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It's a lie! It's a lie!
It's been 5 years since that legendary "fifty-eight" prank.
This time, Kanoe Koni is going to do a movie director prank.
Ready, go!
The spooky sponge entertainer will stop everything.
Miraculous laughter and action.
Director, script, cast.
Jacky Chan is perfectly suited for this particular role.
I can see it! I can see it!
That veteran actor and super-famous production are fully cooperating!
The unique finish is even more charming with that hanging shrimp!
Last but not least, we have 300 pranksters and fake heroes at the press conference!
How will it turn out?!
Three months from now...
We've gathered some information about Canon and urgently gathered the members!
Oh my!
Kano Eiko-san!
Yes?
She's writing a script for a play!
What?!
Huh?!
A play?!
It's not music, it's a play!
It's a special from last year's end.
When they secretly filmed "Canon and Eiko-san", they discovered...
You said you wrote a script for a short play, didn't you?
I did!
You said you wrote a script for a short play, didn't you?
I did!
You really wrote it?!
I did!
Huh?!
I'm going to take a step forward in the music industry!
Five years ago, Kano tried to abandon comedy for music!
This time, he dreamed of a world of plays!
This time, we're going to prank Kano Eiko with a movie director!
A movie director prank?!
It's a movie director prank!
And this is the script they obtained from their manager!
It's 49 pages!
The title is "Light shines on the curve".
It doesn't seem like it has any meaning!
You stretched your back!
The story begins with the protagonist, Yukio, who wants to become a novelist...
...being forced to work at a tunnel construction site due to a large loan from a dark money business owner.
This is starting to sound like "Kaiji".
"Kaiji"?
Yukio was being harassed by the workers working there...
...but his interest in his own love novel melted away.
What was hidden in his novel was a shocking truth.
In the end, it's like "The Young Man in the Modern Land".
It starts with the story of a bank.
So, I'm pretty conscious of Hans and Naoki.
Making such a thin-skinned man dream as much as he wants,
his goal this time is to return to reality of laughter.
And, furthermore, this advertisement.
The manager has already reported it to him.
There's someone who's interested in your script.
Would you like to make a movie with it?
A movie?
You must know it.
You've noticed it.
Well...
It's out!
It's the same as "Fifty Eight".
By the way, when he debuted his CD five years ago...
I see.
You've noticed it.
I'm having fun now.
Furthermore, even in "Lie Story" which was released last month...
I've decided on a drama for next month.
You've noticed it, haven't you?
He doesn't doubt that he's good at telling stories from his own point of view.
You've noticed it, haven't you?
It's amazing.
It's like...
Huh? Didn't I say it somewhere?
I wonder what it is.
He doesn't doubt that he's good at telling stories from his own point of view.
Because he's a straight-forward young man.
You've noticed it, haven't you?
He's been making everyone in Japan laugh with his many pranks so far.
It's another legendary night!
And on this day, Kano and the production of the movie came together for the first time.
Tricks, director Tsutsumi of "Gamesock" and director One of "Moteki" and other first-class filmmakers gathered in "Office Crescendo" to work together.
Soon, Eiko-chan will come to this meeting place.
President Nagasaka of "Office Crescendo" and producer Nakazawa of "Office Crescendo" are sitting in front of me.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nakazawa-san, what kind of movies have you made so far?
Recently, I made "Kanjani Eight" and "Eight Ranger".
A little while ago, I made "Tomorrow's Memories" starring Ken Watanabe.
Wow!
Are you ready?
Yes!
He's here!
Hello, Eiko-san!
Here comes the director!
Is it going to start from here?
Excuse me.
Is it going to start?
He doesn't seem to calm down.
What's up?
You have sparkling eyes!
I'm reading a book and I'm interested in it.
Really?
I'm happy.
From a professional's point of view, is it possible to make a movie with this book?
It's more like a movie.
I think it's more like a movie.
I see.
You always get drunk.
I see, I see.
As expected of SpongeBob.
But this puts the switch on the wrong person.
What do you think of Japanese movies these days?
Japanese style movies...
Even if it's like that?
Can I say it?
If you really feel uncomfortable about it...
Eh? Eh? Seriously? I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
The movies these days are really beautiful.
You're lying!
Akira Kurosawa's "Shin no Samurai" is also...
As expected of me, I really like dirty stuff.
Like period dramas and war movies...
They're a little too beautiful...
That's amazing.
If you're looking for young women...
It might be better...
But like...
This guy...
If you think I'm annoying you, scratch my head.
Your outfit is beautiful too...
Annoying! Annoying!
He said "annoying"!
The president's "annoying"!
Speaking of which, 5 years ago...
Even when he was talking with musician Otomu Kouhei...
He said "Give me your talents!"
Give me your talents!
Well...
I want to share them though...
He made such a wrong comment!
Well then, Mr. Nakazawa, let's move on to the main subject.
Actually, this time, Kano will do a surprise opera with three main roles - director, audience and screenplay.
How will he react?
If Kano-san directs and directs this self-written work of Kano-san...
Yes.
Moreover, if I say "I want you to do it with the main role"...
I see.
Will you do it with the main role?
Well...
I'm thinking about it.
Why are you thinking about it?
I was listening to various stories and I thought like that.
Then?
I'm sure Kano-san will do it with the main role.
I can see it!
Mysterious salute.
Well, it's really hard but...
Well...
I'll do it with the main role and my own acting.
It's the first day of release and this kind of thing is floating.
This guy is stupid!
That's right.
It's not Kano-san's movement.
I'm listening to you!
Then?
I can see it.
You can see it immediately!
It's a lie! I'm not thinking about it!
When I'm doing like this, I'm not thinking about it!
Are you confident?
If I wasn't confident, I wouldn't come here.
But, what's wrong with Big Mouse?
If I'm wrong, I'm sorry.
You're confident about your character, aren't you?
But, are you really confident about it?
Oh, no! He's out of his mind!
The president forgets about being a blind person.
Are you really going to hit me?
I think I have infinite possibilities.
But, I can't have infinite possibilities.
Wow! He's alive! Can you say like that?
President, if you want to hit me, can you scratch my head?
President!
Even though the president doesn't seem to notice it at all, producer Nakazawa further reported it.
Actually, there is a movie festival called "Tokyo Short Film Festival" this time.
It's not true. It's not true.
About 20 to 30 minutes?
I see, I see.
Well, this is like a TV show. There is also a limit to the debate.
Even if it's taken for two hours.
However, he is confident.
I've actually been to see a short film a few times.
I've seen it.
Really?
There are some good things about it.
I don't think you know it.
I know it.
It's more difficult for a short film to express it.
Yes, it's difficult.
It's a battle of how to make it in that situation.
That's right.
It's amazing.
It's like you're dancing.
Please make a movie that breaks the common sense of Japanese movies so far.
What I'd like you to do is...
I want you to make a novel, new, and surprising work that overturns the common sense of movies so far.
Are you going to cry?
It's too loud.
I think I can do it.
I think I can do it, too.
Don't say you won't lose.
I'm sweating.
Confidence is only one person ahead of you, but you're talking about a major movie title.
There was a movie called "Shining Light on the Curve" in the script.
Isn't it?
What is it?
Shining Light on the Curve
"Liquid" means "liquid".
"Liquid" includes sweat, tears, and suspenseful elements that appear in the story, such as blood.
"Liquid" is a company that makes "trick" and "spec", so even if there is "liquid", I think it will look good.
"Shining Light on the Curve" is the title of the song.
To be honest, it's hard for me to understand this title, and I feel like it's a little weak for the audience.
So I'm proposing a title like that.
And?
Do you know what "shining light on the curve" means?
You're particular about it.
I looked up and interviewed various things about tunnels.
Finally, I found out that tunnels are not straight.
Because when you enter a tunnel, you feel dark and narrow, and you feel fear.
And when there is "shining light on the exit", you step on the accelerator and want to get out of the tunnel as soon as possible.
You dare to make a curve not to show the "shining light on the exit".
You're going to show it right away.
You're particular about it.
You're particular about the title, aren't you?
Can we see it once?
It's a bit of a prelude, but I came up with how far I wanted it to go.
Liquid
It's cool, isn't it?
Did you like it?
The sweat, tears, and blood I felt from this book...
All of the liquids that humans have...
You like it, don't you?
What you were particular about...
"Spec", "trick", "liquid"
With our three signs...
"Spec", "trick", "liquid"
You're happy, aren't you?
So you're going with this for the title?
Let's go with this for the title!
It's cool...
So...
We saw how it went in the first meeting...
It's amazing, isn't it? This book is a surprise!
It's a surprise star!
It's completely different from "Clouds"!
But you know...
We just did it the other day, but...
It's straight forward!
It's amazing!
Could it be...
It's been about a month since "crankin" was released.
As a screenwriter, working on a two-hour script in the size of a short film.
And as a director, working at a film set.
By the way, the camera is for making, but it's a dignified one.
Eiko-chan, who is completely in the director's mood.
And "crankin" also has six volumes.
This day, director and actors met with their partners.
As expected of Eiko-chan, she is also nervous.
In addition, the script was also completed and they immediately read it together.
Ouch!
What are you doing?
Great.
It's already done.
They are completely absorbed in the actors' power.
It's amazing.
On June 10th, Kano's first film "liquid" was finally released.
The members also went to the location from 1am.
Please wake up from 6am.
I'm sorry.
Let's meet at 5.50am.
It's finally happening.
It's been a month and a half since the first meeting.
That long?
It's been a long time.
During that time, Kano-san has been in the director's position.
When the London Hearts staff checked Kano Eiko-san's blog,
there was a perfect update from May 31st.
It's the first time.
He has only been in the director's position.
People who have been updating their blogs frequently haven't been updating their blogs at all.
It's straight forward.
It's not even uploaded in the last month.
The story begins with the protagonist, Yukio, who aims to become a novelist,
forced to work in a tunnel construction site due to high debt from dark money businessmen.
The workmen who worked in the tunnel were asking about it, but they were interested in their own love novel and melted it down.
However, the shocking truth was hidden in the story.
What kind of shooting will it be?
And in the cave...
There are also actors.
Mr. Watanabe Hiroyuki.
Nice to meet you.
I'm the director of "London Boots".
Nice to meet you.
Mr. Watanabe.
It's a prank, but you know what it's about, don't you?
Yes, it's complicated, but I understand.
But with you here, we can make people think it's a movie.
First of all, I'm doing this to make a really good movie for all actors and actresses.
In addition to Mr. Watanabe, there are many other actors and actresses.
In addition, the assistant director, cameraman, and staff are all movie professionals.
Director Minomiya is...
She usually directs by herself.
She's the best director in Tsutsumi.
And she's going to be Kano's assistant director.
Assistant director?
Here it comes!
Here comes the director!
Let's get started!
Let's do it!
Director Kano's script, "Liquid", "Cranky".
The first scene is between Yukio Takashimizu and Mr. Kaiwashii, who are on their way to a forced labor.
Can you stand over there?
He's already acting.
Something's wrong, isn't it?
What is it?
How was it?
Yukio was quite depressed.
He honestly stayed on set, so it was easier for me.
But still, it was a mess.
The shooting procedure is...
First, check the movement with the actor.
Then, match the cameraman and the way of taking pictures.
After that, after testing, the actual shooting is the general process.
Let's do it.
First of all, let's check the actors' movements.
Scene 14. Let's do it. Ready, start!
Let's do it.
There are many people who run away when it's harder than in Korea.
You look like a director.
OK. I see.
After that, they decide how to shoot and test the camera.
The director goes in front of the monitor and checks the picture, but...
I'd like you to pay attention to Kano's chair.
Director's chair.
It says "the Kano".
It's designed by Eigo Chahoni.
He's very particular about it.
You should update it.
I know it's a movie lens, but why did you make "n" into a thunderbolt?
It's a thunderbolt.
After testing the camera, director Kano goes in front of the monitor for the first time.
Ready, action!
Why "action"? I'm worried about it.
That's where director Kano's personality comes in.
Yes.
I think you should make it so that the voice is heard the most.
Please make it so that the voice is heard the most.
I think the director's voice will be used at the scene.
Please let me test director Kano's voice.
I'm sorry.
Action!
Can you make it louder?
Action!
Ready...
Action!
It's not a lie.
It's a lie.
It's a bad lie.
The voice is heard, and it's finally the first action.
Action!
Ready...
Action!
It's terrible!
Will Yukio be able to do it well?
Hmm...
Something is getting stuck in my brain.
Yukio?
The place where Yukio entered this time is called "takobea"
and I have to fight the fear of not knowing when I will die.
Cut!
Okay!
You did it!
How is it?
Stop it!
Cut!
Why did you do it like that for the first time?
You put too much force into it!
You can't hold it at that pace!
My throat hurts!
I thought you had a run cut!
Even though you have a run cut!
Next, it seems like the director wants to take a one- shot of Takashimizu's painting.
It seems like the cameraman hasn't told us what kind of painting he wants to take yet.
Could you tell the director that you want something like this?
Do your best!
I'll do my best!
Do your best!
I can't do it!
There is a line that says "as if you wanted it".
The one about turning around?
Can you shake it like this?
I can shake it, but do you need it?
No, I need it.
Why?
Isn't it ugly?
I can shake it like this.
Both of you, if you think it's going to be terrible, please scratch your heads.
I can't do it!
Both of you, if you think it's going to be terrible, please scratch your heads.
But since it's director Kano's particularity, we'll test it like this.
When you say "ready, action" during the test, you make me less excited.
I don't know!
Ready...
Action!
I think you've accepted reality quite honestly.
As if I wished for it.
He's laughing.
It's too hard.
But the director said...
More good.
Wow.
More good.
As if I wished for it.
Don't say that line.
As if I wished for it.
Action!
Please, please.
Please, I'll do it.
Please, hold it down.
Look, look, look!
Look at the picture!
I think I've accepted reality quite honestly.
As if I wished for it.
It's perfect! That's how it is!
That's how it is.
Saying "that's how it is" makes me angry.
Mr. Nagasawa, please say "that's how it is".
That's good, "that's how it is".
That was good, wasn't it?
I'm happy!
Next up is the two-shot scene with the sub after zooming in.
Sound! Sound!
Ready!
Action!
No, my throat, my throat!
I've done it many times!
If you're satisfied with it, let's pay off all the extra money and send it to the debt collector.
Well, it won't be a big amount of money.
Okay!
Okay.
But...
Mr. Watanabe Hiroyuki, who was watching in the back, said something.
He's giving me advice.
Can I have that?
Excuse me, Mr. Actor!
Can you do it one more time?
All of a sudden?
What a remake!
I didn't expect it.
The director has changed.
He's taking over.
And?
Excuse me, Mr. Watanabe.
I'm going in.
What?
Mr. Watanabe, please come in!
What is it?
It gave me a sense of security at once.
Look at this.
You can't go in there.
It's amazing.
It's a miracle again.
Mr. Watanabe, you can go in.
Let's make more money.
In the production of "Watanabe", they made a little movement in the sub.
This cut is OK.
Next, Yukio is taken to a forced labor facility and shake hands with the workers for the first time.
In other words, Mr. Watanabe and Kano appear.
Mr. Kano will act with Mr. Watanabe.
What is our relationship with Mr. Takashimi?
We are completely superior.
Mr. Watanabe asks for the details of the role immediately.
I'm playing a minor role.
If you have a plan, I'd like to ask you.
Do you have a plan?
It's not a Yankee movie, but it's like a battle of "this side against this side" and "will it start now?"
It's like a jet tank of "this side against this side" and "right before the battle of "this side against this side".
I haven't seen that movie yet.
You're lying!
You're great!
The interview is over and they go to the test.
Can we test the play?
Let's do it.
Mr. Kano, please appear in the play.
I can't do it!
Test!
Test start!
Ready!
Go!
Chano Jonathan!
Yes!
You should call the assistant director.
Oh, ready, go?
Yes.
Should I say it here?
Oh, yes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, it was recorded.
It was recorded.
The "ready, go" was recorded, wasn't it?
Hello, hello, everyone.
Pay attention to Chano's first performance.
What are you doing?!
Hey, you, wait!
Be careful of how you speak.
What?!
I'm about to start work.
If you have something to say, say it now.
Wow, he's so cool!
I brought an assistant director with me.
What?!
An assistant director?!
Oh, he's acting.
This is where it gets a little poppy.
All of a sudden, all of a sudden!
You work here, and little by little, you'll become a genius.
Oh, oh, oh, he's acting.
I'm out of breath.
I got it!
You're laughing!
You laughed just now, didn't you?!
I laughed just now!
I got it!
Director, you have to scare me a little more.
The atmosphere is different.
Egiyo-san.
Yes?
You have to scare me a little more.
More?!
Do you want more?!
No, no, no!
Do you want more?!
Can you do it?!
Director, you've changed!
Which one?!
More?!
At the end...
Mr. Watanabe.
And his acting guidance continues, but...
In this case...
Mr. Watanabe says all sorts of things, but...
I'll write down all of his lines later.
What?!
Really?!
Yes.
Really?!
He says all sorts of things, but...
Once it's time for the show, he'll say things like "Mr. Watanabe can't do it."
He'll say all sorts of things, but...
He's a veteran actor with multiple NCs, and he's going to be a director?!
From now on...
Please put this snowman...
Into the steam!
You haven't heard of it, have you?
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I apologize!
Can I do it naturally?
Amazing!
It's kind of weird, isn't it?
It's weird, isn't it?
Can I do it one more time?
Please say "NG" as many times as you like!
"NG" is hard!
From today, please put this Yukio-kun in the team!
Wait a minute, Takashimi-san.
This job... I'm sorry!
Amazing!
It's so natural!
I can't see anything!
Take 3!
Please put me in the team!
Wait a minute, Takashimi-san.
Oh, it's not Takashimi-san!
Wow!
As expected, this job looks tough!
Minomiya-san, can you stop the scene for a moment and come over to Eiko-chan's place?
Yes, yes!
"NG" is too much, isn't it?
"NG" is quite a lot, but is it okay?
Can you ask the director to cut it out?
Can you confirm it for me?
What will you do, director?!
Wait a minute, Takashimi-san.
What will you do, director, for a veteran actor with a lot of "NG"s?
Can you confirm it for me?
Don't say "NG"!
Otonabe-san!
For example...
This scene is quite long, so...
Tell me you'll decide it next time.
Is it okay?
Will you decide it next time?
Yes!
Is it okay, director?
Is it okay?
Oh, is it?
The first half of the scene has already been shot, so I think we can go on from here.
No, it's okay!
Is it okay?
It's okay!
But...
Mr. Watanabe, I'm sorry, but this is the last time!
Take four!
Please put it in the team.
Wait a minute, Mr. Takashi.
This job is only for us.
Cut!
Thank you, Mr. Watanabe, for your wonderful energy.
It's wonderful. Thank you very much.
Okay!
Oh, it's hard...
Then, the director...
Are you okay?
Be a little nervous!
A little nervous...
It's dark!
No, it's not!
No, of course it is!
It's dark, isn't it?
It's like darkness!
Wait a minute, Mr. Takashi.
This job is only for us.
It was supposed to be a promise.
From Mr. Watanabe...
And...
From various angles...
Take it back and...
Make one scene come true.
I-I understand.
I'm sorry.
The director who checked it is also satisfied.
Okay!
This scene is over, too!
But in a movie or drama, you have to take it like this!
If you take it from this side, you have to take it from the other side again!
You have to take it with the whole thing!
The lights of all kinds of lights and stuff are changing!
Could you please draw it for me?
How many...
Wow!
This is...
There are so many of them!
There are some that we haven't filmed yet.
That's right!
Choseity is the first day of the adjustment work.
It's a scene where they meet Aoba, the lord's daughter, at a shop where they stay overnight.
Here, the director reveals his own plan.
Yes.
More, more, more, more...
What?
There's more bugs outside.
More, more, more, more...
There's a lot of bugs!
It's not easy!
To the director's sudden request, cameraman Matarame shoots with his bare hands.
More, more, more...
This is going to be hard, isn't it?
It's heavier than "in" and "g".
Old man?!
Matarame-san, in the last "old man" part, that's where you have to do your best, isn't it?
That's right.
Um, can you give me a push?
Oh, no!
I haven't done it before!
Oh, no!
Old man...
He explains it to the director, too.
Old man?!
What are you going to do? Are you going to use your gaze?
Are you going to use your camera gaze?
I'm going to use my camera gaze.
Oh, I see.
Which one is bad?
Um, it might be a little interesting.
Shut up!
Old man!
Don't do it!
Director Cam's "more, more, more" production is finally in full swing!
Will they succeed in one go?!
Best production!
You can do it!
Production!
Production, ready...
Action!
Huh?
I can't believe I'm sleeping in a place like this.
This is amazing.
Whoa! A bug!
Are you the newcomer who came in today?
If you keep saying "bug" and "gya-gya" like that, you won't be able to work here!
She's Ms. Aoba.
She takes care of us here.
The one with the worst temperament is Aoba-chan, so be careful of her.
Don't say stupid things like that!
I'll make dinner soon, so go take a bath first.
It looks delicious.
What are you doing, old man?
Old man?!
OK! OK!
That's great!
Let's check it out.
And the director checks it out.
What are you doing, old man?!
Old man?!
What will the director do?!
OK, then.
OK!
He said "OK"!
Director Sponge is great!
Producer Nakazawa.
Where are you?
You said "OK" just now.
What kind of movie do you think it will be?
It's a masterpiece.
I knew it!
I hope you'll continue to support us.
I'm sure Kano will do his best.
Yes.
After that, Kano and Fumi are shooting with a very tight schedule of only five days.
We can show you the work we made in detail.
Eiko's directing skills are getting better and better.
And on the fourth day of shooting, the members were heading back to the set, but...
In fact, the theme song of the movie was also written and composed by Kano.
The name of the song is "amagami old man".
It's like fortune cookies.
It's like this.
It's like dancing together.
It's not like a movie at a mining site at all.
It's refreshing.
I want to end refreshingly.
It's like this.
Open your eyes and look forward.
That's how I live my life.
Even if I'm a wolf with no fangs,
I'm a black-haired tiger.
Actually, last time, when we heard the demo before the arrangement,
the members who had already been covered were...
Black-haired tiger.
There's no end, there's no rain.
I won't burn.
Even if I'm a wolf with no fangs,
I'm a black-haired tiger.
It's like this.
I'm a black-haired tiger.
Oh no, Kano is angry.
What happened?
Today, as Kano's director,
we'll play a little prank on Kano and Dwight.
We hope you'll enjoy it.
Today's shooting is "A World in a Novel".
Shuji and Mariko have just fallen in love.
Mariko's father, who opposed their marriage, comes to visit.
Kano will play the role of Shuji.
Director, scriptwriter, lead actor and Shuji will also play the role.
Let's see how it goes.
It's cold, cold, cold, cold.
It's lonely.
There are no guests and auditions continue.
I haven't been there recently.
Mariko's father, Noriko Iriyama.
I don't like such a weak father.
It's been a long time since you came.
Oh, I'm sorry.
We're closed for the day.
Dad!
What's the first thing you saw when you saw this?
It's effective at night, but...
The first thing I saw when I saw you, dad...
It's like the zoom you did before.
Can you do something like "gyuin gyuin"?
Gyuin?
I'm sorry, director.
It's a joke.
That's good.
For now, let's keep it a secret from the director.
All right, all right.
I'm sorry. We're closed for the day.
Dad!
Why did you say that?
Okay, cut!
Check!
Tsugusama checks with the monitor.
What will you do?
I'll say, "That's a good one."
That was awesome.
Really?
That's good.
Adaname is going to use a little trick.
That's a good one.
I'm looking forward to it.
A crazy zoom.
What's the director's reaction?
We're closed for the day.
How is it?
My heart rate went up at once.
Did your heart rate go up at once?
It looks like it went up.
That's a good one!
Really?
That's a good one!
Then, what about Mariko's dad's cut?
Here it is.
Even the cameraman who took it is laughing.
When they are connected, it looks like this.
I'm looking forward to seeing the result.
And now, they will do the prank verification three times in a row.
They will check the director's tolerance.
In this scene, Mariko's father allows them to get married.
But in the middle of the shooting,
the promoter of the store in front of us asks them to cross the street.
It's in.
The sound is in.
In a good scene, what will the director do?
Ready, action!
Now, the erotic promoter will come out.
It's been three years since you left home.
Now, it's coming.
I regretted it for a long time.
Why couldn't I support you honestly?
Just like you have a dream, I have a dream of loving my daughter.
That growth...
Thank you.
Thank you!
I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry!
It's an advertisement.
Don't say it!
I'm sorry.
I can hear you clearly.
I'm sorry.
Let's do it again.
So, take two!
You want to see it again, don't you?
We do!
Let's do it again.
It's been three years since you left home.
Will you come back?
It's been three years since you left home.
I regret it for a long time.
Why couldn't I cheer for you honestly?
Shuji-kun's dream...
Hey! Stop the car!
He's mad! He's mad!
It's funny, so we'll wait for the last line until the second half.
I regret it for a long time.
Why couldn't I cheer for you honestly?
Just like Shuji-kun's dream,
I also entrusted my company to the man I love,
and dreamed of seeing his growth.
He's coming.
He's coming!
I won't resist anymore.
Mariko gave birth to a healthy child,
and Shuji-kun gave it his all.
He's angry! He's angry!
Do something about it!
He's mad! He's mad!
He's mad!
This car has a lot of power.
It's really fast.
One more line!
You're running away, aren't you?
Following the big turn,
they check their ability to deal with further trouble.
Mariko's role, Iriyama-san,
will act as if he's in a bad mood,
and have him boycott the filming.
Oh no! Oh no!
At that time, as a director,
how will you approach the actresses,
and how will you have them come back to the set?
What will the director do?
As instructed by Mariko's role,
Iriyama-san will hide in the location bus and get boycotted.
Director Minomiya will convey this emergency situation.
I went to get the script and Mr. Iriyama came out, but I don't think he's coming out of the microphone right now.
He said he couldn't continue.
I can't go to the next scene right now.
If this happens, the director will have to come out.
As we said, we can't do anything right now.
If the director does it, will he apologize?
I don't think the director moved.
Even if we ask now, there are parts that haven't come out yet.
How will the director bring back the locked actress?
Mr. Iriyama, can you talk to the director for a moment?
He's here.
Good morning.
Say hello.
Good morning.
Say yes.
I don't like this.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
You can't make up your mind at all?
I can't make up my mind at all.
Is my acting okay?
To be honest, is my acting okay?
How is it?
It's the best.
From now on, this person will be a diamond.
Diamond?
A big diamond.
A big diamond!
It's the first time I've heard of it.
A big diamond!
His persuasion continues.
- Is it okay for me in the first place? - Wouldn't it have been better for other 13 people?
- No, it's not like that. - Really.
- Seriously, it's not like that. - Then, please say something for me to confront you from now on.
- Really... - Now, the closing words...
- Then, I will... - Let's hear it.
- Please say something that says "I understand." - Let's hear it.
- Go! - We too. - Director!
- Iriyama-san probably... - Close it!
- Go! - What could it be?
- When this "Liquid" is on screen, I don't think I can walk in the city anymore.
- What do you mean? - Huh?
- He's from "Liquid", isn't he? - He's a big hit!
- Seriously, "Liquid" Iriyama is...
- "Liquid" Iriyama! - No!
- Why do you have that nickname?
- It's an offer from overseas. - It's okay for you to say that!
- I will take you to a world-class actress. - What?
- Let's shake hands. - I understand.
- Thank you. - Let's do our best.
- He's young.
- What is this? - I'm glad you're young.
- Let's do it again! - Let's do it again!
- Please say "Nice to meet you, everyone!" - Nice to meet you, everyone!
- He's changed! - He's different.
- He's a great guy. - He's a great guy.
- Minomiya, what did you say when you got close to the director?
- You didn't say much, but what did you say?
- Well, I guess that's it.
- Cool!
- He's so cool! - He's so manly!
- He kept it a secret, didn't he? - Yeah!
- I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble! Thank you in advance! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- And...
- There are times like that, too. - Times like that!
- He's so nice! - He was talking to himself just now!
- He was talking to himself! - He was talking to himself!
- That's right! There's no one there!
- But, such a director still had one more prank verification left!
- Do you remember your father? - The face? - His face?
- He was bad-looking. - He was bad-looking.
- He had a mustache! - That's right! He had a mustache!
- On this break... - Masada!
- When we went to the barber shop, he cut his mustache off...
- He cut off my mustache and came back!
- No, it's in the barber shop!
- It's not there! - It's not there!
- The scene that Mariko's father asked them to come back to continues!
When the father goes out of the store, Shuji chases him and says, "Let me finish my work," and he throws up.
In other words, even though there was a mustache in the store, as soon as he leaves the store, he dies.
What will the director do about this situation?
Mr. Chigawa, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
What?
Let's do it again.
What?
Oh, my God!
But...
I haven't noticed it yet!
You haven't noticed it yet?
I haven't noticed it yet!
As expected of you!
If you haven't noticed it yet, you don't have to notice it.
After that, the actor didn't notice it at all even after the rehearsal.
So, Ninomiya, the director, reports...
Did you notice it now?
Dad, did you notice it?
I haven't noticed it yet.
Dad, your mustache...
Can you see it? Can you see it?
What?
I think you can see it from here, but could you take a peek and look at it?
The director checks the mustache.
What? Not yet? Think about it. Think about it.
He's looking at it. He's peeking at it.
Look at it. It suits you, doesn't it?
I thought it was different.
What?
The director's sense of discomfort is somehow...
I think you've lost weight.
Of course I haven't lost weight in a few hours.
After that, the director asked Ninomiya himself for a reason and...
What are you up to?
I heard you went to a barber shop for a refreshment.
I can't think of it!
It's not a barber shop!
I don't know what's going on at all!
He said he went there for a reason, but...
If the director hadn't noticed you, you would have gone there, right?
If the director hadn't noticed me, I would have gone there at night.
That's impossible!
I don't know anything about the world.
I don't know anything about the world of dramas.
But is there anything like this?
It doesn't have anything to do with dramas.
Haircuts and stuff like that...
There is, isn't there?
What are you talking about?
As expected of a sponge actor!
What kind of face is he making to me?
Don't be angry.
The atmosphere of the scene is...
The director's face is angry.
If it continues like this, Iriyama-san will also...
Iriyama-san also had that earlier.
One year apart is another year apart.
That's how it is.
This is a movie.
For now, with the director's suggestion,
the shaved beard will be treated with magic.
Now, let's meet again!
Apologize!
Show them your mustache.
You're full of secrets!
And...
It's hot!
I saw it!
Why did you do that?
Apologize!
Don't look at my mustache!
Apologize!
While the heat is still on, they resume filming.
Okay!
You can't see it!
It's night!
You can't see it!
You can't see it at all!
It's open!
Your left eye is long!
You can't see it at all!
Apologize!
That's enough!
Look up!
Let me do my job as a father!
His left eye is on his cheek.
His right eye is on his usual place.
They immediately check the footage.
That's weird!
I don't know!
Apologize!
I don't know!
How is it?
I don't know!
You don't know, do you?
No, I know!
It's my first time!
It's your first time!
Do you know?
Is it because you have a long left eye?
I'm worried about your long left eye.
No, that's not the problem.
Producer!
Wow!
Do you want only half of your face up?
Only half of my face up.
Our director often does it.
Only half of my face up.
Only half of your face up.
Like you're hiding your mustache.
I don't want it!
The director who saw this is...
What is this?
I know!
I don't like it!
The director gives us an idea.
For example, what if you cover your face with an umbrella?
Can you cover my face with an umbrella?
Can you show me your face?
It's an era drama!
I can see you.
If it's like this, it will be dark and shadowy.
Then can you raise the umbrella a little more?
Can you raise it a little more?
I can see you.
Raise it a little more.
I can't see you.
You are serious.
Why do you take so much time?
Raise it a little more.
Raise it from that state.
I can see you.
I can see you!
Unexpectedly, the director said...
The director said...
I can see you!
Then, the director said...
Yes, I can see you.
After that, the shooting with fake mustache was forced to be done with an umbrella.
The director was in a bad mood all the time.
He went through a lot of trials.
Will he be able to move forward?
Can you raise it a little more?
I can see you.
While filming, there was also time for a smile to spill out.
And finally...
We received a crank up.
Next time, let's do a liquid two.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
After that, there was no need for editing or music.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Liquid was completed here.
And three months after the project started...
At last, Kano Eko's first directed work...
...has received a complete preview of liquid.
From now on, Takei Emi-san will also...
It's amazing!
...watch over this prank.
Thank you very much.
Maybe you'll be asked to appear in my next work.
I'd like to appear in it.
If it's a good work.
That's right.
I'd like to appear in it.
Kano's original script, Liquid.
Its story...
The protagonist, Yukio, who wants to become a novelist...
...begins by being forced to work...
...for a high salary from a black gold trader.
Yukio is asked by the workers who work there...
...to be interested in her own love novel...
...which she suddenly decided to write.
However, it's not as if...
...the shocking truth is hidden in the story.
She herself is very excited.
She tweeted...
...this tweet.
What is it?
"July...
...I feel hotter than summer...
...a storm is coming."
That's hot!
When a storm comes in Japan, a storm as a social phenomenon comes.
There are plenty of answers.
First of all, please take a look at this.
Today, we will talk about "completely exhausted society" for media people.
This is real.
How many people are there?
That's right.
All of them are called by LONDON HEARTS.
300 people.
In addition, the audience is...
Here he is!
Mr. Kon Arimura!
Mr. Kon Arimura, a movie critic!
You know him from "Tag CM", don't you?
He appears in "Tag CM".
What kind of evaluation will Mr. Arimura, who watches a lot of movies, give?
As a movie director, I'm very curious about it.
He looks a little annoyed.
The movie's cast is also sitting in the front.
Don't you know him?
He is an old detective.
I don't think they get along well.
Mr. Watanabe is also in the movie.
How do you feel about this movie?
Watanabe is not a hooker!
He is not a hooker!
White glasses are not all hookers!
Aro doesn't wear them, does he?
Now, let's take a look at Kano in the dressing room.
How is he doing?
He looks stylish!
He looks stylish, doesn't he?
Are you wearing a ladies' map today?
No, I'm not wearing a ladies' map.
Today, as a movie director, not as an entertainer,
please show us your sharp expression.
Today...
Am I a movie director?
But you are also in the movie.
Oh, I'm in the movie!
Everyone, thank you for waiting for a long time.
TOKYO SHORT FILM FESTIVAL
will be held today.
Now, please welcome...
Kano Eiko!
Please welcome her with a big round of applause!
[What's going on?]
We will now show you the short film "Liquid" from the Tokyo Short Film Festival.
It will start now!
I'm looking forward to it.
He's nervous.
"The Canon".
It's cool!
It's amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Tokyo Short Film Festival.
It's a movie festival of lies.
You can't doubt Shinji.
It's amazing.
The first director's work.
It's started!
Hey you!
Give me my money back!
I know you're in there!
He's acting like it's a movie.
It's really a movie!
He's getting his money back.
I finally said it!
Do you have money for me to give them back?
I'll forgive you every day!
Idiot!
Oh my!
He's bad.
Oh, Takahiro.
You know him?
Hello.
- I can't watch movies anymore. - Go away!
I'll pay you back the 10 million yen I lent you one day.
- I don't want to pay you back... - Darling...
Are you still writing novels?
Yes.
This book is a self-published work, and if it hits, I'll post a manuscript fee.
Could you please wait a little longer?
Let's stop chasing fancy dreams.
- I'm aiming for a novelist. - Genius and design have already passed.
Shut up!
- You really love it, don't you? - Yes!
- It's interesting! - Is it?
- Then let's go. - Shall we?
- Yes! - Wait, where are you going?
Hey, where are you going?
You look very satisfied. What's up with you, Kano?
You look like you're having a good time.
- I'll force you to work. - You look like a monster.
- You look like a monster.
You look like you're impersonating Fujiwara-kun's camera.
What's going on?
This is the scene where Watanabe-san deliberately fired multiple NGs.
Hello, hello, everyone.
- Takashi-san... - We've been protecting you, haven't we?
- We've been working hard. - What are you doing here?!
Wait a minute.
My brother is a regular at this site.
Watch what you say.
What's with you?
We're about to start working.
If you have something to say, say it now.
What's this? It's not funny at all.
- That's right, it's a movie. - I'm sorry, but it's a movie.
This time...
We've brought an assistant to this site.
- What? - An assistant?!
From today onward, please assign this Yukio-kun to our team.
Wait a minute, Takashi-san.
This job was supposed to be done only by us.
- Isn't that right? - That's right!
Wait a minute!
You guys have no right to complain!
You're late for work, too!
Let's put in a little bit of "onee" vibe.
Hanzawa's big-shouldered secretary.
If you're late for work, I'll give you a raise.
Isn't that obvious?
If you don't like it, get out of here right now!
I'll ask another company for you.
No complaints, right?!
- He's laughing! - He's laughing, isn't he?!
- He's laughing, isn't he?!
With that said, Yukio-kun...
You're going to work here from now on...
and make a little bit of "onee" every now and then!
Understood.
Takei Emi-chan is really good at monitoring.
She doesn't even know what's going on.
- She's good, isn't she? - She's watching everything.
Watch what?!
What are you doing?!
This is an unexpectedly important scene.
Hey!
What are you doing?!
I'm sorry.
If you're going to work here...
don't make unnecessary moves.
- Got it? - Yes.
I'm sorry.
- I don't know. - Something's wrong.
- Snowfall? - Here, too.
- We've got it fixed. - We've got it fixed.
Well, you stayed on site, so it's easier for us.
That's where it is.
May I?
The site where the snowfall occurred this time
is usually called "takoyaki room".
It's harder than Korea, and there are many people running away.
Snowfall should know well about the fear of that place,
- but I thought you accepted reality quite honestly. - That's not true.
- It's as if you were hoping for it. - I see.
- He said "I see". - It's not necessary.
- It's not that important of a story. - That's right.
If you calm down, let's take all of Snowfall's house and send it to a debt collector.
Well, I don't think it's a big amount of money.
- You're laughing, aren't you, Kano? - I'm not laughing.
- Who the hell are you?! - Who was it, you bastard?!
- You got in my way, but you got away with it right away! - I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
The camera is bad, you know.
In the western sky!
A big cloud floats up.
Huh?
Shuji remembers Mariko, who was rejected by the reality school.
Hey!
What are you talking about?
I've always wanted to be a novelist.
I'm interested in my own work.
So what is it?
So...
I can't do anything, but...
I can tell you about my work.
I think it's a failure like a failed novel.
You guys are weird.
Get back to work, you guys!
Shuji meets Mariko again and asks her why she rejected him.
The outline of the wind is like an expression of Shuji's heart.
What is this?
I told you I love you, but why can't we get married?
This is the novel's...
You hate me now, don't you?
One person, two roles.
It's not like that!
I can't get married...
because of your dream!
I came to Tokyo to become a singer.
What's wrong with that?
My dad runs a bank in town.
So if you marry me...
you have to become an orphan and follow in my footsteps.
Shuji, can you give up on your dream?
That's...
I can't!
Even if I give up on Mariko...
I can't...
give up on my dream!
You passed!
- Huh? - Huh?
I found out that the person I love isn't Yawa.
Shuji-kun, please make me your wife.
H-Hariko! You tried me out, you bastard!
- Is this a new product? - Hariko!
- Takei-san, what's wrong? - She's laughing like crazy.
- I've never seen such a director. - She's laughing like crazy.
- What's with you? - Wow!
- You're so funny! - You're so funny!
Shuji-kun...
It's been a while, but let me hear you sing.
- Sure! - Huh?
- It's a song. - A song?!
♪ Even if a wolf with no fangs comes out ♪
- A mahogany board. - A mahogany board.
- ♪ The light shines bright ♪ - Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
- Stop it! - Stop it!
Shuji and Hariko promised to get married.
They thought they'd live a happy life, but it didn't go so easily.
Hey, you two!
- What's going on? - What's with you two?
This world has no TV or radio.
I think we can talk like we're in a movie.
- Shuji and Hariko, what are you doing here? - What are you doing here?
Um, can I join you?
- Let me hear you talk, will you? - Let me hear you talk!
- Let me hear you talk!
Oh, so this is where you sleep.
- This is amazing. - Get out of the way!
- Are you not coming in today?
- Yes, I'm coming in! - If you keep talking like a bug, you won't be able to work here!
She's Mrs. Aoba. She's taking care of our lives here.
Mrs. Aoba is the one with the worst temper here.
- Be careful. - Don't say stupid things like that!
Here, I'll make you something to eat, so go take a bath first.
- That looks good. - Look at her editing. She doesn't know what she's doing.
- Hey, what are you doing, old man? - This is the last one.
- Right here! - "Old man"?
- It's a camera message! - It's a camera message!
- They can't even look at you in the camera! - It's a shocker!
And then, I worked hard on this unfamiliar work site.
- I'm sorry! - Little by little, but I got better at working with everyone.
- It's pretty difficult, you know. - You can make it a little easier.
- Really? - Yeah.
Before I went to sleep or had a break, I showed off the novel I had written.
Go to bed already!
It got too hot, and when I woke up in the middle of the night, my aunt got mad at me, so I had to take it easy.
The story of Shuji and Mariko continued, and by the time I was a year older, a year and a month had passed.
It feels good!
Now, this picture is amazing!
Radio helicopter!
It's nice to go on a picnic with everyone!
That's right!
Wow!
You forget that you're at a work site in hell, don't you?
Even if it's tough, if we all work together, we can do it!
He has a wife and kids.
I couldn't rely on them, so they ran away.
But, when I'm done with work here, I'm thinking of picking them up.
They're different from me in the past.
It's snowing a lot.
You're more manly now.
Thank you.
Sir!
We're working late, is that okay?
Huh?
No, I think you should work more!
Yeah.
I'll think about it.
Sir, you don't look too good.
That's none of your business! You can't eat this!
Huh?
Oh.
- What is it? - This is a pension interest rate, but there are a lot of zeros coming out.
- Huh? One, ten, hundred... Twenty million!? - Twenty million...
- Twenty million!? - TWENTY MILLION!!!
- A pension loan is ten million, right? - Huh!?
- That triple amount resonated... - Oh, you're the hiter in this.
- Oh my. - Huh!?
- What's happening? - You're starting to get upset with Liquit, aren't you?
- Are we? - Hey!
- That's weird. - Are we not supposed to laugh?
It's like, "Will this mystery be solved?"
What's with him?
It's amazing, really.
He pushed Maripo against her will and jumped out, and ran away.
That's good, but...
It doesn't work out.
That's why...
Big dreams always fail.
Those who've failed in life haven't been told about it.
You're not the one who should be told about it.
But you don't know anything about it, who cares?
Hey, you can't say that.
I haven't been told about it...
You weren't told about it?!
Who's the one who said it?
You didn't say it!
You really didn't say it?!
It suddenly became like this?
Please stop!
Leave me alone!
Everyone, calm down! Calm down, please!
Oh, no!
What?
What? What?
Wow, he's pulling it in.
Oh, no!
Wow, he's pulling it in.
Oh...
It's over.
It's over?
What?
It's not over.
It's not okay?
Why are you leaving?
Why can't you accept this ending?
It's not okay.
What do you mean?
You're going to die.
Why is it like this?
Guy, don't cry like that!
Why am I...
Takamatsu-san used to be...
Anyway!
It's not like that!
I'm interested!
Let's go.
At the end...
Can you tell me...
your favorite...
Takamatsu novel?
At the end...
Can you tell me your favorite...
Takamatsu novel?
I don't have many...
The story...
is about a climax.
Shuji and Mariko...
were living...
in various places.
Ah!
Attention, please!
It's been a while, isn't it?
You're acting weird.
It's a lot.
I'm sad.
It's sad that we can't use gags anymore.
It's too hot.
Oh?
I don't like such weak Papa.
Right?
I...
Of course I'm happy for you to succeed as a singer,
but I'm happy just to be with you.
It's like a movie, isn't it?
So, dad, do your best!
Thank you!
Oh, I'm sorry! I closed the store today!
Oh, my God!
It's funny!
Hey! Hey!
If you look at it on the big screen...
Listen carefully to this scene carefully and listen carefully.
I've been regretting it for three years since you left the house.
Why couldn't you support me honestly?
Just like Shuji has a dream...
I should have cut the advertisement for a sexy shop, but it's playing now...
The director is angry!
But this is just...
I'm angry! I'm angry!
You should have believed me when you were in the team!
Open your mouth! Open your mouth!
I don't want to say anything anymore...
Mariko, look at this and chase your dream as hard as you can!
Dad, is it true?
Then I'll excuse myself now...
Please take care of Mariko...
This is the next movie.
Dad is wearing a beard now.
The next one is "Once You Leave the Shop".
Dad!
I'm sorry!
No, it's okay. Look up!
No, it's not like that...
Let me do my job!
Shuji?
I've always wanted to do this...
But now that I'm with Mariko...
I wrote "beard" with a pen...
You wrote it with a pen?
I wrote it with a pen...
To hide it...
It's too unnatural...
The child who acknowledged us has woken up!
This is too much!
My dream is...
To make Mariko and the new born child happy!
So, Dad...
Please tell me from the bottom of your heart!
What... What are you saying?!
You've forgiven me so many times, and I've been longing for you so much!
You can sing anywhere and anytime!
- But it's a good poem, isn't it? - In that case...
You can listen to it next door!
So...
Please!
Yes...
Of course.
- If you have the courage... - I want to see your face!
I hope you have the courage!
Mariko!
- Mariko, wake up! - You can't do that!
What's wrong?
She's born!
- Mariko! - She's born as a baby!
- She's born as a baby!
She's born as a baby!
- She's a boy. - She's crying!
- Thank you for being born. - Yeah, she's a little...
Name...
What should I do?
- What should I do? - What should I do?
Yukio...
It's Yukio!
- Why is it Yukio? - Just like Yukio, you'll be a pure and kind person!
- It's Yukio! - Yukio!
Speaking of Yukio...
Yukio is Shuji and Mariko's son?!
That means... everything we've talked about so far is actually...
Yukio's parents...
That's what it is, right, Yukio?
I'm a little excited!
- That's amazing! - I can't wait for the next episode!
But I'm glad we got together.
Your father was a passionate man. He succeeded in his work!
- My father... is dead. - What?
He's dead.
The bank that my grandfather inherited...
The Omatsu Empire Bank...
Because of the bankruptcy...
The bank went bankrupt...
The bank lost 400 million yen...
My father...
Suffered a lot of trouble, and then...
He died.
What?!
- This is... - Yukio? - Yukio?
I will never forgive the criminal!
That's why I'm here!
- What?! - What?!
- He threw his glasses! - What is this?!
He threw his glasses! Like Conan!
- What does that mean? - It's a mystery!
They must have been... there.
It looks like it's going pretty well.
You guys who came for the reconstruction...
You looked around the building proudly...
And you were able to plan for a riot!
It's true that we received the reconstruction construction.
Yeah.
That's your delusion, isn't it?
The route used by the rioters as proof of that was the doors and walls you redesigned.
It's like a case.
You're good at it.
Unexpectedly.
It's interesting because there are so many developments.
I thoroughly investigated the case and you guys.
You were hiding, weren't you?
Until self-realization.
No, I think we should increase the working hours more.
Let me think about it.
You guys deliberately delayed work until self-realization.
It's ridiculous!
Besides, you guys weren't the only ones hiding.
What?!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
You guys!
Why did you do that?!
Yukio asked me to do it.
She asked me to secretly look for it.
That incinerator, right?
I can't imagine hiding burning money where there is fire.
But that incinerator that didn't let me approach it was strangely suspicious.
Damn it!
I wasn't brought here.
I came here because I wanted to!
Everything is for my father's revenge!
But...
Why did a villain like you save me?!
It's very difficult to express my feelings here.
I called you here.
Wow!
I see.
I see what you mean.
I've never seen a movie.
I didn't know anything.
I didn't know my daughter.
I'm sorry.
Dad!
I didn't know you were in the top of the crime group.
Yukio.
Did the novel you wrote come true?
No.
It didn't.
I see.
I wish I had met worse people.
I see.
I wish I had met worse people.
What?
You are suddenly becoming a comedian.
You are giving me a hard time.
What?
It's like a love potion cookie.
Who is dancing?
Some people are dancing.
It's cool.
There is a dance like this.
At last, we all dance together.
Yes, we do.
But...
I think I've seen it somewhere.
It's like a love potion cookie.
Is it?
Yes, it is.
It's like a love potion cookie.
It's influenced by love potion.
It's a drum that we've been playing recently.
It's absorbed quickly, isn't it?
It's absorbed quickly.
It's amazing.
The staff is cooperating with us a lot.
It's amazing.
It's absorbed well.
There is a scene like this.
It's absorbed well.
You are laughing so much here.
You are laughing so much at the ending.
What is it?
At the end roll.
No one laughs at once.
You are amazing.
The song doesn't match.
No, it doesn't.
It wasn't different at all.
There is a scene like this.
Suddenly, it became comical.
It's like "Makamata Koushinkyoku".
It's like "Asagami da Tetekuru".
It's still going on.
The light shines on the black line.
This is not the original "Liquid".
This is the title that was added before "Liquid".
Here it is.
Self-assertion is too strong!
She's crying.
(Applause)
This is great.
This is great!
This is not standing ovation!
Standing ovation!
This is a gimmick!
She answered with great satisfaction without knowing that this was extra.
She's crying!
Do you think this is a commercial?
Well, I'd like to go over there.
Why?
After that, the cast and staff will do a stage greeting.
I will also greet in the middle of it.
I will tell a story there.
I see.
I don't know where you will notice me, so if you notice me early, that's it.
But I will say it as much as I can.
Will you say it on stage?
I will say it on stage.
I will say it as much as I can.
Can we go back now?
What are you doing?
Look at me, you idiot!
Look at me!
What am I coming here for, you idiot?
So, Atsushi will say a story on stage.
One, two...
The president will do a commercial shoot.
The cast and staff will do a stage greeting.
Five years ago, it was Shinichi Niuchi.
And this time, it's director Eiga and Eiko Horinai.
The three-month-long prank is finally coming to an end!
Can you say a few words for us, director Eiko Kano?
Thank you, director.
Thank you all for coming today.
(Applause)
When I was asked if I would like to be a director...
Pay attention to the left side of the screen!
Oh, it's coming!
I'm going on stage!
From the left side of the stage!
Oh, it's coming!
You're covering your face!
It's okay!
Eiko doesn't notice at all!
Last year...
I was just at Fukumakuen...
The distance between them was three meters!
It's getting closer and closer!
So far, it has been provided by the sponsors you see.
Oh, it's coming!
Kano!
Behind you!
The distance between them is one meter and a half!
It's getting closer and closer!
What's with your face and glasses?
You're wearing glasses, aren't you?
Your eyes are blue and your forehead is white!
Your forehead is blue and your forehead is white!
What's going to happen when they notice it?
It's coming! It's coming!
Don't pay attention! Don't pay attention!
Don't pay attention!
She's talking with all her might!
She doesn't care at all!
She was saying something!
It's over!
I don't know the name of the lord yet.
It's very difficult, isn't it?
Oyagi-shi, Kataso, Yakushi-shi is the lord.
He looks like Kimura-kun.
Oh, he's saying something.
I'm glad you acted without knowing it.
I'm Noriko Iriyama, and I played the role of Noriko.
I really...
She doesn't care at all!
She's smiling!
Finally, she's smiling!
Thank you very much.
When on earth does she not care?
Thank you very much!
Even so, the greetings of the cast and crew continue.
Next up is Arts-shi's turn!
Thank you very much!
Does she not care at all?
She doesn't care at all!
Next up, please.
I played the role of Shomei-bu.
Kano-ega...
Huh?
Kano-ega...
I don't know yet?!
Not yet!
What did I just say?
I don't know yet!
This is the time for truth!
Thank you very much.
This is bad!
Oh no!
[Laughter]
What's going on?
What...
No way!
Wait a minute!
Please continue.
No, no, don't continue!
Wait a minute!
How far is it?
[Laughter]
How far is it?
You already know, right?
Wait a minute!
Really!
You're kidding me!
Everyone, thank you for your hard work!
Wait a minute!
Really!
No way!
Seriously!
Everyone, thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
300 extras, thank you very much!
We'll complete it!
And!
The wonderful actors and staff here, please give them a big hand!
Thank you very much!
Wait a minute!
Really, I'm sorry!
Yes!
Really, um...
Hello!
No, it's not "hello"!
Seriously, I don't know for sure, but...
Yes?
How far is it?
This press conference...
Yes!
This movie was made, right?
I think so...
At London Hearts...
I think so...
From now on, let's talk about jokes!
From now on, UNI-LEAGUE and...
sponsored by...
What is this?
This is London Hearts.
This is London Hearts!
This can't be London Hearts!
I told you it's London Hearts!
It's like a mining site.
I told you! Give me instructions!
What's wrong? Are you crying?
No, I'm not crying.
This is very complicated.
What is this emotion?
It will remain as a work.
It won't be shown in a movie.
It won't be shown?!
It won't be shown.
No, it will!
Let it be shown!
It won't be shown.
Let it be shown!
Tokyo Short Film Festival!
Tokyo Short Film Festival...
It won't be shown.
You're lying!
I'm not lying!
Don't say "you're lying" while acting cool!
So, all the members watched the movie together.
Did you all watch it?
Yes, we did!
Fujimoto-san, did you watch all of it?
Yes, we did.
We watched it from where you were filming it.
I watched "Sasuigeimon".
I watched it, too.
Ready, action!
How was it, Watanabe-san?
Before that, all of us actors were doing our best.
That's right.
We're really grateful for that.
Thank you.
I think we'll call you "director" from now on.
Is that how much you care about us?
It's not "good action", it's "shall we make it a start?"
They said it's like us.
It's like us.
They said it's like us.
Did you say that to Watanabe-san, too?
You said it to Iriyama-san, too!
Yes, Iriyama-san.
Iriyama-san,
during one of the filming sessions,
you went on a rocket bus, right?
Yes, I did.
Was that also directed by me?
Yes, it was.
It must have been hard for you, right?
Yes, it was.
There were many accidents in the movie, too.
Yes, there were.
Did you notice that, Ichikawa-san?
Your father...
It's rare for Kano to get angry.
Of course!
He's not a professional!
After that, I hated you.
Ichikawa-san?
Ichikawa-san is a good person!
Now that you mentioned it,
I feel relieved.
How did you watch the movie?
Even with all those staff and actors,
I hated the script.
I couldn't understand it.
I want you to notice many things.
The movie, the song, and the comedy.
But today, I want you to know
that it's below average.
Why do I have to hear that?
And now,
we have another person
who watched this movie with us.
Please welcome,
Takei Emi-san!
Hello, Takei-san!
That was fun!
Right?
You're sweating like crazy!
I know!
But Takei-san,
if you don't mind,
you can leave.
If you don't mind.
But you haven't heard of the movie yet, right?
What do you think of it, Takei-san?
Well...
I should experience many things.
Do you want to experience it?
The actor who experienced it
hasn't studied it yet.
He hasn't studied it yet.
Let's do our best!
That's a good answer!
Today, we have a movie critic
who came with us.
Right? He's here with us.
Mr. Arimura!
Nice to meet you.
Let's ask him.
I thought you had some weird directions.
For example?
I didn't know what you were talking about.
I didn't know it at all.
I've seen it somewhere.
Thank you very much, Mr. Arimura.
As expected of a prankster, I laughed a lot this time as well.
But I kept giving hints that this was a prank.
I didn't notice it. Didn't you notice it?
No.
I kept giving hints that this was a prank.
If you look at this, you can see it.
I kept giving hints that this was a prank.
If you look at this, you can see it.
Don't make me depressed.
Oh, Mr. Tameko.
Are you telling me?
No, I'm telling you.
Why?
The hint of the prank was actually hidden.
Please take a look at this.
This title was made with Nakazawa producer's suggestion.
That's right.
It's easy to understand this time.
I thought I could do it, but I didn't notice it.
You didn't know, did you?
I didn't notice it.
The teacher didn't notice it.
"Liquid", right?
But I think people who watched "London Hearts" and had a good intuition would have noticed the title "Liquid" right away.
Everyone watched the prank, but there is something that Takei-san would like you to see, right?
Yes.
Is there?
Then, please look at this.
What is it?
The first family I met was a mother who had become a corpse.
This is not your playground.
I didn't think you'd be more confused.
"London Hearts", "Zero's Truth", "Observation", "Matsumoto Mao"
This teacher is not interested in people who are alive.
It's out!
I want to see it!
It's a monograph!
This is actually something that really flows, right?
Yes, that's right.
"Zero's Truth", "Observation", "Matsumoto Mao" drama will start at 9 pm on July 17th, London.
Let's watch it!
Let's definitely watch it!
Everyone, will you watch it?!
I think it's good!
It's not "I think it's good"!
I think it's good!
I'm glad.
I'm really glad.
Right?!
You were able to promote it to this many people in one go.
I'm really angry!
It's not "good introduction"!
It's "opening act"!
It's "long and good introduction"!
Please give me 20 minutes of this.
What are you saying?!
I'll play "Liquid"!
All of it?!
Why are you playing "Liquid" all of a sudden?!
Zero's...
"Zero's Truth"!
This is the 3rd prank audition!
It's good! It's good!
The prank is "female half-parent".
It's "undeveloped new character"
self-taught
"facts"!
Huh?!
So, with all of you supporting us, actors and staff, and everyone watching this movie,
for the sake of London Hearts, thank you so much!
Thank you!
Let's do comedy well! See you later!
Don't do anything else!
That's right!
The prank was a big success, wasn't it?
It was a big success, wasn't it?
Then, shout out loud!
The prank was a big success!
It was, wasn't it?
Yeah!
The prank was a big success!
Was it good?
Let's have fun at the end!
Let's have fun at the end and end it well!
It's like "Liquid", isn't it?
Even though it was a prank, the wonderful staff and cast were blessed.
They enjoyed the feeling of being a movie director.
But, from now on, let's not cheat and do comedy well!
Dad!
Even so, since "Liquid" was made with much effort,
it's a waste of money, so the complete version of it will be distributed for free in "Ron Farnet Movie".
And, the full version of "Amagami Hold Me", which is the main character, can be downloaded from the mobile site.
In addition, this new song will be released.
This Sunday, July 20th.
"Fifty A" revival live!
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