AISubs v3.7
If you look at the Asia Cup, you have to look at the Long Haul Special, too!
First of all, be careful in 2010. You're in bad luck in the Grand Prix!
There's no doubt that you'll be unlucky!
A famous fortune-teller ranked this year's fortune.
Who told you that?!
Falling in love, work, etc.
The women who seek happiness are desperately looking for it.
It's a love fortune!
The first place to laugh and spend this year is...
The worst of the worst that can be the worst of the worst!
Ano Tokkiri Star's Funny Goal Rush!
Last year, for one year, she broke the animal prank once a month!
From big guys...
to cute guys, for twelve years!
You're in a hurry.
Show it to the representative of Japan.
First of all, be careful in 2015.
You're out of luck.
I'm wearing a uniform for you today.
It's nice.
It suits you.
The person on the right is a little free.
Free?
It suits you.
Don't you have to take it off?
We're beige and black.
Beige and black?
The first guest is...
Miwako Kakei.
Nice to meet you.
You're a junior of the office on the left.
Yes, we're in the same office.
You suddenly feel cheap.
Don't look at me!
By the way, Satoki, these five people got fortune- telling this time.
Ohara of Fuwabata Ohara got married last year as fortune-telling said.
Wow!
She got married by fortune-telling!
Solomon's Ring, which is a lucky ring, has a lucky mark "fish" on the wedding ring.
I'm happy!
It's not strange when you get married.
Really?
Speaking of this time, Akina's fortune-telling is good.
That's right.
I'm curious about love.
Last year, Kondo-san won first place.
That's right.
He said I had a great job.
I appeared in "Asadora".
Wow!
That's right.
And I played a heroine in a Disney movie.
A heroine?
A heroine.
Who did you play, Eita-san?
Baymax.
It's Baymax, isn't it?
It's not Baymax!
What?
It's not Baymax!
What are you doing?
What do you want me to do?
Kondo-san also appeared in "Top 3".
So I got married and divorced.
But I didn't completely disappear.
You're still connected.
It wasn't a total misfortune.
So 2014 was a good year.
That's right.
Who do you think is a good year?
Everyone has their own reasons.
The results will be divided into three groups.
We will announce the lucky group first.
We will announce the top two and the last two at the same time.
We will announce the second lucky group first.
The second lucky group is...
Mori-san and Chu-kuro-san!
I'm so happy!
I've been wandering in the dark for the past 3 years.
Wandering?
Wandering. I couldn't see anything.
And now I'm here. I was going to look in the mirror, but it was cracked!
The mirror was cracked!
I didn't drop it. I was going to look in the mirror, but it was cracked!
Bad luck!
You can't see everything in that big of a mirror!
That's why you should look around first!
What kind of relationship did Chu-kuro-san and Chu-kuro-san have?
Mother of Shinjuku!
Yes!
It's a city of good luck and bad luck.
A woman under 3 years old or over 6 years old has a good relationship with Chu-kuro-san.
As a work partner, as a lover, or as a marriage partner, I recommend this age difference.
For example, if you are under 3 years old, you are Murakami Shizuru and Iketani Joyman.
If you are over 6 years old, you are Kenkoba-san.
Anjashu Watabe.
And Yoiko Hamaguchi.
I like you because you're kind.
Take it away!
No, mine too.
Mine too?
No, mine too!
But Iketani is the best.
Iketani is recommended.
You're talking about Taimouki, right?
What is this guy?!
I'm not used to this.
Judging from Shimada area,
people with strong psychic senses have
"gutsugan" and "chokkai" or "inspiration"
and "shinpi juujisen"
so this year, we're challenging psychic talents.
Psychic talents?
But there's a dark side.
You say weird things.
You say "izakaya" and say "there's a weird tree here"
and you say things like "stop it".
Stop it.
You feel it.
I do.
When I went to a hotel,
in my room,
I thought "ah, I don't like it".
I thought "no, I don't like it".
It's fun, right?
You're bringing it up.
Don't bring it up by remembering it.
I want people to say "stop it" a lot.
And when I went to a hotel,
and when I reflected it and heard it,
and when I came back,
I thought "wow, he's not in that room now".
I thought it would be better to do it until the sound changes,
so when I went abroad,
it was really hard.
When we were in the same room,
I asked them to help me and they helped me.
Next, the 3rd place of "lucky group" announced in 2015!
Oasis
That's fast.
Okubo Company!
I was bad last time.
That's right! Verse 2!
My sexual desire was getting worse and worse.
I usually say "good morning" and lick my nose.
But now I'm greeting normally.
I can't see your nose anymore.
I feel like my business is going up.
Are you making profit?
No, I'm making profit by watching my show.
Last year, she became one of the top 3.
What's her relationship like?
Okai's relationship is...
Her ears stick to her head.
Her ears stick to her brain.
She has wisdom and courage.
She is good at everything.
She has a high personality.
She has a big mouth.
She is energetic and full of energy.
She is happy with the love she gives.
She gives happiness to others.
Her luck will get better this year and next year.
She made it!
She made it in life!
I like her mouth.
I like her gorilla mouth.
It's good to have a big mouth.
Hashimoto's opinion.
It's been a fulfilling year.
She has the biggest appeal as a woman.
They see each other a lot.
She gets along well with boys who have 2 siblings.
By the way, Hashimoto's sister is here.
Hashimoto's sister told me that it's better to have one woman in his family.
You're making great progress!
She's speaking Kansai dialect now.
You're making great progress!
Inbes is also saying that she wants to go to Miyakojima with you.
You're making great progress!
She's speaking Kansai dialect now.
She sounds like a junior.
You're making great progress!
Lovely!
Third place?
Fourth place!
Keep it up!
Shimada and Shuhei's evaluations are...
"fake" and "strange" lines have doubled.
This is often seen in excellent cabajos who earn a lot of money from men and show their talent as a night butterfly.
Shinjuku's mother's judgment.
As popularity rises, the year of big luck.
If you choose 1982 or 1991 as your first choice from among the men approaching you, it is first.
Lovely is?
Born in 1989.
That means you've had seven or two in a year.
I'd like to have about the tenth.
Don't say it, it'll come out.
It doesn't matter, but if you want to push it through...
In 2015, "lucky woman" grand prix.
The top five who are still happy.
Harisenbo.
Minowaharu.
Thank you.
Right?
I'm happy.
Mother of Shinjuku.
This year, attention has gathered and pressure has been put on you.
However, with this, your optimism has increased and you are conscious of what others see, so it is a perfect year for you to polish yourself.
Wow, attention has gathered.
Last year, I was told that my passion for work would disappear.
You were told that, weren't you?
I was only thinking about dirty things.
You were told that, weren't you?
You were told that you couldn't concentrate and only thought about dirty things.
How is it in reality?
It is true that I only watch men's shower scenes in VTRs.
You watch shower scenes with special intention.
I also watch Yamagami brothers' shower scenes.
What kind of work is that?
I use Yamagami brothers' shower scenes as a tool.
What kind of work is that?
It is a little dirty.
Shimada area, Kiinunsen has a one-shot reversal line.
It is here.
Is it like a shark?
It is like a shark.
It is thin.
It is expected that you will make a lot of money suddenly.
Do you have anything you want to do without money?
No, I don't have anything in particular.
But I recently started using a synthesizer.
I recently started using a synthesizer.
I dream of being surrounded by a synthesizer.
You want to do many things.
I want to compose songs.
Your partner is playing the guitar well.
I am not a samba master!
(Everyone is singing)
Let the world sing! Let the world sing!
I've never shouted like that!
(Everyone is singing)
Finally, you are in the lucky group and you will be the last one.
That's right.
I want to be in the lucky group.
You are still in the first place.
Yes.
I will announce the sixth place.
In the lucky group, one lucky person is...
Kaba-chan!
You passed.
Are you serious?
Yes, I am serious.
I just realized it.
Ikkou-san said, "Don't pass me first."
I just realized it.
You can't look at his left-behind guts.
That's right.
I want to die.
According to Getter D, you are already in the lucky group.
Get along well with people you know.
There are two of them.
Which one?
Both of them are in their 20s.
They are younger than me.
20s?
You are much younger than me.
I came to Disneyland the other day.
They treat me like a girl.
Even though I have to do many things myself,
they let me do it in Disneyland.
But you haven't had that experience before, right?
According to "Mother of Shinjuku",
both teachers and students get lucky once in 9 years.
It's amazing.
It's a year you can do a big job.
You invent, discover and succeed and you get a new job.
Invent?
You say you can do a big job.
Isn't it you?
Me?
Yes.
You can do construction.
Can I do construction?
What are you doing now?
Now?
Well...
I'm picking up and leaving bags.
Picking up?
It's like ordering beef bowl.
Do you want to put coins in there now?
I'm not greedy.
What do you do every time?
You go to convenience store and say "I have coins".
So, other than the lucky group TOP 1,
these members are...
Next, it's not good to be lucky, but it's not bad either.
It's normal.
You will be announced in the normal group.
They will leave TOP 1, but they don't want to be in the unlucky group.
The normal group will be announced at once.
First, in 7th place...
Manami Hashimoto.
In 8th place...
Asagi Kuniko.
9th place, Akkina.
10th place, Nichekondo.
11th place, Kakei Miwako.
12th place, Misono-san.
13th place, Ikkouta.
And you are the last member of Futsu-group.
If you don't say your name now, you will be either in bad luck or 1st place.
The last member of Futsu-group is...
14th place is...
Ikkouta.
14th place, Ikkouta.
Now, we will announce the results of the 7 members of Futsu-group.
7th place, Hashimoto Madami of Aichi Nishitai No.1 Brand.
Getters Iida's assessment.
You can do the job you wanted to do.
A big job will start in April and you will talk about books.
Books?
Your income will increase rapidly and you will be in trouble if you have too much money.
I haven't been able to live for a long time.
Until now?
I haven't taken a taxi or ride a bicycle by myself.
So I'm very happy.
Do you ride a bicycle to work?
I ride a bicycle to work.
On rainy days, I wear a kappa.
Shimada Shuhei's assessment.
This year is a sunny year and there are fish in front of the Tsunami Line.
Fish?
It's a good sign for work.
And there is erosin.
There is erosin in front of you, right?
But I know it's increasing every year.
It's getting erotic.
I can't stop doing it.
When I was shooting with Ripples and Under, I was so excited that I couldn't sleep.
Because you were so excited?
Yes.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with your desire to increase?
I'm trying to solve it in myself.
In yourself?
That's great!
Let's hear it!
That's great!
In herself!
Get her out of here!
It means you're going to endure it, right?
It means you're going to endure it.
How is it, Okubo-san?
Erosin doesn't stop.
How do you solve it?
I'll endure it. I'll endure it like I'm about to collapse.
Next, normal group 8, Asagi's judgment.
Shinjuku's mother's judgment.
In this year of good luck,
we should do the best we can for everything and trust will increase.
For Asagi, the person who will be a great support is...
born in 1930 or 1939?
Well, well, that's right.
Asagi...
What? What?
What are you talking about?
60!
50?
60 or...
That's old.
Kohasa Shisho is 60 years old.
Sanma is 60 years old.
See? It's a good number.
Born in 1939, 51 years old and 60 years old.
Okada Ijiri is here.
Jimmy Oney.
And Mukumizu.
Mukumizu is younger than you?
Ijiri is good, isn't he?
He's fast.
Why is your face like that?
Shimada Shuhei's assessment.
He has a double life line.
He's very aggressive and active.
And he's been popular for a long time.
Popular for a long time?
So he'll be popular in 2015.
That's possible.
Doesn't he come to you now?
Well, in a way, he treats me like a private property.
He doesn't come to me much.
Do you think about getting married when he appears?
Oh, you're right.
You don't like him anymore?
Asagi-san, you don't like him anymore, do you?
He's back now. He's back to being a maiden.
Next, 2 Club 9th place, Akirina.
She's in a good relationship with her mother.
What assessment does she have?
Shinjuku's mother's assessment.
This year, marriage is increasing.
She wants to be like you, Asagi-san.
So she's lucky.
She's lucky to be like you, Asagi-san.
What kind of assessment is that?
She's in a very good relationship with Hamaguchi-san.
They're both serious, hard-working, and easy to understand.
Shimada-shuhei's assessment.
As expected of a top idol.
Popularity lines are long.
Popularity lines are long, it seems.
By the way, he's about Asagi-kuniko-san's length.
They're similar.
They're similar, aren't they?
What about parent-child association?
Assessment line?
Which one?
Assessment line.
Oh, it's this one.
This one and...
Oh, this one and...
Why do you keep singing?
I don't sing like this on set!
I'm happy! I'm happy!
Popularity lines are long.
Even if you say it like that, you're actually giving up.
Even if you say it's the same as assessment lines, you'll tell your daughter you don't like it.
Assessment lines are the same.
That's right!
Atsushi teased me about popularity lines.
Mom, you said something weird without even realizing it.
Please forgive me!
Mom, you said Atsushi teased you.
You said something weird, didn't you?
You're usually in 10th place.
Nichcha Kondo.
Your assessment is...
Kondo-san.
Yes?
Kongumi.
Kongumi?
Kongumi.
Your assessment is...
Ago no hokuro.
It's getting better towards the end of the year.
The logo is stable.
It's the same as mine.
Your ears are big and thick.
They're thick.
Since you have good ears,
if you pull them down and lower them,
you'll have a higher personality.
Your personality will be stable.
It's the same as mine.
Wow, are you pulling?
Yes.
Can you pull more?
More?
More, more, more.
Can you pull more?
More, more, more.
I can pull more.
More, more, more.
Can you pull more?
Your ears are big and thick.
And...
There's a bad reason.
Shimada has entrusted you with the most careful thing you need to be careful of this year.
Kondo-san, in 2015, please be careful of your anus trouble.
Be careful.
Even though it's aggressive.
Lately, it's been a little irritating.
The trouble is already coming out.
What do you think?
Don't look at me.
Look at me.
Not us, but the doctor.
Next up is group 11.
This assessment is from last year's break at Terrace House.
Mr. Hashimoto's assessment.
It will be a year full of confidence.
That's nice.
This year will be stable because you will be able to stay focused at work.
I asked you to pause.
Pause?
Is your mouth loose?
I can see you opening and closing your mouth.
Yes.
If you are conscious of this, your love fortune will increase.
Suddenly, Ms. Rei.
I have been opening and closing my mouth for a long time.
Wow.
Even people I like have told me that.
What?
I worked at a hot pot restaurant.
I confessed my love for that senior.
I was normally rejected.
But afterwards, I heard rumors that she kept opening and closing her mouth.
That was the reason?
I see.
Then...
You can see it with your eyes.
That's amazing.
Mr. Shimada's assessment.
If you go far, you will have a long journey.
A journey?
If you can't go to the studio,
if you go on a tough overseas location,
you will succeed in your work and life.
I see.
For example, "one and nine".
"One and nine".
"One and nine" members.
"One and nine".
There are people like that.
I think you should do it.
Really?
What kind of reaction is that?
You mean me?
What kind of reaction is that?
Did you see it?
Next, "normal" group "ten".
Mr. Misono's assessment.
Mr. Hashimoto's assessment.
What you have learned will be recognized by people around you.
You will be active in various fields.
You will feel a lot of happiness.
If you try narration, you will find your talent and develop a lot.
Narration?
I can't listen to you.
You can do it.
I think so.
I think you should climb this mountain.
You can do it.
I like the scenery from here the most.
Read the script and say it.
I want to hear your feelings.
Don't think about it.
Don't be shaken by narration.
What is it?
Mr. Getter's assessment.
You will be deceived and betrayed by a man you love.
But you will continue to believe.
Don't be fooled!
I don't believe in myself.
It's not that I believe in myself.
It's easy for you to say.
I want to say it. I can't say it until I die.
You can say it.
But I can't believe it.
I want to say it once.
Next, group 13.
Mother of Shinjuku.
As she heads for the peak,
she slowly descends.
It's good.
But it's true.
From now on, be careful of everything.
She descends, Ikkou.
She descends.
But fate can be changed by yourself.
That's right!
Why were you listening, Ikkou?
You're good at criticizing yourself.
Roman people are good at criticizing themselves.
You're good at it.
Rikako is good at it.
Don't stand up here, Rikako.
Kaba is good, too.
Ririko is good, too.
Ririko is good.
Malta is good, too.
That's enough.
From Hashimoto's perspective,
there are many people who hurt their existence.
It will be a regrettable year.
Wow!
Even if you can't be recognized for your existence,
please try to be calm.
Fortune.
Is there too much money to spend on holidays?
If you lose your sense of donation,
your luck at work will decline.
I see.
Ikkou, what do you spend your holidays on?
I bought a house in Karuizan.
Yes.
I want to live in a house like that.
And like living in a rural area in Korea,
I want to make a stove outside and cook.
Yes.
That's...
When we talk like this, we usually say "I want to go there", but there is no one.
No one.
Please go.
There is only one normal group.
There is a possibility of being in the top group, but it doesn't come out.
The fear of the unlucky group is...
Who hasn't been called yet?
Not yet.
Oh, there is no one who has fainted.
Masuoka hasn't done it yet.
Not yet.
Misuyama too.
Not yet.
Hyakko hasn't done it yet either.
Yes.
But there is a possibility of being in the top group.
Yes.
Kondo too.
Last year, it was the best, so I think it's going down a little.
But there may be two consecutive years.
Then it's okay.
Tomochika-san.
Yes.
You experienced "the worst one" before, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
"The worst one", you hated it, didn't you?
Certainly, I was irritated for a year.
Yes.
Are you always irritated?
Always.
But today, I've been praying like this all the time, hoping for a miracle.
As you wish.
It doesn't make sense.
Seriously.
It doesn't make sense.
The last member of the normal group.
Who is it?
The last one.
It's this person.
Who is it?
Please bow properly.
Who is it?
The last one of the normal group.
Who is it?
The last one.
It's this person.
Don't leave the possibility of being in the top group.
If you don't come out of here, you'll be afraid of the "unlucky group".
Masayaka Iseya-san.
I'm glad you came out.
So, out of these seven people, six of them will be in the "unlucky group".
"Unlucky group" last. What is the judgment of Isoyama of the government who slipped into the 14th place?
Shinjuku's mother's judgment. This year is the bottom of luck.
Since luck is pure luck, it can't be helped for the worst luck to come around.
By enduring this, you can add the next transcendence power.
It has risen steadily for six years from 2016.
So, now is the bottom of luck.
Last year, I was also watching it. At that time, I had a feeling that I would get a new job in October.
So, I became an anekyan exclusive model.
That's amazing.
Don't lie!
I'm not lying!
Anekyan!?
But, I'm an anekyan exclusive model.
I'm an anekyan exclusive "puni" model.
So, I often do "kocchari" and "tukia" battles.
Then, can you say it properly?
It's like you were only an anekyan model.
It's exactly the same.
What kind of expression is that!?
No, I'm not talking to me.
You're a "puni" model, right?
Yes.
I also want to be a "puni" model, but...
What kind of expression is that!?
It's not like that.
It's definitely not like that.
What!?
Hashimoto's judgment.
The luck will go down until May of this year.
But, only the amount of luck that went down will go up after June of this year.
It's better to choose an actress' job than an actor's job.
Since June of this year, there will be more job opportunities.
How about an actress' know-how?
I have one, but I'm reluctant to do it.
Why?
Because I'm really bad at it.
Acting?
Yes.
You're not bad at acting. You were doing it with an idiot.
I'm serious.
You were doing it with an idiot.
I'm serious.
You were doing comedy too, weren't you?
Yes, I did.
Oh, you were doing it with an idiot.
Yes, I was doing it with an idiot.
You were doing it with an idiot?
Yes.
An idiot?
An idiot.
You're not an idiot.
I'm the idiot.
You're the idiot.
I'm the idiot.
Also, Hashimoto-san told me about it.
Yes.
You smell rotten from the refrigerator.
Oh, no.
Since you're unlucky, let's remove it as soon as possible.
Oh, no.
What do you think of it?
There are a lot of foods that make you smell rotten.
Vegetables and things you gave me.
If you leave it as it is, it will smell rotten and liquid will come out.
Oh, no.
But you can see it, can't you?
I can tell it's cold food.
I can smell it.
It's amazing, isn't it?
I can see it in the refrigerator.
You too, Kurosawa-san?
Yes, it's true.
I gave it to you.
I can see green onions.
How much do you like it?
I eat a lot of it.
Wow!
I can see green onions and green onions.
We also buy it.
We chop it up and put it in the freezer.
We put it in the freezer.
I've never cut it up.
I've never put it on the TV screen.
I've never said it.
Hey, Last Onmyoji!
This is the power of Last Onmyoji!
Can you stand up?
If you call my name, I'd like you to sit down.
Oh, Mitsura-san is also called.
What did I do?
I'll make you pay for it.
There is a possibility of first place.
Yes, there is.
Toyo-san was good last time, too.
No, no, no.
It's weird that it's the end of 2014.
I'm in a bad mood.
I'm in a really bad mood.
Something must have happened.
You are a person who has nothing.
You are a person who has something.
Also, Masuaka-san.
I was in a bad mood last year, too.
You were in a bad mood last year?
I was 16th place last year.
Barbie-san.
I go to the grave a lot.
For now, you should only eat the seaweed on your head.
It's not seaweed.
It's seaweed.
It's Jigeran-tsu.
Jigeran-tsu?
It's Jigitan.
Jigitan?
No, it's not.
Kondo-san hasn't called you yet, either.
But you have two consecutive wins.
That's right.
I think you can become a god.
That's right.
No, I can't.
Two consecutive wins is impossible.
It's impossible?
You have two consecutive wins.
It's impossible?
No, it's not that big of a deal.
I know which one it is.
You said it.
You were in a bad mood last time, too.
At first, I didn't accept it at all.
But you should try it as much as you can.
That's right.
You should try it as many times as you can.
You should learn from her.
Tomochika has the opposite version.
The second worst one is...
Actually, Dr. Coppa gave me a strap.
I was wearing it on my cell phone.
I took it off in three days.
That's fast.
I have a bad feeling about it.
Yakko-san, too.
I think it's bad.
But I'm sure you're lucky in love.
But I've always been sick.
I'm really sick.
What's wrong with you?
What?
What's...
Can't you hear me?
Sometimes, I can't understand what you're saying.
It has nothing to do with hearing.
I can't recognize you.
Tomochika-san and Roger-kun say "what?"
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's amazing.
Now, I'd like to announce it.
You're a bad group.
Could it be...
Up until now, we have been presenting this program with the sponsors you see here.
Now, I would like to announce it!
We are a group with bad luck!
Is there a possibility of being in the top 1?
Do you want to get out of any more wars and conflicts?
Yes!
Kondo Haruna!
You fell!
As expected, you can't be in the 15th place!
It's impossible!
Even if you win, it's impossible!
Since last year's top 1, Harisen Kondo has fallen into a bad group.
What is her opinion?
Mother of Shinjuku.
A new human relationship and work will begin, but it will take time for it to take shape.
Efforts will be hidden and you won't be able to think of them, but be patient and be careful of seduction from middle-aged men.
I wonder if they're married.
Oh, I see.
Seduction is troublesome.
Seduction is...
I don't like seduction. They say it's a culture, but...
It's old.
They say it's a culture, but...
Mr. Hashimoto's judgment.
Be careful of good luck.
You have a big burden on your left knee and your pelvis is out of alignment.
Try to exercise for 20 minutes every day and go on a diet.
It doesn't matter.
Even in hearts, you turn your waist around.
Yes, yes, yes.
You only turn one side.
Oh, my.
You have to turn both sides or you can't turn around.
Oh, I see.
You can't get better.
It's impossible to do all of them at once.
Impossible? Impossible? Impossible?
You can't do it with one strength.
Impossible? Impossible? Impossible?
Impossible? Impossible?
No punching pump or something?
Impossible? Impossible? Impossible?
You can't do it because you haven't done it before.
They're different? Impossible? Impossible?
Smile over there!
Smile!
You're being careless!
Is it impossible for you to laugh when it's late?
Impossible? Impossible? Impossible?
Impossible?
Limit!
It's full.
Why are you laughing?
2015, you were unlucky.
Just worst 5.
16th place is this person.
There is also a possibility of top 1.
I want to get out of the worst quarrel as soon as possible.
Yasuko Mitsura.
I'm glad you came.
Excellent!
You're modest.
Excellent!
You're modest.
Is this modesty?
It's different from modesty.
Mr. Hashima's opinion.
You're at an age where you can't stand worrying about something.
You stick to something and use up unnecessary energy.
This year, don't think about unnecessary things and focus on work.
I want to focus on work.
Ah, work.
In the end, you work hard every year, don't you?
What about love?
Ah, Shimada Shuhei's opinion.
Be careful of skin troubles.
It can get dry, wrinkles can appear, and you can suddenly look old.
It can't be helped. You're old.
It's not like you don't take care of yourself.
I don't, but when I lie down and sleep, my face looks like this when I wake up.
It's funny.
But you're really old.
I'm old, aren't I?
You're old!
I'm trying to get over it, but I can't say it.
Your eyes are a little...
Did you just send a signal?
I think I'm a little old, so I'll say it again.
I'll say it clearly.
I'm not old, but when I lie down and sleep, my face looks like this.
I'm not old, but when I lie down and sleep, my face looks like this when I wake up.
But you're really old.
I'm old, aren't I?
You're old!
I thought you'd come back in spring.
I also heard about your marriage.
Yes, please.
Luckily, you got married the year after Okubo-san got married.
What?
So it depends on Okubo-san?
That's right. If Okubo-san doesn't get married, Mitsuura-san won't get married.
I'm jealous!
So I'm holding you next, right?
That's right.
I'll hold you for the rest of your life.
According to Shimada, Okubo-san has an affair.
Since your marriage line is higher than mine, there is a possibility that you'll get married when you're about 50 years old.
No! No!
I'm already 50 years old!
50 years old is not that old!
Wait a minute! 50 years old is not that old!
I'm already 50 years old!
According to fortune-telling.
But even if you hurry, as long as Okubo-san doesn't get married...
I'll get Okubo-san married first!
That's right.
Somehow...
But Okubo-san, you have an affair line.
I still want to play!
In 2015, you were unlucky.
There are only 5 people left.
17th place announcement!
I want to be in the top 1!
I definitely want to avoid worst 3!
I want to avoid worst 3!
I definitely want to avoid worst 3!
This is bad, 17th place.
Mr. Hashimoto's assessment.
This year you won't be able to work, so of course you won't be blessed with money.
You tend to be lazy, so you should get up early, beat yourself up and be motivated.
Do you know? Does it ring a bell?
There's a lot of "kissing work"
Is there such a thing?
What is "kissing work"?
The other day I went on location for a different show and I kissed Big Daddy.
I had a deep kiss with Big Daddy.
Shimano's assessment.
As usual, you have a short brain line.
You're laughing a lot.
As usual, you have a short brain line.
You have eroticism.
You're like a girl you know.
You also have electromagnetism.
Electromagnetism.
Mr. Hashimoto's last assessment.
You look like you're cleaning your nose.
Please wrap it up in a tissue or something and throw it away.
If you keep your cleanliness, you'll be motivated and you'll be able to face up to everything.
Where are you throwing your nose?
There's a distance to my feet, so I'll throw it under my pajamas.
Thank you.
I'm doing it because I'm confident that no one is watching me.
Do you do it because you wash it?
Yes, and in my pocket.
In your pajamas pocket?
No, I don't even touch myself in my pajamas pocket.
However, if you wrap it in a tissue and throw it away, will your luck go up?
You can't do such a natural thing because you have a short brain line.
You can't do such a thing because you have a short brain line.
In 2015, "You are unlucky woman" Grand Prix, these four were top three and top one candidates.
"First three", "Eighteenth", this person.
"Tsubaki, four hundred".
Here you are.
The last one is "worst two" or "top one".
I thought it was better.
I thought it was normal.
Last year, I was first.
So I did my own research.
You did your own research?
I didn't do any research.
You were at the top, though.
Asada Mao-chan told me "Asada, you're in first place".
In Shinagawa.
She came all the way here and said "you're in first place".
I said "I'm not in first place".
I didn't see it.
When I saw it, it was Asada Mao-chan.
Wow!
At that time, I thought "oh, it's a peak".
It's not a story where you're that lucky.
Since last year, she's been close with her juniors and should be happy.
What is "worst three" assessment?
Getters, Iider-san's assessment.
The characters up to now don't work at all.
It's going to be a mess.
There is a possibility that your income will suddenly decrease.
Be careful of juniors and subordinates.
Wow!
Isn't your boyfriend a junior?
He's a junior, right?
Yes, he's a junior.
The other day, the two of us went out and recorded on TV.
Masayo-san couldn't speak at all.
Oh, call me "Masayo-san".
He couldn't speak at all.
It was embarrassing.
If my girlfriend saw me like this, she'd be like "huh?"
Even in other programs, if I was teased about my position...
But you get teased about it, don't you? Like, "What do you like about me?"
That's right...
But what do you like about me?
No, wha... wha...
This, this, this!
This!
Eh, this!
Last one, Hashimoto-san!
Day by day, as you go down the stairs, your luck is declining.
As you can't say what you think, you can't concentrate because of stress from work, and your daily life is declining.
If you can't say what you think, let your acquaintance say it for you.
I have something I want to say to my boyfriend, but I haven't been able to say it yet.
For example, if you keep watching YouTube all the time, you might think, "That computer is mine, too."
I'm glad you're giving it back to your acquaintance.
I also turn on the lights and turn on the TV.
So I think it's secondary to turn on the TV and watch YouTube.
You don't say it?
No, I don't say it much.
Why not say it?
If you can't say it yourself, you'll be confused.
If you thought like that, you should have told me.
But I don't say it much.
I want you to go to the hospital, too.
He doesn't go to the hospital at all.
He doesn't like going to the hospital.
He says he knows how to do it because he has an acquaintance who is a dentist.
He's stupid because he's a minus driver.
He says he knows how to do it.
You can't do it, can you?
You're a bad luck club.
There are only the worst two and the top one left.
It's complicated.
If you can't say your name, you may be in first place.
One third of you may be in first place.
In 19th place...
Matsuoka Tsubasa.
I did it, but I didn't cry.
That's terrible.
So, the top one and worst one of heaven or hell will be decided by Tomochika vs. Poe.
On the other hand, what is the result of Masuoka's assessment that the worst two have been decided?
Shinjuku's mother's assessment.
The change is intense and it's a dizzying city.
You may be worried about trouble with your family and relatives.
Get through this year firmly.
Getters Iida's assessment.
If you get greedy, you may be deceived.
The staff around you may get angry.
You may get caught by a strange man and get hurt.
Isn't it all bad?
It's all bad.
Hashimoto's assessment.
It's a city where friends around you are leaving.
Don't just talk about yourself, but listen to the other person in more detail.
That's amazing.
When I did fortune-telling last year, I was told that I had a lot of anxiety and questions and that I had a lot of trouble with other people.
It was pretty amazing.
With other people.
But it seems to continue.
Because people say they're leaving.
By the way, I have to say something good, too.
Tesou's erotic line is quite strong.
That's a good thing.
I always had an erotic line.
An erotic line came out.
I was invited as a guest of Ametalk's Shimoneter's favorite entertainer.
Tomochika-san told me that a woman who is short is erotic.
Until now, I've been thinking, "No, it's not like that."
But if you think about it carefully, I like it.
Tomochika-san saw through it.
My mother also has the face of a loved love doll.
You're not lying about anything.
Because of that love doll face...
That's why I'm erotic and popular.
I'm happy about it.
What about your erotic line?
Recently, I've been respecting Tomochika-san a lot.
No, it's not like that.
Suddenly, I'm going crazy.
I've been messing around all this time.
I'm tired of you.
I'm begging you.
This is no time for joking around.
The top 1 and worst 1 battles in 2015 were decided by Tomochika and Nagiko.
Before that, let me announce the luck of the male members.
I'm so embarrassed!
But you haven't been shot yet!
Ariyoshi.
Yes!
Officials around the island.
Until last year, there were a lot of side lines and it was dirty.
There were negative and negative thoughts and suspicions of people, but this year it's become beautiful.
Oh, is that so?
Poison has been removed and it's just a young man.
It's personality.
Personality!
The talent line for popular people has entered very beautifully.
Oh, I'm happy!
I'd be happy if he said that.
Ryo Tamura.
Mother of Shinjuku.
It's lucky to be a teacher, but especially in terms of work, it's lucky to know that you have unexpected talents that will surprise you.
It's a year of happy events and long-term dreams coming true.
Long-term dreams coming true?
There hasn't been a commercial for a long time, so I wanted a commercial.
Pork kimchi?
You did it before!
Again?
I want to do it.
You want to do it, you want to do it.
You two want to do it, right?
No, we don't want to do it.
Why?
Fujimoto-san.
From Hashimoto-san's point of view, this year will be a big turning point.
When you look at the personnel list, those who don't have a beard will be able to talk calmly and slowly, and jobs like dental business will also appear.
It's here, it's here, it's really good!
Even a beard is good!
It's good.
You took off your mirror sunglasses.
No, it's not.
Suzuki Masahichi-san, it's not.
Hey!
No, it's not.
It's boiling!
No, it's not!
It's heavy!
How much is it?
It's a famous song.
And this.
Atsu-san, you're wearing it.
Yes.
Atsu-san, based on Shimada Shuhei's assessment, out of the 20 members, Isono-san and Isoya Masayaka have good compatibility in terms of love affairs.
I knew it.
What are you looking up for?
You're married.
I knew it.
Also, you have a short brain.
Why?
He said it.
You're lying!
Isono-san's shortness is...
Gutsi-shimatsu or Gushi-ken-san.
No, you haven't been shot yet!
You'll get shot if you get shot.
You're getting cocky.
I'm not cocky!
You're cocky!
I'm not cocky!
Also, in 2015, don't think about yourself.
Maybe it's for someone's sake.
Maybe it's for children's sake.
Solomon's ring is also included.
Solomon's ring?
Lucky ring.
Whose child is it? What are you talking about?
No, it's my wife's child.
If you make miso notto, you'll be in big trouble.
You're not a manzara, are you?
What did you say? Miso notto?
Yes.
If I get married and have miso notto and children, I'll be crazy.
Are you married?
I'm not that stupid.
In 2015, there were a lot of bad luck.
At last, the top one or the worst one was decided.
Tomochika and Tono-san.
Both of you are the most unlucky.
Tomochika is the second worst one.
Yes, that's possible.
Tono-san is also possible.
There is a good possibility and a bad possibility.
Here we go.
Be careful.
In 2015, you were the unlucky woman.
Who is the unluckiest woman this year?
Tomochika?
Or Tono-san?
The worst one is...
Tono Nagiko!
So, the top one is Tomochika!
She's experienced the worst "wow" so she's happy that she won first place.
Tomochika, you're amazing!
And she won first place in "dantotsu".
Thank you very much!
In 2015, what kind of relationship will Tomochika have with "the luckiest woman"?
Getters, Iida-san's assessment is that she'll be busy.
It seems like she'll have a lot of luck in December.
And if she gives birth, she'll have a baby this year.
Isn't that good?
If she doesn't get married...
If she doesn't get married, right?
Shimada's assessment.
Between the brain line and emotion line, there are two mysterious cross lines.
One of them is "the direction of ideas", "a lump of inspiration", and "genius".
The other one is "the city of men and women" where you need to gather, separate, and separate what you've done so far.
Why don't you make a work out of what you've done so far?
And if you can get through this year without separating from the person you're dating now, there's a chance you'll go all the way.
Hashimoto-san's assessment.
I got a list.
You can see that there are a lot of boxes.
Can you throw them away?
If you throw them away, it'll be a change of feelings, so if you organize them, you'll have more luck.
That's right. I'm throwing away the boxes that I received at the entrance.
That's amazing!
I was worried about that.
If you organize them, you'll have more luck.
Yes, I'll do it.
It feels good when you say you're number one.
You're the luckiest among us.
That's right.
That's why I'm using my daily gag "keep on shining".
It'll help me get through this year.
What is "gag"?
It's "the direction of ideas".
You're right about what you thought was right.
"keep on shining" came from "the direction of ideas", didn't it?
That's right.
So you're not thinking of adding more "gag"?
Last year, I received a nice line.
I'd like to say it again this year.
Don't eat Hirakazaru-mono again!
Who gave you that line?
I got it from a movie about Yoshiwara Yūkaku, which was my dream.
I played the role of a goddess.
And I gave a sermon to Yūjōs.
That line...
You can only say it to Yūjōs!
You can't say it anywhere else!
I remembered it when I saw Meiko-chan when I was four years old.
Don't eat Hirakazaru-mono again!
That's a nice line.
Now, what is Nagiko, who is currently the most unlucky actress?
What kind of judgment does she have?
Shinjuku's mother's judgment.
Whether it's good or bad, it's a year of attention.
Again?
An old problem may occur again.
Bad luck is an effort to keep it at a minimum.
It's an old problem.
What is it?
Oh, it's in her heart.
It's in her heart.
Oh, no.
Don't eat Hirakazaru-mono again!
Don't eat Hirakazaru-mono!
You can't say it anywhere else!
You can't say it anywhere else, right?
You just have to be careful about it.
Be careful about it.
I have a habit of jumping in and out of bad places.
You know it.
You know it's bad, but you jump in and out of bad places, right?
I can't stop myself.
When you start moving.
Shimada Chiuhei's judgment.
The wedding line that we had last year has disappeared.
The wedding line disappears, doesn't it?
The wedding line is also called the gut line.
Those who have a line up have guts, and those who have a line down have no guts.
Since that line itself has disappeared, it may not even have the concept of guts.
It doesn't, does it?
You know it, don't you?
It's a fortune-telling, so it can't be helped.
You're in a good mood.
Hashimoto-san's judgment.
There is no doubt that everything will go wrong this year.
As much as possible, don't blame yourself.
When you're in pain, don't forget to smile.
Smile-chan.
Chibo-chan.
Can you say it to the next person?
Right?
No matter what happens, please keep on shining with a bright smile.
However, Tono-san.
If you keep on doing bad things like this, you won't be able to welcome 2015.
So, this is Tono-san's lucky item!
This is Tono-san's lucky item to overcome 2015!
Paint and hand-washed clothes.
I know.
It's a lucky item, so it can't be helped.
Hand-washed clothes make you cry.
When you're sad.
It doesn't make you cry at all.
You can also paint your bones white.
Let me roll it up.
You have a beautiful shape.
Now you are perfectly lucky!
You don't look like you are in a bad mood.
You look happy.
Smile!
Last year, he got married and divorced.
This year, he is lucky again.
Good luck for you!