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Next up is the long-awaited show, "Entertainer Championship Series."
Both as a man and as an entertainer, it's a great show.
Who are these unknown newcomers aiming to become entertainers?
I think they're geniuses.
They've been working hard for years, so I'd like to influence at least one of them.
Will they become the number one entertainer of all time?
Or will they become the humiliating zero-score entertainer?
We asked 169 newcomers.
Who are these senior entertainers aiming to become entertainers?
It's been a while since we did a Grand Prix series.
I'm sure you've all been dreaming of entering this world.
Who are you dreaming of right now?
Oh, you're asking me?
I'm not asking you.
And in this set, we're going to show you some of your old photos.
Those photos from back in the day.
You two in your jackets aren't wearing glasses, are you?
You're not, are you?
It's an era where you can't believe an entertainer is wearing glasses.
Takeyama-san's glasses.
I don't have glasses yet.
You used to wear something like this, didn't you?
We all did.
We all wore something like this.
That's right!
It was during the Kouka era.
The Kouka era!
It's like we're doing this together.
I bought it at Tenjin Bibre.
That's right.
Tenjin Bibre.
It's usually Tenjin Bibre at night.
You two in your nostrils are not refreshing at all.
That's right.
In our era, it was fashionable to wear a hoodie under a suit like this.
You were like that in Shinagawa, weren't you?
My first junior in Shinagawa was like that in Shinagawa, weren't you?
Goto is amazing, isn't he?
Goto is 10kg heavier than me.
If he was here, he would have grabbed my neck and said, "You're definitely not me."
He would have done it.
If he was here, he would have said, "You're definitely not me."
That's why he's amazing, isn't he?
The winner of this Entertainer Grand Prix poll is...
a young man under three years of acting experience and a student who wants to become an entertainer.
Moreover, the winner of two votes will announce the ranking.
In the last corner, it's a survival battle of fate, one vote or zero votes.
You all have a long acting experience.
If you don't get even one vote...
What have you been doing in the entertainment world until now?
I don't like it!
I don't want any influence!
I don't want any influence in the entertainment world!
Let's announce the ranking right away!
First, the 24th place with two votes!
Keith Ayame!
Banana Man, Himura-san!
It's not many!
After the rain, the finalist, Miyasako-san!
Banana Man, Akiyama-san!
Beat, Takeshi-san!
Takeshi-san is...
Takeshi-san, who has influenced even this generation, is amazing!
Amazing!
A hilarious question, Ota-san!
Kento Kobayashi-san!
So-kyo Zero-san, Iizuka-san!
Gekidan Hitori-san!
Sandwich Man, Tomitaro-san!
Tutorial, Tokui-san!
Gekidan Hitori-san!
The champion is about to come out!
And now, the studio members' turn!
Studio members!
I'm counting on you!
I'm really counting on you!
I'm counting on you!
If it's these guys, it's two votes, right?
It's enough!
Ogi Yahagi!
Which one?
Yahagi-san!
It's enough!
It's no good!
Why? Why?
Ogi is being pampered more!
Ogi is amazing!
Ogi is 100%!
And now...
Cunning, Takeyama-san!
I did it!
Takeyama, you did it!
I admire you, Takeyama!
No, there's someone like that in Japan!
Someone who came in because he admired you!
You want me to bet on you? You want me to bet on you, don't you?
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
London Boots No. 1 and No. 2!
It's a huge ball!
Two votes for the winner, last one!
London Boots No. 1 and No. 2!
Stop it!
Did you open your mouth?
Was it 'a'?
Was it 'b'?
'b'!
Was it 'b'?
'b'!
Hey, Tamura, what's up with you?
Tamura!
It was hard to get your hopes up!
But, we'll announce the reason why we voted for these three entertainers with two votes!
Yahagi-san!
Oh, here it is!
Let me hear it.
School...
Thank you.
...jca.
Oh, here it is.
Kamakura Punch's Ueno...
Kamakura Punch?!
Who is Kamakura Punch?!
Kamakura Punch?!
Kamukura Punch?!
People admire you for this!
That's not bad at all!
Reason...
You don't let others fool you, and you seem to have absolute confidence in yourself.
That's kind of embarrassing.
The reason is embarrassing?
The reason is embarrassing.
I don't have that kind of confidence, but...
You're right, you're right!
You don't let others fool you.
Next...
School...jca.
Again...
Casper!
Ah, Casper.
You don't know him?
Huh?
Different type.
Different type, huh?
Reason...
He still loves manzai, so...
...he admires the representative, Yahagi-san.
So that's what you're doing right now, huh?
You're influenced by him, huh?
I've also heard you imitate him.
You bring out your partner's funny side.
You always imitate your partner's life.
That's...
You're imitating him, right?
That's what you're imitating.
Then, Casper's...
Ayabe-kun...
Yes?
I'd like to meet him in person.
Huh?!
He's there?!
He's in a separate room!
Wow!
Woohoo!
Ahhh!
I'm getting nervous!
Snap out of it!
Casper's Ayabe-kun!
Casper's Ayabe here!
Wow, you're like me!
You're like Yahagi-kun!
You know the thing about Yahagi-kun?!
You're like me!
You're like me?!
You imitate your partner's funny side!
He's making me imitate him!
You're making me imitate you!
We have something we'd like to ask you, Mr. Ogihagi.
When we go to a comic book store, the teachers always tell us that we look like gays.
So we'd like to imitate you, Mr. Ogihagi, but what should we do?
I've never been asked something like this before.
You're making me imitate you!
You have to answer that!
No!
Answer it!
Mr. Ogihi, please!
Why me?
You're making me imitate you!
We're making you laugh when we talk!
You're here today, right?
Yes.
I think I'm gay.
I didn't know you said that.
You want to know who I am, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Isn't it because you're imitating someone you like?
I shouldn't do it as a character?
That's right.
Even if you like someone, you should know about your partner, right?
Thank you!
Next, Takeyama-san.
Are you kidding me?
I chose you because you're a member of Otapro.
Otapro?
Kamata Jun of Rox.
Why?
Because I admire you as a man and as a comedian.
I'm in a different room.
Kamata?
Kamata of Rox?
You're different.
Even though you like Takeyama-san, you're shy.
I admire you as a man and as a comedian.
Isn't Koumoto-kun behind you?
I'm happy!
Isn't it because you're not Koumoto?
I'm not Koumoto!
What's the name of your tie?
Yes!
I'm Takeyama-san.
You don't look like Takeyama-san at all.
You have terrible eyes.
Terrible eyes.
You imitate him, don't you?
I imitate him because he's loud and angry.
Takeyama-san, you often get wet, don't you?
Yes!
Do you think it's cool?
I think it's cool and I think it's cute, too.
Do you have that kind of look?
It's cute!
Don't you have it, Takeyama-san?
I only brought it today.
Since Kamata-kun is here...
It's too early!
It's only the beginning!
It's impossible!
Isn't it better to do it later?
It's only the beginning!
Kamata-kun is watching you!
Why do I have to get wet for Kamata?
Why do I have to get wet for the latter half of the show?
Please!
If you want to do it, you're already wet!
You're already wet!
It's not cool!
You're already wet!
It's not cool!
Stop it!
You're already wet!
Stop it!
You're not laughing, are you?
I'm not happy at all!
I want to see you all wet!
Every little thing is painful!
By the way...
I will announce Atsushi-san's choice!
Atsushi-san chose...
NSC's "Fast and Furious" Tsutsumi-san!
"Fast and Furious" is completely different!
The reason is...
Not only Atsushi-san's laughter...
Music...
Cooking...
Anime's voice actors...
Atsushi-san has bad points!
It's not bad!
Atsushi-san's "Playboy" serialization...
"Playboy" serialization is great!
I see people's jobs a lot!
Also...
Being along with many famous people...
It is truly enviable!
It is indeed!
It is enviable!
One more.
School J.C.A.'s
Hello World's Inoue-san.
Ah!
It's a bit of a joke, isn't it?
I'll tell you the reason.
He admired the playboys of the entertainment world.
I see.
Before becoming an entertainer,
he worked as a scout in Kyushu.
He earned about 1 million yen,
but he threw it all away and went to school.
Even though he earned 1 million yen...
He's in our video studio.
Hello World's Inoue-san!
Shara-yo-shara-uwa-cha!
Inoue-san!
You were a scout, weren't you?
Yes, I was!
Isn't it better that you earned 1 million yen?
As I thought, I want to drop an entertainer.
He wants to drop one.
He's the same as the guy who admires AV actors.
I'm not an AV actor!
You want to do it?
It seems like you can do it.
I'm reflecting! I'm reflecting on myself!
Due to Atsushi's influence...
A lot of guys like that have come due to Atsushi's influence.
NAC, right?
That's right!
NAC has a lot of people like this!
NAC! Stop it within 2 months!
NAC!
DAIKI!
Don't look at me like that!
How is it?
When guys like this come...
The quality of the entertainer decreases!
It's painful!
It's not like that!
It's Atsushi's influence!
Atsushi is reflecting on himself!
That's right!
If you want to be a woman, you have to be an entertainer!
That logic doesn't work!
Of course it doesn't work!
But why did you join JCA?
That's right! Why did you join JCA and not NAC?
I want to be Atsushi-san, the entertainer!
There's no entertainer like that!
Speaking of Atsushi-san, the entertainer...
That's right!
I'm not like that!
I'm not like that either!
It's the difference between men and women!
Don't laugh at me!
Inoue-san, thank you very much!
Thank you!
Doesn't she have to go back there?
I've been doing this for 22 years!
I'm not lying!
I've been doing this for 3 years!
Your voice is so small!
You're in front of young people, so you have to act cool!
I'm not acting cool!
I'm not!
I am!
You're not!
I am!
You're not!
I am!
Let's move on!
Wait!
I'm in! I'm in!
The seniors' 9-man grand prix.
Next, we'll announce the 14th place winner!
Sandwich Man, Date-san!
Date-chan!
You're in first place!
Laughable Man, Nishida-san!
He's always in first place!
Dream Stew Man, Arida-san!
I'm happy! I'm happy!
Down-down Man, Hamada-san!
Hamada-san!
Banana Man, Shitara-san!
Shitara-san is higher up!
Tokyo Zero Man, Takuta-san!
Takuta-san!
The champion is strong!
The king of contests champion is...
Nankan Candies, Yama-chan!
Amazing!
Zegawa Tetsurou-san!
And now, we'll announce the studio annual prizes!
I'm nervous!
The champion is...
Give it to me!
Here's the champion!
Ogiya-hagi, Oni-san!
There's more!
I'm really happy!
I'm sure I'm higher up!
I thought Ogiya-hagi was higher up!
There's more!
Kamae-kun!
Eiko-chan!
Alright!
Eiko-chan, you're in third place!
I'm so happy I can't say it!
Even if it hits me!
You lost!
It hurts!
Ate-san, you lost!
I didn't lose!
Ate-san, you lost!
You lost!
You're more influential.
That's right.
Maybe it's because of "red theater" or "hanel's door".
It's different.
"Hanel's door"?
"Hanel's door" hasn't come out yet.
It came out twice.
It came out twice?
I came out twice too!
It's a way of leaving it.
It's a way of leaving it!
What are the three votes for "red theater" and "hanel's door"?
First of all, let's start with Ogi-san.
School JCA's "everyday life" duo, Inokuchi and Yusuke.
everyday life
That's right!
Even though Ogi-san has a very sharp statement,
it's amazing that the world doesn't see him as a cruel person and that he's left to be the MC of a noon program.
Even though Ogi-san has a sharp statement,
I'm also learning from Ogi-san and trying to say bad things while smiling.
You can't do that!
If you do that, you'll end up like this!
Your eyes are similar!
His eyes are similar!
You shouldn't do such a thing!
Next up is Kei-dash stage's "performance history" duo, Onishime and Nakamura and Masao.
Onishime?!
What's with him?!
To be honest, I thought that Ogi-san would only support Yahagi-san,
but after seeing him perform at the Japan Grand Prix and such, I realized how amazing he is.
I think he's a real genius.
Amazing!
What he's imitating.
Even if it's just bluffing, he always has confidence and has no reason for it.
I'm trying to make him feel like that's not the case.
That might be important.
It's embarrassing to show your bottom.
You're calling me "Ogi-less Numa", aren't you?
Like "Ogi-less Numa"?
"Ogi-less" is "Ogi", right?
"Ogi-less" is "Numa", right?
You're running out of "Ogi", aren't you?
But I want to add "Ogi" first!
I don't know!
Next up is Casper and Aihara!
In the end, it's "Ogi" and "Yahagi"!
They're the same age!
Aihara-kun!
Yes!
You're admiring "Ogi" and "Yahagi" as a duo, right?
Yes!
Aihara-kun admires "Ogi" so much that he wants to be thought of as a genius.
He's wearing a mushroom hairstyle and glasses.
"Ogi" admires "Yahagi" even when he's buttoning up his shirt.
"Ogi" buttons up his shirt.
I've never buttoned up my shirt before.
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing because you're laughing too much.
Next up is Kano and Eiko!
I was surprised.
It's "Pythons" and "Kasahara" and "Suguru".
It's "Suguru" and "Kasahara" and "Suguru".
It's "Kano" and "Eiko" and "Kasahara" and "Suguru".
I voted for "Kano" and "Eiko" and "Kasahara" and "Suguru".
It's "Pythons" and "Kasahara" and "Suguru".
What makes you think it's "Pythons"?
Isn't "Pythons" good?
"No hard Pythons", you know?
What do you mean "No hard Pythons"?
This is the first time I've heard of "Pythons".
The reason is...
they want to make "Kano" hit everyone with all their strength.
There are three of them, right?
Yes, there are more.
Yes, there are.
Yoshimoto's career of 2 years.
Kyon of Raffleclan.
Ah, Raffleclan.
What is this?
Reason.
Even if you don't know it, you talk like you know it.
Ah, Kyon?
Can we meet him?
Kyon!
Ah, hello!
Nice to meet you! I'm Kyon!
You look up to Kano!
I do!
Is there anything you'd like to ask Kyon from Kano?
Ah, well...
Yes!
That's right!
Is there?
Isn't it the other way around?
But how do you come up with jokes and stuff like that?
You look up to Kyon!
I'm not a pingenier yet.
Well, we're a duo, so we make stuff together.
That's all you need to know!
Hello! I'm Kano Nishimura!
Is there anything else you'd like to ask?
How do you spend your nights when you feel like you're slipping?
Why are you asking me that?
You're asking me, aren't you?
How do you spend your nights when you feel like you're slipping?
On nights when I feel like I'm slipping, I only drink red wine.
How do you spend your nights when you feel like you're slipping, Kano-san?
I smell a lot of lavender, which has a soothing effect.
What are you saying?
At this point, you're much more reliable than Kano.
But, you know, when you feel like you want to laugh here...
Your voice is too loud, Kyon!
You're being admired!
Let my feelings reach you!
No, they'll reach you with the mic!
When you feel like you want to laugh here, you can't let your guard down.
I want to keep going.
Wait up!
I knew it!
What are you doing?
I knew it!
Which one is it?
They're aiming for the top 9 in the Grand Prix.
Next up is the team with four votes and eight losses!
Ramenz Kobayashi-san!
Untouchable Shibata-san!
Koyabu Katsusoya-san!
Next up is the team with four votes and eight losses!
The team with four votes and eight losses is...
Koyabu Katsusoya-san!
Thank you!
That's it.
That's it!
Only Ariyoshi-san didn't get in!
I didn't get in!
Let's announce the four new entertainers aiming for Ariyoshi and their reasons!
Watanabe Comedy School's Kishimitsu Seimenjo's Kishi Ryutaru.
I'm going to make fun of Nabe-pro.
Ariyoshi-kun is bad.
Did you always admire Shinagawa-san?
He said it!
Ever since Oshakuso Incident in New York where they named themselves "Oshaberickus"
Ariyoshi-san has been their role model.
So that's how it is!
To be clear, I don't want you to make up what's happening now.
Ariyoshi-san used to be their role model!
It's not like it's because Taisho was killed.
That's right!
It's Ariyoshi-san who killed our Taisho!
It's a fight, Ariyoshi-san!
Kurodaki-san!
He belongs to Jinriki Company.
His career is one year.
Apricot!
Matsudaki!
Jun!
Ryu!
When I was in high school, I watched "Nekodanshaku" by Uchipi.
I remember being angry and laughing when I saw that crazy big riot.
Even now, Ariyoshi-san still has that crazy feeling from back then.
Thank you!
That's good!
That's right! That "Nekodanshaku" VTR!
That one!
Prepare it!
Please!
Me too! Me too!
You don't watch it that much, do you?
At Red Yoshida's house...
What are you doing?!
I used to do it a lot!
Ariyoshi-san is the only one who does it!
Ariyoshi-san's character before his break, "Nekodanshaku"!
That's right!
Don't go like that!
Are you stupid?!
Good morning!
It's Rento-san, isn't it?
That's right! That's right!
I did it! I did it!
Matsudaki-kun!
Good evening! I'm Matsudaki!
Matsudaki-kun watched it when he was in high school!
It was a difficult period of his life.
I'm happy you're watching it.
There's something we'd like to talk about with you, Ariyoshi-kun.
What's up?
You play with your partner too much.
People say you're bullying him.
Even children say that.
How can you not be called a bully?
To not look at my partner...
What kind of person is he?
Are you okay?!
You're bullying him!
You can say anything you like!
Bullying is terrible!
Is it terrible?!
Yes! You're pulling my belly and boobs!
You should be bullied, right?!
Daisuke-kun! Is Daisuke-kun a legal person?!
That's right!
You're stupid!
You're not a legal person like me, Atsushi-san!
You're a legal person like me!
You're not a legal person like me!
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Is now like an epic failure!
Is there still no one who's announced their names?!
You haven't announced them yet.
This is hard!
This is so hard!
This is really annoying.
It's been a while since I raised my hand like this.
Ryo-san, too.
And you two, too.
Wait a minute.
What?
Why did you both pass out?
We took a picture of the bike and we were happy.
Why do you want to do it with me?
How much do you like me?
You are a cheap man.
Do it! Do it!
If you close your eyes, you can't see me.
If you don't say my name, you might not be able to do it.
I don't like it.
The 3rd place is...
Wakabayashi-san.
3rd place is Ueda-san.
3rd place is Junior-san.
From now on, we will go to the studio.
Stop it!
Let's go!
The 5th place is...
The footballer is Goto-san!
I'm so happy!
And...
There is one more.
No way!
There is one more.
Takeyama-san!
Nishikawa duo!
You've done it!
You've hurt me!
Is this popular?
Please!
The face of an adult is not funny at all!
I'm doing my best!
Both of you are Nishikawa duo of talent.
First of all, what kind of existence do you aim for and for what reason?
"School", "Jesse-e", "Shrimp", "Morozumi", "Naoya"
"Jesse-e"?
I'm not surprised at all.
"Morozumi"?
Even if you are moved by "tsukkomi", you will think about how to put "tsukkomi" in a keyword that is easy for everyone to understand.
I see.
Since you are in a separate room, I would like to ask you.
Morozumi
Yes!
You are popular!
You long for "gotou" and come to this world.
You are Yoshimoto!
Yes.
Continental humanist has a strong image recently.
Humanist is making a revolution with "banzai".
You look like "gotou"
You look like "gotou" when you are ambitious.
And you look like "doyagao"
You don't look like humanist.
You look like "doyagao" when you are angry.
You thought about how to put "tsukkomi" in a keyword that is easy for everyone to understand.
That's good.
What is it?
For example, you hit "henken" several times.
"henken" broke "taihen"
Or...
"henken" broke "taihen"
Can you say it?
gotou
Why do I have to say it?
He said it.
kenjou
Yes.
What?
Since you are from Kansai, you will say it.
That's weird.
Kansai people will say it for sure.
That's weird.
"henken" broke "taihen"
I'm happy!
To those who admire you!
No, no, no. There's more, can I say?
There's more!
Stop it! Stop it!
Do what you want!
For those who are unlucky,
there's a song called "You're a criminal for life"
The quality is low.
But it depends on how you say it.
That's not it.
That's the worst.
There's a stone on your head.
That's not it. You're a criminal for life.
Thank you!
You're happy, aren't you?
You got two, so give me one.
What do you mean?
There are some you don't use.
You're making fun of me.
What?
If you had black beard, you'd be jumping out of it.
Yes, I have black beard.
I'm glad you have it.
It's not mine.
There is one more.
He is from Yoshimoto.
His name is Kosaka Hiroki from Sky Circuit.
He has a big beard.
When you see Eiwa from Goto's camera,
you can say anything you want.
That's what I admire about you.
That's my shortcoming.
It's not your shortcoming.
Here is his shortcoming.
He has it.
Kosaka has it, too.
Hello!
Kosaka!
Don't you want it too much?
Kosaka, do you imitate Goto?
Yes, I do.
Goto says "moe wa" at the end of a manzai.
I add some movement to it.
Like a manzai?
I have a partner next to me.
Kosaka, a man is a face.
Don't you want it too much?
No, I don't want it.
It's a joke.
A joke.
Thank you.
Next, Mr. Zakiyama.
Thank you.
Mr. Zakiyama.
Asahi Project's first year, 3LDK's...
Good.
Mr. Zakiyama.
He's being admired.
That's why, when I was in 3rd year of high school, before going on a career path consultation, I decided to become an entertainer in order to become the Mr. Zakiyama I admire.
When I started laughing, my goal became to be able to entertain Mr. Zakiyama, who can laugh about any topic.
It's like he's in a separate room, so it's quite fun.
Oh, is Kate here?
Don't call Kate.
Ah, it's similar.
It's bright.
I got it right away.
Is there anything you are conscious of and imitate?
I try to jump into my seniors as much as I can.
I try to go forward as much as I can.
When Mr. Zakiyama was performing live, he was too reckless with Mr. Kojima of Anjushi.
After the curtain fell...
He was beaten up, right?
It's wrong.
I can't make my seniors angry.
You don't want to listen to Mr. Kojima's advice, do you?
Ah, that's right.
Don't you imitate me.
It's wrong.
You can't imitate me.
You might get beaten up.
Will you get beaten up?
I won't.
You won't get beaten up for a million yen, right?
Stop it. That's the scariest thing.
Mr. Cameraman.
He forgave me while shaking.
Do you want me to shake you?
No, no, no. I shook you enough.
Don't shake me.
Don't worry about me.
I'm not shaking right now!
You'll get beaten up.
I was beaten up on the next bullet train, too.
Why?
You were beaten up all the time.
I was wearing a cap of a pet bottle.
I put a cup of tea on Mr. Kojima's knee.
He kept asking me if it would spill or not.
It was quite realistic.
It didn't spill.
You spilled it many times.
You endured it up to four times.
After that, you closed the cap and kept asking me if it spilled or not.
You should reflect on yourself.
You didn't reflect on yourself even if you got beaten up.
Next.
School JCA.
Harrow World's Kazuki Arata.
Kazuki Arata.
Isn't he an autistic person?
He's Mr. Inoue's partner.
Yes.
You're smiling. You're smiling well.
Do you do other people's jokes well?
I do them well.
Yes.
Do you do other people's jokes in a lively live scene?
I do them well.
I don't do it because I know I can't do it.
I do it because I know I can't do it.
Reason.
He's from Toyama Prefecture, but he admired you and decided to go to Kazuki Arata.
He likes you appearing on TV in a happy mood.
He tries to imitate you and laugh and have fun every day.
That's good.
That's what he thinks of you.
Thank you, Mr. Arata.
Thank you.
That's good. Everyone who admires you is healthy.
You all look alike.
I know it now, but this comic book seat is really dark.
Why?
Why? Why?
You haven't read it yet?
You haven't read it at all?
We don't know it yet!
By the way, why did you invite Hanamaru?
He's number one in this game!
There's no way he'd come out like this!
He's also a superstar in Kyushu!
I'm really sleepy right now.
But it can't be helped!
You did your best!
Hanamaru-san!
Today, by chance,
there's a golf course in front of a tomato shop in Takatoshi Farm.
You know it! You know it!
You haven't read it!
I haven't read it!
It's in front of a tomato shop, right?
I'm tired!
Where is the tomato shop?
Meizas Senior Comedian is finally number one in the Dalda Grand Prix!
Who hasn't said their names yet?
Come on, come on, come on!
What do you mean "come on, come on"?
There are only 169 people!
Hey! What do you mean "come on, come on"?!
If you make fun of me, I'll hit you!
What kind of superstar is he?
Now, let's go!
There are two people who have won seven votes and are number one!
This is the first announcement of number one!
Wow!
Is there someone like that?
A newcomer who laughs a lot!
We asked 169 people!
Who is Meizas Senior Comedian aiming for the Dalda Grand Prix?
Meizas Senior Comedian is number one!
Hey!
Yoshida of Black Mayonnaise!
I see!
There is someone like that!
Do you need a drum roll?
Meizas Senior Comedian is number one!
There is one more!
There may be someone like that!
Meizas Senior Comedian is number one!
The second person is...
We asked 169 newcomers who laugh a lot!
Who is Meizas Senior Comedian aiming for the Dalda Grand Prix?
Meizas Senior Comedian is number one!
But number one is...
I'm not good at it.
Really.
But!
It's like "haha" now.
Natsushi-kun, can I let go of this hand?
That's right, it's over.
I tried it for once.
Matsumoto-san is amazing.
That's right.
Yoshida-san is amazing too.
And the highlight of the popular entertainer grand prix, "zero votes war".
The reason for the sad "zero votes" that no one can aim for is...
Everyone, please try to guess it together.
If you haven't come up with a name yet, please raise your hand.
Why?
Come on.
This is...
I want it.
What kind of member is it?
What kind of person is it?
I'm not a banking person.
I'm not a "what kind of person" person.
I'm sorry.
Sadako-chin.
I'm not a "takeda" person.
Saigo-kun?
A rampaging person?
I'm not a rampaging person.
I'm a "shinagawa" person.
A rampaging person is a "shinagawa" person.
Isn't "shinagawa" a muscle?
It's not "shinagawa" is a muscle.
It's not?
It's not.
Since when did I become like this?
Since when did I become the type of person to rush into things?
I'm not like that.
I'm pushed into various directions.
The two of you, An-jash!
This is bad, right?
We need at least one vote.
Either of you wants to leave?
Zero is the worst.
Right?
The two of you, Hanatai!
Yes!
Our targets are different, you know.
That's not true!
What do you mean?
Either of us wants to win the disciple award that our teacher wanted.
I'm confident in winning it.
That's right!
That's too much!
We need at least one vote.
You two have influence!
There should be people from Fukuoka.
I will now announce it.
I want one vote.
Aside from the studio, 48 people voted for it.
I will announce it from people outside of the studio.
I will now announce it.
Shitori, Nobu, Koike-san!
Who is it?!
Chigara, Seiji-san!
Who is it?!
Impulse, Sakura-san!
It's fine.
It's fine, right?
It's fine.
Nonstyle, Inoue-san!
Nonstyle, Shida-san!
It's fine.
King Kong, Nishina-san!
Nishina-san!
Kamata, Kamatani-san!
Kamatani, Kamatani...
Jungle Pocket, Saito-san!
Saito-san!
Nonstyle, Nishina-san!
It's fine.
Nonstyle, Okada-san!
It's fine.
Jungle Pocket, Fukutoku-san!
It's too early for you to stop me.
Oonori Kasuga-san!
Sakana no Toshi, Toshi-san!
Miyagawa Daisuke-san!
Konjamaka Shizuka-san!
Abanera-kun!
If Shinagawa-kun joins, will you give me two votes?
Shinagawa-kun, Shinagawa-kun!
No, that's Garigari-kun.
With eight people left with zero votes,
the name of the winner of one vote keeps rising.
Black Mayonnaise, Kosugi-san!
One vote for Kosugi!
Wow, it's quite different!
Fujii Takashi-san!
It's too early for you to respond with "Fujitaki"!
Egachira, Niji-gojuppun-san!
Sensei Nobushikabushi, Yoshimura-san!
It's too early for you to respond with "Fujitaki"!
And now, we'll start with the members of the studio!
Four people?
Four people!
Isn't it half?
It's half!
It's four-eighths!
Ryo-san, it's hard for you to understand...
Hakoma-ni!
What do you mean "hakoma-ni"? It's embarrassing!
It's four-eighths!
You want me to make it look like it's standing up?
Four-eighths is impossible!
Stand up?
It's hard for me to stand up!
It's really embarrassing!
And now...
The first person to win one vote is...
Please!
Fujiwara Fujimoto-san!
Congratulations!
Of course I have one! I have one!
M.A.C.'s Monden. Monden Yuki.
What's so funny about it?
But she's 25 years old.
25 years old?!
She's young!
The reason is...
When she watched Takagi Miho-san's VTR with 100 people including Gaia-san in Loha,
her eyes lit up with Ebisu-san's hot bath.
She's watching us.
When I have time, I also check Yahoo! News and collect gossip to help Gaia-san.
Oh, is that so?!
She's in a separate room.
She's in there?!
Monden's in there?!
Monden-kun!
Hello!
25?!
Monden-kun!
You're checking Yahoo! News!
Yes, I check it every day.
Is there any recent news about Fujimoto-san?
I heard about it on Kinoshita Yukina-san's blog.
Only Fujimoto-san is left in Japan.
Kinoshita Yukina-san and her daughter Lilina-chan went on a trip to Hawaii for a week.
And it seems that the schedule of their trip and the schedule of moving to a new house in Fujimoto-ken has changed.
It seems that Fujimoto-san, who is left in Japan, has finished moving by himself.
He's just an entertainment reporter.
His stomach is built up.
His stomach is built up because he can't speak well.
His stomach is built up.
But you're checking it properly, right?!
I am! Wow, wow!
And there's also information about Atsushi-san.
In August, he obtained a Japanese license for three seasons.
What is it?
A license for a castle in Japan.
Is it on the news?
But Daiki-san is angry about Gaia.
That's right.
Your one word reduces all laughter by 30%.
I'm happy. Ujimotsu-san said it too.
Kahn! Kahn! I'm back!
I hit the monitor and I'm back!
I forgot about Ujimotsu-san. I'm sorry.
You are a single billionaire!
You are not good at all!
What is this license?
You are a single billionaire!
Ujimotsu-san! Please have a seat.
Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!
There are only three people who obtained a Japanese license!
Survival of the fittest!
There is a 70% chance of survival!
Here I go!
The second one is...
You can do it, can't you?
Following Ujimon, the second one is...
Yes!
Shinagawa Shouji!
You did it!
If you want to make a movie, you should read it!
Yoshimoto, one year of acting career.
South Kouichi of Daikiri.
I've heard of Daikiri.
Isn't he the one who said he has a bad eye sight?
Him?
Yeah, Jack Bauer.
Yes!
He has a bad eye sight.
I started laughing at Shouji Shinagawa's manzai in NHK's "On Air Battle".
Until a little while ago, I wasn't convinced of Shinagawa's activities.
After "Ametalk"'s "What's up, Shinagawa?"
and "Bald Head", I'm happy that Shinagawa has come back.
I want Shinagawa to stay sharp.
When I first saw Shinagawa, I felt his cool aura.
He was really cool.
I want him to stay like that.
Arioshi called you "the talkative bastard", didn't he?
What do you think about that?
I think it's true.
I think he's the best entertainer as a heel.
I think it's cool for a heel to lose in the end.
So I think it's cool for Shinagawa to lose to Arioshi.
You're looking down on Shinagawa.
I think Shinagawa is cute like you.
You like hot guys.
South and North.
Is it open today?
It's open.
Can you stay?
He said it's okay if you stay.
He said it's okay if I stay? In my house?
This girl in my house?
No, honestly, I don't like it.
You're cold.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
Is she cute?
Then, then, then, after this, everyone, uh, bring home and install the system.
Bring home?
Why bring home a man?
You still have a young man's butt licking you, don't you?
Again with you!
Again!
Again, you're talking about young people!
Yeah, he's licking old men's butts right away!
No, I'm licking young men's butts with my wife and kids lying down!
You're a bad habit!
You're a bad habit of a young man!
Is it heaven or hell? Zero votes for "survival"!
There's a six percent chance of survival!
One vote!
Please!
The third person with one vote!
This is bad!
Yoshio Kojima!
This is bad!
Yay!
I was surprised when you said "Kojima" to me!
Huh?!
No, you didn't say "Kojima" to me!
It's Mr. Oshima!
It's Kojima!
Isn't there anyone who adores me?!
Liar!
What do you mean "liar"?
You're not Kojima of Angiass!
I'm Kojima of Angiass!
Who are you?!
I'm Kojima!
Liar!
Kojima of Angiass isn't like that!
It's like this!
Who are you?!
I'm Kojima!
Liar!
When will this end?!
Zero votes for me!
Yoshio admires...
Watanabe Entertainment's Bobozoku Burkina Faso's Daichi Iwai.
Yes, I'm Bobozoku Burkina Faso's Daichi Iwai.
You're not a fan of him?
The reason is...
When I first saw you in high school, you were my superstar.
The momentum of the previous century's "oppappi", "pia", and "rastarasta pia" are still in my head.
What got into you in high school, Yoshio?
While other entertainers use various small tools and monitors to fight,
Yoshio dared to fight with all his might.
That figure pierced me.
What do you think of Yoshio, who is wearing clothes like this now?
I think you're in trouble.
Honestly.
You're attacking me a lot.
You like me, don't you?
But I love you.
You like me, so you want to say it?
Yes.
I see.
What's wrong with me?
No, no, it's okay.
Hey, stop it, stop it.
No, no, it's okay.
Hey, stop it, stop it.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Then, let's continue!
Wait a minute!
This one, too?
Show me only the bottom.
Only the bottom?
Show me.
The bottom is like this.
Oh, it's nostalgic!
It's nostalgic.
I'll do it from now on.
No, it's okay.
I'm glad you said that.
Yes.
Hey, don't take it off little by little!
Yoshio, hurry up and come!
Hurry up and come?
Isn't there anything to do?
There's no time to wait like that!
Hurry up and come!
Mr. Kodama, is there any recommended restaurant recently?
Why do we have to connect his clothes?
It's a shame! It's not such a psychological condition!
Hurry up and come, you idiot!
It's up to you!
One vote or zero vote survival!
There is only one left!
Now, it's the last one!
Either zero votes or...
It's already decided!
If both of you get zero votes, it's already decided!
It's decided for sure!
If both of you get one vote, it's decided!
It's decided for sure!
Why are you pulling me?
It's possible!
Of course it's possible!
Mr. Ryo, as a member of London Boots...
Do you have any feelings that you want to let go of?
I don't have any feelings! I'm just fishing and running!
Don't make fun of me!
I'm just fishing and running!
Now, I'd like to announce the winner of the last vote!
A newcomer with 169 viewers...
Who is aiming for the Grand Prix?
Please!
The winner of the last vote is...
ITTAN CM!
Hey! Hey!
The winner of the last vote is...
It's too sad that no one is affected!
The winner of the last vote is...
ANJASH!
Please! Please!
I'm begging you!
ANJASH!
KOJIMA-KUN!
Wait, wait, it's not over yet!
You did it!
No, no, I didn't do it!
You did it!
No, no, I didn't do it!
Everything...
Everything is going to end!
You did it, Mr. Kojima!
You did it!
I'm surprised!
You did it!
School JCA
Dorebins
Handsome Yoshihiko
Reason
Mr. Kojima's...
Hey, it's not over yet!
way of saying it moved me and I'm aiming for it now!
I'm moved!
I'm happy!
It's a special treatment!
Really?
Yes, I'm Dorebins Iketani!
Oh, you're pretty cheerful.
Isn't it me?
Iketani-kun?
No, it's not me!
It's Iketani-kun!
Well, you're pretty good at it.
I'm not good at it!
I'm not bad at it at all!
I'm not good at it at all!
Kojima-kun is good at it!
I'm definitely better at it!
No, you're not!
Hey!
I'm definitely better at it!
Hey!
Well, but...
Hey!
Iketani-kun, can you do it?
Yes, I'll do my best!
Hey!
Yes!
Hey!
That's right!
That's good!
Kojima-san, can you do it 10 times by yourself?
That's too much!
My throat is pretty bad!
Can you do it 10 times by yourself?
Can you turn around?
Why should I turn around?!
Turn around and take a picture of you!
Take a picture of me!
Turn around and take a picture of me!
He's giving you a good response!
I'll read it out loud!
Go ahead!
Yes!
10 times!
Let's go!
Yes!
Hey!
You're cool! You're cool, Kojima-san!
You're cool!
He reacted! He was saved!
I was saved a little, but...
Let's go! Let's go!
That's enough! We usually go next at a time like this!
You said you were motivated, didn't you?
I'm serious! It's not me!
You're motivated! You're motivated!
Shut up!
One more time! One more time!
Rio! Rio!
Which one?
Rio! Rio!
Rio!
Let's do it like this, okay?
Like this?
Let's do it!
What was that just now?
It was a complete shock!
I didn't hear anything!
You're an animal!
You're going to get hit!
You're a good physique!
You're an animal!
You're going to get hit!
Why are you hitting me?
He was cut off by the audience!
I don't like it! What is that?!
The sad four people who haven't affected anyone are here!
Mr. Hanadai! Mr. Hanadai!
If you are from Hakata, you must have passed Mr. Hanadai.
To be honest, I had a feeling that I had one vote in me.
You have one vote in you!
I have a different target.
So I asked Mr. Shogata.
Which entertainer do you want to take as a disciple?
That's where it is.
Ryo-san, too!
It's embarrassing to stand in the middle like this!
Mr. Watabe, too!
I don't think it's zero.
We've done something like "light and shadow" before.
That's right!
But if it's like this, it's over.
If we do "kiai" or something like that, it's really over!
Why are you recording me?
How much do you know about me?
It's not "kiai" or something like that!
It's "mesu" or "kiai"!
It's not "mesu" or "kiai"!
It's "kiai" or "kiai"!
What's with you?
I can't say "wahaha" while cutting the noodles.
What's with you?
I don't like it!
I don't like "kiai" or "kiai" food!
You're too crazy!
Just do it!
I want to do it!
It's "kiai"! It's "kiai"! It's "mesu"!
I want to do it!
And so, the results are as you can see.
Young people, do your best!
Two weeks in a row, "Ninja Guns" special, next week...
I'm here!
Toriki Tamaki and Honda Tsubasa go to the emergency room!
Come out and say my name!
While in the same entertainment world,
a poor entertainer whose name is unknown...
I got it, I got it.
...also makes a bad impression in the second episode!
New members make a team play in a row!
You can do it!
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