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Blue, blue, blue, blue guy, right?
Tengyuan Tenkawa Group's hide-and-seek announcement!
I'm telling you, you know!
Will it be okay like this?
What did you say?!
Hide-and-seek men's touch!
Today's members, other than Zakiyama-san, are all in their 40s or more.
He's in his 30s?!
There's a reason why we're only calling adults.
There's only one person in his 50s.
50s?!
Are there people in their 50s?
Are there people like that?
He's an old man.
He's 51 years old, but he's not an old man.
51?!
That's low!
What are you doing?! Stop it!
Seriously, stop it!
But as an entertainer, it's like shit.
That's true, but...
The four of them, including Gunno Dekawa, are the first to participate.
It's your first time, right?
Yes, it's my first time. I'm really scared.
Scared?
I'm really bad at putting people in order.
Then just quit already, you idiot.
It's tough.
It's really tough.
I don't want to cry.
Takei-kun...
Even if Takei-san chose it,
you and Love Magedon were able to become a great couple.
Yes!
If Takei-san attacked you, how would you defeat him?
What would you do?
I definitely wouldn't do it myself.
If he attacked you...
If he hit me hard and attacked me...
I'm a bit of a glamorous person, so...
Around here...
You have a big back, right?
I'd put a jab in there and...
When it hit me, I'd put my knee in.
I felt it, but...
It's your face, right?
Can I say something?
Can I tell you how I defeated Degas-san?
Degas-san?
Can we say something about Degas-san?
He's a little veteran old man.
He's just an ordinary old man.
He's in his fifties, so he just attacks you from the front.
Today's topic is...
As an adult who has 100 women and 100 men,
how can you win against charm?
Everyone, it's already a good year.
If it's "the worst one" again...
What kind of life have you lived?
That's right.
It's like you've been denied everything.
It's scary.
What kind of rank did these ten women get?
Before announcing it, we'll do a 100-yen bet.
The result of Ryo-kun's vote...
The oldest, Degas-san, has been decided!
7th place.
It's not in the top 3, but it's probably in the top 3.
To be honest, we can't beat this top 3.
It's too attractive.
It's attractive, or if it's a survey like this, it'll definitely be in the top 3.
People in the world look at it like that.
You're calmly analyzing it.
That's because it's a computer.
Amazing.
Computer.
Honestly, I don't feel like losing to the rest of them.
What do you think is an adult's charm, Dera-san?
To be honest, we talked about age earlier, but you're 51 years old.
You're still this blue... blue... blue... blue guy, right?
After blue, there's only blue 2 years old.
The 8th place, which was expected to be attractive as an adult.
It's in the top 3 for now.
Oh! Daikichi-san!
That's close!
Highly rated.
14th place.
Daikichi-sensei is an adult, isn't he?
Yeah.
"Katsu"?
Daikichi-sensei is an adult?
His comments are accurate.
But he doesn't look like a child at all.
By the way, who is in the top 3 for Daikichi-san?
Oh, Ozaru.
There are quite a lot of people.
Wow!
Do you rank yourself?
To be honest, I'm in the 10th place.
10th place!
You're confident about that?
If you think about it as a member, I think he's overwhelming.
That's true.
What?
Is it the charm of an adult?
He's calm.
When he was going down to defeat Takei-san, I'm the only one who didn't say a word.
An adult.
I was watching over you.
Then, I can't accept that Degawa-san placed you in 8th place.
I'm curious about the other two.
That's right.
They are highly rated people.
I see.
Then, Mr. Daikichi.
If you look at this, you'll know.
You're mature, Degawa-san.
Of course.
What are you saying, Mr. Daikichi?
I can't get mad at you.
That's right.
Even if you get mad at me like that...
I don't have a heart to get mad at you.
It's because you're an adult.
The two adults that Degawa says are attractive to Daikichi are...
First, in the top 2, in 9th place...
In 9th place...
Chihara Jr.
What is life for an entertainer?
Teeth.
It's not teeth!
It's not teeth.
Who said that, Mr. Daikichi?
It's important, but it's an image.
That's the most important thing.
How many teeth do you have?
Teeth!
I have about 7 teeth.
It's not an image.
That's right.
The most important thing is an image.
It's an image.
Before you say that, Mr. Jr.
Yes?
Please remember the woman you've dated so far.
Amuro is...
It's me, Amuro!
It's me!
Yes, yes, yes!
That's why!
I'm embarrassed, but...
Is it a good image?
No, it's a good image!
He chose a wonderful woman.
The general public thinks that he is popular.
I see.
Such a beautiful actress goes out with him.
That alone is more attractive than Mr. Daiki.
Mr. Daiki, you can't accept it, can you?
Of course I know that,
but I'd like to know one more reason.
As an adult, he is attractive.
Mr. Daiki, if you are frustrated, you can't go out with such a famous person.
The person who chose Mr. Fujimoto,
who is the most attractive person as an adult,
is...
Mr. Fujimoto!
Thank you very much!
After all, she is a wife.
Fujimoto is ugly and ugly.
What did you say?
Ugly and ugly.
She is ugly.
After hurting this person,
he was so happy.
He is in the best father award.
Hmm. I haven't got it.
He is in the best mother award.
Isn't it called mother?
Father!
It's mother.
Isn't it called mother?
What is mother?
Fujimoto is very cool because of surprises.
I'm sure you know this, but when you propose, you make a board for yourself on the river.
No, that's not when I propose.
On your birthday?
No, that's on my birthday.
On your birthday?
Sometimes you miss some information, right?
Can you stop doing that?
What's on the river?
You're pouring your body into the river.
You're not an adult!
You're a real samurai, aren't you?
I'm not a real samurai.
You're a real samurai. You're surprising me!
I'm a real romanticist, but...
You made a music and showed it to me.
I was like, "Happy birthday!"
How about you, Kakei?
I'm in third place with Fujimoto-san.
You're not attractive to adults, right?
Fujimoto-san, when you're with children, seems like you're being spoiled.
So you're always with children?
You're a wonderful couple, but you're not attractive to adults.
Go home, children!
Go home!
I don't need you anymore!
I'm here!
By the way, Kakei, who's in 10th place?
It's the juniors.
The juniors have a high rating.
Why?
When we were recording together, when we were nervous,
they were very attentive and talked to me.
Even when we weren't on stage.
That's all you say!
Do you have any charm like that?
No, no, no!
She's always ahead of us.
The juniors were kind.
I've never heard that before recording.
I've been talked to before recording, too.
What?
That's not what I mean!
It's not the same!
Don't make fun of me like that!
First of all, you don't get nervous before recording!
Do you remember that, junior-san?
I don't really...
I'm doing it while I don't know.
Naturally.
If you say you're nervous, you can do it naturally.
That's why you're adults.
You asked me about photo books and such.
You talked about this, too.
I talked to you, a nervous woman who's just starting out.
You talked to me, a nervous woman who's just starting out.
That's one of my juniors' last words.
I'm sure you'll remember me if I talk about it in real life.
You'll remember me, right?
I won't talk about you or Zakiyama.
That's not true.
I can't talk about you.
That's what I'm doing.
I see.
Fujimoto is doing his best to get along with Ikko.
What is that?
Why are you talking about a Gansai local program now?
I want Ikko-san to eat my fluffy shaved ice.
He's an adult.
Ikko-san is an adult if he can get along with Ikko-san.
Shut up!
The six people who are attracted to Ikko-san as an adult.
First of all, the sixth place.
Here it is!
Ozawa is here.
You don't like Ozawa, do you?
No, I don't.
Why?
I like Ozawa.
Why?
I think he knows how to handle women.
You're strong against women, aren't you?
I can surprise you so you won't be embarrassed.
What's more, he's good at telling you how many people will come to his birthday party.
Please tell him.
Last year, there were about 100 people.
That's a lot of people.
You can't have a party without a crowd.
100 people?
How do you rank yourself?
What do you lack?
A crowd, of course.
How many people come to your birthday party?
My wife and I.
Just you and your wife?
Don't you know if you have a wife or not?
You two are crazy.
What is your relationship like?
Mr. Ozawa is number one.
What is your biggest attraction as an adult?
He is too pure and I can't accept him.
What about you, Mr. Ario?
I am number four.
What is your biggest attraction as an adult?
I just put it in the gap.
You put it all in and took it out at the end.
Can I say something?
Mr. Takeyama, who I know.
He wrote it at the end.
Mr. Takeyama, who I know.
I don't put it in the gap.
What is your biggest attraction as an adult?
These are the worst five.
What about you, Mr. Ario?
To be honest, I want to put it lower.
Why?
I don't like the image of girls in society.
That's why I put it up there.
You are an adult.
You always take care of her.
Who said that!?
No, no, no.
I haven't said that anyone is taking care of me!
No, no.
You're really young, so you can't talk to cute girls like you did in your junior high.
I'm an adult, but I can't talk to cute girls?
No, no, no.
Young comedians need to be careful as an MC.
And the guest comes like a junior, "Oh, Naena, you're so cute. How have you been?"
Don't touch me!
You're a junior, so you'll touch me.
I won't.
I won't touch you!
You won't touch me, will you?
I won't!
In that case, you can't do this like a junior or bring someone over.
I'm doing it.
Say it in a gentle way.
For example, "Today was fun."
You said it!
It's not me!
You said it!
You said it and it's funny.
Then I'm not a woman like you.
I didn't touch you!
You're a fool! You're a fool!
I didn't touch you!
On the contrary, I think it's childish to talk to girls like that.
Because you're an adult, you don't talk to girls like that.
I have an opinion like that too.
Ariyoshi, if you don't talk to girls like that, they won't understand you.
But you don't talk to girls like that, do you?
You're a fool! You're a fool!
You're an adult, you don't talk to girls like that.
You're a fool! You're a fool!
I can't talk to girls like that when I'm angry.
So I don't talk to girls like that when I'm angry.
You can't talk to girls like that when you're angry?
What's your rank, Ariyoshi?
I'm 9th place.
That's good.
Ariyoshi always greets me with a very kind smile when I say hello.
He always greets me with a very kind smile when I say hello.
Finally, I can invite you to my dressing room.
I'm going to eat a new person like you.
Why are you laughing?
Just by your smile...
I'm happy.
I can feel how happy you are.
I see.
Girls are looking at me.
Is there anyone whose name hasn't come up yet?
Yes, there is.
Here you are.
This is terrible.
You look like a child.
Why are you doing that?
As an adult, he tries to be attractive.
He has a big chest.
He's in 4th place of "WORST 3" ranking.
"WORST 3" ranking 4th place of "WORST 3" ranking.
What?
5th place of "WORST 3" ranking, Hamabuchi-san!
As a kid...
Whoa, you scared me!
Lots of people appear later in life.
Well, I guess you could say I'm idiot in terms of women.
He's an idiot who's not very good at studying, but he's also starting to realize that life is an idiot too.
Life too?
Life is an idiot
Alright, I mean, I really am Hamabuchi's good friend.
Asakasa!
It's Asakasa!
Finally!
I didn't think of that!
Just like you, I've met a lot of famous people up until now.
But in the end, they're too kind and I'm the one who gets dumped.
You're too kind.
Right! Because this is already a famous story, so it's fine, right?
Because it's not!
It's fine, right?
Because it's a famous story I'm telling you now.
What are you trying to say?
For example, Sakura-chan...
Is he crazy?
That's why I just confirmed it!
What are you trying to say?
I'm not saying it's fine!
Don't say it's fine!
For example, "I want to be with you, so don't go to the radio today."
I didn't go to the radio.
No, you didn't go to the radio.
You sent someone you were on a date to the radio, and then you were late.
That's not true.
It's not like you didn't go.
You were late.
It's completely different.
There are more stories than I thought, but since it's a TV show and you're an adult, I'll hold you back.
I told you.
Stop it.
Anyway, the results are too kind and the results are given to famous people.
If you have the charm of an adult...
That's right.
I went to pick you up or took care of your dog.
In the end, I asked you what you were going to say and you said, "This person is just a kind person."
A real adult...
You didn't say it, did you?
If a woman does something wrong, you should say, "That's wrong."
But that's...
That's...
It's the first time I've heard such a good opinion.
That's right.
It's the first time I've heard such a good opinion.
As an adult, he's a man of charm.
The biggest is Katsuke and the worst three are Takei, Zakiyama and Takeyama.
The worst three...
The third place is...
Seriously, please.
Takei!
Am I in the third place?
Takei is actually a really good boy.
He has a good personality and...
He's straightforward.
Yes.
If you rank him as a young entertainer, he's probably in first place.
In this situation.
So, a young entertainer will win, right?
If I heard that I'm winning against a lion who always fights a bear, I'd be an idiot.
But you're actually fighting a bear.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm fighting a bear and a lion in one battle.
You're more of an idiot.
No, no, no.
I imagined a bear taking one hit and a lion on its neck.
Lions aren't that easy.
You know it, right?
That's right, that's right.
Because you know it.
That's right, that's right.
You're fighting a real lion.
People in society don't really realize it.
But they don't do it even if you tell them.
Oh, he's wearing a tank top.
Maybe he's wearing it for business.
People are starting to realize it.
You're saying it yourself.
Maybe he's wearing it for business.
He's not wearing it because he likes it.
When it comes to tank tops, I have a bit of a business mindset.
It's not a problem.
It's easy to understand.
In his own country, a junior is wearing a tank top.
We do regular events together.
We're good friends.
We're close.
But lately, I feel like I'm a gold digger.
That's what you think.
And it takes about an hour for me to get my hair and makeup done.
What?
That messy room.
You're neat and tidy.
Yes, every day.
I think people in the world are starting to notice that.
I see.
That's what you mean.
But I don't think viewers have noticed that it's a business tank top.
I think he's a real tank top.
He's a real tank top.
He's a real business tank top.
He's definitely a business tank top.
I didn't say that earlier!
It's hard.
He's a tank top.
There are only two left.
This is weird.
This is bad.
I know you're from Takiyama, but this is weird.
I'm not from Takiyama.
You're definitely from Takiyama.
I'm not from Takiyama.
As an adult, I'm definitely from Takiyama.
No, you're definitely from Takiyama.
I'm definitely from Takiyama.
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter if you're first or second!
Which one is the worst one?
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Who did Degawa predict to compete against as an adult?
This one!
First place is Takeyama!
Second place is Takeyama!
Of course!
I'm really sorry about Takeyama, but there is only an image of a cheating man in the world of women!
I don't think so!
Just recently, in a live broadcast, all of them's photos came out as Degawa Degawa!
What kind of photos?
I don't know!
Especially you!
I don't know!
I'm really sorry!
It's been years!
Women are blind!
Not hearing!
They are blind!
They have been together for more than 20 years!
They are still close!
Even though you took those photos, you were able to keep your family together!
I don't think it's an adult's charm!
That's because my wife is compromising!
You don't know!
My wife is over 40 years old!
You're not married to an old man!
Old men and old men are weird!
I'm really sorry, wife!
You're not dead!
Why are you up there?
The worst man for adults is Zakiyama!
The reason is...
It's trash!
What do you mean?
What do you mean "trash"?
You're not trash at all.
Not at all?
You're not trash at all.
You don't listen to staff during meetings.
You don't listen to normal people either.
You're not listening as an adult.
You're not listening as a child.
No, no, no.
Adults listen.
Even when I watch "Takeyama Ijiri",
it's funny for a while,
but when it's with girls for a lifetime,
it's funny for a lifetime,
so you can't share it with girls.
You can't share it with girls.
It's hard for girls.
You can't share it with girls.
You can only do it to your nose.
I can only do it to my nose.
I've never seen it on my nose.
By the way,
which of you would like to put "Takeyama Ijiri" in "WORST3"?
Oh, "junior".
Call "junior".
"Junior"?
Are you serious, Gen-san? Are you serious?
No, I'm serious.
Are you really number one?
Shut up!
Shut up, you bastard!
So, as you can see, our predictions are as follows.
From now on, we'll announce the results of general women's 100 people survey.
Everyone, please look at it while making predictions.
First of all, the most attractive adult among us is...
Daikichi-san!
Oh, I see.
Are you putting yourself in 10th place?
Yes, I am.
And you are at the top of the list.
What?
At the top of the list?
Yes.
Unfortunately, you won't get one million yen.
It's too soon.
You called me to a deep place.
No, it's too early.
The reason is...
You have already jumped out of the frame called "hakata" and you look like an adult in Tokyo who has been advertised.
What?
Advertised?
With a calm atmosphere and overflowing intelligence, just being next to you makes you drool.
Oh, my!
That's amazing!
And this kind of opinion is also full of charm.
It's a great honor for you.
Oh, my!
That's great!
It's a great honor for you.
You can be happy about it, can't you?
No, I can only say that I sincerely accept it.
Oh, my!
Will you be happy about it?
Oh, my!
The teacher is an adult!
As for the first place, the second place, which is thought to be attractive for adults...
It's the ninth place!
It's out! It's out!
According to Mr. Digger's prediction, Arioshi is 5th place.
This is the voice of the world, isn't it? Tell him!
The voice of the world is different!
The voice of the world is different, isn't it?
I'm angry!
That's right, that's right, that's right!
The reason is...
Once, when I saw him in the city...
His face was very tired, but...
He was smiling to the fans...
He sold so well and was able to respond sincerely...
A real adult!
Did you see that?
He's responding well.
That's right.
He doesn't get married...
He doesn't have a girlfriend...
He works hard...
He's an adult!
Did you see that, Nettoburo?
Apologize not only to me, but also to Mr. Digger!
Apologize to Mr. Digger, too!
Nettoburo, you're in trouble!
Also...
He has various experiences...
At night, he also teaches me various things...
That's not true!
I have a reaction to this!
Even though it's an "s", it's still a "m"...
So...
I thought it was an "m"...
But it's a woman!
Don't exaggerate!
As an adult, the top 3 people who are considered attractive are...
Fujimoto-san!
I won against Junior-san!
You won against Junior-san!
With the charm of an adult.
No, you won. Your wife won.
You're the only one who won.
There's only two of you.
But we're a couple, so it doesn't matter.
We're a couple of people.
Reason.
As a father and husband, he's doing his best.
This is really true.
He has a big and ugly face,
but he's built a wonderful family,
and his charm is increasing every day.
That's true.
At home, right?
He was desperately kissing his wife's belly.
What kind of picture is full of love like that?
You're kissing the birth of a new life!
You do it to everyone, don't you?
You do it to everyone!
I've been done it before.
Everyone does it.
We have a proof video.
You do it to everyone, don't you?
No!
You don't have a distinction between Yukina and Imaichi, do you?
I do!
Yukina!
Yukina's here?
Yukina's here!
It's you!
Why don't you know?
As an adult, he's a charming man.
He still has a good image.
7th place...
Chihara Jr.
Here we go.
Reason...
You look like you can naturally do "lady first".
Are you the type of person who does "lady first", Chihara Jr.?
I don't do it!
I do it!
I've never heard of it!
I don't do it!
You don't do "lady first", Chihara Jr.?
I don't do it!
I do it!
I know it!
I don't do it!
I know it!
You're lying!
Reason...
Your voice is really nice when you're listening to a radio show.
I'd like you to give me some advice with that voice.
You have a nice voice.
I don't get told that much, though.
You don't get told that, do you?
You don't know what you're talking about!
I listened to your radio show once, but I didn't know what you were talking about!
You were like...
Don't listen to the same radio show!
How was it like?
Sometimes...
I hate it the most!
It's the same for me, too!
As an adult, he's a man of charm.
In 6th place of the top group,
the one who slipped in is...
Takeisso!
Is that so?
I'm sorry, but you didn't make it in!
You're smart!
Reason.
I don't think you're a muscle idiot, but you're pretty smart.
I think you're an adult who thinks properly when you listen to comments on information programs.
You're strong and reliable, and sometimes you send social messages on Twitter.
I think you might become a politician one day.
Wow!
Muscle man?
Muscle man in Japan?
That's one-sided!
The production is one-sided!
From an average woman's point of view, which of the five men are attractive as adults?
Hamaguchi-san surprised me.
Hamaguchi-san is in 8th place.
Is he attractive as an adult?
When we first met, we met in the make-room.
My earrings were gone, and I was looking for them.
Even though we hadn't talked about it at all, he looked for them with me.
Thank you.
For the first time?
He even took my trash can.
No, no, no.
You were aiming for it!
I wasn't!
I don't think he was aiming for it, but he was doing it naturally.
You don't have that image yet, do you?
He's not stupid.
He's not wild.
The image of a golden legend is...
Playing with water.
That's a serious match!
Don't play with water!
Don't play with water and eat!
You've seen it, haven't you?
Let's go.
A better fifth place!
Hamaguchi-san!
Yes!
Hamaguchi-san, you have a strong image of a young boy.
But you only have a bad reason.
Oh, I see.
You haven't changed much since you were young,
so you probably haven't improved inside, either.
Oh, you say like that.
You have an image that is not stable for a woman.
Isn't it the opposite effect?
Oh, I see.
You like young girls and have a childish image.
You have a bad head.
You look like you are about six years old.
You don't have a reason!
As an adult, he tries to appeal to girls.
These four have been selected as the worst ones of humiliation.
I don't want to lose to those three.
I can't lose to those three.
The fourth place is...
I have to get in here.
The one who didn't make it into the worst three is...
Takeyama-san!
Thank goodness! Better than these three!
Why?!
These three will win for sure!
Reason...
Before adults and men, it's just an old man.
An old man is an adult!
That's why he's called an old man!
But what does "adult" mean?!
He's an old man but he's not a kid!
You're saying that?!
His thin, social side is funny!
This is bad!
He's a commentator!
He wants to decide the news!
He wants to decide the news right away!
Also...
He smokes cigarette.
That's an image he has!
An adult doesn't smoke!
That's an image!
What kind of smoking?
He's smoked like five cigarettes!
He doesn't smoke!
Takeyama-san!
You're coming again?!
Just delete it already!
You have too much of an image!
There was also a positive opinion.
Since he's patient with Ijiri Zakiyama, he's kind and tolerant.
That was a positive and made him 4th place.
I saw him on TV and thought he might be the most mature person.
In reality...
But he doesn't have a masculine charm.
That's how it is, Takeyama!
You're not a man anymore!
You're older than me!
You're not a woman anymore!
As a man, you're still looking down on me!
Looking at it from a woman's perspective,
who is the most attractive man as an adult?
Please!
The first place goes to...
Zakiyama-san!
Yes!
Alright!
Hey, that's dangerous!
See?!
Who cares about that?!
Ozawa-san and...
That's right!
I'm older than Ozawa-san and Takeyama-san, right?!
Can I say something?
Zakiyama-san...
Can you tell me about Ozawa-san and Takeyama-san?
Takeyama-san is 2nd place and Ozawa-san is 3rd place.
You're somehow right.
Yes, you're right.
I can't believe you're in 10th place.
I'm not in 10th place!
You're in 10th place!
You're messing with me!
You're messing with me right now!
You're not an adult anymore!
You're not a human anymore!
There's no way you're 10th place in this survey!
You're the adult of adults!
Stop it, seriously!
You're a kid!
What's wrong with you?
Mr. Takeyama's reasons.
Even if you talk about your worries or serious issues, you'll end up making fun of them or making jokes about them.
When you pour water on Mr. Takeyama, you act like you're just a big kid.
And this kind of opinion.
Even if you have a cracked jaw, you'll stick your head in anything.
Who are you?
You say that again in this survey, don't you?
Even if you have a cracked jaw...
Even John Travolta doesn't stick his head in anything.
Even Yuma Serman doesn't stick his head in anyone's conversation.
I think that's possible.
What's with you, John?
You know, you know...
There are only two people left!
Mr. Degawa!
You predicted you would be 7th place, but in the end...
Mr. Degawa...
To be honest, losing to Mr. Takeyama and Mr. Zakiyama...
You're still here, aren't you?
I'm sorry, Mr. Degawa, but I got you to write "Mr. Degawa is 1st place" in the survey.
Oh!
So I might be right.
Being called out is worse than being 1st place.
As an adult, he's been labeled as "a charming man".
1st place goes to...
It's like Odamdo
It's not Odamdo
What is Odamdo?
Wait a minute
Who said it?
What is Odamdo?
You are not training for Odamdo
It's not
It's a Ferrari for new cars
Porsche?
No it's not
1st place goes to...
It's Kodamdo
I'm not an impersonator
No no
What is it?
It's not
Don't do that pose
It's not Odamdo
What is it?
It's not Odamdo
Let's move on
1st place goes to...
1st place
Let's move on
1st place goes to...
Who is the most attractive man as an adult?
Ozawa!
2nd place is Tetsuya Degawa!
That was close!
2nd place Degawa-san!
Yes!
The reason is...
Yes!
It's too noisy and you can't read the atmosphere.
I don't understand it at all.
You're noisy.
Well, well, well, no, no, no.
Even in a quiet place you can't stay silent.
I don't understand it at all.
But when you have to stay silent for a prank or something like that, you come in with a loud voice.
Didn't you do it last time at Hakodate?
It's a proposal straight line to Nietzsche's head.
Here it comes!
Are you trying to embarrass me?
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Nietzsche was a little excited, to be frank.
Even at my artist's wedding, I didn't say a single word.
You said it! You said it to everyone!
What are you saying?
You said it to everyone!
You didn't say it!
During a date, you bite at an important place and your mood seems to be ruined.
This is actually true!
When I was chosen as the guy who doesn't want to be hugged by An-an,
I said to the person I was dating at the time, "Look at An-an!"
The reason why I don't want to be hugged is because it says that I'm ugly and I'm not good at it,
but I always said, "You don't know the real Tetsu-chan, do you?"
I said, "I don't know him at all."
I have my own techniques and my own mood.
What kind of techniques do you have?
I know how to ride a Shinkansen.
You hit the back of the Shinkansen and say, "Ei!"
That's not fair!
That's not the time for that!
Get out of there, Shinkansen!
Why do you want to ride a Shinkansen?
And there's another reason.
That piece of shit can laugh because he's a comedian, but in general society, he's out.
What do you think? It doesn't work in general society.
People think you shouldn't live.
Can you order food delivery? Can you order pizza?
I think I order Shanghai Express a few times a week.
Really?
I can't believe it!
Shanghai Express...
Why do you order it a few times a week when you have a wife?
Your wife also likes Shanghai Express a lot.
Do you order it on the phone?
I order it a lot!
Please try it.
I don't order it at all.
Can you go out of the house?
Yes!
I'm from Egypt!
Why are you doing this to me?
I can't do it!
You're from Ategawa, aren't you?
As an adult, Osan is more attractive than Ategawa.
Seriously?!
Even in "Abe Talk", his unique character has been brought up.
What do women in society say about him?
I haven't been called that much, but I've been sick for about two weeks.
It's society's opinion.
You should take it seriously and move on to the next one.
I want to hear it.
I'm sick of myself.
I feel like I'm getting sicker and sicker every day.
I don't know.
There might be a good one.
There's no way!
There's no second or third place!
Why is there a first place all of a sudden?!
My voice is so small that I only feel anxiety.
You feel more anxious when you're watching.
I cry too much. I feel pathetic.
Rather than being attractive as an adult,
something important is missing.
Something important.
Can you stand it?
But still, 100 people came to my birthday party.
Why can't it be conveyed more?
As an adult's charm.
The person who wrote the survey
will call me for my birthday this year.
All of you?
Are there quite a few people?
Are you going to announce it on Twitter or something?
Is it okay for anyone to join?
I said it already.
What is it?
What will you do if you're pushed into it yourself?
If you're pushed into it yourself?
Loha will also cover it closely.
I'm sorry to everyone,
and I'm sorry to Kaji too,
but I don't want to get involved with Loha as much as possible!
Then it can't be helped.
Why?
Why is that?!
Even if Loha calls me,
even if I watch it, I get excited.
If you pay me for it, is it okay?
Isn't there something in it?
Is it okay?
Why are you saying 'even'?
I can't do it!
I'm not saying 'even'!
Why don't you pay for it?
You want me to pay for it?
Then...
Please pay for it.
First of all...
You have to pay for it!
Okay, I'll pay for it!
Why?
You're lying!
Why?
You're lying!
Next week...
We'll have a full tour of the band's studio!
First, we'll use our phones to release our personal information!
Summer's Cup Cup Special!
You're an asshole!
We'll have our juniors' favorite videos!
Their own unremembered photos of themselves!
A song they took on their phone!
Stop it!
And our favorite, their stay-at-home style!
Their unprecedented fashion trends!
It's so good!
It's so narrow!