AISubs v3.7
Friday's "London Hearts" tonight is...
Female dancers...
Real women...
And women!
The judges will choose the most beautiful faces of foreign men just by looking at them.
And they will have their dreams come true.
"Beauty Cup"!
So, once again, we have Zakiko and Ariko as the leaders of the men's team.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
They're doing their best.
They're making hearts.
Like old ladies.
The competition items are also fierce.
Yes, yes, yes.
Right, female entertainers' team?
Yes, yes, yes.
Up until now, female dancers have won many times.
As real women, we can't afford to lose!
Today is going to be a tough battle.
No, no, no.
It's okay.
I found it.
The most fashionable fashion.
Today, it's this.
It's Minako.
She's Big Daddy's model.
No matter what you say, Minako is the man you like.
Their obsession with beauty is number one.
It's been a while since they've aimed for a win.
The women's team!
Yuko, you're also wearing Japanese clothes today.
Yes, I am.
You're not a good match for a woman.
"Takarakujiru", is that it?
"Yada", is it?
It's a never-ending "yada".
This time, too, the appearance of the opposing team will not be visible until the battle begins.
Now, then...
Here is the problem.
The women's and men's teams.
In the second round, the women's and men's teams have been divided into two parts, from the gold and silver winners to the attention-seeking young players.
In that transformation state, the members will be selected for the final match.
First of all, the ace of the team, the twin brother of "Kyotai Manzai", "ASEI".
I'm "ASEI".
Here you go.
"ASEI".
Oh, this is...
What's up with you?
A stable "ASEI", isn't it?
That's right.
Thank you very much.
Well, I'm sure you're the ace.
I'm in the middle of "M-ONE", but I'm betting on this side.
I'm in the middle of "M-ONE", but tomorrow is the semi-final.
You're betting on this side, aren't you?
I'm betting on this side.
What's your favorite point?
It's that she's a little like an Okinawan girl.
Oh, I see.
That's what I like about her.
Next up is "TOKYO HOTEISON TAKERU", who is popular for his unique way of talking.
"HOTEIKO".
Here you go.
"HOTEIKO".
Is it "HOTEIKO"?
Is it "HOTEIKO" of "HOTEISON"?
Hello!
I didn't know it would be like this.
Yes.
Let me take off my glasses, too.
Yes.
I hope you don't mind.
No, no, no, no.
This is what I do when I'm doing a food report in the evening.
This is how you do it.
No, no, no.
But you're a beautiful person.
You're beautiful.
Oh, I see.
The winner of "KING OF CON" this year is...
...Akiyama of "HANAKO".
"HANAKO" is "AKIYAMA".
Oh!
It's "HANAKO".
Oh, it's exactly "HANAKO".
It's "HANAKO".
Go!
Oh, I see.
It's there!
You're becoming cute.
It's there!
Oh, I like this angle.
You like it, don't you?
You're wearing it, aren't you?
That's right.
Yes, I am.
Are you the king?
Please.
Next is...
...dance and vocal group "DICE".
"WADA".
It's "WADACO".
"WADACO" of "DICE"?
What is "WADACO"?
Wow!
Oh, my!
One more.
"DICE".
"WADACO" is strong.
"DICE" is hot.
"WADACO" is strong.
Why?
I like it.
It's a little topping.
Yes, it is.
It's a little topping.
Next, where does Izumi usually go to?
Osako!
Isn't he a Korean ambassador?
Yes, he is.
He is there, though.
He is.
Isn't he the king of lions?
He is the king of lions.
Isn't he the king of children?
Look at his shoulders.
They are big.
I can't hide my shoulders.
You can't hide them in front of you.
It's a hard-to-use card.
It's a special card.
He is a great man.
It's hard-to-use card.
It's a little topping.
Next, where does Yume no Kyoen live?
She is the younger sister of Jisho Ikko and Matsuo Chokura.
Ikko!
What?
Is she still there?
She is back.
She is Ikko.
She is Ikko of those days.
Did you come again?
Grace!
You are so good!
You were a little more easy-to-mix age.
You are having a hard time now.
This is from your sister.
That's right.
You brought a proper one, right?
I brought it properly!
Which one?
You can choose this one!
Is it this one?
If you choose that one, you will be the loser.
So, there is a sister competition?
Yes, there is.
One vs...
You will lose!
I won't lose!
It's a good show, isn't it?
The 7th contestant is the boss's head, KOROCHIKI NATAN.
It's URADAKO.
Why?
URADAKO?
Say it again.
She is cute.
She looks like an old woman who is having a period.
I think it's different.
She looks like a foreigner.
She is more useful than OSADA.
What are you talking about?
The 8th contestant is...
I have to call this person.
CUNNING, TAKEYAMA, TAKEKO.
Don't laugh at me.
I can't laugh at you.
You look like a boar.
You are active.
I will win for sure.
This member is the youngest.
Look at me!
I can't laugh at you.
It's not my fault.
You are too familiar with me.
Director ARIKO will choose 4 members.
There are 4 members in the first half.
Why are you doing it this far?
I'm waiting for you!
The women's and men's teams are as follows.
The members will be replaced up to three times.
And the team with four winners will win!
The judges are men from all over the world.
Round Four!
The first person to choose is...
Who is it?
Louise! She's from England! She's 29 years old!
England! Oh, she's from England!
She's 29 years old!
England, huh...
England stands out for its fashionable beauty in the fashion empire known for its UK style.
Ms. Tanaka, could you please explain the project to us?
Is it OK like this?
Now, each team, please select a member who you think will look good on the screen.
For the female entertainer team, we have a candidate.
Oh, it's you!
- Me! - Oh, it's Seiko!
- Seiko-chan! - Yes!
- Oh, you made up your mind early! - Yeah, unexpectedly early.
- First of all, you can make her look good, right? - Yeah.
- Honko, right? Honko. - No, it's not!
- Does it have a name? Does it have a name? - It's Seiko.
- I'm not Honko!
- Now, the male team!
- Is it Ben-chan? - Ben-chan?
- Is it Ben-chan? - She's British.
- She's British.
- She's beautiful, but look at her. - Ben-chan is a bit...
- She's suddenly going for the Spice Girls. - She's suddenly going for the Spice Girls.
- She's British, but she's a bit... - She's British, but she's a bit...
- One of Kabuki-cho's bars, Hige-girl's number one, One-eiger, she's going for the Spice Girls!
- Can I let you go now, Ben-chan? - You can!
- Are you okay? - There's no momentum.
- When it's Tooru-chan's turn, I'm getting pretty tired.
- If possible, do it quickly!
- It's a short distance race!
- Now, male entertainers' team!
- Even if you think it's Ben-chan, you're throwing it away.
- And then, dice.
- Are you going for it? - If you're going for it, dice.
- Surprisingly, this card is...
- Mentally...
- You can do it!
- It's difficult!
- There's no choice but to dice!
- Wadako! - Wadako soy milk!
- Don't lose your temper!
- That's a good match!
- Aren't you nervous?
- That's cute!
- Seiko-chan is overwhelmingly...
- You're overwhelmingly like this...
- You're overwhelmingly like this!
Please don't say that.
Please say it clearly.
Let's start.
Three people will make a face towards the camera.
First is Seiko.
She's good.
She's perfect.
Next is Percha.
She has a face.
Next is Wadako.
She has a face.
Let's start.
Open the monitor!
Please.
Where are you going?
Just be natural.
You can go.
You're going wild.
Weirdly.
She's watching you.
Let me ask you a question.
Who do you like the most among these three?
Please press the button!
Kotako!
How is it?
Is it cute?
Yes!
How is it?
Who is it?
Come!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I got it!
It's so painful!
If you lose!
Let's ask him!
Where did you choose the woman in pink?
All three of them were beautiful,
but Mr. Wadako says that
there was something that attracted him.
That's true!
It's natural, isn't it?
Then, please tell him that
the woman you chose is actually a man.
That means you have a wonderful personality!
In this,
the only real woman is
actually the woman in red.
That's not good!
In the end,
the winner is the women's team!
The course is now open for the third round!
Ara!
29 years old!
It's a bit late for that.
300 million people in Japan.
What kind of woman do they like?
Now, the female entertainer team!
Oh, you know her!
Ms. Kayoko Okubo is here!
She's in a good mood today.
Wow!
Don't point your middle finger at me!
Don't point your middle finger at an American!
It's been a while!
Don't put all of it in there.
It's okay.
Stretch it out.
Stretch it out!
Now, the female entertainer team!
I'm a little worried about you, Ms. Kayoko.
Yeah, I'm worried about you.
Are you still worried about me?
Yeah, I'm still worried about you.
12 minutes left!
Oh, no!
Do we have to say it now?
We have to say it now!
It's better to say it now.
Yeah, if we get the best in about 12 minutes,
I'll say it first.
12 minutes is the best, right?
I'll say it first.
Yes!
See you later!
The three of you look great today!
That's right.
I also changed my hairstyle a little today.
You look good, Ms. Kayoko.
You're big, as I thought!
Now, the male entertainer team!
Oh, you know her!
Three rabbits have gathered!
No one's here!
There's no one over there who can take care of themselves!
Takeko is over here!
I should have put myself over there!
I should have left my coach over there!
Poteco, right?
Poteco...
But, if you look closely at Poteco,
he often comes in like this.
Can you show me your smile?
Oh, oh, oh!
No, you have to be ugly!
Poteco is no good!
No, but Poteco is the best!
I'm winning with my success rate!
Aseko!
Yes!
Please!
I'm counting on you, Aseko!
I'm strong, you know!
You're cute.
Now, we'd like you to make a beautiful face for us.
First of all, Kayoko Okubo!
She's got it!
She's got it.
Her eyes are sparkling.
Oh, my!
She's smiling!
She's got it.
Next, Mitsu!
Mitsu is stylish.
She's cool. She's cool.
She's beautiful.
Next, Aseko!
I'm counting on you, Aseko!
Wow, you're right!
Now, what will happen?
Open your monitors!
Don't you think you're overdoing it?
I know, right?
Now, among you three,
choose your favorite woman just by looking at her.
I'm looking at you!
Who is it?
She's got it!
You're overdoing it, baby!
She's got it!
You're overdoing it, baby!
She's got it!
Let's ask her what she chose!
Why did you choose the woman in red?
It was definitely her lips. Her lips is what got me.
She had the sexiest look to me.
First of all, it looked like you were appealing to him.
He said you were very sexy.
Sexy?
I'm not flirty.
No, no, stop it.
What are you talking about?
Big Daddy's dick.
What?
That's the worst.
Now, she lost three of them.
Belle, three of them.
She lost two of them.
All she has left is a wooden stick and rusty ax.
Stop it!
Don't say things like that!
I'll prove it!
Throw it!
Is this how you do it?
Like this?
This is bad!
But your skin is dry in the studio, right?
Yes, it's really dry.
If you don't mind, I'd like you to apply sesame oil now.
What is sesame oil?
I'll prove it!
The women's and men's teams won by a large margin.
Will the women's teams be able to turn things around?
Dilip, 27 years old, Nepal.
She's Japanese, right?
It says "Japan" on her hat.
Look at her face!
In Nepal, which is located in South Asia,
there are many women who are shy and make men stand up.
First of all, who do you think can go to Nepal?
Nepal!
She seems to be confident about Nepal.
Why are you confident about Nepal?
I've been to a country near Nepal.
People talked to me a lot about Nepal.
I think I can go there because I have experience.
She looks like a goddess.
She looks like a Buddha of thought.
You're in an advantageous position.
You can do it!
What a wonderful meal!
How nice!
What a nice smile!
What's this?
Should I show you the front of my head?
Can you show me your right side?
I like it!
You look beautiful!
Thank you!
Koyuki-san is in.
She is different.
She is a foodie.
Don't put Koyuki-san in!
Koyuki-san is in.
Team Onee!
Should I go?
I think my mom will like me.
Don't you like Belle-chan?
She is stronger.
That's right!
I see!
Yoshiko came out, so I have to go!
You are making a tragedy of yourself!
You haven't hidden it for a long time!
Stop it!
Look at the monitor!
Don't look up!
What are you chasing?
Where are you looking?
What are you doing?
The mountains are burning!
The local mountains are burning!
It's safe because we are in Kazakami,
but I'm worried about the people in the other city!
Hikau-san, too!
Why are you both looking at the mountains?
It's exciting!
What is this?
Don't get excited!
Next, Team Male Entertainers!
Since we have all the actors here,
why don't you go, too, Hanako?
Thank you!
It's totally different!
This is exciting!
You can win!
Hanako, look away for a second!
It's okay!
She is scared!
It's a battle without looking at the monitor!
Why?
What is this?
Let's start.
Look at the camera and make a cute face.
First, Yoshiko.
Next, Inko.
Next, Hanako.
No, no, no!
Smile! Smile!
Cute! Cute!
Let's start.
Open the monitor!
Who do you like the most among these three?
Please press the button!
Isn't it easy?
It's easy!
You can do it!
You can do it, Hanako!
You can do it!
Hanako did it!
She did it!
It was an easy game!
Let's ask her why she chose them.
Why did you choose the women in pink?
Actually, all of them look a little bit like boys' type,
but she looks more like a girl.
It seems like all three of you looked like men,
but Hanako chose you.
What is so manly about the women in green?
I don't know her attitude and look at her attitude.
What?
I don't like Inko's attitude.
Attitude?
Attitude!
She doesn't like your attitude!
I'll shoot you!
What is this?
Don't put in a new one!
It's getting hot in the back, too.
If you talk...
I'm a public servant.
What is a public servant?
Do you call it a swan's public servant?
Stop it, Mr. Okubo.
The women's dance team won again.
With this, they lead by one point.
Mr. Okubo.
We need someone to give us a lesson, don't we?
Yoshiko isn't there.
No, where is Yoshiko?
Where is she?
Round 4.
Panayotis, 34 years old.
She is from Greece.
With a clear face,
she is said to be beautiful in many ways.
From the women's entertainment team.
34 years old.
Yoshiko is already 34 years old.
Horan-chan is here.
She looks sharper, doesn't she?
Her teeth are cleaner.
Her size is bigger, too.
Did you make it bigger?
I didn't make it bigger.
It was a skipper.
I made one bigger to fill it in.
You fill in the gaps.
You make each one bigger.
You have to fill it in.
It's hard to fill in more.
Can you fill it in?
It's better like that.
It's a perfect Horan-chan.
She is cute.
Did you really get this question?
I'm surprised.
Minoa-san.
I'm Belle-chan.
It's hard for you to get Belle-chan.
I lose this round, so I will go with Hotteko.
Hotteko.
I will win.
I must win.
The three people chosen.
Look at the camera and make a beautiful face.
I'm counting on you, Hotteko.
Minoa-san.
No, no, no.
No.
I couldn't say it.
I lost.
It's too funny.
Next, Belle-chan.
It's hard for you to get Belle-chan.
Can you do it?
Hotteko.
You can't move.
You look like Mami-chan.
Let's start.
Open the monitor.
Hotteko, move a little.
Choose a face that you like just by looking at it.
Hotteko, move a little.
I'm glad.
As expected of Belle-chan.
Tanaka-san, please tell us why you chose her.
Why did you choose the woman in green?
She looks more feminine and she's quite sexy.
She looks very feminine and sexy.
What kind of kiss are you imagining?
I don't think I can say that on the air.
No way, Belle-chan!
No way, Belle-chan! No way, Belle-chan!
When did you become like this?
Why do hearts resonate?
The woman you chose is actually a ladyboy.
She's putting in a lot of effort.
The winner is Belle-chan!
What are you doing?
You lost, didn't you?
It's really frustrating.
Jackman, you bastard!
You didn't say "we bastard" just now, did you?
You should have done it properly.
I still have more bullets in me.
The women's team won for the first time.
They won by a huge margin.
She's Mexican.
She's 31 years old.
In a country that represents middle-aged men and women,
Mexico seems to have a lot of passionate women.
She looks like a rapper.
Is it Yoshiko Enanto?
Let's go!
She's cute.
I thought she was Yoshiko Enanto.
But she's Mexican.
Are you okay?
Yoshiko Enanto is spicier.
Spice is important in Mexico.
The women's team.
I want to have fun.
Toru-chan.
I will go.
Please go.
Toru-chan, your mustache.
Hey!
You just put it on, didn't you?
You hid your mustache.
Toru-chan, you look like Moriguchi Hiroko-san now.
Stop it!
You are Moriguchi-san now.
You are Moriguchi-san now. Stop it!
Men's entertainment team.
It's a mess here.
Yes, it is.
You don't have your card?
Let's go.
Hoteco is a little...
Aseco is a little...
Aseco is losing confidence now.
He is losing his mind.
He is Mexican.
He has a strong and spicy mind.
Who do you want to go with?
I want to go to Osaco.
Osaco?
Spain.
I want to go to Osaco and Nagaco.
Okay.
Let's go to Osaco and Nagaco.
He has a strong mind.
He went to Osaco and Hoteco instead of Aseco and Hoteco.
It's good.
It's like "The Strongest Tag Team".
It's like "Girls' Pro".
It's good.
It's like "Devil's Charge".
The opponent is not strong.
I think it's okay.
How about you?
If you go to Mexico, who will you go with?
Well, I...
Are you saying you are confident?
He is losing his mind.
Which one is it?
But this is...
Only Osara-san has a different way of doing it.
Osara-san, I will do it.
One punch!
Osako!
Please!
Please, Osako!
Close your eyes. Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, Asano Asuko-san came out!
Which one? Which one is Asuko-san?
Asuko-san or Yuuko-san? Please open your eyes!
Yuuko-san! Yuuko-san!
Yuuko-san! Asuko-san! Asuko-san!
Now, let's go back!
Three people with beautiful faces! First, Seiko!
You can win this match!
So cute!
Next, Toru-chan!
I'm Moriguchi Hiroko!
Dreams are many, many!
Yes, Osako! Hiroko! Hiroko!
Let's go, Hiroko!
Osako!
Yes, yes, yes!
Now, let's go back!
Five people! Open your eyes!
You can win this match!
Now, Maruko! Choose a girl you like just by her appearance!
Osako, let's make her move!
She put strength into it!
She really did her best!
Now, Maruko! Choose a girl you like just by her appearance!
Osako, let's make her move!
Now, go ahead!
Let's go, let's go!
Which girl has he chosen!?
Surprisingly good!
Come on!
Why?
Today's winner is...
Yes!
What is it?
It's the highest bidder!
I heard about it!
I'm the highest bidder!
You're the highest bidder!
That's great!
Let's hear the reason!
She said her face and hair are beautiful.
Nice, Marco!
How about the woman in green?
She has too much make-up.
She hid her beard too much.
How about the woman in red?
She looks like she just woke up.
This is terrible!
I lost to Osada!
Osada's face is beautiful!
It's a matter of confidence!
The woman you chose is actually a man.
She looks good.
She looks like a man.
The only woman out of the three is the woman in red.
Stop apologizing!
The women's and men's teams have reached...
Round Six!
Mehmet! 40 years old! He's from Turkey.
He's been traveling around Asia and Europe and he's famous for his daily life.
Mr. Okubo, you three seem to be having a hard time mentally.
Seiko, you go!
Me?!
Seiko, you go!
Not Yoshiko!
Seiko, you go!
Are you trying to destroy my mental state?!
Yoshiko is surprised, too.
I can go anytime!
Okay, okay, okay!
Not at all!
Okay, okay, okay!
It's hard to hold it back!
Wait a minute!
And the older girls' team has passed again!
The men's team...
Well...
Nadal is the only one left!
Well, I'm the only one left!
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait!
What is it?
Why are you over there?
If we let Aseko pass here, I think we can win!
That's right!
Calm down!
Let's go for it!
Are you going?
Wait a minute!
While we're at it...
Even though we put in a lot of effort...
That's right!
We can't give up now!
Let me do it one more time!
Let's go!
Okay!
Let's go for it!
While we're at it!
Well...
There's that defeat just now!
Show me how you do it!
Huh?
What is this?
This is impossible!
Don't bend over!
You're bending over!
Hey!
And...
And put it back!
And...
And put it back!
You can't do it!
Seriously!
Do it properly!
Right now!
Let's go for it!
It's okay, right?
We can win, right?
Yes!
Let's go!
Sixth round!
Face the camera with a pretty face!
What is it?
It's pretty...
Wow!
Toru-chan!
Wow!
What is it?
Next, Ladako!
What is it? What is it? What is it?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
What is it? What is it?
Who will win?
What kind of image is that?
It's all of you!
Who do you like the most out of the three of you?
A man and a woman and a woman's battle!
If Ladako wins, the women's and men's teams will win three in a row!
Will the Turkish and Mehmet team win?
What is it? What is it?
There's no donation!
Hey!
Of course!
Even if you get lost!
No, this is only for genius!
It's really impossible for you!
Really!
Genius!
You are good!
Please listen to the reason why I chose you!
Your teeth and smile are wonderful!
Thank you!
Do you like me?
How about the woman in green?
Your nose is bigger than average!
My nose is too big?
It's good!
She is a woman entertainer!
As a real woman, she can't lose!
Nodako, what are you doing?
My mouth is really big!
There are only two poses to hide it!
Which ones?
This one and this one!
Can you show me your mouth?
Can I?
If it's a book, I can show you!
Michael. Poland. 19 years old.
He looks like he's about to betray you with "Walking Dead".
Poland is located in the center of Europe.
It's passionate among Slavic people and famous for having many beauties.
It's not good if you can't do it mentally.
I can do it. I can do it. It's okay.
The older girls' team.
It's three of you.
Is it okay?
It's a little different.
It's not "Nadal".
Let's change it.
If you drop it, you can win.
Do you want to go back?
Do you feel good?
I feel good.
If you were here, you would be fine.
Do you agree with "Nadal"?
No, I don't really agree with it.
Can you show me a pose that you can show with your throat?
A pose that I can show you?
Now, let's start!
Now, please make a beautiful face.
From Yoshiko!
You're hiding it, aren't you?
Just a little bit.
This is good, isn't it?
This is good.
That's good.
Next, three!
Success!
Because you're a pro.
Both hands!
Monitor, open!
You can do it!
Use both hands!
Yes, yes, yes!
You can do it!
Among those three people, just by their looks...
Ah, that's good!
Please choose one!
Ah, she's lost!
She's lost!
If Asuku loses, the women's and men's teams win!
And the answer of Polish Michael-san is...
Move, move, move, move!
Smile!
Angle!
No good!
Change the angle!
Asuko won!
No, no, no!
Team Pink wins!
Why did you choose the woman in pink?
Out of the three of you, she was cute, but overall she didn't look very good.
Oh my!
You're laughing a lot!
Let me see!
It's burnt!
You burnt everything!
Everything?
What was not your type about the woman in red?
It's not like a very feminine style of woman, and her eyebrow looks silly, so...
Yoshiko-san doesn't look like a woman, and her eyebrows don't look like a woman's.
She's laughing.
Show us your face when you're burning.
Look at her from far away.
How is her eyebrow?
She's really into it.
You can do it.
Eat it, Mikako-chan.
The woman you chose is actually a man.
And the only woman you chose is a woman in red.
And the only woman you chose is the woman in red.
Okay, okay, I'm scared now.
Even though you know she's a woman, Yoshiko-san wants to hold back a little.
It's not over yet!
A special match between Dudley and Kateko will be held here!
I'm in favor of a one-on-one confrontation.
Both of you can defeat one by one, right?
One-on-one?
One-on-one, Kateko.
We can do it, right?
We can't lose!
Do you do something like skin care?
I apply it properly every day.
What? Sesame oil!
Oh, no! Sesame oil!
Kateko! Kateko! Kateko!
Kateko, come in!
Oh, no! Sesame oil!
Wow!
Now, this person will choose for us.
The 26-year-old person from Austria.
- Austria? - 26 years old.
Look at the camera and make a pretty face.
First, Takeko!
- This is it. - Takeko!
Mr. Ikko!
Nice outfit.
It's like England.
What are you doing?
Next, Mr. Ikko!
You look like an old man.
Takeko, you don't have to do this, right?
Stop it! Stop it!
Takeko!
Now, let's begin! Open the monitor!
- Now, Mr. Ikko! - Mr. Ikko!
Choose the girl you like!
Could it be...
Open the monitor!
- Now, Mr. Ikko! - Mr. Ikko!
Choose the girl you like!
What's with that face?
Could it be...
Could it be the ocean?
What's with that face?
It's like...
Because it's Matsuo.
What's with that face?
The winner is...
Mr. Ikko!
What's with that face?
The winner of the first match is...
Mr. Ikko!
Sesame oil!
I'm not Ikko!
Ikko has won the Ikko match.
Now I can call myself the real Ikko.
That's right.
Who said my mouth was a torture just now?
Not a torture, but your whole face.
Why is my face a torture?
This program was brought to you by the Dutch sponsors.