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If there were only 15 men and women on earth, who would you like to leave your descendants with?
A male entertainer and a female talent have come together.
When they become a couple, it's embarrassing, and when they're separated, it's extremely painful.
What's going on?
The new members are looking for serious love.
Who is the last man to be left alone?
Stand up!
Ultimate love simulation, love bucket!
Good members have come together.
Thank you very much.
It's Fuka-san's first appearance on "London Hearts"!
I've seen a lot of things in private.
Can I say it seriously?
It's okay to say it, but it's okay to choose it seriously.
Are you okay? You don't have glasses.
I have white glasses.
White glasses don't mean anything.
Komiya, first appearance on "London Hearts"!
Komiya is a male entertainer.
Is your front teeth okay?
I lost my front teeth for a while.
It's hard to remove, isn't it?
It's easy to remove, isn't it?
It's not easy to remove.
It's hard, isn't it?
Are you from a fossil kindergarten?
Are you a fossil?
I'm from that line.
I'm from that line because I like fire.
Hiro-chan, you're a woman.
That's right.
I was wondering why you were nervous.
When I saw your long hair, I felt like you were a model.
If you look closely, you look like a handsome man in "London Hearts".
Why do you have to hide your beard?
You're a good man.
What are you going to do? Are you going to shave it in the opening?
Are you going to shave it?
Ladies, these are the members.
Anzai-san, it's been a while.
Thank you very much.
Arioshi-san, it's been a while, hasn't it?
It's been a while.
It's been a while since you were on special TV "Gabrincho", hasn't it?
It's "Gabra", isn't it?
It's "Gabrincho", isn't it?
It's "Gabra", isn't it?
I was worried about you.
Kashiro-san and Anzai-san have been watching you for a long time.
And now, Stephanie, who is in the middle of becoming popular.
She is Stephanie, a new half-talent at the June Grand Prix.
Are you nervous?
A little.
But you are full of energy.
That's right.
So, I'll do it as it is.
Other female participants are Maribo Tsukusei and Satomi Shigemori.
Anna Konno and Emi Kobayashi will participate in "Gladl", "Isoe Masaeka" and "Konno Anna".
And the rules of "Love Magdol" are...
If you choose one person who you want to leave your descendants, you will leave one after another.
It's like a "survival feeling couple".
There are seven women, but there are only one man and eight women.
So, only one person will be left on earth.
Let's see what kind of couple we can make.
If there are only 15 men and women on earth...
Who do you have a relationship with in order to leave your descendants?
Let's get started.
Switch on!
In the first stage, everyone chose the first hope, Iseo.
She is full of nervousness.
She also has a big shock.
First of all, Isoyama-san.
It's the first one!
It's always been Zakiyama-san.
It's the first time for me and Isoyama-san to start with girls.
Let's see who Isoyama-san chose among these men and women.
Who does she like?
It's embarrassing.
Isoyama-san!
Are you an otaku?
No, no, no, all of a sudden?
You imagined a lot of things. There's only 15 of you, and you're trying to leave descendants.
Yes. So, I don't like faces, but...
You don't like faces, but you have too many of them!
I don't like faces, but...
I don't like faces, but you have too many of them!
The insides?
The insides are bigger than the faces, so if you close your eyes, you'll be fine.
If you close your eyes, you'll be fine!
Takeyama-san can close her eyes and hug her?
That's crazy!
What's wrong with you?
But I'm happy for you, Takeyama-san!
It's my first time, and I'm happy!
It's hard for you to be chosen in one shot!
It's my first time being chosen in one shot!
It's sparkling!
It's a good day!
Now, will the couple be formed?
Seriously, all of a sudden?
Come!
Did you do it?
Isoyama-san, you were dumped by Takeyama-san!
I'm sorry, Takeyama-san!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Are you okay as a variety idol?
I'm a little depressed, but...
I think you're really cute, Isoyama-san, but you weren't the best, Takeyama-san!
How do you feel about being dumped by Takeyama-san?
I want to go home!
Don't say you want to go home!
Next is Shigemori.
A confession from a woman.
Morishige, Morishige-san.
Shigemori?
Who did Morishige-san choose?
Morishige-san, wait!
Wow! Takeyama-san! Again!
Wow! I'm amazing! Shigemori, why?
When I think about dating and getting married,
I like someone who can say anything.
In this situation, it's easiest for me to say "gomono".
Does it mean you'll listen to me?
Yes! And even if I say something that people don't like,
they'll say "why don't you do it? Do it!" and do it for me.
If it's like that, you'll definitely say "gomono".
What do you know?
If you don't have a script...
It's not that I don't have a script!
You guys, don't mess with me!
If you don't have a script or scriptwriter, it'll be difficult for you.
It's fine if you're right!
Also, even if you feel this sincere, you're still cheating, right?
I'm not cheating!
You were sleeping naked in your bed, right?
How many years ago?
It seems like night ad-libs work, right?
Even night ad-libs work!
Shut up!
That's right!
What is this?
Will they become a couple?
Otake likes young people!
Otake...
Otake!
Even Shigemori will be dumped by Takeama-san!
What?!
I'm sorry!
You're popular today!
There's a day like this!
There is!
If you're popular, you're popular!
Next is Takeama-san.
And Fukawa-san.
It's the same!
It's like two people at once.
Who did you choose?
It's not like two people at once!
It's not like that!
Takeama-san!
Wow!
Why?
Fukawa-san, why?
I heard about this member and did some research on wikipedia.
As expected of everyone.
You're great.
He went to a good university and has a lot of experience studying abroad.
Even when you live in Hawaii in the future, your English won't improve.
You're thinking about living in Hawaii?
Even though there are only 15 people on earth?
You won't live in Hawaii?
I won't live in Hawaii.
You won't live in Hawaii?
In the future.
What does she look like as a woman?
I think she's a very beautiful woman.
Who do you like more, your ex-wife or her?
Oh!
That's...
That's harsh!
Don't compare us!
It's not like you should compare us!
Mr. Inoue-kouzou of the comedy world.
I don't like that position!
I definitely don't want to do it!
How is it?
That's a difficult question.
Difficult.
On the other hand, how is it compared to Hidemi Ishikawa?
Why do you suddenly have to get angry?
I don't like it.
Takeyama-san has chosen...
Seyama-san.
She's been dumped.
She was dumped by Ryo Donary.
He's like his mother.
Don't talk like that.
You're talking like a good man.
It's called inheritance and prosperity.
But if you think about it when you have a child in the future,
I don't know if the child will be able to study properly.
And since he's a girl,
I don't know if he knows social things properly.
And he's not that young either.
Excuse me.
Since we're close, I wonder if we can talk about a lot of things in our future lives.
Let's get started.
Will a couple be formed?
Will it happen?
We have chosen a different person.
I don't know.
It can't be helped.
You can only choose one of us.
Takeyama-san, who is popular now.
I don't have that kind of experience.
She's a good woman.
Who will Takeyama-san choose?
This person!
Kojima-kun!
It's a lie!
Who?
It's not "who".
What are you doing?
It's comedy.
Who?
Your senior.
My senior?
Your senior.
Will they become a couple?
What?
Wait!
Wait! Say it!
Wait!
Why?
Why? It's been a while.
It's been a while.
I was nervous because you chose me.
Takeyama-san.
Yes?
Why did you choose Kojima-kun?
I like his clumsy side.
Is that so?
I want to support you.
Even if I watch it on TV, I laugh a lot.
Is it rare?
I'm happy.
But...
What do you mean "rare"?
I'm happy.
But his acting in movies is really cool.
I see.
His clumsy side is really cool.
It's a gap.
Even in dramas.
And his skin is surprisingly smooth.
Wow, you said it like that.
I feel like I'm training him.
She's saying it casually.
What do you mean "he"?
He's your senior.
Okay, let's begin.
Will they become a couple?
How about it?
Come.
Amazing.
I'm sorry.
Isoyama, Shigemori, Takeyama, Seyama, Kojima-kun.
Kojima-kun.
A mysterious man is in first place.
A mysterious salaryman.
He came from Nakano Ward.
It's not Nakano Ward. Everything is wrong.
Next, Konno.
Me?
Yes.
Who did Konno choose?
This person.
It's her!
Takeyama-san!
Takeyama!
You should quit.
Konno-san.
Yes.
Why?
Last time, I was with London Hearts.
That's when we first met.
That's when I fell in love with you.
What?
Was there a reason for that?
I thought you were having fun recording.
Just that?
But now, when I look at you closely, you have big eyes.
Eyes?
Yes. I thought you'd be cute.
But you imagined that kind of night, right? With Takeyama-san.
Yes. I like big people.
You're right.
I'm not big.
You're lying.
You're always lying.
You'll be like this in the morning.
Like a tarot card.
Stop it!
Will they become a couple?
What?
Konno san, your feelings won't reach them.
It's quite a shock.
At this stage, it's not you, Konno san.
It's not you.
But at this stage...
That's unfair!
No, it's not unfair.
It's unfair.
This kind of love magedom keeps accumulating.
Because you're a veteran!
You know how to fight!
You know how love mage fight, right?
I'm really sorry, Konno san.
Next is Stephanie.
Stendall.
Stendall!
Don't say it like Trindle!
Which one do you like?
Stephanie!
Who did Stephanie choose?
It's here!
Zakiyama san!
Really?
Yamazaki, you have a red face.
You're making fun of me!
No!
I'm really embarrassed!
Don't be embarrassed!
Stop it!
It's totally different from love magedom!
My heart is pounding!
Stephanie!
What's the reason?
I like people who have a nice smile.
When we're together, it seems like fun.
Even if we have a bad experience, it seems like it'll be taken away with a smile.
It'll be healed with a smile!
Yes.
As a man?
No, not at all.
My sense of size is also very good.
What about your sense of size?
I know it well.
My sense of body size is also...
You like it when it's small?
I like it when it's soft.
I like it when it's fluffy.
Have you imagined kissing Tachan?
Or going into the same bed.
I don't think we need a bed.
What?
Outside?
Don't be embarrassed!
It's not outside!
It's a little embarrassing!
When a woman chooses me, it doesn't work at all!
Let's see the results.
Will they become a couple?
It's possible!
It's cute!
It's possible!
She's quite embarrassed.
Wow!
It's easy to understand you!
That's why!
It's amazing!
It's easy to understand you!
Why are you getting red?
I thought it was a good feeling!
Even if you get excited...
Please come this way!
You passed the first round!
It's easy to understand you!
Wow!
Amazing!
I'm sorry!
My heart was pounding!
Your eyes were red!
I was surprised!
You're so cute!
What do you like about Stephanie?
She's cute!
She's bright and humble!
She's humble and easy-going!
I like it!
Did you come close?
Look at me!
I'm sorry!
Stephanie, look at me!
She's cute!
You thought she was cute, didn't you?
What do you think when you see her up close?
She's really cute!
You said you'd get red!
Your ears are red!
It's my first time!
It's my first time to come here with my first hope!
I'm happy about it!
You're the first couple of the day!
Amazing!
Thank you!
Let's go inside and look at the couple seats!
Thank you!
It's nice!
It's cute!
It's nice!
You two look good together!
I'm sorry!
Thank you!
You're so nice!
While you're on the seat, please hold hands.
What are you going to do by making me blush?
Why do you make me blush like this?
I've never seen you like this.
I'm so embarrassed!
I've never seen you blush like this!
I'm serious!
It's not that easy to understand.
You're amazing!
You're making me blush!
You two nobles are making me blush!
Majiteru Nozaki Yama and Stephanie are tied.
There are 6 to 7 left.
Let's move on to the second stage!
There are still a lot of good men left.
Hey!
Kuro-chan is angry!
You're not popular at all!
I don't have a beard.
You should hide it!
That's right!
You look good now!
But my hands are tired!
You can do it!
You'll become a good man!
You can do it!
Do I have to keep doing this?
First of all, Kuro-chan!
You're cool!
Kuro-san!
Don't say my name like Kuro-san!
I won an actor award.
Like a writer.
Who did Kuro-san choose?
Kuro-san!
Kuro-san, you won!
That Kuro-san...
What Kuro-san?
Kuro-chan! Don't say it like Kuro-san!
Windmill Kuro-san.
It's not a windmill!
Don't say it like Kuro-san!
I'm sorry.
Kuro-chan is dancing.
That's why it's Kuro-san.
Kuro-san.
Why Anzai-san?
He has a gal-like charisma.
I like gals.
I've always liked them.
When I became a patisserie waiter,
I wasn't sure if I should buy them or not.
You like them that much?
I really like them.
But I'm really happy.
You want to leave Anzai-san and your descendants.
I want to leave a lot of descendants.
A lot!
That's scary.
But you like Kuro-san, right?
Yes, I like him.
You're mean, Sensei!
Sensei!
Will a couple be formed?
It will!
It will, it will.
Why?
Kuro-san, too bad!
Why? Didn't you know anything?
Kansai dialect?
No way, Kansai dialect!
The reason is...
I can't say it.
The reason is...
I can't say it.
Now, Anzai-san who played Kuro-san.
Who?
Who did Anzai-san choose?
There you are, Ryo-chan!
This is embarrassing!
Why did you come here?
Kuro-san and Ryo-chan!
Kuro-san died and you came here!
Ryo-chan, why did you choose Anzai-san?
Before, when I was working several times,
he talked to me in a wonderful way.
Behind the scenes, right?
I really wanted to go out with him!
At that time...
His face, his looks, his muscles...
I liked them all!
Amazing!
Ryo-san does many things in the shadows!
There's one more thing!
I have a strong image of being a gyaru,
but I'm not really a gyaru.
Actually?
I think you know it best!
Ryo-chan knows it!
The charisma of a gyaru you admired...
is actually not a gyaru!
I really don't like it when people judge me only by my looks!
Kuro-san, look inside!
Yes, look inside!
Kuro-san, you only judge people by their looks!
Isn't looks important?
If you ask me which one is cooler, it's definitely Kuro-san!
It's definitely different!
So you like them all?
I like them all!
Amazing!
So, Ryo-chan, will you become a couple?
Ryo-chan!
Ryo-chan chose a different person!
Wait a minute! This is really hurting me!
Even though you had such serious feelings,
Ranzai-san's feelings didn't reach you!
Is that so?
Now, let's continue with Ryo-chan!
Who do you think it is?
Who?
This person!
Who is it?
Shige-mori-chan!
It's not Shige-mori-chan, it's Shige-mori-chan!
Shige-mori-san!
I'm so happy!
Why?
She's a little natural, but she's cheerful and cute!
But you like her face too, right?
Of course, she's cute!
Her eyes are twinkling!
Ranzai-san's eyes are also twinkling!
Ryo-chan, do you like twinkling eyes like Shige-mori-san?
I guess that's how it is now!
Now, let's see!
Will they become a couple?
Come!
Ryo-chan!
Ryo-san, unfortunately, Shigemori-san has a different opinion.
I haven't seen it.
It can't be helped.
Next, Isoyama-san and Konno.
Who did you two choose?
Takeyama-san!
He's popular!
Amazing!
You haven't changed at all.
I want to make up for my mistake in my previous life and not make it a mistake again.
You want to be together, don't you?
If you just get hit, you'll make it a mistake.
But if you're together...
It's like a pig chasing a boar.
I'm a boar!
I'm not a pig!
I don't like it either!
Now, Konno-san.
You've changed.
You're not there anymore.
That's a shock, too.
But you're a good guy, too.
Right, Take?
Everyone said it, but you look so kind.
You seem like you'd hug me.
You're like a father to me.
A father?
But is that for your descendants?
Not at all!
I like big people.
I want to touch their bellies.
That's amazing.
She's popular.
It's a good day.
You've chosen Takeyama-san.
Will you become a couple?
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You've chosen Takeyama-san.
Will you become a couple?
You did it!
Wow, that's so cool!
You did it!
Come here!
You did it!
That was awesome!
He's a really good person, but I knew it all along.
But even before I thought he wouldn't approach me.
I didn't think it was me at all.
But when he came up to me, I honestly thought "No way!"
But you knew how he felt, so you followed him?
I'm happy.
You're happy?
I'm really happy.
We passed.
These two passed in one, two.
We're lucky.
Today, only four of us will go drinking.
Wait a minute.
It's my first time saying it, but let's go drinking, Yamazaki.
It's my first time being invited.
Let's go drinking, all four of us.
Wait a minute.
It's my first time being invited, but I feel like I'm going to turn red.
You'll turn red soon.
Wait a minute.
Both of you, take your couple seats.
Wow!
Put your hands together.
This is great.
Let's go drinking.
Let's go drinking today.
We passed.
I'm glad.
We did it!
We passed.
This is great.
The scenery is great.
I'm happy.
The scenery is great, everyone.
Yes.
This is great.
I'm sorry.
We became a couple.
That's amazing.
That room in the back.
Isn't that where Osai and Ise are?
That room in the back.
Mr. Osai, wait a minute.
Mr. Osai, I'm counting on you.
I'm counting on you.
With the unexpected birth of a couple, the remaining number of couples is five to six.
Next, the third stage.
Without saying a word, look at the members again.
These are the members.
Now, the third stage.
First, Iwao.
Non-chan.
Until now, she was wrapped in a veil.
Who did Non-chan choose?
Shigemoni.
She said the opposite.
She will become an actor with a big name.
Now, Non-chan.
Yes.
Why?
Today, before the performance, when I greeted her in the dressing room,
I thought she was cute.
Me?
Since then, I thought she was the only one for me.
Were you so excited in the dressing room?
I felt like Enon came.
I felt like Enon came to the dressing room.
It's not that kind of door, is it?
Were you happy?
A little more.
Now, let's see.
Will they become a couple?
Come.
Are you coming?
Sorry!
You fixed it!
I'm sorry.
But I think you conveyed your feelings once.
Yes, I did.
Next, Komiya.
It's your first time, isn't it?
Yes, please.
Who is she thinking of?
This person!
Me?
Yes, you.
Seama-san.
Three times in a row, she's thinking of you.
You have a good quality.
Positively.
Are you a stalker?
No, I'm not a stalker.
What are you talking about?
Why, Seama-san?
I like people who have a sense of secrecy.
Do you have a sense of secrecy?
People with a sense of secrecy tend to be shy.
So I thought I had to be there.
Do you only have a sense of secrecy?
What's attractive about you as a girl?
I have a sense of secrecy and I'm sexy.
I have a sense of secrecy and I'm shy.
You have a sense of secrecy, don't you?
You have a sense of secrecy and you're shy, but you're sexy.
Yes, you're sexy.
You're sexy.
Yes, you're sexy.
Now, will Komiya's feelings reach her?
Will they become a couple?
You're fast.
What?
Komiya, unfortunately...
Of course it is.
What do you mean of "of course it is"?
Of course it is.
Please stop saying "of course it is".
Unfortunately, Komiya has been eliminated.
It was fun, though.
I'll do my best next time, though.
Seyama, who eliminated Komiya.
Shigemori, who eliminated Non-chan.
And Anzai.
Three people.
Who did the three of you choose?
Ryo-chan!
Amazing.
Anzai-san, too.
People call me "gyaru" because of my appearance.
But I'm actually one of them.
Really.
Kuro-san is the only one I thought of as "gyaru".
That's amazing.
If it wasn't for that...
Don't make that face.
You just said you thought of me, so I think you're next.
I hope so.
Do you hope so?
Next, Seyama-san.
I've seen you at the gym.
I know you're in good shape.
You're always next to me like a piece of junk.
You like junk, don't you?
That's right.
But you're surprisingly strong.
You're weak against junk and gaps, Seyama-san.
That's true.
You're weak against junk.
That's why I chose you.
Next, Shigemori-san.
When you mentioned me earlier...
I thought of you, Ryo-san.
I didn't think you existed.
Please forget about me.
I thought of you, Ryo-san.
I didn't think of you, Ryo-san.
I've only seen you with ordinary people.
I'm not ordinary.
That's why you're not.
Do you think you're ordinary?
We're like ordinary people.
I see.
You want to be like ordinary people.
Yes, I do.
You want to build a family.
Yes, I do.
Three of you are being asked...
Will you become a couple?
Ryo-chan.
Ryo-chan, you can do it!
Ryo-chan!
You did it!
Shigemori and...
I'm so happy!
...Anzai-san, you'll be rejected again and again.
It's tough, isn't it, Ryo-san?
It is!
But Kuro-san nodded and said...
Ah, I see!
One of you is happy and the other is sad.
It's not "my gal is sad!"
Scary.
Now, Shigemori and Ryo-san, please come up.
Thank you very much!
Ryo-san!
After all, you kept thinking about it.
Yes, I did.
From the very beginning.
Ah, is that so?
Always.
I'm happy!
You said you wanted it to be cheerful and...
Anzai-san told me about it, so I was a little confused.
I told you to look in the other person's eyes, didn't I?
At that moment, you turned your eyes away from me.
You were totally against me.
You turned your eyes away from me.
No, I really like you, so I can't look you in the eye.
Even if you come here, you don't want to hurt Anzai-san, do you?
No!
I don't need that!
You don't need that?
On the contrary, that kind of kindness hurts girls.
Ah, I see.
Don't cut me off like that!
It's a girl's unique way of caring for others.
I'm not a girl!
I don't like girls!
Ryo and Shigemori are a natural couple.
There are four remaining fights!
Next, the fourth stage!
Ah, Kobayashi-san!
I haven't said a single word yet!
That's right!
Besides, I haven't told you how I feel, and I haven't been chosen by anyone.
Right? You just said it for the first time, right?
I just said it for the first time.
You're surprised, aren't you?!
No, no, no!
You're late!
You're old!
Why did you forget?!
I haven't said it for about half a year, so I'm sorry!
The fourth stage is five years later.
Oh!
Kuseyama has once again chosen Kojima of Bonco.
Oh!
They've become a beautiful couple!
Yay!
The fourth stage is still going on!
Next, Fukawasu-san!
And Noncha!
And Kuro-san!
Oh!
Kuro-san!
That's right!
The three of them are thinking of this person!
There she is!
Hello!
Konno-san!
Konno-chan!
I'm so happy!
Kuro-san!
She's a surfer.
Oh, wow!
I looked her up.
She's from the same Kanagawa Prefecture.
Oh, you looked me up!
I've been thinking of surfing for a while now.
I've had some free time.
I was wondering if you could teach me.
That's great!
Yes.
That's right.
Fukawasu-san!
You're seriously looking for someone, aren't you?
That's good!
Now, Noncha!
She has a sexy...
Right?
Chest, right?
And when we met in the dressing room before the show...
I thought, "Wow, he's really into it."
I heard about it, but...
I think it's necessary to leave a legacy.
If you have a big heart like that...
Next, Kuro-san.
Kuro-san!
Have you given up on your gal charisma?
Um... I heard it's not a gal charisma.
You like it!
You said it, right?
Everyone denied it.
I like gals, so...
I think Konno-chan is like a gal.
Oh, really?
I've always been like that.
She's not like a gal.
If you ask me who's the most gal in here...
It's Ansai-san, right?
She looks like it.
No, but... Everyone denied it.
What's up with you? You're so cheeky.
You told me to do it!
I couldn't hold it at all!
It's coming out!
That's right!
You have to say it!
Who will win this battle?
Now, will it be a couple's victory?
I'm sorry.
It's a couple's victory!
They did it!
Rin-chan is out! Here you go!
Looks hot!
Yes!
Really?
Why?
I like ugly people more than cool people
Really?
Which one do you like more?
Which one is ugly?
She's a little cool, right?
Yes, I'm ugly
Cool people are no good
I'm glad
I didn't think you'd be chosen
That's right
I didn't think you'd be chosen
That's right
I didn't think you'd be chosen
Two couples have been formed and it's time for the girls
There are three men and two women left
The fifth stage!
First is Kuro-san
Kuro-san!
Who did Kuro-san choose?
Which one?
Oh!
Kuro-san!
You can't go back to Anzai-san
I told you I'm not a gyaru
But you're not Kobayashi-san's gyaru
I'm not
You may not be a gyaru, but you do what you're told, right?
I think you'd do it if you were me
If you were a couple, right?
Yes, you'd be a gyaru and leave your descendants
You can't leave it like this, Kobayashi-san?
I'm not a gyaru, so I can't
The winner is Kano-san!
Let's see the results
Will they be a couple?
Absolutely not!
What's up with you?!
It's you!
It's Kuro-san.
He's standing up.
He's coming out.
Kuro-chan is standing up.
It doesn't matter if I come out, does it?!
Do you want a mosaic?
A mosaic?!
If that's the case...
Now, let's continue.
Kobayashi-san chose Kuro-san.
Who did he choose?
Oh, it's Kou!
It's Kou!
It's Fukawa-san.
Fukawa-san.
Why did you choose Fukawa-san out of the three of you?
Because of his face.
What?!
My face doesn't matter at all?!
Even if I hide it, it doesn't matter?!
No, it's because of his hobbies and thoughts!
It's not like everyone likes him!
Ariyoshi and I just say that he's cool.
Oh, really?
Because of his face, right?
Yes, because it leaves a trace.
I thought it'd be nice for a cute baby to have Fukawa- san's genes in their eyes.
Now, let's see.
Will it be a cut?
Will it be a big cut?
What is this?!
Thank goodness!
Thank goodness, Fukawa-san!
Thank goodness!
Please come this way.
- Oh, I'm glad you came. - Oh, it's so nice.
- It's decided! - It's decided!
- It's not good! - It's not good! - Oh, it's good!
- It's settled down! - Oh!
- It's good! - Fukawa-san, there were a lot of things.
- On Wikipedia, there's "one-way people like you". - Oh, that's right!
- What?! - What do you mean?!
- It's a long story. - And yet, Kuro-san is one-way people...
- If you lose to Kuro-san you're one-way people... - No way! Kuro-san is my rival?!
- Earlier... - That's right!
- When you said "one-way people" I thought you were shocked... - I'm sorry, but I'm one-way people.
- Shut up! - Shut up!
- Are we fighting at the same level?!
- Give me the memo! - No, you can't do this!
- You can't do this! - You're like Robocop!
- You're cool! You're Robocop! - Robocop, you like him?!
- Kuro-pop! - Kuro-pop?!
- The rest of the McDonald's are black.
- Will Kuro-san be left behind?
- So, who's left behind?
- So, it's between you two, right?
- Well, but... - Well, there's only three people on earth, right?
- Can we see your eyes together? - Well, you're always like this...
- Both of you have bad eyes... - Can we shave it off?
Do you want to go as it is?
As it is
Kuro and Hige no Jou (Queen of Black and Beard)
You're a jou (queen)
You're just an old man
You're too rude, you're just an old man
First, Komiya
And Kuro-san
At the same time?
Of course
The one you two chose is...
Here she is, Anzai Hiroko-san
Thank you very much
Let's ask her why, Komiya
From the very beginning, I chose Seama-san
But after that, I chose Anzai-san
How so?
When I was talking, she was looking at me with warm eyes
I was attracted to her from the middle
You like her
Yes, I like her
Thank you very much
You don't sound like you like her at all
It's true
You don't sound like you like her at all
No, no, I really like her
You love her?
I love her
You want to hug her?
I want to hug her
That's nice
It just happened
I said it too soon
Yes, you said it too soon
Next, Kuro-san
Earlier, you said Anzai-san is not a gyaru
You said you don't like her
That's right
Even if you say I'm not a gyaru, I only look like a gyaru
You like her
You like a gyaru
What is it?
You don't like being thought of as a gyaru
In my heart, I haven't realized it yet, but I'm actually a gyaru
Anzai-san says she's not a gyaru, but she's a gyaru in her heart
For the first time, I'm going to knock on her door and open it for her
I'm going to release you, gyaru
Are you going to become a gyaru?
I will!
I'm really going to become a gyaru's charisma!
In the true sense of the word...
Will they become a couple?
You like girls, don't you?
An Hiromi is interested in female entertainers.
I don't want to bother you.
I don't want you to work hard.
Is it okay for you to look at me like that?
I'll report you to your mother right away.
An's relationship with her is also dangerous.
Well, I'd like to go.
There are only these two men on earth.
Crime is a super-ultimate double-edged sword.
Komiya and Kuro, which one do you want to leave behind?
I've been watching you all the time. Don't look away.
I know you.
Double-edged sword.
Which one?
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Anzai, who was forced to make a great choice, chose...
Come on!
Komiya!
It's a lie!
It's a lie, isn't it?!
Of course it is!
Komiya wins!
Really?!
Anzai!
You finally chose Komiya, didn't you?
That's right.
Well, it's too noisy.
Why did you choose Komiya?
Well...
He said he loved me.
He said he wanted to hug me.
I was very happy.
That's good. Thank you.
Let's hold hands.
You lead.
OK, let's go.
Is it your first time?
No, it's not my first time.
Are you standing up?
No, I'm not standing up.
I can't stand up just by holding hands.
Can you stop the music?
That's good.
So, in the end, Kuro-san is the only one left on earth.
Don't make me worry about you. You're mean!
I'm not pushing you because you're pushing me.
We passed each other.
That's right.
Did we pass each other?
This time, Kuro-san didn't make a single call.
You're mean!
We didn't pass each other!
We didn't become parallel at all!
You're mean!
If you don't make me push you, we'll pass each other.
You're mean!
We don't push you because we want you to push us.
I hate girls with those kind of dirty attitudes.
You guys made me like this!
You're mean!
Is this mustache yours?
Ah, you're mean!
Ah, is it yours?
You're a good man.
It's this one!
You're handsome!
Isn't it?
You're clean.
You don't have a mustache.
I don't have a mustache. You're nice!
You're nice!
What if I pull out my beard?
Just do it once.
I'm serious.
One, two...
Ouch!
I heard you.
Eat it.
I'm hungry.
We don't have enough food.
How does it taste?
It's not bad.
You idiot!
Cut it out!
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