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What is the cool phrase that the squad leader said?
Tonight's topic is "Squad leader senior quiz".
"I'm in trouble with money".
How much does he know about the leader?
"Quiz show in group format".
When did you get your girlfriend?
I'm thinking about it now, but...
Is it correct?
Wait a minute, please!
Quiz show in group format
Gundan Taikou Senpai Quiz
This time, we will verify whether the juniors who belong to Gundan know about their leaders.
So, we have three leaders who each have Gundan. Thank you for coming.
Do these members have Gundan?
They don't seem like major Gundans.
He knows Gundan the best.
But, Mahalo is quite famous now.
It's not Mahalo. It's Maekam Mahalo.
It's not Maekam Mahalo.
And today, Ryo-kun is visiting the studio.
Ryo-san, you were sitting on the floor until now.
Thank you.
You look like an old lady's writer.
A TV magazine writer.
He will make us funny stories.
Now, three members of each Gundan will visit the studio.
We will verify which members each Gundan has.
First of all, Maekam Mahalo.
It's not Mahalo.
I've heard it many times.
Who do you want to visit?
Mukai.
But, Hamaie?
I often go to Hamaie recently.
But, there must be someone who comes.
Sekimachi.
Sekimachi will definitely come.
But, he is like a talent power.
He is the champion of "King of Condor".
He is the champion of "King of Condor". But, he hasn't appeared on TV at all.
Next, Shinagawa Gundan.
Here are the members.
There are many members.
It has become a big Gundan.
There are many members, right?
There are 24 members.
There are 24 members in LINE group.
It's like a violent group.
It's a bad way of saying it.
It's a terrible way of saying it.
Don't you have a Gundan name?
No, we don't.
Shinagawa Cabinet.
Who do you want to visit?
Itakura will definitely come.
Recently, Nakaoka.
She visited Nakaoka yesterday.
Nami is Nami.
Shinagawa Cabinet.
Nami won't come?
You know her.
Kohaku is Kohaku.
Why do I have only one family?
I don't have a lover.
Why do you call me a family?
Gorou is Gorou.
Gorou won't come.
Gorou is Gorou's mother's boyfriend.
Gorou won't come.
Will you sit with a chair?
Gorou won't come with a comfortable chair.
Won't you come as it is?
If there is a comfortable chair here, Gorou won't come.
Gorou won't come with this chair.
Next, Kubota Gundan.
This is their member.
I haven't heard of it.
They are in Hamaie.
They are good members.
They have been in Hamaie since they were in Osaka.
I see.
Who do you think will come?
I want them to come to New York.
Two people in New York.
Kubota is often on this show recently.
Who do you like?
Thank you.
He is often on this show, isn't he?
I like him.
I haven't seen him on this show.
I don't like him.
Let's call each of them.
First of all, Mahalo members.
Who is it?
Thank you for coming.
It's plain.
Wait a minute.
Yutai, Yasumura, Sekimachi.
That's good.
Thank you for coming.
Yesterday, I happened to go for a drive with these three.
What is it?
I heard that there are people on leave in Mahalo.
The members I happened to go with were these three.
I knew you three were going to meet tomorrow.
They told me not to say it.
It was hard for me to enjoy it.
I was hiding it.
What?
We often meet on this show.
I don't feel anything when I'm on this show.
I don't feel anything.
I was surprised.
I don't want you to start from this state.
No, no.
We are Mahalo members.
Next, we have these members of Shinagawa Corps.
Who is it?
I want to be surprised.
I'm not surprised.
I know you.
Itakura, Nakaoka, Kanoe.
Thank you for coming.
Isn't it great?
It's luxurious.
It's very good.
Isn't it?
Stop it.
Isn't it the same?
You look like a talent.
No, no, no.
You look like a talent.
The last team is Kubota's team.
I think we have a surprise for you.
Who are you?
We have a surprise for you.
You caught us.
Watanabe of Crossbar Chokugeki.
And Nagisa of Hamaie.
That's right.
That's great.
Hamaie is...
That's right.
Fujimon has helped me a lot.
He has been taking care of me since I left Tokyo.
If I hadn't joined you today,
Nagisa and Watanabe would have become rich people.
Who is that?
Rich people?
You have to avoid that.
I was about to become a rich person because of TikTok.
I don't care about that.
I was about to become a rich person.
I'm sorry.
Please stop.
Now that the members are here, let's start with the first question.
What is the commander in chief worried about now?
I see.
That's the kind of quiz it is.
Worried about?
By the way, the commander in chief will decide whether or not this question is correct or not.
We don't know.
Worried about?
Worried about something...
But...
Don't the members know?
There seems to be a lot of things about Mahiro.
First of all...
Mahiro Maekabu.
You can say it clearly.
You can say "Mahiro".
You can't say it properly.
You can't say "Mahiro".
So you don't say it often.
We can say it.
It's fun.
Sekimachi, what do you think?
It's not Sekimachi.
It's Toshiro Shimazaki.
No, it's not.
It's different.
It's different, right?
It's Toshiro Shimazaki.
What?
Why?
It's different.
It's not.
It's not Adamo.
It's not Sekimachi.
I thought it wasn't Sekimachi.
I can't afford it.
That's good.
I can afford it.
It's not like you can buy a car for 100 people.
No, no, no.
Why do you say like that?
I was about to go to a barbecue shop.
No, no, no.
No, it's not like that.
It happens to be like that.
It's good.
It's good, but it's a little cheap.
Because there are many college students.
After the project of Fujimon-san,
Zakiyama-san and Shinagawa-san also went to a barbecue shop together.
Since that day, whenever we eat together,
"That's a lot of people.
It was cheap and delicious."
We always say like that.
So I want my junior to say "Let's go to a barbecue shop."
No, it's not like that.
It's hard to say because you say it.
I want my junior to say "If you want to go, you can't help it.
Let's go to a barbecue shop."
I want to go to a barbecue shop, but I feel like I'm waiting for you to say it.
You say "barbecue shop" very often.
Barbecue shop is very cheap.
Really.
You say like that.
Is this correct?
It's correct.
It's cheap.
It's half correct.
It's not like we want you to say it.
But the fried horse mackerel was really delicious.
Fried horse mackerel.
The rice went well with it.
The rice went well with soy sauce?
Stop it.
One person tried to finish it with about 800 yen.
The fried horse mackerel and the rice tried to finish it.
You're brainwashed, aren't you?
I'm not brainwashed.
It's delicious, so it's okay, right?
You know it, too.
It was really cheap.
Of course.
And it was delicious, too.
Then let's go there.
It was delicious and cheap, so we went there.
It's correct.
It's embarrassing.
Gyo-san, you wrote something down.
I wrote it down for now.
What did you write?
"Fujimon", "Shoyani", "Iribitarito".
You wrote "Iribitarito".
You didn't write "Iribitarito".
It's true.
Send it to LINE NEWS right away.
Write about the atmosphere of the studio, too.
I'll write about it later.
Let's move on.
I don't have one.
All three of you said it at once.
There is a group LINE.
Mr. Shinagawa invites us to go out for a meal.
There are 24 people, but no one replies.
We look for it, too.
We wait for someone to reply first.
We wait for a few days.
When I realized it, only Shinagawa-san was talking.
There are 24 people.
It's scary to say "no"
Why?
Because no one says it.
I don't have the courage to say it at first.
I say "no" directly to Shinagawa-san.
It's scary to say "no" directly.
It's scary that "no" comes up 23 times in a row.
Once, I asked "don't you want to go for dinner?"
Everyone said "no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no" 24 times.
And at last, Shinagawa-san said "I'm bored among all entertainers, I'm going to buy it myself."
I felt sorry for him.
I was really worried about him.
If I can't go for dinner with 24 people, I'm the only one who has a day off in this world.
Is it right or wrong?
It's right.
That's right.
It's amazing.
Don't put it here, don't put it there.
What's wrong with you?
What else are you worried about?
You said it's right, but you haven't said anything yet?
No, it's not right yet.
Yes, Itagura-san.
Itagura-san.
It's more correct.
I've been running a YouTube channel for a long time, but it hasn't grown much.
At last, I'm worried about whether or not to upload my own dog.
What?
What's wrong with you?
You said it wouldn't grow, but it's not like that, is it?
The number of subscribers is 29,000 people.
It's low.
No, no, but...
It's low.
Who said it's low?
No, no, I thought it was a little low.
Shinagawa-san's name value is high, but I thought it was a little low.
Don't make fun of me.
You'll say it again.
Shouji's subscriber number is 2,000 people.
It's terrible.
Does that mean it's correct?
It's correct.
You got 20 points.
But it looks like it's growing, doesn't it?
That's right, so...
Upload it with Goro-san.
Who will watch Goro-san's YouTube channel?
No, don't put mentos in Goro-san's butt.
Manamu is putting mentos cola in your ass
You're good as a YouTuber
Manamu's YouTube doesn't improve
We all work together
You and Gorilla-san
Gorilla-san is not a voice actor
Next, Kubota squad
Kubota squad
It's too much
Can I taste it?
Yes, Hamai-san
That's the only thing I'm worried about
There is an izakaya I go with my girlfriend
It's dangerous
It's amazing
It's dangerous
I'm sorry
It's dangerous from the beginning
It can't be helped
There is an izakaya I go with my girlfriend
I'm good friends with the master there
The master took my girlfriend
What?!
You said you were worried
It's dangerous
I'm not worried
It's not like you're going to be taken
I was taken
Is it correct?
Isn't it correct?
Well
How is it?
It's correct.
This is a dream, isn't it?
It's not a dream, but it's true.
That's right.
That girl went abroad and bought a beer.
And I gave it to the master as a gift.
And the master drank it.
And I told my girlfriend, "This is delicious, drink it."
And she said, "No, I can't drink it."
And she drank it right away.
And I thought she was already drinking it.
And I thought, "Oh, no."
And then I went to karaoke instead of a restaurant.
And everyone was drunk.
But when I was singing "Takara" in the middle of singing,
I thought she was sneaking around.
And I saw her touching her thighs.
The master?
Yes.
And I said, "She's touching her thighs."
And she pretended to sleep.
No, she's already doing it.
"She's already doing it." I thought.
And when we talked about it, that's what happened.
What?
She falls out of love about three times a week.
She does it every time.
She was dumped by a DJ who owns a bar in Shinjuku.
That's a big deal.
How about it?
A DJ who owns a bar.
She was dumped by a DJ who owns a bar and is suffering.
She was dumped on her first trip to Atami.
She was dumped on her first trip to Atami and is suffering.
Is it correct or incorrect?
It's correct.
Correct?
Wait a minute.
It's only me. Something's wrong.
She rarely goes out in private.
Nagi-san, what's wrong with you?
That's one of the reasons.
I'm worried about what happened earlier.
Recently, I've been relying on fortune-telling.
What?
That's not correct.
Fortune-telling is incorrect.
I go fortune-telling by myself.
I also register my life decision on my mobile phone.
You registered it.
I registered my life decision on my mobile phone.
But, when I checked my life decision, it was really bad.
So, I changed only the name under it.
I see.
Is it true or incorrect?
It's correct.
It's only incorrect.
It's too much.
It's strong.
But, that's why you registered your life decision, isn't it?
I changed my name.
You registered your life decision after you changed your name, didn't you?
But, your life decision is "chara", isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's not "chara".
I have to say it again. It's not "chara".
You have to say it again.
I can't say it again.
If I say it again, the headquarters will investigate me.
It's not that serious.
What kind of book is it?
It's saved from ABC.
Why is it saved from ABC?
Let's move on.
The second question.
What is the cool thing that the commander said?
I don't say it.
Don't say it casually.
Team Mahalo.
We went to Kamakura yesterday.
It was empty.
The first restaurant we went to was crowded and we couldn't go in.
The second restaurant we went to was a place of memories for Fujimon and Yukkina.
Yukkina.
After we ordered a hamburger, we realized it and said "this is where Yukkina came from".
While looking at the sea, we had a lunch of memories and we were full.
You said it.
Lunch of memories.
You said it.
You said it correctly.
While looking at the sunset over the sea.
Wait a minute.
Overseas restaurant. Taiwan restaurant.
Taiwan restaurant. Roman word "shouya".
You said "shouya" once and you said it like that?
What was it? Say it again.
Don't make me say it.
While looking at the sea.
Shouya, right?
Lunch of memories and we were full.
That's cool.
You said it.
Lunch of memories and we were full.
Anything else?
Yesterday we went to Kamakura.
I was going to talk about it but I dragged you out of Kamakura.
After the episode, the three of us decided to go to Kamakura.
Shouya!
Fujimon invited me.
It's not "shouya", is it?
Shouya!
It's not "shouya", it's "kosumi".
It's "shouya", isn't it?
It's "shouya"!
Why am I making a cheap joke?
It's "shouya"!
I only said it once.
What did you say yesterday?
We went to Kamakura.
We went by car.
Sekimachi can also drive.
Sekimachi said he would drive.
Fujimon said to Sekimachi...
I'll drive, so go ahead.
That was cool.
That was really cool.
You're lying!
I'm a big senpai!
That's not how you say it. Say it properly.
While looking at Shouya...
Shouya, please.
No, you didn't look at me at all.
Shouya, please.
I'll drive, so go ahead.
What is that episode?
What are you talking about?
I didn't say it in "shouya".
I said it while looking at "shouya".
You can't say "shouya".
Did you say it? Is it correct or incorrect?
Incorrect.
It's not fair!
You're strong.
You earned it.
Next up is...
Tsunagawa Cabinet.
The cool person that the military commander said.
I often hear people talk about comedy.
I thought it was amazing.
It's about Ariyoshi-san.
Recently, there are many people who say they're poisonous.
Ariyoshi-san's poison gives you medicine at the same time.
It's not "bau bau".
Why are you stepping on me?
It's embarrassing.
Shina-chan.
Is it correct or incorrect?
I said it.
Tsunagawa Cabinet is cool.
It's about comedy.
Cabinet-san, are you ready?
I'm the one who turned Kokoriko Miracle Type upside down.
At that time, there was a great actress, Kokoriko-san, and a great senior.
The one who answered is bad.
I often go to Yakiniku restaurant and I thought it was cool there.
In the end, halami is the most delicious.
What are you talking about?
Are you a recent woman?
It's too late.
Everyone has said it.
I've said it, too.
All soldiers and all members.
How about this?
I often go to Yakiniku restaurant.
Can you change the screen?
Say it.
Is it cool?
Say it.
Don't use me and use one person.
Buy me another one and go to Yakiniku restaurant.
We go to eat Yakiniku.
We came at about 10 o'clock in the last order.
It's the first time we've been there.
It ended at 11 o'clock.
You are wrong.
You are cool.
But you said it.
Everything is correct.
You did it in Futtonda.
Not here.
Next time, check the sushi restaurant.
You don't care about it.
You got a lot of points.
Shinagawa Cabinet.
Next is Kubota's team.
What is it?
What is it, Nagisa?
A year and a half ago, he took me to a bar after work.
He asked me what I did at work.
I was very tired and couldn't remember what I did at work.
At that time, he told me to enjoy my work more.
You are cool.
Wait a minute.
Don't say it suddenly.
Don't say it like that.
You said it, so you know.
If I praise you, you won't get anything.
You are great.
You can't do it yourself, but you say it to your juniors.
You are cool.
You should be able to do it.
You can't do it yourself, but you say it to your juniors.
You are correct.
The month after winning M-1, I received a message on LINE.
I received an image.
It was full of Kubota's schedule.
It said, "You only have dreams."
You are cool.
What do you want me to do?
Please hurt me more.
You are great.
You are cool.
Which one is it?
You are correct.
You said it.
Botto, you said something like "athletes have strong desire for water", didn't you?
Why are you talking about yourself?
I said it!
You said something like "drink water in the middle of drinking water", didn't you?
Is that the only thing you said?
I said it!
You are on the far right!
No, no, no!
Is it correct?
What?
Is it correct?
It's correct!
But I think I will go to the office tomorrow and do this.
You can't do it!
What kind of office is that?
Is it that dangerous?
Well, Ryo-san wrote down many things.
Well...
"Fujimon".
"Shoya".
"Taiwan".
"Desire for going there".
Hey, that article is terrible!
It's terrible!
Why do you do that? There are many things!
No, I wrote it down.
Well, there is a lot of twisted information.
Next to "Mahara" is "Shoya"!
Please say it!
Please don't make it hard for me to go!
Please say it!
Well, I made it difficult for you, so I will go to "Shoya".
No, you will go there!
Please say it!
On the contrary, you will go there!
On the contrary, it's easier for me to go there!
It's easier for you to go there!
No way!
Well, the next question.
What is your habit or common phrase when you are drunk?
First of all, I don't get drunk.
It's a common phrase.
For example, you say "poro" when you are drunk and let your guard down.
Mr. Ueshima always looks at me.
That's good.
Why are you embarrassed?
I thought you were a monkey.
In a place where there are only men?
Who are you looking at?
I'm not looking at a woman.
Well, first of all,
Mr. Maekabu Maharo.
Is there such a thing?
Mr. Mukai.
Well, I don't get drunk easily.
But I always say the opposite of what I say.
Like "amanosac"?
Well, when someone is talking about Mr. Aoi Yu, I say "akaki mine".
That's useless.
That's a good idea.
That's not what you say here.
I say "potsunto ikkenya" and "gatsunto hachijukkenya".
Do you say that all the time?
I say "gatsunto hachijukkenya" and "gatsunto hachijukkenya" all the time.
I heard you say it yesterday.
Well, it's not like that.
A giraffe is coming.
Say it in reverse.
"zou ga iku" (an elephant is coming)
It's not reverse.
A giraffe and an elephant are coming.
An elephant has a short neck.
"zou ga iku" (an elephant is coming)
I'm just playing like that.
It's a habit.
It's not that fun.
But you're right.
I'm right, but...
It's fun to play like a game.
Do you play like a game with other members?
Yes, we do.
When a word comes out, we say it in reverse.
You're trained.
That's right.
It comes out every time.
"terry" and "terry".
"parisato".
I can't believe "terry" and "parisato" are opposite.
"terry" and "parisato" are opposite.
Why is "terry" and "parisato" opposites?
You guys are trained.
You've said a value, "sekimachi".
That's fast.
You say a value, "sekimachi".
Do you say it in reverse?
Let's trust it.
Let's believe it.
Do it for us.
We'll believe it.
We're about to lose to you guys.
Hurry up and say it!
Believe it!
Hurry up and say it!
Believe it!
Not "believe it" but "say it"!
Say the answer!
Let me believe it!
Don't say it all of a sudden!
Now, Shiragawa-kun.
He always shows me his music videos and I show some of them to other people and he shows me his own music video on the third one.
I don't know that Shinagawa-san made it, so if I don't praise him that much, he gets mad at me.
Does it start when you visit him?
He does it every few months and forgets to show it to me.
He shows me his own music video and I show some of them to other people and he gets mad at me if I don't praise him that much.
Does it happen?
Yes, it happens.
Do you two get it?
Yes, we do.
Idol music videos.
What about you, Itaguramu?
I will show you something different.
Too fast!
What is it, Eiko-chan?
Shinagawa-san's favorite phrase is "Kataoka Asuka-san came to meet me in person" or "Kataoka Asuka-san is a great editor".
You are young!
You are right!
Why do you say that?
You are Asuka-san, right?
You are asking me that a lot!
I didn't realize it until now, but you said it and I was like "Oh, you are right!"
Asuka-san is his full name.
Kataoka Asuka-san came to meet me in person
It's his full name, right?
"Kataoka Asuka-san came to meet me in person" or "Kaji Rinzou came to meet me in person"
Kaji-san comes to meet me in person, too!
But more than that, it's "Kataoka Asuka-san came to meet me in person"
Why do you say that?
I realized it, too.
Oh, you are right!
Kataoka Asuka-san is a great editor.
Thank you for waiting!
"Gundan-cho's habits" or "common sayings when drunk"
It's like a shopkeeper.
There is a small chair, right?
It's like a tree.
When I'm drinking Mukai-wasabi, I put my luggage next to me.
And I put my jacket on it.
And it falls down little by little.
"Jacket and roof"?
I use nylon pillow for drinking.
Is it correct?
"Jacket and roof"?
No, it's not.
Shut up and keep answering.
"Gundan-cho's habits" or "common sayings when drunk"
- Yes. - Yes.
Ms. Nagisa.
When I asked a few people to join me for a drink,
Ms. Kubota made me sit next to her.
- You? - What?
- Is that so? - I think she sees me like I'm her little sister or family.
- She makes me sit next to her - That's unexpected.
- because I have to protect her if something happens. - That's unexpected.
When I asked people to join me for a drink,
there was an old man I didn't know in the bar.
I asked who he was and he said he was Ms. Kubota's father.
- Then my family was introduced to me. - What?
When my dad came from Miyazaki to Tokyo,
he said he wanted to drink with a woman.
- That's terrible. - Hey, hey, hey.
I said, "No, I'm not like that."
There's only female entertainers like me, Ms. Nagisa.
"Oh, I'll go," I said and went.
My dad was so into me that he wanted me to go home.
But my dad said, "Ms. Nagisa, Ms. Nagisa, let's go next."
He couldn't stand it and let me go home.
When my dad left,
he said in a low voice, "Ms. Nagisa."
It was a good memory for my dad.
- You mean as a woman? - Yes, as a woman.
- Is that so? - He wanted to go with you no matter what.
My dad kept aiming for me.
- Ms. Nagisa? - Don't say that.
If there's anything, I'll go with you.
- Is Ms. Nagisa that close to you? - She's like a family member.
Yes, she's like a family member.
I think it's when you feel lonely
because you haven't met her in a while.
She sometimes sends me a voice memo.
- On LINE? - Yes, on LINE.
- Can you listen to that voice memo? - Yes.
What?
You planned this, didn't you?
It's over, Ms. Nagisa.
- Is it scary? - Ms. Nagisa?
What did you say while I was gone, Ms. Nagisa?
Isn't it something you hear in the police station?
Isn't it something Sakagami-san would chase after?
This is bad!
- This is bad! - It's like an entertainment show, right?
I just thought of it now. It's something you hear a lot of on Booshun Online.
- Are you lonely? - No, I'm not lonely.
I'm always inviting people as a means of inviting people.
That's why I have a voice like that.
- So you're unique. - So you're unique.
Is there something you do when you're drunk?
Let me see...
When I'm drinking...
I fold a 1/4 size of oshibori and put a glass there.
And then I use the glass to wipe the table.
What is it?
Who would accept such a strange talk like that?
It's strange.
You use the glass to wipe the table.
You are smart.
I'm not smart.
I'm not stupid.
It's easy for you to do it like that.
Is it correct?
What?
Is it correct?
Correct.
You should say "correct" before you start talking.
If you don't say it, I'll be irritated.
You know the rules, right?
Are you irritated?
Next is the last question.
From now on, the squad leader will answer the question.
The last question is for the squad leader himself to answer.
Whether it's correct or not, the squad members will guess it with a penalty card.
What do you think is the squad leader's favorite part?
What is it?
Favorite part...
Are you testing me?
What is it?
I'm scared.
You have to say your favorite part.
I'm embarrassed.
You said your favorite part, but it's difficult for you to say it.
I'm just saying what I think.
Let's start with Mahiro.
I think it's obvious.
When I'm with him, I can't stop smiling.
I can't stop laughing all the time.
Do you say that to your co-workers?
I can't stop laughing.
Everyone laughs when they're with me.
Please raise your arms.
You can't stop laughing?
No, no, no.
You can't stop laughing.
It's not forever.
This is shocking.
It's not forever.
You're laughing.
It's not forever.
You're laughing all the time.
It's not forever.
You're laughing and saying you had fun.
It's not forever.
It's fun.
It's fun, but it's not forever.
It's not forever if you say it in detail, but it's longer.
It's different.
It's not like you're laughing all the time.
I'm not laughing all the time.
You're laughing.
Are you laughing because I'm laughing?
Sometimes you're laughing, and sometimes you're not laughing at all.
You should work hard.
What is it?
That's sad.
That's terrible.
You should work hard.
Next is what you think you like.
If you don't say the truth, you won't get it right.
You praise me a lot.
Everyone, please answer correctly.
- See! - Wow!
- Wow!
- See! - Wow, it feels good!
- I feel like I'm a member of a club! - Wow!
- So, that punishment was real? - No, no!
- I didn't know it would continue like this! - No, no!
- You should give him the real punishment, right? - Yes!
- Fujima-san, you're going to pay for it, so say it gently. - Wow!
- Then... - No, I mean...
- That... - Wait, wait, wait, wait!
- You're squirming a lot! - No, no, no!
- No, it's fine like this! - No, it's fine like this!
- Isn't it fun?! - No, no!
- You're squirming a lot! - No, it's not like that!
- There's something else! - Wow!
- There's something else! - There's something better than that!
- That's all there is! - It's not like that at all!
- The ending isn't like that. - No, it's not like that!
- Fujima-san, there's something else! - Yes!
- That's what it is! - Please talk about that in the shop later!
- That's not it! - That's not possible!
Nakaoka will praise you for this.
I watch variety shows a lot.
They tell me what they liked and what they didn't realize at the time.
That was interesting.
But there is more, isn't there?
Of course, it's not just this.
I often hear that story.
By the way, is it because you like it because you want a circle?
It's a loose answer, isn't it?
You shouldn't blame me like that.
You're right.
You shouldn't blame me like that.
Don't look at me seriously.
I don't mind.
I don't mind you looking at me.
OK, I'll give you an interesting answer.
I'm sure you can rely on me in a variety show like this.
I'll give you an interesting answer.
I'm interested in it.
Please answer with your body.
Go ahead.
Wait a minute.
This is realistic.
Do you really think so?
Is it realistic?
It's very realistic.
I'm sorry.
You don't have to say "I'm sorry."
I'm really sorry.
Itakura gave you a penalty.
As I said earlier, I'm sure you'll give me a penalty when I'm involved in it.
When I drink with you, most of the conversations I have with you are the behind-the-scenes of my favorite movies.
You said it well.
It's painful.
I've been drinking with you many times.
Every time we drink together, you push me to make a masterpiece like a new one.
I've seen it many times.
There is a western play by DiCaprio.
I like that scene very much.
I have to pretend it's my first time seeing it.
Do you do that properly?
Can I do it like you're talking to me?
It's amazing.
DiCaprio does this.
The glass breaks.
Blood comes out of my hands.
What do you think happened?
DiCaprio didn't do anything.
That's why I cut it off for real.
About 30 times.
What's that? Is it hell?
About 30 times.
I accidentally cut my hand off.
It was an accident?
Yes.
If Tarantino hadn't cut it off, DiCaprio would have painted it on his face.
I respect Tarantino and Kataoka Asuka.
We drank together.
Kataoka cut it off, too.
I cut it off many times.
Shinagawa is funny.
Of course, he is funny as a comedian.
But when we drink together, I don't feel funny.
Yesterday, you were funny, too.
I'm happy when you laugh.
You are funny.
It's not funny.
It can't be helped.
You can say whatever you want.
I have a lot of knowledge.
I know a lot about comedy and math.
So I can always say "Oh, I see."
Do you laugh when you say "Oh, I see"?
I don't laugh.
Oh, I see.
It's a judo question.
There are many funny things.
I want you to say some funny things.
Think about it.
What is funny about saying funny things?
There are many funny things.
Do you know what "Mitts Mangrove" is?
No, I don't know.
It's "jottsu" and "chin" and "bat".
It's not funny.
"Mitts Mangrove" and "bat" are funny.
They are all funny.
The highest masterpiece has been screwed together.
The best masterpiece has been screwed together.
And "kubota"
It was so much fun!
This program was brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
Next, Kubota!
Well, I'm a bit prejudiced, so if I say something like that,
people will laugh and think I'm having fun.
When I say things like prejudice...
Hold on.
What are you saying?
For example...
Have fun! Have fun!
You'll make people nervous!
Have fun! Have fun!
You'll make people nervous!
It's only been a day since my debut!
How much did you want to have fun?
Don't say things like "have fun" and "hug me"!
It's only been a day since my debut!
I don't want to see you three nervous just because you're nervous!
I've been doing this for 20 years!
I'm just happy you three are here!
I think it's because you laugh at things like that.
Your way of thinking.
Talking from a slanted angle.
If I say it in a slanted angle, I think Nagisa is laughing because...
when she was stepping on her heel, she was laughing when she was wearing her shoes.
So I think you three like me because I'm prejudiced, but I'm funny.
Please answer with your cards!
Go ahead!
That's realistic!
Nagisa got it right.
Nagisa got it right, right?
The other two are different.
You two are completely different.
That's true.
People say things from a slanted angle a lot, but...
Kubo's slanted opinion is really off.
I don't think it's like that, but it doesn't change much anywhere.
That's what I like about it.
Even if you go to an expensive sushi restaurant, you can't say, "Put mayonnaise in shinko roll and roll it with your hands at the counter."
It's a great place, but you can't say that.
The other day, I said, "Put mayonnaise in shinko roll and roll it with your hands at the counter."
Next, "Put mayonnaise in umeshiso roll and roll it with your hands at the counter."
Finally, "Put mayonnaise in shinko roll and roll it with your hands at the counter."
I said it twice.
At an expensive sushi restaurant's counter.
I thought it was cool.
And this time, each team worked hard, so the three teams won.
So, Ryo-san!
Is it over?
What did you say?
What did you come up with?
Terry Ito's opposite is Paris Saturday.
He only writes triple articles.
He's related to the industry.
He only writes notes here.
It's all here.
In that way, it's hard to say goodbye.
I think it's about time for Ryo-san to come over here.
Is it over, Ryo-san?
It's not over yet.
It's not over yet, right?
It's not over yet.
My feelings are not over yet, too.
Is that so?
That's harsh.
Thank you for being patient until the end.
I hit the camera at a TV station's commercial.
He knew about the existence of hidden cameras again.
It's big on the screen, so it's out of focus.
It's out of focus.
There are too many complicated traps.
It's a new era of pranks.
This is a new era of pranks!
Don't say it. Why don't you say it?