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FIFTEEN'S!
Friday night's hit song is...
Prankstar Kanoeko in Taiwan!
If super popular stars appear in Taiwan, what will happen?
A big show of Japan and Taiwan teaming up!
Let's go!
The concert of Taiwan's blind and hundreds of people, FIFTEEN'S, is cancelled!
Pay attention to these two new songs!
Will she find out? Will she not?
It's a close call!
As expected of the surprise star!
She caught it at the last moment!
And so, the surprise star has also come to Taiwan!
This is the first surprise celebration!
Only Kamaeiko-chan can leave it to me!
That's right!
She's always supported me as a surprise star!
By the way, Ando-san!
Yes!
Do you know Kamaeiko-san as an artist?
Yes, of course!
I'm sure she's more of a musician than a musician!
Maybe!
Originally, many years ago,
50th anniversary project of TV Asahi started with the release of their CD,
"Artist Fifteenyear"!
I just made a song called "Perfect Love"!
"Perfect Love"?
Then, you improvised it?
♪ With love and sadness in mind,
♪ Boys!
♪ With love and sadness in mind,
♪ With money in mind,
♪ Girls!
As expected of the body structure!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Who is it?
"Fiftyyear"!
As a result of that thought,
I'm going to make a music improvisation for "Fiftyyear"!
I'm going to make a comedy declaration for "Dokkiri Life"!
And the last one is...
I'm going to bring reality back to the world with "Otoshiana"!
However...
I'm the music world's revolutionist, 50yea!
The audience gave an unexpected response!
He did a live show at McHarry Messe and won an album!
Since then, 50yea's requests have continued to grow.
This time, he's become a big star in Taiwan!
And a month before filming in Taiwan...
In order to report about this live show, he called the agency, but...
He doesn't look like he's in a good mood.
In fact, at that time, 50yea was quite popular every year.
In the meantime...
Actually, 50yea is very popular in Taiwan.
And I want you to do a live show in Taiwan.
Really?
Oh, he's wearing a mask!
Why?
And then...
He's here!
He's here again!
Wow!
You say that a lot!
The world...
Suddenly, the conversation got bigger.
I'm a little embarrassed about this.
You said something similar before!
All right!
The one who's in a good mood is...
Wow!
Suddenly, it's like an art!
Wow!
Amazing!
The Chinese role is also a legendary feeling!
After that feeling, he met a fake Taiwanese producer.
My name is Kin Yoku.
Nice to meet you.
Since the writer is moving to Fuji this Friday night,
the Taiwanese protagonist is Ms. Kin Yoku.
Ms. Kin Yoku!
Wow!
Don't you know the reason?
You guys should come with me.
Alright.
Alright?
That's right.
The star of pranks is getting more and more excited!
And this time, in Taiwan,
we'll see many other tricks to see how the star of pranks reacts!
The first one is...
"Star Airport Outdoor Prank"!
It reproduces that scene you see in Gundam!
Alright, look at this!
In the airport, there are 100 girls who are fans of the show!
Wow!
What will happen?
Oh, it's true!
Wow!
A sudden welcome in a foreign country!
What will the star of pranks do?
She's coming!
She's ignoring him!
She's shaking hands with him!
The star of pranks is also excited!
She's coming!
Welcome to Taiwan!
We're going to interview you now!
Say "Hi"
Hello!
How many times have you been in Taiwan?
This is my first time in Taiwan!
Is it your first time?
You wrote "mask" here!
No way!
Take it off!
Everybody say "Hi"!
Hi!
You're quick to receive!
You wrote "mask" on your chin!
Where do you want to go?
Taipei? Taichung?
Taipei...
The red lantern...
Your Japanese is getting worse!
You're pulling me away!
Taiwanese women...
Can you translate for me?
Taiwanese women...
are prettier than Vivian Su, aren't they?
What is this?
She said "Taiwanese people..."
She's twisting it!
She's translating it!
Hello!
She's mixing Beijing dialect...
so that Kano doesn't know!
She wants to know how you feel...
even though the prank has started!
I'm telling you!
It's a super hint!
Are you ready for the show...
that Taiwan prepared for you?
Yes!
The prank has started...
Yes!
How do you feel?
I'm excited!
The legendary clock...
has started moving!
The legendary clock...
has started moving!
Please take care of me!
And the prank has ended!
It's a little cold for 100 people to do it all at once.
Is it really that easy?
We will chase you.
Everyone, today's hot weather is hot.
The legendary clock has started moving.
As expected of the prank star!
After this, you will make us excited!
Why do you do pranks in Taiwan in the first place?
Actually, this program is broadcasted in Taiwan.
I know, I know.
Have you seen it?
It's quite interesting.
It's like you will prank someone or something like that.
It's funny.
It's quite popular among young people.
Because Kano knows about it.
Meanwhile, the next schedule is...
A big star, Fifty A, will appear as a guest on a Taiwanese TV show.
From Monday to Friday, and from 6 p.m. to broadcast, it's a complete entertainment show.
Various guests are invited for a talk show.
Fukuyama Masaru-san is Japanese.
Koda Kumi-san is also appearing.
Wow!
And I'm also appearing.
Don't line up.
Fifty A will soon appear on a TV show.
First of all, a large number of employees and staff welcome you with open arms.
Wow, it's amazing.
Wow, it's a warm welcome.
When you enter a TV station, it's like this.
Wow, it's amazing.
It's amazing.
It's like a welcome like a Johnny Depp.
It's like a jacket.
It's like a mustard.
Hello, I'm the vice president of the program department.
Nice to meet you, I'm Fifty A and Kano Ekko.
Fifty A and Kano Ekko.
Hello. Nice to meet you.
I'm Sally News anchor, Zhang Qiongfang.
I'm Zhang Qiongfang. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. I'm Fifty A and Kano Ekko.
Nice to meet you.
A lot of employees are your fans.
I'm a fan of all of you. Thank you.
Everybody, thank you!
Amazing!
As expected of a man who is conscious of the world.
After the welcome ceremony, a big star gets on an elevator led by the producer.
At the end...
Amazing!
It's over.
Let's get off.
Just before the show starts, Kano asks the three hosts of the show.
Artist Fifty A is appearing for the first time in a Taiwanese show!
Welcome, everyone!
Welcome, Fifty A!
A big star is here!
Is he wearing Taiwanese make-up?
His eyebrows are cut off.
His eyebrows are like eye shadows.
I'm Fifty A, a musician who has revolutionized the music world!
Nice to meet you!
The three of you are making things exciting, aren't you?
May I ask you, Mr. 58?
Where do you start to compose?
Do you compose songs first?
Or do you compose lyrics first?
If I say melody first and lyrics first,
I mostly compose at the same time.
It's easy for someone with a lot of inspiration to come up with something.
That's how it is.
Genius, you know?
Talent!
Genius!
Genius, you know?
Talent!
Genius!
Now, Kano's pink hat is complete!
Which artists will you collaborate with?
My dream hasn't come true yet, but...
Michael Jackson?
Wow!
He's got it!
I can't work with Kano.
When you talked with Otomo Kohei before...
I caught up with him.
You caught up with him?!
I caught up with you.
When you go out into the world...
Michael Jackson's songs are surprisingly...
That's all you know?
I don't know that much.
You're the worst!
The world's MVP!
Let's read some more.
Next, let's ask about your rivals.
Jiaxian.
Myself.
Jiaxian, you're just yourself.
Tomorrow's me...
Yesterday's me...
Tomorrow's me...
Yesterday's me...
Even if I try to act cool, I can't keep up with the talking power.
Here, MC Jin requests a new song.
It's "Katsuhiro".
I'm happy.
Mermaid, don't cry, cry, cry.
Wipe away your tears.
Mermaid, don't cry, cry, cry.
Your tears don't suit you.
Look up and see the seven-colored arch.
Look, you're already used to smiling.
Over the rain.
Rainbow.
Over the rain.
Rainbow.
It's a song called "Over the rainbow".
Rainbow?
Isn't it wrong?
No, it's not.
The chorus is unique.
Rainbow.
Over the rain.
Rainbow.
If you add this arrangement, it becomes a very good song.
I see.
It's catchy.
After that, in the last game corner of the show,
they played "foot volleyball".
I want to do it.
Foot volleyball? In Taiwan?
It's very famous.
It's famous.
Before this show,
Kano san also played foot volleyball in "Ametoku".
That's right.
It's connected.
It's a simulation.
It's connected.
Foot volleyball is connected.
You got it right.
It's a simulation.
I want to stop it.
Even in Japan, this kind of thing happens a lot recently.
In "Ametoku", right?
"Ametoku", right?
Start!
Thomas is...
This is terrible!
Where is...
Where is "Heart in Seven"?
After flying to Taiwan, he won in Ashitsuko!
This place is glorious!
The entertainer's blood is cold!
At that time, the venue was getting ready.
One night, the day of the combat.
But, the star is busy.
This time, it's a regular interview with a tired star.
Of course, it's a prank, so only a little strange things.
Pay attention to the star's response!
But, before that...
Wow!
Look at this!
This is a picture of yesterday's airport.
Is this real?
This is a newspaper that "London Hearts" made.
It costs a lot of money!
Thank you for your hard work!
There, the star arrives!
Kin-san, please show "50-A" the newspaper.
Wow!
This is amazing!
This is top-notch!
I'm glad I took off my mask.
- It's a huge hit. - Yes, it is.
"Where do you sell this mask?" Some people are asking about it.
- "Where do you sell this mask?" - Some people are asking about it.
- Is it coming?
This is...
Um... Kiyoshi Matsumoto.
He's kind.
Now that they know where the masks are sold, the Hollywood star-hunting interview begins!
What's the first fake TV show?
This is "Ni Hao TV".
"Ni Hao TV", thank you.
The name of the TV show is "Ni Hao TV".
I heard that Mr. 58 will have a concert tonight. How do you feel about it?
I'm listening to your live show in Taiwan today. How do you feel about it?
Well, first of all...
First of all?
What's that?
I'm excited.
Where do you get the white thing on your chin you saw in the newspaper?
You don't know about masks?
I think I saw something white on his chin in the newspaper. Where is it sold?
I saw it in today's newspaper article.
- Did you see it? - There was an article about it.
And what's that white thing around your chin you saw in the newspaper?
- Everyone is curious about it. - It's called a "mask".
- I know it! - I know it!
Where is it sold in summer?
Where can you buy it?
Basically, you can buy it anywhere.
For me...
Matsumoto Kiyoshi.
A big truck store.
I want one, too.
You want one?
You only know about masks?
He only wears masks.
- You know about masks, right? - I don't know about masks...
What are you doing?
Give it to him!
He's getting depressed.
The interview ended with only talking about masks.
Finally, a gift.
Yes.
It's a gift.
- What is it? - Is it a Taiwan hat?
- I don't know about this.
It's a gift I always give to big stars.
Thank you.
Then...
Get out of the way!
How many more?
Next person, please!
What are you doing?
The interview ended with only gossiping.
What will happen to Eiko-chan?
I'm a reporter for "Internet TV".
I'm from "Yamacha TV"...
"Yamacha"?
"Yamacha TV", everyone!
- Let's get started. - I've never heard of it.
It seems like there's been a lot of trouble with women lately.
All of a sudden.
It seems like there's been a lot of gossip about dating women lately.
About six-legged people...
- It's a little hard for Kin-san to hear. - It's nothing.
From now on, we will provide you with Japanese new products and sponsors you are watching.
- It's a little hard for Kin-san to hear. - It's nothing.
- It's a little hard for Kin-san to hear. - In Taiwan, it is said that there is also information about "mutsumata".
- It's a little hard for me to hear. - From now on, we will provide you with Japanese new products and sponsors you are watching.
- It's a little hard for me to hear. - In Taiwan, it is said that there is also information about "mutsumata".
- From now on, we will provide you with Japanese new products and sponsors you are watching.
Did you bring any girls from Japan?
You are asking too much.
No, no, no.
Not at all.
No, no, no.
Not at all.
Just one?
Not at all.
Just one, please.
Please tell me.
He is asking you to give him some gossip.
Just one, please.
Give me your hand.
I don't need a kiss.
What is this?
Just one, please.
I remember it.
Just one, please.
The interview ends here.
We will pick up the goods again.
What is inside?
A hat.
The prank interview is not over yet.
The third interview is normal, but...
Can you come to Taiwan and do some...
I'm sorry.
What will happen if Mr. Kim, who translates, disappears?
What will the prank star do in this situation?
Is it a concert today?
Can you tell me...
Concert.
What kind of concert do you want to hold?
I saw the noise at the airport yesterday.
I...
You can say it quickly.
I saw the airport report.
Slow, slow, slow.
No, no, no.
Slow, slow, slow.
I don't know Beijing dialect, so I'll say it slowly.
It can't be helped.
I saw the airport report.
Mask.
Yesterday.
Yesterday, at...
Where can you buy that mask?
Mask?
Where?
China.
Where?
My mask.
Matsumoto Kiyoshi.
Matsumoto.
I'm used to Chinese.
Nickname?
Nickname.
Matsukiyo.
Nice.
Matsukiyo.
Nice.
Matsukiyo?
Matsukiyo.
Yes, yes, yes.
As expected of a star.
He also cleared Beijing dialect quickly.
Lastly, he will ask questions in slow Japanese.
While we don't have much time until the concert, will Kano say something?
Nice to meet you.
Kon-ni-chi-wa.
Watashi...
Wa...
Wa... ta-i-wan...
Wa... ta-i-wan... tai-wan...
jin desu.
Ah!
Ehhh?!
No, no!
No, no.
You can say that, right?
Su-ki-na...
Su-ki-na... ta-be-be-mo-mo-no-wa...
...no-wa... na-n-da...
...na-n-da... na-n-da...
...o-niku-ga-suki-desu.
V-ne, V.
o,, o, ma, ma, e, e, wa, wa.
Ya, you are.
you.
Anata wa.
Well.
Sheep...
Let's catch the sheep...
...su-ki-na...
...na...
...be...
...wa...
...wa... na-n-da...
...na-n-da...
"Sui"? (hot)
(laughing)
I can't say it.
"Kalbi" (rib eye)
"Watashi" (me)
"Wa" (me)
"Kirai" (hate)
You don't have to say it.
It's annoying.
"Sumasu" (I'm sorry)
"Sukina tabemono wa" (what is your favorite food)
"Hayai" (fast)
"Yukkuri" (slowly)
"Sukina" (I like)
What is this?
"Sukina" (I like)
"tabemono" (food)
"wa" (what is)
"nan" (what is)
"da" (what is)
"da" is better.
"Watashi" (me)
"ho" (cheek)
"ta" (tongue)
"ru" (neck)
"ika" (squid)
"otaru" (squid)
"toya" (toy)
What is your favorite color?
What is it?
It is...
Gold!
Gold, gold...
Me!
Me?
What is it?
It's complicated!
You just said "gold"...
It's not gold at all!
It's gold!
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Kin-san, please forgive me.
Please forgive me!
Today's...
Today's first song...
First song...
What is it?
Ah! "Nokogiri Girl"!
"Nokogiri Girl"!
Can I...
Can I say it first?
No!
Of course you can!
Twitter is...
Shall I?
No!
"No, no, no...
Secret!"
OK!
Face...
You can't!
Tsukumo!
S.N.S. No!
Insta?
Insta? No!
Hi!
It's not "hi"!
Everything on earth is bad!
OK!
Thank you!
I feel like I'm watching a comedy show.
You're better at it when you're adults.
It's like a mini-manzai with Kin-san.
I'm Kin!
Me?
It's too early!
It's not "too early"!
And!
FIFTY-EIGHT PRANK LIVE IN TAIWAN
It's finally happening!
I'm so excited!
I'm shaking!
Just now, in the car...
It was a cool version.
And...
Look!
It's colorful!
I'm with Kana-san.
Kondo-san...
It's a little painful, isn't it?
It's something you do in a live audience.
If you close the screen...
It's fun, isn't it?
I hope you'll enjoy it.
Then!
I'd like you to see how the venue is like.
This is...
At the end of the world...
"TRIPLE-A", "HKT48"...
These people have also done a live performance.
"TRIPLE-A" is a live venue in Taiwan called "SHOW BOX", which is famous in Taiwan.
Look!
It's cool, isn't it?
Right?
700 fans have gathered here.
Are they all from Taiwan?
They're all from Taiwan.
Of course, it's a PRANK LIVE...
So, everything is extra.
That's amazing!
We already rehearsed how to get excited in advance, so we already know where and when it will come out.
That's amazing!
Some of you may know about it.
When we said "London Hearts", most of you watched it.
When we said "50 Years", you were like "Wow!"
Look, look, look!
It's going up, it's going up!
This is how many people watch "London Hearts" in Taiwan.
That's a lot of people!
Since we're broadcasting this Taiwan TV show, we have 17 cameras here.
That's amazing!
And for today's show, Kano has brought two new songs and a Taiwanese version of "50 Years" rap.
We hope you enjoy those as well.
Before the show begins, let's look back at "50 Years"' famous songs and history!
The song...
It's out!
The song begins with "Magic No Yoru Special".
Nearby is a prank date with Akiya Marina.
Surprisingly, she presents an original love song!
This became a talk of the town after it aired.
As expected of the melody core.
Later that day, the CD was released and sold out.
Can you make a song called "Perfect Love" now?
"Perfect Love"?
How about it?
Then, improvised...
This became the representative song and "Perfect Love" was born.
This is also a popular song.
"Indian Milk Shop".
Isn't it too different?
The tempo is too different.
The music of "fifty-eight" has lyrics and melodies that are not confined to the frame.
"Girl Girl Girl" is a woman, right?
The next "Star Train" is...
A-melody was made improvisation.
Running in the Milky Way.
I put a flying star in my ear.
You put it in.
You can only do it once or twice a year.
I put it in my stomach.
In addition, he also tries heavy metal.
Sometimes, he writes lyrics with too simple ideas.
- That's... - That's...
- Mr. Belton!
- This is it, "50-A"!
- Mr. Belton, you're not Mr. Belton!
- And this time, we've prepared two new songs!
- What kind of performance will they show us with what kind of finish?!
- Now, "50-A Taiwan Live" will begin soon!
- Wow! - It's getting louder!
- Now, "50-A Taiwan Live" will begin!
- First, the opening act!
- What will be the opening act?!
- Are you ready...
- ...to be entertained?!
- It's Naomi's opening act!
- Naomi! Naomi!
- Naomi Erden! Tama Tama! Taiwan's best!
- Naomi!
- Actually, Naomi is popular in Taiwan!
- Are you ready?!
- It's getting really exciting!
- Naomi is a natural!
- There are still a few people here!
Who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are?
Let's show them!
It's hard to keep up with them!
Great!
Naomi Onabe made a great decision!
This is amazing!
After this, we have Missy!
Oh, there she is!
Taisei En!
Cool!
This is projection mapping!
This is amazing!
I don't know if it's a joke or not.
Wow!
It's like a dome.
It's gone.
Wow!
Gengo-chan's bandicoot.
Wow!
It's like a dome.
Wow!
It's a gold costume.
My favorite gold color.
It's coming out.
It starts.
The first song.
Nokogiri ga
It's a collaboration song with Apex.
Nokogiri ga
Let's go!
That's it!
That's the best one!
This is going to be exciting.
The dancer is a Taiwanese dancer.
What are you doing?
So cool!
(singing)
You're already in it!
No way!
I'm the music genius!
VICTORY!
I've come all the way to Taiwan!
I'm going to make it the hottest festival in Taiwan in a year!
For that purpose, I'll do my best!
If you're interested, please come and see!
I'm going to make it the hottest festival in Taiwan in a year!
For that purpose, I'll do my best!
His expression is getting better.
He's getting nervous.
The audience is getting excited!
He's riding it!
What's that? A piece?
It's fixed!
He's lifting it up little by little.
Watch out! Watch out!
You're going to hit the dancer!
Now, pay attention to the MC!
I'm going to make it the hottest festival in Taiwan in a year!
Everybody, come together!
"Ueguata" Highlight Dance Story!
No matter what you say, just say "Ue!"
Oh, you're here! Thank you for coming!
Naomi!
The audience is amazing!
It was great!
Yes!
Did you feel good?
I felt so good!
I'm so grateful!
Oh, really?
You're too excited!
I met Uno-san earlier, and he kept saying "Naomi, thank you!"
I'm so grateful for that!
Naomi doesn't know much about FIFTY-A, does she?
That's right! I don't know much about it, so it's my first time seeing so much of it!
I'm looking forward to it!
If you think of something, just say it!
I got it!
It's full of things like that!
Yes!
I bought it! It's an Indian milk shop!
Indian milk shop?
Indian milk shop!
What is it?
It says "Indian milk shop"
It does?
Yes!
That's amazing!
It says "Indian milk shop" in Taiwanese!
The Indian milk shop pays attention to lyrics and development!
Wow!
When I first heard this song, I was really shocked!
The tempo of the song changed in the middle!
Oh, really?
Jaipur, Jaipur, Shibiru!
His voice is gone!
That's right!
He's doing his best!
Here it is!
The song title is "Gallery"!
It's the same song!
This is "Fifteen Year New"!
On this road leading to India
In order not to spill even a single drop
I deliver milk
To Indians who lack calcium
Until the expiration date runs out
I have to deliver it
If I don't deliver it quickly, the milk turns into yogurt
That's fine
Only milk turns into yogurt!
This is really the best!
Excitement and fun comes at once, right?
It warms you up, doesn't it?
It makes you feel good.
Because he's a happy artist.
A happy artist!
I really wanted to meet you all!
Like this, you all cheered for 50-A with a loud voice...
What's wrong?
So...
It's complete.
I love you all!
I really dream of singing like this in front of the people of Taiwan.
Although it's selfish of me, I prepared a Taiwan version of 50-A's song.
So...
Please listen to it.
50-A's rap.
Taiwan version!
Let's do that move.
Pay attention to the new lyrics!
One day, one month, one time...
Wow, it brings back memories!
Mic in one hand, one man, two...
Wonderland, only one...
One place for everyone...
One place for your heart...
Grab it and take it, number one!
Let's go, let's go!
It starts with me!
Yamanobe Declaration!
When it comes to hot things...
Hot water!
Summer!
Fire!
50-A's soul!
In the morning mist, I swam in the lake
Illusions turned red and lit up my eyes
I couldn't see the sky, but I heard the dragon's roar
I've never said it, but I'm sure I've heard it before
The truth is, it's a red feather
As I look out, the night view is perfect
Everyone, feel OK!
OK!
May all of you Jacob's friends enjoy "Big D"
What?
Diamonds!
Sunshine!
Mister Yeah's soul!
Won't get exposed, will they?
grand prize!
What is this?
I don't need it.
What is this?
Here it comes!
This is exciting.
This is fun.
This is so much fun!
Now, next is finally the long-awaited new song.
From Naomi's perspective, it's all new songs.
It's the long-awaited new song.
Before that, please pay attention to the LED in the venue.
They are showing their daily life to the audience.
Their daily clothes are being displayed in the venue.
Here it is.
What is it?
The next costume.
What is it?
I think I've seen this costume somewhere.
I think I've seen it.
Could it be...
It's a fashion concept.
Is this the world view of human music?
I hope so.
It's "over the rainbow".
"over the rainbow"?
It's my first time seeing it.
Make sure you listen to "over the rainbow".
I got it.
I think I've seen it somewhere.
It looks like it.
Next week's "Golden London Parts" will decide who will go on stage.
Here we go.
This is 50 yen's new song "Over the Rainbow".
I've seen this costume before.
It's a bit...
But this is in Japan.
That's not allowed.
But I'm not allowed to be here.
Let's walk together.
What? What? What?
But this is 50 yen's new song "Over the Rainbow".
I've seen this costume before.
Do you think people in Taiwan don't know about it?
No, they don't know about it.
I've done it here before.
When the door of your heart opens up
Let's go new world!
I'm listening.
You're a fan.
It's a solo.
It's the same song.
Over the rainbow
No!
I've seen it before.
I've seen it with my parents.
How do you know?
He's an actress.
You're a pervert and you're dancing.
Are you a pervert?
Are you a pervert and you're dancing?
Stop, you fool!
What is this taste?
Look, everyone can smile!
Vampire, weep weep weep,
I'm a vampire, I'm a vampire!
Stop, you fool!
What is this taste?
Stop, you fool!
I'm a vampire, I'm a vampire!
Goodbye...
♪ I'm too good for this ♪
♪ Jabu jabu jabu jabu ♪
♪ I'm gonna get beaten up ♪
♪ Jabu jabu jabu jabu ♪ ♪ I'm gonna get beaten up ♪
I'm lost while running
Looking up, I see seven-colored feet
I'm lost while running
I'm still fighting the parade
Tears are still flowing
Tears don't suit you
Looking up, I see seven-colored feet
Look, I've become a straight smile
Looking up, I see seven-colored feet
I'm still fighting the parade
Tears don't suit you
Looking up, I see seven-colored feet
Look, I've become a straight smile
Vampire!
Beast!
Hustle!
Jacket!
Best!
Looking up, I see seven-colored feet
I'm still running away in the dark
Over the rainbow
What is this?
What are you talking about?
It's funny.
What are you talking about?
Once again, a masterpiece has been born.
Wow.
Ah, something is moving.
Robot dance.
What is this?
Robot dance?
What is this? Robot dance?
Ah, wait!
What is this?
What is this ending?
It's a brick toy.
Ah, I see.
I see.
Is that what it is?
Mermaid, cry, cry, cry.
Were you crying?
Yes.
Kentals, shush, shush.
Vampire, fit, fit, fit, fit.
I don't know.
Clothes fit you.
Are you that fit?
Next.
Ah, what is this?
What is this?
It's moving.
What is this?
It's moving.
Right now, it's chasing down the flowery road after a river.
As I said before, it's moving to the round centre.
As I said before, when you come across the river, it's where "Let's New World" is.
Welcome to "STAR TRAIN"!
It's "STAR TRAIN"!
Where are you going?
You're looking ahead, aren't you?
Everyone, look ahead! I haven't noticed it yet!
You haven't noticed it yet!
Go!
Wow!
You're still going!
Wow!
You're still going!
From now on, "Taiwan Live" is blank!
With a boat and a plane, we're on the Ota-Q Line!
We're crossing the Kubiki-ri!
We're crossing the Tamanoga-wa-man!
We're running and running and running!
We're crossing the Tamanoga and crossing the Tamanoga!
We'll cross the Milky Way and run through the galaxy
The scenery we see from the car window is the best
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going to crash
Should I take the train in the middle of the night?
No, no, that's not it
It's LED and beautiful
It's changed a lot
You can control it remotely
It's 1,500 yen per unit
700 units
It's beautiful
He's wearing a jacket
It's 100 yen.
What is it?
You can see it more often than not seen here.
Ball and rest.
Fifty?
OK, everybody.
It's great.
Everybody.
Rock-paper-scissors.
You guys follow me.
Yellow.
Arrow.
Everybody, bass and drums, let's hear you say…
Sound the drums!
I'm saying this because I want to know if you're having fun,
but it actually means "who's being fooled?"
What?!
Bass and drums, let's hear you say…
Sound the drums!
It's you, everybody!
You're lying!
I want to be embraced like this!
He wants to be embraced like this.
It's you, everybody!
Sound the drums!
I'm saying this because I want to know if you're having fun,
but it actually means "who's being fooled?"
Ah, it's the second time.
It's the third time for me.
I'll put it in pink.
Ah, it's the third time for me.
Yaho, yaho!
It's hard to do it in the same way.
Hahaha, look at his eyes!
Here we go!
Let's go!
Everyone!
Don't you want to see the live performance of "Sethie"?
Yes, we do!
You want to see it, don't you?
Yes, we do!
Then, let's go to the venue!
Yes, let's go!
Let's go!
Thank you!
Thank you very much.
The members have arrived at the entrance of the venue.
Perfect Love!
This is the representative song of FIFTY-A, Perfect Love.
Let's go more and more!
The members enter the back seat for the first time.
Everyone, sing with me!
Perfect Love!
Everyone, are you ready?
Perfect Love!
Even if it's scary, I can keep my eyes open with courage
This love and pain are prepared by money
This distance and cuteness are prepared by money
Sadness and masculinity are prepared by money
Loneliness and femininity are prepared by money
Such is their perfect love
How is it?
At the venue...
At the venue, the voices of the encore are echoing.
But after this, the famous song will come.
Heavy Metal Station "Tetsu no Tetsu Chan"
Tetsu, Tetsu, Tetsu, Tetsu no Tetsu Chan
You don't know it?
I don't know it.
I'm looking forward to it.
In the song, it's heavy metal.
Tetsu, Tetsu, Tetsu, Tetsu no Tetsu Chan
What will happen in this song?
Mr. Jimo, I have a request.
What is it?
I want you to play the drums in the encore.
What?
I've never played the drums before.
Can I play the air drums?
What are you doing?
I'll do my make-up.
I'll paint my face white.
Let's paint your face white and do our make-up.
I'll do my make-up and wear a mask.
But I'm not ready.
I'm not in a hurry.
Please raise your hand when I say "I love metal".
What?
I love metal.
You say "I love metal"?
Yes.
Mr. Fujimon will play the air drums.
I've never played the air drums before.
What will happen to Mr. Fujimon?
Mr. Fujimon is...
He's here!
He's here! He's here! He's here!
Next week's "Zero London Parts" will be held at Udoki's Odebu Castle!
Wow!
Fujiko went up on the stage in an air-drama!
Hurry up and do it! Do it! Do it!
It's not over yet!
It's like "Ghost in the Shell"!
I love rock! I love everything! I love everyone!
Somebody help me! I can't do it alone!
Is it okay? Is it okay?
I love you!
Somebody help me!
This strongman surrounded by steel is normal!
But from deep inside, he is Deathtrap!
Deathtrap! Deathtrap! Deathtrap! Deathtrap!
I'm scared!
I feel like I'm not connected to the band.
I'm scared!
But it's dangerous and impressive.
Watch out!
I'm scared!
Watch out!
Watch out! Watch out!
One seriously could get caught.
- He could get caught! - Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out! Watch out!
Let me out!
Watch out! Watch out!
It's dangerous, you know.
Watch out! Watch out!
- He's doing it! - Get me out of here!
- He's doing his face. - Get me out of here!
- He's becoming a member of the metal band! - I'm counting on you!
- Tetsu-chan! So he's Tetsu-chan! - Get me out of here!
- Tetsu-chan's getting angry! - I don't have a knife!
I've never done anything! I don't even have a knife!
I don't have a knife!
The only thing I have is... is... is... is... is...
- Tetsu-chan! - Get me out of here!
BELT SAI!
Tetsu for Tetsu!
Tetsu! Tetsu! Betty for Tetsu!
Sitting and watching...
Tetsu for Tetsu!
Look out!
BELT SAI!
Tetsu for Tetsu!
Watch out! Watch out! You've seen it before, haven't you?
- Thank you for your hard work! - I'm surprised!
- Are you okay now? - I'm okay!
- Okay, let's go!
- Tetsu-chan! Tetsu-chan, you did it! - You did it!
- Tetsu-chan, you're the best! - Tetsu-chan in white...
- Stop it! Stop it! - Megura, stop it!
- Stop it! - Megura, you're too strong!
- Tetsu-chan in black... - You mean Gudeo-san?
- That's right! - You always call him "Tetsu-chan in black".
- You always called him "Tetsu-chan in black".
- Tetsu-chan! - Tetsu-chan in black!
- Tetsu-chan in black cried! - Tetsu-chan in black and "I'm the best!"
- I don't want to lose to Eiko-chan in the stage performance. - It's dangerous!
- Megura! - It's so exciting!
- I thought you might find me! - You said "chikisho" in the middle of it!
- I said "chikisho" in the middle of it! - You said "chikisho" in the middle of it!
- You said "chikisho" in the middle of it!
- Chikisho! - Chikisho!
- The next song will be the last song. - The last song!
- This is just a surprise live performance, so it won't end normally. - It won't end normally.
- Please look at the venue. - Yes.
- You can see that the stage is higher up. - Yes.
- In the middle of it is a pitfall. - Really?
- In "London House", it's a pitfall. - Yes.
- On Friday at 9pm, it's the first time. - Yes.
- He didn't do anything wrong. - Yes.
- He just wants us to fall into the pitfall. - Yes.
- He wants us to have fun! - He fell in a live performance seven years ago. - Yes.
- It's a driving meeting. - I see.
I'm going to fall! I'm going to fall!
I'm going to fall!
It's a surprise live performance! Let's have fun on Friday!
Here it is!
Oh, it's a sample!
Everyone, thank you very much for the concert!
This is the last song for real!
But it's okay!
I'll come back!
Some of you may like it and come back!
The last song for this concert in Taiwan is...
I'd like to end with a cheering song!
Well, when humans live...
There are many things!
This is a song I made when I was living in China.
So you can tell from the lyrics...
I wonder if I'm saying it to myself...
A song for yourself...
After all, there are unpleasant things, painful things, and tragic things...
Listening to the music, I was saved many times!
Well then, please listen!
Fighting pose!
This is a surprise live performance!
Please watch the last performance in Taiwan!
"Taiwan Prank Live" is coming to an end!
Thank you!
Say "thank you" to the camera!
Thank you!
Even though he is an entertainer, he gets carried away easily.
I've never seen this kind of music video.
Is it a dream?
Is it really a dream?
It's a dream!
He is in a hurry!
He is running!
He is in a hurry!
I didn't know it was like this.
I've never done this before.
I can't do this well.
I can do it, but I can't do this well.
I can't do this well.
I'll do it!
Say it!
He is in a hurry!
Everyone, sing with me!
OKUBA!
And finally, the drop hole stops!
Finally, the O-ring changes direction!
It will fall at the last OKUBA!
OKUBA!
It's coming apart
UBUBA!
I'm losing my voice
I lost my voice
What?
UBUBA!
Wait, what is this?
Wait, wait
UBUBA!
Wait a minute
What's up?
We're in Taiwan
That's right
We're in Taiwan
Wow, wow, wow
That's impossible!
Before we tell you more stories, first let's rescue Kano from a hole
I'm an all-rounder at London Hearts
You're good!
Thank you
You came in a little earlier and practiced "down-c" and "chase-e"
What?!
That's awesome!
Aren't you a fan?
No
But people who watch London Hearts know about F.E.P.A., right?
Right, right, they really know
But you don't know that much about it
I really want you to forgive me
But the live show was amazing and it was exciting, right?
That's right
It was really exciting
It was really fun
Didn't you notice? Metal Station
Heavy Metal Station?
Heavy Metal Station, didn't you notice?
There was a hint
A hint?
It was really close
Did you see the drummer?
The one wearing a mask or something like that
That's right
It's this person, please come in
- Tecchan! - Tecchan!
- Did you understand?
- Tecchan! - It's iron Tecchan!
- Did you understand? - Yes!
- Tecchan! - Is it okay? Your face...
- Was it you? - It was me!
- Wait a minute! Are you serious?! - I'm serious!
I didn't notice you at all!
Fujimon-san, you noticed me!
I'm so happy!
Because you were standing up!
- Amazing! - That's not Fujimon-san!
You're watching London Hearts, right?
- That's so cool! - You know Japanese?!
- Of course I know Japanese! - You know a lot of songs?!
- Wow! - You know a lot of songs!
- Wow! - We've just revealed two new songs...
Trash wants me, I don't like it
It's a song by Trustie Bar!
- "Sekao wa..." - You know it, don't you?
It's "Inspire"!
He's too inspired!
He's so young!
Inspired, inspired!
And the chorus...
Yes, it's a unique chorus and at the end it's like "bow"!
And the last song is "funky monkey baby".
It's like a combination of greens.
I've seen it in a music video.
It's like a music video.
It's like "okuba"!
"Okuba"!
But Ando-san made it for us.
Yes.
He made it himself.
It's amazing!
This is...
Wow!
What are you doing?
What are you doing all of a sudden?
There was a call and response in the middle, wasn't there?
Are you excited?
There was a Beijing dialect teacher who said something like that, wasn't there?
Yes.
That actually means...
What? No, no, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
Who is being deceived?
Then everyone said, "It's you!"
It's embarrassing!
Right?
Everyone was telling me the answer.
Who is being deceived?
It's you!
He also showed the audience a hidden camera prank in Beijing, but they didn't notice it.
We've been giving you hints since yesterday.
What?!
That's right.
There were a lot of them.
Since yesterday?!
Yes.
About the airport...
A hundred fans have been waiting for it, right?
Was that also prepared by London Hearts?
Of course it was!
What is that?!
Why is that the only truth?!
It's not!
It can't be a lie!
Notice it!
What about the newspaper?!
About the airport...
A state of being masked appeared in the newspaper.
Yes.
That newspaper was also made by us.
Wow! That's amazing!
Amazing!
That's amazing!
And many of the interviews we did today...
All of them were lies.
Right?
All of them!
What's it like to eat?
Desuka ne?
What is it?
Why don't you have schedules on all those days?!
Why do you keep asking me such questions?!
It irritates me!
That person irritates me the most!
It really does irritate me!
Yeah right!
Yesterday, today and where I've been are all lies!
What do you think about London Hearts when it's sold out?!
Did you think it was "London Hearts"?
No, it's like...
It was on a Taiwanese TV show yesterday.
- Oh, you saw it? - Yes.
- Oh, you saw it? - No, you didn't see it.
- It was on a Taiwanese TV show, right? - Yes.
- Was "London Hearts" included in it? - No, it wasn't!
- No... - Of course it was!
- It was! - So, it's all true?!
- Yes! - It's all a lie?!
- No, it's all true! - It's all a lie?!
- Um... - But that show is a real show.
- That's right! - Yes, yes.
And the host said that Taiwanese people love Japanese shows.
And there were a lot of Taiwanese people imitating Japanese shows.
And the producer said, "Hey!" and said, "Wow!"
So I thought for a second that they were imitating "London Hearts".
- I see, there's a Taiwanese TV show "Camera" too... - No, no! "London Hearts"!
- No, no! "London Hearts"!
- "London Hearts" it is! - No, no! "London Hearts" it is!
Now, one more important story!
I don't know what day "London Hearts" is aired in Taiwan,
- but in Japan, it's aired on Tuesdays at 9 o'clock. - Yes.
- And that's moved from spring to Friday at 9 o'clock. - Yes.
Friday at 9 o'clock.
And today's Taiwanese producer for this show...
- What was his name again? - Kin-san.
- Kin-yo-ku-san... - Eh?
- Ki... - Ki... Eh?
- Kin... - Kin-yo-ku...
- Kin-yo-ku? - Kin-yo-ku-san!
- Ah, I see! - Kin...
- Really?! - Really?!
- Friday at 9 o'clock! - Friday at 9 o'clock!
- Friday at 9 o'clock, and Kin-yo-ku-san was the producer! - Kin-yo-ku...
- You didn't know, did you?! - You didn't know, did you?!
- On Friday at 9 o'clock, "Prank Star" was aired for the first time! - Eh?!
- Really?! - Amazing! - Amazing!
- But it was just like what they said, right?
- When we arrived at the airport, I asked the interviewer in Beijing...
- "You're about to be pranked in Beijing, how do you feel?"
- And he said, "I'm excited!"
- I didn't know you said that!
- So, Kin-yo-ku-san, have you prepared...
- Yes. - ...the special show prepared by "Kin-yo-ku-san" for you today?
- How do you feel?
- I'm excited!
- It's true, when we left the airport...
- ...the people at the airport were cheering for us!
- The guards were stopping us like this...
- ...and after about 20 meters, no one was there anymore!
- Don't give up!
- You have good manners, Taiwanese people!
- Seriously... - Eh?!
- After that, yesterday and today...
- ...well, you were there for two days... - Yes.
- There were a lot of signs everywhere!
- All of them are facing this way!
- He said "all of them"!
- I have to make you notice! - All of them!
- The photos we took together! - Ah, the photos you took together!
- That's right! That's right! That's right! - Wow!
- We took so many pictures, but all of them are prepared by London Hearts.
- Wow! - Wow!
- If you ask me to take so many pictures, I'll misunderstand you.
- But songs don't lie. - That's right.
- We did it.
- But it became a good memory.
- Some of you actually became fans after seeing this, didn't you?
- Unfortunately, not all of you.
- We don't use it much.
- But it's okay. There are so many fans now.
- Next time, when "beauty" comes to Taiwan,
will you come to our concert?
- Yes! - No way!
- Really? - Please come.
- Then, we'll sing an old song.
- That's right! - We'll sing...
- A song about a dreamlike prank in Taiwan.
- With the feeling of "I'll come back to Taiwan someday",
- the title is...
- "Again"... "Again"...
- "Again, I want to see you in Taiwan". - "Again, I want to see you in Taiwan".
- No, no.
- The title is different.
- Can we decide the title from this side?
- "Again, I want to see you in Taiwan"? - Can we do it again?
- Can we do it?
- Then, please listen to our new song "Again, I want to see you in Taiwan".
- Please.
- I'm happy to meet you.
- We're all excited.
- I want to see you again.
- I want to eat xiao long bao.
- I want to eat mango ice cream.
- I want to stay in a grand hotel.
- One on one...
- I want to come back to Taiwan.
- Why?
It was "fifty-eight"! "fifty-eight"! "fifty-eight"! "fifty-eight"! "fifty-eight"! "fifty-eight"!
Friday's London Hearts regular showdown is...
...the moving Oedipus Queen deciding match!
The average weight is 88kg.
That movement is already an art level.
It's a heavyweight cheap play.
The next week's London Hearts is on Friday at 9pm.