AISubs v3.7
[Matsumoto Iyoe]
Right now, there are six people who are attracted to variety shows.
But for some reason, it's difficult to deal with them.
It might be fun.
The person in charge of such members, Kazuka, has obtained a secret technique of dealing with birds and birds.
Why are you here?
The back mirror is on the manager's rink.
Are you always in a bad mood?
Now, Matsumoto Iyoe's MC is...
I'll say everything you say.
Abareru-kun's wife speaks nicely in front of the camera at home.
I'll show you everything.
I'm sure she'll like it.
And there's a lot of MC stuff in the too-detailed background.
Don't say that!
Now, Abes' too-funny character is also...
I was also exposed.
My wife, Kana-san, showed me a super-embarrassing video that she only shows at home.
I see, I see.
Turn it off!
This episode is over.
A new technique.
I'll show you how to deal with birds and birds.
Now, this time...
We have six people who seem to have a hard time dealing with birds and birds.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having us.
Wow, you're already glaring at me.
You're the only one in front of me.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
If you look at me, you'll see them looking like they're having a hard time.
No, it's this way.
It's this way.
What? You're a foreigner?
It's this way.
You don't have a heart.
No, no.
Don't point fingers at people!
I was just being polite.
It's not a hassle.
Is that so?
No, it's because...
I didn't say it like that.
Ebi-chan.
I'm sorry, but...
Ebi-chan of this hour is cute.
Ebi-chan is cute.
Nobody says that.
She's heavy and cute.
Ebi-chan is cute.
Right now, there are more and more jobs,
but how to handle one to six people
is extremely rare from families, friends, and managers.
She's cute.
Along with revealing unexpected faces,
we're planning to get ideas for jobs and help fans in the future.
I'm going to break your shoulders!
Today, Hiromi-san's new show's staff is also...
Aoyama-san!
Even though she's a young and young Aoyama-san,
we still don't know how to handle Hiromi-san.
You're amazing!
Let's do it together!
If you say so...
Let's do it together!
But first, let's start with Bakata Daikichi.
I can't help it.
Because of his well-trained staff,
we can't talk with him in earnest.
No way.
No way!
Daikichi's stylists have taught him how to handle four different types of people,
including his partner Hanamaru.
Daikichi's stylists have taught him how to handle Daikichi.
His clothes are simple and there doesn't seem to be anything special, but...
Skull mark is prohibited.
Why?
No matter how small of a one-point it is, it can't be allowed.
Previously, Meisai pattern was also prohibited, but...
...two or three years ago, he had his own Meisai bag...
...so he interpreted it as a return, but...
...it wasn't true.
You don't like skulls?
Are you a stylist?
Are you careful about skulls?
Are you going to check it?
Skulls.
Are you going to check it?
Skulls are related to human death, aren't they?
You are thinking too deeply about it.
No, no, no.
There is some resistance, so...
...no matter how small of a one-point it is, it can't be allowed.
You are unexpectedly noisy.
Skulls are prohibited because of clothes patterns.
I've ordered it before.
It was only 1 point.
Actually, I had a Meisai bag a few years ago.
It was a brown Meisai bag.
You can't tell if you don't look closely.
Meisai bag.
It's difficult to handle.
It's like a war.
Self-defense forces designated in Japan are at risk.
Like Ryo-san today.
I'm not making fun of you.
Why did you wear a Meisai bag?
It's not a coincidence.
Sometimes there are people who wear a skull on their Meisai bag.
I don't know why.
I want you to try it.
One day you may wear a skull.
When I wore a skull, it was a sign of retirement.
Don't exaggerate it.
It's over.
As a comedian, I will die.
Anyway, skulls and Meisai are prohibited.
Fans, be careful.
Skulls and Meisai are prohibited.
This is how we deal with female staff.
If you praise her for her lovely hairstyle, she will say a lot of things and deny it.
No matter how lovely her hairstyle is, you can't praise her.
It's difficult.
You want to praise her, don't you?
I don't like being praised for my hairstyle.
I can't give it back.
Really? Thank you very much.
That conversation is over, isn't it?
If you break up with her, she will accept you.
What are you saying?
I won't say it.
You won't say it, will you?
No, no, no.
There is no risk at all.
You are too serious.
Today is a good day.
Today is a very good day.
No, it's not.
By the way, Ms. Mitsura.
What?
Ms. Mitsura.
How to handle a manager in charge of dinner.
Don't say obvious things.
For example, "You cut your hair, didn't you?"
You can only say "yes", so it creates a weird atmosphere.
Ms. Mitsura, you sound like you're going to say it.
I hate being told about my hair, too.
When I go to a beauty salon and a hairdresser says, "Your hair has grown,"
I say, "No, it's because it's grown," and I think like that.
But my tension goes down.
Ms. Mitsura, you sound like you're going to say it.
You sound like you're going to say it.
Ms. Daikichi also has a good friend and partner, Hanamaru.
Mr. Daikichi.
Recently, he respects Ms. Daikichi as much as he wants to call her "teacher".
Ms. Daikichi.
What techniques does Hanamaru use to contact Ms. Daikichi?
In front of his juniors, he tries to stand up to Ms. Daikichi.
In his case, even though he doesn't need it,
he wants to borrow money from Ms. Daikichi in front of his juniors.
Is that so?
What is this?
He borrows money from Ms. Daikichi.
Even though he doesn't need it.
Sometimes, he approaches Ms. Daikichi with a great rub.
Ms. Daikichi, would you like me to teach you?
He does like this.
But it's not a compliment.
Can I?
He approaches Ms. Daikichi with a great rub.
In order to stand up.
Ms. Daikichi is amazing.
But Ms. Hanamaru is the worst.
That's right.
I think it's an adverse effect.
On the other hand, Ms. Daikichi also wants to ask Ms. Hanamaru for a favor.
When taking photos for magazines, etc., Ms. Hanamaru has a lot of facial expressions, so she wants it herself.
However, Ms. Hanamaru's smile fades away and the shooting does not end, so I would like you to stop.
It happens a lot when shooting for magazines, doesn't it?
If I take a picture of Ms. Hanamaru first, she will be surprised.
So the cameraman will be very happy and pass out.
And then when it's Ms. Daikichi's turn, I can't do the same thing.
This is not good!
This is terrible!
Ms. Hanamaru, say something!
She looks like she's wearing terrible underwear.
Compared to that, this person's smile is very wonderful. Here!
Ah, that's a good smile!
It's a picture of me hanging upside down, so I'm happy about it!
That's a good smile!
There are also people who are shooting like this.
Oh my!
This is cosplay goods...
Yes, yes!
I've seen this a lot! Don Quijote!
That's a picture of me when I was 22 years old, and it's still there!
It's still there?
It's still there!
So even though the contract is over, I don't know how long it will last!
Stop it!
But it's only until it's gone!
As long as it's in stock, it can't be helped!
I don't like it when it's the store side!
Because they get divorced and have a bad image!
I don't like it!
Furthermore, when it comes to facial expressions, it's this person!
Ron!
Ah!
Why are you using this?!
You're the one who took it from your brother!
Can you make this facial expression?!
You're a funny guy!
You're not funny!
Yes!
Mr. Daiki!
Yes!
Please use this as a reference!
No, no!
Yes, then when you say it, you're a funny guy!
I'd like to say it!
Mr. Daiki's detailed NCs have been discovered in various ways!
It seems like everyone is being careful,
but for some reason, No. 1 was his partner, Hanamaru!
I'll teach you how to deal with this person!
Next up is Mr. Sakadami!
Why didn't you say it?!
He's a type of person who seems to have a hard time dealing with things like toxicity, punishment, and bloodstains!
And this time, Sakadami is angry about a surprising way of dealing with things!
I'm angry!
That's for sure!
From the program staff!
Sakadami always drinks hot coffee in the dressing room!
So when we were recording, he was very happy when we made him put the coffee in the dressing room!
But what makes me the most excited is when Mr. Daikichi comes as a guest!
I love him so much that I asked my manager to call Mr. Daikichi and asked him to do it innocently!
When we were recording, Mr. Daikichi was the only person we could ask to do it!
That's the best!
I thought it was strange!
But do you feel happy when Mr. Daikichi is there?
I like it!
I don't know why, but...
Where do you like Mr. Daikichi so much?
From Atami to Shinagawa, it's about a 40-minute bullet train ride.
At that time, we were sitting next to each other.
I was discouraged and asked him about it.
He was pretty bad-mouthed!
And he's very honest!
When I asked him who he thought was funny, he said, "No, it's me!"
I asked him who he thought was funny, and he said, "It's me!"
He's honest about everything!
If you're an adult, you'll be confused!
If you ask me to say it, I'll be killed!
I felt it with my own eyes!
You'll have to confess it!
In order to raise Mr. Satogami's tension, Mr. Daikichi and Mr. Satogami have a meeting!
Mr. Satogami is worried about Mr. Satogami's jealousy!
Who are you?
He also gets hidden techniques from the program staff during filming.
What are you doing?
During filming, Mr. Satogami completely ignores the flow and wants to play a prank on the cast.
But it's too sudden, so he sometimes lets go of the camera.
After analyzing the result, Mr. Satogami finds out that he is silent before playing a prank.
What?
That's why when Mr. Satogami is silent, the cameraman can't let go of the camera.
Wow!
That's a good point!
The success rate and failure rate are recorded in the VTR.
First of all, the video when he failed.
It's a scene when Juicy-z's Mr. Matsuha was telling him how to do it in a small bathroom.
Mr. Matsuha is trying to take it from the root.
I see.
At first, Mr. Matsuha was commenting seriously, but...
It's like this.
The moment when he became silent...
Mr. Satogami...
Oh, wait!
Mr. Satogami!
What are you doing?
You missed it!
Mr. Satogami, you missed it!
Wow!
Mr. Satogami is laughing out loud, but he doesn't appear on the screen at all.
Mr. Satogami!
After analyzing Mr. Satogami's behavior, this is the success rate of the prank scene.
It's a cleaning scene at Bobby's house.
And...
It's a hair school, but...
He takes a showerhead in his hand and quietly says to Mr. Satogami...
It's suspicious, so ignore the main cleaning system and use only one camera for Mr. Satogami.
He's taking it quietly, so...
Then...
Bobby, be careful!
Bobby...
I knew it.
He's doing it from the bottom.
Hey, what are you doing?
Mr. Satogami...
The prank scene was successfully filmed!
Wow!
Then, they moved to the kitchen and were talking about plastic clay that melts in hot water.
Please touch it for a moment.
Oh, it's broken.
While they were silent, they marked their back again.
It's pretty bold.
Then...
I'll hit you.
It was the moment when they successfully put their back against the camera.
Aren't you conscious of the camera?
You almost get scolded by Mr. Tsuji.
He's been hitting me since I was silent.
If you look at my lens, you can tell whether I'm pulling or pulling.
On the other hand, Sakadami's manager taught him some techniques.
Why are you here?
But this didn't affect Sakadami's performance.
First of all, when you meet in the morning and you're low in energy and you're told "hey," you feel like your heart will stop.
When you meet in the morning and you're low in energy and you're told "hey," you feel like your heart will stop.
Are there people who are high in energy in the morning?
Well, well, well...
He's low in energy right now!
He's low in energy right now.
Oh, Mr. Tsuji?
Wow! His heart rate has increased a lot!
He's low in energy right now!
His heart rate has increased a lot!
Even though he had around 100 kg!
I'm worried about him after meeting him for the first time.
Why are you here?
As Mr. Tsuji, you need to look at his lens, right?
Sakadami and Shinobu are in the same situation.
How calm are you in the morning?
When I move in the morning, I rarely hear him talking.
Oh, he's talking!
No, he's not!
He's got everything on me.
He's trying to tell people at the station that I'm trying to pressure them.
"Overcome it!" or "Coffee!"
I don't like it!
He's got everything on me.
It seems like there are other reasons why you shouldn't deal with scary Sakagami.
Since Sakagami doesn't like people walking behind him...
...the manager has to walk ahead of him and guide him.
Gorgo!
I don't like it when people are walking behind me.
Oh, you're going to say that later.
I don't like it when people are following me.
We filmed it for VTR.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Test VTR.
Is Sakagami always walking ahead of him and guiding him?
An hour before filming, Sakagami enters the studio alone.
Sakagami-san just came in.
The manager, who is also a driver, is stopping the car.
He's stopping the car now, right?
At this rate, he'll end up walking behind him. What will he do?
Huh?
Oh, he's coming!
Are you okay?
Why are you so scared?
Oh, he's coming!
He was so scared that he tried to walk in front of him.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Did you try to scare me?
No, I didn't.
What are you doing?
In the end, Tomita was sent away again as a manager.
But if you say it from behind like that, it's scary.
Right?
That's right.
I think I was rude.
That's bad.
He may not come to the scene tomorrow.
The other day, I went to the location early in the morning.
Then the car was crowded and I was a little late.
The staff and others were there.
I felt sorry for them.
So I tried to park the car.
But instead of parking the car, I tend to swing the ice saw in vain.
While driving, I was doing it under the staff's car.
I dropped the car from about 70 centimeters of cliff.
What?
If I notice it, I say "Go!"
In the end, about 20 people of the staff were lifted up.
Go back! Go back!
Apologize!
I'm sorry.
That's bad.
It's not like that today.
But there's more.
Tomita's manager's Sakagami MC item.
He's trying to revive it.
There are many kinds of bentos in the dressing room.
If Sakagami has his favorite fried rice bento, we won't touch it.
Is that how you say it?
That's how you say it, right?
Right?
Yes.
The black rice bento is like fried rice, right?
That's good.
Catering stories in the dressing room.
Other members' stories are also included.
From Hiromi's manager...
If you put crunchy chocolate and salad senbei in the dressing room, they will eat it for sure.
So make sure you eat it all the time.
That's cute.
It's sweet and salty.
It's not like you can separate them one by one.
It's like a cracker.
I think he's watching you eat it.
It's not like I'm watching you eat it, it's just that you put it one by one.
There are only two kinds of it?
There's only one of it in the car, too.
I thought it would go well with me, so I split it up and ate it.
Daikichi.
I can't imagine it.
I got this information from Saito of Parachute Squad.
You have to use bread with sausages in it.
That's cute.
But you can't eat bread with cheese on it.
Isn't there cheese on it?
I can't eat it because it has cheese in it.
Since it's bread from the TV station, I want a little expensive bread.
My standard of expensive bread is Wiener.
When I eat Wiener, I feel like I'm getting rich.
Here's a request from Satogami himself.
There are staff who think they can't work if they don't drink.
Drinks are prepared in the dressing room.
Before the show starts, the producer tells them not to drink.
That's amazing.
He can't work without drinking.
I think so.
There is a refrigerator in the dressing room.
Right before the show, right?
We have a meeting like this.
After that, "Then do you want to drink?"
There is a lot of flow like this.
In the dressing room, right?
There is something like "Then do you want to go?"
So you don't have to bring alcohol in the future, right?
Not at all.
You don't need it, right?
You have a coffee and fried rice lunch box in the dressing room, right?
You don't need it, right?
Yes.
I will tell you how to handle this person.
Next is Suzanne.
Please tell me about your divorce.
After the divorce meeting in March, she was pulled into the entertainment industry, but...
I don't know.
What kind of attention are you paying her?
I will ask Suzanne's manager how to handle her.
Please.
Suzanne is a very careful person, so...
When there is a discussion about baseball at a work meeting after the divorce...
You have to be calm so that she doesn't think "Ah!".
I hope you don't pay too much attention to her.
She is paying attention.
I didn't know that.
It seems like the staff of "London Hearts" is paying attention too.
Really?
The director of "London Hearts" is Mr. Saito.
Please don't send Mr. Saito.
But it's hard for Mr. Saito to go.
If you say "Ah, I'm Saito", he will say "Ah!".
"Ah, that's right. Ah, ah!".
He won't say that.
I love Mr. Saito.
Are you okay with Mr. Saito?
Yes, I love him.
Please don't pay attention to him.
Can I say about your divorce?
I'm fine with it.
It's a fact.
Yes, it's a fact.
I hope you will be careful.
I want you to say "I don't care about it".
You should have taken a look at the back of the Hawks.
I don't care about it!
I have a question for you, Suzanne.
Yes.
When you change your clothes, you should take off your clothes and wait for your partner in underwear.
You should change your clothes and wait for your partner in underwear.
Even if you change your clothes, you should take off your clothes and wait for your partner in underwear.
Yes, I should wait for my partner in underwear.
That's what I'm like when I do it.
Don't worry about it, man!
Don't worry about it!
There's a pattern like that.
Like, "Should I take it off?" but you end up taking it off.
I don't like that!
I was wondering if it's that kind of pattern.
You left it up to me, didn't you?
I'll leave it up to you.
I'll wait for you.
You left it up to Saito-san, didn't you?
That's right.
Saito-san's house is over there.
Over there?
It's over there.
Don't worry about it.
Didn't you say it's fine earlier?
No, no, no.
It's fine for me.
My name is Miyoshi, but yes.
It's fine for you.
Well, the point that Susan herself wants you to treat it like this at work is...
On various shows, we're asked whether anything has changed since our divorce,
It doesn't happen often.
We don't want you to have any expectations for it.
That's right.
That's true, isn't it?
That's right.
Especially when I'm far away, I sleep from eight to nine until I wake up in the morning and sleep at night,
So I can't expect it to happen.
But if you're thinking of getting a divorce and going out for a meal, you have to actively ask for something from yourself.
Ariun-san calls me "divorced woman".
What?
Divorced woman?
She calls me "divorced woman".
So you want her to treat you like a divorced woman?
That's right. I'd like her to do that.
I can't do anything about it for a while.
So you don't care about her at all? You don't care about her name "Saito" either?
No, no, it's fine.
Saito is fine. She's a difficult woman.
Saito-san says "I don't hate you, so don't worry about me" while being careful because she's an "fc" when it comes to topics.
I'll teach you how to deal with her.
Next up is Hiromi.
She was originally a member of D-21 Special, where she worked with Duncan and Butchannan-chan and others.
She's a bit of a troublemaker.
You're always in a bad mood.
You're right.
This time, she'll learn how to deal with her wife Rio- san, best friends Tomiya-san, and others.
What does it look like?
It looks like the three of you are worried about how you should deal with these people.
We're not worried!
Let me tell you how you should deal with your manager.
If you're in a good mood when you're a host of a TV show, and if you're in a bad mood when you're not, you can't even talk to them.
If you want to work together, choose a day when you're in a good mood and do it.
If you're in a bad mood, you think you're not good enough.
If you don't say it, you can't say it.
If you're worried about it, you're worried about it.
If you're worried about it, you can say it normally.
If you're worried about it, you can't say it normally.
You can't say it normally.
I see.
It's the same timing.
He's taking notes in the back.
He's taking notes.
Why are you taking notes?
Aoyama-san is a little delicate.
Are you a producer for such a long time?
I'm just kidding.
I'm not going to take numbers.
If I didn't say it in a meeting, it would have been a shock.
I'm not saying that.
I'm doing my first job.
It's not like that.
What is this old man?
You're no good again.
I want Aoyama-san's explanation.
It's true.
I'm curious about numbers.
If you don't care about it, it's a lie.
Ebisa Un Un is noisy.
What are you doing?
I'm curious about it.
Do you care about Ebisa with numbers?
Are there any shows that have raised tension recently because of good numbers?
You don't care about it, do you?
I don't care about it.
Next, information from Tsumairo-san of Hiromi.
No matter what I'm asked for dinner, when I say "oden", I'm always in a bad mood.
This is a lot of food meetings and "oden" is a no-no, isn't it?
Do you think I'll remember such a simple thing?
After all, you have to have the time, don't you?
"Oden" doesn't become a side dish, does it?
That's what I usually say.
"What is it today?" "Today," I'm really happy and say, "Well, I'm thinking of making "oden" today.
In summer, when we're 20 and 17 years old, it's good to eat meat and vegetables, isn't it?
In winter, we eat tofu three or four times a month.
You're missing out on a lot of things!
Children don't like it! There are a lot of things like that!
Hiromi-sama complains about this, but we can also treat her like this about her relationship with Io-san.
From Hiromi-san's ex-lover.
When Io-san and Cobb-the-Stone are flirting with each other, I try not to look in the rearview mirror.
If you're flirting with each other, you're not doing anything weird, are you?
Do you hold hands or kiss each other?
Yes, we do.
Do you kiss each other?
Yes, we do.
We do it many times a day.
Even after "oden"?
"Oden" is no good!
"Oden" is unforgivable!
How about "susanne"?
Do you ask "susanne"?
I did, but...
Oh, you did!
Why did you ask "susanne"?
You don't have to worry about it!
You don't have to worry about it, but I didn't think it would be that bad.
Don-chan, you don't have to worry about it!
No, you don't have to worry about it!
Furthermore, we have this information from our friend Fumiya-san.
When Hiromi has Io-chan, her personality changes.
Even her speech changes.
"Cat petting voice" is like this.
Anyway, it's like "mama mama".
In the past, Hiromi was like Io-chan's guardian, but recently it's completely reversed.
Without mama, you can't live.
It's the same for Fumiya-san.
For example, Nori-chan and Fumiya-san are all good friends.
I'm not the only one who says like that.
Are you all good friends with your wife?
Yes, we are good friends.
I'm like a kid.
"Mama, I'm home!" and "Welcome home!"
When I do like that, I become stupid and have fun.
You should do like that all the time. It's fun.
Not only in the beginning.
It's good to be good friends.
When I'm with Io-san, I get excited.
I want you to listen to me only when I get excited.
Aoyama-san.
I can't do it myself.
Aoyama-san, what are you doing?
I can't do it.
On the other hand, Hiromi herself wants us to stop doing this program.
Please don't ask for opinions based on your opinion board comments or president-like stance.
Are you coming?
I'm already 50 years old.
When I'm asked for opinions based on my opinion board comments or president-like stance,
I'm like "How about Otsuka school?"
I'm like a town factory.
But you have many opinions.
I thought you would answer if you were Hiromi-san.
Otsuka school is a little difficult for me.
You shouldn't ask for opinions based on your opinion board comments.
You should do it yourself.
The person behind me is like a member of Otsuka family.
It's a strange plot.
This plot is interesting.
How to deal with Hiromi who has many opinions.
Can you make her come on your Sunday?
I'll tell you how to deal with this person.
Next, Ebisu Yoshikatsu.
There are many opinions based on my opinion board comments, but it's difficult to control.
She is 67 years old.
She is illiterate.
This time, based on Ebisu's manager's opinion board comments, she has been hidden camera for 3 years.
This person is interesting.
I got this from Ebisu's manager.
Everyone, you may have forgotten, but Ebisu's main job is a cartoonist.
Rather than saying "That program was interesting,"
she is happy when people praise her cartoons and drawings.
But she doesn't like working in cartoons,
so she has to be careful of the timing of offers.
It's difficult, isn't it?
It's like that, but in reality, I don't want to draw cartoons.
You don't want to draw?
What is it?
The story doesn't come up much.
The story doesn't come up?
It's a VTR. Let's watch the VTR.
Hidden camera.
What if Ebisu doesn't want to work in cartoons?
Ebisu is relaxing alone in the dressing room.
Immediately, his manager tells him about his work as a cartoonist.
Misato, you're talking about a cartoon series again.
It's tough.
Ebisu is quite reluctant to talk about it.
I can't do it.
I didn't know you were a cartoonist.
So you don't want to do it?
I don't like thinking about it.
What if someone thinks of a story and you just draw a picture?
I like thinking of a story more than drawing a picture.
The second manager survey.
Ebisu is always uninterested in work, but he gets excited when he's with chubby women.
Here's a test video.
This time, Ebisu will have two conversations with a fake magazine serialist.
The conversation partners are chubby and slender women of different types.
Let's see how Ebisu reacts.
Also, let's see if they'll shoot under the pretext of materials.
First...
Hi, Ebisu.
Slender woman.
Who is she talking to?
Second...
How excited does she want to talk to them?
What do you think suits me?
I think models are suitable.
Ebisu doesn't show any interest from the get-go.
I don't... I don't want to...
I don't want to...
They don't get excited and the conversation goes on?
Now, Ebisu asks a question.
Are you a genius?
Yes, I am.
Then we don't have much to talk about.
In the end, Ebisu's tension doesn't go up until the end.
That's right... That's right...
What's up with her today?
Oh, thank you.
As a chubby woman, she shows off her Asian style.
Oh, thank you.
Ebisu is a chubby woman.
Does her tension go up when she talks with Baba Zona?
What would you like to eat if you could make a dish out of pocchari?
In front of the pocchari woman, there is a person who has changed from before.
After that...
I'm good at making pork ginger roast.
I like it a lot.
Do you like pork ginger roast?
Oh, my!
She's embarrassed.
She's still embarrassed.
You like pocchari, don't you?
What would you like to eat if you could make a dish out of pocchari?
It's fun, isn't it?
Let's play with our hands and watch TV.
No, no!
Let's say there is a TV here.
No, no, no!
I'm so happy!
I'm embarrassed!
No, no, no!
She's like a guest from a pocchari restaurant.
I'm embarrassed.
As a result of verification...
Basically, it's good to play with pocchari woman...
It's too red-hot.
Well, I'd like to play with Haruna Kondo next time.
Do you choose by body type?
Not by contents?
Yes.
I choose by body type.
By body type.
That's right!
The way of handling performance is...
When I'm alone in the dressing room, I always fall asleep.
By the way, after I wake up...
I don't know where I am now.
I have a habit of checking where I am now.
The result of being alone in the dressing room is too interesting.
I'm embarrassed!
Hidden question.
If Ebisu is alone in the dressing room, will she really fall asleep?
Immediately, she asks her manager to remove her seat and leaves Ebisu alone.
When did you take it?
Then, she takes out a magazine from her bag and starts reading it.
As expected, she won't fall asleep that easily.
At the same time, the staff is about to give up.
Ebisu stopped.
Is she sleeping?
Then...
She didn't look at it!
What should I say?
Even though you're reading a magazine, you're still like an old man.
And then...
The old man fell asleep.
Then...
Oh, you're awake!
Suddenly, she wakes up and looks at the magazine in a hurry.
It seems like she doesn't know where she is anymore.
She checks her current location.
Where am I?
The manager is right.
When you're alone, you always fall asleep.
When you wake up, you don't know where you are anymore, Ebisu Bear.
Ebisu Bear!
You fell asleep, didn't you?
Amazing!
And you checked it!
You don't know where you are anymore?
That's right. I don't know where I am anymore.
Recently, I've been forgetting a lot of things.
Did you buy a boat ticket and come back?
I did, but...
I forgot to take my sword with me.
Do you remember you got arrested at the market?
I remember that.
I forgot about it but I can't forget about it.
I will teach you how to handle this person.
Next is "rampaging Kuu".
He is a young and playful character.
But now he is in trouble.
He is the most bold man now.
This time, his wife will teach him how to control himself.
Yukaji, stop it!
I will teach you how to handle him.
This is from a teenager.
Anyway, he is mentally weak and rampaging Kuu.
When he slips, he can't use it anymore.
He slipped in Nakai-no-mado and couldn't use it for three days.
Three days?!
He slipped in Chabekuri-seven and couldn't use it for a week.
That's why he tries to say something exciting in the dressing room before recording.
Oh, I see.
Chabekuri-seven couldn't use it.
That's true.
I recorded it for two hours.
The dressing room became ten minutes.
It became very exciting.
Then you don't have to be depressed.
If it is exciting in the dressing room,
what you recorded for two hours becomes exciting in ten minutes.
That's good.
That's right. That's very good.
But how does his wife handle this rampaging Kuu who is easily depressed?
You work hard every day.
Good for you.
She has to praise him like that.
Even her manager and her wife praise him like that.
They try to boost his tension and come to the scene like that.
I think she is being too spoilt.
Well, I think so too.
But you can't just leave like that.
You can't just leave like that.
That's not good.
You're not really saying like that.
I see.
What do you think that I'm doing to make him rampage?
I see.
That you are fighting with him?
Yes, yes, yes!
It's my first time meeting you, but I thought you'd be more interesting on TV.
No, no, no!
No, no, really!
More from now on! From now on!
I haven't met you yet!
From now on!
Nice, we're sitting here for five minutes!
Not at all! Let's go!
We can use it from here, right?
From here!
Starting from here! From now on, yes!
From now on, I'll cut it!
Please!
It's not a house?
It's totally fine!
It's not a house?
It's not!
Taking his mind off of it, he reveals his wife's private PR!
I've been watching you a lot lately, Yuka!
Thank you, Yuka-chan!
How nice!
They've been living in this house of the Madrid family for about two years.
So, how do you handle your mentally weak husband?
Well... I put him on my lap.
Like this?
Like this.
And I often tell him to pat me on the head.
When I pat him on the head, he says, "Ah, I'm calm now."
Yes.
When he's depressed, you have to pat him on the head on your lap.
And you can't let him in or out of the bedroom.
What are the rules here?
It's like this.
You're showing me everything!
When he says, "Goodnight," I say, "Pitampo."
And I say...
Yuka-chan, stop it!
I say, "Pitampo."
She's tired.
She doesn't listen to anyone!
What is "pitampo"?
Pitampo is...
A combination of "yutampo" and "pittari kutsuku" is called "pitampo".
If you are told "pitampo", you have to stick to it.
When did you do "pitampo" recently?
I did "pitampo" yesterday, too.
If you do it this much, you say "nice art" yourself.
If you show it to the bedroom...
That's all for today!
Wait a minute!
Not yet!
I won't move!
His mental state is weak and he's going crazy.
Today, he'll definitely need a knee pillow and "pitampo".
That's all for today.
Now that we know how to deal with 6 people, there's one more secret.
What is it?
It's how to deal with Atsushi-san.
I want to know!
I have one, too?!
Who?
The manager?!
It's how to deal with your wife, Kana-san.
Even if you suddenly sing an opera at night, you have to listen to it.
Opera?!
It's like a VTR!
A VTR?!
Here you go.
Opera.
A VTR?!
It's something you can do in an opera.
This is hard to hide.
What?!
Padako?!
I can't do opera.
Oh! It's something Kana can do!
Stop it!
What is this?!
I can't do it!
I can do it now!
It's like a VTR!
Is this syrup?
Are you drunk?
I'm drunk.
When you came back drunk...
That's terrible!
I'm not drunk at all.
Tell me you're not drunk!
I don't remember it at all.
There's one more.
One more from your wife, Kana-san.
Even if you update suddenly at night, you have to check it properly.
Update? What do you mean?
VTR!
Do you have a VTR?!
Even if you update suddenly at night, you have to check it properly.
Turn it off!
At home, Asushi is updating his wife's shooting.
Stop it!
It's on air, isn't it?
What are you doing?
I don't know, but when I heard "end of the world", I wanted to update it.
What are you doing?
It's like "yara yara"
It's like "ara maki"
You're just making me drunk!
What is this?
It's ridiculous!
It's terrible!
You're just making me drunk!
I've never seen such a bright guy!
But you have to see it.
No, you have to see it.
But you don't mind it, do you, Mr. Hiromi?
I do! I do!
I don't mind it! I don't mind it! Just say it as it is!
Can you update it now?
No, I don't mind it!
There is no "end of the world"!
If you say "end of the world", you will update it, won't you?
Can I prepare it for you next time?
Next time...
But you don't have to update me!
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