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They call me "Igujit" of Nishi, so please do me a favor and let me go.
Tonight's show will air for three months from the F1 Grand Prix.
The finalists will report what's going on in the middle of the show.
No matter where we are, we're always involved.
We're always involved!
"Masaru Moho" again!
Mono Mono Mono Mosso
What kind of talk is that?
And on top of Ryo's jokes, there's Milk Boy's big talk.
I'm not talking to you, Ryo!
You're making me look bad!
I'm not talking to you!
M-1 is over in 3 months. Finalists' mid-term report.
Today, we have 5 finalists from M-1 GRAND PRIX 2019.
Thank you for coming.
5 finalists!
Thank you!
Wow, there are many first-time participants of "LONDON HEARTS".
We also have assistant, former M-1 champion, TORO SAAMON KUBOTA.
Thank you!
So cute!
Thank you!
I've never heard "cute" before.
Thank you!
Is it over there?
Yes.
Oh, it's over.
You've endured it.
Yes, I've endured it.
I've endured it.
It's over.
As expected of you.
It seems that KUBOTA has won the official record of M-1.
Stop it!
What did you do?
What?
Don't you have a TV?
Don't say that!
I've been doing that impersonation for a year on the radio.
Thank you for that time!
It's "joker impersonation", isn't it?
"joker impersonation".
Your words are harsh!
Don't you have a white one like that?
White one, but...
Well, champion and milk boy, congratulations!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
I've just received the score sheet of bowling.
Thank you very much for that.
It's tough, isn't it?
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
The situation has changed, hasn't it?
I've been doing sales since this morning.
I've been doing interviews and sales.
And I've had one hair cut.
One hair cut?
That's why I came to Tokyo.
Then you should get ready.
I've just cut my hair today.
That's right.
You look like "kakukaku".
You don't have a character, do you?
Yes, I do.
You do, don't you?
I do.
What else can you do?
You look like "maningen".
You look like "otochan".
"otochan"?
Who is "otochan"?
You don't know "otochan", do you?
You don't know "abeotochan", do you?
"abeotochan"?
You look like a woman from "sagittarius".
Of course.
Do we look alike?
You look like "abeotochan", don't you?
Next.
Second place is "kamaitachi".
Thank you very much.
"Kamaitachi" doesn't feel like it's a big deal because "m-one" is over.
That's right.
But I do feel the effect of "m-one".
Do you want me to suck it for you?
Suck it for me?
I don't suck it every time.
Do you want me to bring it for you?
Last time, I sucked a gold ball with a vacuum cleaner.
Can I shake it?
Can I put it down?
Can I shake it?
Can I put it down?
If you put it down, it will shake on its own.
Is there such a thing?
Yes, there is.
We will prepare it for you anytime.
If you feel bored, you can say it.
We don't do it voluntarily.
If you feel bored, you can say it.
We don't force you to say it.
You can use it anytime you like.
Next, Pekopa.
Thank you for coming.
You are here.
You are cute.
You don't look nervous at all.
Are you nervous?
I can't say I'm not nervous at all.
I'm serious.
Are you nervous?
If Fujipei does it, I will react.
I want to ask you.
I don't care about Shupei.
Why?
Thank you.
Let's go back in time.
Shupei has nothing to do with it.
Let's go back in time.
I lost.
Shupei is getting a lot of attention.
He doesn't care about Shupei.
He cares about Shupei.
It doesn't matter who is there.
Is that so?
Next,
8th place, Suehiro Gariz.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Nice to meet you.
Did Komaba advise you about this Japanese costume?
That's right.
Actually, I used to do it in a normal costume,
but about seven or eight years ago,
when I did a small live show with you,
I did a Japanese-style story like this.
Komaba said it would be better if I made it into the main story of the current story.
Of course, it was a short story, so we didn't mean to play with it.
Komaba said it would be better if I made it into the main story of the current story.
That's how it happened.
It's amazing that you and the person you advised made it into the final of M-1.
I'm glad I was in 10th place, but if I had lost, it would have been a mess.
If you had advised and lost...
Now, let's meet again in New York in 10th place.
Thank you very much.
I heard you say "meet again" a little.
It's ten out of five thousand.
You're ugly.
Thank you very much.
I'm in 10th place.
Aren't you embarrassed?
I'm not embarrassed.
It's amazing that you made it into the final of M-1.
We've been doing the radio together in New York for a long time.
Thank you very much.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
That's right.
Just before I won M-1, I talked a lot about virtual currency with Mr. Kubota.
That's right.
We talked about leaving this country with coins.
We did that.
Isn't Mr. Kubota a little nervous?
Mr. Kubota a little nervous?
My right foot is shaking and I got on the car.
My legs are shaking.
Don't be nervous.
Let me explain today's project.
I'm Mr. Kubota, an assistant.
Let's get started.
Today's project is...
You are more serious than a factory worker.
Of course.
You know, right?
Until now you treated me like a scum and suddenly you came here and this happened.
You know, right?
I'm not a scum.
Let me explain.
Yes.
Today, these finalists will check how their work and life have changed from M-1 to M-2 three months later.
I see.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I'm looking forward to it.
First of all, about a month before and after M-1 final.
Let's check how their work and life have increased.
It's noisy.
Let's check the number of TV and radio appearances of four teams other than the champion, Milk Bow.
Here it is.
Kamai and others have 46 to 53 appearances.
Wow.
Pecopa has 0 to 26 appearances.
Wow.
He jumped.
Swahili and others have 0 to 7 appearances.
Wow.
New York also has 4 to 21 appearances.
Wow.
You guys are increasing, too. Tadai-san, you have a lot of them, don't you?
Yes, we have increased this time.
It's not increasing as much as "we have increased".
Because we have seven of them.
It's more difficult to increase from zero to seven than to increase from forty-six to seven.
Is that so?
It's more difficult for us to increase from forty-six to fifty-three than to increase from two-hirogarizu.
Tadai-san, you are increasing.
No, it's zero.
But for Pecoppa, from zero to twenty-six...
Yes.
Even if we have a meeting, we don't know which program we will appear in and which program we will appear in from now on.
Wow.
The next meeting will be before we can organize our minds.
But I knew it today.
What?
It's "London Hearts".
Yes, it is.
I was looking forward to it.
That's good.
Let's have a meeting!
I'm back!
He's back!
Why are you confused?
That's a character you shouldn't be confused with!
You thought about it, didn't you?
The number of lines spread from 0 to 7.
When I went to the TV station, there was only introduction.
Until now.
Once, when I went to the introduction of "nandemo kanteidan",
If my partner walked in the past, he would be mistaken for a judge.
It's not only for TV, but also for sales.
It's perfect for sales.
I forgot about it.
That's right.
It's important. What's wrong?
I sold it instead of a trash can in the dressing room.
It's not slippery at all.
It's slippery to death.
When you're stupid.
In New York, too.
Wow!
Four to twenty-one!
But, after the show, from the next day of the final, I'm with Mr. Pekopa for three days in a row.
That's right.
And the next day...
Mr. Pekopa?
Mr. Pekopa.
Are you a senior?
I'm a senior.
You're not the seventh generation, are you?
I'm the seventh generation!
Really?
I'm the seventh generation.
I'm a first-timer.
You've been in New York for a long time.
It's a little higher, isn't it?
No, not at all.
But you're often together, aren't you?
The finalists...
When I think about it again, it's like...
It's like a finalist barter.
It's like a ranking privilege.
That's right.
I can move a little.
Actually, I'd like to call these first three groups, but there's no milk boy, so we can join in.
Absolutely.
You can do it.
Now, here's the champion's milk boy work fee.
Eight M-1 tires.
Sixty-nine M-1 cars.
Sixty-nine.
That's amazing.
That's why you've put out a lot of them.
It's been very popular lately.
It's called the west's exit.
You're lying!
No, I'm serious.
It's a good place.
Please don't say "it's a good place."
Do you have any memorable jobs?
I was on "Kohaku" after all.
I was on "Kohaku" about the ninth day of M-1.
I see.
I was on M-1 and worked part-time until a week ago.
I've never seen anyone like me on "Kohaku."
People who worked part-time came out at once.
What about people who were nervous?
Mr. Takeshi.
I was on "Kohaku."
Mr. Takeshi.
Yes.
It was amazing, the aura.
And me, me.
After all, I met Mr. Naotaka Yokoka.
Mr. Yokoka is a muscle man?
Yes, he's the champion of "Body Build" last year.
Mr. Yokoka...
I was happier than Mr. Takeshi.
Why is that?
Mr. Yokoka?
Mr. Komawa does "Body Build."
I thought I'd meet Mr. Komawa.
But you don't look so good, do you?
I haven't been to the M-1 gym yet.
Is it okay?
I'm in good shape.
You don't look so good.
I'm in good shape.
You don't show your face, do you?
What's with the handkerchief?
Excuse me.
My T-shirt is colored.
Excuse me.
My T-shirt is colored.
Look at this.
This is what I saw earlier.
This is what I saw earlier!
Not at all!
That's why I don't like it!
Say something!
Yes, yes, yes! Say something!
Like muscles!
Like power!
Muscle!
That's why I don't like it!
But it's thin!
It is thin!
Muscle!
Muscle is not good!
Think of something!
It's cut!
Super! Super!
He reacted!
Decisive!
Turn it! Turn it!
Muscle!
Decisive!
You said it!
I didn't say it!
Your voice is funny!
My voice is funny or muscles are funny!
I didn't say it!
You want your partner to say it?
Yes!
Decisive!
Are you okay?
Your voice is good.
Your voice is deadly.
When can I do it?
Why is it red here?
No one is helping you.
I'm not doing anything.
What are you doing?
Are you a human machine?
Decisive human machine!
I slipped too much and fell asleep like a human machine.
Slippery human machine!
Stop it!
Slippery allergy.
I'm waiting for it. Is it okay?
I don't need it.
Do it in a funny way.
You have a chance.
It's coming.
Do it in a funny way and...
What is it?
I thought you would turn your arms.
I thought you were decisive.
Do it with that face.
I see.
It's coming.
Take it off.
I don't need it.
Why?
Take it off.
You are decisive and I will pose.
Perfect.
It will be funny.
I will do it.
Decisive!
I did it! I'm the winner of "Dragon King" this year!
You did your best for a comedy show like this.
Did you meet any other memorable people?
We had a private interview with Sasaki Rooki, the first place in Lotte's draft.
A politician?
He's not a politician!
There's no politician like him!
He's from the union!
It looked like Sasaki was watching "M-1".
He seems like a very shy person.
The union candidate said, "If you're a comedian, you should be first place."
Did you two have an interview?
No, it was a serious interview. I didn't know what was going on at the end.
We were fine.
Are you okay?
He's angry.
Did you meet any other memorable people?
On another show, I was on a show with Kiyotaka Nanbara.
When I greeted him in the dressing room, he said, "Kiyotaka Nanbara, you're a comedian, aren't you?"
But you're not good at making jokes.
Can you move your legs a little more slowly?
You're not good at making jokes, are you?
When you bend your corner, you should bend it at a right angle.
If you bend it at a right angle, you'll be laughed at more.
He must have been very angry.
Why?
He's not angry.
I'm not talking about being angry.
Why are you angry?
Nanbara-san, you're making me angry.
Why are you angry?
I'm not angry.
How about you two?
Our work has expanded.
The number of people you meet has increased.
Our work has expanded.
It's completely changed.
I've been given a job I've never done before.
I'm going to play a game with Anmika-san on a health program.
I've never done it before.
Did you get angry about it?
I'm not angry.
Who are you angry about?
You dropped your shoulder, didn't you?
I'm not angry.
I'm going to play a game with Anmika-san.
I'm going to do a high-heel commercial in Osaka.
Our work has expanded.
It's the most popular in the daytime.
I can't do it anymore.
You're completely angry about it.
I'm not angry.
Why did you give me a job I've never done before?
You're completely angry about it.
I'm not angry.
You don't know that.
Do you want to do that kind of work?
Of course I want to do it.
Do you want to do a telecommunications program?
That's not good.
Are you aiming for "Tryson"?
I'm not aiming for it.
What is it?
You're not aiming for it.
This is a water of drawing people's attention.
This is what we got from "Milk Boy".
He asked us to do
something that is simply called
That's how it was said, and that's how it was made.
But it's hard, isn't it?
How many programs did you do?
About ten.
So you have to think about it all the time.
If it's a big program, it's fine. Everyone will be happy to do a program that everyone knows about.
It's impossible to do a program you don't know about.
What do you know about it?
When there was a guest offer, you said you didn't watch it much.
Well, every time a program comes out, I'm told to do it.
That's right.
It must be hard, but I want to do it.
I was listening to you just now.
But I want to see it.
Then, shall we say it's original?
With Ronhan.
I'm happy.
See if it's different from Mr. Ryo.
I've never seen it before.
Ano Manzai, based on Mr. Ryo.
Hello! I'm Milk Boy! Nice to meet you! Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
I just got my sixth box, but thank you very much!
You can give me as many as you like!
Thank you very much!
I managed to get in, but I'm sorry.
It's a little sudden, but my mother seems to have forgotten the name of her favorite entertainer.
So I ask her a lot of things, but I don't know at all.
You don't know? What kind of features does she have?
Her hair color is red and gold, which is a trademark combination of gold and silver.
Isn't that Mr. Ryo?
Her features are completely Mr. Ryo's.
I knew it right away!
You don't know, do you?
What don't you know?
I think it's Mr. Ryo, too.
That's right!
My mother says that entertainer always wins a grand prize.
It's different from Mr. Ryo!
I've never seen Mr. Ryo win a grand prize!
I've never seen Mr. Ryo make a fool of himself!
Mr. Ryo is such a person!
It's different from Mr. Ryo!
Can you tell me a little more about it?
In the end, I don't know which one is No. 1 or No. 2.
Isn't it Mr. Ryo?
You don't know which one it is?
But you didn't make a fool of yourself, so it's probably No. 2!
Mr. Ryo will decide it!
Why don't you know this?
I think it's Mr. Ryo, too.
That's right!
My mother says that entertainer already has disciples.
It's different from Mr. Ryo!
Who would go to Mr. Ryo to have disciples?
I've never seen Mr. Ryo make a fool of himself!
It's different from Mr. Ryo!
Can you tell me a little more about it?
I heard that entertainer's name is almost the same as Ms. Yawara's before she got married.
It's Mr. Ryo!
You're overreacting!
Ms. Yawara has Mr. Ryo in her!
Maybe it's Mr. Ryo's only fool!
Mr. Ryo will decide it!
Why don't you know this?
It's Mr. Ryo, isn't it?
I think it's Mr. Ryo, too.
That's right!
My mother says that entertainer already has disciples.
Why don't you talk to Mr. Ryo?
Which part of Mr. Ryo has disciples?
Mr. Ryo is a short-tempered idiot!
I don't know if you really don't know.
It's funny!
Excuse me!
Mr. Ryo is happy!
Are you happy?
Mr. Ryo is happy!
Are you sure?
Oh, you don't have a vacuum cleaner?
I don't have a vacuum cleaner.
You don't know the timing at all!
You only think about it, so you don't talk much today!
Do you want me to do it for you at this timing?
Are you scared?
Do you want me to do it for you at this timing?
I don't know the timing.
I think you're getting greedy.
You're greedy for going first.
Are you okay?
It's not like you!
Suddenly!
What's up with you, Yamauchi?
You're too violent!
It's a business!
How do you feel about this business?
Do you feel like you're on another show?
Not at all!
Not at all?
Not at all!
Only here?
Only here!
Next, water spread rhythm.
You're asked to convert to a strong language.
Here is how you convert it.
Mother of my hometown.
Not country mom.
5 meters.
Black thunder.
What would you call this in Japanese?
For example?
If you go out to eat and a hamburger comes out, what would you call it?
What is a hamburger?
Arabic meat bun.
Sounds good.
What else is there?
Omelet rice.
Can you eat omelet rice?
Omelet rice is...
Red rice with beef.
Isn't it a rice ball?
There are many other patterns.
This is...
In your stomach.
That's funny.
Cooking for 3 minutes is cooking practice.
I'm surprised.
I'm sorry.
Why?
I looked like I was cooking for a long time.
Don't worry about it.
I'm sorry.
I'm not a joker.
You're not a joker?
What was that?
Was it a spell?
I'm not a joker.
You said a lot of things.
A joker is dangerous.
Can you eat it all at once?
Well...
It's a fateful day.
You look like a joker.
Amazing. You can do anything.
What about biking?
Umiwarashi.
That's good.
What about refreshing in the morning?
In the morning...
Sappari.
That's not good.
Sappari is refreshing.
Sappari is refreshing in English.
That's not good.
Anarse...
Siriana mug eye.
That's not good.
You can do it.
What about sex?
Mutsukokonotsu.
That's not good.
69 is fine.
That's not good.
69 is fine.
Amazing.
Next, M-ONE's work and private life changes will be announced based on their survey.
Milk Boy, when we went to the theater, the sales of the tickets increased, so Yoshimoto's employees thanked us like dogeza kurai.
Really, until now, the employees were really scared, but thanks to Milk Boy-san...
You know that, right?
Before M-ONE, I was sprayed with cigarette smoke, so...
You're lying!
It was like that, but now that we've won, it's like dozozo.
It changes, right? The employees' attitude.
When you become M-ONE's owner.
When the tickets increase, you're happy again, right?
That's right! When you come to see it...
We really didn't have any fans!
When Milk Boy appeared on the screen, we were like, "Whoa!"
We didn't have that many.
You were excited, right?
That's right.
What else?
We got a new Shinkansen, a green one.
It changed?
It's fast, right?
It's been a while since we got a green one.
That's right.
It changes so much.
The day we won, we got a green one.
Really?
When we won, we got a green one.
Really, instead of a green one, we only got a normal one once.
With different tickets.
Normal Shinkansen.
When we got the normal Shinkansen, it was a bit of a downer.
You're kidding, right?
It was like that.
Once, we got a green one.
Who is it?
It's wrong.
Normally, we'd say, "No-san, who is it?"
It was a bit of a bug.
What about you guys?
Did you all get a green one?
We also got a green one.
You got a green one!
When we went to Osaka, we got a green one, but they gave us a small one.
I didn't know about it, and I was eating a bento and they gave me a small one.
I thought it was a system to pay money.
You thought it was for sale, right?
So I was like "Ah, it's fine, it's fine", and I made a big face and refused it.
I refused it.
And it came back many times.
And after that, I found out about it and...
Is that the end of the episode?
You talk like you don't know anything.
No, I do know about it.
Really?
Yes.
Kubota became champion of M-1 and got a green one.
Yes.
And you got into a fight and you didn't fall down, right?
No, I didn't fall down.
Why do you make me sit in a different seat in a fight?
You're in second place, aren't you?
Second place.
Who's in second place?
Am I a pig that gets killed?
You made me sit in a different seat.
A pig that gets killed?
You made me sit in a different seat like a pig that gets killed.
What about New York?
For us, it's normal.
Even if you become a finalist?
It's still too early for a seventh generation.
It's not seventh generation.
Not at all.
It's different.
If you don't have a reason, you can't say it.
You have to have a negotiation material.
That's right.
That's not a bad thing.
What about you, Kamai?
When we were shooting "King of Gonzo", I immediately asked the staff to make me a green one.
Hamaie told me not to say it so much.
It was amazing.
As soon as we shot it, I called the staff and asked them to make me a green one.
I told you not to say it so much.
But you kept saying it and it became green.
If I hadn't said it, it wouldn't have changed.
Didn't you say it at first?
If I hadn't said it, it wouldn't have changed.
I see.
What about you, Sway and Hirogariz?
We're not cowards yet.
Cowards?
Green car, cowards?
Mamenbo.
I don't know.
What does it mean?
Bo!
What does it mean?
I wanted to express cuteness.
It's a bo, isn't it?
It's a cute bo.
It's not a bo.
It's like a mamenbo.
It's a boya's bo.
It's a baby bo.
I put a baby bo on it.
You want to do something cute like this, don't you?
Don't make me do it!
I hate it!
How about "ecstasy"?
Ecst...
ets...
That's enough!
I don't like it!
Stop it!
Look at your parents!
Look at your parents' joy!
Look at your kids!
You're happy, right?
I'm happy.
Next.
Pekopa's change in work and life.
Showinge's questionnaire.
Before M-1, his self-introduction joke was supposed to be slippery,
and he made fun of it with the phrase "don't get carried away",
but after M-1, his joke was supposed to be slippery,
and he made fun of it with the phrase "don't get carried away",
and it's really hard to do it.
It's really hard to do it.
Because you're laughing!
After M-1, on New Year's Eve,
Yoshimoto's "mugendai ni dasashite moratte" came out,
and we were doing it, and our partner's "du-du-da-da- du-du-da-da-da-da-shupe-desu!"
There's a joke like that.
And I said, "I was looking for a drum, let's form a band, shupe-desu!",
and I kind of accepted it,
but on that day, "du-du-da-da-du-du-da-da-da-shupe-desu!",
and I was like "ugh!", and I was stuck there.
But everyone was looking at shupe-desu, and I thought I didn't need it.
You didn't need it, but...
Today or during the day, we had a shupe-desu conversation.
"Shupe-desu is popular, make a shupe-desu pose!",
and we wrote it in a conversation, and we were like "this and this",
and when shupe-desu did it like this,
everyone was like "wow!", and it got popular.
Because a lot of people do it, right?
A lot of famous people, artists,
Who?
Yuki Kashiwagi of AKB,
and Aimyon.
Aimyon too?!
Aimyon also did it and posted it on Instagram and stuff.
All we can think of is wanting to kick their faces.
Stop it! Stop it!
Ah, you want to kick their faces.
You want to kick their faces, right?
But shupe-desu is originally a gyaru, right?
That's right.
A photographer of the gyaru era.
It's been a while.
Also, before, at Long Ha,
we auditioned for a project called "Next Break Entertainer Grand Prix",
and Pekopa came there.
That image is still there.
Good morning!
Did you see it, everyone?
It's a type of entertainment where you do it with your partner's roller shoes on.
Was there anyone waiting for you?
The wind blowing in the morning sun is still calling me.
I'm Showinji Tanyu.
If you can't do it, please close your eyes and it's okay.
Shunpei is plunging.
Shunpei is turning and plunging.
If I fall down and become New Face Yuriuse, will you touch me?
Why?
I don't know what you're talking about.
He's plunging.
Shunpei is plunging.
I can't do it in the opposite position.
Why?
You can't avoid it.
You can't do a plunging.
What are you talking about?
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
This speed is amazing.
It was a plunging.
He was plunging very well.
But I forced you to do it.
I couldn't do it.
You couldn't do it.
You're not a person who can do a plunging.
He made me say all the words in the script.
I don't know how to do a plunging.
I thought I couldn't do it.
I'm glad I could do it.
Let me go!
It's completely different from before.
It's changed so much.
You were doing it with patience.
It was painful.
About three years ago,
What do parents of unpopular entertainers in London Hearts think?
Shunpei appeared with his mother.
His mother loves Shunpei a lot.
They love each other.
This is an interview video of Shunpei's mother about three years ago.
Wow!
Shunpei printed out the TV screen of the program in which his son appeared.
When I published this report in October last year,
I found out that Shunpei was so good at talking.
That's right!
Then I looked at Twitter and many people said that Shunpei was surprisingly good at talking.
Shunpei's mother is indispensable for ego searches.
I wanted to sell it somehow, and I called all over the place.
At the event venue.
For her son's sake, her mother called the roadside station and negotiated directly.
She won a sales job.
I did it all.
In addition, posters for the event and goods such as lottery boxes were all made by her mother.
I remember it, but it was a little longer on the day.
My mother said I was a little bad.
I was doing an interview for HIRUNANDESU, and I was pissed off, so I ignored PECOPA from there.
Don't say that!
But your mother is very happy, isn't it?
With such good results.
But I don't forget that I talked about it before the M-1 or in the final of the letter choice.
I'm almost watching the live show, so I'd better do that story.
What are you doing in the final?
My mother said it would be better over there and gave me advice.
Next, I would like to return to the changes in terms of work and life.
Kamaitachi's Hamaie survey.
After the M-1 in 2019, it was praised by various entertainers.
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I've heard it a hundred times over the time fee of RAJICO just because I'm so happy about it.
I'm so proud of you all for praising me.
I feel like I can get out of the junkies in Tokyo.
Ran on a chair.
It was Ran on a chair.
When I saw Komaba opening and closing the door earlier, I felt nostalgic.
There was a time like that.
When I came out of Osaka.
He said to his wife, "This year, I'll go with the funny one."
He was declaring it.
It's sad to say that.
We liked the less funny one.
No, that's true.
I want you to go back to when you were like Shupei.
Wait a minute.
Was I like Shupei?
There was a time when you were devoting yourself to killing people.
But Shupei, you have the same feeling as me, don't you?
We're very similar, aren't we?
That's right.
That's what I think.
No matter where we are, we get involved a lot.
We get involved a lot wherever we are.
We want to get involved.
It's easy to get involved.
When I see you, I'm glad you're here today.
I'm relieved that you're here.
That's not what I mean.
We often get together like this.
I'm next to you every time.
I'm relieved and I can do my job well.
How do you get along with me?
I'll tell you clearly.
We're about the same level.
I know that.
That's right.
Next is "Suehiro Garizno".
Oh, the change in my work life.
I got a DM from a real traditional entertainer.
The story was good, but the way you handled Tsuzumi was sloppy.
Please come to my farmhouse once in a while.
That's what I was told.
That's what you were told.
That's right.
You don't say much about the story, do you?
The story was interesting.
Please say it with Mr. Nanbara.
Everyone...
It's very annoying.
It's not annoying at all.
I won't say it.
I'm grateful.
My father praised me for being the daughter of a human rights activist.
But it seems like this story is a little different.
What?
The name of the duo before "Wasou" was "Southern Island".
"Southern Island" was the name of the duo before "Wasou".
The duo was called "Southern Island" in Nanjou and Mishima.
It looks like a picture of that time.
Wow, it's completely different.
It looks like a picture of that time.
It's close to "Southern Island".
I think I like "Southern Island" stories.
I don't like it at all.
It's very guided.
I don't like "Southern Island" stories at all.
I don't like it at all.
I don't like "Southern Island" stories at all.
If you come here, you can go back to "Tenga".
Actually, there was a story like that.
It's a short story.
Is there such a story?
"Tenga"?
I want to see it.
Let's say "Tenga" has it.
I don't like it at all.
Then I'll go.
Kotobuki!
Well done!
Don't do that!
I'm doing my own thing!
It was a live show!
No, no, no!
I'm only talking about "shimoreta"!
It's not like that!
You look erotic.
Mishima
That's definitely not it!
It's too much!
We can't air that!
We're cutting it out!
It's about back in "nsc"
The girlfriend I was dating at the time
The nurse's girlfriend
She was super erotic
She always attacked me
She didn't know much about women
It was her first time
She was already on TV
She thought "I'm going to be happy this time"
She searched online
I looked up how to make a woman happy, and as a result of my research, I learned not to attack suddenly, but to attack from a distance with a little hesitation.
First of all, I licked it from the wall of the room.
That's really bad!
Lick it from the wall!
It's really bad!
Is it connected? Is it connected to the wall?
It's funny from the wall!
You have to go to the floor, don't you?
Lick it from under the bed!
It's not an erotic story, is it?
It's really bad!
I can't stand it anymore!
You're looking at it like that, aren't you?
I'm looking at it the most!
I can't stand it anymore!
It's really bad!
Lick it from under the bed!
I can't stand it anymore!
I don't know if that woman was happy or not!
Lick it from under the bed for the first time!
She was wearing underwear!
She couldn't be happy about it!
She didn't know how to do it!
She was sweating a lot!
She was cold, wasn't she?
Lick it from under the bed!
I can't stand it anymore!
The floor is also bad!
From the wall to the bed, it's a mess!
It's shiny!
I hate it!
I really hate it!
This is a decision that has been received this much!
Next is the New York change of work and life survey.
This is a mansion survey, but
From a woman who became a fan of M-1,
Would you like to have sex when you come to Nagoya?
A DM came and posted it on Twitter.
From various people,
Would you like to have sex when you come to Marumaru?
I've been getting DMs like this.
Now, when my dad goes to New Guinea,
I've got a woman who can have sex.
What do you mean?
Would you like to have sex when you come to Nagoya?
A DM came and I posted it on Twitter.
This is an M-1 effect!
Then, 5,000 likes.
That's pretty popular.
Would you like to have sex when you come to Hokkaido?
Would you like to have sex when you come to Fukuoka?
There's a lot of this.
In the end, "Would you like to have sex when you come to Papa New Guinea?"
I've got it.
You can have sex in quite a few places.
Anywhere!
What's with Mishima's face?
I was about to talk about my personal stories.
I didn't like it anymore!
It's a personal story about New York, so it's okay.
It's not about Mishima.
Aren't you making fun of me because of what I just said?
I'm not!
Stop it!
Kabe, Name, Japanese!
I don't like this!
It's not what I thought at all!
Yamauchi was doing it!
What's wrong?
We have to start with Kabe!
It's going to be long!
Stop it!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
Go home!
It's going to be long!
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You have to be careful of women's relationships.
This is Mr. Morita of "Saraba Seishun no Hikari" and Mr. Bike Kawasaki Bike.
I often hang out with those two useless people and get along well.
I think we go to Aiseki Izaka about every week.
Really?
The three of us.
I haven't seen many people playing with women lately.
Those two have become great finalists.
I tell those two dirty people to cut them off.
Don't play with them.
Cut them off.
Those two dirty people with small bangs.
Get along with more beautiful seniors.
Choose a senior.
In New York, I got advice from Mr. Kubo from Mr. M.
Mr. Kubo told me that from now on, it's all about luck.
The winner is decided by luck.
Mr. Kubo told me to win by luck for two weeks until the final.
That's why I said "thank you" when I ordered food.
About a week ago, when I went to a bar,
I was treated like a thug for the first time.
Then another woman said, "Oh, you're from New York."
Those two told me a lot of things.
Still, if I didn't play with them to win by luck, I would have won first place.
I should have played with them by luck.
No, it's not like that.
I've said it many times.
I went to a bar for homeless people in front of the park.
I put food in it.
There was a man who came twice in a different hat.
I said, "I won't say it again, but it's no good."
Then the bar was over.
When I was about to go home, he came and said, "Thank you in advance."
I'm taking good care of you.
This is what I picked up.
Then he gave me this much pine cone.
What are you talking about?
Is that what you mean?
I put it in my room.
When I won, when I came back, I didn't have a pine cone.
I didn't have a pine cone.
It's not like that.
Where did you go?
I looked for it all my life and looked for it.
I don't have it.
Who is a newcomer?
Shinsuke.
You're Shinsuke, aren't you?
I've been looking for it all my life.
Is a pine cone coming to me?
There's no way I can say it.
From now on, I'd like to tell you some behind-the-scenes stories.
What is it?
It's a behind-the-scenes story corner.
What is it?
I met a fan.
Next time, behind the scenes of "M-1 FINALIST,"
Comedians boast about their supporting programs.
If you call me, I'll do it.
And super embarrassing private videos have also been released.
In addition, "Agency TOURS" is a first-class company.
It's amazing.
The inside of the agency you can't see is...
It's not like this.