in detail about Wednesday.
Math, P.E., P.E., P.E. competition, Math, Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude, Housework, Evacuation training, Supper, Graduation ceremony.
Graduation ceremony...
I know it was a graduation ceremony on Wednesday, but...
Isn't it fun?
It's amazing.
I can't believe it.
It's amazing.
It's Wednesday.
There were a lot of classes.
Were there a lot of classes?
There were a lot of classes.
Wasn't it fun?
It was about three days, but...
Can you say it one more time?
First hour, Math.
Second hour, P.E.
Third hour, P.E.
Fourth hour, P.E. competition.
Is it a competition?
Is it a competition with two P.E.s?
P.E. competition is enough for one day.
P.E. competition is...
Don't say P.E. competition. It's disgusting.
It's the same as people who say "it's about atmosphere".
You can say P.E. competition because you can hear it.
Oh, really?
Yes, yes, yes.
P.E. competition is important.
What's next?
Fifth hour, Math.
Sixth hour, P.E. competition.
Seventh hour, P.E. competition.
Eighth hour, P.E. competition.
Ninth hour, P.E. competition.
P.E. competition!
P.E. competition is amazing.
Is it art?
Math for people in their forties.
You can't spend four hours studying P.E. competition.
You're not smart.
It's for high school!
For high school!
What?
You draw for high school P.E. competition?
Yes.
Your hip line is wonderful.
I don't know!
What's that?
It's amazing.
I don't know!
No! I made a mistake!
Yeah, you made a mistake. That's weird.
I made a mistake!
Of course you did!
This was when I was in high school.
[Laughter]
Thank you very much!
[Applause]
That was different.
[Laughter]
Is this a good one?
[Laughter]
I don't know how it works.
Hashimoto added a lot of things.
How about you, Yamauchi?
I added too many arrangements and I got cold.
[Laughter]
On the contrary.
It was too easy.
On the contrary.
For you, Hamayun.
I barely followed the rules.
[Laughter]
You had to do it like you were supposed to.
It made me think I'm bad at these games.
[Laughter]
You know, that kind of things.
They just pop up in my head.
I already have that feeling.
Physical training and atmosphere?
[Laughter]
Listening practice.
I heard 'lateran' before.
[Laughter]
He said "three days" or something like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
Everyone was competing with canned coffee.
Yes, yes.
Kamaitachi Milk Boy.
Was Unagi-san okay?
Was he okay?
No, Unagi-san's last "hahaha, that's right!"
looked like he was adding more and he was pulling it.
He was pulling it?
He was pulling it.
He was pulling it?
That's good.
That means you added more at the time, right?
No, I didn't add it at all.
How did you feel when you switched it off for the first time in a while, Hashimoto?
I thought it wasn't bad.
After doing that show, it became stable.
That was really cool.
It was still bright.
That's right.
You have regrets, don't you?
A little...
No, I don't have any regrets.
I don't have any regrets.
You don't get caught, do you?
I don't get caught.
At this timing, you might get caught.
I thought it was going to be really good.
It went all the way to the edge of a cliff.
You did well, Unagi-kun.
It was stable.
The one who was called out purely is...
Oh, you're here.
What?
You're here.
Seriously?
You're here.
So far, three teams of champions have appeared.
But they're all kings, aren't they?
Yes, they are.
The next team to be called is...
Oh, you're here!
Welcome!
Come in, come in!
We've been waiting for you!
It's okay, wait a minute!
It's okay!
Wait, wait! You shouldn't come!
Excuse me!
Oh, no!
Wait a minute!
Come in, come in!
The venue is full of people!
No, no, no!
It's not good!
It's not good! You shouldn't come!
Come in, come in!
Wait a minute!
I'm Shibata of UNTOUCHABLE!
Wait a minute!
I know everything!
Isn't it strange?
The temperature difference is amazing!
No, no, no!
I know everything!
Isn't it strange that you know all of that fear?
It's like this, so it's okay!
You don't know, do you?
I'm sorry!
Let me share it!
I don't know anything!
It's okay, it's okay!
Entry is confirmed!
Sorry, sorry!
What's the entry?
Wait a minute!
I'm asking you how you feel!
Please go and stand by!
That's strange!
First of all, the bass is long!
You said "which one is it", didn't you?
Some people say "which one is it"...
Some people say "which one is it"... What is it?
First of all, it's a VTR of a young man of UNTOUCHABLE!
That's it!
I'm sorry for coming all of a sudden.
Don't worry about it.
I didn't catch a taxi at all.
Don't worry about it!
I always say this!
What?
When you're in trouble, you should help each other.
No, I'm not saying that!
We're like brothers, right?
I'm not saying that!
Right, brother?
No, I really only said "brother".
But I'm glad you came.
I didn't think your mother would suddenly...
I didn't think your mother would suddenly collapse.
That's right!
You're a normal father, aren't you?
No, I'm not!
It'd be bad if either of us collapsed, wouldn't it?
Either or.
No, you don't have to do either.
But please don't say something illegal.
We're in a pinch right now.
You're not in a pinch, are you?
We might have to collapse.
Don't say stupid things!
We might have to collapse.
But the truth is we are collapsing!
You don't know anything.
Please listen to me.
Do you know about me and my family?
I don't know!
I just caught you.
How fast is our information?
Get off.
I'll tell you.
I can tell you, right?
I'm sorry.
You look like Mariah Carey.
You're brushing your teeth!
I'm happy!
The atmosphere is...
It's not like you can bully me at all!
You have a habit like me.
I don't know about your habit!
Help me!
I told you!
It's Mariah Carey!
Where are you shooting from?
Help me!
Are you two okay?
It's been a while.
What's with this taxi?
Pepe!
It's been a while.
Pepe!
Are you catching me?
Get off of me!
I can't catch you!
What?
The window of my car is wide open!
Did you do something like that?
You're not in a pinch, are you?
You're right.
You don't have to sing!
If you can afford it, just tell me!
You're not in a pinch, are you?
Don't go too far!
Stop it! It's dangerous!
Nobody can stop you now.
You're not in a pinch, are you?
Wait a minute.
What do you think of it?
I know this live show.
But I don't remember that story.
I have to remember it.
I'm sorry.
I saw it with those eyes.
I don't mean it's embarrassing.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
I don't mean it's embarrassing.
You should explain it to me.
I'm sorry.
You should explain it to me.
What do you think of it?
I think you should do like this.
What?
Please.
You should do like this.
You have a different personality.
You're a little bit different.
What about you?
I'm not different.
You're not a fool.
You should do like this.
I don't like it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
But I think we should do like this.
I don't like it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't like it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Let's stand by.
You said it many times.
I didn't say it.
Please.
I didn't say it.
Shiburina and Neta meet.
And Matsuko and Hap.
Entry number four, "Untouchable".
Here we go!
Yeah.
A fierce battle for the top spot.
These two won it with the highest score at the time.
After ten years of blackout...
The young Anapolos of the two who have returned!
An untouchable, who's known for his jokes and jokes!
His face is pointy.
Hello, we're Anapolos and Anapolos!
Um, I'm good at hitchhiking.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I'm sorry, I'm good at hitchhiking.
Um...
I'm sorry for suddenly hitchhiking.
No, no, don't worry about it.
I don't think the taxi caught me at all.
No, it's fine.
Yes.
You say it a lot.
Huh?
When you're in trouble, you say "thank you" to each other.
No, it's the first time I've said it.
Thank you for that, if you say it like that.
Right?
Yes.
Don't worry about it, okay?
Thank you.
No, I really only said "thank you".
Thank you for that, okay?
No, no, more than that...
But I'm sorry for forcing you to do it like this.
Yeah.
I didn't think you'd suddenly collapse.
That's right.
Because you're my dad.
That's not true.
What's with that "collapse order" thing?
There's no such thing.
That's right.
For now, please hurry up, okay?
That's right.
Hey, stop it!
You're not allowed to do it at a time like this!
I might collapse.
Stop it!
You're not in a position to hit me!
My mom is collapsing over here!
Hurry up and go!
So, do you know about my family?
Huh?
About me.
Of course I don't know!
How do you know about the person who just hitchhiked?
Get off of me!
I'll tell you!
Tell me properly!
I'll tell you properly, so get off of me!
What's with you?
Even if you look like Mariah Carey...
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about.
What are you talking about?
Who are you talking about?
Tell me properly!
The atmosphere, you know, the atmosphere...
Which one is the atmosphere?
You're Robert Downey Jr., aren't you?
Even if you look like me...
You're Mariah Carey's best friend, aren't you?
It's Mariah Carey's special habit!
It's not the time for that! Hurry up and go!
The taxi in front of me isn't moving at all!
DAD! DAD! DAD! I TOLD YOU!
Push it, idiot!
Push the clutch, at times like this!
You can't hear me even if I say it! The window's closed!
Hurry up and open the window and say it, you idiot!
Ah! At a time like this...
Huh?!
It's a red light!
Ugh, geez...
Don't ignore me, idiot!
What's the use of ignoring me?!
I'll fall down on my own, for real!
No one can stop me now!
Don't say anything you can't stop!
Cut it out!
Thanks!
Scary...
You look really nervous.
I was!
You looked a little flustered during the show, didn't you?
No, I didn't!
No, no, that's not true!
Take a good look at me!
You look more nervous than anyone else here today!
It's different, isn't it?
I don't look like everyone, but I think I'm the worst one here!
Your face looks more stiff than it did back then!
No, I mean...
It's better not to bring up my armpit hair now!
No, but it's a technique, isn't it?
Technique, yes...
How is it? Try it out!
Didn't you feel anything next to you?
No, I didn't!
Yamasaki-san...
You can't let him copy you or anything like that!
If you try to hide it, you can't do anything about it!
You have to be free!
If you're not free, you can't do anything about it!
So...
Was it okay when you bit me?
It was hard!
When you bit me...
No, I don't even remember biting you!
Why am I laughing?
Even though I said I was Mariah Carey!
How is it, Hashimoto?
No, Dayone was really embarrassed!
He was really embarrassed!
Why is he embarrassed? I can't see it!
Even Dayone's intro was kind of loose!
Also, he forgot "soda name"!
Yeah, he forgot "soda name"!
He forgot "soda name"!
Yeah, that's true!
He was the one who was forced to do all kinds of things!
He said, "It's bad manners to bite!"
So I was like, "You can't bite me, can you?"
Like I said earlier!
Like Zakiyama-san said earlier!
And I was like, "It's different to bring up a character like that now!"
That's why you were nervous!
I was nervous about being there!
You can't just copy and paste!
No, I was just messing with it!
You made it up!
So, we've seen all four teams!
How was it, Adachi-san?
Each of you showed your strengths and weaknesses!
It was really fun!
It was fun!
It was really fun!
Huh? There's...
Huh?
There's one more thing!
Oh, that's what you mean!
What is it? What is it?
No way!
Really?
One more thing!
Adachi-san!
I don't know what we are, but...
No way!
Seriously?
Among all of these toys...
Huh?
No way!
Huh?!
But we haven't done any jokes in a while!
We haven't done any jokes in a while!
Also, I don't like doing jokes with you that much!
That's what you mean!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
So, shall we go?
VTR!
Please!
What?
I've been dating her for two years and we've broken up, so she's calling me here.
But I haven't told her anything yet!
Let's go.
I'm mistaken for a date.
Let's go to the museum.
No!
It's not a date.
Not a date?
Then what is it?
I have something important to do.
Something important?
Yes.
Break up with me.
What?
Go west with me.
For what?
Why go west?
What's there to go west for?
Then what is it?
Make someone you like.
He's really rich, isn't he?
How rich is he?
Don't be surprised when you hear it.
His grandfather's fortune is one trillion yen.
One trillion yen?!
Sh...
Shi...
Shu...
Shut up!
It's "shi", isn't it?!
It's "shu", isn't it?!
What are you talking about?
All right.
I'll go west with you.
Listen carefully.
How is it?
What was it?
I've seen this many times on "low high".
Yes.
I don't want to remember what I just said!
Please do it properly.
He's really cool.
How was Yoh's last greeting?
How was it?
It's like...
It's a little intimidating.
He was messing with our ending, but...
It was a terrible ending.
It was the most indirect ending.
He said he was going to live for a few years, but...
He was doing something crazy.
I don't like it just by thinking that "listen carefully" will come here.
It's been a few minutes and it's already here.
How is it now?
It's not like a female role, even though it's a female role.
I don't have confidence that I can do it like a female role.
How about you guys?
I don't have any background, but I wonder if I can do it like a female role.
Can I say something?
I haven't thought of anything.
I'm shaking.
Can you go west?
I don't know if it's west or not.
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Entry No. 5.
London Boots No. 1 and No. 2.
Since their debut, they have been leading the TV world.
They might not be able to appear on TV shows anymore.
Burn it in your eyes!
Entry No. 5.
London Boots No. 1 and No. 2.
They are young.
I have been dating her for two years.
I have to break up with her, but I haven't explained it to her yet.
I can't see her.
Hey, wait up!
Let's go!
This is bad.
It's like I'm mistaken for a date.
Let's go to the museum.
Let's go!
No, it's a date.
It's not a date today.
It's not a date?
Then what is it?
I have something important to do.
Something important?
Yes.
What is it?
Break up with me.
What?
With me?
To the west?
How do you know?
If you go west, you'll find something.
Then what is it?
Break up with me.
Why do we have to break up?
Because you can't love someone.
Love someone?
Yeah.
Don't be surprised.
That old man's assets are...
Old man?
Old man!
Loved one's...
Old man?
Tell me what's going on!
You're suddenly talking about assets.
Why do we have to break up?
Because you can't love someone.
Love someone?
What kind of person?
Don't be surprised.
That old man's assets are...
One trillion yen!
One trillion yen?
Shh!
Here it comes.
Shh!
Is it "shh"?
What does "shh" mean?
It's "shh".
Is it "shh"?
It's "shh".
What does "shh" mean?
I don't know which one it is.
I know!
With you...
I'm going west. Listen up!
Thank you.
Ryo-san!
Your favorite girl is dating your grandpa!
My favorite girl is dating my grandpa?
What's going on?
She said she likes my grandpa's property.
But I was able to get myself back because of that mistake.
I was saved. I was saved.
Milk Boy, how was it?
My voice was so small.
You were so confident.
It was my first time hearing that sound.
My heart was beating so fast.
You should have said it properly.
No, no, no.
You did it. You did it.
You still have feelings for her.
I know that because I'm a prankster.
I'm going to make her my emcee from now on...
...while making sure of what you're thinking about.
Of course.
It's more embarrassing than any prank.
Please watch every episode of "Chidori Appearance"!
I'm the owner of "Tatoetsuki Love".
Watch out! Watch out!
Emcees appear one by one...
...and answer their own questions and their own answers.
That's a lie!
Too bad!
If you make a mistake, you'll be punished.
I won't say anything!
And there's also a hidden scene before the break.
It's perfect!
If an emcee decides to form a new group...
...a woman entertainer will choose her partner.
It's important who you choose.
You don't like me?
And the past lineup is...
Don't touch me!