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[Unobore Jibunbanzuke]
A battle between a woman and 40 men.
Unobore Jibunbanzuke.
Isn't it erotic to have one wife?
That wife is the century's trend.
That western girl Masaki is so happy.
That power is nonexistent.
With a series of problems, the woman are always...
You're having a dangerous thought.
Is that why you became a guest?
Girls' G-Class Banzuke
There are three people who are in their 83's.
Mariko Seyama, A.K.B., Shizuka Ohya and Morishita.
Nice to meet you.
Seyama is a former news anchor of "Daily Television".
I've been an anchor of "Daily Television" for 7 years.
Right.
When I realized it, I was 34 years old and did gravure.
Gravure is amazing, isn't it?
Did you get a photo book?
Yes, I did.
How was it?
She took the book home without touching it.
Interesting.
She didn't even ask for it.
It was expensive.
Ohya is also in A.K.B.
Yes, I am.
She is a new member of A.K.B.
Yes, she is.
She is from Oshima.
Oshima.
Yes.
I forgot.
Don't forget.
You are also in A.K.B., right?
Yes, we are.
Why do you dress like that?
Why? Are you kidding me?
Think about it.
Are you serious?
But if you compare them with new members of A.K.B.,
A.K.B. fans will be angry.
Why?
There should be better ones.
New members...
Besides that,
the ranking of the guests that you want to go out with
and what you think is good for you.
A woman's self-promotion.
The first ranking guest is...
Oh!
The most scandalous man in the world, Masaki Nishida!
He dated Hanako Takigawa for only 2 years.
After that, he broke up with Haruna Yabuki and got married.
He has a cabaret show at home and made people laugh.
You know what this is about, don't you?
I have a bad feeling about this.
Are you going to make me do something worse?
It's okay, you can't do it anymore.
You can't do it anymore.
I think you're right.
Out of these 10 women, who do you want to date?
I'd like you to put them in order.
Let's do it one by one.
Can you talk?
You can't talk.
What does it feel like to be looked at like this?
Is there anyone who wants to fight for real?
Well, only a few people.
I knew it.
You love gravure, don't you?
You like gravure, don't you?
We'll have this dangerous man talk from the studio and have him carefully think about his ranking in the waiting room.
The person with the correct ranking will receive a cash prize from Ryo-kun.
The first place is the highest prize in the past, 100,000 yen.
Since you can't get insurance, you won't get many prizes.
Now, everyone, please guess your ranking.
I feel awkward.
Why do you feel awkward?
Recently, my girlfriend broke up with me.
She's my best friend among my friends in gravure.
Do you have ambition?
Yes, I listen to everything.
How was the cheating scene?
It's in the bedroom, isn't it? In the bedroom.
When I'm sleeping.
When you're sleeping?
Yes, yes.
If you listen to that, it's hard for you to choose, isn't it?
That's right.
When you're in Nishina-kun's class, don't you think it's better for you to hug Motokano's friend?
That's amazing.
Which one is better?
"Don't break up" or "Your body", which one is better?
Her back style may be better.
But her face may be better.
If that's the case, Nishina-kun wants to go behind her back.
Right?
He wants to go on the opposite side.
Is it better for you to hug Motokano's friend?
"Don't break up" or "Your body", which one is better?
The private and professional AKB owner has three guesses.
It's nostalgic. I thought it would be easier to decide.
Se-gam.
Yanaka.
Since I started gravure, you said you like gravure quite a lot.
Not gravure, but I like something that looks light.
Then, around two.
Around two?
You're confident, aren't you?
I'm confident that I'll be liked by someone who looks light like you.
That's right. Usually, light ones and light ones stick together.
Then, you too, otaku.
Who said it's light?
You're fast.
Since it's super light, super heavy one is prettier. Who said it's super light?
Heavy one.
Super light.
This area is beyond discussion.
Usayama-san, what do you think?
When I look at my ex-wife and ex-girlfriend, they're all slim and their faces are also slender.
They're not round people.
I see.
They're round.
Don't you have a croquette shop yet?
It'll be popular for sure.
It looks like an apron.
It's not an apron.
Isn't it a croquette apron?
It's fashionable.
The croquette shop that does gravure is expected in 4th place.
Then, Kamata and Oshima are expected in 3rd and higher places.
Misono, who is not confident, is expected in 7th place.
If it's a face, I'm not afraid of it.
How about you, Kei-chan?
Usually, I'm in 9th place.
That's right.
Stop him!
Stop him a little more!
What should I do?
If you were there, you'd still be there.
I'll go to 8th place.
8th place?
3,000 yen?
You have to go and get 3,000 yen.
That's right.
There are only three people left who are not popular.
But the person who cheated is a croquette shop, isn't it?
I think people like flashy people.
That's right. It's like a croquette shop, isn't it?
Croquette, snack, croquette.
But it's different.
Today, it's clean.
Snack, croquette.
Such a croquette shop is in 4th place.
Last time, Shinobu Satodame was chosen as the worst one and is currently in 8th place.
And in 3rd place, Noro will sit down and face the new AKB members for the 3rd time.
As you can see, everyone's ranking is as expected.
No one will sit in 1st place.
And once again, Nishina, who completed the ranking, is in 3rd place.
I'm scared!
I'm sorry, but what do you think?
As you can see, everyone's ranking is as expected.
Why isn't anyone in 1st place?
I don't think everyone is confident in 1st place.
Nishina Masaki's "I want to go out with you" ranking.
There wasn't a woman he expected, but no one wants her in 1st place.
And the winner of the glorious top 1 is...
Isayama-san!
She's here!
You've been strong lately!
She's here!
You were sitting here for 100,000 yen!
That was close!
But she did sit down!
That was a save!
She didn't sit down!
How many croquettes did you eat?!
I didn't eat any!
I didn't eat a single one!
Seriously!
I'm sorry!
She's here!
She didn't sit down!
Her style is...
She looks like she's sitting down.
The reason is...
Her face is just her type.
Her face is her type?!
What?!
But people in the past were more laid back, right?
If you make them lose weight, it's fine, right?
If you go out with them and make them lose weight...
It doesn't matter, right?
Their body shape and hair style...
If you make them lose weight, they won't be like Isoyama anymore, right?
But their faces are still the same, right?
Ah, I see. Their eyes are crooked.
She's a type of person who has a lot of confidence and wants to make girls change.
Can you tell us that you weren't popular with these members today?
Even if you say it now, I don't know!
Why do you say it as soon as you announce your first place?
At least say it in 7th or 8th place.
Be patient!
I'm a woman's enemy in the middle of the night, but I don't know!
That means...
It doesn't matter if you're fat or thin.
It doesn't matter at all.
I see.
It doesn't matter at all.
I see.
If you think about making them lose weight...
That's right.
Next...
2nd place...
Isoyama-san, if you don't say your name, you'll definitely lose weight.
2nd place...
The next person who said his name is...
Oshima-san.
He's strong!
He's a serious guy.
1st and 2nd place are just their faces.
Just their faces.
3rd place...
Ah, they don't have personalities or anything like that.
Just their faces?
Oshima's...
He looks a little hungry.
No, it doesn't bother me.
Ah, really?
My personality doesn't really matter.
It looks bad!
Even if we don't have similar personalities, we can still be together.
Yes, we can.
As long as we are beautiful.
Oh, I see.
You made it clear.
People who go to the sea are not like that.
That's right.
It's natural.
So, if you are in Cabrera, I want you to call Isseyama-san.
Isseyama-san.
1, 2, 3.
Oh, you are fast.
Next, number 3.
Oh, you are good-looking.
No, I'm not.
I don't think you are.
I am!
But, the new AKB competition...
Don't say that!
It's different!
It's fun!
Yes, it is!
It's a fact!
There was an AKB!
There is an AKB now!
Yes, there is!
Next, number 3.
Will the two new AKB members be chosen?
It's Isseyama-san.
It's a fact!
It was close!
Who is it?
It's Isseyama-san.
It's a fact!
Please sit down.
Sit down.
Please sit down.
I'm curious about the reason, but I don't want to say it.
How is it?
His face and style are, to be honest, number one.
What?!
To be honest.
Yes.
However, his age is...
It's a fact!
What?!
I see.
How old are you?
I'm 34 years old.
34 years old.
I've decided from 20 to 30.
Wow!
It's better for young people.
If you're over 30, you don't have much to teach.
Yes.
For example, cooking.
Yes.
Drinking.
Yes.
Working at night.
It's already done.
It's being completed.
Yes.
If Isseyama-san is 25 years old...
He's number one.
What?!
By the way, there is no one who is over 30 years old, right?
Kei-chan.
Kei-chan, isn't that about right?
Nishikawa-kun.
Before you fainted.
Both of you have one love affair.
This is bad.
This is a battle of the century. Where do you want to go?
Either one or neither one.
This is bad.
Let's start.
Morishita, Teji.
If you don't say my name, you will faint.
Fourth place is...
The one who was chosen is...
Misono-san.
No way!
Why?
If it's based on your face, will Misono come here?
To be honest,
I don't have a face.
What?
My face is up to 1st, 2nd and 3rd place.
The criteria changes from 4th place?
Yes, it does.
If Misono is with me,
I think it will be fun.
But you don't have a face, right?
I don't have a face.
My face is below 4th place.
You don't have a face, right?
Yes, I don't.
When you said you don't have a face,
you looked like Masuwaka-san.
You look like Oniwaka-san.
The most scandalous man,
the man who Misano wants to date,
5th place in the top group.
It's Masuwaka-san.
I'm glad!
I'm glad, Masuwaka-san!
I'm glad!
5th place.
It's not about personality anymore.
What?
It's about punishment, right?
I'm also about punishment.
When you get married,
what do you want to do?
I have no idea.
Do you?
I don't know.
What do you want to do?
What kind of play do you want to do?
I don't know.
This segment is suitable for you.
You're having fun, right?
I'm having a lot of fun.
If it's like this,
I don't know.
By the way,
what do you want to do at night with Isoyama-san?
You don't know yet, do you?
That's right.
What do you want to teach her?
Isayama-san, your hand is like this, right?
After that, the 6th place goes to...
Morishita-san.
A best friend.
Yes, I'm Honey-chan's best friend.
This time, I thought about it carefully.
I see.
If you say it like that, it's embarrassing.
That's right.
"Me Unable", right?
Your face, one, two, three.
Inside, at night...
How about starting from the 6th place?
Same thing, at night.
At night!
I see.
You said it yourself, didn't you?
Your back will lose against your face, but your face will win against me.
Yes, that's why I want to see your face.
You want to see my face?
I'll wait for you on both sides.
That's right.
Why is Masako's face higher?
I'm sorry about that.
That's because she believes in techniques of history.
Masako's wife...
Isn't a wife erotic?
Yes.
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Don't say that!
Don't say that about your wife!
It's okay!
It's not okay!
I'm getting nervous!
I thought my wife would be taken away!
No, you're my type!
Stop it!
I won't let you get close!
Are you two similar?
We're not similar!
You two have the same smell.
But you're wearing glasses of the same brand.
Even your hair color is the same.
It's not the same!
You two are similar, aren't you?
We're not similar!
Can I touch you once?
No!
Masaki Nishina's "I want to date you" ranking...
It's a long battle between the worst three!
Who will come out on top?
It's Ms. Tejima.
I did it!
You did it!
It's Ms. Sanable.
It's Ms. Tejima.
It's not fair!
It's not "kamiseven"!
It's "rohan's kamiseven"!
It's a shame!
I thought that "konar" and "roku nana" had similar lines.
"go roku nana" is only about working at night.
I see!
What's the difference between "moristar" and "tej" and "konar"?
It's about age.
It's about age!
I see!
It's logical.
"moristar" is more like "bon kyun bon", isn't it?
Wait! I'm "bon kyun bon", too!
"tej" is more like "bon bon bon", isn't it?
Wait! I'm "bon kyun bon", too!
I don't have "kyun"!
You look like a "matameti" dress.
I'm a relaxed dress and I'm trying to deceive you.
"matsuoka" is...
"bon kyun bon" is nothing, right?
"son son son" is...
What are you talking about?
"otakura" usually sit in 3rd place.
"otakura" is in 1st and 3rd place.
I didn't know that "otakura" was in such a lower place.
"kei chan", if you don't say their names here, you will be eliminated.
It's a little embarrassing to be eliminated in 8th place.
It's embarrassing.
It's obvious which is better, AKB or MOMS.
MOMS will be angry.
It's not MOMS vs. AKB, right?
It's MOMS vs. AKB now.
Next, 8th place.
Will it be AKB or MOMS?
Don't miss it!
It's Oya-san.
Wow, so quiet!
I'm so happy and embarrassed!
8th place.
So it's AKB's victory.
No one will admit it.
Please have a seat.
We won!
I'm so happy!
And Kei-chan, you're 1st place in that position.
I don't like it in this position.
Oya-san.
She only looks like my little sister.
So even if she was sleeping in the front row,
I would gently put a blanket on her.
Blanket?
No blanket.
Heisei's holy name is really...
I don't know it.
So it's like Misono and Atsushi's relationship?
It's not like she's my little sister.
Show me your hand.
I don't want to say it!
Not even once.
But there are 2 people below her.
I'm so shocked!
I'm so happy!
She doesn't look at me at all.
So you think you'll be in 10th place?
I think so.
Because it's Kei-chan.
She won't be in 10th place.
Kei-chan is...
Kei-chan in Kakeppu.
She'll do her best.
Kei-chan in Dokiogiwa.
Dokiogiwa's strongest girl.
Kei-chan in Ucchari.
Even if you think you'll lose, you'll win.
Let's go.
9th place is...
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Among the girls that Nishina-kun has chosen,
who would you like to date?
9th place is...
Former AKB member Noro?
Former Mom's Kei-chan?
Who would you like to date?
Yasuda-san!
He won again!
You're good!
Ucchari-kei-chan!
He won again!
I'm glad!
I'm glad it's the last one!
Ucchari-kei-chan!
You're strong!
You think you're strong, don't you?
You're strong!
Ucchari-kei-chan!
You're good at cooking, but you're not good at cooking.
You're not good at cooking, but you're not good at cooking.
You're suddenly talking about cooking.
I'm not good at anything else.
You're worse than your sister.
If you chose only cooking, you would have been with Remi-san.
You're better than her.
You're better than Remi-san.
In the meantime, the 10th place has come.
It's the worst.
It's a tuna.
It's the most expensive.
My dad caught it.
It's a red sea bream tuna.
It's the most expensive.
It's a black sea bream tuna.
It's the worst.
It's the first place.
I'm shocked.
I don't want to say it like this, but it's just a tuna.
What is "just a tuna"?
I don't like "just a tuna".
Why do you rank 10th?
Because I'm fat.
I may be thin, but I don't have that face.
Yes, I understand.
I'm fat.
Yes, I understand.
But you have a big chest.
That's because you're fat, right?
Yes, I understand.
Next.
I'm getting better.
I'm good at "sushizanma".
Can I do it?
I'm good at "sushizanma".
You're good at it.
You're good at "nishina".
I'm good at it.
But you're not good at "maltaka".
I like "maltaka".
You're 1st place.
I'm better than "isayama".
Be careful of "maltaka's office".
"Entertainment"!
"Nishina" is coming!
"Wolf" is coming!
They're going to continue ranking.
"Entertainment" is coming!
Tsuchi!
Rare!
Like this...
- It's fast! - Like this!
- It's fast! - You're fast!
I don't know, I'm just gonna do it like this.
Please think about it!
When I came there, I thought "Ah, I know!"
- Because you like TV! - It's fast!
Tsuchi doesn't have a lot of image of choosing girls.
I don't think about it like that.
Let's take a closer look at our girls
Don't say anything girls
Don't say anything
She is a member I know
Tsuchida san is already full of energy
What kind of image is that?
He is pregnant with two girls today
What kind of image is that?
We let Tsuchiyo go to another room and let her think about her order
Tsuchida san used to like legs a lot when he was young
He used to like legs a lot
So Tsuyama san is confident about his legs
I remember I wasn't interested in legs when I was working
But Tsuchi doesn't show much interest in girls
I think everyone is like that
Tsuchida san is doing a regular show with me and he doesn't know much about it so he is quite surprised
So you don't like legs?
That's right
So I want to be in 6th place
Again?
You were in 2nd place just now
4th place
What?
I think I will be in 6th place
In this group, Tsuchiyo and Tsuyama are still in 3rd place
Morishita and Misono are in 5th and 6th place
I am already in 1st place
Ms. Isoyama, who was in 1st place earlier.
Ms. Isoyama, you know your wife, don't you?
- She's been getting along with me. - That's right.
In short, my wife is a simple person.
- She's not flashy. - I see.
- She doesn't have any characteristics. - I didn't say that!
- That's mean! Are you dissing me? - I didn't say that!
- Don't diss my wife! - I didn't say that!
I didn't say it, but she's a calm person.
- Based on that... - Based on that, you seem like you're going up.
- Then... I'm in 1st place! - You're in 1st place!
- You're finally in 1st place!
- I feel like I'm in 1st place.
- What about you, Ms. Oya? - I often cooperate with him, but...
we haven't talked about it at all.
I don't think he's interested in me at all.
- You're a big fan of Ms. Oya. - That's right!
- That's right, I've been supporting you. - I've been supporting you.
- You're an idol, aren't you? - Yes.
- I'm doing this as an idol. - What's your rank now?
- Oh, I'm out of the county. - You're out of the county.
- I'm not an idol! - You're not an idol!
- Give me something! - Give me something!
- The general election is out of the county, but...
Ms. Oya is in 2nd place and Mr. AKB is in 3rd place.
- And Ms. Oniwaka, who regained confidence, is in 5th place.
- This is going to be a buzz.
- You can sit down now. - What? Really?
- You can sit down, you ugly gorilla! - I'm not a gorilla!
- I'm not doing it! I'm not doing it!
- Hey, if you say "someone", you'll know who it is!
- Who is it? - Kill me! Kill me!
- The gorilla is in 6th place and the fat guy is in 7th place.
- Ms. Kei, who was uglyly overrated, is in surprisingly high 4th place.
- As you can see, everyone's ranking is as expected.
- Isuyama is in 1st place with 100,000 votes.
- And Tsuchi, who completed the ranking, is in 4th place again!
- So cute!
- Have you thought about it? - Yes, I have.
- Think about it in real life. - Yes, I have.
- 1st place. - The fastest so far. Not yet, not yet, not yet!
- I'll announce it from 1st place.
- Isuyama-san! - Yes!
- If you don't say my name, you'll be in 1st place. - Yes!
- Among the people Tsuchi chose in real life, who do you want to be in 1st place with?
- I want to be chosen.
- Will Isuyama be in 1st place in a row?
- It's Oya-san!
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Oya-san!
- It's Osekko-boreta-chan!
- Are you drunk? - I don't know.
- Osekko-boreta-chan makes me nervous.
- You pervert!
- You're a funny woman.
- Really?!
- 1st place. - Really?!
- Yes!
- I'm so happy!
- Isuyama-san! Unfortunately, you'll be in 1st place.
- I didn't expect it. - She said it like she knew it.
- I didn't expect it.
- The reason is...
- I've said it many times at work...
- I've never thought she was a bad girl.
- I've never thought she was a good girl.
- I've always thought she was a natural idiot.
- I've always thought she was a good girl.
- That's right.
- It's my first time!
- You're not an AKB member, are you? - No, I'm not.
- Wow.
- I haven't met her at work.
- If we met at school at the same age...
- I'd think she was a good girl.
- Tsuchida-san, you've known her for a long time...
- But you like her, don't you?
- I'm a little excited. I want to kiss that woman.
- I've never heard of Tsuchida-san saying such things on TV.
- I know you're quite a pervert.
- What do you mean? - You're a pervert, aren't you?
- You shouldn't say such things at this hour, Ariyoshi-san.
- I'm a third-year middle school student. - That's just right!
- I'm a classmate of this program. - That's just right!
- I can't believe your father is a pervert! - You're making me blush!
- I'm starting to get excited. - You want to kiss that woman, don't you?
- Yes, I do! - I know, right?!
- I know, right?!
- He's human.
- Next up, Tsuchi's second place.
- Will we see the same mess as before?!
- It's Isoyama-san!
- She's strong! - She's strong, I knew it!
- My family did it for me!
- My family chose me!
- I'm so happy!
- You've heard of her a few times, haven't you? - That's right.
- She's strong! - We've been together for over 10 years now.
- She's really a good girl.
- But she doesn't look like a real man.
- That has nothing to do with it, does it? - That's right.
- She's really a good girl, but I can't believe it!
- She doesn't look like a real man.
- You know what? I like all men!
- No, you don't look like a man at all!
- If you say it like that... - I can't stop thinking about it.
- I might be dreaming about her at this hour.
- She said you're a simple old woman.
- I didn't say that!
- I said you have a simple face and a simple... - Simple face and a simple...
- My wife?!
- I think you have a fever.
- My wife is watching.
- This is a problem. - You have a really nice face.
- I don't care about my face.
- I don't care about my wife.
- Seyama-san.
- Seyama-san, if you don't say her name next, you'll get a heart attack.
- Number 3 is...
- What is in number 3?!
It's Yasuda-san!
If only you'd come a little closer!
Your personality seems to be important.
"Your personality seems to be important" what does that mean?
We haven't said it yet!
I say it pretty harshly to Yasuda-san.
But in a good way, I guess it's natural.
It doesn't ring out that much.
It's like, "Here we go again!"
I think that's what makes you a natural and nice person.
But there's a lot of nice people here in 1, 2, 3.
I'm happy.
There's a lot of nice people here.
Kei-chan, it's your first time in number 3, right?
It's my second time in number 3!
You remember it?!
She remembers it!
It's a precious number 3.
Number 4.
If you don't say her name, you'll definitely be called out.
Tsuchii's "I want to date you" ranking.
"I'm still happy about it" number 4 is...
Misono-san!
I'm so happy!
Thank you!
She's in 4th place in a row.
I'm so happy! I'm as happy as Chida-san!
She's stubborn, but she's basically a good girl.
She's a good girl?
She's a good girl.
She's a good girl, but Misono-san is a little noisy.
I see.
I thought she'd be noisy if she was with me.
But she's very quiet in private.
No, she's not!
You're going up there even if you're lying.
She's more talkative in private.
You know her well because you're her ex-boyfriend.
I'm not her ex-boyfriend!
You're just good friends. She's just a good girl.
Who's a good girl?
I'm not a good girl!
She's a good girl, but Misono-san is a little noisy.
She was so focused on personality.
Let's move on.
Morishita, Masuwaka.
If you don't say their names, you're out.
JOY GROUP LAST 5th PLACE
The one who slipped in here is...
Ms. Masuwaka!
Exactly!
60,000 yen!
I got it!
I got it! 60,000 yen!
I got it!
I'm happy!
Ms. Masuwaka is 5th place.
Thank you.
Ms. Masuwaka's appearance is really beautiful.
It's very beautiful, but I think she's a man inside.
Yes.
And among these members, she makes a lot of money all of a sudden.
That's right.
If you date a rich woman, you'll be born rich.
Yes.
Even if you get married, you'll probably get divorced.
She has a strong speech power.
Even so, you're 5th only in appearance.
That's right. She's beautiful, isn't she?
So, Ms. Masuwaka is your appearance type?
Yes, you're right.
She's so cool!
She's so beautiful!
Don't you want to give her a fresh kiss?
Well...
I'm not sure if a kiss will make her stop.
You can't say that!
Can you turn off the camera for a moment?
You can't say that!
You can't say anything to a child.
TSUCCHI's "I want to date you" ranking.
It's finally time for the announcement of 6th place in the group.
The one who can get 1st place is...
Ms. Teji!
If you don't say my name next time, I'll buy you a drink.
Okay.
Let's go.
The 6th place in the group is...
The one who can get 1st place among these 5 people is...
Ms. Oshima!
I'm so glad!
- I'm glad. - Yes.
- You don't get used to it, do you? - I was thinking of 6th place in the first place, you know?
- There you go! - 6th place?
I think you'll be in a bad mood if you don't get money or go up in rank.
- Oh, I'm so glad, but... - 2nd place.
- Oh, thank you. - I think she's a really good girl, but...
- I think she's a little careless, you know? - Oh, careless...
- She's a little careless, you know? - Yeah...
- I think she's a little like a hostess, you know? - Oh, I know!
- I think she's good at getting into people who have bad intentions. - Oh, I know!
- And if she can do something about it with just a smile, people will like her. - Oh, I know, I know.
- And I think she doesn't even look at you. - I think she's good at getting into people who have bad intentions.
- How about 2nd place like that? - I don't know any information about 2nd place!
- Why? - I don't run a shop!
- Why? - I have a dark beard in the morning and I'm wearing a hat in the afternoon.
- Now, Tejima! - Yes!
- 1st place like that. - Oh, 6th place like that...
- Now, Noru-san! - Yes!
- If you don't say her name right away, you'll definitely like her. - Yes!
- Se-yama-san, you're pretty... - Yeah...
- You're intellectual, so... - No, no, I'm not like that.
- When I was doing it, I thought people would really hate me, but...
- Oh, but I think everyone thinks like that when they see me. - Yeah...
- I don't come to the set with those erotic eyes. - Yeah...
- Actually, I'm more like a camera assistant or something like that...
- What am I saying?
- Please! Please! Please!
- Please! Please!
- If you don't say her name right away, you'll definitely like her!
- Please!
- Ms. Tejima.
- Wow!
- Thank you!
- Almost!
- Ms. Tejima.
- Thank you!
- Ms. Noro.
- I thought I was the one who was called, and I tripped.
- Ms. Tejima.
- Wow!
- Ms. Tejima!
- Almost!
- Ms. Tejima!
- Almost!
- Ms. Tejima.
- Thank you!
- The reason is... - Yes?
- You're laughing. - There's nothing wrong with being mischievous.
- That's right! - No, it's not that!
- There's nothing wrong with being mischievous...
- When we met last time and had a chat,
you were so serious.
- That's true! - Serious!
- You were serious! - You were really serious about a lot of things.
- Like, wouldn't it be better if the staff embraced me?
- You didn't know what to do and just thought about it. - Yeah, I was thinking.
- Wow, that's amazing!
- On the contrary, you could say you were at the top of your game in Oshima area.
That's right.
It's a top-class Abazure, but it's a dark Abazure.
It's not dark! It's heavy!
It's not heavy! It's light!
She's crazy.
I know.
So, Seama-san, at this stage, 5 Unubore.
Morishita-san, 3 Unubore.
Noro-san, 1 Unubore.
Oya-san.
Yes?
Who do you think is the worst one?
Speaking of Abazure...
I think it's Morishita-san.
That's right. It's a super Abazure.
Did I make a mistake?
You made a mistake.
Looking at it this far, Chichida-san, you're pretty ugly.
No, I'm not!
You're pretty ugly!
No, no, no.
But my wife is cute.
Your wife is cute.
She's cute.
Wait, wait, wait.
You're making me laugh.
I'm not saying you're ugly.
That's right. You just don't have any characteristics.
I didn't say that!
You just have a simple face.
I'm not simple!
My wife is pretty clear-headed.
Thank you.
She has perfect eyes.
She's cute, my wife.
I'm sorry.
It's not like that.
Out of the 5 rankings, the worst 3 are these members.
The one who can escape is...
Morishita-san!
That's right!
Wow!
Thank you very much!
Actually, I love you all very much!
If I was in 10th place, I would have cried!
I hate that kind of woman!
But I'm happy! I'm happy!
Thank you for giving me 10th place! I'm happy!
But you're not in 10th place, are you? Why?
For me, in 6th, 9th, 7th and 8th place...
...is "Abazure" trio.
Wow!
You're not in "Abazure" trio!
I'm not in it! I'm not in it! I'm different!
I'm different!
You're in "Pop" "Abazure"!
And you're in "Real" "Abazure"!
You're in "Real" "Abazure"!
While watching TV, everything about you is like a lie!
Your existence and your appearance!
Even the way you dress is like a lie!
I was wondering which fan would watch this girl.
Are you on TV?
Yes, I am!
Are you there?
Yes, I am! A girl!
Oh, you're a girl!
You said you looked like Kumada Yoko for a while!
Yoko did exactly the same thing!
There are only two people left!
This is bad! This is...
"Former Joshi Anna Contest"!
No, it's not "Joshi Anna"!
No matter how hard you try, you can't win!
Which song did you choose?
It's no good! It's no good!
But it's fashionable!
It's not even in "MX"!
Which one is the last one?
Let's go. It's better for you to be called by your name.
This is bad!
Among the girls you chose for "Real", who do you want to date?
9th place is...
Former announcer Seama, who made her debut for the first time?
Was it "Noro", who came in 10th place earlier?
Will they be able to meet again?!
9th place is Noro-san!
10th place is Seha-san!
Well then, Noro-san...
Thank you!
The set is quite messy, so please walk slowly.
Is everyone okay?
Thank you! I'm glad!
Noro-san is 9th place,
but as a woman,
I think it's Noro-san.
Ah, is that so?
Wait a minute! Are you serious?!
When you're in the same class,
and you're in the same school,
you think it'd be fun to date this girl,
but when you're in the same school,
you think, "He's a good guy, isn't he?"
Like, "Noroo, be the catcher for us today!"
No way!
There was a video of Noroo entering Gotenbori a little while ago.
Even at the time, he was just walking around like this.
But he wasn't interested at all!
I was like, "What is this guy doing?!"
I was so angry!
And I was doing it for a few years.
His shoulders were really big, too.
He was a little bigger than Harumafuji!
Why Harumafuji?!
Of course, he didn't want to lose weight!
He didn't want to lose weight!
When I said, "You don't want to lose weight now, do you?"
He was like, "Huh?!"
You don't want to lose weight, do you?!
So I think he's close to a female entertainer.
Ah, I see.
He used to be an AKB member.
You're wrong!
No, you're wrong!
Take it!
It's not NHC.
He used to be one!
Used to?!
He used to be an AKB member!
AKB?!
He's an AKB member?!
It's over.
Now, Seima-san.
Yes?
Number 10.
As Many As You Can.
Ah, this is sad.
It's really sad.
Ah, but it's really surprising.
It's really sad.
Why?!
Ah, among these members,
the only ones I've contacted so far are
Isocchi and Seima-san.
But you know them?
Yes, and Seima-san,
through LINE...
Yes.
When I send something out,
I'll return it, right?
At that time,
I don't know what,
but he'll send you a picture of your gravure.
No...
What is this?!
And I think,
"Well, well, well,
I don't care about this gravure."
"Then, well, well,
I'll invite you again when we go closer."
"Then, well, well,
please invite me again."
Then again,
I'll get a gravure.
Somehow, this kind of woman hurts!
That's what I like about you, Suyama-san.
What is it about you posting your gravure on LINE each and every time?
It's my determination. Determination.
When I get a lot of attention, I don't have a job and I'm in trouble.
But I'm doing my best.
I don't want to see you, Moto Anano-san, who doesn't have time for that.
I'm trying my best to appeal to you.
But I don't like seeing someone who has a private relationship try to date you at work.
Instead of borrowing Tsuchida-san's power, use your own power to do variety shows.
But you're using Atsushi-san's power for that.
I'm not using it! I'm not using it!
You've been saying it for a long time!
That's just because she's my ex-girlfriend!
She's not my ex-girlfriend!
She's my older sister!
She's not my older sister!
She's not popular with men.
She's not popular with men!
Come and have a drink with me!
You're a strange person, aren't you, Mr. Seiyama?
Yes, I love myself.
No, no, no.
If I love myself, I do a lot of things I don't do.
What do you mean?
Of course, when I'm on a show with Mr. Arioshi, I show him how drunk I am.
I don't think I'd do it if I really love myself.
But even if I show it, I still want to work.
Get out of here!
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry!
You're strange, Mr. Seiyama!
You're strange!
What do you want to do the most right now?
Do your best!
What do you mean, "Do your best"?
You're making me crazy!
Next time, a big twist!
What if we can get these two to drink?
What?!
Mr. Martsers is nervous about meeting his seniors.
Can I quit now?
Yes, thank you for your hard work.
What?!
And as the football season approaches, a lot of things are going crazy.
Junior is jealous.
Oh!
Ariyoshi faces a fateful person.
Thank you for your hard work.
What will happen?!
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