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ONE HEART...
Actually, my partner was answering.
"Entertainer's Problem Consultation"!
Previously, we did this project twice with different members.
But, actually, we still have some problems that you gave us in a fake show.
This time, we asked people who haven't solved their problems yet to join us.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Previously, we did this project.
We asked entertainers to come to the studio without telling their problems.
Didn't you ask us about your problems?
Yes, we did!
That was on TV, wasn't it?
It seemed like Mr. Goto was answering all the time.
Yes, yes, yes!
I think it's different for each of you.
Our partners answered without knowing whose problem it was.
Both of you are deceiving us, aren't you?
There is a show that answers juniors' problems.
That's it! That's it!
Actually, it's my partner's problem!
What?!
We did this project twice with different members.
What did you consult with each other?
I thought it was different for each of you.
When you appear in a show that you can't fool around with,
how should you behave?
Even if you fool around, you may be cut out.
But, should you fool around?
That's what Ms. Hamae consulted with us.
We can rely on you!
In the first place,
I think there is no show that you can't fool around with.
If you can't fool around with it,
no matter what happens, you should fool around with it.
Before you make a decision whether you should fool around with it or not,
you should fool around with it!
That's it!
You are amazing!
You are so funny!
You are making me angry!
You surprised me!
If you are blinded by money, you are finished!
And this time,
we will show you the reality of other comedians!
Why are you eating this, you bastard?!
I'm telling you! I'm working!
Don't tell me you don't know you're talking to your partner and you're talking to him.
No, it's been a while since I took it.
Yes.
I don't remember a single word.
Not a single word. Not a single word. I don't remember anything.
No, no, no, but from this corner, everyone's relationship is going well.
It's the opposite.
No, no, it's going pretty well.
It's the opposite. It's the opposite.
Last time, Yamauchi said, "Is it okay for me to be funny on the show? Is it okay for me not to be funny on the show?"
I don't know how to do it.
I told him to do it and he did his best.
Are you doing it now?
Are you upset?
I'm not upset.
In the first place, we are a bad group of people.
No, it's not bad.
It's always bad.
It's like an actor's leftover hair.
It's like anyone's hair.
What are you talking about?
No, no, in my mind, Oota's back jump was born here.
Oh, I see.
From there, as I got older, I became more and more like an old man.
Although you like it on your back, you get to see it in various places.
A guest came to this pond, but he was caught in a stone mat.
It was a big problem.
Wow, it was amazing.
Gori gori.
It was hard to fold.
Really.
Really hard.
I'm sorry, I couldn't keep up with you.
Did you jump on your back?
But I haven't seen it yet.
I haven't seen it.
I'm sorry.
I only did it in front of you.
I don't know.
I don't know, I'm sorry.
Can I do it?
Again and again.
You should come naked in the opening.
It's low.
It's like...
I don't like it.
I don't like being naked in front of you.
But people say that I don't jump a lot.
So I'm going to do my own training.
Can you improve it?
Can you jump only on your back?
It's low.
But it's really low.
Wait a minute.
Your back...
Wait a minute.
Your back...
Show me.
I can't do it anymore.
I can't do it.
You can do it.
It's okay if it's not a stone.
Yeah?
It's weird for you to go on it with a stone, right?
Isn't that bone made of stone?
It is made of stone.
You can't do it anymore.
It's okay.
Let's see it.
Let's do it.
Mind your bike.
Fly, fly.
No.
Ota-san, Ota-san.
I'm covering you.
You didn't fly at all.
Can you do it like this?
Ota-san, Ota-san.
Can you do it one more time?
One more time.
Concentrate and do it at your own pace.
I'll do it.
Ota-san, Ota-san.
What is it?
It's broken, it's broken!
Ota-san, are you okay?
Everyone, please admit it!
What is it? Is it a pimple?
It's not a pimple!
Saito-san! Saito-san, how is it?
Today is totally Ota-san's turn!
Everyone, please do your best!
That was amazing!
Everyone, please do your best with the comments!
Will it be Ota-san's turn?
Entertaining Ota-san Consultation Start!
First, this person.
Kamai-tachi, Yamauchi.
Yamauchi's worries.
Recently, I'm happy to be able to work as an MC,
but I want to be an MC in a Golden program, too!
Since my partner can do it,
without looking at the script,
I'm just messing around,
but will it be okay?
Did you remember?
Yes, I remembered.
Your partner, Hamae-san, will answer.
That's right.
Hamae-san's answer.
Look at the script!
What do you mean you won't look at it?
If you were not able to record much that day,
what kind of motivation do you have when you go home?
If you've been working as an MC more and more recently,
the more holes you make, the more you should look at the script!
After every job,
thank your partner,
look down and go home.
Will it be okay?
Of course it won't be okay!
That's harsh!
That's really harsh!
That's too harsh!
But...
I think the one who said that has to look at the script.
I think it's a little weird for a person who's doing a bokeh to read the script and decide what to say.
But still, you should look at the script, right?
Even if you look at the script and decide what bokeh you should do,
it doesn't mean you'll do it.
If you don't have this kind of pattern, you can't do bokeh.
That's true.
But I don't think Ariyoshi and Zakiyama have read the script.
No, we haven't.
What do you think?
The more holes you make, the more you read it.
We haven't read it.
It's because we have it.
That's right.
I'm asking this question to people other than partners.
If you're partners, you might not be able to accept it.
But if you're not partners, you might be able to accept it.
Otake-san.
Otake is...
Otake might accept it.
Yamaguchi's three-year junior, Otake of the Jumpo family's answer is...
This is a happy problem.
It's great that you can say you're partners.
Even if you're messing around, you can deal with partners.
We do bokeh, but we can't.
However, there are times when you look like you can do bokeh.
These worries are a luxury.
That's not good.
That's a good one.
No, no, that's not it.
Isn't it amazing?
Even though he's consulting with his juniors, he's forcibly bringing it up.
There are times when you look like you can do bokeh.
That's terrible.
That's not how you look like.
No, no.
Why does "speed off" hurt you more than "bokeh"?
That's not it.
I want him to sing "back jump."
Rather than focusing on "bokeh," I want him to keep flying.
What kind of job would you do for someone who can only fly?
Right?
But you know, he makes a face like "I'm stopping you."
I'm stopping you!
But he's really increasing his solo work.
Like MCing.
He did a game stream the other day.
A lot of people watched it.
He kept spinning it.
It got a lot of likes.
He spins and spins his back.
Ideally, you want to spin and fly at the same time.
Ideally, you want to spin and fly in the center.
You can see it the best, right?
You can see it the best.
There are people who keep spinning and flying.
There are people who keep flying and dancing.
Ideally...
You can spin and fly.
But you want to be bokeh yourself.
I went to a show where Hamaien was the only MC.
It was crazy.
He spun it all by himself.
Young people and Johnny's people laughed at it.
But it's not like he's dancing in front of you.
He's using you well and making you laugh.
But you get greedy.
You get bokeh.
You end up laughing.
You think it's funny.
But you don't know if people will think it's funny.
You watch it a lot, don't you?
I talked about the script earlier.
I do what the script says.
I know that.
I can't think of anything more bokeh than the script.
The script of a variety show is perfect like a drama.
You can't think of anything more bokeh than the script?
It's so bokeh.
I'm scared of the script of a variety show.
It's only one page. How do you understand it?
It's scary that it's only one page.
It's like there's no variety show.
I'd be happy if there was.
How about you, Yamauchi?
I thought I was blessed.
But now I praise Hamaien too much.
I can't stand it anymore.
Why?
It's good that you're allowed to say what you think.
But the other day, when we were shooting a commercial,
Hamaien said something and the director told me not to say it.
Did he say something bokeh?
There is such a part, but why does everyone praise it?
Please don't say it like that.
You're doing your best, aren't you?
That's right. I just tried various ways of saying it like "dry".
Well, well, I'll do my best, so you can ride as you like.
You're pretending to be angry.
"Go, go," he said.
Next, "viking small pass".
You don't remember any of it, do you?
I really don't remember it.
Last time, "viking small pass" was...
When I don't have a good viewing rate for the MC's show,
how should I do my best?
When I'm asked by the staff,
I sometimes point out how I should do it,
but it's hard to say now, so my partner Nishimura will answer it for me.
You should know how to answer it.
It's better to leave a letter than something hard to say.
A letter?
Let's do it first.
Let's write it first.
Then, he wrote a letter and gave it to Nishimura.
How is it?
Talk a little more aggressively.
Yeah, you got it?
What you want to say now.
You said you had a lot of feelings.
Did you get it?
Don't say it!
I know you feel good, but...
Don't say it!
I know you feel good, but...
Don't say it!
He also has a lot of worries.
When I was a guest of "Hinadan",
if the studio gets excited with other comedians' laughter,
it's successful there, so I withdraw it.
Before, I used to laugh more aggressively,
but recently, I feel less aggressive and don't feel like I don't have to go.
Mr. Zakiyama and Mr. Fujimon can't get rid of it at all.
Is it just weird for them?
Or is it better for me to work harder?
These are my worries.
Oh, you're right about this.
I remembered it.
You remembered it?
These are my worries about "Hinadan".
How did my partner, Nishimura, answer it?
Yes.
We don't remember it.
It's a while ago.
You didn't answer it last time, did you?
No, I didn't.
Did you answer it yourself?
Mr. Atsushi will read it for you.
I'll read it.
I'm sorry, but I don't know how to read it.
It's not my fault.
It's his fault.
Mr. Atsushi, are you okay?
It's like it's my fault.
Don't write it for nothing!
It's like I'm not good at it.
I'll read it now.
Mr. Zakiyama and Mr. Fujimon are just weird.
I can't aim for those two, but I think it's better to be aggressive now.
By the way, "Hinadan" is still aggressive.
I don't think you can go as far as Mr. Zakiyama and Mr. Fujimon, but aim for "Hinadan" level.
I'm worried about "Hinadan", but as a result, the answer is "Hinadan".
"Hinadan" is a miracle!
It's a miracle!
It's amazing!
So you're okay with it, right?
That's right.
I don't think "Hinadan" is aggressive.
You don't have to worry about it.
When we first appeared on "King of Contents", I think we were more aggressive.
It's been about nine years now, and I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing, but I think we've calmed down a little bit.
At first you said it with enthusiasm, but now you say it with experience and calmness.
Are you okay with it?
If you fight like this...
I'm okay with it.
When you want to express your feelings, you have to write a letter.
The letter system is...
Is it hard to say?
Letters are good.
It's hard to say.
You can say it in words.
Letters are no good.
It's hard to say and it's not very interesting.
Right?
That's right!
Who are you writing letters to?
Can you say it to me?
Why do you want to write letters?
Can you say it to me?
You said it wasn't interesting.
Why do you want to write letters?
It's a matter of your feelings whether you write letters or not.
That's right!
Then I can't help it.
I don't know.
I'm told to aim for a low level.
I don't know.
How is it?
Maybe you didn't feel like it at all.
No, it's good.
Can you deliver it?
Thank you in advance.
Did you write it?
Yes.
It calmed me down a little, but if you like it, I'll accept it.
You know it, don't you?
What is this?
That's why you said you didn't like it!
No, no, no!
That's why you said you didn't like it!
I didn't like it at all!
Writing it is...
It's important.
Why?
Write it again.
Again?
Why do you write it again?
Stop it!
This letter system is broken!
Why don't you write it again?
What?
Why don't you write it again?
That's amazing!
It's a matter of course.
Leave it alone.
Next is Hanako.
Okabe.
What's going on?
Did you just wake up?
I haven't slept since the show started.
Last time, Hanako asked Okabe for advice on how to balance work and TV.
I want you to teach me how to balance work and TV.
Kekuta will answer it for me.
If you get a lot of work from TV, you should prioritize TV.
If you have a lot of work from TV, you don't have time to think about work.
I think you should forget about work for once.
If you're on TV, it doesn't mean you don't have time to sleep.
Yes.
It's not that extreme.
Let's listen to it until the end.
Let's forget about it and go to sleep.
Go to sleep?
Close your eyes and sleep for once.
Let's try it.
Put your arms together and sleep.
They tried to sleep during the recording.
I don't like it because you're sleeping with lies.
It's really funny.
What if you lie down?
I can't lie down.
Do it one more time.
I can't lie down here.
When it's your turn...
I'll wake you up.
I can't. I don't know what you're talking about.
I can't sleep.
Here is the problem.
We have a lot of work right after the break, but one day we will be able to calm down.
What should we do to survive?
That's what I thought.
You're serious.
There are many people who call me "the seventh generation".
I feel a little more...
You can feel it?
Yes, I can feel it.
It's okay.
Mr. Kita is answering you carefully.
There is anxiety, but life only goes as it goes.
Speaking of which, it is better to write a story.
Hanako's story is really amazing.
Akiyama and Okabe are thinking of a story, but it's really bad.
I'm not in a place where I can come up with a story, so I won't talk about it in detail.
Especially, Akiyama's story is amazing.
I'm going crazy.
I wonder where the story will come from.
So, in order to survive, it's better to write a story.
That's a good idea.
It's exactly like what Hanako said.
Is it okay like this?
It's okay like this, right?
Yes, it's okay like this.
But I'm a little busy now, so it's better to calm down.
Do you two also do jobs you shouldn't do?
We do.
No, we don't.
We don't do anything.
I'm grateful for everything you say.
You're talking a little too much today.
That's right.
I'm not talking.
You're trying too hard.
I'm not talking.
Viewers don't want to laugh like that.
They want to laugh.
There are jobs, companies, and schools.
But we're tired.
We don't go home and watch comedy.
You don't watch it!
We laugh and try to heal ourselves.
You don't have to say ordinary things on TV.
That's right.
If you say ordinary things and sleep instead of talking, you'll lose your job.
You can't say that now, right? You can't say it back, right?
I can't say it back.
You can't say it back.
I can't say it back?
You can't say it back.
It's a little too funny.
That's right. It's a little too funny for people.
I can't say anything funny.
It's better to be boring like Kiguda's wife.
Wait a minute.
Please don't talk about my wife.
You can't say that?
What are you talking about?
You can't say that?
You said my wife is very boring, but please don't say that.
Please don't say that!
Okay.
I'll be very hurt.
Please don't say that!
So, Kikuta, you don't make up stories?
No, we don't.
You don't, right?
Are you free?
Even if we make up stories at an early stage, we feel like it's a waste of time, so we let it flow.
When you two are making up stories, what does Kikuta do?
People ask me this a lot.
I don't know when you two come up with ideas.
So I don't know what I do at that time.
You can't say it.
That's right.
We come up with ideas during our days off.
I see. So you three work together during your days off.
That's right.
We work together during our days off.
That's right.
We work together.
We just do our normal things.
So you don't have any language skills?
I don't have any language skills.
You have to raise a child.
I'm telling you not to raise a child.
That's not what you said yesterday.
That's the worst thing you can say now.
That's normal.
It's normal for a parent to raise a child.
Is it okay for me to raise a child during my days off?
Of course it's okay for you.
Then I'll do it.
You're doing your best while doing it.
You should let women do it.
You shouldn't say that.
Why don't you help raising a child?
Are you writing a story?
Isn't it natural for a parent to raise a child?
Is that your idea?
That's his child.
Next,
Pecopa Choinji's problem.
I'm on TV as the seventh generation.
But when someone says we're all the same when we sink,
I'm worried about whether we'll be okay together.
I'm worried about how we can survive
in an industry with intense switching.
I remembered this problem.
Xiu Pei is answering.
Xiu Pei's answer.
I'll do my best for everything.
I'll do it with all my feelings.
I'll do it with all my feelings when I first appeared on a program.
I'm sure the staff will see me like that.
That's my attitude and soul.
Now I have a chance to show you what I can do.
Even if I'm no longer in the seventh generation,
I should show you now.
I'll do a gag.
I'll do it from a distance and get thrown.
I'll blow a fan and smoke a cigarette right away.
I hope I can specialize in something.
Now I have a chance.
Style, awareness, thinking.
It's not just that you're bad at it.
It's refreshing. It's refreshing. It's hard to read this sentence.
I don't know what you're saying at the end.
No, you wrote it!
You wrote it yourself.
Imaikko
Sutaerukizuku
Kangaekko
I see, I see.
"Imaikko" is the first thing you don't know?
"Imaichido" and "nouikko" are what you got, right?
I think so.
The thing I don't know is...
"Talk" and "yari wo nage"
It's a really hard sentence to read.
"Talk" and "yari" are...
I used my own interpretation of "yari" to say something that stings you.
I made a new word for "yari".
"Yari" is like...
"Talk" is like "tuki sasaru you na"
"Motsu" is like "motsu"
"Oogui" is like "oogui"
"Sugu tabako suu" is like "sugu tabako suu"
What is "sugu tabako suu"?
It's like...
Why is he smoking now?
I don't think so now.
What is the specific situation like?
What is the situation like?
Like now?
Do you smoke at a time like this?
No, like when we're shooting.
Like when we're shooting.
Why is he smoking now?
It's like "sugu tabako suu" character, right?
Does that make you laugh?
Of course, of course.
Why don't you try "sugu tabako suu" character?
Oh, really?
Does that make you laugh?
I don't think so now.
But there are times like that.
Like when you forget where you started.
Like when you look at me from above.
I'm stubborn, so people make fun of me.
I'm frustrated about it.
See? He's talking.
Oh my gosh, it's not that late!
I'm working!
Yes!
What is this?
This is like hell!
Oh my gosh, it's not that late!
You said "hell" but it wasn't that late, was it?
I wonder...
Oh my gosh, Atsushi-san, I'm working now!
You should quit!
What is this?
It's important to keep doing it.
Is it important to keep doing it?
Oh my gosh, Gotoge-san, I'm working now!
You should find another job!
It's your time!
We don't have it!
We don't have a single penny!
We don't have it!
Hamaye-san, what should we do?
Help me! Help me!
Hamaye-san, help me!
What if someone was smoking?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Yama-chan!
You can smoke in the studio while you're working!
What are you doing?
I can't ride it anymore!
This is social!
I can't ride it anymore.
I can't ride it anymore!
Shunpei, don't do that!
I know you can't see it, but I really like Hamayu's face when he gets close.
He gets close while thinking "what should I do?"
Next, Janpoke Saito-san.
Saito-san's worries.
When we are born with one good character, we get obsessed with it and slack off in making new characters.
We want something and we don't work hard for it, but we don't have the power to create from scratch.
What can we do to create?
There is a story about you being born in a cafe called "Stretchers".
From there, you start thinking about new things, but it doesn't work out.
I'm afraid that good things won't be born out of impatience.
Don't worry. Otake-san will give you the answer.
Thank you.
Otake-san's answer.
Even if you are born with only one good character, it's amazing! Don't think you can have many good characters!
In the first place, that character hasn't spread that much.
Everyone knows about Ain.
It hasn't spread that much, right?
It's important to think about new things, but it's also important to be obsessed with one good character.
Me too!
I want to do "otake saikoccho" without giving up.
In order to make it evolve once, I've bought a small tool that makes two butterflies fly from my back when I say "otake saikoccho".
What's that?
Don't tell your junior!
You don't even have a junior to consult with you!
What's that? A butterfly from your back?
What's that small tool?
You always say "otake saikoccho", don't you?
I can't accept it here, so I thought I could accept it if I surprised you here.
When I say "saikoccho", I bought a tool that makes two butterflies fly from my back.
What's that?
I've never seen it before.
You two haven't seen it before?
I've never seen anything fly out of "saikoccho" before.
When did you buy it?
About three years ago.
Three years ago!?
I bought it with a magic tool.
When it actually arrived, it was a piece of paper and when I touched it for the first time, all the butterflies flew away.
And I couldn't use it anymore and I thought I made a mistake.
You give up so fast.
You should try it.
When I did "saikocchou", it was impossible to release the butterfly.
So I drew a picture of a butterfly here.
You did it.
I drew a picture of a butterfly here.
I did it, but I didn't touch it at all.
No, no.
If you don't know the story of the butterfly and you can't release it, and you see a picture of a butterfly, you don't know anything.
Even if you don't say it, it's not like you're sending a dying message to your partner.
Dying message?
Are you trying to die?
Are you trying to die as a message?
Are you trying to die?
No, no, it's better not to do a gag that you're ready to die in the first place.
But a gag is like that.
You don't know when it will happen.
"saitocchou" is fine.
If you say "saitocchou", people will think you're funny.
But you don't know "saitocchou" yet.
If you say "inakamachi", people will ask you what you're doing.
"inakano" is more funny.
"toukyou" is like that, but "inakano" is funny.
"toukyou" is like that?
"inakano" is funny, really.
It's that feeling, but it's not everything.
Which one is stronger?
What is it?
"sai" and "saitocchou".
It's "sai" everywhere.
"saitocchou" is "saitocchou".
I haven't done it yet.
Which one is it?
Can I say it?
It's different, right?
Which one is stronger?
It's definitely "saitocchou".
saitocchou
"saitocchou" wins!
It's a little different.
"saitocchou" wins!
Is it the same as usual?
It's not different at all.
It's like you don't need "chouchou".
Which one is stronger? "saitocchou" or "saitocchou"?
saitocchou
Are you done?
So high kick, high kick and back jump, which one is stronger?
Are you done? Back jump?
Which one is stronger?
We can't lose. We can't lose.
We definitely can't lose.
It's like rock-paper-scissors. What are you doing?
When will you do it?
I will do it for sure.
Which one is stronger?
Distance only! Distance only!
Which one is stronger?
Then, let's start!
Otake-san, let's go!
He's strong!
He's weak!
Otake-san!
He's not flying anymore!
He's weak!
It's not a match anymore!
Otake-san is strong!
Saikon-cho is strong!
You look like coach Kara!
Saikon-cho is strong!
I feel confident!
Today is totally Otake's match!
My time is fast!
Kamai-tachi Yamauchi.
Yamauchi's problem.
Recently, I can get a job that I haven't been assigned.
I don't have that feeling yet, but I'm worried about when I can think I'm popular.
So, I consulted with my senior.
That's right!
This is interesting!
Kamai-tachi Yamauchi.
Ugly question.
I don't think I'm popular yet.
I don't think there is anyone who is active and popular now.
Is it okay for me to think I'm popular?
No way!
Matsumoto-san is still releasing a lot of new content.
As soon as I saw it and asked this question,
I thought, "This entertainer is dangerous."
The seventh generation's idea.
Please think you are popular and don't worry about it.
It's hard!
It's really hard!
The seventh generation's idea is also hard.
What does "the seventh generation's idea" mean?
Let me ask you.
What does "the seventh generation's idea" mean?
Don't overdo it.
The seventh generation is an entertainer with a different idea from us.
It's not good or bad.
That's right.
It doesn't mean that people of the seventh generation think they are popular.
That's right.
It means that people of the seventh generation are relieved.
(Laughing)
No, no, no.
We are very weak when we are shot.
No, no, it's not like that.
No, no.
It's like, if you ask me a genuine question, I don't have to answer it that much.
It's like I'm trying to make a new conversation.
I feel sorry for you.
You talk too much.
I feel sorry for you.
Did we say something terrible?
No, you said something terrible sometimes.
You say it to everyone.
What are you talking about?
Look at his face.
It's like a global idea.
Stop it, please.
Why do you say that?
Why do you read it?
You're talking about yourself.
At this point in time, this entertainer is terrible.
The seventh generation idea.
Please, don't worry about it because you think it's sold well.
Say it properly.
You're the one who's worried about it.
Stop that face.
What's with that face?
Don't worry about it.
What kind of reaction is that?
I don't know what you're talking about.
What are you talking about?
Is it about money?
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
It's like we're doing something wrong.
Why do you think we're doing something wrong?
There are people in the neighborhood watching you.
I'm sorry about this.
Stop it, please.
That's enough.
Let's stop it.
Why did you call me and make me so angry?
Next.
Hanako.
Akiyama's worry.
She can't go out with senior entertainers much.
She's going for a skit now,
so she might talk with this senior entertainer for a couple of hours.
She doesn't want to go with senior entertainers.
If you want me to talk about skits,
I'd go right away.
But did you ask me about it?
I'm the opposite.
I can't go if you think I'm going to talk about comedy.
Comedy doesn't have a goal,
so I don't like it.
I don't even want to do it for a minute.
I don't get along with this person.
A junior entertainer who wanted to talk about comedy
wanted to come to my drinking party before,
but refused it.
If you ask this person,
That's it.
That's right.
You don't have to do it anymore.
You don't have to do it as it is.
Comedy is about fantasy without reality.
It's not about fantasy.
It's not like that.
Conte is fantasy.
There is reality.
There is no reality.
It's not fantasy.
There are people who have techniques, skills and experience.
They make comedy.
There is reality.
There are skills and reality.
Do you have comedy or not now?
There is a logic of comedy.
It depends on people.
There is no logic of comedy.
Comedy doesn't exist.
It's not a comedy show. It's a debate show.
The more comedy you do, the bigger comedy you'll get.
That doesn't mean we'll get rid of comedy.
That's comedy!
That doesn't mean we'll get rid of comedy.
You won "King of Conte", didn't you?
You won that show for comedy, didn't you?
Is there such a thing as "King of Conte"?
There is such a thing as "King of Conte".
There is?
You're making a mistake because you don't know how to debate.
If there is "King of Conte", there should be comedy.
You don't know how to debate.
There is no comedy!
Ario-san didn't look like he didn't know how to debate.
He did know how to debate.
That's nice.
Next up is "Kotouge".
Here we go again.
Your partner shows off his hobbies on TV and helps you with your work.
Recently, you and your manager are strangely talking about money.
You're talking about how much you're getting paid.
If people pay attention to you, you'll run out of money.
Are you okay?
I want you to be careful.
You're worried, aren't you?
That's true.
I'm sure you've heard about it.
Recently, we've been talking about how much we're getting paid.
We're talking about how much we're getting paid.
I see.
I'm really worried about that.
Your partner, Nishimura-san, is answering you.
If you get caught in money, you're dead.
That's it!
You're dead!
That's it!
You're dead!
You admit it yourself!
You're dead!
You're not caught in money!
I understand what you're saying, but why Nishimura-san?
You're dead!
Why are you standing up?
Don't stand up!
If you're dead, don't stand up!
There's more!
What is it?
If you get caught in money, you're dead.
If you talk about money, you're dead.
You can't work. This way of meeting is a little bad. Work is not money, it's worth it!
It's worth it!
It's money!
Is it worth it?
I'm talking about you!
If you get caught in money, you're dead!
You're dead!
What is it?
It's over!
Why do you swallow it?
It's over!
Don't say that to me!
It's over!
Is it over?
It's over!
Everything is over!
You worked hard at the camp.
If you get caught in money, you're dead!
It's over!
If you say it's over, you're dead!
You're dead, too!
It's not about you!
I don't touch you at the camp!
I don't have any friends!
But you feel like you can work!
I do!
Then you're dead!
What are you talking about?
What is over with you?
If you feel like you can work, you're dead!
What is over with you?
If you feel like you can work, you're dead!
You're dead!
If you feel like you can work, you're dead!
It's over!
It's not about you!
So, again...
One more?
There is!
Every time!
This week's up and walk is...
I love Dagashi
Dagashi appears one after another!
There is food in Dagashi!
This, this!
This week's up and walk is...
I love Dagashi
This week's up and walk is...
I love Dagashi
Everytime, but I don't consult with him.
You do consult with him everytime!
Somehow, I do consult with him.
What's my first message?
I'll say it.
Recently, I don't have enough time.
I want one more person.
But...
And Ryo-san's answer is...
It's fine if you're busy, but even if there's another me, just by increasing the amount of work you can do,
you'll have the same thoughts and the same point of view, so I don't think anything new will be born.
Please correct your arrogant thoughts of wanting another you.
It's the first time I've heard something like that!
And the second one is...
For about ten years, you've been wearing the same underwear as underwear you used to wear, but now you don't have your own underwear anymore.
You can't help it!
Ryo-san, please answer!
What did you answer?
It's a shame that the shape of what you like has changed.
It's fine if you're obsessed with it, but you probably haven't worn most of the underwear in the world yet.
So, I don't know how long it will take, but we'll definitely meet one day!
That's why I'm worried about you.
Strangely enough, you fall for it!
This time too, we'll have our stylist worry about us!
Recently, I've been worried about my health and have been looking for salad restaurants.
What should I do?
Did I answer that?
It's not a bad thing!
What should I do?
Ryo-san, did you answer that?
I'm worried about my juniors!
I answered it!
Ryo-san, it's good to worry about your health, but are there really that many salad restaurants?
If you can't help but worry about it, please look for it!
If you like it, you should be good at it!
I'm sure you'll gain a lot of knowledge about salad restaurants!
If you work hard and become famous, I think it might be a weapon for you!
However, in order for your main business not to decline, please keep your balance!
He's answering it very well!
He's like a doctor!
I say it every time, but I can't think of anything!
Why can't you think of anything?
I can't lose my balance of work just because of salad!
Please prepare for it!
How should I deal with my juniors?
I have a terrible memory.
Knowledge is a big vote project.
Entertainer Treatment Explanation.
This is also dangerous.
The manager covers up the troublesome side of the young people.
Anyway...
What kind of management is that?
Furthermore...
Is there anything you want to propose?
Oh, come on!
Is there any direct response?
That's right, you're giving me useless management.
Before that...
Let's use the previous Entertainment Treatment Explanation to get revenge.
Yoshimoto is not a forced labor.
"Entertainment" is perfect, isn't it?
Furthermore...
It's been too long, but there's a big riot.
I don't know.
The organization is chasing me.
Organization? What organization?
A big organization.