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"Dance Aogata's Monthly Prank Part 2"!
From "Can't Help It" to "A Miracle Dance"
Every month for one year
Various pranks are set up
And in 2014, the monthly pranks are upgraded to "Tourism"
This time, it's all animal-like pranks
From cute ones
To honest ones
Anyway, there are 12 funny ones!
I say it every time, but big pranks cheer Japan up!
That's why London Hearts is doing pranks!
I don't think so!
This time, all of them are animal-like pranks!
That's why we're dressed like animals!
According to this year's Etony, we won't laugh even if we dress like that!
We won't laugh even if we dress like that!
We won't say that!
But you've been watching us, right?
Some of us are pranksters, but most of us don't know.
You don't know, so you'll be excited, too.
I'm looking forward to it!
But when we're about to do the next prank,
we whisper animal names in the dressing room.
We say the names of the animals that are still alive!
It was really hard.
Prankster Ogata does animal pranks once a month!
God-level VTR release!
It's January now.
Today, we're recording a fake show at Yoshimoto Tokyo Headquarters.
This time, we'll show you exercises you can easily do!
Here it is!
Here it is! Macho, macho, macho, macho!
Ogata is excited like a fool in the morning,
so we'll start with the first one!
While we were recording, a dog that suddenly got lost...
...started peeing on Ogata's feet!
This dog!
This was a big hit in the last episode!
Genius!
Will the genius dog show us his magic again?
Raise your hand...
Close your eyes...
Stay like that for five minutes...
Close your eyes...
Got it!
Let's do it! Ready...
Start!
It's started.
When the big one closed its eyes, the small one went in.
Can you do it from there?
It's hard, isn't it?
Can you lift it up and do it sideways?
It might be easier.
Can I lift it up?
No, you can't.
Then...
Wow!
It's hard, isn't it?
It's been a year.
Wow! This guy is...
Of course you remember.
It's been a year.
As expected of a genius dog.
It was a great success!
How many times did you make me do it?
You made me do it so many times!
Mr. Ogata...
You stink!
And so, Mr. Ogata was told a story.
It's out! That's enough!
Do you know who it is?
What is it?
It's London Hearts.
That's right.
Do you know who it is? London Hearts is the only one who has this dog.
With a voice saying "I want to see that dog"...
It's not me, is it?
"I want to see that dog"...
It's not you, is it?
Isn't it cute?
It's not funny, it's cute.
You stink!
And so, in February...
February...
This day...
Because of the early morning shooting the next day...
Ogata was sent to a hotel in Chiba.
And the next morning...
To Ogata in the water...
They put in 30 awake dogs!
You stink!
What will happen to Ogata?
A lot of them will come.
It's like Disney.
He seems to have woken up.
Wait a minute.
What's going on?
Wake up.
What's going on now?
It's early in the morning.
What's going on?
What's this?
What's wrong with you?
No, no, no.
I'm surprised.
Next, March.
At the aquarium on the Shinagawa River,
this is also a fake program.
Excuse me.
Director Shikakenin finished his meeting and came here alone in a large size.
However, once the surprise prank is over,
don't take your eyes off of it.
What is it?
Pay attention to the whale coming from afar.
Whale?
This is the best synchronization ever.
I didn't know it would be like this.
With a pinpoint shot, he scored a big win.
I'm nervous.
It's a great pleasure for an American.
Thank you.
Kujina, you're amazing.
This is amazing.
Tommy doesn't seem surprised at all.
Is it a fake orchestra?
The place I'd like to take you to is...
You've started moving.
It's not there anymore, is it?
Yes!
It's a fake orchestra!
This is great.
It's like a hospital.
This is great.
I'm glad you didn't crush me.
This is fun.
It's been a while since I've done this.
There's a lot of people here.
What is this place?
I'd like to do this with a lot of people.
Are you okay?
I'm not okay.
I'm doing this by myself.
Next is April.
April.
This is a real coverage of a fashion magazine, BB.
The prank they're doing there is...
They're dressing up for a photoshoot in the fitting room and...
A live snake is thrown into the water.
That's a very bitter thing.
Wow, I don't like it.
You're happy, aren't you?
Yes, I am happy.
You're happy, aren't you?
You're right.
They lock the door from outside.
It's like a maze.
It's like a secret room of escape stories.
Wow, it's scary.
Oh no!
Wow!
What a messy prank!
It's true!
What the heck is this?!
This is so funny!
Look at this!
What the heck is this?!
Is there such a thing as "what the heck is this?!"?
Something got in my pants!
What is this?
Red panties?
What is this?!
My pants got in my pants!
It's a big problem.
Yeah.
It's definitely a big problem.
And in May...
A super dangerous animal finally appears!
It's before May!
This day is Torio-san's location.
Since only the five of them have a meeting, they hurry to the studio.
In order to go to school, they get on the elevator.
I'm tired!
Yeah, you're tired.
And they arrive at the third floor of the basement.
What was waiting for them at the other side of the door?!
A hundred million yen!
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The elevator arrives at the third floor of the basement.
What was waiting for them at the other side of the door?!
A hundred million yen!
Have you ever seen anything like this?!
No.
It's definitely not here!
Amazing!
It's really not here.
Look!
Wow!
Amazing!
Wow!
- This is bad. - It's a male.
- It's a male, isn't it? - It's a male, isn't it?
He closes the door.
But...
But, but...
- It's closed. - I won't introduce myself!
I won't introduce myself!
- It's really heavy. - It's heavy, isn't it?
Can you come out of the elevator?
That's impossible!
- It's okay. I'm a hungry lion. - It's okay. I'm a hungry lion.
That's why it's bad!
- It's really close! - It's powerful!
He escapes from the elevator.
- It's scary! - It's scary!
What is it?
- It's bad! - What is it?
It continues in June.
At a detox salon in West Azabu,
a fake news program is filmed.
What are you doing?
Don't you do it in a different band?
- What kind of show is it? - It's filmed.
Mr. Mori gave me a massage.
I'll give you an oil massage from head to toe.
- First, scalp massage. - Yes, from head.
To give you a scalp massage, she goes to a large bed.
I'll put vegetable oil in your scalp.
- How do you like this oil? - The oil feels like it's penetrating.
- It feels like it's good for your skin. - Does it?
However, it's not the oil that's penetrating her scalp.
- It's grapes. - Grapes.
Now that she's ready, it's finally time for the prank.
- Doesn't it hurt? Are you okay? - It hurts.
It's like a monkey's sense of smell.
- It's scary, isn't it? - If it hurts too much, it might feel different depending on the place.
If it hurts too much, I'll buy it. Please let me know.
This is weird.
Now, the therapist and monkey's Kanta have changed.
- They've changed. - We're going to loosen up your muscles.
- And we're going to improve your sense of smell. - This massage is just right.
- This way of massaging is just right. - Do you feel tired in your eyes?
I do feel tired in my eyes.
- I'm pretty tired. - Kanta is so cute.
- It feels good. - It's just right.
- It feels good.
Wait a minute. What is it?
The monkey is also surprised.
It's gone! It's gone!
Why?
Monkey?
What's going on?
A monkey-like man appears!
Oh, I see!
I forgot about it!
I was touching his head a lot.
That's all for this season of Kamihanki's VTR!
Starting with that doggy!
That's a doggy's talent!
An excellent doggy!
The whale was amazing, too!
You guys are smart!
The lion was the scariest!
The lion was really scary!
Is this here?
It can't be!
The lion was the one I heard in the dressing room!
The lion, of course!
Ah, the lion...
That's what he said!
Ah, so it was this!
Don't you notice it with this monkey's hand?
How do you do it?
What made you notice it?
His breath!
What kind of breath?
Monkey's breath!
Monkey's ear!
Monkey's breath is...
Monkey's breath is like that!
I've never heard of it!
I want you guys to fight one by one!
I think we could do it with a snake!
A snake!
I want to see a strong lion!
I want you guys to fight one by one!
A whale fighting one by one!
A whale and a lion fighting one by one is too much!
You say it a lot!
Let's fight one by one!
A lion fighting one by one!
A fencer fighting one animal per month!
Next, a lion fighting half a month!
First of all, this day is July.
At the booth of Ametalk's entertainment show "Tietel Simulation".
Since there is a dachshund club among the participants...
When Ogata goes to the dressing room to say hello...
There is a real dachshund out there!
The staff leads Ogata to the dressing room of the dachshund club.
Excuse me!
Sorry! I'll be back soon, so wait for me!
Here you go!
Wow!
On holidays, they record their own voices in advance.
Don't press it!
Wow!
Don't press it!
Don't use it!
Don't press it!
Ouch!
They use it as a speaker, so they think it's their own voice until they see it.
I see!
I can't believe it!
Doctor!
Yes!
I'm sorry! Wait a minute!
Yes!
You suck!
That's fine!
Jimon-san!
Don't press it!
Yes.
Don't press it!
Ouch!
Don't practice!
Ouch!
What are you doing?
Ouch!
What are you doing?
He's opening his mouth wide!
And...
Here you go!
Sorry to keep you waiting!
Here you go!
Ow!
Ouch!
That's weird!
It's heavy!
Here you go!
Wow!
Ouch!
Ha ha ha ha!
Wow!
I said, "ouch!"
No, no, no!
- What? What's wrong? - What? What's wrong?
- What are you surprised about? - No, I'm surprised about this!
- One of you, please be careful of the air. - Yes.
- Ohada-kun. - Yes? - It's me! It's me!
- Gachou Club! - No, it's a fan club!
- Isn't this too much for a boy?
- All three of you... - Maki... - Yes, yes...
- Sensei... - Maki...
- Can we accept this?
- It's been a while. - No, it's not like that! I understand now!
- There's something I'd like to say.
- What? What's wrong? - What? What's wrong?
- What are you surprised about? - W-what's wrong?
- The same tempo as before...
August is Okinawa Cooking Year.
Fujiciro D. and Kaishoku are welcoming the new year.
It's good.
But since they came to Okinawa restaurant, Fujici Roddy ordered habushi.
And when they took it out of the toilet...
The habushi that Fujici-sama ordered...
It's a turtle.
What's inside?!
A snake!
This is really bad.
I knew it!
Chance!
Here's your chance.
A piece of paper.
This is bad, right?
It's totally fine, right?
It's not fine, right?!
Since it's hard to escape, they decided to catch it.
It's there!
Ouch!
That was dangerous!
I didn't do it on purpose.
I'm sorry!
What are you doing?!
I thought of it!
One more!
One more?!
Which one is it?
It's aggressive.
Do you have two?
And at that moment...
Hey, what's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
Hey, hey, hey!
September is a meeting in a cafe.
Excuse me.
May I order?
This is the menu you ordered.
And we have a recommendation for you today.
Wow!
Hey, hey, hey!
Eat it! Eat it!
What do you mean "eat it"?
In October, they are planning a lie show and are building a Trump Tower.
And from the store manager...
A scorpion!
Scary!
Amazing!
This is scary!
Mission Impossible!
Scary!
Eat it! Eat it!
Scary!
Wow! It looks so fun!
Put more of it!
A prank where you get pinched from the ceiling.
Both of them were a huge success!
I wanted to see it in pieces.
I was surprised!
This is scary.
I was using the tape!
They were taking the tape away!
They were taking it away!
The next November was a prank at Mie Prefecture.
Mie Prefecture?
Wow! It's a special product!
It's here!
On this day, the three panthers went on a fake prank tour of spectacular power spots.
A fake prank tour?
Yes.
You went all the way to Omiya?
Yes.
That's amazing!
Yes! Omiya! Enma!
With their eyes covered, they looked around.
When they saw that it was a boring answer, they went for it.
If they could say an interesting answer, they would go to a spectacular place.
It was a bit of a forced setting, but they didn't doubt it.
That's amazing!
It's like a movie!
Then, the three of them moved to the next location.
With their eyes covered, you can't tell where it is.
You can't tell at all!
This isn't a power spot.
It's an aquarium.
The two of them went to a new paradise.
Here, there's a strong punch to the back of the head.
If you're big and you slide, you won't get hit by water.
To see that power spot...
This is a strong punch to the back of the head.
It's a sunflower tea.
What's this?
Are your eyes broken?
With their eyes covered, they finally knew where it is.
I didn't know where it was.
The god of comedy has descended!
What kind of outfit is it?
Please answer!
This is a power spot.
A strong punch to the back of the head!
Ouch!
I'll push you in!
That's amazing!
Fine Steampunk!
Ouch! Ouch! What was that?
That's not fine steampunk!
Ouch! Ouch! What was that?
That was amazing!
Ouch!
Cute!
What was that?
That was fine steampunk!
Let's talk about it online!
Wow, look at this!
This is so funny!
He's inviting her!
Sexy!
Let's go!
He's kissing her!
That's so scary!
Monthly Animal Prank!
It's finally the last 10 years!
This day, Gradol and Comacchio
received 100 lies
in order to report
Eokakuzo.
They visited Ichihara Zoo in Chiba Prefecture.
Wow, this is huge!
This is Eokakuzo, Yumekacchan.
Yumekacchan!
She became a model and
actually drew a picture.
Wow!
She drew a picture of an elephant.
She put it in there!
On her nose!
Wow!
She drew it, didn't she?
Oh, I see!
Just then,
another elephant appeared behind her.
At that moment, water started to flow behind the elephant.
"Are you pouring water on it?" "Yes, I am."
"It takes a lot of water, doesn't it?" "Yes, it does."
Give me more water. Wow, it's amazing!
Then, she sucked in water with her nose and...
You're making a lot of noise!
Wow, it's amazing!
A splendid splash!
"Does it come to you with a pinpoint?" "Wow, it's amazing!"
What is it?
Is it a performance?
Oh, I don't think so.
Hey, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Don't be so serious!
It's really...
And now, a story.
Wow, look! It came out!
What is it? Seriously!
It came out again!
"It's been a while." "No, it hasn't!"
How many times is it, really?
But, sir, it's true that elephants draw pictures.
"Oh, is it true?" "Yes."
"Would you like to see the picture I drew?" "I'd like to see it."
What on earth did Emeta-chan draw?
What is this?
What is it?
Did you boil this?
It's amazing
I'm stressed out
I don't want to see your face ever again
I got it. I won't come back
Not even animals
This has been Shibuhan's VTR
It's the second snake so you can catch it
I'm getting immune to it little by little
If it were me, I'd wait until it bites me
Please don't say that
If it bites you next time, next time if you have it
Seiuchi is...
That was amazing
I'm glad it didn't bite you
Did it bite you?
You don't know how you feel, do you, Seiuchi?
Yes
It's always been that fang
You don't know how you feel, do you?
It's always been that fang
It looked like you were in a good mood
No, no, no
It's been a while
Has it changed?
Was it always like that?
It's always been that fang
It's not just fangs that have changed
It's amazing
You're a genius
It's cute
It's coming, right?
Be quiet for a second
Where is it coming from?
It's coming, it's coming
Rin-chan
Oh, Rin-chan
Oh, Rin-chan, Rin-chan
It's cute
Rin-chan
You're kidding, right?
Rin-chan...
What?
Huh?
Come on, do your best for Ogeta.
It's okay, it's okay wherever you are.
No, no.
It's okay wherever you are.
Rin-chan, Rin-chan...
Rin-chan...
Rin-chan!
You're not answering me!
I'm angry!
You're not answering me!
You're surprised!
You're not answering me!
What a waste!
That's great, Rin-chan.
It's okay wherever you are, Rin-chan.
That's right.
It's okay wherever you are.
Thank you, Rin-chan.
Bye-bye.
It's like a wall.
It's like a normal wall.
It's like a wall.
Rin-chan is not used to the studio.
She failed today.
With that, let's end with a big "thank you"!
What does "thank you" mean?
You often make mistakes.
Let's do it, Mr. Ogata!
I'm counting on you.
What does "thank you" mean?
Let's end with a big "thank you"!
What does "thank you" mean?
Let's do it, Mr. Ogata!
Let's do it again this year!
Thank you!
I can't move.
Kizuna AI is coming.
She is coming.
Watch out!
She is holding you!
She is dangerous!
Give me your hand!
First, your hand.
Right one.
Everyone is scared.
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
Hold it! Hold it!
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
They can't talk at all.
She is trying to be a woman.
Her bakarism is surprisingly different.
She is a similar talent in me.
A man who is hiding hates women.
With my experience of 365 times...
And she joins in Morphos Kazumi.
What will happen?
Wow!
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