AISubs v3.7
Tonight, the roper will thoroughly examine the bodies of comedians living a busy life.
176.
Previously, Ariyoshi and Zakiyama and their 40-some members have had bad luck.
At this rate, they may have to work hard or even die.
Therefore, for the first time in three years, a health diagnosis will be held.
Nobu-chan!
Are you okay with two stupid birds and a dog's skin?
When you go, go!
Ex-nurse Okari-nana special supervision.
Taking back Ariyoshi's blood.
And also, a forbidden review check.
It stinks.
It stinks!
Itto-san, you're naked, too.
It stinks!
Properly! Properly!
Roper's Health Diagnosis!
This time, we have IBS TOKYO KATSUSHIKA SOLO BUILDING with their cooperation.
Everyone, I don't think you can take good care of your body with IBS TOKYO KATSUSHIKA SOLO BUILDING.
How about you, Ariyoshi?
I think I'm fine.
I'm still confident.
You lost weight, compared to three years ago.
The weight I just measured is 62 kilograms.
But when I measured it with a health diagnosis three years ago, it was 68.6 kilograms.
Wow!
Six kilograms?
You're doing something!
Maruhi Ari-chan diet.
Don't publish this!
I want to know.
Did you quit smoking, too?
Yes, I smoke a lot.
When you quit smoking, you say you'll get fat.
I've been careful about that.
I've been working out.
On the contrary, Ryohan Takehama is still smoking.
I smoke about two cigarettes a day and drink about five hours a day.
Five hours?!
Five hours!
Keep drinking!
Meeting Shimura-san made me want to drink more.
I see.
Thanks to you.
Nobu quit smoking.
I quit smoking.
Thinking about your health.
Yes.
And this location was decided.
I went to the gym, too.
Wow!
Hey, hey, hey!
I've lost two kilograms.
Wow!
Two kilograms?!
Yes.
Maybe...
Takehama-san!
But no matter how late the recording is, you still go out to drink.
I've started eating vegetables for that amount of time.
Really?!
Yes!
You don't show up at all in the background.
No, no.
When you eat vegetables, you say, "It's this different!"
Really?
Everyone, you don't know much about vegetables.
I know.
Ikko-san.
I walk every day.
And...
Ikko-san.
Which part of your body is amazing?!
This part of my body is amazing!
But...
No, no, no, no!
What are you doing?!
He's a rare guy!
Ikko-san is a rare guy!
Anyway, we'll thoroughly check the bodies of the members who are sober.
Especially for the first time in three years, the forty-five people who are in their forties,
as their health deteriorates too much,
as a cause of their health problems such as motion and so on,
they have problems with their bones.
Now, let's start with a blood test.
Check your current condition from your blood.
So, since we're going to do a blood test,
we have this nurse come here especially for us!
Please come in!
Hello! Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
Are you a vice-chief?
I'm not a vice-chief!
I'm Ms. Ocarina!
Ms. Ocarina!
There are so many people like her!
There are, right?
She's been to all hospitals!
I see!
Ex-nurse!
Yes, Ocarina is an active ex-nurse.
Which means...
Can you do it?
Of course!
Can you do it?
Yes, I can!
No way!
No, you can't!
No!
A professional should do it!
You haven't done it for a while, have you?
No, but...
I did it 2 or 3 years ago!
This time, only one person will do it for Ms. Ocarina!
Among them...
Yes!
She's a lucky person!
A lucky person is...
Who is it?
I also have a rank, so...
I want the person with the easiest blood vessel to do it!
Who is it?
Please show your arms!
Blood vessel...
Yamazaki, please do it!
Please do it!
Wait a minute!
Stop it!
Who has the easiest blood vessel to do it?
One by one, check!
The number is also white.
Lastly, pine.
Check the number one more time.
This time...
Do you want to know the result?
Will Okarina decide?
Who?
Ariyoshi-san, please.
Why?
To be honest, until I saw it, I thought it was Katsurazer-san.
The blood vessel in the middle is thinner than I thought.
So, I think it's Aryoshi-san.
It's really easy to understand.
Finally, Okarina is going to draw Ariyoshi-san's blood.
Wow, you're already doing it?
Is it that difficult?
It's fast, it's fast.
It has your name written on it.
It has my name written on it.
Please check it properly.
Your name, please.
You know it, don't you?
I didn't know that celebrities I know would fight over blood.
It's hard to watch.
What is this?
It's hard to watch.
Is there such a scary thing?
It's Okarina!
It's scary, isn't it?
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, you have a license, right?
I have a license.
It's not like you have a license, it's like a urban legend.
No, it's not like that.
I've never seen it before, so I'm lucky.
What was the reputation of Okarina's solution?
Well, there was a type of care that failed so much that complaints would come from patients.
It's really scary.
Are you going?
It hurts a little.
When you say you're going, say you're going.
Yes, I will.
It's scary, it's scary, it's scary.
I've seen it a lot, but is it okay?
It hurts!
No, it's been a while since I've had such a painful shot!
It hurts!
It's bleeding!
They're both bleeding from Arios.
But it hurts.
Look at his eyes! Look at his eyes!
Look at Arios' eyes!
But it's already in the cut.
It's been hurting the most in recent years.
It's not bleeding.
It's bleeding.
Isn't it too much?
It's bleeding a lot.
Let's take it out.
It's because of the tension.
I see.
It's bleeding.
I'll press it down.
I've never seen a needle that smooth.
It was like "guri guri guri"!
You were nervous, weren't you?
Of course I was! It's been a while.
Is it okay like this?
It's not enough.
It's not enough?
It's enough! It's enough!
It's not enough?
It's a viewer's gift.
It's scary.
Can you do it?
It's pretty crazy.
Can you do it?
Thank you for your hard work.
It's like a hospital in the back alley of Kabuki-cho.
It's okay.
It's okay?
It's okay.
But it's okay.
There's no trace of it left.
I'm sure of it.
There's no trace of it left.
Isn't it too much?
It's not that bad!
It's this bad!
Can you press it down?
It's bleeding a lot.
Can you press it down?
And the remaining members are...
Experienced nurses who are bleeding again.
As a result, middle age fat of bamboo leaves and chocoprama plants exceeds the standard value, and it is dangerous to cause endomemic effect or water smoke.
And after that, nurse Ocarina is very active in throat and salivary glands examinations.
Ronhar is in good health.
Next, let's check the increased fat.
In the city, they took wide-angle photos of their clothes and measured their fat area.
Compared to light fat that can be seen by their appearance,
the red part of endomemic fat is not necessarily proportional to their body shape.
If the metabolic rate exceeds 100 square centimeters per hour, it is dangerous to cause endomemic effect or water smoke.
There used to be a lot of endomemic fat in the past.
In the past...
Is it okay if it's a little less?
Mr. Ariyoshi's endomemic fat is 176 square centimeters per hour.
Three years ago, it was 176 square centimeters per hour.
We were in the 200 zone.
But we won't come back next year.
Ariyoshi is in good health, but...
It was quite a shock.
This time, he is challenging himself as a 6-kilo weight king.
Mr. Takiyama's endomemic fat is 258 square centimeters per hour.
Mr. Takiyama's endomemic fat is 282 square centimeters per hour.
I knew it.
It's like a hidden metabolic rate.
Did you say that at the time?
I didn't hide it.
You said it yourself at the time.
All members in their 40s and above have increased their endomemic rate with their age.
If it gets worse than this, it's terrible.
The exciting results will be announced from those with lower endomemic rate.
First of all, the one with the least endomemic fat is...
Mr. Tamura.
He runs twice a week.
Not only does endomemic fat affect your physical condition, but it also affects your daily diet and exercise.
The same test was done three years ago.
At that time, it was 90.43.
This time, it's 44.24.
This is the image from three years ago.
This is it this time.
You can clearly see that the red part has decreased.
The marathon is amazing.
It's nice to run.
Praise me. Don't praise the marathon.
It seems like it's a lot for a marathon.
It's said to be a lot for a marathon.
It's a lot for a marathon, isn't it?
Marathon effect is less than half.
It seems that exercise is very effective in reducing endomemic fat.
The second place is Kasrazer with 57.02 points.
The third place is Atsushi with 71.08 points.
The standard value of Metabo is mainly below 100 points.
- Next, please announce the fourth place. - It's more than expected.
The fourth place is...
- Ariyoshi. - Wow!
- I'm glad. - It was 178 points, wasn't it?
- Wait a minute! - It's getting out of hand!
- It's a big deal! - It was 170 points...
- This year, it's 80 points. - Wow!
- It's a marathon!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- You can do a marathon! - You can do it!
You can fly in a marathon!
This is a picture from three years ago.
There are many red places, but this time...
- It's red! - Wow!
- I'm glad. - It's not red at all!
- There's nothing like this in the world! - It's red!
- It's just sleeping. - What are you doing?
- It's suspicious. - We need to look for evidence.
- There's no evidence. - It's dangerous.
- It's just sleeping. - We need to look for evidence.
Sensei, this person wrote a book or something like that.
I want to see it. Can you read it for me?
- As an artist... - Is there a difference?
- If you stand for three years, your body will change, right? - That's right.
- What's going on? - What's going on?
Ariyoshi has been gaining weight since last time.
Along with internal organs fat, her stomach is also hollow.
- Next, let's look at number 5. - I want it here.
Number 10, number 5!
- Number 5. - Number 5!
- Number 5!
- This is number 5! - This is number 5!
- It's worse than mine! - It's dangerous!
- It's 86. - It's 86!
- It's 83.9! - That's right.
- I think it's a good internal organ fat value. - It's high!
- Shibura-san, you're based on fish, so... - That's right!
- Fish? - Shibura.
- When you go to Shibura, it's not that hard, right? - That's right!
- Tsusuku 6th is Nobu, same as Daigo, 86.89.
- On the other hand, worst 3 is this Puccari.
- But it's different for everyone. - What? - Exactly, 30? - 30? - 36? - 36 is 3. - 36 is 47. - What is that?
- Dictator? - It's different, it's different. - It's similar, the way of creating air is similar. - That's right, it's similar.
- There's nothing for a start. - First of all, worst 3, please.
- From here, it's over 100. - Teacher! Teacher! - It's over, teacher!
- If that's the case, I want to get out of here as soon as possible!
- Matsuo-san. - Not yet. - Not yet. - It's nothing. - The value is 146. - No! Don't go!
- 100 yen is not enough. - It's not enough.
- It's not enough.
- It's big.
- It's a lot.
- Compared to the amount of value,
- the red part and blue light bar are also quite a lot.
- It's quite dangerous.
- Dangerous!
- In the future,
- the heart and brain,
- the blood vessels in these areas will be affected by the same drug.
- They will become rotten,
- and there is a high possibility of causing
- cardiovascular disease, brain disease,
- and other life-threatening diseases.
- Isn't this that thing?
- The thing that comes out?
- Lumbar hernia.
- It's Kosugi-kun's.
- Lumbar hernia.
- Lumbar hernia?
- Lumbar hernia. - Yes.
- The internal fat comes out of the weak spot of the lumbar.
- Fat comes out of the lumbar?
- It kicks in and makes you dizzy.
- I did it, but...
- I think it's better to do it now.
- It kicks in and makes you dizzy.
- It's been a while since I heard it from Kosugi.
- It's here, right?
- It's better to do it first.
- Ouch!
- It'll heal.
- It's okay, Iko-san.
- Really?
- It's okay, Iko-san.
- Both No. 2 and No. 1 were announced at the same time.
- At the same time?
- The one whose name was called is No. 1.
- No. 1!
- Is it Takeyama who is walking?
- Is it Zakiyama who is eating vegetables?
- Which one is worse?
- Yamazaki.
I did it! I did it!
What's wrong with you?
You haven't eaten vegetables yet!
I did it!
Takeyama's answer 3 years ago was 258.59 points.
Lower it! Lower it!
This time, it's 150.
Wow!
Look! He's touching it!
Overall, both answers are high.
But if you compare it with 3 years ago, it's quite high.
It's quite high, isn't it?
I think it's the result of hard work.
Thank you!
I'm happy that Takeyama-san lowered it.
I'm looking forward to it.
If you say it's 250 now, I don't have any dreams or hopes.
You ate vegetables, didn't you?
I really don't eat vegetables.
Takeyama-san, please give us your answer.
3 years ago, it was 280.
This year, it's 180.
Wow!
Vegetable effect?
Vegetable effect!
But...
This black part is a butterfly.
It's a symbol.
You were running, weren't you?
What are you talking about?
I really wasn't running!
You're lying!
I was moving my car.
I hardly walked.
Lower it! Lower it!
Lower it!
Even though he lowered it, the result of the vegetable combination is...
higher than Ando's summer weight of 137kg!
Roher Health Test.
Next up is the intracranial test.
Insert the scope with the camera at the tip of your mouth...
and check the esophagus and stomach in detail.
The esophagus, polyps, esophageal cancer...
all lead to early discovery of cancer.
These days, Chidori and Nobu are very busy.
Let's start with Nobu.
My voice gets hoarse easily.
So, my voice might be weak.
You have a strong habit.
His voice gets hoarse easily when he says something.
There is something wrong with his vocal cords.
His voice gets hoarse when he talks or eats.
Nobu, who wished for a clear voice,
has a sore throat in advance.
Let's start.
Please take your time.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Here we go.
Open your eyes as much as you can.
Let's go.
Can you get in?
I'm scared.
The camera is moving up and down.
It's pretty hard. Let's do our best.
Let's do our best.
Look at his face.
You did your best.
You look like you're good at it.
You don't look like you're going to get it at all.
You look like you're going to get it at all.
The camera is moving up and down.
You're getting used to it.
Are you okay?
It's moving up and down faster than I thought.
Can you feel it moving up and down?
Stop it.
And there's no one here.
What's going on?
What's going on with Hiroki?
Is he here?
What do you think, Nobu?
He's not here.
I'm glad you're here.
You look great.
You look like you have a little bit of peach or kiwi jelly in you.
You don't look like you're good at it.
But you've forgotten about the blade.
You don't look like you're good at it.
Nobu, why do you ignore me?
You ignored me for no reason.
You have a habit of ignoring me.
I wonder if he'll say it.
I'll take it off.
Thank you for your hard work.
The examination is finally over.
Thank you for your hard work.
Doctor, how was Nobu's stomach?
It was completely normal.
Normal!
That's good.
It's healthy.
That's great.
That's funny.
It's amazing.
This is the hardest thing I've ever done on location.
It's the hardest thing I've ever done on location.
And it's long.
I don't like it either.
I feel like Aodai-shou.
Aodai-shou.
Like you're drinking?
Because it's noisy.
What?
It's noisy all the time.
Because you're quiet.
I try to change my throat.
If you make fun of me like that,
I'll try to change it with Saga.
Your reflection is getting bigger.
There's no way there are things from Okayama.
Like momodano or kiri dango.
Are there?
Next is the fifth question.
Is it okay for a man who doesn't like smoking to drink a lot of alcohol?
How do you feel?
If I say yes right away, I'll throw up right away.
So, for the fifth question,
they decided to put in a cautious speech that's slower than Aodai-shou.
Okay, I'm going to drink.
So, what did he say before he drank?
Is it bad?
I can still breathe.
It's bad.
What is it?
Look forward.
He managed to drink and started searching.
I don't think there's anything in it.
He took a deep breath.
There's nothing in it yet.
Go, go, go.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
He's still drinking.
What's in it?
Dai-chan, Dai-chan, what's in it?
Dai-chan, what's in it?
It's still not going in.
Dai-chan, what's in it?
It's still not going in.
It's in, it's in, it's in!
Wow!
It's in!
Go, go, go!
You can do it, you can do it!
You have a good look on your face.
Dai-chan, you can do it!
Shibura-san is here!
Shibura-san is in Inona-ken!
Get Shibura-san out of here!
Are you okay?
I'm dead inside.
You're dead inside.
Are you okay?
I'm dead inside.
There's nothing left anymore.
It's beautiful.
It's nice.
It's beautiful.
What is it?
It's fine.
There's nothing left anymore, right?
There's nothing left anymore.
You're like a weird old man.
There's more.
There's more left?
There's more.
Is there a camera inside?
There's more inside.
We're inside your stomach.
No, no, no.
But it's beautiful.
Huh?
It's like it's damaged.
It's true.
It's strong.
Do you have a brain tumor?
How is it?
I don't have it.
You don't have it?
I'm glad you don't have it.
Are you blind?
I don't have it.
The doctor won't say it.
Look forward to it when you pull it out.
The examination will be over soon.
Give me the brown one.
What's wrong with you?
I'm waiting for you.
Let's end it here.
Let's look for it.
It's here.
It can't be pulled out.
Now you don't have it anymore.
Everyone hates me.
Everyone wants the brown one.
Hey!
Don't say it like Shimura.
No.
Come here.
Raise your arm.
I'm sorry.
How was it?
The stomach is fine, but there is a slight esophagus.
What is this?
Esophagus?
It's a reverse flow esophagus.
Don't you usually have a chest burn?
I always spit it out.
When you wake up in the morning and you're in a bad mood, you drink a glass of water and spit it out.
Can you do it again with a thicker one?
It's a deep voice.
Don't worry. Stay healthy.
Next, measure your skin age.
Even men are taking care of their skin now.
People who appear on TV and on the internet want to be young and beautiful.
This time, we're going to shoot our faces from three directions with a special machine.
Based on 100,000 people's data, age is calculated.
Since it is not done in this hospital,
Dr. Wada, a Shinagawa beauty geologist in Shibuya, is in charge of it.
In addition, Ms. Ikko serves as a skin advisor.
Are you all doing it?
Occasionally, I do beard removal at a beauty clinic.
In addition, Ms. Nobu is a beauty first entertainer who takes care of her face and skin care.
I'd like to check it right away.
Before that, I had 100 general women predict a man with a dirty skin.
What do you mean?
What? Who?
What are you talking about?
I'm curious.
Then I'll announce it.
The worst three are Mr. Zakiyama and Ms. Nobu.
The worst two are Mr. Daigo.
And the worst one is Mr. Takiyama.
It's just an image.
Who is said to be the most beautiful?
It's Mr. Kaz.
Me?
They look younger than ordinary men, but...
What is their actual skin like?
First of all, let's start with Mr. Kaz, who is said to be the most beautiful.
He is 34 years old, but...
He is 28 years old.
He is young.
He is 34 years old and 28 years old.
He looks like he is 6 years old.
Congratulations!
I'm so happy!
You look good.
You have a little bit of acne.
You need to get skin care.
I see.
What did you do?
I didn't do anything special.
I'm sorry if you don't like it.
What did you do?
I'm sorry if you don't like it.
What did you do?
I put honey in it.
You don't need to put anything in it.
You look like you have put a lot of effort in it.
I did put a lot of effort in it.
You look like a professional.
Here is the data about his skin age.
If you use skin care, you can get rid of acne and dirt from your pores.
Next, 44-year-old Atsushi is cast.
Is anything done for you, Mr. Atsushi?
I do get my make-up done at night.
Make-up?
I got it from Ms. Silk.
Looks good!
Ms. Silk is a professional.
Mr. Atsushi's skin age is...
37 years old.
It's Ms. Silk!
At first glance, you can't see any blemishes, right?
No.
I'm just getting my make-up done.
You're trying to get your make-up done, aren't you?
That's what Ms. Silk said.
But you're getting your make-up done, aren't you?
I'm totally getting my make-up done.
You just need to take this off.
Except for blemishes, all blemishes are average-sized.
His age difference is -7.
Mr. Tsutsugawa is 42 years old with age difference of -2.
Mr. Kiyo is 41 years old with age difference of -5.
Next up is Mr. Nobu.
Good luck!
Are you getting your make-up done, Nobu?
I'm pretty confident about it.
The make-up artist who does my make-up for me is really pretty.
Nobu spends a lot of time and money to get his make-up done.
He's 38 years old, but his skin age is...
Mr. Nobu's skin age is...
42 years old.
No way!
Wait a minute!
He's getting his make-up done!
I want to beat him up!
No way!
He's getting his make-up done!
The only thing I didn't like about his make-up is his wrinkles.
He has a lot of wrinkles.
His wrinkles are a little...
Are they the wrinkles around his eyes?
That's right.
He has 126 wrinkles around his eyes.
126?
Wow!
Are they that many?
Yes.
126?
They're all wrinkles.
Nobu is the only one who has wrinkles around his eyes.
Nobu has a lot of wrinkles around his eyes.
He only has 126 wrinkles around his eyes.
Unlike Mr. Matsu, Mr. Nobu has a lot of blemishes.
He has a lot of blemishes.
He's getting his make-up done, but I think he's doing it too much and rubbing it off.
What?
Is that possible?
He's doing it too much.
It's not good.
I'm sorry about that.
What about this?
There's something here.
You can apply it or drink it.
Yes.
It's sesame oil.
Sesame oil?
Sesame oil has nothing to do with beauty.
It's important, isn't it? Sesame oil is good!
In addition, it's a big service.
Mr. Ito is taking good care of his skin.
I'm going to sell it to commercial sesame oil stores.
I've been doing it since Tuesday.
It stinks!
Look, I'm doing it right.
It's around my nose.
It stinks!
It doesn't smell like that.
It stinks!
How do you like it?
It's beautiful!
It's glossy!
It stinks!
Nobu-chan, it's glossy!
It's not glossy!
The color is gone, too!
I'm a lazy idiot!
I'll go first with the beer!
Nobu-chan is particular about beauty.
He has a lot of acne and too much scrubbing.
It's a shame.
Nobu is 41 years younger than Nobu.
Zakiyama is 46 years older than Nobu.
How about your chin?
Is it going to get better?
It's not even an injury.
Why do you say it's going to get better?
Last up is the most anticipated worst one, Cunning Takeyama!
If it's 51, it's 4+.
If it's 52, it's a win, right?
If it's 52, it's the worst one.
It's not going to get better.
Tobacco and alcohol.
47-year-old Takeyama's skin age is...
My skin age is...
52 years old!
You're the oldest!
That's dangerous!
That was a relief!
How about you, Ikko-san?
It's really not good. You have to moisturize it properly.
That's right!
It's a real lotion.
But you have to moisturize it properly.
Is moisturization important?
There wasn't a lot of lotion.
For example, it's not like this.
It's really different.
You have to moisturize it more and more.
It's not like that at all.
You shouldn't do it like that.
It's bitter!
You shouldn't do it like that.
You have to moisturize it more and more.
Even if you drown in it, you should do it properly.
I'm going to kill you!
Wait a minute!
It's really bitter!
Is it a live show or what?
It's a live show
He's young now
He knows how to do it
That's right
That's how you do it
He's drunk
Next, he checks his training
This test is also specially conducted by Honda-sensei, the head of the Japan Academy of Pediatrics and Gynecology.
Using three machines, he measures the amount of radioactive gas in the nostrils, nostrils, and nostrils.
Pediatric disease is not only related to edema, but also to uterine disease, throat, nose, and intestinal diseases, so be careful!
Pediatric ranking is announced from previous fights!
Most of the people who are close to infectious diseases are in these three places.
What?!
This can't be chosen!
There are three normal people and two bad people.
And there is one really bad person.
What?!
I don't want to go in there!
That's terrible!
That's the worst!
You know, Nobu said it in Daigo's story.
Are you here for a drink?!
Who would come here for a drink?!
You look like you're drinking!
Do I look like I'm drinking?!
You do look like you're drinking!
Check it out!
It's simple and disgusting!
It's gastroenteritis!
That's subtle.
I can't afford to lose.
That's right.
It's simple and disgusting.
I don't want to lose!
No!
I don't want to be compared to you!
I don't think you're that bad!
First of all, there are three good people!
Yes, three good people, please.
First of all, there are three E-groups who are mostly infectious diseases!
First of all, Kazu-san.
Then, Matsuo-san.
And then, Takeyama-san.
Takeyama-san stinks, doesn't he?!
He's annoying!
You can't even tell where he's kissing!
That's his level!
And the normal E-group consists of Atsushi, Ryo and Ariyoshi.
That means...
Are there any left?
No, no.
Oh, it's these three.
What?!
There are two bad people and one really bad person!
No, wait a minute!
One-third of you!
I didn't brush my teeth!
Me neither!
I don't think it matters.
It doesn't matter!
It's not like that!
Sensei?!
I'm measuring the gas precisely.
Sensei?!
Which one? The two bad people?
Don't call me by my bad name!
Don't make fun of me!
Please!
I want to avoid only the really bad ones!
I don't want to lose!
Mr. Knob.
Oh, I'm saved!
Ah, save, save, save, save!
This is bad!
This is bad, but...
What kind of diagnosis do you have for bad breath?
It's likely that you have a little bit of bad breath due to a lot of hydrochloric acid.
And you also have a throat illness.
Or your mouth is dry.
Or you cough a lot.
And in terms of smell...
You smell like a pig.
That's tough!
Are you a pig?
You're not a pig.
If you say you have bad breath, you smell like a pig.
This is bad.
It's not convincing.
And there's one more bad group.
Mr. Zakiyama.
What did you do?
The worst one is...
Daigo!
No, no, it's not bad at all.
It's okay if you just say you have bad breath.
It's really smelly.
Exactly.
First of all, bad group's Zakiyama.
What kind of diagnosis do you have?
It smells like pee.
It's because of your chin.
It smells like urine, so it's close to pee.
Why does it smell like urine coming out of your mouth?
It's possible that you have a bad breath or a little bit of bad breath.
There's no possibility that you're peeing from above or below, is there?
No, it's coming out of my mouth.
It's coming out of my mouth.
It's coming out of my mouth?
It's coming out of my mouth.
No, wait a minute.
This is really a matter of professionalism.
It's coming out of my mouth.
No, stop it!
It's coming out of my mouth.
It stinks!
It's coming out of my mouth, but it's coming out of above me.
First of all...
Daigo, who has bad breath from his bad breath.
What kind of diagnosis do you have?
Also, from far away, the members' butts are scratched!
Advertisement check!
The worst one is definitely the fifth one!
What kind of diagnosis will it be?!
There are a lot of smells mixed in...
First, the smell of tofu...
And a little bit of the smell of butts...
And a little bit of the smell of squids...
Squids?!
Here you go!
What is this?!
It's squids!
Squids?!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Yesterday! Yesterday you ate squids!
And then you smelled the trash can a little too.
Wait a minute! Why did you put squids in that smelly stuff?!
The cigarette butts were mixed a little.
Cigarette butts?!
Like you mixed them all up.
Why did you suddenly put squids in there?!
Don't you smoke a lot?
I smoke a lot.
You do, right?
In that case, your throat will have a chronic inflammation.
So, you should smell like squids.
Like squids?!
You girls smoke a lot?!
No, like squids!
You'll get used to it!
This is where you're going to get sick!
This is where it's going to come out!
Please be careful of your public speaking!
No matter what you say, you seem to have a pleasant life.
Should we quit drinking and smoking?
You stink, don't you?
Next up is the rectum in rectum examination.
If you are a quick person, you may have a disease like prostate cancer or rectum from the age of 40.
To find out the cause of it, you have to do rectal examination from the anus.
Mr. Kone, are you here?
No, I'm not.
Please come in as a female.
Thank you for coming.
Mr. Takeyama, you are known for your butt hole.
Yes, it's been a while since I've done it.
Please don't make fun of me like that.
No, you have to do rectal examination properly.
It's up to me how you feel about it.
Also, what do you feel about me?
What do you feel about me?
Well, you know...
Well, you know... I'm a cat.
I'm a cat.
I always feel the same way.
I don't feel anything.
First of all, let's start with Mr. Nobu.
There's a lot of things to say about me.
To do rectal examination, you have to stick out your butt.
Oh, I'm embarrassed!
You look like a sick elephant.
A sick elephant.
Now, let's start rectal examination with jelly.
Let's do it.
Please relax a little.
Are you okay, Mr. Nobu?
I'm going to push you in.
What are you doing?
It's in there.
Please relax a little.
Mr. Nobu!
It's your first time, right?
It's in there.
Please relax a little, Mr. Nobu!
Wow, you're pulling me in like that?
Mr. Nobu!
Please relax a little and breathe slowly.
Wait a minute, please.
It's over.
You're amazing!
I'm embarrassed!
You should wear gloves!
Why do you use your bare hands?
I'm sorry.
Don't use your bare hands!
I'm scared.
It wasn't just one finger.
One finger?
One finger.
One finger, right?
I feel like it's Kakuta-san's right hand.
Seriously, it's Kakuta-san's right hand.
How was it?
I didn't feel anything in particular.
That's good.
I'm nervous about the back of my neck, so it's okay.
It's amazing, so please be careful.
We're here to enjoy it.
Next, the fifth.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Breathe in.
Is it in there?
Sensei, I'm a little anxious.
Why? It's amazing from there.
Sensei, don't touch me.
I'm a man.
Wait a minute.
I'm like a woman.
It's over.
Okarina-chan.
But it doesn't hurt that much.
It's fun.
Why doesn't Okarina like it?
Okarina is a little crazy.
I can't slide in front of Okarina in the future.
Sensei, how about Daigo-san?
A little bit of blood.
The blood is inside.
It's a little swollen.
Do you drink alcohol?
Alcohol and spicy food.
I like spicy food.
Next, Ryo-kun.
Are you okay?
And Zakiyama.
Wait a minute. I can't get out of it.
Matsuo Chokura doesn't have a big problem either.
Matsuo, right?
Next is Atsushi.
Take it off.
Wait a minute.
It's OK.
More-chan can do it.
More-chan, More-chan.
It won't come off.
It's long.
More-chan, More-chan.
Look at the back.
Jyan, jyan, jyan.
Why am I the only one who attacks the back muscle?
It can't be helped because it came out.
How was it, Sensei?
It's clear. It's self-awareness.
Self-awareness?
Yes.
It's my first time.
It's self-awareness about the "ji" in Ichigo-wa.
It pops out or gets bigger.
Atsuji-san, Atsuji-san, you'll become Atsuji-san.
I don't like it.
There are only these three who have been waiting for the promotion.
First of all, Ariyoshi.
Wait a minute.
Let me make up my mind.
Yes, make up your mind.
The feelings of a husband and a wife.
Don't say that.
Let me make up my mind.
Yes, Atsuji-san.
Yes, Sensei.
Yes, Atsuji-san.
Don't make up your mind in the middle of the day.
What are you doing?
Calm down.
It's coming. It's coming.
It looks beautiful.
Don't show me a rigid expression.
Is it over?
It's not "is it over?"
I don't want you to do it.
On the contrary, it's boring to say it.
Ouch!
You're lying!
Sensei, Ariyoshi.
How is it? How is it?
Listen to the result.
It's hard for me to relax.
It's hard!
It's loose!
I'm a professional!
I'm good at accepting things, right?
I don't think there's any problem.
From now on, you're free to do whatever you like.
Next up is Kasurei-san!
That's not what I'm talking about!
A direct and direct food inspection. Next is Kazu!
Don't look at my face!
That's not what I'm talking about!
Okay, I'll put my finger in.
Kazu, I'll put my finger in.
Oh, good, good, good.
Oh, good.
Don't you have a tool? A tool?
Oh, it's all the way in.
Don't look at me!
Why are you looking at me from above?
The teacher turned his eyes away.
I'll put my finger in.
Oh, good, good.
Oh, it's all the way in.
Is it over?
It's over.
Oh, it's over.
Oh, we still have time left?
What kind of shop is it?
It's okay.
How was it?
I don't feel anything bad.
It's okay.
Is it over?
It's over.
Hurry up and stand up!
Nothing's changed.
Last is Taniguchi, Takeyama!
I hate it.
It's like a fallen tree.
It's too old.
You have to look at it properly.
It's beautiful in the back, so don't look at it.
Okay, I'll start.
Please relax and make yourself comfortable.
Oh, it's all the way in, teacher.
Which one of you is looking?
Aren't you looking at the teacher's hand?
Oh, it's over.
How is it?
This is medicine, or jelly, right?
It's jelly.
If it was lotion, it would feel better.
Are you stupid?
Are you okay?
Is there a problem?
There wasn't a problem.
Yes, it's okay.
We've seen a lot of things.
Everyone, you have to look at your body regularly and be careful, right?
You have to be careful, so it's good.
Takeyama-san, you didn't have a big problem, did you?
It wasn't a big problem.
Can you tell us about your last pain?
It was a little painful because it had been open for a while.
Oh, I see.
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