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Blood and hearts...
Today, without knowing anything, we came to the studio after listening to the recording of "LONDON HEARTS".
Why do you come in without telling us?
Because you called us.
I can't believe it.
Not "today", but you always don't tell us anything.
As a professional, I don't know what to do.
You don't know and you come in.
Today's plan is this!
"Actually, my partner answered me." Comedian's trouble consultation!
What?
I've been waiting for you!
"Actually, my partner answered me." Comedian's trouble consultation!
Recently, in the planning of the show, don't you get on and answer each consultation?
Yes, we did.
It's the consultation side.
It's that side.
We did it.
You consulted with your seniors, right?
Yes, we did.
You consulted with your seniors in the east.
Yes, we did.
It's that.
In my case, it was Ms. Imada.
Ms. Imada.
Me, Ms. Shitara.
Ms. Shitara.
Ms. Junior.
Ms. Mimura.
Mr. Foot's dad.
It's all a lie!
I was looking forward to it.
"Actually, my partner answered me." Comedian's trouble consultation!
These people got on the consultation without knowing whose consultation it was.
That trouble was actually the partner's trouble.
Oh, my!
What's that?
That's cruel!
Oh, my!
You sounded like a 7th generation king.
I was a junior.
Junior?
You got on the consultation thinking you were a junior, right?
So, you consulted with your partner and your partner answered you, right?
Of course!
I can't say it all the time.
Well...
But you can't say it, right?
It's a good opportunity, isn't it?
By the way, I'm going to tell you about the second one.
What?
We recorded this before the first one was broadcasted.
What?
You know it?
We didn't say it, either.
As the problem was being solved...
I felt like I was going back to the convenience store.
That's right.
Since then, we, London Boots, have had more conversations, right?
Because I answered you, too.
That's right.
It's a good project.
Now, both of you have the same color of hair.
I haven't changed at all.
I haven't changed, either.
You have the same color of hair.
No, it's like this.
Well, first of all, let's talk about your problems at home.
At home...
I thought it was the difference between east and west.
50yea! 50yea! is on DVD!
It will be released on February 24th!
For more information, please go to the show's homepage!
Actually, my partner answered me.
"Entertainer's Problem Consultation" Start!
First of all, Yamauchi's problem!
I thought it was Chigashino-san.
When you appear in a show where you can't fool around,
how should you behave?
Since you're being called in the position of an entertainer, you feel like you have to do something,
you think you'll be cut out even if you fool around,
but you still think you should fool around, right?
It's a serious consultation!
Are you in trouble?
It's okay, don't worry!
Hamaie-san...
It's not Hamaie!
You can count on me!
It's not Hamaie!
Hamaie-san answered me!
I wanted you to answer Chigashino-san!
It's because you're my partner that I know!
Hamaie-san's answer...
First of all, I think there's no show where you can't fool around.
If you're going to fool around, you should fool around no matter what!
If you say something like that, you'll definitely fool around where you shouldn't.
Before you decide whether you should fool around or not, fool around!
That's all!
That's amazing!
I'm so excited!
I'm so happy!
I'm so surprised!
He's so excited!
Don't think! Fool around!
Isn't that good advice?
You're saying really good things!
You know...
You've said it a lot!
What is it?
You think you're the 7th generation, don't you?
That's right!
Zakiyama-san is fooling around wherever he sees you,
so instead of choosing whether you should fool around or not,
you should fool around for now!
No, no, that's not true!
Hamaie-kun, it's not like that!
No, it's like this!
It's like this!
Is it okay for you to do this much?
Is it okay for you to do this much fooling around?
Don't think! Fool around!
That's his favorite saying.
Once, in an animal show,
when I came out of the comfy house of a dog and came out of the house of a dog,
I got asked if it was tiring and I was like...
I said "it was like this!"
And the person in front of me, Yakumaru-san,
Huh? What's up?
I've been told that before.
At that time, Hamaie didn't say anything but just said "hehehe" and threw me away.
He threw you away!
He threw me away like I was nothing!
No, no, no. Listen to me.
Isn't that stupid?
You did something stupid.
It's not stupid.
It is stupid!
You shouldn't say anything either!
Don't think! Say something!
What stupid thing are you trying to say?
No, it was stupid because it was a metaphor.
It wasn't stupid.
I see.
A metaphor is what I want you to say.
It's dangerous if you say it, isn't it?
It's dangerous.
That's the scariest thing.
Scary.
By the way, it's not just for you, Hamaie.
The members over there are answering all of your problems.
I see.
That's great.
This time, I'd like to give the answer of Otake-san to Yamauchi-san.
Otake?
Yamauchi's three-year junior, Otake-san's answer is...
I'm an entertainer, so I don't think about whether I should be funny or not.
It's funny, isn't it?
It's the same.
It's funny and you're alive.
If you realize it's not a switch and you're funny, you're an entertainer.
So, your idea is funny.
You should be funny.
It's the worst.
If you're funny and you're scolded, it's good.
If it's inconvenient for you, the show is over.
If you're not funny, you're guilty.
Five years in prison.
What are you doing?
Did I say that?
Five years in prison?
Did I say that?
Five years in prison?
Did I say that?
It's quite heavy.
Are you going to say you're guilty at the end?
Yes.
Is it the worst feeling of laughter?
It's heavy.
Who is judging you?
It's heavy.
Who is judging you?
Is it really the same as Hamaie-san?
I think it's the same.
I don't like it.
It's the same.
It's the same as you said.
No, no, no.
It's the same.
Hamaie is the best.
It's funny.
I don't like "otake" or "syupei"
Why?
Because you're like that.
Next, "pekoppa"
It's not "shouinji".
It's "syupei", right?
It's "syupei".
Return the clock.
It's too early to return it.
Nothing has happened yet.
Nothing has started yet.
You can't return it now.
Return it after something happens.
I have a character.
I'm required for that character now, but one day it will be given up.
I want to gradually change my model, but is it okay to keep doing it like this?
If you are going to change it, how should you change it?
You are serious.
It's really serious.
Who did you consult with?
I consulted with Mr. Mifura.
I was going to consult with Mr. Mifura.
That's a problem.
It's not a game.
You don't know that.
It's okay.
Shupei is answering.
Being asked for a character is the best thing.
Finding it is amazing.
If you make a mistake and look in pain when you change it,
that character is better.
If you can't be asked for it, it's not the end.
For example, Yutti.
Even now, if you see that figure,
you will say, "Everyone is young."
Characters are evolving.
I want you to learn from Yutti.
Yutti?
Why Yutti?
I've been getting along with Yutti.
I've decided to consult with Yutti.
You made a mistake.
Yutti's character hasn't changed even now.
I want you to learn from him.
I can say everything,
but only Yutti runs away.
That's right.
I heard that Yutti has zero sales.
That's not true.
That's right.
He has zero customers.
What did you do for him?
I waited for him to run out of time.
You don't care about little things, do you?
I don't care about little things.
You know what?
If Yutti is not on TV,
he is doing something new.
Is that so?
He is shaking.
I'm trying.
He is shaking.
I don't think he is the person I'm aiming for.
That's why I don't know.
Can you stop talking about Yutti?
Why?
What?
Can you stop talking about Yutti?
Why?
It's been a while,
but I want to talk about Yutti.
I don't like it.
Why do you talk like a viewer?
Next, "Jungle Pocket", "Ohta's worries".
I don't have a "weapon" for myself.
If there's a gag, I'll accept it.
Even if it's not like that, I'll do it.
Seniors spread it out and somehow it gets excited.
I can grab one.
I don't have that.
First of all, I don't have a reason for my seniors to shake me.
What kind of style should I go with?
You want something, don't you?
No, no, that's what you said.
No, it's okay.
The laughing judge...
This is Mr. Ohtake's answer.
Not having a "weapon" is also a "weapon".
You didn't realize that, did you?
Laughing is...
Because it's space, there's no answer.
This person doesn't see himself.
It's true that in the beginning, people with strong characters tend to look at you and think like that.
But! There's always a chance to turn around.
This person is surely a youngster in his second or third year.
If his career spans more than ten years, he's pretty... nothing.
Laughing
That's exactly right!
In other words...
Wait, wait, wait...
It's not a transcendence or anything like that! He's nothing!
At least give me a transcendence!
Seniors also go to Saito in the beginning, but they come to me on the way.
There was something like playing around with places where there were no characters.
Seniors like that kind of thing, don't you?
So you're supposed to be playing around with me, but...
Why can't you play around with me?
Laughing
What is it?
You can't play around with me.
What is it?
What is he saying?
He said something!
No, it's the other way around!
What is it?
What is he saying?
He said something rough!
What is he saying?
Say it properly!
I'll kill you!
Laughing
That's too much!
That's enough!
Stop it!
It's really transcendent!
Recently, "jungle pocket" has been fighting for second place!
Laughing
You're first!
Other than that, I'm first!
It's terrible!
Laughing
It's terrible!
The king is relaxed!
Recently, "otake" has been playing around with you with the material of "ariyoshi no kabe"
It's rare to have a senior who plays around with you!
No, it's really interesting!
The one where you jump on your back!
What?
There's one where you jump on your back!
Last time, he demonstrated it in a sports test!
Ohta's specialty!
Let's go!
Laughing
It's flying and is flying and is flying. requesting.
But it doesn't look like wearing clothes.
Because there is a clothes but it's flying.
Ah, it's flying. It's flying
Take it off, take it off.
But it's very flying.
You can't tell if it's a fake or real one.
Show us!
It's red! It's red!
- Are you okay? - Stop it!
- I don't want you to get hurt! - No, it doesn't hurt at all!
- Really? - I don't feel anything.
- Here I go. - Okay.
It's floating! It's floating!
- It's good! - It's good!
It's floating!
It's flying! This is flying!
- Isn't it painful? - Are you okay?
- Back jump! - It's only your back!
- What's wrong with you? - Are you okay?
- It's good! - Are you okay?
We're doing a show called "Special Skills".
We have no choice but to tweak it!
- That's not how you do it! - That's not how you do it!
How often do you bring something like this?
It floats about once in three times, right?
- No, it doesn't float all the time! - No, it doesn't float all the time!
- No, it floats all of it! - No, it doesn't float all of it!
- It floats about once in three times! - Look at me! Look at me!
- It's a special skill called "back jump"! - That's right, but sometimes it doesn't float all the time!
- It doesn't float all the time! - It does!
- It floats every time! - It's a special skill called "back jump" every time!
- Show me! - Please show me!
Here I go!
- It's three times! - Three times is bad!
That's right! Sometimes you don't float at all!
No, it doesn't float!
Look, it's floating! It's floating!
- I told you it doesn't float! - You just flipped onto his back!
- Everything floats! - Everything floats!
- It doesn't float all the time!
- Doesn't it float regularly? - Of course!
- Sometimes you don't float at all! - Of course!
- It floated all of you! - There's no back jump?
You say "back jump", but it floats all of you!
When you stretch out your arms and legs, you can do it.
When you raise your hands up, you can do it.
You can do it.
I made a loud noise once.
I screamed.
You shouldn't do it in such a place.
Today is a big day.
It's a big day.
You have to do your best.
It's a big day.
You have to do your best.
This is the worst result I've ever seen.
You just flew.
I don't have to repeat it three times.
I just flew.
You shouldn't do it in such a place.
You can't catch up with me.
It's a big day.
Next is "Plus Minus Iwahashi".
"Iwahashi's worries".
He went to Tokyo and became a plus or minus in eight years.
"Iwahashi's worries".
I'm grateful to be able to appear in a theater,
but I wanted to appear in a national broadcast on TV,
so I want to hold back my appearance in a theater and focus on TV.
It's a little hard to move to a theater in a far away place.
However, even though we don't know how long we can appear in a TV show with a strong downpour,
we can appear in a theater in a stable manner.
How should this law be enforced?
"Iwahashi's worries".
It must be unpleasant for Yoshimoto's employees.
Yoshimoto used to live in a theater.
He is a theater director.
"Kanimitsu's answers".
What do you mean it's hard?
Everyone is working hard.
It's hard to move around.
I'm just sitting down.
What's so hard about it?
This year, the theater was closed due to COVID-19 and we couldn't go out all at once,
but it's coming back now,
and we have more and more customers, which makes me realize how important it is.
I don't think this person is really grateful for the theater.
Isn't it Nadal?
I thought you were Nadal.
I thought Nadal had these worries.
No, he was my partner.
How do you feel about that?
I was surprised.
I didn't think you cared about the theater this much.
You're my partner, right?
Wait a minute. I have something to say.
I think it's really important,
and I'm grateful that it's one of the basics,
but I'm here in Tokyo,
so I dream of appearing in a TV show.
Where is it far away?
Numazu.
Numazu is a little far away.
Numazu is...
I'm really grateful for you.
So I want to go out again,
but when I went to Numazu for the first time in a while,
it was by bullet train for about an hour and a half.
At that time, we had about six people in our crowd,
and I'm grateful for the way back,
but I don't know if I can cry for a moment.
No, no, it's a mistake, it's a mistake.
I'm saying I don't know if I can cry for a moment.
No, but people who have held back or people like Dian,
have never seen it in Numazu, right?
No, no, no, not at all.
No, you've never seen it?
You've never had a chance to come together in Numazu?
Are you saying it?
I haven't said it much now, but I used to say it a lot.
You changed shifts, didn't you?
I didn't say anything.
I'm sure you're secretly telling your manager, "Hey, Numazu."
I didn't say anything.
You're mean to Numazu.
Is Omiya okay? Omiya isn't far, is it?
Omiya is a little far.
It's about 30 minutes away.
What about Makuhari?
Makuhari?
Makuhari is far away.
It's all far away.
Numazu, Makuhari, Omiya are all far away.
It's so much fun to say it.
I'm getting excited.
On the way...
What do you think?
I don't know if I can make it.
It's far away, but...
You don't like Omiya, Numazu, and Makuhari, do you?
I don't like it!
I'd like you to let me stay.
Of course, I'd love to.
Thank you very much.
What if I said I'd let you stay?
Numazu, Omiya, and Makuhari...
What if I said I'd let you stay?
Numazu.
You're worrying me.
Are you all right?
You're worrying me.
It's better for all of us to go on a tour together.
Last time, Shibuya was a pain in the ass from Shinjuku.
Young people don't say that much.
I'm being licked!
Let's move on.
Dian and Yusuke's worries.
I'd like you to tell me about the role of a duo.
Basically, it's up to your partner to say what you want to say, but depending on the site, you can say it.
As a duo, should we fix it because it's not decided yet?
You're serious.
You know it well.
It's a worry about Dian.
I asked a junior.
It's okay.
He said it himself.
No, no.
He's almost like a junior.
When I saw him with my own eyes, he looked like a junior.
He looked like he was really scared.
Tsuda's answer.
It's okay if you like it or not.
It's up to Downtown.
Depending on the work content, sometimes and sometimes, whether you can make that decision properly or not.
For example, in our quiz show, it's strange for Yuzuki to do Shikiri.
It doesn't matter whether you fix it or not.
It's better to be flexible, but don't make that decision wrong.
This person can see the essence of Shikiri.
You're serious.
You can see it, right?
You can't see it, right?
Who said it?
You can see it, right?
Tsuda can see the essence of Shikiri.
No, you can't see it.
Are you a Shikiri sage?
No, I'm not.
I'm not a Shikiri sage.
It depends on the work and the situation.
I thought it would be better to fix it.
No one answered me.
You can't see the essence of Shikiri, but you're worried about it, right?
It's too early.
I think it's decided by Downtown.
No, it's not like that.
No one but Downtown has decided it.
It's not decided.
Times and situations change.
That's right.
No, it's not decided.
Right?
It's decided.
It's just Downtown.
It's messed up.
I don't know it at all.
Don't tell people you don't know the essence of it.
It's him who doesn't know the essence of it.
He's just talking.
He's just praising himself.
He's just talking.
I didn't know my partner had such worries.
It was strange.
It's not strange.
Shouldn't we increase the conversation between couples?
Because it's not transmitted.
You don't say it at school, do you?
I don't say it at school.
Everyone says "hamae" and "yamauchi"
And "yamauchi" is "hamae", right?
I say "nishizawa" and "yusuke"
And "nishizawa" only calls me "aikata".
I'm always caught up in it.
Does anyone say "aikata" to you?
I'm not "aikata-san" before.
What does it mean?
You say it more!
Why do you call me "aikata" instead of "tsuda"?!
It's better for you to say "aikata atsuhiro" instead of "tsuda".
Why can't I say "aikata"?!
Why can't I say "aikata" instead of "tsuda"?!
It's better for you to say it.
"yusuke" means "reasoning".
It's better for you to say "aikata" instead of "tsuda".
You call me "aikata" instead of "tsuda".
We can call you "aikata" instead of "tsuda", right?
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You can
It's like a lesson
You said "you can" first
"You can" is weird
He's too conscious
That's right
He's too conscious
"You can" is good
Now
You can
Tsudache
It's like a reunion show
Tsudache
It's been a while
Tsudache
It's nostalgic
In a sense it's a reunion show
It's like you came back
Next is "Kamaitachi" by Yamauchi.
Again?
The second concern.
My partner wants to do live shows very often.
I'm fine with doing it once a year.
Since I'm the one who writes the story,
my partner doesn't know the difficulty of writing the story,
but what should I do?
The partner himself answers the partner's concerns.
I see.
Please don't do it.
Thank you very much!
Next episode of "TV Chidori" reproduces an unexpected episode of Dian Tsuda.
Ouch!
This book sells like crazy!
Sunday at 10 o'clock!
A partner wants to do a live show very often.
He writes the story himself.
The partner doesn't know how hard it is to write a story, but what should he do?
At this time, someone...
I think you are my junior.
Answer calmly.
Here is the answer.
It seems like my duo is claiming that it is me who writes the story of this person.
I don't like it.
Of course, I think you are grateful for writing the story for me,
but when it comes to doing a live show or writing a story,
you don't have much responsibility.
Write the story!
There is no partner who doesn't know how hard it is to write a story!
If you say that, your partner will be hurt.
You know that and you say you want to do a live show,
so I want you to go with me!
It seems like you already have your own feelings.
That's right.
Don't say that you don't know how hard it is to write a story because you are the partner.
You've been doing it for years and you don't know how hard it is.
You don't know how hard it is.
So what I want to ask you is that you take the story and say,
Oh, good, good, I see, I see, let's go with this,
and after you go back to the beach, you leave the story on the desk as it is.
That's not good, is it?
So I was wondering what I should do and I told my manager to keep it.
And the next time we meet, I look for my bag and say,
Sorry, I may have forgotten it at home,
but first of all, even if you take it home...
You don't have it.
You don't take it home and you don't even look at it at home.
You don't look at it and you feel like, "Huh?" when you write a story.
No, it's not like that. You're shaking your head, Hamai-kun.
You're shaking your head.
That's right.
This is terrible.
Do you think this show is good because it's not funny?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Do you think this show is good because it's not funny?
Did you say that to him?
That's harsh.
Oh, you were waiting for it to be funny.
It has to be funny.
You said it was funny.
It doesn't matter if it's not funny on a show that's not funny,
so make it funny on a show that's funny.
He's really angry.
Why are you doing this?
Please, please, don't do this to me!
He's really angry.
Please, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I want to kick you up.
Hamai-kun is really an adult.
Hamai-kun is an adult.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
He apologizes.
Hamai-kun is acting like he's fine.
He's such a down-to-earth adult.
I've never seen anyone like him.
There are a lot of people who don't apologize.
Why would you apologize for that?
You have high pride.
That's against you.
Let's continue.
Jumpoke Saito.
Number one.
Thank you.
Some of the staff said that they want to be acknowledged for writing the story.
They don't want to be acknowledged for writing the story.
They want to be acknowledged for writing the story.
This is complicated.
Saito is talking about his worries about jokes with a joker.
This is complicated.
This is amazing.
The story I just heard is not funny.
This is not funny.
Otake's answer to Saito's concern about the topic is...
I really think so, too!
You really think so, too?
There are topics that suit us.
If it's not a topic that suits us, we can't get into it.
If you want to write an ideal topic, you can write a pin-topic.
Ohta is like that, too.
Ohta is like that, too?
Write it in a world view that you admire Mr. Tokyo 03 and Mr. Bananaman.
It doesn't suit us.
There is not a single topic that suits us.
Instead of Mr. Tokyo 03, we should learn from Mr. Dachou Club.
Saito consulted Otake about Ota's concerns.
Otake used Ota's concerns and wrote an answer.
It's amazing.
I don't know about it.
It's amazing.
It's a long way to go, but wouldn't it be faster for the three of us to talk about it?
I'm sorry about that.
It's like Mr. Tokyo 03.
You're good at making this.
The setting is good.
It's complicated.
I think we can use it for "King of Gods" next year.
Stop it.
It's not like that.
I think so, too.
You thought about it, didn't you?
You got excited when you heard about it.
We thought about it, too.
We get comments like "Didn't Mr. Tokyo 03 do that?"
I think he's copying us.
Let's do it.
I don't know about it.
Otake!
Otake, it's not like that.
I've seen it too many times.
It's somewhere in my head.
I'm not good at making plots.
I'm not good at it.
Mr. Saito isn't good at it, either.
Are you kidding me?
I'm really good at making plots.
I came all the way here because of plots.
Are you kidding me?
Listen to me.
I'm good at making plots and I'm not good at it.
I bring plots that I'm not good at.
You're not suitable for Mr. Saito.
I'm not suitable for him.
Recently, we've been dancing "Stretchers".
I think it's the best plot for Mr. Saito.
I think it's the best plot for us.
I see.
I think it's the best plot for me.
It's like you're making a plot, isn't it?
Is that what you think?
We've separated it.
He wanted to go to the final in "King of Contest".
He started to complain about it in a private meeting.
He wanted to make a plot that would go to the final in "King of Contest".
He made a plot that would go to the final in "King of Contest".
He started to think about it.
I think we should make a plot that entertains us.
I think we should think about what we can accept and what we can't.
I think we should ask for opinions of "No. 1" and "No. 2".
It's impossible for "No. 3" to make a plot.
It's not like that.
Only "King of Contest" can make a plot.
You can't make a plot, can you?
I can't make a plot at all.
"King of Contest" can't make a plot, either.
It's impossible.
Why do you think "No. 3" is me?
It's not only a plot.
I think it's interesting.
"No. 3" can make a plot.
I think it's "King of Contest"'s character.
It's a weapon.
I want them to make use of it.
They found two weapons today.
Yes, it's "King of Contest"'s turn.
No one made a plot today.
Really?
Next, "+/- Iwahashi's worries".
Stop it.
My partner is good at impersonation.
But I always do the same impersonation without thinking of a new one.
In the theater, I'm accepted because it's a hit.
But when I suggest a new story to move forward,
it becomes dangerous.
What should I do?
I see.
My partner's worries.
Yes.
Kanemitsu's worries.
I'm consulting Kanemitsu.
What kind of answer is this?
It's a question.
Impersonation is not something you can do.
You need practice.
Just like a new comedy joke,
you should do what the audience expects you to do,
just like a new comedy joke,
"like "Croquette"'s Keiichi Mikawa."
Don't you want to see it?
It's important to keep doing the same story.
There's nothing wrong with it.
It's very simple.
That's right.
I think what you're saying is right.
But I'm looking forward to "it" plus "alpha."
You only have "naked guy," don't you?
That's right.
I've seen it a million times.
I'm updating the "naked guy" package more and more.
You're doing something new, aren't you?
I'm doing something new more and more.
I'm doing it.
Make it a new work.
It's hot in here.
I'm going to add strawberry to the milk!
I've seen you do it before.
No, I haven't.
Hey, calm down!
I've heard of it.
I've never heard of it.
It's not "nice".
It's "first Russian".
I'd like to see your impersonation of him.
Sure.
Can you do it?
"Hello" is too fast, but you can definitely hear it.
It's the fastest "hello" in Japan.
Ah, konnichiwa.
It's funny.
No, no!
You're too sweet!
I've been doing it since 2003!
No, you can't do it.
I'm the guy who sleeps in a king bed by himself!
I've seen you do it.
No, it's "first Russian"!
I've never done it anywhere!
I've never said scary things!
It's my first time doing it and I've seen scary things!
And it's my first time doing this!
But you've already completed it.
You're Kanemetsu's art.
But you're a genius.
I think you can find better ones, so I want you to challenge yourself.
You have searched for them, right?
Yes, I have.
Have you searched for them? You haven't even shown them to your partners.
For example, "Today's captain is Mr. Takahashi of Savanna."
Oh, Mr. Takahashi of Savanna.
I'm Geri!
No, no.
See? It's 65 points.
It's like "fwaaah!"
But you're still evolving.
That's right. There are people who have tried it.
Show me.
I'll show you.
I'm the one who drinks the most in the pirate ship!
I've never seen you do that.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it a lot.
I've never seen you do it.
I'm not living in space-time.
I'm living in space-time.
Next, we have a question from Shoinji.
"Even though you're a character who can't skate well,
there are times when you hate skating and can't fool around at all.
However, you can fool around a lot when you're eating.
I want you to do that even when you're recording.
If you're recording in a studio with a lot of spectators and cameras,
what should you do to restrain yourself?
That's right.
What's your concern?
There was a show where we ate in front of the TV.
We really didn't fool around at all.
There was a show where we ate in front of the TV like actors do.
I didn't fool around at all.
I died from that too.
I collapsed.
I want you to at least fool around.
I want you to do some action.
I want you to do it yourself.
Since you're human, you may look different depending on the day.
It's work.
Doesn't it depend on the weather?
If you're not so energetic, you may not fool around.
In that case,
in order for your brain to rotate,
you may drink grape juice.
You may have ramune to get rid of grape juice.
It's not good for you to blame others.
You should support and comfort each other.
Give him ramune and tell him it's okay to eat it.
Aren't you too kind?
What is this?
He's kind.
I know.
Isn't he too kind?
No, no.
What you're saying is wrong.
It's wrong, isn't it?
It's not wrong.
Do you have ramune?
No, I don't.
You don't, do you?
If you don't fool around, I won't give you ramune.
It's because you don't have enough brain rotation.
I really wanted to convey the deliciousness of eating.
When you were eating.
At that time, SHUNJI couldn't convey the taste properly.
So I thought I had to do it properly.
Instead of you...
I supported you.
You're great.
After all, SHOINJI is eating.
It looks bad.
I don't want him to eat and say anything.
SHOOPEI is better.
I said, "Thank you for the food."
But you said, "I'll eat it."
No, it's disgusting.
You said you'd eat food.
It looks bad, doesn't it?
I'm putting on makeup because I want something.
Please don't be disgusting.
Gourmet is a gourmet.
Gourmet is a little...
I'm a disciple, aren't I?
Yes, you should leave it to SHOOPEI.
Let's move on.
DIAN YUSUKE.
Yes.
You are a shy person.
Your juniors think you are scary.
You are also embarrassed to be seen as a shy person.
Even if you force yourself, is it better to talk?
Is it okay as it is?
I want you to tell me how you get along.
As a human being...
JUNIOR was like that in the past.
You were scared, weren't you?
I want to ask JUNIOR.
Oh, I see.
If you were JUNIOR, you might know.
But it's okay.
You are almost JUNIOR.
You look like you are scared.
You look so kind.
TSUDA's answer.
Junior.
I don't think anything.
It's better to talk.
I know it because I'm shy, too.
It's unfair not to talk because of shyness.
That's why I put a guard.
If you say you are shy, they will build a wall, too.
In the end, you depend on them.
You are just running away from the word "shyness."
You don't need it.
If you do it in this world.
He says a good thing.
He sees the essence.
He sees the essence of shyness.
If you only say sentences, you can't say "shyness."
I think you can say "shyness" now.
To whom?
It's not him, is it?
TSUDA's answer.
I think you can say it.
I want you to show it.
TSUDA is also very shy in the dressing room.
That's why I'm scared of him.
But I think TSUDA is more scared of you.
He hasn't changed at all.
He's been like that for a long time.
There aren't many people who get along with him.
I'm like this, but I sometimes take my friends out for a meal.
But I've never seen him with anyone in Tokyo or Osaka.
Just because TSUDA doesn't know...
Who did you take with you?
Who did you take with you in Tokyo?
I didn't take anyone with me to Tokyo.
You haven't taken anyone with you?
It's been two and a half years.
You haven't taken anyone with you?
I haven't taken anyone with me.
If you haven't taken anyone with you yet, you can invite TSUDA to go with you.
Then I'll take you with me next time.
Can you go with me to the rice field?
Can you go with me?
I can go with you.
Can you invite TSUDA?
I can go with you.
You can invite TSUDA.
If TSUDA invites me, I'll go with you.
Are you really inviting me?
TSUDA...
Stop it!
I want to say it!
You're trying to take back your time!
I'm trying to say it!
I'm glad you're trying to solve this problem!
I haven't taken anyone with me, but I feel like I'm respected.
I agree.
Thank you, YUKYUN.
YUKYUN!
Where are you going?
Don't do it again!
If you're in trouble, don't do it again!
What's wrong with you?
I'm not in trouble!
This is Saito YUKYUN's turn.
No, it's Ohta's turn!
You're doing a good job!
You're one of the best fighters!
Ohta is more excited!
Ohta is 100% excited!
Ohta is more excited!
That's all for today!
You're so cool!
This week's topic is the first talk of the year for comedians.
It's been 11 years since we last had a talk show.
Will we have enough time for it?
Don't say that!
It's been a while since we had a talk show.
This week's topic is...
"50-Year-50-Year" is on DVD and Blu-ray.
It's an unreleased scene that can only be seen on TV.
I have no choice but to go.
Your face was amazing the moment you lost.
This show was brought to you by these sponsors.
Before we talk about it...
Listen to me.
Before we talk about it...
We talked about it last time, too.
We talked about the worries you had for your manager.
I had one.
What are my worries?
I'll tell you.
Lately, I don't have enough time.
I want one more person.
But...
It's hot!
That's amazing!
Isn't it, Ryo-san?
Ryo-san's answer is...
It's fine to be busy...
But even if you have one more person...
The amount of work you can do will increase.
You will have the same thoughts and perspectives.
So, you won't create anything new.
Please correct your arrogant thoughts of wanting one more person.
It's my first time to hear that.
This time...
It's the worries you had for your stylist.
Ryo-san's answer is...
What did I do?
Thank you.
For about 10 years...
The shape of your underwear has changed...
And you don't have your own underwear anymore.
You can't help it!
I'm sorry!
It's not like you're giving up!
It's not like I'm giving up!
Do you have an answer for that?
Ryo-san, please answer.
It's a shame that the shape of your underwear has changed.
It's fine if you have your own underwear...
But you probably haven't worn most of the underwear in the world.
So...
I don't know how much time it will take...
But we will definitely meet one day!
I'm worried about you worrying about that.
You're making me worry?!
To him...
As a dad, I'm also a dad.
You don't know, do you?!
You're worried about him?!
You don't know he's a dad?!
But strangely, he's a dad.
He doesn't wear underwear in the world, so I'd like to look for more.
You're the most rebellious person in this segment.
Did you get caught again?!
He does say good things about his parents.
He doesn't say good things about his parents.
He does say good things about his bad parents.
"fifty yen fifty yen" will be released on DVD and Blu- ray on February 24.
But I still think it's irritating.
Also, for a limited time only, we're giving away a lot of scenes of fierce women.