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Girls won't you go home with me?
They are fighting for ranking this year
Dangerous hidden prank
Secret VTR top quality front page battle
Oharai
Men's high page battle
Arios
Instant Johnson
It's the same now and in the past
Stop it
Wait a minute
Stop it
It's going to overflow
And
Information provider
Machines
When I go out for dinner late at night
They give me a souvenir for my wife
How old are you?
I always say
I didn't do it for you
I did it for my wife
Don't eat it, you bastard
It sounds like Takeshi
I always think you are cool
Stop it
He was in my group.
Osapuro.
It's Keif.
It's not a game.
Be conscious of your brother.
It's not a game.
Be conscious of your brother.
Why did you do it at this moment?
You could have done it at your place.
But you did it at your parents' place.
Apologize.
Apologize and get out of there.
I'm sorry.
Pat him.
On the other hand,
various people said the same thing.
Stop smoking and drinking.
Stop talking about anything.
Show us your rouge side.
I quit smoking and I don't drink that much anymore.
But my juniors beat me up.
I don't want to hang out with juniors who don't have any merit in that area.
I want to hang out with juniors who are a little higher up, like eating out.
I'm not a junior!
You're all seniors!
I'm not a junior!
And you, stop eating out!
I'm not eating out!
Don't touch me!
I'm scared of you.
Wait! You can't do that!
What are you doing?
Get him!
This is what he did in the village.
Next, number 12.
The information provider, London Hearts Staff,
in the last episode of "Urakon", they did a series of wet pranks,
but this time, they did a new smelly prank!
No, no, no, it's harder to understand than that!
The new series, "Anna and Tanaka's Smelly Prank"!
About a month and a half ago,
this day, we're shooting "London Hearts"'s "Damino Corp."
A little earlier than this train, on a Tuesday morning,
we're showing you our first smelly prank!
This is the car we're shooting at the location.
When Tanaka sits in the back seat...
From a special ventilator that can be operated remotely...
The smell of a smelly car flows into the car!
By the way, this smelly car's destructive power has been tested many times in Takeyama.
The level of smell is 5 stars!
The program staff leads Tanaka to the location.
The others tell him that he'll be there soon.
Tanaka is alone in the car.
And now, the smelly car's ventilator starts!
It really stinks!
I can't believe it!
And then...
An is covering Tanaka with the smell of grasshopper.
Then...
Tanaka noticed it.
Can you stand it, Tanaka?
Grandpa!
Can you see it in your eyes?
You can't stand it, can you?
Wow!
He is looking for the source of the smell.
You have a strong sense of smell, don't you?
He is angry!
He is frowning.
Is it too much for you, Tanaka?
No, it's not.
You can't stand it, can you?
You can't stand it, really.
Finally, he reveals the secret.
I'm scared.
What is it?
I'm scared.
It's been a while.
What is it?
You again!
Four days later, the next location is Osaka.
Today, it's an ABC special broadcast.
Every weekday, it's on-senchimehri location.
After the location shooting,
we got information that they are staying in this hotel,
so we hurriedly went to the location room.
In one corner of the room where Tanaka is staying,
there is a smelly box that opens with a remote switch.
After opening the box,
it contains Chinese medicine.
There are five levels of smell.
Wow!
It's smelly, isn't it?
At ten o'clock in the morning,
after finishing the location shooting,
Tanaka arrives at the room.
At four o'clock in the morning,
Don't do it!
She's hiding in a small hotel.
If she does something weird, she'll be in big trouble, so she does it right away!
She's wearing a mask.
Take it off.
Oh, it's open.
It's close, it's close.
Then...
She thinks it's her own!
It's like someone is opening it for her.
Tanaka takes a bath without noticing the smell.
Oh, it's hot!
Then, after thirty minutes...
Tanaka comes out of the bath.
Without noticing the smell?
At that moment...
What's going on?
You're scared, aren't you?
You're right.
If she starts noticing it, she'll be in big trouble.
It's like a drama.
Hurry up and come here!
I know, I know.
Hurry up and come here!
What is that smell?
The staff members are weird.
It stinks!
I don't know! It stinks!
Don't come all the way to Osaka!
Why did you bring me here?
We came for this.
The next stage is this beauty salon.
This is a shop where the staff members actually cut their hair.
It's so stylish!
If you make a reservation from Tadaka and ask for a smell prank,
the store manager will be happy to accept it.
People in the victory party will definitely buy it!
This time's strategy is to put this "gazeo" on your face when you shampoo your hair,
and let the smell permeate the liquid that melted the blue cheese.
At 7 p.m., Tadaka enters the VIP room of the beauty salon.
VIP room!
What kind of hairstyle is he going to do with his bald head?
It's cool, isn't it?
The shampoo manager is a familiar face of Tadaka's staff.
Please excuse me.
Finally, the smelly "gazeo" enters Tadaka's face!
Excuse me.
Ah!
It's getting a little warm.
Really!
Tadaka hasn't noticed it yet!
If it wasn't a "gazeo", I would have been in trouble.
And you always notice where I'm going, don't you?
Wow! Hang in there!
Huh? At that moment...
Huh? I noticed it.
But, somehow, this...
Somehow...
There's a strange smell.
Is it the smell of fire?
Huh? No way!
He's fast!
Huh? No way!
He's really fast!
It's strange, but...
Even with the rotten smell of cheese...
Why is it here?!
What are you doing?! Seriously!
It's the worst, isn't it?
I really don't understand you!
I don't know what you're doing!
I'm not sorry!
You're crazy!
It's so hot!
You shouldn't come here!
It's so disgusting!
The next scene is in Tanaka's hometown, Hiroshima.
It's the worst!
That day, he was in a country town for an hour and a half from the airport...
A regular band of the RCC, a TVS network...
A regular band of the RCC, a TBS network...
They're a band of various songs, but...
They've worked together with him for this prank.
He's so tall...
Amazing...
The plan for this prank is...
Tanaka will do a food report at this restaurant...
He'll also bring out the smelliest...
He'll also bring out the smeliest...
Cheese strewing that the prankers have come up with!
This is a can of salty misin.
It's said to be the world's worst smelly food.
It's really smelly.
It's the most expensive one.
Wow, wow, wow.
It's destructive.
It's extremely destructive.
Super stinky Shulestremming and Tanakawa!
Before that, a real food report.
Wow, this is delicious. It's warm and it's the best!
As planned, Shulestremming bowl, which is known for its local specialty, is added.
Let's eat it.
Is it a crocodile?
It's a crocodile bowl, right?
It's a crocodile bowl.
What does a crocodile bowl look like?
Oh! I can't see the crocodile yet!
Tanakawa continues his report as usual.
It's my job, so...
Wow, wow, wow!
He said "wow"!
What is this?!
As expected of the world's most stinky food!
Stinky!
Wow!
Why is it stinky?!
Why did you come here?!
It's Hiroshima!
I'm sorry, but could you cooperate with us?
We're from different families.
Really?
That's right!
We're from different families!
That's right!
If we do this, we'll affect the location.
We'll go home now.
That's right!
It's no good because we're in the actual location.
However, since they've come all the way to Hiroshima,
they're going to make it happen!
This car is for Kanaka to move to the next location.
Underneath the rear seat, there's a certain device.
If you press the remote switch,
the smell of special wind turbines and shulstromming will flow into the car.
Oh, no!
That's scary!
It's really scary!
After finishing their food report, Kanaka heads to the next location.
These staff members are in trouble!
They're in trouble, too!
They're going to get hit, too!
Then, immediately, switch on the extreme wind turbine!
Even if you do it now...
You're fast!
The world's worst smell! It's terrifying!
It's still in there!
Who are you telling this to?!
What is this?! It hurts!
It hurts!
You're dead meat!
I told you to go home!
Even if you say no!
The police station is different!
They'll send you to PBS!
But it's amazing, the smell!
It stinks!
It's scary when it's wet!
It's like I'm in my own private space!
There's more!
What will you do?
I'll kill you!
It's nice of you to say that!
It doesn't matter!
It comes to Kagoshima too!
It just shows up in front of me...
and when I notice it, it runs away!
That's all!
It just shows up?!
That's a dummy. If Nagai is there, it doesn't happen.
We have to make it happen. That's why Nagai flew to Kagoshima.
That's a dummy.
Did they do this in the village? Top 10 in the previous round, 11th place.
Sandwich Man Date-chan.
That's crazy.
That's crazy, right?
I don't think it's crazy.
Information provider.
Writer Mizuno Toshiaki-san.
When we're filming in the dorm, I'm afraid a ghost might appear in one room.
"Can we sleep together?" She brings a blanket and acts cute.
What does that mean?
I'm afraid of ghosts.
Can you see them?
I can't see them at all.
It's not scary, is it?
No, I'm really scared of ghosts.
Also, we got this from our partner, Tomizawa.
Yes, Tomito.
This year, we have more regular programs and we don't have much private time.
While we're working, we write letters of response.
Even though we're fat.
It has nothing to do with being fat.
Wow, you write letters of response.
That's amazing.
I write letters of response.
No, you don't.
You do.
No, Date-san, don't.
I don't like those letters of response.
I don't like it.
I don't have any.
You don't.
In the first place, you don't have any.
I'm the only one.
You're the only one.
Are you a doll or something?
I'm not a doll.
How much do you like me?
You're nothing but a doll.
This is how Murase-kun has been doing in 2014.
He's finally making it into the top 10!
[The winner of this year's Top 10 is...]
Here it is.
It's not a bed in such a small place.
I was sleeping on a chair.
But I don't remember it.
Is he Giri's younger brother?
He is Giri's younger brother.
Giri's younger brother is an AD.
Let's do our best together as an AD.
He was an AD of Janeno, wasn't he?
It was over.
Let's do our best together as an AD.
It was over in half a year.
It's like Giri's life.
Half a year.
Following Goto's good story,
No. 9 is...
Futto Goto.
It's a mention.
Is there a mention for this?
No, there is a mention.
Information provider "Zuppon"'s mention.
What is it?
"Zuppon"'s mention?
Do you rank anything?
It's different.
This is bad, isn't it?
Ever since he got married,
he often argues with his wife.
He often argues with his wife.
Four days ago,
he said he didn't talk to her.
I'm a little worried.
It was a good story before,
but now it's a worrying story.
When you get married,
it's different from dating.
You have to send documents there.
You have to remember things like that.
You haven't talked to her for four days.
How is it, Kano-san?
I'm already divorced.
You're not even divorced.
What should I do?
You should apologize as soon as possible.
Who apologize first?
I usually say "what should we do today?" instead of apologizing.
You make an opportunity.
And then I gradually talk out.
Like that.
Dangerous.
If you talk too much, you will talk too little.
You should do it.
I think you should do it.
I didn't consult anyone.
You should apologize.
What I like about HIDE's penalty is...
When you apologize, you should be nervous and talk out.
But you talk out.
Hey!
You're locked up in a room like that and...
Hey!
Gacha... Hey!
Twice!
He said "hey" twice.
What kind of situation is this?
It could be a fight.
It's irritating.
It's irritating, isn't it?
I felt like I could understand it.
You're experienced, so you can do it.
Mine is...
Oh, but it's already time.
Oh, I see.
What are you doing?
He was doing something like this behind my back.
Next is number eight!
Anjashi!
Again?
That's a lot of people.
It's a duo.
What?
There's such a thing?
First of all, Ikeda Tetsuya, a colleague of the office who provided information to Watabe-kun.
Oh, Ikecha!
He's cute, isn't he?
Recently, Watabe released a gourmet book.
Gently, he's concerned about the ranking on Amazon.
That's fine, isn't it?
He's concerned about the ranking.
I've barely seen it about five times a day.
It gets updated a lot.
Wow, I bought it, too.
Wow, it's easy to read.
It's good, isn't it?
There's also this information.
What is it?
Anjashi's stylist, Kojima-san,
recently released a gourmet book that Watabe-san recently released.
In fact, he bought many copies for himself.
What?
Kojima-san took it to the site when he was working alone.
He secretly gave it to his co-workers and others.
I felt a duo.
What?
Next, the 7th...
Wait a minute!
It's good, it's good.
It feels good.
It's disgusting.
Wow, you do such a thing?
It's a funny story.
I was told to buy it with my own money.
Then, I said I would give it to many people.
It's funny.
It's not funny, it's embarrassing.
Then it's embarrassing, isn't it?
It's not embarrassing!
It's a good story, but stop it!
What?
Stop it!
What should we do?
Why do you think like that?
Because it's embarrassing, it's okay to buy it and give it away normally, but I'll give it away to a very famous influencer.
Is it okay for viewers of Rose Hearts?
Buy it.
What?
100 people.
100 people?
150 people.
10 people.
Isn't it increasing? It's stopped at 100. Why is it increasing to 150?
You'd better not do it, right?
I'll do it!
You're kidding me!
How much does it cost to buy it?
140,000 yen.
Isn't it too high?
Then let's not do it at 140,000 yen.
I'll do it!
Is it okay for me to give you a Christmas present?
Santa Claus!
Wow!
Santa Claus!
Takeba-san, what are you going to buy?
What should I buy for Takeba-san?
Fish.
I'll buy you fish!
Fish.
Fish from Sato.
What do you mean by Sato?
I'll buy you fish!
Where will you buy 100 fish from?
While thanking Santa Claus, the ranking is 7th!
Doburok...
Noin!
Eguchi!
This is bad!
Did you do it?
Doburok and Eguchi's woman relationship is back!
The opening of the corner!
Information provider, Chika-san's woman relationship.
Chika-san!
Chika?!
This is bad!
Chika is really bad!
In August of this year, she had a go-con with Eguchi- san of Dobrock.
That's all.
I would like to ask her what kind of go-con it was.
I have prepared it for you in the studio.
Chika-san, please!
Eguchi-san!
What is this?
This is your first appearance!
Eguchi-san!
I just asked you your name and you didn't respond.
Is that so?
If you look at my face, you will know.
What is Eguchi-san's go-con like?
Let's ask Chika-san a lot of questions!
It's like you say a lot of dirty jokes on TV, but it's like you don't say anything at all.
You don't say anything?
How is the atmosphere of the argument?
It's not that funny.
It's not a funny argument!
What?
Because you're not saying anything!
No, but it's true, at the time...
It was cool.
So you had a cool argument!
You weren't cute!
No, it's not like that!
You only had ugly eyes!
Meanwhile, Eguchi seems to like one of Chika-san's friends quite a lot.
I was talking with one of my friends and one of my friends' friends.
I said, "If you like someone, I'd like to give you back in two shots."
Oh, oh, oh!
You two exchanged what you liked about Eguchi!
That's a good idea!
Did you talk about it with her?
No, it's like we went our own ways.
What do you mean?
It's like, "Dad and Mom, we're fans, too!"
That girl said that.
If you say something like that, you can't do anything dangerous or bad.
So I said, "Let's go like this," and went to the taxi area.
I said, "Take care and go home."
That's cool!
Is that your style?
Yeah, it's my style.
But you said you sent girls home smartly. Is that true?
That girl was drunk, too.
Suddenly, she got hit by the wind and said, "That's not my style."
Then she went home.
When she went outside...
When the girl went outside and saw her...
She thought, "Huh? She's a little different."
She said, "I don't want to be hugged by someone like that."
It's impossible for me to be hugged like that.
That's terrible.
It's not like you sent them home smartly.
You made a cut.
How did you know that?
Did you ask later?
I asked that girl and another friend of hers.
They were the only ones who went home together.
They went home with Eguchi once...
Then they met up with girls again and went home together.
I'm not that kind of guy!
Let him be like that!
You said you couldn't get rid of girls, didn't you?
You shouldn't have said that so smartly!
What did you think of their conversation?
It's kind of complicated.
It's complicated.
I'd like to hear more about it.
But I don't know which is right, a man or a woman.
That's what girls say and what Eguchi says too.
Chika-chan is not the real person.
But I'd like to see what kind of person she is.
There's a picture of her, right?
How old is she?
She looks like Ramen.
What do you want to see?
You can't watch it on TV, right?
So cute
Cute, isn't it?
The eyes are twinkling
This is me
This is amazing
I know you want to take it home
This is amazing
Why are you looking at the camera?
Why?
Why are you looking at the direction of the camera?
This is amazing
This is big
Bye bye
What's up with you today?
What's up with you?
You move like that
Stand up and do it
Stand up and do it with full tension
Stand up and do it
Don't do it
After Gokon Bakuro from Dobroku Eguchi,
Who is in 6th place?
Mr. Tamura Ryo.
He's in the top spot.
The information provider, London Hearts staff,
this time, the eldest son,
Tessei-kun,
would like you to write a letter of thanks to your father.
This is bad.
This will make me cry.
Here it is.
Please read this letter one by one.
Me? Can I read it?
How old are you, Tesse?
I'm 10 years old.
Father, thank you for your hard work.
And thank you for playing with me all the time.
Do you remember when you and your father practiced soccer in the park?
It didn't work at all at first,
but you were able to beat your opponent in a match the other day.
I think it's thanks to your father's practice.
Also, when we went on a picnic at school,
we saw mushrooms called "green pepe",
dolphins, and swam with ducks.
It was a lot of fun,
so I want to go with you and your family next time.
I also want you to see the Milky Way and satellites that you can see with your naked eye.
Let's go there soon, okay?
You always come home after I go to bed, don't you?
I think our family is safe and having fun every day because of your father's hard work.
I know it's hard, but please continue to work hard!
And please be a cool father forever!
I'm rooting for you!
Tamura Atsushi.
What the hell is this?!
I was so surprised!
You wrote it with your own feelings!
I asked my dad not to write me a letter, but it turned out to be an influenza!
I thought it was a joke, but it turned out to be an influenza!
It can't be helped, I'll write it!
Wait a minute!
If it wasn't for this, I wouldn't have been anywhere!
Fifth place is...
Chihara Jr.
Fifth place is bad!
Written by John, "London Hearts" star.
This year, Jr. has kissed Okubo many times.
In fact, there is a kiss scene that hasn't been broadcasted yet.
We would like you to watch their kiss history, including the on-air scenes.
Here it is!
Jr. and Okubo's kiss history.
Can you kiss me?
Jr. and Okubo's kiss history.
At that time...
This is their memorable first kiss!
And their second kiss after this shoot.
And their second kiss in the studio of Atsushi's Hawaii-style close-up project.
And Okubo's birthday project.
Thank you!
Why?
Are you a junior or something?
There were 6 kiss scenes in the main episode
But there are still some unreleased kiss scenes
What do you want, Okubo-san?
I want...
Can you make a wish?
I want you to kiss me when I say "Eh?"
I want you to cook for me
Please cook for me
I'm going to make a lot of food
I'm going to take a bath
Okay, go ahead and take a bath
Before that...
Kayoko!
What is it?
What are you doing?
Come here! Come here!
What?
Hey!
Come here!
After that, there were 5 other kiss scenes in a different episode
Everyone thought it was really Tsukiyomi
Huh?
The other day, there was a serious kiss scene
It was during "Aki no Joseiban Urakonde"
The manager, Nakamoto-san
The other day, he was on stage with Imada-san
At that time, he was attracted by Imada-san's generosity and the way the cast treated him
He started calling Imada-san "Junior-san"
What?
Imada-san?
Unfortunately, Imada-san's feelings for Imada-san weren't "junior" anymore
So, the staff went to Imada-san to make Imada-san say bad things about Imada-san
If you don't do that, Imada-san might kiss you again
But...
The situation didn't turn out the way Imada-san wanted it to
It's true that Imada-san thought Imada-san was cool
But...
Looking back, Imada-san was the one who kissed Imada- san the most this year
So, Imada-san is the only one who remembers who kissed Imada-san the most
That's bad
What are you saying?
That's not good
There's a situation like that now
I can't feel it...
No, it's not like you like Imada-san at all
I went to a TMC studio and saw Imada-san in another band
So, Imada-san was there
You like Imada-san, don't you?
No, it's not like I like Imada-san but...
There weren't many people who kissed Imada-san like Imada-san did
That's good
You have no choice but to go out with Imada-san
It's not like I want to go out with Imada-san or become Imada-san
Sometimes, I want to kiss Imada-san
So, you have that feeling too
From Okubo-san who became honest with her feelings
She has one last message for the juniors this year
Right now, it's not like you want to go out with her or become her
Just the kiss...
Please consider the relationship you will continue with her
Please, have a good year
Everyone, you want to continue only kissing, right?
Well, you're a good adult.
How about that kind of relationship?
Huh?
Are you saying it's impure?
Huh?
So...
Let's go out properly.
What?
Let's do it once, according to our schedule, and go to Miyakojima.
That's good!
Two of you!
Two of us!
No cameras, right?
No cameras!
Let's go!
This is what they were doing behind our backs.
Moving on to 4th place!
Fujimoto-san, Takeyama-san, Zakiyama-san, Ariyoshi-san.
The information provider is "London House Staff".
This time, the people who posted comments are always doing useless things during recording or changing tapes.
Even during recording, they know they can't use it in their own rooms, but they still post a lot of silly comments.
This time, such videos will be uploaded for a year.
It will be released again. Please watch it.
"Bus" was broadcasted in September, and during recording...
Yukina!
No? Yukina is here?
Yukina!
Yukina?
Ah! Yukina was here!
Say something!
Let's kiss!
Huh?
Huh? You're wearing glasses!
It's you!
What is it?
Furthermore...
Isn't that Suzano-chan?
Huh? Suzano is here?
Suzano!
Let's kiss!
It's okay, it's okay!
Huh? Suzano is hungry like this!
It's you!
It's okay, it's okay!
Suzano is hungry like this!
Next up is Fujimon-kuzai's weight measurement.
During the last recording...
Excuse me, is there a dog around here?
There wasn't a dog!
There wasn't one? Huh? Excuse me, is there a dog barking?
If you see one, please let me know!
If you like dogs, please let me know!
He really likes dogs.
It's you!
I'm not Fujimon-san, you're weird!
I can't lick this part!
It's you!
After all, the five of them were forced to do it due to Zakiyama's mischief.
This is the female version of "Urakon".
Recently...
Kumada-san's daughter...
Graduated.
So she graduated her breasts.
No, no!
Wait!
Is it okay for you to say that?
This was done many times behind the scenes.
Ariyoshi-san!
It's the July broadcast of "Women's Half Talent Audition First Time Judging".
Before recording...
Kuma-san, would you like another one?
I'll give you one more.
Yes.
Answer normally.
If the camera isn't turning...
Children don't drink that much, do they?
They do.
They do?
Who do you think you're giving it to?
It's not extra.
It's not extra at all.
It's not extra.
An hour later, while recording...
Then?
Children don't drink that much.
One and a half years old.
It's a baby food, isn't it?
It's a baby food.
Children eat it like adults do.
Which side do you give it to?
I give it to the one who hasn't given it yet.
Oh, to the front.
Yes.
Which side are you giving it to?
Is it a cafe?
And the important series of greed.
What about greed?
What about the winner announcement of greed?
What about it?
This prank program is held once a week, isn't it?
Yes.
Thank you.
What?
Once a week.
You like baby food, don't you?
The program has changed.
This is "Don't you feel it only in your face?"
What about it?
Kiss me.
It's not that kind of program.
What is it?
Don't you try to make me kiss you right away?
I know you like it.
I don't try to make you kiss me.
I try to drink baby food.
Why do you like baby food?
And even when he's eating his own food...
If it was only his face, he wouldn't have been popular.
It was his tongue, wasn't it?
It was his tongue.
His face was his tongue, but he had a big breast.
Seriously, how many times did you say "breast"?
He hasn't used it even once.
He's used it a lot.
It's okay.
He'll use it all year round.
Ariyoshi said that Zakiyama-san is persistent, but most of Ariyoshi is persistent too.
That's the only good thing about Kumada Yoko.
The only good thing about her is her breast.
I want to grow it out for her.
That's all.
Zakiyama-san too.
No, Zakiyama-san is only there.
When the camera is stopped...
No, but that's the only thing.
It can't be helped.
Do you like babies?
Babies...
Do you like babies?
Babies...
Do you like babies?
That's cute!
Do you like babies?
Can you touch them?
You're the only one who can't.
You're not the only one.
You're the only one.
That's what they did in a village in 2014.
The rankings are also finally the top three!
The third place goes to...
These two haven't been announced yet, but...
Pon Murakami!
I was being serious!
The London Hearts staff who provided us with this award...
Pon-san, who has been hiding his drinking habit in Urakon many times...
I know you're already drunk...
But your bad habit hasn't been fixed yet!
Now, let's watch the video!
That's not true!
Where did you get drunk? Who told you?
Speaking of Pon-san, he's really close with his fans in Canada.
It's not funny even if you say Saito, right?
He became quiet because of Saito Jumpke.
Someone told you to hide it!
All troubles are just wonderful opportunities!
How is he doing recently?
He's been drinking with Saito Jumpke since this morning.
How is he doing recently?
He's still fine.
He was really drunk at one point.
But he decided to get along with Saito Jumpke.
So, he went out with Saito Jumpke once every two months.
Did you accept Saito Jumpke?
I don't think Saito Jumpke wants to go out and drink with Saito Jumpke.
But...
Saito Jumpke has been drinking with Saito Jumpke since the beginning.
Saito Jumpke and Saito Jumpke's relationship seems to have improved.
And the topic of the day is about Saito Jumpke's female fans.
First of all, Saito Jumpke is...
I don't like Saito Jumpke.
I just hate him.
What about Saito Jumpke?
I don't like Saito Jumpke either.
What about you, Mimora?
I don't like Saito Jumpke either.
When someone says something in a comment, Saito Jumpke repeats it in a loud voice.
I don't like it.
He's not funny like Fujimoto.
I'm glad you said that.
Saito Jumpke is getting more and more excited.
I don't like it.
I told you in the studio.
You know, Saito Jumpke is going for an interview.
He's nervous.
It's starting again.
It's because of Saito Jumpke.
I don't like Saito Jumpke.
It's hard for me to say.
Say it! Say it!
I think it's funny.
When I first found out that I like celebrities, I thought I was just a businessman.
I know!
Don't say it!
He's a really bad kid!
That's enough, Murakami!
He's a really persistent comedian.
But he's killing himself!
He's a really bad kid!
What are you saying?
I didn't say anything!
After this...
He's an old-fashioned comedian.
Who are the members of the studio who were told that?
I'm not going to eat you up.
This time too, it's Pon Murakami who's full of bad words.
Next up is about Anjashi Watabe.
I want to be like Watabe-san.
Pon, you're decent today.
That's not a goal I aspire for.
Pon, you're doing a good job.
I want my income to be enough for Watabe-san...
...so I can become a different kind of comedian.
Isn't that really bad words?
This is calmness.
I was wondering if you admired stylish people.
No, I don't admire stylish people.
The stylish people I admire are...
...the stylish people from the core...
...and not people who don't wear a mask.
You said that before!
And the seniors of the studio, Ryo...
What did you do with Ryo-san and Fujimo-san?
Ryo-san also screamed at me a while ago.
Fujimo-san, you can't do that right now.
When I said those hot words...
...it was really annoying and fun.
Actually, you're a comedian.
Yes, I am.
I'm a comedian in the lower class.
What's with you?
Go for it!
As bad words get worse...
...so does alcohol.
You're drunk!
Hurry up!
Two and a half hours have passed...
...since they started drinking.
I'm hungry.
I wonder if she's home.
Was he drunk? Suddenly he's worried about love.
What do you think of miso?
It's the best.
But I don't think miso is actually popular.
It's bad if you put it in your drink.
It's bad.
You're not drunk?
I'm not drunk.
Are you sober?
Calm down.
You're not really a Lohar girls, are you?
You said Lohar girls.
I'm Lohar girls.
No way.
I'm happy to be with you.
No way.
Why?
But you seem to like power.
Why do you say such a bad thing?
I don't know.
Do you do bad things?
I don't.
You don't have a girlfriend?
No, I don't.
There's someone I like.
I like him.
But he dumped me.
He dumped you?
He properly confessed and dumped me.
He's a nice guy.
I want to be friends with him.
He can't hide his regretful shock.
But he still said bad things about her.
What are you talking about?
This is bad.
It's not worse than before.
I'm sure of it.
Why are Lohar girls weak against power?
I don't know.
But I don't like gravure.
Stop it!
Like a school's bad salesman.
Ryo-san, it was...
It was amazing, really.
You were talking about hot stuff.
It's annoying.
Honestly, no one was listening.
No one was listening to you talking about how your job was like this.
No one was listening.
But Ryo-san was there.
Well, it's true that Ryo...
I was really helping him out.
You were helping yourself.
When no one was listening...
Atsushi was also talking about it.
Don't bring it up!
Maybe it's because no one was listening.
With Mr. Zakiyama University.
No, this is wrong.
This is right.
You said it was annoying.
But this is annoying.
Isn't it annoying?
What's annoying about me?
If it's annoying, it's fine.
But other shows...
They don't have a good reputation.
The entertainers...
The video is like this because of the atmosphere.
But they really ignore me.
It's really annoying.
It's because you're pitiful.
You're pitiful.
But as an entertainer, I have to do something.
I have to say something.
You don't have to say anything.
What you're saying...
If you put it into words, it's not funny at all!
You don't want to use it, do you?
No, I understand Yazawa. He always says he hates it.
But you don't have to say you hate it to everyone.
I say it a lot, but...
That's bad.
I say it a lot, but...
I've never said it to Murakami.
I always invite Shinagawa.
I've never embarrassed Murakami in private or at work.
I've never said it was funny or a prank.
I've never said it in the shadows and I'll never do it again.
I say it to Shinagawa.
Go for it!
I say it to Shinagawa.
I said it to Shinagawa.
I say it to Shinagawa.
In the end, you always say you're good friends with him.
If Shinagawa says it's better than me, it's over.
We've been doing this in the shadows in 2014.
It's finally time for the second announcement!
"Our Eight of Us"!
This is bad.
The second place is bad.
Before we announce the information provider's complaint...
Let's watch this video first.
What did I do? I'm sorry.
A year ago, a manager made a complaint like this.
There seems to be a woman in Fukuoka.
And then...
He gave a necklace to a woman in Fukuoka.
What about "Our Eight of Us"?
She and I met in Tokyo.
She said she was from Fukuoka.
When we met and started going out for meals,
I decided to go back to Fukuoka.
But I suddenly felt lonely.
- Now? - Yes.
I thought I might like her.
- You realized she's gone? - Yes.
I thought I wouldn't see her again.
It was almost New Year's Day.
To say goodbye, I said I'd buy her something.
- Cute. - We went to buy a necklace.
- It was proven. - Yes.
"Our Eight of Us" information provider, "London Hearts" staff,
succeeded in making contact with her.
Today, she came all the way from Fukuoka!
Welcome!
What will happen when she appears?
She came all the way from Fukuoka!
Please come in!
She's so cute!
Nice to meet you.
What's your name?
I'm Chie.
Chie-chan from Fukuoka.
She's so cute!
What's wrong, Tsubokuro?
Their relationship at the time...
and what kind of man Tsubokuro is in front of a woman...
we asked her to come all the way from Fukuoka!
Chie-chan, what kind of relationship did you have with Tsubokuro?
Until about two years ago...
we dated and kissed a few times...
and now we're together.
In the end...
we go to each other's houses.
What?
We go to each other's houses.
You went to each other's houses?
But that doesn't mean you were in a relationship.
It doesn't mean you were in a relationship?
You were dating?
I wasn't told anything specific...
so I don't think we were dating.
How did you feel in front of Chie-san?
Sweet.
She called me Chie-tamu.
Chie-tamu?
Is that how you say it?
Tamura-style?
That's not it.
I also used to be called Atsu-tamu.
She also called you Tsubo-tamu.
That's right.
So you're both Tams?
Tams.
You saw her last time, didn't you?
I did.
What did you think?
I was happy.
You were happy?
I called her.
And then?
I called her and said, "I saw you in your room."
Then she said, "Maybe you like me."
That's possible.
I can't forget that.
You have a connection.
Maybe you should say "tamu-no-tsun-no."
Tamu-no-tsun-no.
Sounds like "tsun-no-yasu."
That's not it at all.
So you're still on the phone?
When she came to Fukuoka for work...
That's common.
I called her sometimes.
But I couldn't meet her in Fukuoka.
She said "tamu-no-tsun-no" too.
I wanted to meet her...
But I couldn't meet her in Fukuoka.
Maybe you're confused about "tamu-no-tsun-no."
That's why I don't feel good about it.
You said you had a necklace.
Is that what you're wearing now?
Actually, it's not a necklace.
I got it as earrings.
You got it as earrings.
I brought it.
This?
This is it.
You didn't wear it.
I didn't wear it.
She didn't wear it.
She doesn't feel good about it.
What do you think about girls keeping accessories?
I think it's normal.
Right?
What do you think about it?
If you're going to introduce yourself like this, call Mr. Ogawa!
Mr. Ogawa!
Anima-san's junior!
You still have it, don't you, Chie-chan?
Thank you, but I don't have anyone to wear it with me.
What about it?
Right now...
I like someone else.
What?!
But, you know, it can't be helped.
A girlfriend?
It's not a girlfriend, but...
I like someone like Muraken.
It's a one-sided love, but...
It's not easy.
When you went to Fukuoka, you contacted her for a while, didn't you?
Yes.
If you had contacted her properly at that time...
Maybe you could have started dating again.
Maybe.
Maybe we could have moved in together...
Or we could have asked her out.
But you have good memories now, don't you?
Yes.
But you came here for us today.
Thank you very much.
It's been a while since we met, so let's shake hands.
That's right.
Right?
It's a good memory, isn't it?
Thank you for coming.
Well, Tsubo, it's been a while since we saw you again, so let's shake hands.
Thank you very much.
It's been a while.
How is it?
Did you check?
Did you check your bald head?
It's been two years.
Two years.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you very much.
How is it?
You've progressed quite a bit.
Oh, my.
TAMU's...
Now, it's time for the top one announcement!
Here it is!
Oh, I'm scared.
What was TAMU doing behind our backs in 2014?
The first place goes to...
What was TAMU doing behind our backs in 2014?
The first place goes to...
ZAKIYAMASU!
There it is!
What is it?
ZAKIYAMASU!
Information provider, London Hearts staff.
Wow, wow, wow, scary.
In September's Love Magedon,
ZAKIYAMASU became a couple with STEPHANIE.
For the first time, he became a couple with a first class woman and it's really embarrassing.
Even after that, even in the broadcast, they are being teased over and over again, but in reality,
after they moved to a couple seat,
in the recording, in a whispery voice,
the mic picked it up and...
Hey, hey, ZAKIYAMA!
No, no, what is it?
During the recording, what kind of conversation was ZAKIYAMA-san having?
We will show you a part of it!
Please watch the VTR!
Hey, hey, wait a minute!
She's cute.
We've never seen this before!
ZAKIYAMA's super embarrassing appearance!
First, ZAKIYAMA.
During the recording, whispering conversation.
This time...
It's not embarrassing.
Which one is the Love Magedon of that time?
Isn't it?
It's a first couple!
Put your hands together for the couple seat!
Nice to meet you!
Becoming a couple in the first stage means that they both have the same hope.
Those two move to the couple seat.
While you're in the seat, please keep holding hands.
Hey, that's a little...
You're making me blush, what should I do?
And that's it for ZAKIYAMA.
Let's pay attention to the off-talk from now on!
Let's move on to the second stage!
From now on...
I'll go first.
It'll be long.
Are you going to sit down?
Yes, I'll sit down.
What's this?
How old are you? I'm 74 years old.
Are you Italian American?
Are you Italian American and Japanese? Yes, I'm Japanese.
Where is your father from? He's Italian American.
I haven't seen him yet.
She doesn't like being able to talk. She keeps asking questions.
You're better than me.
Who was second?
Who was second? Some people are kind-hearted.
Oh, really?
Who was second?
And?
Who was second?
What's wrong with you?
Is that all you can say?
No, no, not at all.
It's unfair!
Really?
It's unfair, isn't it?
I don't care about your name!
The second couple is Takeyama and Isoyama.
Takeyama, who they love, is coming nearby.
Will they be able to talk to each other?
No, they won't.
Takeyama and Isoyama will get involved.
The third stage is "Choice Time".
I'm sure you know Takeyama.
Yes, I know him.
I met him once when I was introducing my friend.
Takeyama and Isoyama will get involved.
Will they be able to talk to each other?
I'm not sure.
But I like Takeyama.
Takeyama and Isoyama will get involved.
Even if it's the next stage, I like Takeyama.
It's funny!
It's really funny!
It's funny!
Why do you like him so much?
I like Takeyama and Isoyama.
I want to get involved with them.
But I can't do that.
I don't want to do it.
It's ridiculous.
He is not talking like that.
In conclusion, Takeyama is not funny at all in front of people he likes.
That's great!
You're in first place, everyone!
I've seen something amazing!
I like sports, so it works!
That's how you talk!
Do you play sports?
You don't have such a smug face!
What will you do in the future if I ask you?
That was really realistic, wasn't it?
Who chose second place?
You made up your mind in one shot!
At a time like that, Arita-san looks just like you!
I asked you who you were friends with,
and you said you'd set up a meeting with Arita-san.
In that sense, you're a customer of Ronin-san.
I hope you'll come back and have fun!
I don't like the way you started!
It's embarrassing!
When you're in love, you can't think of anything!
Actually, Stephanie-chan is here today!
Stephanie-chan is here?
Hurry up and do it!
Do it!
It's my first time!
You're late!
Is there such a thing?
You're late!
I hope we'll see you again next year!