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Search for your second back jump in the Grand Prix!
Jumping and auto-jumping, back jump
It's all about the back
Are you OK?
In order to discover more than 5 interesting skills, each agency has recruited 372 teams
Today, 11 teams have gathered in the studio
The first team hasn't matured that much
Again, again, again, again
Why are you wearing clothes?
I'm wearing clothes
I don't know if you don't say it
If you don't say it, I'll be lonely
Let's do it!
That's too rough!
The 2nd "Find Your Back Jump" Grand Prix!
First of all, we'd like you to show us your back jump.
If you have special skills in back jumps, you'll be invited on TV.
I've done it in many places.
I've learned one thing.
Even if you do it in a place where Atsushi, Ryushi and Zakiyama aren't there, you won't bounce at all.
No way!
It's embarrassing that I didn't realize it.
But we can't do it like "Do it like this and like that and then jump once at the end."
I was doing it like "pyon, pyon, pyon" and the staff said "Thank you!"
It doesn't bounce.
You've seen it on TV, right?
You can see it live today.
You can!
If we can win this...
That's what we're aiming for.
Before we start, let me say something.
This is the standard.
Your back has been damaged a lot.
Stop it!
Let me see.
I've done it with a stone slap.
Since then, I can't stop my skin.
The stone slap of a shrine.
It's the opposite of white beard. There are too many scars on your back!
This is embarrassing!
It hurts, doesn't it?
It doesn't hurt at all!
Oh, really?
It flies a lot!
How high does it fly?
Well...
If we talk about flying high...
By the way, is your face microphone okay?
No, it's not okay.
It doesn't fly that high.
For now...
I'm sorry.
It's not bad.
I'm sorry.
It can go like this.
Oh, I see.
It can fly a little, right?
Yes, the floor...
Yes, let's go!
Yes, please!
It's a back jump!
Go ahead!
Wait a minute!
Excuse me.
I'm sorry!
It feels different...
Oh, no.
It feels different...
I want to say it doesn't fly that high...
But it makes weird noises.
Maybe...
You've gained muscle mass!
No, it's not like that!
With your back jump money...
You eat good food...
I haven't eaten that good food yet with my back jump!
His back jump...
- Even back jumps... - That's a lot of money.
- The money for back jumps this month... - Are you okay?
- It's the sound of your back, right? - It's not like you're crossing your arms.
- If I cross my arms while recording, I'll be in trouble.
- Then, please go ahead!
- You can't do that! - It's shaking!
- That was the second back jump!
- I don't want to lose!
- You can't jump without making a sound! - I can do it!
- That's a good intention!
- Jump higher!
- I'm sorry! - Don't make a sound!
- The show might end like this!
- Wait a minute! - Don't make a sound!
- I'll do it!
- Damn it!
- I'm doing it!
- That's enough!
- Can they find the second back jump?
- Please don't raise the hurdle!
- What do you think, Arioshi?
- To be honest...
- It's super boring!
- Stop it!
- That's weird!
- I've never seen it in a famous competition!
- It's there!
- No, it's not!
- Please! - Why?
- You like trains, don't you?
- No, I don't!
- I don't eat soba in many places!
- No, you don't!
- Mukai-san, you've worked with someone before, haven't you?
- I've only worked with two people!
- I've never worked with anyone else!
- But you're older than me!
- Yes, I am!
- Don't you think it's funny?
- It's there!
- It's not popular this year!
- Please don't drink soba!
- I'm sorry!
- It's not funny!
- Zakiyama-san, is there anyone you're interested in?
- There's someone who's serious...
- Aramodo?
- Aramodo-san is Mukai-san's younger brother!
- No, he's not!
- Is he? - No, he's not!
- But he's Yoshimoto's junior!
- Yes, he is!
- Oh, so it's Mukai-kun's line, right? - He's an idol!
- He's not an idol! - He's Mukai-kun's line, right?
- He was the most manly man in Yoshimoto in 2015! - He's not like that!
- He's Mukai-kun's look-alike! - Stop it! It's ugly!
- So, will someone be able to surpass Ohta-san's back jump? - Can you do it?
- First of all, we'd like you to show us what you're good at. - Oh, I see.
- Here's the clip! - It's long.
- So, where should we start from? Is it okay for me? - No, we can't decide that for you.
- It's impossible. - We'll have to leave it up to Matsushita-san.
- Am I the only one who's shaking? - No, you're fine!
- But, back jump! That's what you did in the beginning, right? - That's right!
- What do you mean by "back jump"? - Of course!
- We didn't do it like that. - Not at all!
- Then, I'll do "tacapin a la moana". - All of a sudden?
- While singing, bend your legs in a weird direction and cut your nails. - Okay!
- The top batter is Anri Borjik and his teammate, "tacapin a la moana".
- Bend your legs in a weird direction and cut your nails.
- Isn't this a famous song in China? - It's not a Chinese song.
- It's not like "Zatsugidan". - No, it's not!
- While singing, bend your legs in a weird direction and cut your nails.
- Here we go! "tacapin a la moana"
- That's right!
- "tacapin a la moana"
- It's broken!
- "tacapin a la moana"
- That's it! - That's it!
- I'm sorry! I played "do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do".
- This is amazing! - "do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do"?
- It's not "do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do", right? - It's not "do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do".
- You can't do it at the same time? - No.
- Both legs? - It starts from here.
- The cooking starts from here. - It doesn't work at all!
- What are you doing? - It doesn't work at all!
- While singing... - That's the only part you want to do, right?
- Bend your legs like this... - You can do it like that!
- That's good! - Can you do it like that?
- Can you walk like that? - Can you walk like that?
- There's such a tool! - There's such a tool!
- I'll come back to it. - You can't jump with your back.
- Isn't it bad for your singing? - Is there a different song?
- I think there's a different song. - Something more intense and fast.
Is there a more intense one?
Yes, there is.
Cruel angel
It's a little old.
It's hard to choose.
It would be better if it was a little more exciting.
Can Mukai do it?
Can you do it?
That's right.
I'm weird.
If you think about it normally,
of course I'm weird.
Can you do it?
I was just wondering if you could do it.
Can you do it normally first?
As usual, right?
- You're good! - Oh, you can do that?
- Sing, sing, sing. - Yeah.
- The waves are... - Oh, nice.
- ...the roller coaster... - Oh, nice.
- It's just right. - While gathering the breathable wind...
- Nice. - I want to pick you up...
What's so funny about that?!
What?! What's so funny about that?! Seriously!
- That's crazy! - No, no, not at all!
- Can you hear me?! - Can you hear me?!
- You're good! - You have a sense of stability!
- You're good! - You're good!
- It's nostalgic! - It's me at home!
- It's a different song.
- It's a different song!
- It's a different song. - You're good at singing.
- You're the best singer in our generation. - Oh, you're right.
- You're good. - You're good.
- In front of the ticket gate, we hold hands... - Oh, you're good!
- The usual noise... - Yeah.
- The new wind... - Yeah, I can hear you.
As you grow up...
My hands are shaking! I can't cut my nails!
- My hands are shaking! I can't cut my nails! - Why?!
- It's really good!
- It's scary! - It's good, it's good!
- If only an adult could listen to me! - It's so scary!
- It's scary! - You heard me!
- You're good. - Let's...let's do it.
Wait, wait! It's my first time!
- It's your first time and you're still laughing! - It's my first time!
I'll go slowly.
Thank you.
It's the first one.
It's similar.
Mr. Ohta.
How was it? Did you feel threatened?
I can't shake it like this.
Right.
But you came out for the first time.
I think it's easier for you to come out for the second time.
I see.
Is there anyone who wants to go?
That's...
You're active.
Right?
No, no.
You're a champion.
That's...
Why...
The way you raised your hand was like you were in a hurry.
If you were here now, you could have done it faster.
Everyone wants to do it, so we're thinking about it.
Can you do "wada manju" for me?
Yes.
That sounds good.
Nelson's "wada manju"
You run people over your stomach and sing "ultra soul".
Your partner is here.
Oh, I see.
Partner!
Thank you!
Are you two here?
If you're partners...
It's not like that.
There's a good chance you're stepping on something.
If you're partners...
We don't do "wada manju".
"Wada manju" is dangerous.
It's not "wada manju".
"Wada manju" is dangerous.
We don't do "wada manju".
Can you do it?
Yes.
You run people over your stomach and sing "ultra soul".
I'll do it.
I'll do it!
This is good.
This is really good.
Hit...
Wait!
Wait...
What's wrong?
Couldn't you do it until the end?
Wait a minute.
What's wrong?
Don't do it with a dot.
Does a dot hurt?
I don't know!
I was just told so...
Why did you do it with a dot?
I'm sorry.
But you have to do it like that.
Is it that disease?
You got that disease because you did it with a dot.
Isn't it great?
You did it alone.
I want to do it.
Let's do it!
One, two...
It's fast.
But...
This is...
It's disgusting.
Wait a minute.
What's wrong?
I want to hear it!
What's wrong?
The last good part!
It's not "men"!
It's "men"!
It's not "men"!
It's "ten"!
You!
What's wrong?
You, wait a minute.
If you step on "ten", you can't sing, right?
If you step on "ten", you can't sing.
It's different, right?
"Ten" is no good?
Yes, "men" is...
Then say it to some extent.
If you were born "ten", you can't sing, but...
If you were born "men", you can't sing "ultrasoul", right?
Yes, that's right.
Then make it such a title.
From now on, "wadamanjuu" will run with people on their stomachs.
Not "ten", but "men" will run and sing the chorus of "ultrasoul".
If it's like this, it's fine.
It's "men", "men"!
Why do you have to put your shoulders together?
Why do you put your shoulders together?
Even if you don't have a stick, you can do it, right?
No, it tends to be "ten" without a stick.
No, you can try it.
Then without a stick...
Without a stick...
Without a stick, it's kind of embarrassing.
"Chiyo"...
"Ten", right?
Already?
That's fast!
Already "ten", right?
Put it down, put it down.
"Ten", right?
Already "ten", right?
Where did you become "ten" from?
Already "ten", right?
Was it "ten" in the first shot?
Yes.
Immediately "ten", right?
I'm the first one to say it.
Do you need an assistant?
Can I have an assistant?
Then explain it properly and also the explanation of the assistant.
From now on, I will put a person with an assistant on top of Wada Manjuu's stomach and sing the chorus of "Ultra Soul" while running with "men" instead of "ten".
That's it.
Then you will finally know.
"Men" it is, "men".
Okay, it's "men", right?
It's "men", right?
Okay.
Let's do it like this.
One, two...
D-re-a-m-e.
Wait a minute!
What's up?
I've never done like this in a day.
That's not good at all!
I can do it all the time.
Really?
Yes, I can do it.
Oh, you really can do it?
Isn't it like this?
Isn't it noodles? Isn't it noodles?
It looks like you can do it.
No, but I honestly think I can do it.
You can do it. Hojo, you can do it too, right?
Can I do it?
Can you do it?
So, a man challenges this special skill.
It's noodles, right? Please do it with noodles.
How is it? Are you okay now?
I'm totally fine now.
Okay, I'll do it.
Okay.
Here I go!
It's okay.
Can you do it?
Are you okay?
You did it! You did it with noodles!
You did it with noodles!
You did it with noodles all the time!
You did it with noodles!
You did it with noodles all the time!
Of course I did it with noodles!
When you get excited, you tend to do it with noodles, don't you?
As the song goes on...
I really thought I could do it until the end.
You can do business with it.
Yes, yes.
It's a TV show, so...
Please don't make me so excited!
I don't do things like that!
Anyone can do it! Anyone can do it!
Wataru is good at it!
Why are you so excited?
You can do this one, right?
Back jump.
I can do it. I can do it.
Then, first of all...
Show me your back jump!
You can do it only if you can do it!
You don't have to train.
You have weight so you can't fly, right?
Can you fly?
I can fly.
Is the mic okay? Can you avoid it and let me fly?
A little more up.
It's perfect up to here.
Back jump! Go ahead!
Can you sing?
You can sing this, right?
Can you do it?
Let's do it until the end.
He said it!
You said it!
I didn't say it! It's totally different!
You can sing if you do a back jump, right?
I haven't done a back jump yet!
I'm doing it to an extent where I can do it.
Why are you crying?
Was it harder on my abs than my back?
The third one is Pinguin and Kinoshita Jack.
How to hang up a new heat cooling sheet.
A lot of things came out.
It looks amazing.
What is it?
I'd like to show you how to hang up a new heat cooling sheet.
It's a cooling sheet you put on your forehead when you have a fever.
Get on the board you put on the tray.
This is amazing.
Turn it over.
Here we go!
Three!
Two!
One!
He did it!
- Thank you! - You did it, Jack!
Thank you!
- This is amazing! - Thank you!
- You're the champion! - You can do it!
- You're the champion! - I did it!
I can't beat this!
- No one can do this! - No one can do it!
- It's flashy, you know? - This is way better than that!
- No, no. - Yes.
- It's way better than a backflip. - No, no.
Next up is Ariyoshi!
- Yes! - Noda-chan, are you up for it?
- Thank you! - You did it!
- Noda-chan! - I'm proud of you!
If you don't do it quickly, I won't be able to talk because I'm so nervous!
Please don't say that!
- It'll make it harder for me to talk! - You can do it!
- Please do it! - You're a veteran, you know?
Bingei, who belongs to Sony,
will show us his special skill, "Armpit Bladder", which Noda-chan is 45 years old.
So, what I've done so far is possible, right?
I've never seen anything like it!
- It's unbelievable! - Yes!
- It's a super phenomenon! - My blood vessels move!
- My blood vessels move... - So...
- What's that? - Oh, it's dangerous, so...
I'm risking my life, so...
- Oxygen? - Oxygen, right? - Yes!
Please don't copy me! It's really dangerous, so...
I'm sorry! So... I'll move my blood vessels and do it!
- Please do it! - I'm sorry!
- What's going on? - I'll do it!
I'll move these blood vessels, so...
Please watch carefully! I'll do it!
I'll do it!
What's going on?
Please give me more points!
Does it hurt?
Ouch!
Cut it off!
Stop it!
Okay, okay!
I did it for today!
Breathe in once!
It's dangerous!
Don't do it!
I can see it, but it's a delicate age!
I'll be 46!
46?!
What should I do?!
Do you put strength in it?!
I'll press my blood here and make it move!
It's dangerous!
You don't want to see it anymore, do you?!
I want to do it!
If you tell me the timing, I'll definitely do it!
Can you do it while breathing in?!
I can do it forever!
Forever?!
Don't look at me like you're worried about me!
You don't have to worry!
I'm breathing in!
I'm scared because you're screaming!
I can't speak!
It's not painful, is it?!
Thank you!
It's okay if you do it while breathing in oxygen!
Please do it!
I'll do it!
Breathe in!
Scary!
When you're screaming, you're breathing in oxygen!
You're screaming!
I'm sorry!
When we go out for long haul, we are not afraid and don't touch anything.
We don't have to say anything, so you can call the air and start doing it yourself.
You can do it yourself.
We want you to say "stop it, stop it".
I see.
If you can say "we stopped it", we don't have a problem.
Please call us.
So, Noda-chan's defective language winner is...
I sold it!
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited about Noda-chan's...
Let's go!
Next, in 7 seconds, he becomes brief and ends his run with his butt.
Let's go.
Ready, start!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
I see.
Next, he moves his fast tongue faster and more erotic than Okada Ijiri.
He's fast.
I see.
He has a good sound.
Next, it's Gambare Buson-kun's hand-holding karaoke.
It's Nakajima Miki-san's song "Ito".
Music, start!
It doesn't matter if it's vertical or horizontal.
Is it true?
Aren't you getting tired?
Aren't you slowing down?
Aren't you running?
I'm sorry, but it only ends up to the thread on the side.
What?
You couldn't catch up with the thread on the side?
I'm sorry.
You couldn't catch up with it?
I'm sorry, I couldn't catch up with it.
You don't know how to do it.
You don't know how to do it. Be careful.
I'm sorry.
If you know how to do it, can you tell us now?
I think he's moved and crying.
Are you the vertical thread?
It's too long!
Are you the vertical thread?
Yes.
You couldn't catch up with it?
I'm catching up with it.
I can do any song.
Can you do "Ultra Soul"?
If you sing it for me, I can do it.
Can you sing it?
I wonder if you know how to do it.
So, it's a special collaboration between Buson and Wadaman.
It's "Ultra Soul".
Tell me when you start.
I'll start.
I can't hear you.
You can do it, Buson.
A little more.
*breathing*
ULTRA-SO-HEI!
*laughter and applause*
Did you manage to say it?!
Yes!
You were able to say it!
Are you able to say it now?!
I only said the phrase 'I wish for a blessing from the heavens'.
Ah, you haven't said it!
BUSONG!
ULTRA-SO-HEI!
*laughter and applause*
But you were able to do it.
You were able to do it.
There are still people who are afraid of it.
Please show it.
Not everyone can show it like this.
That's true.
Let's do it.
But that's more helpful.
You want to do it, don't you?
I want to see it.
You are a big man.
You are a wrestler.
He is Amares Taro, 22 years of wrestling history.
He has a good match against dolls.
I'm calling my partner.
Please.
This is amazing.
I know it.
I'm happy to see it in person.
This is real.
This is amazing.
Please shake hands with orange doll and red Amares Taro.
Let's do it.
Taro goes to the center of the ring.
Taro is attacked by red Amares.
Red Amares is fighting back.
Red Amares wins.
This is amazing!
- This is amazing! - This is amazing!
- You look like you're alive!
I'm alive!
It's not something you can do here.
It's like you're stuck in a tunnel.
That's true.
- The angle is different. - The angle is different.
Can you do that?
- Back jump? - Oh!
- That's wrestling. - Wrestling?
- I can do that. - You can do that?
- I can do that. - You can do that kind of preparation exercise?
- Really?! - Yes! - Show me! Show me!
- This is not good! - This is not good!
Back jump.
Avarice Taro will show us his back jump.
What will he do?
- It's light. - Can you do it?
- I'll do it. I'll do it. - Okay.
- Wow! - Wow!
- He did it!
- He really did it! - Wow!
- Wow!
I'm the champion!
- It's really high! - It's really high.
- This is the real thing. - This is perfect.
That's not fair!
You can't do that!
I was surprised when it flew.
- I thought it would fly this high. - No, no, no.
I'm not talking about it at all.
It's not a funny way of flying.
- It's not flying. - It's funny.
- It's good to fly high. - I could only see a miserable jump.
- Really? - Really?
- Can you do that? - Which one?
- Like you're moving. - The one in the match?
- Since you did the back jump, you have to do it like this. - That's the easiest one!
- Does everyone do it? - Everyone does it.
- In practice. - Okay, let's do it.
- That... - No, that's...
- What? He's moving! - Otaku!
- No, Otaku!
- Otaku! - Otaku!
- The stress is coming out of you.
- It's bad. - It's bad.
- The whole stress that was taken from you is coming out of you. - It's bad.
- Poor thing, right? - Yeah.
- Look, he's like that. - He's dead!
- Bad picture! - Bad picture!
- That's why... you lose the match! - Go back! Go back!
It's not good to bring it back.
Even though it's a doll, it's too pitiful.
It's just that we won because we're strong.
This is also Amares' work.
He showed us a back jump.
That's real.
Amares' people saw know-how like that, right?
That's right.
It's like they got excited.
That's right.
They're just beginners.
Everyone thinks like that.
It can't be helped.
Of course it can't be helped.
You want to do the Rohan Cup, right?
Yes, we do.
If it's here today, you won't be able to compete in wrestling.
Manju is here too.
That's right.
My partner is also a former Japanese representative of wrestling.
Aoyama.
It's been a while.
Can you shake it for me?
It's been a while since we fought.
If you don't shake it for me, I can't go over there.
Do you want to compete in Amares' Cup?
I can't do it in Amares' Cup.
I want to see you shake.
Let's do it in 7 seconds.
We have to do it in 7 seconds.
Let's do it in 7 seconds.
It can't be shown.
It can't be shown to you in 7 seconds.
You can see it from the back.
You're selfish.
We've been doing brunch since April.
Mr. Zakiyama, what do you think of it?
But, the one that spins round and round...
Yes.
- Nauri. - Yes, Nauri.
It's the best purifying method of yoga in India.
I'd like to see that one, too. The one that spins round and round.
Tiger Date, which is also a martial art, is a breathing method of yoga that has become a hot topic even for Mr. Sertaro.
Date, which is also a martial art, is a breathing method of yoga that has become a hot topic even for Mr. Sertaro.
You can use big ones no matter what.
It's like a slang.
You can use big ones no matter what.
You're the worst.
Okay, please.
Wow.
It came out.
Wow.
Intestines came out.
Wow.
Don't say "eh".
Scary.
Scary. Scary.
What's that sound?
Gas came out of it.
Air came out of it.
It's ready now.
Wow.
Can Tsurutaro-san do it this much?
He doesn't do it that hard.
Right.
But he can do it, right?
Tsurutaro-san can do it.
But if you look at it recently...
People who just bit it get excited like that.
Right.
No, you're saying it too much.
Don't say it too much.
Don't play with me like me.
When do you shake it with a long hair?
When you're not feeling well...
When you come, you clean it with a nauri.
You should do it with a nauri.
You're not feeling well, right?
Right.
You should do it.
I can do it.
You can do it. You're not feeling well.
I can do it.
Nauri, take off your watch again.
Take off your watch again.
The three of you...
It came out.
It's like "by the way".
Take off your watch is not allowed!
It's not the time for you to take off your watch.
It's over.
I wonder if it gets bigger if you do it with a nauri.
No, no.
I want to make your penis bigger.
How was it before you did it with a nauri?
Before I did it with a nauri, it was a little small.
But when I started doing it with a nauri, it got better.
And...
Your face got bigger.
What are you doing?
You're doing it now.
No, no.
Why do you want to make your penis bigger now?
You're used to taking it off, aren't you?
Wait, I'll shake it off. Wait for me.
Not yet, not yet.
Anyway, Kokai-kun can't do it either.
Nora-chan is the main character now.
I'm sorry.
Hey, you can do it!
Basically, inhale and exhale with your nose.
After exhaling, at once, with your stomach inhaled, bend your back.
Then, stick out your abs.
You can do it!
Turn it around!
You're sweating weird, Noda-chan!
You're going to cut yourself. Relax, relax.
Be careful.
Don't cut your blood vessels.
Your blood vessels are in danger.
Don't cut your blood vessels!
Your blood vessels are in danger!
Oh, right. I forgot to take it out.
You took it out? What's that?
Thank you!
That was "Tiger Date" with Noda-chan! Thank you!
Thank you!
This is fun, isn't it?
It's fun, isn't it?
Turn it around!
You're the worst!
What are you doing?
Turn it around!
What are you doing?
Don't make me do it!
Do it in order!
Do it in 7 seconds!
Do you want to do it in 7 seconds?
Can you do it in 7 seconds?
Can you do it in 7 seconds from now?
7 seconds from now! You're crazy!
Idiot!
So, what are you going to do?
You want to watch "Misono", don't you, Noda-chan?
That's right.
I don't want to watch it that much.
Oh, is that so?
I haven't watched "Misono" on TV recently.
You're going to watch it with Noda-chan, aren't you?
That's right, but I'd like you to come with me today.
You want me to come with you?
Yes.
Will someone else come and impersonate me?
Please!
Then, I'll show you a little.
Oh, I see.
Impersonator Macho will reenact Ron Hardy's "One Scene".
Who will be the first person you're curious about?
You look alike!
Don't give me that evaluation!
You look alike!
You look very similar!
I'm getting nervous!
You look very similar!
You're amazing!
Even your hair color is perfect!
Hello, I'm Mikan from Udon and Mikan.
Nice to meet you!
You look very similar!
Can you show me a little?
Atsushi and Misano's impersonation of Don Don Hearts.
I don't want to be hated!
The first place is...
Misano!
Wait a minute!
What is it?!
I've been telling you!
You don't know anything about me!
I've been telling you!
What is it?!
Stop it!
You don't know anything about me!
Ario-san, you hate me!
I can't tell you anything!
Right, Atsushi?
That's how it is!
Perfect!
Atsushi-san, you're amazing!
You look very similar!
You don't look like me when you stand up!
You look very similar!
You don't look like me when you stand up!
You look very similar!
That's how it is!
Takeshi-san and Matsumura-san's impersonation!
Don't make me confused!
I'll give you my glasses!
It's confirmed!
It's that kind of pattern, isn't it?
You can't do it, can you?
Can you do it?
So, Ota and Mukai's impersonation challenge!
Can you do it?
I and Matsumura-san's impersonation of Mukai-kun in "London Hearts"
Mukai-kun's impersonation of Matsumura-chan is...
I know!
I hate it!
Mukai is good!
Stop it!
You always do like this!
You always do like this even when I'm hot!
Right, Matsumura-san?
Soy sauce and...
Demon slide!
Why do you always do like this?
Maybe it's the opposite.
Stop it!
Do you want to do it?
You could escape!
Anyway, it's the same!
Please do it!
The answer is...
Miso-no-ashi!
Seriously!
No one knows our miso!
Seriously!
That's not good!
Neither is not good!
Go back! Thank you, you two!
That's bad! He sometimes appears in "London Hearts"!
You can rest anytime!
I can't rest!
You said you wanted two people, didn't you?
That's right! That's right!
You finally said it!
I said it!
Unfortunately, we don't have much time here!
Wait a minute!
That's weird!
Please do it!
Please do it on your own YouTube!
No one is watching it anymore!
The number of views of YouTube doesn't increase at all!
In fact, there is one more group!
What?
So we don't want to waste your time!
I see!
Don't waste it!
That's bad!
The big guest is...
I really want to see them, too!
I'm sure you two like them, too!
Today's big guest is them!
Please do it!
He did it!
Next week's "TV-chittering" is "biking for only one week"!
I made a mistake in the first half of the show!
What should I do?
Sunday night at 10:25 pm!
This show was brought to you by these sponsors.
Today's big guests are these two!
Here they are!
The two of you from Domrock!
Welcome!
Thank you for having us!
You're a big fan of "Ichimotsu Ondo", aren't you?
Even in the first half of the show, "Ichimotsu Ondo" was quite popular on the internet.
Thank you very much!
It's real, isn't it?
Could you please introduce yourself again?
I'm Eguchi Aratame of Domrock.
I'm Umanami Haruo!
Umanami Haruo!
Are you Umanami?
I'm Mori Aratame of Domrock.
I'm Saoyama of guitar.
Nice to meet you!
Saoyama-san!
Could you please set up over there?
Over there?
Yes!
Put down the flippers!
Let's have fun!
Let's do it!
Let's go!
"Ichimotsu Ondo"!
"Atore"!
"Arasta"!
Let's go!
♪ Looking at you, I'm feeling ticklish ♪
♪ Ticklish ♪
♪ On top of the bottle ♪
♪ There are two watermelons ♪
You're crazy!
You're a big fool!
♪ If it's possible, you and I ♪
♪ On my boat ♪
♪ We'll pass the seeds ♪
♪ Won't you try it? ♪
Thank you!
That's great!
I'll sing the second verse!
Please sing the second verse!
♪ Looking up at the stars ♪
♪ Looking at you, I'm feeling ticklish ♪
♪ Ticklish ♪
♪ On top of the bottle ♪
♪ There are two watermelons ♪
Mr. Hokuto Chichisei!
♪ If it's possible, you and I ♪
♪ On my boat ♪
♪ We'll pass the seeds ♪
♪ Won't you try it? ♪
Let's sing louder!
One, two, three!
♪ Trish's underwear ♪
♪ That girl and this girl ♪
♪ Don't you try ♪
♪ Trying them on? ♪
Chome! Chome!
You can do it!
Let's not fight anymore!
I'm so happy!
Aoyama-san's love is overwhelming!
So nice!
Thank you!
Your singing voice is nice too!
And so, today's champion is...
Dobrock!
Thank you for the wonderful song!
What's with the back jump?!
This won't become a topic at all!
Celebrities who don't become a topic are bloodthirsty!
Thank you! Thank you!
This week's target audience is...
hard-of-hearing entertainers!
If you say that, I'll get depressed too!
I'm too worried about this and that!
You should've introduced us!
This week's target audience is...
too dark in their hearts!
There's no news on the internet!
This week's target audience is...
celebrities who don't become a topic at all!
If you say that, I'll get depressed too!
Actually, from two years ago...
Can they become a topic with a new topic?!
And also...
I'm sure they'll become a buzzword!
Net news confirmed!
Archie's round video is also...
Found it here!
People who aren't afraid of fire...
This is the usual...
Look! A woman who makes a fuss...
I'm not looking forward to next week!
Check out past line-ups on Terasa!