AISubs v3.7
Tonight's topic is "secret room verification".
If you let these two drink...
If you don't show your negative side, you'll never see your positive side again.
It's not a dream, I just want you to accept yourself as you are.
You don't listen to anyone at all.
Also, it's Zakiya and Cookie who are usually funny, but...
It's like I'm living in a country house.
I think I like Tommy and Zakiya.
You're not funny at all.
And lastly...
Go, go, go!
Can we watch it?
Is it your first time?
It's my first time.
Wait a minute!
"Secret room verification".
If you let these two drink...
Tonight's topic is...
If you let these two drink...
What will happen?
We're going to verify it.
It looks like fun.
It's an unimaginable title.
That's that.
That's right.
Who is it?
I don't know.
It's like "Daibatteki".
It's an assistant.
It's a personal trainer.
It's not a personal trainer.
It's an assistant.
I don't know who it is.
You know who it is, don't you?
That's right.
It's my first time.
Please introduce yourself again.
I'm Natsuki Kojima, a former member of AKB48.
Today, I'll do my best as an assistant of Atsushi.
Thank you for having me.
That's wonderful.
In the sports meeting full of former members of AKB48...
Natsuki Kojima showed off his ugly posing.
It's ugly.
It's all ugly.
It's ugly.
Today, I'll do my best as an assistant of Atsushi.
Thank you for having me.
What made you join the entertainment world?
- What are you talking about? - No, no, no.
- You're making fun of her. - Yes, I am.
And pay attention to these two pairs.
I don't think Sakiya and Cookie will think of anything just by bumping into each other.
- They're the opposite of each other. - Yes, they are.
And again, Kusanagi and Miazon.
Miazon is very energetic, isn't she?
Miazon is really the opposite of Miazon.
Is there any silence between these two pairs?
- Naturally. - Naturally.
In the first place, I was banned from drinking alcohol for about a month.
- Oh, you were told not to drink with your partners. - It's been a while since I last drank.
- Well, you know... - Why are you touching her?
- Let's get started. - Yes, first pair.
It's Kusanagi and Miazon's VTR.
Negative Kusanagi and Positive Miazon.
What will happen to the opposite of each other?
June's Doors.
Kusanagi, who doesn't know yet who he will drink with, enters first.
You don't know, do you?
No, I don't know.
You don't know.
How do you feel now?
How do I feel now...
I've never drunk in private before.
Is it okay?
Is it okay for me?
Will we keep talking?
By the way, is there anyone you don't like when this person comes?
Mr. Junior...
I don't like him.
Is he an angry person?
Miyazon also explains about his drinking plan.
Who is he?
I don't know.
I can't tell you.
I'm scared.
Is there anyone you want me to come with?
Mr. Jackie Chan?
Mr. Amami Yu-chan?
You like big guys, don't you?
They are two contrasting people, but this time it's a real person.
From now on, the staff will also remove their seats and shoot with an unmanned camera.
And then...
Why are you holding your head up high?
We don't want to drink alone anyway.
Let's go there.
Hello.
Good morning.
Hello!
Do you know Miyazon's name?
Good morning.
Hello!
Hello.
Um...
We met somewhere, didn't we?
No, we didn't.
I'm...
Um...
You know his name, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You know his name, don't you?
It seems like Miyazon doesn't know about Kusanagi.
Oh, I see!
What is it?
You don't know his name?
Um...
You're not in Japan, are you?
I'm a comedian.
Um...
My name is Kusanagi.
Wow! You're a comedian, Kusanagi!
Nice to meet you! I'm Kusanagi.
Nice to meet you, too.
It's been a while.
It's been a while?
No, it's my first time.
It's your first time?
I feel like I've met you somewhere before.
Nice to meet you!
What are you doing today?
I didn't ask you anything today.
Would you like something to drink?
I'm scared! I thought you were going to do it!
Hey, you two!
Oh, sorry.
How old are you?
I'm 27.
Oh, then I'm older.
Hmm...
What should I do?
Let me see!
Isn't Minazun-san in trouble?
Minazun-san is in trouble, isn't he?
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
You want to drink quickly, don't you?
Oh!
My hands are cold.
Are you okay?
It's working pretty well.
Yes, it's working pretty well.
Excuse me.
Oh, in a good way...
The freezer might be a little...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
The first drink is a beer made by Minazun.
Kusanagi orders a highball.
What kind of conversation is this?
I'm kind of nervous.
Me, too.
Um...
I'm really good at it.
You're really good at it!
I'm really good at it.
My name is Kusanagi of Minazun-san.
Minazun-san?
Yes, I've been doing it for about six years.
I know you. I know you.
I know you, but I don't think it's my first time.
Minazun-san doesn't think you're Kusanagi.
No, actually...
Somewhere...
Miyashita-san is... Kusanagi-san.
Miyashita Kusanagi is not his real name, but his personal name.
Good evening!
That's enough! Let's eat!
What do you want to eat?
Anything is fine.
How about Basashi?
Let's eat! I've never eaten it before.
What?!
Can you touch it?
I don't really go out to drink.
What's wrong?
I don't really go out to drink.
Miyashita-san, where were you born?
Kusanagi.
I was born in Kusanagi.
Excuse me, what's your last name?
Kusanagi Koki.
Koki-san!
Can I call you that?
You can call me Miyazon!
Please call me Miyazon!
That's a bit...
Then it'll be hard for me to call you Koki-san.
Miyazon... Miyazon...
Then let's call you Miyazon-san!
Miyazon-san...
That's a bit...
Miyazon-san...
I didn't know you had such a senior relationship.
What's your favorite food?
My favorite food?
Let's eat Basashi!
No, no!
Why not?
I'll eat it!
How about oden?
Oden.
Why not?
Oden.
Let's not eat oden.
It's weird.
It's not good.
I don't know.
You don't know the rules.
I want to eat sashimi.
It's not good.
Why?
I want you to eat what you like.
I've never eaten it.
It's kindness.
Do you want oden?
I don't like it.
I like it.
I don't eat it either.
Let's not eat oden.
It's okay.
You can eat what you like.
Do you want to eat sashimi?
Let's eat sashimi.
Sashimi is okay, isn't it?
In the end, they only ordered sashimi.
Only?
How long have you been selling sashimi?
It's been 14 years since I started selling it.
It's doubled.
It may be doubled, but it's not doubled at all.
You look like you're drunk.
I don't know.
Do you like alcohol?
I don't like it at all.
It's okay when you bring sashimi.
I see.
Be careful.
Do you feel shy?
I can't say much.
What do you usually talk about?
I don't talk much, either.
It's okay if you don't talk much.
Do you have any concerns?
We don't have any concerns.
You can tell me about it.
I won't tell anyone.
Can you trust me that much?
I won't tell anyone.
I don't think I can do it.
There are people I like and people I don't like.
But I'm the type of person who says what I want to say.
That's helpful.
What do you mean you can't do it?
We're dating, right?
I've always wanted to meet you. I'm glad I met you.
I'm happy to meet you.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Can I tell you what I'm like now?
When we first met, I was surprised and shocked.
At first you don't know what I'm like.
But you'll know what I'm like later.
I'm telling you the truth.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I know.
He's religious.
You've done a lot of things.
I haven't done much yet.
No, you haven't been on YouTube.
I haven't been on YouTube?
My hands are cold.
Is it cold?
No, it's warm.
The second drink was finished in no time.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
One more highball.
One more sashimi, please.
You haven't eaten anything yet.
I don't eat when I drink.
I want to know why.
I don't know.
When you go drinking with someone...
Do you go drinking a lot?
I don't go drinking at all, so I know how you feel.
It's hard for you to go drinking alone.
I see.
I don't want you to say no.
Can you say no?
I'm sorry.
I sometimes say no.
I'm sorry.
He is doing his best, but he can't say no.
Mr.Myanon.
Please enjoy it.
I'm cold.
Please enjoy it.
I'm sorry.
Why are you holding hands?
Please enjoy it.
Please don't break my body.
Do you know how to massage?
I don't know how to massage.
What is it?
Is it a withdrawal?
I don't know.
Why?
I was going to school.
But I quit school.
I see.
He is kind.
Thank you.
He is kind.
He is kind, but he wants to be a better person.
He wants to be a better person.
That's why he quit school.
I see.
You should accept yourself as you are.
You should be cheerful.
I think so, too.
Thank you.
People with withdrawal tend to be kind and delicate.
I know such people.
He is counseling.
Suddenly?
I quit middle school and didn't go to high school.
What?
I'm sorry.
He said something.
But he couldn't say it.
What?
I'm sorry.
I saw you on TV.
I know.
I see.
What's wrong?
Let's ignore it.
In a good way.
In a good way?
Do you have a dream?
A dream?
I don't have a dream.
What did you say?
Well...
I don't have a dream.
I'm free without a dream.
I see.
I have a dream.
Don't you feel unhappy when you have a dream?
Yes, I do.
I see.
For example?
If you have a dream of appearing on a TV show,
don't you feel unhappy because of it?
Don't you feel unhappy because it's not popular?
If you have a dream,
you don't need it anymore.
You don't need it anymore.
You enjoy what you have now.
He is a good man.
Why did you become a comedian?
Me?
To be honest,
I wanted to be rich at first.
I wanted to buy a motel.
I wanted to buy a car.
I wanted to buy a jockey.
It changed at that time.
It doesn't matter now.
I don't have anything
so please don't get me wrong.
I just want to cheer people up.
That's all I have.
That's amazing.
I am happy.
You look happy.
Are you happy?
I am happy now.
You are happy now?
I think I am happy now.
- It's fun, you know. - No, no!
It's not about whether it's fun or not.
- You should say "it's fun"! - That's right.
- Is it fun? - It's like...
Is it fun?!
Yay!
- It's not working at all. - Is it fun?! - Yes.
I don't like it when people think it's "what the heck is this?"
I don't think of it like that at all.
- I don't think it's "what the heck is this?" - Really? - Of course.
I'm really worried and anxious about it.
- I want it to be fun! - What? What?
- I want it to be fun. - Thank you.
- Miyazon-san, do you have anything I can do for me? - No, it's fine.
- Okay, okay. - Seriously, Miyazon-san...
- Why do you touch your hands like that? - No, it's like...
If I'm in trouble, I'll just touch them.
I didn't have hands like that before.
- Why do you touch your hands like that?! - No, it's like...
- You're worried about everything, right? - I'm worried about everything. - Don't worry about it. - I see, I see.
And one hour after they started drinking...
The staff changes the tape for now.
And then...
It's a car!
- You don't want to go home? - What?! - What?!
- I'm hungry! - You don't want to go home?
- You immediately start talking to them.
At first, you said you couldn't do it.
- Talking is difficult. - It's difficult. - It's difficult.
- Talking is difficult. - Talking is difficult.
Drinking?!
Oh, is that how you say it? Don't drink!
Oh, I'm sorry about this one time.
We'll drink together!
- I'm really, really bad at doing this. - You're nice.
This kind of thing...
- me neither. - Me neither.
We'll do it like this.
- It's different. - This is...
- Let me say it.
- Yes. - Let me say it.
Why do you have to get excited?
Oh, I see.
That's all.
When my mother used to say "Are you tired?"
I said "Kid, don't worry about me."
When I saw her smile, she said, "How are you?"
When I was called "kid," she said, "Kid, smile. Smile."
I didn't know, but when she said, "Smile," my mom said she was tired.
So I couldn't study or do anything.
But my mom said, "Just smile."
Since I was a kid, I've been smiling brightly.
I thought my mom had the power to heal people like me.
It's not a bad thing if you don't smile.
What do you mean?
It's not dark, but in a good way.
Do you say "choco"?
It's not dark.
Some people think smiling is noisy.
Some people think smiling is annoying.
Isn't it hard for you?
Why isn't it hard for you?
Why?
I love you.
Can I hug you?
What's wrong with you?
Are you okay?
I don't like it.
You look like you're drinking entertainment.
Do you want me to smile?
Do you want me to smile or not?
Isn't it fun?
What's wrong with you?
You're asking a lot of questions.
You can't answer all of them.
You can't say bad things about your own feelings.
It's not good.
If it opens, it's not good.
How many times do you touch it?
More!
Let's talk about it.
Let's have fun.
Let's talk about it.
That's enough!
You don't look like you're having fun at all.
An hour and ten minutes since they started drinking.
They don't look like they're having fun.
Can I have a beer at the end?
I'm sorry.
Beer!
Can I have a beer at the end?
I'll have a beer at the end.
The last drink has arrived.
Thank you for your hard work!
Well...
It was fun!
It was fun.
It was fun for me, too.
I'm glad it opened.
You're welcome.
Do you have a cell phone?
Yes, I do.
Let's exchange LINE messages.
Do you have it?
No, I don't.
They exchanged LINE messages.
What is it called?
It's "Kusanagi".
It's "Kusanagi" for sure.
Well...
Today...
Let's have more fun in the future!
"Kusanagi" is catchy.
Thank you for coming today.
See you later!
I'm sorry!
I want to end this as soon as possible.
I'm sorry!
What?
You're too different.
Don't worry about it.
We couldn't get along.
That's why you exchanged LINE messages.
Sit down!
I'm sorry!
He's crazy.
It's weird that you've gotten closer.
You're getting closer.
You're really getting closer!
What should we do?
Yes?
Let's go to the swamp.
What?
Wait a minute!
See you!
Go home and rest!
They drank together.
It's like a counseling session.
I didn't say what I wanted to say.
What did you want to say?
You were scared, weren't you?
I was scared.
It's almost the first time I've talked to someone.
Before this project,
I looked up how to drink with my seniors on my cell phone.
Did you look up the manual?
I looked up the manual, and I thought it might be my seniors.
It said, "Seniors sit in the back seat."
I was led to the back seat.
I thought my juniors might come,
but it was Miyazon.
I thought it was my seniors,
and I tried to change seats,
but it wasn't like that.
I was like, "Huh?"
(Laughter)
You were late.
I was scared.
You were late.
I wanted you to have fun.
I felt you weren't having fun.
I was excited and had fun.
(Laughter)
With power.
It's scary when dark people suddenly meet.
It's scary.
It's like a dead firefly.
I was drawn to you.
You said good things in the middle of the show.
Really?
You said, "It's okay to be free."
Her smile was lovely, too.
I could feel that she was saying something to me.
How can I say...
Well...
Oh my god!
You're very positive, aren't you?
You can't accept everything.
Yes, I was positive, but...
I was like...
What are you talking about?
I was like...
Can you say it again?
I was like...
You should say it again.
I'm sorry.
You should say it again.
I was suffering a lot.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Miyazon was also...
She was trying to save him.
She was throwing light at him.
Miyazon didn't know me, but...
But...
What's wrong with you?
I think Miyazon didn't know me.
She was pretending to know me.
She didn't know me.
Miyazon said to me, "I know you. Have you seen me before?"
I said, "No, I haven't."
I read it in the manual.
It wasn't in the manual.
Was it in the manual?
It wasn't in the manual.
The second pair is...
Mr. Zakiyama and Mr. Cookie.
What's going to happen?
Miyazon and Kusanagi are the same.
Ms. Jinnai.
Are they going to hold hands and talk?
Are they going to talk?
Are they going to organize their conversation?
Are they going to talk about each other's jokes?
They have their own unique ways of talking.
Let's watch it.
Do you have a video?
Yes, we do.
I didn't know you talked this much.
Let's watch the video.
Let's watch it.
They have similar types.
Which of them is going to talk first?
It's June.
Kukki, who still doesn't know who to choose, enters first.
By the way, who do you imagine will come?
People who can deal with me are like Harumi Nemoto.
You like Harumi Nemoto, don't you?
I don't like kind girls. I don't think they're strong.
When we asked Zakiyama who he thinks his opponent is...
What do you think?
Kano Mika-san.
You're wearing the same kind of pocket.
That's the same.
You're wearing the same kind of pocket.
From now on, the staff will also remove their seats and shoot with an unmanned camera.
And then...
He's in trouble.
He's fast.
Koo is in trouble.
I didn't even think about it.
I'm relieved.
I'm glad you're okay.
I'm afraid of someone.
You're afraid of someone, aren't you?
I don't know who it is.
Koo is in trouble.
I'm afraid of someone.
I thought it was Kano Mika.
Who would come here?
I thought it was Kano Mika.
Kano Mika wouldn't wait here.
I didn't know for a moment.
I thought it was Mika.
You have similar eyes.
Koo is in trouble.
Just like me!
I thought it was Koo.
How old is Koo?
Today is Mosaicky.
How old are you?
I am...
43.
How old are you?
43.
1970?
6.
6?
January?
March?
Oh!
Oh, then you are...
Oh, then you are completely...
Completely the same age.
And the first drink is Tom's highball.
This wire is delicious.
What is your order?
I can't eat raw fish, so please eat whatever you like.
You can't eat raw fish in this restaurant?
This is not a restaurant specializing in raw fish.
This is a restaurant specializing in raw fish, isn't it?
No, it's not. Look at this. This is the only raw fish restaurant in this restaurant.
It's like NGK, isn't it?
You're messing with us.
You're messing with NGK.
You're messing with us, aren't you?
You ate raw fish a while ago.
Everyone likes eating raw fish.
What do you mean?
Please bring me a lot of raw fish.
Did you smoke a while ago?
I quit smoking.
Did you smoke?
I quit smoking.
Do you smoke white?
I smoke white.
Do you smoke white?
I smoke white.
He's saying it in a low voice.
I'm Alita from Cream Choux.
Yamazaki, when I'm 40, I think I'll quit smoking.
"You'll quit, right?" he said.
Let's quit.
He's a crazy guy.
He's crazy.
Who's Cookie's junior fan?
Like my Alita-san.
No, it's not a junior fan...
It's more like a buffalo boss.
Which one?
Mr. Takewaga?
Both of them.
So Fujimo-san can't do it?
Fujimo-san can't do it.
Fujimo-san is now...
a very terrible human being.
And here's Cookie's worst sashimi.
You should see it before you eat it.
Oh, really?
You should see it.
How big is it?
Two or three?
No way!
Two?
You're so sensitive.
You're always like this.
You're so easy to understand.
Easy to understand.
Zacky showed his easy-to-understand bokeh.
The next topic is about his young age.
When "bokehabura" was released, did you think you'd sell well?
No, "bokehabura"...
There were a lot of people.
It was amazing.
People on TV are talking about you now.
That's right.
You're an "animal thetan".
No, I'm not.
I'm not at all.
You're always messing around.
No, I'm not.
You're "makeshore", "neptune", "kaiserisuigyo" and "cream choux".
That's right.
You're "yuta" and "tsuchida".
That's right.
There are a lot of "bokehabura" generations.
That's right.
Did "yasei bakudan" stop auditioning?
No, no.
It was accepted, but the show was over.
Really?
"golden" was released only twice in January.
"uta no bokehabura" was released late at night.
Only "bokehabura" was released.
So "bokehabura" was released at the same time.
I'm sure of it.
"longbow" was released at the beginning of "bokehabura".
"zakosho" was released at the same time as "g-men".
"g-men" was released.
"zakio" was released at the same time as "bokehabura".
I'm happy to see you not white-haired today.
I'm not white-haired anymore.
I'm refusing to be white-haired.
Are you still using white-haired?
It's about time for me to be white-haired.
You're not white-haired.
You're a man of that world view.
You're strong.
I have to live on.
You have to live on.
Did you have any strategy?
No, I didn't.
I just did what I could do.
I'm not like Matsumoto-san now.
Is that what you did at first?
Yes, it is.
And when I said "drink", Arita-san made fun of me and said "hey, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch", and my life got distorted.
It's weird, it's weird. You felt uncomfortable? Yes.
And I said "ouch, ouch, ouch, hey", but it's been a long time.
I see. You have a strong sense of humor.
I didn't expect you to suddenly appear on the stage.
Nice to meet you.
You've been living off tea, but it's impossible for you to suddenly admire me, right?
It's impossible for me to admire you.
It seems that there was such weather in Zakiyama when he was in his late 20s.
Before I became a member of M.O.M. in 2003, I didn't tell Arita-san about it.
She was so rich that she could live off of Cream C.'s miscellaneous goods.
I drove with Arita-san every day.
I got paid for it and went to Cream C.'s set every day.
I asked her about it and she gave me advice about comedy.
I don't know if it was useful or not.
I got paid hundreds of thousands of yen a month.
I told her about it and she was like, "That's enough, isn't it?"
I was like, "Let's do that."
I was a member of M.O.M. when I didn't tell Arita-san about it.
I was a member of M.O.M. after M.O.M. ended.
You were happy about it.
You were prepared for it.
An hour and a half later...
They continued their serious talk without making fun of each other.
I forgot about making fun of you.
When you're in Kansai and you start working in Kanto,
does it change who you think is amazing?
Downtown is already decided and it's Kansai.
I think I liked Tondel-san.
Is it right?
It's not right.
It's not right!
I've never done it.
I want to meet Tondel-san.
Tondel-san is the only one I haven't met.
You've met Unnan-san, right?
Yes, I have.
I've met Downtown-san, Takeshi-san, Sanma-san, and Tamo-san.
I've only met Tondel-san.
It makes me nervous.
At first, it's better to watch it on TV.
I can't see myself when I look back like this.
So when I record it on TV, I feel like I'm talking with myself.
I think it's better like that.
You haven't been stupid for a long time.
It's been a long time.
You should be stupid.
Who did you care about the most?
Downtown-san and Unnan-san.
Takeshi-san and Sanma-san are too high.
Let's go higher.
They are amazing people.
But they are affected the most.
It's like a laughing stock generation.
Of course.
You are not stupid at all.
Don't you have more stupid material?
You should be stupid.
You are not stupid at all because you are stupid for biting sashimi.
Why do you do it two or three times?
You should be stupid for biting sashimi.
He was crazy at that time.
I admire people of the same generation.
For example, Goto of football.
You have been doing it for a long time.
Yes.
Once again.
He sold himself in Tokyo.
So you are different from when you were in Osaka.
When I was in Osaka, I was doing it.
But when I came to Tokyo, people picked me up.
Your balance has changed.
You went abroad first.
Yes.
It's a phenomenon of Kansai.
Yes.
When I was in Kanto, Ariyoshi-san went to Sakurajima Rocks.
He saw hell.
Then he came back and sold himself.
He is not stupid at all.
But if you look at him from a distance and say that he is active, it won't happen in Kanto.
That's right.
You can't be separated from Kansai.
You have to sell yourself twice in Kansai.
I'm interested in it.
But you gave him a dream.
Yes.
Even an entertainer like A.T.C. can sell himself.
Yes.
That's why entertainers can't stop.
You are very normal.
But I still watch it.
I still watch it.
We were in our 30s.
Certainly.
At that time, I was about 27 or 28 years old.
I didn't think I could do this much.
You made it last longer.
That's right.
There are more people who can't do it.
On the contrary, if you are a salaryman or do a normal job, you should be able to do it.
But you can't do it.
It's like a normal old man's story.
I can't do it anymore.
But you can't help it.
That's right.
It's getting late for biking.
That's right.
I think so, too.
It's possible to sell at 50.
That's right.
I don't know if it's good or bad.
They talk without making fun of each other.
They should make fun of each other.
Two hours have passed since they started drinking.
After laughing, they talk about their worries.
I don't care about it.
I have to ask you about it.
Everyone has their own worries, right?
Are you over 90 years old?
I'm in my early 90s.
You're older than me.
My stomach hurts a little.
Your stomach hurts?
I can't see my own dick anymore.
What are you talking about?
I can't see it at all.
You're sticking it in your ear.
It's 4K, right?
It's 4K.
It's been a while since I've been stupid.
It's 9K.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
If you're watching a gay show...
You want to wear it, don't you?
I want to wear it.
When you're making fun of someone, you want to wear something.
It could be a hoodie.
You're a gay who has a 4K complex.
I feel sorry for you.
That's right.
Why are you making fun of me?
Why?
It's been a while since I've been stupid.
You know?
That's why the audience can tell.
You know?
No, not at all.
Can I show you?
Sure.
Really?
Oh my!
In Ginza!
Because I'm confident.
What?
What are you doing?
I don't like it!
It's legal!
That's it!
That's it, Omotama!
That's it!
What is it?
Let's not talk about it.
If you say "it's legal" now, it's already legal.
It's legal!
That's it!
That's what everyone says.
That's what I think.
Tamura, Atsushi, Ariyoshi, Hiroyuki are all the same.
That's what everyone says.
I don't care.
I'm the same age as Cookie.
We're the same age.
If you were a perfect man like me,
I would have told you.
I told you.
You're just like me.
You can't show your good side.
You're just like me.
You can't show your good side.
You'll make it worse.
Why do you say that?
You're just like me.
You're weird.
I'm sorry about this.
If I was perfect,
please forgive me.
You're perfect.
What about you?
What a conflict!
I was the only one who could do it in Ginza.
I wasn't serious.
Harumaki?
I haven't raised my mic yet.
Isn't it "baribari-houkei"?
I told you already.
"Houkei-no-mizuwari".
There is no "houkei-no-mizuwari".
Who asked you that?
What kind of question is that?
I'm serious.
This is how you do it, Yasebado.
If you combine "big joke" and "big joke", you can't joke anymore.
Are you going to fight and get killed?
Are you going to fight and get killed and die?
That's not true, is it?
It's not fair for me to talk about "houkei" from myself.
It's not "from yourself".
If you say "from yourself", it sounds like I'm talking about "houkei".
Can I see it?
I'm going to say it properly.
After this, we will verify his suspicion.
I'm going to say it properly.
What are you going to do?
Can I see it?
Here we go.
I'm going to say it properly.
I saw it in the hot spring.
What did you think of it?
I was covered with it.
If you say it like that, it will be like that.
It will be like that in the end.
It's good that you can't show it.
It's my line.
It's good that you can't show it.
It's my line.
It's good that you can't show it.
It's a perfect landscape.
I saw it like this.
I thought you were an old man.
Seriously.
You looked like an old man.
You looked like an old man when you were the most exhausted.
If you say it like that, it will be like that in the end.
That's enough.
You were the worst pretending to be an old man.
Seriously.
I always have a feeling of proving myself.
Are you okay today?
It's not "today" anymore.
It's "forever"?
That's right.
Showa, Heisei and Rei are always aimed at me.
Showa is aimed at you?
Yes, Showa is aimed at me.
I want you to confirm it one more time.
I'm serious.
Adachi and Kojima are aimed at me.
I'm aimed at you?
Jin, please say it properly.
I always say it properly.
If I say it properly...
You said "adjustment" and "cookie" just now.
You can't lie in your life.
That's right. I can't lie in my life.
I want you to do it like that.
Are you ready?
You are very serious.
Why?
You are very serious.
I'm serious, right?
You are very serious.
This is terrible.
We have no choice but to increase the number of people.
I don't want to do it in a studio where there are women.
But we have to increase the number of people who see this.
That's right.
Kusanagi, is it okay?
Is it me?
Can you look at me?
I trust people like Kusanagi the most.
I don't like people who think they are doing it on purpose.
Kusanagi, please look at me.
Are you ready?
Is it your first time?
It's my first time.
You look like you are in a shop.
Please look at me.
Are you ready?
You are very serious.
Wait a minute.
Why do you say like that?
You are not serious.
Why do you say like that?
You might say it's okay.
Who says like that?
You can't say like that.
I couldn't do it in a studio.
I want to do it now.
I couldn't do it in a studio for a long time.
I'm suffering now.
That's how you do it.
Is it okay?
RANKS-Q
Everyone, be careful!
Shinagawa's mouth key is dirty!
RANKS-Q invites only Shinagawa's cute juniors!
Shinagawa, I'll call you later.
Huh?
Do you have a personal message?
I want to be called by my beloved Shinagawa-san as soon as possible!
Shinagawa-san asked me to kiss you.
Is it really okay to say it on TV?
Will the assistant also play an active role?
And this year, the "Tereata Night Festival" is held!
The "Britain's Most Popular Experience" and "50-day Live" will also be held!
"Britain's Most Popular Experience" and "50-day Live" will also be held!