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"Tonight's Ginyo London Hearts" is a musical prank showdown between the two of them!
The first song is "Music One Grand Prix" by Dato Moridachi.
The second song is "Lassen".
And the third song is "Iwashi o Nankon" by Amabando.
50yea will sing their new song and participate in the contest!
And of course, there will be a surprise entry!
This time, it's a longer version of "Perfect Human"!
Also, "Nagano" is a crime-free area, and it's private property!
Some of the protagonists are...
First of all, we'll start with "Downtown Orida" and their music!
This is an expensive set!
This is like a know-how of a music station!
And today's contestants may be able to perform at a music station!
I'm looking forward to it!
You're in "Tokyo Dome", aren't you?
That's not me! It's "Samumaster"!
"Samumaster"!
He's from "Yamaguchi"!
He's from "Ramen Shop"...
I'll leave it to you!
"Ramen Shop"!
You're in a bad mood!
You're lost!
"Ramen Shop"!
This time, "Downtown Orida" will be their first entry!
Lastly, there will be a surprise entry!
The first performer of "Music One Grand Prix" is...
I like "nothing" more than "god"!
"Nagano"!
This time, they decided to do lyrics like "lacen" with a live band!
The previous ones we did with lyrics...
Those were choreographies!
But this time, we did it with those...
I feel like I'm being mocked!
That's why they decided to shape "Nagano" this time!
It's amazing how it was completed!
I'll do it again in the future!
I'll get the copyright and do it again!
I like "lacen" more than "god"!
This "lacen" story...
"Nagano"!
Look at where the sardines were!
How will the sardines be arranged with a live band?
"Datou ori radio chika"?
Awesome!
Feels so good!
Awesome!
I like salty food more than cakes and medicine!
I like salty food more than donuts and of course!
Is it over?
Oh, it continues.
I'm sorry, Mai.
Ah...
He looks pale.
He's cool.
He looks like Don Quijote.
Wow!
I'll show you what it's like to die now!
Thank you!
I'll show you what it's like to die now!
Thank you!
He has a smell.
I'll show you what it's like to die now!
Thank you!
Guitar, come on!
Dream
Oh, it's just a dream.
It's funny!
Wow! What a powerful stage!
Thank you!
The band is so cool!
Thank you!
How was it, Yu-san?
I love it!
Thank you, Lasse!
It was so cool!
Wow!
If Lasse's song was in a band, it would be like that, wouldn't it?
It was amazing!
The drummer at first was also amazing!
That's right!
How about you, Sashara?
It was cute how he got involved with the guitarists and so on!
Thank you, Lasse!
It's a high rating!
It was cute and modest for women!
I only know "show it to women" and stuff like that!
No, it's fine!
What is this?
Mr. Goto!
What's amazing is that the quality of the sardines on top of the chorus is the highest!
It's amazing!
They must have been particular about this part!
It's nice to add such a chorus!
Sardines, sardines!
It's all over my ears!
It was good!
Mr. Jakiyama!
When you play the guitar in the middle of it, you go "keeeen", right?
Yes!
That's why my ears went "keeeen"!
No!
You're wrong!
When you play the guitar in the middle of it, you go "keeeen", right?
Yes!
That's why my ears went "keeeen"!
No, it's right in the middle of it!
Why is it more important than the essence?
After their defeat and their music one grand prix, what happened next?
Thank you!
As a performer of female entertainers, she has been showing her unique singing and dancing.
Even in this music program audition, I don't think I came first.
I was told I was young, but I'm already 38 years old.
She's already an adult.
It's hard to think about the future, and I took a step into it.
From anxiety about the future to life insurance.
Will tonight's performer join the entertainment life in the future?
I don't know what I'm doing.
Acci. To. Beta. Iga. Garden.
Sound. Acci. Sound.
Gonna go and get something from the sound.
Acci. To. Beta. Iga. Garden.
Dig up something.
Anything. Dig up anything.
Acci. To. Beta. Iga. Garden.
Summer Dance. Acci. To. Beta. Iga. Garden.
Acci. Oh. Oh. Oh. Master. Oh. Master.
Acci. To. Beta. Iga. Garden.
Summer Dance. Acci. To. Beta. Iga. Garden.
Acci. To. Beta. Iga. Garden.
Show yourself, foreigner.
Show yourself, show yourself, show yourself.
Really, really, really, is this what you want to do?
Is this what a woman in her forties really wants to do?
Really, really, is life really okay like that?
I see through your garden better
Amadeus
Thank you.
How was it?
Out of extreme tension, all of the lyrics came out.
The person who came up with it in the first place...
Throw away your greed
There were lyrics like that.
It wasn't lyrics originally.
How was it, Yui-san?
It was cool, wasn't it?
Overall.
You did your best.
I really didn't expect it to be that much.
It was pretty aggressive and nice.
This is what you wanted to do, right?
This is what I wanted to do.
Ariyo-san, how was it?
The first feeling of excitement...
At the end, when you took off your clothes...
Oriental Radio...
Right now...
I'm a little nervous.
You don't have that, do you?
Takeyama-san...
From what I can see...
The feeling of tension has been conveyed.
If the person next to you were someone you know...
I think it would have been a little different.
For example, if the person next to you were Goto-san and Takeyama-san...
I don't think you would have been so nervous.
I want to see that voice, too.
That's weird.
It's not familiar.
You can't do it, can you?
I think Kuro-chan can do it.
Can the dancers help us out, too?
Like this...
Go, go, go!
And so...
Takeyama Goto and Abadeus...
Ah, it's different!
Ah!
But Kuro-san's expression is perfect!
It fits! It fits perfectly!
Yes!
Even if this guy's tension melts...
Our tension melts, too!
Now?
No, right now!
Ah, that's good!
Yay!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Kuro-chan's expression...
So "it"!
So "we"!
So "we" and "Lucha"
I see, I see
So "you", so "you"
The way you swing your waist
Yeah, you got a hundred in the gun party
Head of the hunter, the gun daddy
You know, I'm the guy who's gonna show you
It's a good one
Danger boy, I'm dance
I fell dance, fell dance, dance
I'm ballet, oh dance, dance, dance
I'm a, I'm a boy, oh
I'm a dance, no, danger boy
I dance, dance, I dance, dance
I'm a dance, I'm a dance, no, danger girls
Yeah!
You've gotten better!
You've gotten better! You've gotten better!
Hello, Okuro-chan.
How are you doing, Okuro-chan?
Thanks to you two, I'm doing well.
Thanks to you two.
Of course, it's my first time here and I'm doing it for the first time.
When I was doing this and that, my teacher was like "Now, now, now, now, now".
That's right.
It's not like that.
It was a pretty proper lesson.
They defeated and advanced to Music One Grand Prix.
Next up is...
I can't do it. Ah, I don't like it.
Hurry up and do it!
Robark!
Up until now, the three of them have been creating their own music.
Music One Grand Prix...
I think we're most excited about what kind of event it will be.
It's going to be music for everyday children.
That's right. It's going to be music for everyday children just by talking like this.
It's always like this.
This is what happens when something happens.
The three of them can't help but want to perform.
What kind of performance will they do?
Summer is starting.
Of course we go to the sea in summer, but there are various people in the sea.
There are kind people and sometimes there are people who lie.
Hey, are you going to lie?
Are you okay? Aren't you upset that you're going to lie?
Do you lie?
No, I don't.
I'm telling you not to lie, but you're already lying.
But it's only human beings who lie.
Animals may also lie.
Even fish and octopus in the sea.
Maybe there are also octopus that lie.
Lying octopus Chutaro.
When you lie, you kiss your mouth.
You say it's squid, you say it's fox,
you say it's octopus, but you can't hate it that much.
Lying octopus Chutaro.
Eight times a day, you lie as many times as you can.
You say it's octopus, you say it's fox, you say it's octopus,
but you can't hate it that much.
It was a good song.
Thank you very much.
What is this?
Is it over? Is it over? Is it over?
It's over.
It's completely different from the last one.
We have a lot of emotions.
We have a lot of emotions that we can't get rid of.
We have a lot of emotions that we are grateful for.
You've come all the way here, Roberto.
You wanted to see Umemiya's performance, didn't you?
That's right, but...
Even for people with COVID-19, it must be music.
I forgot my mask.
You forgot your mask.
Let me take it off.
That's all you have to do.
Please show me your body.
If you don't have that, you don't look like Umemiya.
It doesn't matter.
I'm sorry. Please let me take it off.
Please. Get used to it.
Music, start!
I'm begging you.
That's because I forgot about you!
Behind my T-shirt!
That's because I forgot about you!
It's there, it's there!
I forgot about you!
It's there!
It's here!
It's there!
Thank you for forgetting about me.
Even Takema can do it himself.
Why don't you do it?
It's there.
Even Takema can do it!
I've never done it.
I've been looking for it.
You're good at taking off on both sides.
Do you have it?
Do you want me to wear T-shirt?
What do you want me to do?
What is it?
T-shirt is fine!
I'm wearing T-shirt, so it's fine.
T-shirt is fine.
Can you do it?
Please!
Music, start!
It's the same!
It's similar!
It's good!
The professional is good!
It's good!
Is this your body?
Look at it!
Take it off and turn it over.
It's me!
You don't have to do it!
It's me!
Music One Grand Prix.
Next up is...
I'm the first member of the music world!
It's me!
It's been 7 years since his shocking appearance.
A few days ago, he succeeded in his Taiwan surprise live performance.
In a certain music distribution service,
he won first place in artist ranking.
It's me!
Other people provide music as a joke,
but we don't laugh at all.
We tell you the real music.
We don't laugh at all.
We tell you the real music.
We don't laugh at all.
It's a shame.
I'd like to try a different genre.
This song is filled with dreams, hopes and courage.
Fiftyyears' dreams, hopes and courage are one!
What's this?
Everyone, thanks for waiting!
Who are you?
To protect the peace of the earth,
Fight, stand up!
Our warriors,
Children, drink up!
Go! Go! B.T.A.!
We're strong!
No matter what kind of pinch we're in!
Go! Go! B.T.A.!
Now's the time!
Let's go!
For justice, we'll stand up!
We'll cut through the darkness!
We'll knock down the killer!
We'll beat him up!
Look, it's special!
Our B.T.A.!
Oh no! Oh no!
Who do you think you are?!
It's the 16th!
The attack... the attack has begun!
What are you trying to do?!
Let her go!
Now, run away!
I'll defeat you all!
Super B.T.A.!
Wave Attack! Crash Beam!
Wow!
He's strong!
This is...
My power!
If it's for justice, I'll eat you up!
Kissass Baba who pulls through the clouds
I'll kick you away, beat you up, and eat you up
Our... FIFTY
If it's for justice, I'll eat you up!
Kissass Baba who fights for justice
I'll kick you away, beat you up, and eat you up
Our... Our... Our FIFTY
Kids, don't try this at home!
What does that mean?
We haven't decided on the last line yet.
There's no way we haven't decided.
It's a yellow door, right?
I want to give kids courage, love, and dreams.
What did you say at the end?
Kids...
Don't try this at home!
Which one?
The more I think about it, the more I see it, and the more I hear it...
It uses up a lot of calories.
It makes you sigh when you hear it.
It has basic stamina, so you can do it.
It's not that kind of stamina.
So you can't just copy it, right?
So you're not trying to cover up your leader's ideas, right?
No, please don't!
I want to tell the kids.
Oh, is that what you're trying to say?
A new one came out recently, but...
Please don't.
A new one came out recently, but...
It's for the kids.
It's okay now, right?
I was chased by two media people today, but...
I turned it around and dug it up!
You turned it around, right?
I turned it around and dug it up!
It's not the time for you to help!
I want to be helped!
It's okay! It's okay!
I don't care what happens!
As long as the kids are okay!
I want to listen to a foreign song.
A song of apology.
On the contrary, it's the opposite of "perfect human".
So it's not perfect, right?
It's like making an answer song for "perfect human".
I see.
Sounds good.
Where?
Even if you make a mistake like this...
I see.
Even so, if you have a song that makes you go forward again...
That's right.
Like a helmet that looks like it's coming down...
Like an antenna...
It's easy to receive.
Sounds good.
Then...
1, 2, 3...
Can you do it?
One enemy, two enemies, three enemies
If you cool me down
Three enemies
It's creepy.
I'm still upset.
You're still upset.
I'm being chased now.
The premium live of "perfect human" will be broadcast live on Abema TV next Thursday.
Look forward to it!
You're not going to say it?
It's a surprise song.
You're not going to say it?
And Honkyo Monbu strikes back!
Honkyo Monbu strikes back!
And for some reason, Perfect Take-chan...
This program is brought to you by...
UNI-LIVA...
and the following sponsors.
I'm sorry.
Even though it's during a big break, it's still a funny prank!
Even now, it's very popular with children.
If you look closely, it's a suspicious criminal face.
So this time, we're going to investigate a police officer's job interview prank!
This was scary.
The host and show host will be called to this location in Nagano.
When they arrive, even the police station is...
This is super scary!
Not only is this a police prank, but it's also a big problem for the entertainment industry.
After this, something bad will happen.
Be careful of laughing too much.
There's only 4 or 5 minutes left, so please relax a little more.
The fake police officer takes control of Atsushi.
You're a bad police officer.
Who's a bad police officer?
And 10 minutes later...
Ah, he's here, he's here.
The one wearing a hat is...
Excuse me for a moment.
Ah, could you do me a favor?
Yes?
What are you doing right now?
I'm really sorry.
Could you please calm down for a moment?
I'm sorry.
Is it over soon?
This is bad.
He's obviously a bad police officer.
He's a bad police officer.
Excuse me, but there's been a lot of thefts and robberies around here lately.
But no one has been caught yet, so we're strengthening our vigilance like this.
Yes.
Can I ask you for your name?
Yes.
Nagano.
Mr. Nagano.
Yes, Mr. Nagano.
What's your name?
Um, Mr. Nagano what?
Kazuki.
Mr. Nagano Kazuki.
Yes.
What do you do for a living?
Um... laughing...
I'm a comedian.
A comedian...
A comedian?
Of course, he doesn't know anything about Nagata.
But of course, he's a genius.
Are you alright?
Excuse me, can I see your bag?
Can you see it?
This is my business card.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Excuse me.
He showed me his bag honestly.
He showed me his blue bag.
Can I see your bag?
Can you see it?
Excuse me.
I'm a comedian.
He was in a hurry.
Do you look at me like that?
Excuse me.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Then he showed me...
Are you serious?
What is this for?
I don't know.
He showed me something.
Is it a joke?
Yes, it is.
It's a joke.
I don't know what he's talking about.
I'm speechless.
It is a joke, but...
What's more...
This is also...
It's a joke.
You're so funny.
It's a joke.
I'm being tricked.
It's a business trip.
It's a joke, but it's not good enough.
You've been saying it's a joke for a while now...
I'm sorry, you've been saying it's a joke for a while now...
Would you believe it right away if it was the other way around?
I can't believe it.
I know, right?
In a pinch of Nagano, a group of people has gathered.
I'd like to bring together a police officer who has the same smile as me in Nagano.
They're coming, they're coming, they're coming.
It's scary for two people to come.
It's because you're a genius.
Oh, it's Honey's smile.
Wait a minute.
Can you take it so that we can see it?
Can we see it in a blink of an eye?
Yes.
(The police officer's smile is scary.)
(He's laughing.)
It's over.
(He's laughing.)
Hey, bro.
Yes?
Can you take a look at it?
Yes.
(He's laughing.)
Don't you remember that you took off your underwear before you knew it?
I don't remember it.
Don't you remember that you thought it was a handkerchief because you were going to sweat?
Don't you remember it?
I don't remember it.
Don't you remember it?
I don't remember it.
Don't you remember it?
I don't remember it.
It's not me. It's me.
Your face is me.
Is it possible for you to come all the way to Shoma?
Excuse me, but is it possible for you to come all the way to Shoma?
If I go all the way to Shoma, I'll get caught.
You'll get caught.
I know.
Is it okay?
Excuse me.
I'm scared.
A big pitch in Naga.
Is it possible for him to come all the way to Shoma?
Is it possible?
Then, a witness who saw the criminal from inside said, "This person seems to have witnessed it."
This person seems to have witnessed it.
"This person seems to have witnessed it." "I'm sorry, but please cooperate."
"How is it?" "How is it?"
"T-t-this person." "T-t-t-this person."
"Oh, it's over." "No, it's not. I saw it."
No, it's not. I saw it.
"No, it's not, it's not, it's not." "No, no, it's not."
"Is it a lie?" "Yes, it's a lie."
"This person was naked." "It's a woman."
"Putting in her hair like this?" "Putting in her hair like this?"
"And then, ran away." "That can't be true."
What is that woman?
"Can we use her as a testimony?" "Can we use her as a testimony?"
"What..." " performers insist that there is no полice testimony for this crime."
Do you need a mobile suit test driver?
Mobile suit is fine, you can wait
Are you waiting for mobile suit?
Mobile suit test driver
What kind of criminal is he?
Metabarashi
We have arrived at the park
Metabarashi
I'm sorry
Did you steal it?
No, I didn't
I'm sorry
Do you need a mobile suit?
No, I don't need it
Thank you so much
I'm happy
I'm happy too
How did you feel when you came out?
I cursed myself.
Why did you laugh like that?
What did you think?
I thought you were crazy.
At that time, I couldn't understand.
I was told that there are things that you don't know but you still wear underwear.
I took my underwear without knowing.
Is there such a thing?
You can't admit it like this.
As a result of inspection,
Nagano is a person who thinks that he may have stolen underwear.
This is scary.
I think like that.
At first, I said it's not like that.
I said "You did it, didn't you?"
I said "Did you do it?"
When you were drinking.
You were happy about it.
I was happy about it.
You have underwear sometimes.
No, I don't.
Can you say it?
Can you really say it?
I can't say it.
No, no, no.
Why?
Guest Chiaki Kuriyama.
"Unpleasant Fruit" will be aired tonight for the third episode.
This is also by me.
"Dano Origaji Music Ensemble".
So far...
"Gatta", "Yari", "Futsuri"
"Ratten", "Gatteki"
"Ratten" and "Iwashi"
"Iwashi" and "Takomi"
"Nagano" powered up with live band.
And...
Show yourself, foreigner.
Female entertainer Otohime Kaino.
Mr. Mori.
Ms. Kuro.
Three Roberts.
Following the violin, playing the cello.
Yukiye is a hero, challenging for the role of a hero.
And now, a surprise entry.
The surprise entry is...
Mr. Goto!
Huh?
Oh, surprise!
Yukiye?
Hey, Yukiye!
Oh, nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
If you have a guitar, Mr. Goto, we can play downstairs.
I see.
No, no, no. If you have one, you should do a regular rehearsal!
No rehearsal at all.
Please go over there.
Is it too wide?
Ah, that's right.
Will you get drunk?
It's not something you can do for granted!
No way!
Really?
You sure?
Shall we stop?
No, we'll do it.
We'll do it.
Huh?
If we get this far, we'll do it!
If you say so, do it!
What's this?
Every day, every day, we're on the iron plate.
We're swimming, we're getting beaten up, we're getting sick of it.
In the morning, in the afternoon, we're fighting.
In the morning, in the afternoon, we're getting beaten up, we're getting sick of it.
In the afternoon, in the afternoon, we're fighting.
We're swimming, we're getting beaten up, we're getting sick of it.
The sea is wide and my heart is pounding.
We're swimming, we're getting beaten up, we're getting sick of it.
Huh?
I got on it.
You got on it?!
No, I didn't do it!
Ah, no, I'm sorry!
I wonder if there will be a live version of this song.
But...
Oh, you brought it.
I didn't do it.
You did it!
It's been a long time.
What are you doing?
My love is always...
When I close my eyes, I can't help but think of you.
So my love is always...
You're not going to say it?
So my love is always...
When I close my eyes, I can't help but think of you.
So my love is always...
You're not going to say it?
Thank you for the football!
It's been a long time!
Thank you for the football!
Stop it!
Bravo, Goto!
Thank you!
Thank you, Goto!
Thank you!
Amazing!
You're welcome.
You're welcome, Abe-san!
How is it, Sashihara?
I don't like Goto-san's voice.
Who said that?
I don't like Goto-san's voice.
I know, I know.
Finally, the main character appears in "Music One" Grand Prix!
The only music station cast, Radio Fish, who is in charge of radio.
"Perfect Human," which has reached 30 million views on YouTube, has become a social phenomenon.
Will Radio Fish show us the difference in angles?
Wow, amazing!
I'm happy!
Hey, hey, hey!
So cool!
I'll dedicate my life and soul to you now!
I'm a BBQ
We live in Tokyo
I'm a BBQ
We live in Tokyo
I'm a BBQ
First of all, I love you!
Second of all, I love you!
Third of all, I love you!
Fourth of all, I love you!
Please don't praise me like that!
Don't be stingy, Napoleon!
If you're a king, you should restore history!
If you're a caligophie, you should declare war!
"a" to the "p" to the "s" to the "u"!
"h" to the "i" to the "k" to the "o"!
Thank you! Let's call this name!
"a" "u" "k"
Go say "gen-sai"! (gen-sai!)
Offer up your blood and soul now!
I'm a barbecue man.
We live in Tokyo.
I'm a barbecue man.
We live in Tokyo.
I'm a barbecue man.
Go say "gen-sai"! (gen-sai!)
I'm a barbecue man.
(applause)
The dimension is different.
Thank you for your hard work.
You said "Let's aim for an origami."
I thought there should be an origami performer who can get a little closer.
I did it, but it was completed like this.
That's amazing.
No, because there are the most number of origami.
It can't be stopped.
It came out when I was a long-lived person for several years.
(laughter)
It's amazing.
It's like I can't reach it.
Thank you for your cooperation.
To be honest, I was afraid of preparing such a large number of people.
(laughter)
I was afraid of being threatened.
I can't forgive the pursuit.
Nagano is one of the dancers.
(laughter)
It was a top buster, wasn't it?
I thought it might be.
What did you think when you saw the original?
I was fascinated.
(laughter)
I don't know what you're talking about.
(laughter)
Why did you come out of the helmet's heel?
(laughter)
What are you talking about?
It's not you.
It's not your string.
What did you think when you saw it?
You can't squeeze the target, can you?
Shut up, idiot.
(laughter)
But it's a rival, isn't it?
On the contrary, I will compete alone.
Oh.
It's okay.
Perfect Take-chan is here.
Is she here?
(laughter)
Perfect Take-chan is here.
Perfect Take-chan.
That's impossible.
(laughter)
I'll say it later.
Did you use a microphone like this?
No, I didn't.
(laughter)
I've never seen it.
Take.
After that, Perfect Take-chan.
(laughter)
Otake! Otake! Otake! Otake! Otake! Otake! Otake! Otake! Otake! Otake!
Sir Utsu's signature, Perfect Take-chan.
Can he do it?
So let's go 3, 2, 1, Go!
Otake! Otake! Otake! Otake! Otake! Otake! Otake!
What are you filming?
(laughter)
That's all for "Music One Grappling"!
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Next week is "Happy Kuisinbo Odeb Grappling"!
Just how much food is Otokimi eating?
Ninety-eight kilograms of food sticks to Otokimi's daily diet.
Otokimi's dad is in shock.
Kuisinbo's new dojo!
In addition, Otokimi's dad is also shocked by Odeb's recommended food!
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