AISubs v3.7
Tonight, the two of them will complete their first and second projects!
They're trying to get the show's cast members to open their hearts.
In Go-kun, they're giving all their energy.
In recent entertainment shows, they've been showing off their feminine side.
They're offering kisses to the show's cast members.
And they're also doing a guest act on their own.
Open up! Help me!
This is so exciting!
Danmajitsu's super-scared man, Urban Rush Hour's Muramoto.
Are the two of them having fun right now?
They're about to start drinking.
Then, on the third day...
It's from the same store!
The scene is on a different floor of the same store!
It's their first two-time broadcast in history!
It's on a different floor of the same store!
It's an unexpected happening!
And last but not least!
A big explosion of jokes!
Magic Mail - Emergency Cancellation Session!
If we do it normally, there won't be any problems.
We can play properly, right?
By the way, in this cancellation, if the two of them keep going in the wrong direction...
In the end...
This is how we'll cancel it.
We're happy!
Muramoto-kun will do it?
I won't tell you the details yet...
But just keep it in your head for now.
As a hint...
Baras House's big plan!
Actually, the two of them have already set up a drinking party with girls.
First is Muramoto-kun.
His partners are...
Recently, they've been friends in private.
Anthony and Junkoke Otake.
Their partners are...
Muramoto-kun's favorite, pure and quiet female talent, Yoi.
And their promised afternoon at 11pm...
Hello!
- Boss! - Boss!
And Muramoto is...
The shopkeeper was young.
- A little... - I think he's young.
- From this shop? - Yeah.
Mio is just scared of Charai-nii-chan.
Speaking of which, about last time's punishment...
Please open it!
Come on!
- You're really young! - No, I'm not!
- No, I'm not!
No, I'm not!
And he was extremely scared.
And here, he ordered a drink.
- Yes, last time... - Red wine.
From the top, red wine.
When girls are cute, they drink red wine.
- No! - No!
Since I'm a senior here, I'll solve it for you.
- I don't have any money! - I don't have any money!
- I want money! - I want money!
- I'm a senior here. - Sell me money!
- Sell me money!
- I don't want to do it. - He's like a guy who laughs at his girlfriend's cuteness.
I'm not making fun of you at all!
And here, girls introduce themselves.
I'm Eri.
I'm a model.
I'm Saika of Sawaya.
- Saika-chan? - Yes.
I'm Ibaraki Mao.
- Ibaraki? - Ibaraki?
My last name is Ibaraki.
- Just say my first name. - Okay.
- One day you'll be my last name. - I'm...
- I'm...
- That's the situation. - Oh my goodness.
Here, all three girls express their interests in the village.
I may get excited about them from tomorrow.
- No, my pelvis... - Oh, no!
- Oh, no!
- You're so cute! You're adorable! - Oh, no!
From the beginning, Kechida doesn't say any good things about Shibu-neta and goes back to his village.
When the food he ordered arrives...
Do you eat your own food?
Yes, we eat what we like and enjoy ourselves.
We eat our own food.
A woman who can't eat food because of a subtle joke.
And the villagers...
A woman with a low-profile speech.
A woman who can only see bad things for an hour.
Here, a woman stands in the bathroom and discusses a strategy with a man's eyes.
Eh, you can only see it with your own eyes?
Hmm...
To be honest, this girl...
Hmm?
Hmm, I see.
To be honest, I'd like you to do something about it today.
Today is Sunday.
Oh, I see.
No, you can't do that.
No, I can't do that.
I'm a man. I can't do this.
No, you can't do this.
And when the woman returns, there's a crowd.
Next to the villagers is a woman who looks like her and a man who looks like her.
I'm trying to determine the gender.
Wow, that's a lot of work.
It's very soft.
Is it soft?
And you can touch a woman's breast.
Eh?
Why are you looking at me like that?
No way! No way!
Not now! Not now!
No! No!
And now, Nao is staring at him?
You're hot and beautiful.
No, no, no, I'm not like that.
How tall are you?
Sixty... seven.
No, no, no.
She's your favorite, isn't she?
Yes.
Show me your underwear.
Underwear?
She said underwear and I thought she meant black.
I'm sorry, but I'm sorry.
She said underwear and I thought she meant black.
I'm sorry, but I'm sorry.
And now...
She's passing.
She's not good at that.
She doesn't like that kind of show.
She thought it was a dirty joke, but it was actually a love-no-check.
This is crazy!
He's really tall!
What is he?
He's totally tall.
And now, this man is...
You know, you all work on TV one day, right?
It's like a pillow.
If I were to fall asleep right now, would you tell me?
No, we wouldn't!
If you were to fall asleep, right?
No, we wouldn't!
But we're here now!
We're here now!
I honestly want to ask you for your phone number.
Yes.
Afterwards, the members formed a group line-up.
First, you.
I'll pay you.
There are six of you, and you only have 13,000 yen.
No, no, Yuta!
I'll pay you! I'll pay you!
Do you want a receipt?
Muramoto, Muramoto!
Do you want a receipt?
Furthermore, he proudly asks for a receipt in front of the women.
Muramoto-san, please tell us.
And then...
I'll only give you 2,000 yen.
Are you serious?
The angry women.
You passed!
Muramoto-san passed!
I put my hand on your wallet and you passed.
This is also a bad situation for Muramoto.
How do you go home?
Oh, I'm staying over tonight.
What about you?
No, I'm going to college.
Everyone is staying over at Nao's house, where she goes to college.
Girls, can you come out for a second?
Muramoto is wary of photographers and lets the women go home first.
And then...
That's terrible.
Do you want a taxi?
What is that?
You don't think it's terrible, do you?
I'll give it to you now.
Yes, yes.
I'll give it to you now.
It's already out.
Do you want a receipt?
He gets a taxi and asks for a receipt.
And then Anthony comes back.
Is it out?
No, I just gave it to you.
At first you said you didn't want it.
No, I said it.
No, I don't want it!
What are you talking about?
Anthony, listen.
Yes?
At times like this, you two can go home first.
Oh, all three of you go home first?
Yes, all of you.
You two go home first.
What are you doing?
Drinking with Muramoto is a champion-class feeling, such as decency, decency, eyes from above, etc.
What do you think of this feeling?
I don't like it!
Can't it be on TV?
I was watching it and my daughter is over 20 years old, so what if she meets a man like this?
I see.
You were watching it from your mother's point of view, weren't you?
I thought there was a man like this.
When I gave him the crab, I felt like I had a problem.
It was such a bad feeling.
On the other hand, Mr. Haden and Yoshimura of Nobukubo are in good terms.
The chairman is Mr. Nishia.
The collaborators are their juniors who have been getting along well recently.
The partner is a newcomer who is in his early 20s who likes Yoshimura.
At 11:30 p.m. on the promised day...
Mr. Yoshimura is here!
The performance is amazing!
Mr. Yoshimura is here for a toast.
Let's take some time and gradually solve this problem of 20s and 30s.
Let's not expect too much from men.
Let's just get along with women.
Let's just say "Cheers!" when we meet.
I think we can do it like this.
It's a cheerful gesture.
It depends on whether Mr. Kanei is here or not.
Did you come here to make Mr. Kanei or make friends?
Did you come here for fun or just for pleasure?
There are many reasons.
If there is a good person...
Then...
Wait a minute!
What should we do? Where are you going?
What are you doing?
It's only 10 minutes from the beginning.
Mr. Yoshimura is still in a hurry.
Can you see me or not?
I can see you.
Thank you very much!
It's huge!
Yoshimura, you're funny!
Yoshimura, you're really funny!
And then...
A grand joint kiss!
You're a cheerful person!
You were talking about me in the middle of it!
Yoshimura is more relaxed in a drinking party than in a variety show job.
An hour from the beginning...
Yoshimura is in the ladies' bathroom.
Yoshimura, you're really funny!
You're really funny!
It's like this.
It's like love and fireworks, but here...
Wow! It's girls!
No!
It's like this even without girls.
And then...
I don't know when to play with this.
There's something in his pants.
What's that?
It's me!
What is it?
There's something in Donki's bag.
I bought something.
In the meantime, when he returns the ladies to their rooms...
I think you only have a baseball bat.
All of a sudden, he wants to play baseball.
That's great!
It's good if you lose!
It's good if you win!
I'll say it again!
You only have a baseball bat!
In order for him to play against them...
Rock, paper, scissors!
He really only has a baseball bat.
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
After that, Yoshibora kept losing on purpose.
And...
Yoshibora, what are you doing?
Stop it!
This is what you wanted to do, right?
This is totally for entertainment.
Yoshibora, who showed off his batting skills, went outside for a change of clothes.
Then, he took a step with Matsuko.
What are you going to do this time?
Huh? Again?
Wow!
A bat and a mask?
You're a pervert!
Yoshibora, who is in love with one of his favorites.
What is that?
Why did you come all of a sudden?
That's amazing!
Why is he trying so hard to laugh at a drinking party?
And so, at midnight, the time went back and forth.
Let's form a line.
Let's form a group.
And so, the six of them formed a group line.
Mr. Yomoshiro, you're next.
Yes! Wait a minute, Mr. Yomoshiro.
Mr. Yomoshiro.
Thank you very much.
Where do you live?
Kimowari.
Where do you live?
Takaido.
Takaido?
And so, Yoshimura removed his seat from in front of the girls...
Unlike Muramoto, the payment was secret.
The total was 48,000 yen, and the taxi was 10,000 yen.
He paid without saying a word.
Are you okay with the girls first?
Yes.
Then, let's go home with Zenitaro in the back.
Before going home, they hug everyone.
Do you feel better now?
About that much?
Okay, okay, okay.
Let's go home.
Okay, okay, okay.
Unlike Muramoto, the girls are cheerful, but Yoshimura doesn't have a woman's heart.
Both of you seem to be reflecting.
No, we're not.
Is this Yoshimoto-san's flow?
No, no, no.
Is there such a thing?
No, no, no.
Is there such a thing?
It's not like that.
It's like you're talking and having fun.
What are you talking about?
You're not from foxes.
So, Muramoto and Yoshimura decided to move on to the next step.
After that, he became a woman and had a lot of conversations with them.
Even so, Yoshimura succeeded in keeping his promise of a date with an idol.
It's finally the day of their contact.
Everyone, it's the day of their date!
Finally!
Thank you!
I'm looking forward to it!
From now on, you'll be watching their date.
And you'll be in the same store.
But, there's a new target.
They'll have a date in a different floor.
At the same time, it's the world's first two-person date.
On top of that, they'll take you to the same apartment.
Each of them is actually roommates in the same apartment.
It's called "terrace house".
"Terrace house".
However!
Actually...
Earlier...
Huh?
What was that?
What kind of attack was that?
What kind of tone was that?
From Muramoto...
Huh?
We received a message.
"Dotakyan" has joined...
What?!
Why?!
"Dotakyan" has joined in a lot of times.
The "dotakyan" you saw earlier...
Actually, "dotakyan" has been here once too...
Huh?!
"Dotakyan" has been here once too...
That's right!
Today is the second "dotakyan" here.
Really?!
What is going on?!
So...
Today...
We're breaking up.
Ehhhh?!
Ehhh?!
Seriously?!
Ehhhh?!
Seriously?!
Why?!
It's over?!
Really?!
Ehhhh?!
Seriously?!
What?! What?! What?!
The place for the make-up was prepared, but...
...without you two, this project can't move forward.
What?! What?!
This is Yoshimura's side.
Yoshimura's side?!
Yes, and this is Muramoto's side.
That guy, Muramoto!
What's up with you?!
So Muramoto-kun isn't here and Yoshimura-kun isn't here...
Does that mean Yoshimura-kun will be kicked out?
That's right. We have to kick Yoshimura-kun out.
What?! What?! What?!
I thought it would be 2am, so I ate my lunch in 5 minutes!
I'm hungry!
It's 1am or 2am!
Until now, I was able to talk with you.
When you were all standing by...
So, I'm kicking you out now.
What?! What?! What?!
I'm not kicking you out!
Is this possible?!
What?! What?! What?!
And with that, they created a date refusal mail for Yoshimura.
Yoshimura-san, I'm terribly sorry.
I've lost my balance and it might be difficult for you to see me.
I can't go out for lunch today. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I can't meet you anymore, but can you do it another day?
I'm really sorry.
I'll contact you as soon as I regain my balance.
I'll take you out for lunch again.
What?! What?! What?!
What?!
I like you.
I like you two.
I like you.
There's someone I like.
What?!
There's someone I like.
And with that, I'd like to send you...
Magic Mail.
Magic Mail?
If it's recorded, but he's not using a smartphone, but an iPad.
- What? - He's using an iPad.
- I think it's an iPad. - I've never seen it.
- You don't notice it right away. - I don't notice it right away.
- Oh, I see. - I don't notice it right away.
- Oh, it's recorded! - Wow!
- That's fast! - That's fast!
- I was looking forward to it. - It's really fast!
- It's like... - The tension is going down.
- It's going down. - It's going down.
- This is hard. - Where are you heading?
- Right now... - It's going down.
- We're almost there.
- We're inside the Shinkansen.
- Wow! - Wow!
And at that moment...
- Oh, it's here! - Wow!
- What's the matter? - Usso! Are you okay?
I'm totally okay!
By the way, I just got back from Shizuoka.
Someday, please take care of me.
- Oh? - It's a bit...
- No, no... I'm a little lonely... - I know!
- I'm lonely... - He's really lonely...
- But he's gone now. - Some day...
- What do you mean, someday? - His gaze...
He's looking down.
- And... - It's pretty hard to go around two dates in one trip...
- That's right. - Even if it's one date, it's pretty hard, after all.
Once again, he succeeds in keeping his promise of going on a date.
And now, it's time for the batch meeting.
By the way, Fujimon-san, Sakiyama-san, Dare-no-gare, and Kumikki, who were here last time,
unfortunately, due to their busy schedules, won't be joining us today.
This is what I want to see the most.
This is what I want to see the most, right?
This is what I want to eat the most, right?
Today, from 8.30pm to Muramoto's date,
9.30pm to Yoshimura's date,
5th and 6th watchings at the same shop.
Even if they are both generous, they will take each other to a separate house,
and do a special spoiler.
But, regarding Muramoto, we can't let our guard down today as well.
Yesterday, you know the shop we're holding right now, right?
Yes, we do.
It's not there, but he's designated it.
How troublesome!
He said he wanted to go eat something.
What's that? Alertness?
But I didn't want him to feel bad if I took him there, so I said "I can't do anything about it, but let's go to a yakiniku restaurant for now."
The staff was all excited.
And then, Muramoto said, "No, it's better to go to the first store."
He's testing you!
He's testing me!
He's very alert.
He's very cautious.
At 8 pm, the blind man stands by in front of the store.
He's not here yet?
He's not here yet.
He's not watching from a distance, is he?
He's not, is he?
Wow!
And then...
Mask! Mask!
Muramoto appears!
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Oh, a bus!
A bus!
Muramoto appears!
That's right, that's right.
Muramoto, you're good at driving, aren't you?
You're the best at it.
He turns in the opposite direction of the store.
Then, Muramoto calls Nao.
Are you there?
In front of Olive Spa.
It looks like a convenience store in Ishiazama.
Navigate for me, please.
That's right.
Are you at the traffic light right now?
What?
Oh, I see you!
I've got you!
Who is it?
Oh, there you are!
I'm glad you're here!
It's been ten days since Dota-cam was canceled.
When will I get in touch with Muramoto?
I'm glad you're here.
It was hard to understand you.
It was hard to understand you, wasn't it?
No, it wasn't.
I'm sorry.
No, you're welcome.
Now, let's go to the store!
Muramoto, who came earlier, leads us to the fifth floor of the same store.
Oh, I like this floor.
It's a new store.
Can I sit here?
Yes, please.
It's amazing here.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's fashionable, isn't it?
Where are you from?
I'm from the first floor, too.
It's really nice here.
It's nice, isn't it?
The store has a good atmosphere.
You must be nervous.
I know, I know.
First of all, let's order a drink.
Do you have wine?
Food wine?
Red, please.
If you ask for red wine, it means you like it.
I heard that.
I heard that, too.
When a blind person asks for wine...
How old are you?
I'm 25 years old.
Then...
Do you have a license?
Do you want me to show you my license?
I don't have a license, but...
Then...
Do you really want me to show you my license?
A toast with red wine!
Do you like chocolate?
Yes, I like it.
What is it?
It's a chocolate present!
What is it?
Is it from tomorrow?
It's sold like this.
I'm happy!
I'm starting to like it!
It's easy!
I like his strategy!
Dota-chan's selfish behavior and this surprise...
What is the true nature of this village?
The day before, we talked about how she suddenly decided to open a shop.
When I went in, she called me and told me to go to a bar.
I went in and talked to the owner of the bar.
Yes, yes, yes.
That woman...
She rejected me.
I know why you're scared!
That's why you're being cautious like this!
One day, I went to the bar and asked if it was okay.
Oh, that's what it was like!
Oh, thank goodness!
The judge at the time wasn't wrong!
That's a good reaction!
As expected!
But you know, right?
Yes, I know!
Nago-chan and other entertainers who do jobs like this...
I don't think it's very...
Reliable?
Yes, it's not reliable.
You're being honest, on the contrary.
Do you still not trust me?
You still don't trust me?
Of course!
What?!
We don't hang out like that.
Shock!
In the first place, once we drink together and trust each other...
After that, Nago-chan gets sick and can only drink once.
You don't trust me at all?
You don't trust me at all?!
How many times?
20 times!
20 times?!
But I trust you about 60 times.
You're disgusting!
Why can't you trust someone like me?
You piece of shit!
Then, have you ever told a guy you've been hanging out with...
Or a guy you've met...
That you say things like that?
That's negative!
I haven't said anything like that!
In any case, it seems like he can't trust anyone because of his negative attitude.
And now, Ushimon-san and Kumiki are done with their work!
Stop it! We're busy today!
Can you leave us alone for a moment?
Why?
Negative and negative talk. This time, it's about past love stories.
If you have a girlfriend, show me your phone.
All of them?
Yes, all of them.
You're going to expose me.
Did your ex-girlfriends show you their phones?
No, I don't want to see it.
So you didn't see it?
I saw it when I was drunk.
You see it when you're drunk?
Yes, I do. It's scary.
My ex-girlfriend had four legs.
Four legs?
But I didn't have a girlfriend because I was scared.
When was that?
She was in New Zealand.
She was in Vietnam, too.
Then?
Then what?
Wait, let me think about it.
What? What?
What kind of LINE message is it?
It's from New Zealand.
It's from New Zealand!
What should we do?
40 minutes of negative talk.
I like you.
You love me, don't you?
I think you like me.
You are too fast.
You like me.
You are too fast.
How about you, Mr. Muramochi?
You have a face and style that you love me.
But you said you like me for the second time.
I thought you were a piece of shit.
Why?
You are mean.
You said you like me for the second time.
I didn't want you to say you like me.
What do you want me to say?
You can't like me.
You are too fast.
Write your past history.
I wanted to write my past history.
Write your past history.
You wanted me to write my past history.
She wanted me to write my past history.
This is quite annoying.
If a woman is interviewed so much, it's annoying.
He couldn't trust anyone and had his first date and this interview
It seems like he knows the roots of the guy in the case
It's like this, but Yoshimura has arrived a little early
Where is he?
He got on from TVS
But TVS and Nishida-san have been together for about 10 years.
Both of you can go at the same time, right?
Who?
Is it possible for one of you to go at the same time?
You can't go at the same time, can you?
You can't, can you?
You can't go at the same time, can you?
You can go at the same time with a girl.
There has been a slight change in this room, which has been negative talk since they met.
What kind of program do you watch?
Is it a program?
Millenials.
How old are you?
That was interesting.
What was it?
Bazooka-san's...
You mentioned it, didn't you?
"Kotatsu"?
"Outdoor"?
"Karunia Mikuna"?
Yes, yes, yes!
It was really interesting!
Really?
The negative man who was stopped from laughing is smiling the most today.
But you can't be deceived by a light-hearted man, can you?
I can't be deceived!
Your feelings won't be light or hard, got it?
It hasn't been like that before.
Wow!
23 points.
I'm also 63%.
Why?
I think I said it, didn't I?
But it's like that!
Since you gave me 23 points, I'll forgive you.
Since you gave me 23 points, I'll forgive you, too.
But I'll tighten it up again and give you 60% back.
Why?
And at that moment...
Ah! It came out!
Yoshimura!
Which one? Which one? Which one?
The other side! The other side! Right! Right! Right!
Which one? This one!
It came out! Yoshimura!
It's finally time to run away!
While Muramoto is on a date...
It came out! Yoshimura!
Which one? Which one?
The other side! The other side! Right! Right! Right!
Which one? This one!
It came out! Yoshimura!
Ah! It came out! Hatenko!
Yay!
Now, from here...
We have to watch over Yoshimura's date as well!
It's the upper floor of the same store!
Ah!
Ah! It came out!
It's raining, is it okay?
Ah!
Ah! But it's right here!
Eh, is it okay for you to come like that?
I was already tired, so I came straight here.
Eh!
Why is it so easy?!
Yoshimura is cute!
Unlike Muramoto, it really came out!
It's easy to use! It's easy to use!
It came out! It came out!
A very simple man and Muramoto are in the same store!
It's easy to lead to the upper floor of the same store!
Are you the type of person who suddenly sits next to me like this?!
Eh?!
Do you like me facing you?
No, I like both of you.
Eh?!
You know, you're cute!
Eh?!
That's what I wanted to hear!
Ah, Kaoru-san, isn't it okay for you to leave us alone?
What is it?
Is it okay for you to do it with both hands?
With both hands?
Don't do it! Don't do it!
All of a sudden, it's a sudden attack!
It feels like my ear hole sometimes has my finger in it.
It's totally erotic, isn't it?
While the massage continues, one of the members is...
What is the name of the survival game?
Shoot two guns and...
No, I was just wondering what it was like.
No, don't do it!
Don't do it, don't shoot! You've already been shot!
No, no, no!
Shoot more! Shoot more!
Shoot me when you're down!
Ah, okay!
You're too messy!
An hour later, Yoshimura is also completely drunk.
I'm not that strong, so I'll get drunk quickly.
You're not that strong?
You don't have to force yourself. It's okay.
But I want to drink.
I want to drink, too.
I'll order a beer and...
But I want to drink a lot of beer today.
I can't think of anything.
What is this?
But Yoshimura is fun.
I hate you so much.
They are in the same period and have similar personalities.
He is very target for girls.
But 10 days ago, Yoshimura had a date with a girl.
He is a little anxious today.
Maybe it's a sickness.
I thought it was a sickness.
Not me.
He thought it was too soon.
But he is happy now.
I can't approach anymore.
Are you serious?
No way!
There will be no fight in the evening.
Are you serious?
No.
I have a gun.
Are you okay, sir?
Are you okay with the safety device?
Is the safety device broken?
No, for now...
For now, it's broken.
Please don't take it off.
You have a drunk state.
You came here in that state.
So...
You came here in a hurry.
The rampage started.
I'm sorry.
I like Yoshimura-kun better.
He's cheerful.
I like cheerful men better.
He said he wouldn't do anything today.
But he was about to approach.
It was a surprise.
Meanwhile...
One negative man on the lower floor...
For some reason, he was trying to feed Nao a lot of food.
Nice! Cute!
I'm so happy about this!
Nice!
Do you have rice balls?
Rice balls?
I want you to eat rice balls.
Justice.
This is justice.
It's not like you only eat a little bit.
If you eat a lot of grilled rice balls, it's a dream to eat you up.
It's a dream?
What kind of excitement is that?
And because of this, the negative man keeps changing.
Another improvement.
It's almost Ai's birthday.
It's her birthday.
What's up?
Huh?
I'm really lonely.
It's okay.
What are you doing?
April 5th is not a window.
What? What? What?
Why did you hide it there?
Why?
I'm going out.
And?
I'm going to the bathroom.
Go ahead and eat.
I'm eating.
Go ahead and eat.
I'm sorry.
Are you going shopping?
You're going shopping.
That's cool.
That's really nice, isn't it?
That's cool.
Do you like Yoshimura-kun?
That's nice.
I'm going back to Tokyo.
The time is 10 at night.
Daiyo.
What's up with you?
Daiyo is going ahead.
Daiyo.
Yoshimura came back there, but he doesn't have anything in particular.
Yoshimura checks Ai's jacket and...
Ah! Stop it!
Don't run away!
Next is...
Ah!
What are you doing?!
Princess!
Princess! Princess!
Princess!
Excuse me for a moment.
Why did you do such a thing?!
I'm sorry.
Take a break.
What did you say?
One hour! One hour and a half!
One hour and a half!
Why did it turn out like this?
Did I do it?
Oh!
There's a striped pillow in your jacket.
Oh!
Can I have it?
A pillow?
Are you testing me?
No.
You can have it.
Can I?
Yes, you can.
- You must be tired. - I'm tired.
- Is this pillow comfortable? - It's completely different.
It's like a sweet blanket.
I drank once or twice and I was drunk.
I was about to go to bed and my wife ate my food.
I met her for the second time and I didn't like her.
I didn't want her to like me.
I'm not the kind of guy who likes girls.
That's what the guy said.
- What? - What's up?
An hour and a half was enough.
You're too forgiving.
- What are you talking about? - What are you talking about?
You're too forgiving.
Stop it!
- Die! - You're heavy!
- Doesn't it hurt? - It doesn't hurt.
- This is bad! - This is bad!
- Her side is facing you. - Yes.
- Are you okay? - This is bad!
- That hurts.
- Are you okay? - That hurts.
- That hurts.
Employees enter!
But when the employees leave...
Come to think of it, a year ago...
Did you see that?!
He was on a high-speed self-restraint.
What are you going to do?!
I want to ask him already!
Now that he's told us what he's up to...
It's finally time for him to leave the house!
What's going to happen?!
Please!
Are you going somewhere where you can relax?
No...
Huh?!
You're saying something amazing.
Why?!
Somewhere you can relax...
I'm going.
You look like you're tired.
I don't know what to do.
I'm tired.
You can't say it.
I can't say it.
It's okay for girls to say it.
It's okay for men to say it.
But you don't say it, do you?
But you don't say it, do you, Muranoki-san?
Wait...
Wait for what?!
So, we're going back to the village?
Where's your agency?
My agency?
It's called "Space Craft."
I checked my agency.
You checked your agency?!
And then...
Do you want me to check it for you?
Huh? Did you check your phone?
Oh, I got it.
Huh?!
She went out of her room with her phone.
Oh, that's gross!
She went out of her room with her phone.
Oh, that's gross!
Who is it?
I think she'll check it.
It's a manager.
Go ahead.
Oh, is it your agency?
Yes.
That's scary!
No, I don't think so. There was something normal.
Yes.
No, it's not like that. It's not scary.
Yes.
W-what did you say?
Um, scary office?
You call your manager about this?
And!
I'm a little tired.
Oh, this is bad!
Oh, kimchi!
Yay!
I came all of a sudden.
You're in such a hurry!
Take a picture of me!
She came!
This is a shop.
Hey, let's move.
If so, hotel?
Hotel?
My house?
But my house is close too.
Where?
Ariake.
Ariake?
Cute!
Hey, hey!
Hey!
No, not like this!
It's dangerous!
After this, should we go or not?
So, after this, we...
You are cute, so you should do it properly.
If you are ugly, you should do it.
No, that's not good.
You are not good just because you are cute.
You have a good personality, too.
You are a little light.
I'm not light.
You are just light.
His dancing is completely out of sync.
He doesn't try to go only at night.
By the way, during this time,
Yoshimura-san was dancing in "Hatenkoufundoshi" with "fundoshi icho".
No, that's not good!
You are cute!
You are not good just because you are cute.
You are cute!
No!
You are not cute!
You are cute!
You are cooler!
And then...
Yoshimura-san gave Yoshimura-san a surprise birthday cake!
It's Yoshimura-san's work!
And...
It's Yoshimura-san's work!
You are so cool!
Thank you!
You are so cool!
Thank you!
You are so cool!
I'm sorry, but...
You are so cool!
Compared to the bad behavior of Yoshimura-san...
Yoshimura-san's work is much better than Yoshimura-san's work!
Can you be selfish for your birthday?
But can I be selfish for my birthday?
Yes, go ahead!
Dosukebeza's pervert
Dosukebeza's...
Pervert
Pervert, huh?
Yes
It's like a birthday version!
A birthday version? I see
What is this?
Ehhh!
It's red!
Thank you very much!
Dosukebeza's pervert, part 2, birthday version, release!
Happy birthday!
Your name is...
Dosukebeza's pervert!
No way!
Happy birthday!
No, it's too close!
Dosukebeza's pervert!
Thank you very much!
That's funny!
Yo! Hatenko!
What is that?!
Hatenko!
What is that?!
It's "gyun"!
It's "shibori hatenko"!
Yo! Shibori hatenko!
From "tatami hatenko" to "shibori hatenko"!
He's amazing!
What is it?!
I think it would be cool to go home like this...
I'm scared!
He's a super amazing guy!
A woman in a light outfit is a bad thing.
You should have let me do it!
Attention to her right hand!
Oh no! She's got her hand in it!
She's got her hand in it!
Hey!
Don't do it!
Is there such a big difference between you and Kogai?
She's a beast!
At this point, she's out.
She's out.
Even though she does erotic things all the time,
she doesn't try to go to her house just because she doesn't like light women.
Because you can't force her to go with you.
They give up on the bounce house and go to a different high school to tell a story.
We'll tell a story here and do it at home in Yoshimura Yoshima.
I see.
And we'll use the blackmail we used to do in the past.
We'll borrow girls' jackets and see who's inside.
An ultimate plan of changing girls!
Who will go?
Well...
It's you, isn't it?
You're still saying it!
This is funny!
She's surprised!
I'm surprised!
Do you want me to carry you to your lap?
Please carry me!
To my lap?
Can you say "I'm tired!" to me?
Like you, Takeyama-san?
You want me to stay like this after I'm out of the house, right?
Well...
You can sit normally.
If you're out of the house now, you can stay like this.
I don't know.
You can stay like this.
So, instead of Nao-chan, they bought Zao-chan.
An ultimate plan of changing girls!
I love you!
Are you ready, Zakiyama-san?
Wow!
It's boiling!
Zakiyama-san, you can do it!
She might have drunk too much.
Zao-chan, can you do it?
Cute!
Can you do it?
Cute!
Please sneak in, Zao-chan!
Cute!
It doesn't make sense, though.
Zao-chan is standing beside Cao-chan.
You can do it, Zao-chan!
Don't notice her.
They are getting along well.
Right?
I'm glad.
Is there anything wrong with them?
Can you do it?
Please sneak in.
I'm excited.
You can do it, Zao-chan!
She hasn't noticed yet.
You're right.
Sneak in.
Is she okay?
She's not drunk yet.
It's easier to snuggle up.
She's finally next to him.
It's okay, it's okay.
You can do it, Zao-chan!
You don't have to look like that.
Maybe I'll pet you tomorrow. You must be tired.
That's right.
Oh my.
What if I do that?
Ah!
I don't know!
No! No! No!
Are you OK?
You must be tired.
Don't you want to go somewhere?
Sorry?
You don't like inviting people yourself, do you?
No, but really...
No, no, it's not like that.
Just come with me.
What is this?
Just come with me!
What is this?
Just come with me!
Hey, can you come with me for a second?
What is this?
Can you come with me for a second?
Since when?!
What is this?!
Do you want to come with me?
I don't want to come with you!
Yes, but really.
Don't say weird things, really.
We're just making things up.
You're thicker than usual.
I didn't know at first.
But now I know.
Now you know.
And so, Muramoto's story was a success!
His reckless actions hit him hard!
You again!
Are you doing something that will go viral on the internet again?
Thank you!
Welcome to Aria-ken!
That's a lie, right?
Yoshimura is also from Aria-ken.
Oh, you noticed.
Please take a look.
Is it the same store?
It's the same store. 5th and 6th floor.
Since when?
Huh? Since when?
You've been watching us from the public viewing hall.
You watch us from the public viewing hall.
That's true.
We prepared for this.
You made a mistake.
We prepared for this and we were waiting for you.
You made a mistake and you lost 1 million yen.
That's right!
Putting your hand in a woman's skirt is not related at all.
It's not related at all.
It's an honor for me to be told like that again.
You did it!
When she was holding my hand...
At the end.
At the end, she was very kind and held my hand and said "Drink cold water."
Drink cold water.
She said it, but I was shy to say it.
So I extended my hand and she was very kind.
If you don't know, you'll know.
If you connect your hands, you'll know.
Don't you know Zon's fingers?
I don't know.
What did you think?
I suddenly felt a little tingling.
Suddenly I felt a little tingling.
Just now, when I did it for a while, I felt it pull back a little.
I didn't dare to do it, but I did it for a while, so I felt it pull back a little.
To be honest, I met such a cute girl, and I thought I might be able to do it.
But as soon as I said it once, I felt like it would end in one go.
I didn't dare to say no.
What's with you?!
Once you say it's over...
I don't think you can say it's zero.
I mean, you checked with the agency.
That's bad, that's bad.
To the secretary.
To the secretary manager.
To the secretary manager!
Look, he's there, look.
Look at him.
Why are you calling him "manager"?
What's with you?!
We were able to see his surprised expression.
When you stopped the car, the old man asked you, "Why did you stop the car here?"
Did you know that?
I didn't know that.
Even if you're angry...
Even if you're suddenly angry...
Even if you're angry...
That's different, that's different.
In this verification, Muramoto is a humanoid male.
He's a gay, pure man who can't go home unless he's with someone.
Meanwhile, what's going to happen to this man who's on a date on the 6th floor?
Can you show me your phone?
It's blue!
He was drinking and became a beef.
Wow!
It's like a pig!
Too excited, Grocky's Yoshimura says...
Are you going home?
I'm going home.
Are you coming to my house?
Yes.
Why are you doing this to me?
You're a bad guy.
As a senior in the agency.
The members arrived at the ballast house and the watch place one step ahead.
Yoshimura will soon come to the ballast house.
The match-up strategy was not possible, but Yoshimura has special tricks and jokes.
I'm looking forward to it.
Let's hear Ryo-chan's explanation first.
Oh, that's right.
Where is Ryo-chan?
Ryo-chan is not here.
Ryo-chan is now...
I'm on my way to the apartment for the site report.
I'd like to call you for a moment.
Ryo-san at the site!
Yes, is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
This room on the right...
Muramoto originally...
He said it was a room that would come if he got caught.
But he doesn't use it anymore.
What a waste!
This is amazing.
This is big.
This is the sharing space.
And in the back...
That's Ai-chan.
Ai-chan.
It's here.
I'm looking forward to it.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm looking forward to it.
At that time...
It's coming!
It's coming up.
Wait a minute. What's going on?
Can you get in somewhere?
Go to the room you don't use.
There's another room, right?
Ryo-san, can you get in another room?
Is it okay in this room?
On the left!
It's coming!
Get in the closet!
It's scary. What's this?
Ryo-san, what's going on?
Ryo-san, stay there for a while.
Please be quiet. I'm sorry.
Ryo-san, are you always in the closet?
Actually, I have time.
But in the closet...
Are you kidding me?
And ten minutes later...
Here we are!
Do you think this is a taxi?
Mr. Yoshimura, welcome to Ballast House!
Here we are!
We've finished shopping at the convenience store.
Mr. Yoshimura said, "Oh, this is where you live. It's a share house."
And it started here!
It started in Thailand!
I see, I see!
It's here, it's here, it's here!
It's finally time to go inside Ballast House!
Yoshimura came to a woman's room in an underground house.
Here we are, here we are!
Oh my, what a nice room.
Mr. Yoshimura, you locked the door, didn't you?
It smells good in here.
Really?
Mr. Yoshimura!
Mr. Yoshimura is here, too!
Wow, it's beautiful!
Didn't you notice it's a share house?
I feel a little weird.
You don't know, do you?
You think it's beautiful, don't you?
Wow, it's for girls.
Is it okay for girls who like to explore?
Is it okay for girls who like to explore not to wear a closet?
Yes, it's dangerous.
Then...
Why do you have such a sofa?
A sofa?
There is a sofa over there, and here, and there is a TV over there, and here is a TV.
You should say.
Yes, we don't have any classmates today.
I actually own this room.
I can't sleep in this room alone.
But my co-workers won't come.
It's scary.
They won't come.
Girls?
Of course girls.
I'm relieved.
Which one is your room?
That's my room.
What about the bedroom?
I sleep there.
Really?
It's a sofa bed.
A sofa bed?
Where did you put it?
She put it on the wall.
She put the sofa bed in the living room.
Let's drink tea.
Let's drink.
I'm relieved.
Tea.
Hey, Zucchini.
Pyoko.
She is cute.
Call me by my name.
Aichan.
Pyoko.
She is a little devil.
It's a man's birthday, so he should be happy about love.
Are you tired?
But I'm getting tired of it.
It was safe in the taxi, but I can't help it when I come here.
It's a little danger.
She is a little danger.
It's this time of the day?
Are you cute?
I'm a little danger, too.
You are a little danger.
I've seen this before.
He's Shibura and Deiba.
I'm a little dangerous.
You're so mean.
What's wrong with you?
This is Kodengia.
Kodengia.
You're so mean.
I'll be Kodengia, too.
You don't have to do that.
I'll stop.
Don't stop.
Will she be able to stay in Cottinger?
Is she going to give Oshimura a hard time with her massage plan?
I've been into massaging lately.
Really?
Yes.
Massage?
I'm glad you like it.
I'll give you a massage.
Where will you give me a massage? On my hand?
No, on your back.
On my back?!
That's not Cottinger's place.
It's okay.
I was just at work today.
Yes, you were tired.
My back is stiff.
You have a lot of back.
I'll give you some clothes.
Is it okay if you just give me some clothes?
I'll massage your middle half of your body.
What are you looking at?
I just took it off.
I'm scared.
That's not fair.
You can look this way, but you can't look that way.
That's not fair.
I'll look over there, too.
That's not fair.
You have a lot of B-areas.
B-areas.
Please take off your bottom, too.
Take off my bottom, too?
No, not your bottom.
Why?!
I'll do your whole body.
I'll do your legs, too.
In the end, Yoshimura is number one.
Wait a minute.
It's coming out.
It's over.
Wait a minute.
It's been in there for a long time.
It's fun.
Can I take it off?
Take it off and do something.
Take off your pants.
Yoshimura is massaging her in a good shape.
Since you're here, can you do a dosukebeza pervert in my room?
I want to see a dosukebeza.
I want to see it first.
What is a dosukebeza?
It's a pervert.
It's not that easy to find a dosukebeza.
I want to see it.
It's not here at all, is it?
It's not here, is it?
It's not here, but it's not that easy to find a dosukebeza.
What is this?
Should we start from the back?
Let's start from the back.
This is a little...
This is not good.
Is this okay?
Is it okay for us to do this?
There is also a strategy to make Yoshimura cold here.
Now, here...
Where we are massaging...
Your mother is doing it.
Because Ai-chan's mother drank it nearby and came here...
She suddenly enters the room.
At the end of this air conditioner...
With this girl...
No!
The one who suddenly enters is this cheerful mother.
A little drunk mother, please.
Use the door handle to open the door.
I was drinking there, so I got drunk.
Good job!
Are your friends coming?
Don't hide it like that!
What are you doing?
I got a massage.
Can I see it?
Good job!
You are funny!
No, I'm not.
I just came here.
I'm sorry.
I just came here.
I didn't do anything.
What's your relationship?
It's my second time today.
It's your second time?
I didn't do anything.
I was drinking and came here.
Are you on TV?
No, I'm not.
Are you on TV?
A little.
Nobu-san!
What are you doing?
Nobu-san!
Have fun!
Their mother passed away.
They were drunk and just talked.
They were already old.
They had a towel on their waist.
They were a little drunk.
They were already old.
We will start the massage now.
While Ai-chan is doing the massage...
I'm sorry to say it again but...
While Ai-chan is doing the massage...
I will change!
I will change quickly with Ai-chan's flow.
When you open the door...
Don't you hear a sound?
I opened the door.
You can go in now.
Can you do it, Zai-chan?
Yes, I can do it, Zai-chan.
I have confidence in you, Zao-chan.
My achievements...
My hands...
My hands are like this.
I can do it right away.
Just now, when they were in the village...
They changed their positions and started the operation.
I don't know!
He said it!
Is it really like this?
From now on...
We will provide you with the sponsors you see.
It seems like you are ready.
Zaki-ama-san!
Zai-chan!
You don't have to say it like that.
Why do you say it like that?
I'm Zai-chan!
Are you ready?
First of all, please come a little closer.
Yes, I understand.
Like this, right?
If you don't like it, you can go back.
Please go back.
On the other hand, in order for Yoshimura not to be found out for a longer period of time...
He puts a towel on his head.
Isn't it painful?
That's all for today!
Bye-bye!
At that time, Ryo-chan...
She's completely...
She's drinking alcohol now, so in about 2 hours...
It's dark, it's dark, it's dark!
The light is dark!
At that time, Yoshimura had a dreamy feeling with love's massage.
With this thin finger...
I'll do your legs, too.
Should I try it?
Ah, it's over!
I want you to say it.
Say it, Zai-chan!
Say it, say it!
Say it, Ai-chan!
It's like...
Ai-chan, say it.
It's like...
Can I say it?
I'm sorry, Zai-chan!
I'm not that cute!
Barbie!
It's amazing!
It's hard!
It's getting harder and harder!
It's amazing!
It's scary!
It's scary, it's scary!
Gently, gently!
A little!
Do it more, do it more!
A little more, a little more!
Do it more, do it more!
I'll do your legs, okay?
Stay away, stay away.
Be quiet, be quiet.
Talk to me. How is it?
How is it?
Ah, it feels good.
It's cold.
It's cold?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Talk to me.
How is it?
It hurts!
It hurts, doesn't it?
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!
Be quiet!
How come you don't know?
I don't know!
Isn't it because it's your legs?
I'll add some oil.
Okay, I'll add a lot of oil.
He's sitting.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
That's amazing.
Wow, Zai-chan, you're good!
You're too early.
What's with your inside thighs?
Isn't it a little narrow?
What's with you, Zai-chan?
Does it feel good?
Zai-chan!
It feels good, doesn't it?
Zai-chan!
You're getting mad!
You're getting mad, you're getting mad!
- You're so kind. - My inner thigh.
- Let me put some oil in it. - Inner thigh, inner thigh!
- What's wrong with you? - Zai-chan.
- What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with you?
- It's like you're saying "just a little bit more", "be patient" and "it'll be fine". - It's like you're saying "just a little bit more", "be patient" and "it'll be fine".
- Be patient. - I want to mess with you.
- It hurts, doesn't it? - I want to mess with you.
- Does it feel good? - It feels good!
Hang in there! Hang in there! Hang in there! Hang in there! Hang in there! Hang in there!
- It hurts, doesn't it? - It hurts! It hurts!
- Cover it with a T-bag. - You want me to cover it with a T-bag?
Hey, that's enough!
I'll do as you say.
Hang in there!
I'm scared!
You did it!
What?
You did it!
I'm sorry!
Ai-chan, spit it out.
No, it's just a massage.
Are you trying to continue, Ai-chan?
Are you trying to continue with the massage, Ai-chan?
It went in!
Was it strong?
No, it wasn't.
What?
Ai-chan!
You don't know what show it is, do you?
Shall we go?
Seriously, what is this?
What's wrong?
What is this?
Which show is it?
It's not which show it is.
What is it?
We're on the same show.
My calves are...
It's not which show it is.
My calves are really big.
Where is it?
I'll do it for you.
Seriously, you're good.
My calves are really big.
Stop it!
Ai-chan!
Finally, the truth is revealed to Yoshimura.
Ai-chan!
Ai-chan, thank you!
Ai-chan!
I'm ashamed of you!
What are you doing?
I'm ashamed of you!
Good job, Zai-chan!
Good job, Ai-chan!
Good job!
What did you think?
What did I think?
Did you think it was Ai-chan?
No, I thought it was Ai-chan.
Oh, you thought Ai-chan made fun of you and pushed you out?
I thought she was attacking me.
She's pretty serious.
But?
That's how she attacked me.
When I entered the room, her thumb...
This time, we're doing "share house".
We did "bath house" in "bath house".
And "yoshimura".
At the same time, we did "muramoto" in "muramoto".
You drank in the 6th floor, didn't you?
You drank "muramoto" in the 5th floor, didn't you?
What?!
You're so mean!
Actually, both of you were supposed to come to this room.
But "muramoto" was out of stock.
So we did "bath house" in that restaurant.
It was 500 yen, wasn't it?
The first time we did "bath house" was...
You texted us saying you weren't feeling well, didn't you?
But "muramoto" suddenly started "bath house" with us.
So we completely broke up.
It was a plan that didn't work out without 100 people.
You texted us in a hurry, didn't you?
We texted you as soon as we arrived at Shinkansen.
We saw you texting.
We saw you.
We saw you from "bath house" in the first place.
Oh, my God!
It was so much fun!
I thought you were a good "bath house" girl.
Oh, my!
I'm glad you came today.
Did you bring a gift or something?
No, I didn't.
I'm glad you came.
It was a surprise.
You texted me a lot, didn't you?
Your birthday is April 5th.
I thought you wanted it.
But I didn't expect you to text me like that.
That's right.
Cake and...
Finally, an additional performance of "dosukebesa no hentai".
Well...
Is it possible?
Your name is...
"dosukebesa no hentai".
I see. I know better than screen monitors.
Please don't laugh!
I know better than screen monitors.
This inquiry confirmed Muramoto is a cool pure guy while Yoshimura is a serious "dosukebesa".
Both of them are very unique. Please continue to support them.
- Okay. - Okay.
- What about Ryo? - Oh, I forgot about Ryo.
- Ryo! - Ryo!
- Oh, I forgot about Ryo. - Ryo!
- Ryo!
- Oh, there you are! - You're late.
- Huh? - You're late.
- I'm here! - No, you're not.
- Good morning! It's already over. - Come on!
- There are just a few things we don't know. - Huh?
- Things we don't know. - Well, please watch the show for all the details.
- Hey, why are you closing the show? It's weird that you're closing it.
- It's weird that you're closing it. - You don't like it anymore, do you?
- It's too much.
Next Episode
Next Episode We're going to Osawada City! We're going to Osawada City!
I didn't think we'd get divorced.
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