AISubs v3.7
The second part of the London Hearts plan is a big surprise from 12 years ago.
It is...
Before getting married, Degama went fishing in Russia for the third time.
What is the biggest plan in history to cross the sea?
In order to announce a certain situation, a mysterious man went to surprise the members.
Degama went fishing in Russia for the third time.
At that time, a big fisherman came.
What did he catch first?
What is this?
What is this fishing rod?
Isn't it old?
After that, Eltsin suddenly appeared in front of the members and told them that there was an important announcement.
And of course, there is this man at the end.
You're dirty!
I'm dirty? Who is it?
It's an important announcement.
Me?
Eltsin.
Who?
Eltsin.
Eltsin?
I don't care about Eltsin.
So, everyone gathered.
Eltsin once again made an important announcement about Degama from Mr. Tamura.
I did it on a show before, but there was a same-sex partner who Degama eloped with.
Degama was eloped by his girlfriend, who had been same- sex for four years and was pretty devoted.
However, there is a lot of information about her.
That ex-girlfriend of yours is getting married soon.
Congratulations!
If it's just that, there shouldn't be any problem, right?
However, Mr. Degauer heard about it and is trying to stop you from getting married.
Really?
Yes, it's a drama.
It's amazing.
I can't believe it.
Why not?
Look at all the bad things that Mr. Degauer has done in our show.
Well...
Of course!
I don't want to stop someone's serious marriage just because she has a bad habit of being a woman.
Well...
So this time, I decided to confirm Mr. Degauer's true intention of stopping his ex-girlfriend's happy marriage.
However...
Mr. Degauer is very suspicious of us and is very wary of us.
He is very strong.
He is really strong.
Recently, he has been asking us if we are filming his show or not.
It's true.
Even if it's a private show, he is really scared of us.
Mr. Aerts has a great secret against Mr. Degauer, who has such a long fear.
Mr. Degauer...
He was shocked when he broke up with his ex-girlfriend and couldn't date any other woman.
His ex-girlfriend was too strong for him.
However!
There is a woman who he has dated for a short period of time and he has forgiven her.
No way!
I've never heard of it.
Therefore!
This time...
Even if it's only for a short period of time...
I would like to appoint the woman who he has dated as the person who set him up.
What are you talking about?
We already talked about it!
I hate this show!
I really hate it!
There aren't many people who date and appear in a show, right?
What kind of persuasion is that?!
The first celebrity ex-girlfriend of an entertainer!
Let's meet the ex-girlfriend who accepted such a reckless proposal!
Hello!
What was she waiting for?!
You're so pretty!
Let's meet the ex-girlfriend of an entertainer who accepted such a reckless proposal!
Hello!
What was she waiting for?!
You're so pretty!
Why are you so pretty?!
The ex-girlfriend of an entertainer is this Russian beauty, Victoria!
Due to certain circumstances, they are separated now, but they are still very close!
What is your relationship with Tetsuro Degawa and Victoria now?
We're good friends.
You've become good friends now.
Is it a chance for you to date each other?
Well...
When we were filming...
- We met. - Filming? - Yeah. - What were you filming? - Men's Cain's show... - Men's Cain! - We met at Men's Cain!
Yes, they appeared on TV Asahi Men's Cain's marriage proposal as participants.
- I really can't get along with you. - You have a good atmosphere, your phone number. - Your cell phone number? - You're seriously writing your phone number.
They've been in love since their marriage. And then...
- He asked me for my phone number. - He told you? - Yeah.
- That's when you got along with him. - I wanted to meet him again. - You wanted to meet him? - Yeah.
- No, no, no! - What do you want me to do? - But... - But men don't have faces. - Cool. - Cool!
It's true that men don't have faces. Then, what did you like about him?
- He takes good care of me. - He takes good care of you? - Yeah, yeah.
- That's why he's kinder than you think. - He's kinder than you think?
- What kind of date did you have? - We have the same hobby. - The same hobby? - Yeah. - What's your hobby? - I like golf. - Golf? - I like it.
- You went golfing with Ms. Jettegaa? - Yeah, we liked it a lot. - Everyone, you're such a great couple. Is there anything else you'd like to ask?
- No matter what you ask me, I can't advertise it. - How many times did you kiss? - Is it okay for me to ask you that? Is it okay for me to ask you that?
- It's okay for you, isn't it? - Are you okay with it? - I like you, so I won't kiss you. - Is it okay for you to kiss me like that?
- How many times did you kiss me? - How many times? I can't count it.
- You can't count it? - It's a real thing. - It's a real thing.
- It's like a greeting. - It's like a greeting. - That's right.
- How did you like it? - The best. - The best taste.
- It's amazing. - Is it okay for us to be like this?
- But it's fun. - It's not good in Japan. - Ask me more and more things you want to know.
- What's your name? - My name is Victoria.
- And my name is Tetschan. - Tetschan!
- Victoria and Tetschan.
- We don't know each other well. - How do you like it?
- But I think it's okay. - You're honest. - It's cheap.
- I'm doing something amazing now, aren't I? - Yes.
- I'm talking like this with a person who dated a celebrity. - Yes.
- It's amazing, isn't it? - It's more of a prank than a prank.
- It's a big prank at this point. - Yes.
- It's a prank even though it's before a prank.
- And now, an important strategy announcement!
- Victoria, who is a Russian, will meet up with Degawa.
- There, Degawa, who is dating a former same-age partner and planning to get married, will test whether Degawa has a heart of stone.
- But there is a problem!
- Actually, Victoria has to go back to Russia for a while.
- And suddenly, Atsushi gets up.
- What is it? - Here you are.
- A hat. - A hat.
- And this is... - A hat?
- A Swiss hat.
- Put it on. - Yes.
- So...
- This experiment...
- will be conducted in Russia!
- What? - You're kidding me, right?
- What?
- You're kidding me, right? - Why Russia?
- Is that all you can say? - Yes, it is.
- What is it?
- So, one week later,
- in order to conduct the first experiment of the century,
- they fly to Russia.
- Tetsuro Reigawa, 39 years old.
- Is his love for his ex-same-sex partner real?
- What will happen to the other ex-boyfriend,
- in secret meeting with Victoria?
- The total cost is 90 million yen!
- The biggest project in the entertainment industry,
- created by Japan and Russia,
- is about to begin!
- Tetsuro Reigawa.
- From Russia with love.
Now, we're in Russia!
No, no, no.
It's so cold!
Big brother doesn't like cold weather.
It's really cold.
What are you doing?
Even though big brother put up with it,
the grand project of the Russian family is revealed!
This time, the main character, Tetsuro Degawa,
is already in Russia.
What, now?!
Is he in Russia?!
Yes, he is.
Why is Degawa in Russia?
That is...
"Connect the world with kamashii dance" special!
Actually, this is a fake travel show planned by Atsushi.
Degawa is in Russia in this fake location.
Furthermore, in order to reassure Degawa, who is cautious,
Atsushi...
used a real production company...
and entered Russia through Paris.
Degawa is now in a grand location...
Wait, wait, wait.
How much does it cost?
With this fake location, it costs 10 million yen.
What are you thinking?!
If you're panicking, does that mean you went to Paris?!
That's right!
With that said, we've arrived in Paris!
Degawa, who entered Paris two days ago,
and his co-star Maria Yamada...
were doing a cheerful location.
Tetsu-chan?!
Are you calling Maria Yamada, too?!
From Maria Yamada's perspective,
we know that you don't broadcast,
so you're not very excited.
Why did you say that?!
With that show's plan,
Degawa will participate in...
a Cossack dance competition in Russia.
That's the plan of the show?
He's here to learn Cossack dance.
Actually, in Japan,
he's already practicing Cossack dance.
Seriously?!
Give Degawa some of his time back!
We don't have a reunion, and we don't have an award ceremony, either.
But Mr. Degawa is essential!
I'm doing this!
Degawa and Victoria, who have no reason to doubt Atsushi's perfect plan,
have already contacted each other and told them that they are in Russia.
The couple is watching the secret meeting and testing whether Degawa will help Victoria!
If he does, he won't have the right to stop his former partner's marriage!
I'm going to have a wonderful Russian dinner today!
But it's a night of experiments.
Since they've come all the way to Moscow, Atsushi took them all to a Russian restaurant!
It's like we're on a different show!
It's like we're on "Rohannin's" show!
Their first dish is borscht, the most popular national soup in Russia.
Their bodies and hearts are warm.
What about their taste buds?
It's so good!
It's red!
It's good!
And this is also a Russian specialty, piroshki!
Let's order something else, too!
And when they look at the menu...
What's that?
What's this?
What is it?
Actually, two hours ago, Degawa's fake show was also filmed at this restaurant!
After enjoying Russian food, they continue their tour of Moscow city
- Look at this, on your left - Oh, on my left
- This is Kremlin - Kremlin? I've heard of it
- It's a white house in America - And?
- On your left, you can see Degawa's location
- There it is! - There it is!
- No! - Maria was wearing a red hat
- We couldn't see Degawa very well - We couldn't see him very well
- So, can we U-turn and go closer? - What?
- It's dangerous! - It's dangerous!
- It's close, so please be careful - Are you serious?
- Please be careful - Are you serious with the camera?
- We'll U-turn and go closer - Is it close?
- It's really close, so please be careful
- They're coming - Oh, no!
- Please go further in! - I have a nervous face
- This project will be a flop - I have a nervous face
- They're coming! - We can see them!
- They're coming? - They're coming soon
- It's okay! Look! - There's Degawa!
- It's true! - Come on!
- Please scream! - They're screaming!
- You were screaming, weren't you? - You were screaming, weren't you?
- You did your best, weren't you? - You were screaming, weren't you?
How was it, Degawa?
It really looked like you.
After that, Degawa filmed all day without knowing it was a fake show.
And now, it's time for the real experiment.
Will Degawa's feelings for his ex-same-sex partner Wai stop their marriage?
Or will Degawa's feelings for his ex-same-sex partner Victoria,
variety development's ultimate love experiment,
come to an end?
Oh, there really is Victoria in Russia.
That's what surprises me the most.
I mean, first of all, it's amazing that an ex-artist's ex-girlfriend is involved in a prank.
That's right!
You know, you go on a date with someone you know, right?
Is there such a thing?
Well, it's my first time, so I'll have to give it a try.
Finally, they meet up.
As soon as Victoria gets close, she hangs up.
And it's in Russia.
She hangs up!
Who could it be?
- Hello? - Hi, hi!
- Victoria? - Yeah, it's me.
- Oh, I see. - Yeah.
- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
Okay, so do you know where the Russian hotel is?
Yeah, I know it. It's kind of far from my house.
Yeah, it's pretty close.
Yeah, it's right in front of you at the entrance of the Russian hotel.
How long will it take you to get there?
It'll take me about ten minutes.
- That fast? - About ten minutes.
- I'll go back to my room. - You'll go back?
Okay, so eight o'clock...eight o'clock and ten minutes.
- I'll go pick you up, okay? - Okay, that's fast.
- Bye. - Bye.
She was completely suspicious of him!
Wait! He's coming after her!
That's right! When she was about to make the call, Mr. Degawa, who had just finished filming, was calling her!
I'm totally ready to meet her!
And finally, at 8.10pm, Degawa set out!
As promised, the man and Victoria head to the hotel lobby.
We'll meet up in the lobby and I think we'll go out together.
Wow! I want to see that!
It's amazing! It's really amazing!
Can we really see it?
I'm sure Friday will be jealous of you too.
Why are you telling me that kind of joke?!
That's how weird it is!
And at that moment!
It's Victoria!
She's here!
Next week's special is...
Betrayed!
A fortune-teller predicts this year's fortune and ranks it!
That's not good!
And last year's fortune...
A cave and a giraffe that the fans set up!
Oh, it's Victoria!
Today's date course is to Victoria's house!
Since they've come to their hometown Russia, they're going to cook for themselves!
Will they be able to do it?
Are you going to ride it?
Oh, she's riding it.
Oh, she's riding it!
Now, Megawa-san has boarded a taxi to go to Victoria's house!
Megawa-san has boarded a taxi to go to Victoria's house!
On the other hand, in case of an emergency, they took a different route to go to Victoria's house.
That's Boche Cetre.
Yes, that's it.
That's where they play ballet.
Have you heard of it?
Yes, I have.
In a taxi for 20 minutes, they arrive at Victoria's mansion!
And 5 minutes later, they also arrive!
Here it is!
Look at this! Ah, my hands are cold!
They're here!
They're opening something!
They're opening a wine bottle!
This is the actual home of Victoria.
The actual home?
Is it a real house?
It's a real house.
And where we are right now is...
Here?
On the second floor of Victoria's home,
Solokin Urajimin's house.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
So you're involving a lot of people?
That's right.
After visiting a Russian family, Degas is relaxing on his own sofa.
And then...
We're already in Victoria's actual home's sofa.
It's sleep mode!
It's the first time you've come to a Russian home, right?
Of course.
She's very active, isn't she?
She's very active.
But she's sleeping.
I think she's trying to show that she's sleeping.
She's relaxing.
She's very active with her Cossack dance in the afternoon.
This time, Degas and Tetsuo will...
If you show your intention, it's game over.
That's right.
We'll let you do it.
If you show your intention...
Victoria, I can't eat anymore.
What?
I can't eat anymore.
I can finally hear you.
Really?
I want to eat Russian food.
You want to eat it?
It's amazing!
It really is a Russian home.
That's right.
Degas is not nervous at all, even in his first Russian home.
He's very relaxed.
It's fun.
Degas, you're showing off too much.
Are you okay?
Tetsuo, ask her if she's sleepy.
I'm not sleepy at all.
I'm sleepy, Victoria.
You can't.
Give me a massage.
I don't want to do it!
She's enjoying Russian food!
Viewers, I'll say it over and over again, but this is Russia!
On the table is Russian food prepared by Victoria.
She's seriously looking at Victoria's cooking.
I don't know.
She wants to try it.
She's trying it.
She's eating it.
Ask her if it's good.
How is it?
I want to eat it.
Is it good?
It's good.
You put butter on bread and eat it.
It's good as it is.
It's good for a married couple's life.
- I'm sitting next to you. - You haven't eaten yet?
- No, I haven't. - You haven't?
Then eat up.
They were dating!
This is good.
It's so real.
- The atmosphere. - It's so real.
- But it's not my style. - It's real.
It's so real.
It's really real.
- They were dating. - They were dating.
The conversation.
- It suits you. - It suits you.
- Am I embarrassing you?
It's embarrassing for me to watch.
- They should date again. - It happens.
- I want her to stay in Russia.
I want her to stay in Russia.
You want her to change her Russian entertainment world, right?
I brought my reaction to Russia.
It suits you.
On top of that, they looked at each other like...
Like what?
I'm sorry.
Wow, you're gentleman.
However, their gentleman relationship ended here.
- Borscht. - Borscht.
- Wow, wow, wow. - Don't sleep.
- It's a knee pad. - What?
It's a little...
It's a little dangerous, but...
Knowing that it's dangerous,
I came up with a plan.
I want to send Victoria's parents here.
- Here? - Here?
They weren't supposed to come back today, but...
- However, at that moment... - Is it okay?
- Is it okay?
- It's safe. - Why?
Because it's a greeting.
- In Russia, it's a greeting. Right, Aniki? - That's right.
- Right? - That's a lie!
- I don't know why everyone wants to go out so much.
I'm definitely looking forward to what's ahead of us.
Now, I'd like to send it to my parents.
What will Degawa's reaction be to the sudden appearance of his parents?
- Your parents are Russian, of course. - Yes.
What will you do?
I'll send it to my fake parents.
Even though my Japanese is fluent, I'll speak in Russian.
They'll listen to me, but I'll only speak in Russian.
That's a tax!
He'll send it to his parents right away.
Degawa-san, you must be nervous.
- I can hear it. - They said they wouldn't come back today.
They're here.
- What will you do, Degawa-san? - Not at all.
- Should I do it in the middle? - No, your face first.
What's wrong?
London Hearts. Collaboration!
Now, I'd like to send in their parents.
They're here, right?
Degas-san, what are you going to do?
Degas-san, not at all.
Should I do it in the middle?
No, your face first.
What's wrong?
It hurts in my chest.
Degas-san, you're doing it wrong.
It's okay, it's okay.
They finally meet their parents.
Then, the brave Japanese person is...
Hello, nice to meet you.
Say it properly.
Say it properly!
How do you say "nice to meet you" in Japanese?
Ratsuna kometa.
He's desperate!
"Tetsu." "Tecchan."
Tecchan.
Oh, I'm sorry, Naito.
Sorry, sorry.
It's not English!
It's Russian!
It's okay, it's just customers.
It's a prank video.
He's surrounded by foreigners.
Dad, sit down. Dad, sit down.
What did you come to Russia for?
Russia?
Why did you come to Moscow?
What did I come for?
For work.
Russian folk dance.
Kozak dance.
Can you show me a little dance?
It's not like that.
Can you show me a little dance?
What can you do?
I can't do it.
I can't cut it.
I can't do it.
She's dancing.
Incredible.
She's got great ability.
Incredible.
She's 39 years old.
Incredible.
Tell him we've met in our house for the first time.
All of you are really bad at Japanese.
Tetschan!
OK!
Moscow!
Tetschan!
Moscow!
Tetschan!
Please say "Tetschan" a lot.
Da-tetschan!
There's no point in saying "tetschan" now.
- Your dad? - No, Anilski, Paetano.
- What does it say? - Cheers!
- Cheers, cheers! - Cheers!
- It's starting! Cheers! - Cheers!
It's starting!
It's started!
- Good job! - Good job!
- I didn't think you'd win! - Yeah!
Everyone's so skinny, you know!
Degawa's tension suddenly dropped with the sudden appearance of his parents.
So, to make his parents go out again and find out what Degawa really wants...
- Bye-bye, Tetschan! - Bye-bye, Tetschan!
- Don't do anything bad! - I won't! I won't!
No! No touching! No touching!
It's been 10 years!
Will Degawa change after losing his parents?
I'm really...
You're so noisy!
I'll go for a walk and drink.
This morning, Degawa Tetsuro finally changes!
You said you'd be back soon, right?
- You idiot. - No, I'm not an idiot.
- Where did you go? - Over there.
- Over there? - Yeah, over there.
I went outside and went over there.
And at that moment...
- Isn't that a foul? - No, it's a safe!
It's a critical moment, isn't it?
- He just kissed you with his mouth and eyes! - This is dangerous!
- You are the government, right? - Yes, I am.
- You said you would eat with me! - This is a greeting!
- Why are you greeting me now? We have been together for a long time!
- My parents came and we got along well.
- Don't kiss me with your mouth and eyes! - There is a cultural difference!
- I can't say "out" or "safe" here! - You are too Japanese!
- I am Russian! - I know! I know!
- I don't want to say "out" here! - What do you want to say?
- If you say "out" now, will people in Shunshan say "I feel sorry for you, Degawa-san"? - No!
- What are you talking about?
- Degawa is about to lose his confidence!
- After this, I will ask Victoria, "Tetsu-chan, what will you do after this?" - That's...
- It's too early for that! - Shall we do it first? - Yes, let's do it first!
- After this kiss, I will ask you that question! - He is a man who wants to stop their marriage.
- You want him to say "no", don't you? - Yes, I do!
- However, the man who wants to stop their marriage is...
He PERSONALLY APPLIED IT!
What will you do, Gunlan?
What do you mean, 'what will you do'? It's too much anymore.
He's going home.
No more, really.
What will you do now?
What do you mean?
What will you do now?
What will you do?
Will you come over...
Huh?
Will you come over to my room?
Room?
In my room, what will you do?
In your room, what will you do?
I'll turn on the radio in your room.
What?
I'll come over to your room.
No!
So, what will you do?
What'll you do in my room?
What will you do?
A special massage.
Special massage.
It's safe, isn't it?
Is it safe?
Special massage.
What are you making me say?
What do you mean by special massage?
Tell me clearly.
I will give you a special welcome after that.
This is art.
Too late!
Too late! Too late!
Too late!
Tetsuro Degawa has no right to stop his ex-same-sex partner's marriage!
This is not something a man who stops his ex-same-sex partner's marriage would do, is it?
That's right.
You noticed it too early!
How many times have you seen this picture?
How many times have you seen it?
You know, I never thought that kiss would be like that.
You noticed it too early!
So, Tetsuro Degawa, the worst comedian, has a heavy punishment!
A punishment unique to Russia!
Oh, that's right! I was wondering what it was!
Russian roulette!
Unique to Russia!
Russian roulette!
What is it?
The world's first!
This is it!
Perestroika!
Sunday's gathering!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You're always like this!
I'm always like this!
Where did you dig the hole?
Why? Why?
Where did you dig the hole?
In front of this Victoria's mansion!
I dug it and stood there.
It's over there!
Victoria's mansion is right in front of us.
It's here!
I have no idea.
You have no idea, right?
I'm sorry! It's definitely funny!
I'm sorry! It's over! It's funny!
I said I'd take a taxi to the hotel.
But this yellow taxi...
I tried to get in!
But I ran into it!
My heart broke!
I'd like to talk about it in "Don Don Hearts" and "Otoshiana".
It's a joint work.
The person who drove the bulldozer is...
Aleksandr Latisev.
- Who's that? - I remember this house.
The driver of the dump truck who carried the sand in the bulldozer is...
Kjotr Sbonkin.
- Why didn't you say his name? - That's...
- Who are you? - Aleksey Koryenko.
- Who's the director of "Don Don Hearts"? - It's different.
- It's Aleksandr Latisev. - And...
Our "Don Don Hearts" art...
It's a joint work of "Otoshiana".
The cost of it is 5 million yen!
Why did you spend so much money?
It's a joint work of "Otoshiana" for the first time in history!
"Otoshiana" big operation, start!
- "Otoshiana" "Otoshiana" - Well, then...
I'd like you to leave the room, Victoria.
- Hello? - First of all, Victoria calls a taxi as planned.
- On the other hand... - It's thin...
- It's not big, but it's thin... - It's thin...
- Don't you want to eat it? - I don't want to eat it...
Why are you in an ordinary house?
- I don't want to eat it... - You're stupid!
- What are you doing? - It's weird!
- What are you doing? - I'm sitting down.
Not knowing that "Otoshiana" exists,
Digger leaves the apartment and heads for the taxi.
All the lights in the room went out and he left the apartment.
Soon, he will fall in Russia!
Please welcome, 39-year-old Digger, who will fall in Russia!
Oh, there you are!
Oh, only you.
Here we are!
This is where I grew up.
It's far away.
It's like I'm in the middle of nowhere.
Here.
Mr. Digger is now...
Here.
Oh, he's coming!
Soon!
He's coming!
Oh, this is fun!
- In Russia... - In Russia...
- He's an old man. - He's an old man.
I have no idea what's going on.
It's all tied up here.
Oh, there you are!
Oh, he's coming!
I forgot my wallet.
Did I forget my wallet?
- I'll go and get it. - You don't have rubles.
- Rubles? - I'll be right back.
- What's that?
- I'll be right back. - Euro.
- I'll be right back. - Euro? No way.
- I'll be right back. - I'll go and get rubles.
- Get in the taxi. - Wait for me.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back. Wait for me.
Wait for me in the taxi.
Driver?
I'm coming! I'm coming!
I forgot my wallet
Did you forget your wallet?
I'll go get it
You don't have a ruby
Wait a minute
Driver, driver, driver
Wait for me in the taxi
Driver
I'm coming, I'm coming
Ahhh!
Ahh!
Keha, Keha, Keha, Keha, Keha, Keha
I can't do it!
Leave me alone!
Oh no! Someone's fallen into a pitfall!
It looks like it!
Seriously?!
It's dangerous!
Someone's fallen into a pitfall!
Who is it?!
Seriously?!
Who is it?!
What are you doing in a pitfall?!
Are you okay?!
Wait a minute! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Wait a minute! I'm sorry!
First of all!
I don't think I can organize it, so I'll say it!
It's "London Hearts"!
Hello! We are "London Hearts"!
Nice to meet you!
I know! I'm not stupid!
Wait a minute! Why is it "London Hearts"?
Isn't it "Cain"?
It's not "Cain"!
You met in a "Cain" show, didn't you?!
That's right!
That's right, isn't it?!
That's not a problem at all, but...
Your ex-same-sex partner...
You're getting married, aren't you?
My ex-same-sex partner?
Yes!
Mr. Degas is trying to stop that marriage.
To see if he's a suitable man to stop it...
He came all the way to Russia.
And then, as expected, this happens...
A man who is trying to stop the marriage...
Brings Victoria to a hotel room...
And gives her a special massage!
I can't go home!
He was disappointed!
Mr. Degas?!
Wow...
In a way, I'm moved!
But you know what?
It costs a lot of money!
It costs 90 million!
If you ask me why it costs so much money...
It's not just for this location!
Why did you come to Russia?
Wow, that's amazing!
That's too long for a microphone!
That's what you'll say tomorrow, right?
Yes!
Um, is this a lie?
Hey, stop it! Are you serious?!
Really?!
Yes!
Wow, I practiced quite a bit!
Really?!
You went to Ireland before, didn't you?
Yes!
I went looking for a production company...
And asked for another fake location...
And I ordered it for 10 million!
You're lying!
It's true!
Really?!
All of it?!
All of it!
Wow, that's amazing!
That's amazing!
When you shouted something on the bridge, we saw it on the bus.
Yes, we saw you pushing the clock.
When you shouted to Premlin, what did you shout?
When I win, I will get a kiss from Maria.
I will definitely win and get a kiss from Maria!
I'm so sorry!
I'm a comedian, Maria Yamada.
Oh, you are!
You were in front of Russia and also in front of Paris.
Yes, I was.
And this is a recording tape.
You took it properly.
I have this much, but I don't need it anymore, so I will throw it away.
Don't use it!
Please edit it and put it together!
I'm going to cry!
You practiced the Cossack dance, Yamada.
There's nowhere for me to show you the Cossack dance.
I have to do it now!
I was going to do it tomorrow!
Please show us the Cossack dance!
Don't use it!
It's been two days since he came back from Russia.
Everyone, we have no other reason for you to gather here today.
An incident has occurred.
Why are you wearing a mousetrap?
Actually, it's been two days since he came back from Russia.
Two days ago, he was found guilty of drug trafficking in Degawa Railway.
Currently, Degawa Railway suspects are having a meal with a producer in a nearby shop.
Yes.
Once again, there is one more crime Degawa has committed in Japan!
Before Degawa conquers the shop, SWAT team is on standby.
And finally, the moment of arrest...
Degawa Railway!
Wait a minute!
Are you Degawa Railway?
Wow, you scared me!
It's been two days since he came back from Russia.
He's been found guilty of drug trafficking in Degawa Railway.
Wait a minute! Before you say that, what should I believe in?
Wow, you scared me!
What is this?
Wow!
If he hadn't been found guilty of drug trafficking in Degawa Railway, he wouldn't have come here.
Me?
Oh, I see!
Oh, you're serious about this.
I'm not guilty of drug trafficking in Degawa Railway.
What? You're kidding me!
What's going on?
Do you have any clues?
Yes...
Just one.
You do have one, don't you?
Now, do you know this woman?
Who is she?
Oh, wait a minute.
You're the one.
You're the one?
It's been two days.
It seems like the player has committed one more crime in these two days.
What happened in these two days?
Was there anything else?
She's hitting me.
Wait a minute. If you fix this, it won't work.
It will work.
She has a nickname, right?
She's Dronez Ishimoto's Shizuka from "Mercano" when she was caught in blackmail.
Mr. Degawa said that he was the one who set her up.
While he was setting her up, he asked her where she was from in blackmail.
Then they contacted each other and went on several dates.
You look like an oshaka.
What is this?
What happened on the date?
"Let's go to the hot spring" or "I'm going to Hawaii, so take my passport."
What are you talking about?
I didn't say I was going to Hawaii.
You didn't say it?
What did you say?
I said I was going to Saipan.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What did you do when you went for a drive?
Every time I waited for the traffic light, I held his hand and said "kiss me, kiss me."
What?
The car stopped because of the red traffic light?
Are you serious?
She's in trouble again.
I told you.
As a twat, I'm handing over to Degawa-san...
...the long-term protection inspection period of London Hearts...
...as compensation.
You're handing it over?
She took it.
I'm handing it over.
It's a crime of abuse of power.
That's right, girls you meet on shows are like that.
Twat!
Wife!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Degawa Tetsurou's bossy greed...
...has no reason in him anymore...
...to go on a woman's play...
Go!
I'm going to win.
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
S.W.A.T. has safely captured the terrifying reaction that shook the world to its core!
Hang in there! I'm begging you, just die!
Tuesdays and Sundays are special days!
"Deceived", "Betrayed"
"Dream Fortune Teller" ranks this year's luckiness!
Help me!
There's no doubt it'll be bad luck!
Work, love, money...
There's no luckier "don't fall in love" than this!
Last year, "Panther" bit into a prank animals set up all year long!
This is really scary!
It's a prank!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
This is bad!
The reality is...