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Tonight's runners will determine the top of Odebu.
Weight 18kg.
Occhari All-Star Dai Shinketsu.
How can he move so much with this weight?
Odebu's new star is also chosen.
A B-class team player is chosen.
Odebu-chon is decided.
These are Occhari talents representing Japan.
So cute.
Is there anyone you're interested in?
Someone you don't know much about.
Rohan's first appearance is Nobue Yu.
I'm Nobue Yu. Nice to meet you.
You're not a robot, are you?
I'm a human.
Are you in a team?
Wow, you're short.
I'll be careful.
Actress Nobue Yu and studio guest Naomi Watanabe will compete in five events.
The first event is a trampoline.
Jump up and return in the air.
Wow, it's hard.
Do this three times in a row.
Turn sideways and jump.
The average weight is 80kg.
Who is Odebu?
His weight is 94kg.
Yotas Club's Yui-P.
Yui-P is young.
She's tall.
She's old.
She finally gets on it and...
Wow, it looks like it's going to sink.
I'm scared.
Here I go. I'm going to jump.
It's funny
It's like "Arijikoku"
It's funny
Watch out
My knee
My knee doesn't reach
No, no, no
It's a tie
The audience can't catch up
Don't you know the timing?
It's blue
The next moment
Watch out
It's not good
The audience can't support it
This is a battle
You're doing it
The next is a former basketball player, Haruna Kondo
I'm a friend of yours
You're not a friend of mine
I want you to know that I'm flexible
I'll do my best
Watch out
Watch out for your knee
You'll hit me
Watch out
I'll do it
She's caught again
No one will teach me
Her legs are up but her body is on the ground
It's a tie and it's a failure
Stop it
You can do it
She's somehow jumping but her balance is messed up
It's a great jump
Haruna can't fly
You can't fly, right?
A pig that can't fly isn't just a pig
I'm not a pig that can't eat
It's difficult for a high-tech person like her to jump
Really?
Naomi Watanabe, who weighs 98kg, is a young girl
I'm confident
I think I can do it
You don't have much hair
I'll do it
Wow!
Oh, you can move!
Wow!
This high jump doesn't feel like 98kg!
Wow!
And...
A lot of desire to look up at the sky!
Wow!
It's amazing!
It was quite high.
Even I was scared just now!
Next, 82kg in the air, above the road!
It's a self-awareness!
Trampoline, first challenge, but I'll do my best!
Wow! It's like Michelin's Mark!
First trampoline, what will happen!?
Is it low?
Oh, it's calm!
Oh!
Oh, it's stable!
Oh!
Wow!
It's like Gundam!
The height is not so high, but there is a beautiful balance of back and forth!
Wow!
It's amazing!
Wow!
It's my first time to ride a trampoline and it's heavy!
It's good to exercise!
It's spinning!
It's amazing!
Huh?
Does it have a talent?
Next, Yashiro Yuka who is confident in her body shape!
I'll fly!
She's jumping! She's jumping! High! High!
Wow!
Wow! Amazing!
She seems like she can reach the ceiling. She's a high jumper!
She's high!
Not only that, her butt doesn't shake and she jumps well!
She's high!
She's like a cool wire actor.
She's high!
She's perfect.
Great!
Her sense of rhythm is bright.
Oh, she's doing it again.
Is it because of the sense of rhythm?
Next up is Nobue Ryuu, an actress who weighs 93kg and has a strong body.
She's young!
I hope we can work well together.
Nobue is also a small child, but will she be able to jump with caution?
She's like a child elephant.
I'm going!
Her hands are short!
She's cute!
What is this?
Amazing!
Cute!
Soft!
Her arms are short, so she doesn't look like a woman at all.
Her legs are bent a little and she is cute!
Balance!
Cute!
From here, the difficulty of the trampoline is higher.
From standing up, she puts her butt on it and returns her body.
This time, she puts her back on it and returns her body.
This is the oldest, Ms. Mori's black mackerel challenge!
She is cute!
She is 37 years old.
Her legs are short.
This is terrible!
What is she doing?
She is cute!
She can't move as she thought.
Next is Haruna!
I think I'm about to jump.
No matter what you do, you can't get up.
What are you doing?
It's like you're frying something in a frying pan.
Who are you?
What are you doing?
It's difficult.
Which muscle should I use?
You can't get up.
And there's still one person who can't get up.
Come on.
You've done a great job so far.
The final pose is a handsome telemark.
My neck is broken.
It's hard to sleep.
This time, the members who came out earlier also struggled.
The backdrop is weak.
The new member of KITAI, NOBUYU, is...
It's just a lump of rubber
Naomi Watanabe showed a good jump at first
It's not funny at all
Let's go
Oh!
Next is on your back
Wow!
This is the best!
You do well till the end of your buttocks
This is impressive!
Wow!
Then you bend over a little
And stand up
She doesn't look like she weighs 98kg.
She is trying hard to keep her balance.
This is frustrating.
While no one is able to clear it, a 73kg barbie wins!
Now it's time for her back.
Your back.
You did it!
Let's watch the last one from a super slow motion.
Now it's Nietzsche's turn.
Now it's time for her back.
She stood up!
Your face!
Be happy!
She's closing her eyes!
She's so beautiful!
It's like the Olympics!
She's so beautiful!
So, there are six outstanding O-Dev-chans who were excellent in both trumpeting and sports!
Six of them!
Can you do "tetris" with this?
Yes, but...
There are people who can do it, right?
If you do it the other way, it's amazing.
Anyone can do it.
I want "tetris" for this.
It was really amazing, wasn't it?
That's right. There is a trick.
If you don't believe in the trampoline, it will be messed up.
That's right.
You believe in it and leave it to it.
If you leave it to it, it will return the trampoline with love.
It was really beautiful.
It was amazing.
Yashiro was amazing, too.
I also believed in it and did my best.
I did "tetris" with the trampoline.
"Tetris"?
What is "tetris"?
Nobuye-chan.
Nobuye-chan is cute!
She is cute, isn't she?
She did it better than I thought.
I was a little impressed.
She can only spread her arms like that.
I want to watch it many times.
I want you to upload it to YouTube.
Her body is perfect.
What's wrong with you?
When I heard what everyone said, I couldn't believe it.
I was scared.
Did you make the corner?
No, I didn't.
She is not good at turning.
How many years has it been?
You are Shrek, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
Why do you always say that?
Because I thought you were Shrek.
Shrek doesn't participate in this "bocchari" competition.
Who is the speed No. 1 model?
It's a 50-meter race!
It may look like a race, but it's a tough competition.
They have to put their feet on the ground.
They have to fight against the burden of design and challenge themselves to their limits.
The first race is Kurosawa versus Naomi.
The seniors and juniors will compete against each other.
I don't care about the seniors this time.
I'm going to beat you up.
But you are heavier than me.
You are 20 kg heavier than me.
I can't beat you up.
Who will win?
Naomi's slight lead
Naomi spreads her lead
And she goes
Weight doesn't matter
I won
I'm 30kg heavier than you
You're fast
Really?
What's wrong with you?
I can't do it anymore
Actress Nobue vs. Barbie
Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you, too
You're a man
Nobue tries to get close to Barbie with his short arms and legs
But he couldn't catch up. The winner is Barbie!
You're so fast
You were so fast from behind
I felt you behind me
You were amazing
Why do you feel me?
They're 100m away from each other
Will they be able to overcome this burden?
100m?
First, Nobue vs. Nobue
I'll show you that we're still young
Nobue, you're still young
You're loud
Where's that?
On your mark, get set...
Go!
It's long! It's far!
Mitchell's top is slightly higher.
The gap is widening.
Is he at his limit?
Is it that hard?
The last 10 meters, Yuki is desperately chasing him.
But, the top of the line is running away!
It's a heat! It's a heat!
It's really hard!
It's totally different from 5 o'clock!
It's totally different!
It's not a marathon!
I'm glad that the fear of losing didn't leave me behind.
Mr. Yanagawa, you were running.
You too!
"Occasion Club" revenge match!
"Ocarina vs. Condor"!
It's like a slender competition.
On your mark...
Get set...
Go!
Both of them have a good start.
It's a heat!
It's really a heat!
Both of them are dead hits!
Don't laugh! Don't laugh!
He's breathing in the wind.
10 meters left.
It's the last spurt!
It's like a double-decker!
It's totally a heat!
He's got a string on his leg!
It's totally a heat!
With a slight difference in arms, "Ocarina" wins!
I don't need the picture next to me!
I was about to laugh in the middle of it.
"Ocarina" is always laughing.
What am I doing?
It's weird!
"Ocarina" wins!
The next race is "Harrison Bond" Haruna vs. Yashiro Migyu!
Let's have a match from the room!
I won't lose to you, director!
I'm not Michael Moore, director!
I didn't think you'd say that from Mana-chan!
On your marks...
Get set...
It's long! It's long, 100 meters!
Haruna is already in the lead!
Don't grab my eye!
Mister! Mister!
And she's completely alone!
You're fast!
Mister!
Mana-chan!
And Haruna is off!
You're fast! Mana-chan is slow!
It's quite late for "Yashiro Bond"!
How slow are you?!
I'm so frustrated!
Hurry up and make ramen!
Don't grab my eye!
I didn't think you'd say that from Kun-chan!
The top five who won today's race are...
I didn't know you'd laugh like that.
It was funny.
It was a dead heat race.
I thought I could pass you at all, so I'm glad it was 100 meters.
I couldn't win if it was 50 meters.
You couldn't win if it was 50 meters.
You got it in the end, didn't you?
You're laughing for a long time.
I can't move forward at all.
It was so hard that I felt like I was just walking.
It's too late.
You had a great face in the second half.
I'm glad it was 50 meters.
I want to run in the middle of it.
Even if it's 50 meters, it's very hot again.
It's hot and it hurts.
It's terrible.
I can't move forward at all.
You're cute.
I want to applaud you.
You were running like an adult next to me.
You had a reactionary face.
I forgot about it.
You felt it.
Can you show us Nobue's starting scene again?
You're cute.
Can you show us Nobue's starting scene again?
You're cute.
On your marks...
Get set...
Why did you say "adult" next to me?
You had a reactionary face.
You're funny.
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Even Taro can't beat him.
98 km away, Watanabe swims in a net.
He's trying hard to draw water, but it's hard to move forward.
I don't know. I'm just enjoying it.
The 94kg club unity is Butterfly.
You can do it, right?
Yes, I can do it.
It's heavy.
I don't have the stamina for it.
And it's his first time to challenge Butterfly.
You can do it.
You're fast.
It looks painful, but from here...
You're good.
He can't believe it's his first time.
Is it your first time?
Yes, it's my first time.
He swam 25m.
Compression.
It's the latest type of compression.
The next challenge is swimming underwater.
Haru will challenge it.
You're good.
It's difficult.
It's dangerous.
What's wrong?
Panic. Panic.
He can't rotate and he pushes against the wall.
I'm scared.
It's difficult.
The next challenge is swimming 76km underwater.
It's green, it's green.
Put your hand under and turn around.
And then...
Lean back.
Next is 82km.
Nitche Edo Edo Challenge!
It's kind of scary.
It's scary.
It's like a torpedo.
It's cool!
A jump of a billionaire.
It's coming up.
I was surprised.
The next challenge in the turn is...
Hitchhiking!
It suits you.
It's good.
It's cool!
It was a little shaky, but it's not bad.
Next is 147cm, 93km.
Actress Nobuo Uemura.
Her hands are cute.
Huh? It's good.
It's good.
It's good for exercising.
Shark Attack Challenge!
It's cool!
It stopped for a moment, but it was great!
It's cool!
It's good for exercising.
I did it! I did it!
I did it! I think I can do it now!
It's cute!
It's cool!
I was so happy!
I'm touched!
It's cute!
Next is 73km.
Barbeed Turn Challenge!
It's good.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
It's beautiful.
You get excited when you swim, don't you?
Yes, I do.
So, the first swimmer is Barbie!
You're amazing, Barbie!
You can swim, can't you?
You have a beautiful posture.
I want to swim beautifully.
When you met her in the pool, you thought she was a nice woman, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
But when you changed your clothes and came out of the pool, she was like this.
She was like this.
She's cute no matter how you look at her.
She was a terrible swimmer.
When you let out water, it might come in.
So, you're avoiding it.
Yes, I am.
You don't say "Adrian", do you?
I don't say "Adrian".
You're not "Blocky", are you?
You don't say "Blocky".
Nobue-chan's turn!
When I thought I was a beautiful woman, I was moved.
You're an angel.
You should go to the sea or the pool more often.
I don't have the courage to wear a swimsuit.
No, you don't.
Everyone wants to see you.
I don't have breasts.
I don't know.
It's a complex.
Then, what is it?
It's not a complex.
I'm trying hard to say it, and it's "C".
Nobue-chan smoked cigarettes at the age of three.
No, I didn't.
You're not a super baby.
I'm not a teenager.
This is...
I'm good at dancing.
Is that so?
You're good at samurai dance.
But you're good.
You're good.
What are you doing?
You're funny.
You don't do this, do you?
I don't.
You're cool.
I used to do it.
You're really good.
You're Heisei's Uganda.
Oh, Tsunosawa is good, too.
I want to dance with you.
But it's amazing.
It's amazing.
But it's good.
It's like Tsunosawa.
It's warm.
It's white.
But it's good.
It's cool.
It's cute.
It's good.
As expected.
As expected of a fat man who can move.
It's Max.
It's short!
But she's dancing!
Her right hand!
Her right hand is noisy!
But she's dancing!
Slow! Don't slow down!
Skinny Shake!
It's not Skinny Shake!
She's dancing!
She's dancing with her face!
She's dancing!
She likes it!
It's too tiring!
As expected of her!
How does it work?
What is this?
Ah, sexy!
What is this?
This is terrible!
This is no good!
This is terrible!
Tsukuro-san!
I can see your hesitation.
How is it?
Running Man!
I caught you!
What is this?
It's funny whether you can dance or not.
This color suits you!
What is it?
Give me back my money!
You can move!
Why?
You are dancing!
Dive! Dive!
You are dancing!
Dive! Dive!
You are dancing!
I have seen you somewhere!
You are dancing!
I see! That's why it looks like a low-grade material!
You are dancing!
What is it?
Wait a minute.
Your laughter is old.
Your laughter is really old.
I'm not an old man.
I'm an old man.
I'm a famous man and a bear.
No, you are not.
You are really old.
You are old.
Dance duo.
The two of them are the ones who will be in the grade.
What is it, Barbie?
I'm glad you are angry.
I'm sorry.
I can't see it.
The director doesn't want to include that.
The old man.
Nobui.
Nobui, you are amazing.
You are amazing.
Did you learn it?
I've been doing hip-hop since I was a kid.
I've also done back dancing like that.
I've been doing it for two years.
Have you been doing it since then?
Less than half of it.
Kuro-chan, you were good at it.
But...
What is it?
Can you do it a little more?
I don't like it.
I really don't like 37 years old.
What's wrong with you?
I don't like it.
You are terrible.
What are you doing?
I'm not good at dancing.
You are doing a strip that makes children hate you.
Look at me.
You are a terrible mother.
After this...
Oteku-chan will show off her special skills.
What will happen if I do a flip-flop?
What's going on?
It's a moveable arm wrestling match.
The winners will show off their special skills.
First up is this person.
I'll do a layup shoot.
Yuipi's layup shoot.
I've been doing it for a long time.
I'll do a game shoot.
A game shoot?
At 94kg, with light footwork, she shoots beautifully!
Next up is a difficult back shoot.
This is also beautifully done!
That's amazing.
Next up is her partner, Karina.
By the way, this is a video of her running on a different show.
Karina!
I'm strong!
Are you in sync with me?
She's chic!
She's a red sober.
And now, Karina will do a rope jump.
I'll do a double jump.
I'd like to be able to do it 10 times.
Wow!
That's amazing!
That's amazing, that's amazing.
It's like Hirose Ryoko-chan.
It's not that transparent.
Mori-san and Kurosawa will show you softball's catch and return.
Furthermore...
The catch and return is also...
147cm and 93kg, Nobuo Yuu.
Fastball and roundabout won't lose to anyone!
That technique is...
Cute!
Stretch out her short legs and speed up cleanly.
Even a roundabout that twists one-fourth of her upper body is perfect!
Next is Yuu Yashiro.
I've never hit a dodgeball before.
That's why it's a try!
The ball he aimed at the outside was also beautifully dodged.
He's good!
Wow!
Amazing!
Even if a batman calls him, he's still good.
He's pretty fast.
Wow!
Amazing!
After that, he continued to hit all the balls at the last minute.
Wow!
What is it? Amazing!
At last!
Wow!
I watch it a lot.
Wow!
The ball that Nichi Kondo will show us is a badminton jumping smash.
Wow!
He's fast!
The exuberant jumping smash came out beautifully!
Wow!
He's fast!
Wow!
In China, he was the captain of the table tennis club.
As you can see, if it's a rally, you can continue it for a long time.
Wow!
From here, it's a jumping smash!
What?
Wow!
It's dangerous, you know.
His hands are too big!
And he scores!
- You did it! - No, I didn't!
- Barbie-san. - Yes.
As you can see, it's tennis.
She's been a captain and an instructor at the university.
Her skills are...
- That's cool! - Awesome!
But she doesn't do any moves that you'd expect from a normal Barbie.
That's our captain for you.
- Awesome! - Awesome!
And...
Not only does she play air football, but she's also good at air hockey!
Awesome!
- Stop saying "underscore"! - Stop saying "underscore"!
She also tries a struck-out serve!
Will she be able to hit the target 18 meters away?!
Aim for the center.
Aim for the center...
Can you do it?
Yes!
Flat.
- Yes! - To the center!
Yes!
Who did you come with?
- Barbie-chan. - Barbie-chan.
- I'll do a fla-hoop! - What?!
Haruna does a fla-hoop with her neck, not her waist.
- Neck? - What?
- Wow! - Look at that!
Look at her face!
I can't do it!
She's choking!
- Stop it! - Stop it!
- Yes! - Yes!
Don't say "yes"!
- She's a wrestler! - She's amazing!
- Wow! - She's amazing!
- This is really dangerous. - How can you be so smart?
- How can you be so smart?
- The important thing is that "bu" is the thickest "fla-flup" we have ever done. - I see.
- I thought I would die about twice.
- That was our individual performance of "moving forehead". - Wow!
- Everyone was amazing! - That was really good!
- I did "space catch" for the first time! - Even you can do it!
- You're good! - I can't do it normally. - No, you can't do it.
- I thought "dodgeball" was amazing! - It was amazing!
- I wondered what it was like! - I thought "body vision" was amazing!
- I've only seen "anusrect." - Really?
- I was really surprised! - I also thought "badminton" by Yuki Kon-chan is amazing!
I've only done badminton in class.
Not club activities?
But I have a good sense.
Sense.
Do you have a good sense?
Sense.
So, the members of the studio will do the Kubifura hoop that Haruka showed us.
Is it me?
You saw me, didn't you?
See me in person.
It's really...
It's made of iron.
See?
It's black.
Don't show me.
Here we go.
Yes!
A bus driver.
I'm not a bus driver!
I'm not a bus driver from Thailand!
The world is not a place for surprised people!
I smoke in public!
Who doesn't like you?
What about Nobui-chan?
I like Nobui-chan.
And she's cute.
What about her neck?
She's a woman.
I'm going to kiss you!
Okay, for the last time, let's do an answer.
So, Momo and I are going to do a mouth-to-mouth couple challenge!
What will happen?!
I've never done it before.
What's going on?!
Everyone's looking at me and I'm like "shall we?"
I don't know what's going on!
Hey!
What kind of system is this?!
If you don't do it now, you'll miss it!
You'll definitely miss it!
Don't move! Don't move!
Don't move!
What's going on?!
Where are you going?!
Finally, we've decided who's going to do the number one head-to-head battle!
The first ever Grand Prix!
Next time, on Christmas, we'll have a special tour of Sanchikan!
And we'll have a real battle!
Next year, we'll have a miracle!
The contestants will do a miracle shot!
Wow!
That's so cute!
It's a miracle!
Of course, we'll have a photo of the miracle in the cold!
And we'll have a behind-the-scenes look at 2015!
And we'll have a lot of funny VTRs!
It's so cold!
It's so hot!
For this reason, we'll have the first ever Grand Prix!
The winner of the head-to-head battle will be the winner of the Grand Prix!
Barbie! Congratulations!
Good for you.
Thank you.
You were able to move well overall.
It felt good.
There were many ways of showing off.
You were good at dancing.
There was an accident where the uniform was torn during dancing.
You overcame the accident.
Congratulations.
Lastly, we will watch your failed scenes and say goodbye.
You were cute.
I could see it.
You have a funny face.
What kind of face is that?
What is this?
It's a dream.
You are amazing.
You are good.
You have a funny face.