AISubs v3.7
My dream is to go to the lighthouse in the future.
Who wrote this?
What is it?
Lunchboxes, 3 servings of food
What is that?
Let me explain
And the fourth one
This is something you can look forward to
You can look forward to it?
Not at all
Aren't you guys younger than me for a project like that?
What are you talking about?
You're overreacting
I love middle school and I'm in a TV company
Stop it
Our own Grand Prix
First, our writing category
This is where we announce our embarrassing writing or graduation speech we wrote as kids
But you can see various characters and personalities of the actors and actresses in this precious book
First, Fujimoshi-san
I'm sure it's this
It's Fujimoshi
He's a parent and child of a 3rd year elementary school student
Let's take a look
Here it is
This is called "writing poetry"
Fujimo, an actor and actress
A precious book written 35 years ago
Clouds, Fujimo and Toshifumi
I want to ride a white and beautiful cloud
If I can ride it, I want to compete with birds
I want to cross the sea and the mountains and go to a country I don't know
Clouds, clouds
Just once, come down from the sky and take me to a country I don't know
Isn't he stupid?
Is he stupid?
He's not stupid
He's stupid
This is embarrassing
He's pulling out all of this
You're doing it too, aren't you?
No
It's true
No, it's not
However, we could see Fujimoto's pure and innocent side that he proposed at Disneyland.
Our last segment is the second entry.
Next is Mr. Zakiyama.
I don't have any image of him at all.
He is a graduate student of elementary school when he was in 6th grade.
What kind of graduate letter did he write?
6 years of memories. Yamazaki Hirono.
6 years of memories were various.
Especially, I remember that the classroom became a second floor.
At that time, I was a second year student.
I was happy, so I went up and down the stairs.
6 years of memories!
I remember that the classroom became a second floor and I went up and down the stairs.
Why did you write it when you were a sixth grader?
You wrote it when you were a second grader.
How did you spend the last four years?
Did you want to go up and down the stairs?
But I have another memory.
Lincoln High School was very fun.
The most fun of all was going to Suruga Castle.
It was very high and we went up and down five floors.
We went up and down the stairs.
We saw a lot of shells.
It was very fun for 6 years.
I like shells.
Do you have shells?
It's so fun!
Maybe that's why I like Himejyan.
Because you go up and down the stairs.
It's better to go around here.
By the way, there is a self-promotion column on the next page.
It's easy to get lost.
You can do it!
I know you can do it!
My favorite phrase is...
Where there is will, there is way.
My dream in the future is...
Entering the lighthouse.
A word for everyone in my class...
You can't give up on life!
That's fast!
What's your favorite phrase?
You can't do that!
My favorite phrase "you can't do that!"
was from grade 6.
You really can't do that!
You said that in Saitama, didn't you?
You can't do that!
I said "you can't do that!" in the commercial of Ninkai-san.
I liked it a lot.
A while ago, it caught fire in Misono-chan's house.
You can't do that!
You have to say it!
Zakiyama, no way!
You can't do that!
Our writing club, Mixmember.
The next entry is Yahagi-san.
Is it really written?
The writing from when I was in third grade.
Is it really written?
It's already Yahagi-san-like.
What?
Please listen carefully to each sentence and each conversation.
My mother, Yahagi-ken
She's always angry.
So if I say a complaint,
she says 'that's how you say it.'
I give up and go to my own room, but I get bored and leave the room right away.
When I say "Give me food, I'm hungry", I take it out.
But I don't have food, so when I say "Give me food", I say "Take it out yourself", so I eat it and go to sleep.
What is this guy?
I always wake up at 7:30 or 7:45.
My mom wakes me up.
Sometimes I wake up at 5 or 6, but I don't wake up now.
When I wake up early, I usually go to bed again.
When I wake up like that, it's about 7:45.
My mom says "Why do you always stay up?" so I say "I woke up earlier".
Why do you sleep after you wake up?
My mom says "Why do you sleep after you wake up?" so I say "Because I was sleepy".
"If you can't sleep, don't sleep and clean up or go outside and exercise", my mom says, so I say "Okay".
He's like Mr. Yahagi.
I say it, but it's something, right?
That's right.
It's Mr. Yahagi's work, which is fun to talk about.
He's a good teacher.
Is he a teacher? Isn't he an ogi?
Ogi? Isn't he an ogi teacher?
No wonder, Mr. Yahagi's world was formed in the 3rd grade of elementary school.
Our essay section, the 4th entry.
Chidori's essay.
Essay?
It's a middle school graduation essay.
It's quite a lot.
An essay for friends.
An essay for Abe-kun.
God is scary.
Chidori was from Okayama.
That essay was quite embarrassing.
Now, when I think of you and look in the mirror,
tears are flowing in my eyes.
I'm sorry for living in a house like that.
You made me laugh for 11 years.
To you, the head of the family,
I bow my head and say goodbye.
What?
Wait a minute.
Your ears are red.
Well...
It's about mid-mountain.
It's about time for it to hurt.
It's not like that.
It's the same.
It's completely different.
I'm not saying you're the head of the family.
Pon-san.
Pon-san, what's wrong?
I usually bring Daigo-san and Dominic out.
Even though I'm usually cool,
I always think "what's this?"
Is it after you left Tokyo?
No, it's not like that.
If it's like that, I'll ask you to bring me back.
What's wrong with you?
It's not like that.
If it's like that, it'll be over in two months.
What's wrong with you?
How can I call you "head of the family" like that?
What's wrong with you?
To you, the head of the family,
I bow my head and say goodbye.
There's one more thing.
There's a letter for Okuno-kun.
It only says things like this.
To me, the brightest star in the solar system,
the prince of the stars said,
you must be the sun.
Let's go horseback riding together someday.
And I'll come and get you someday,
your little sister, Bai Daigo.
Bai Daigo?
Bai Daigo.
That's cool.
You're sweating a lot.
My neck is sweating a lot.
I can't believe you pulled me out like this.
You're calling me "sir", aren't you?
It's not like that.
No, no, it's like...
It's like a little stupid joke.
Are you stupid?
I'm not stupid!
Such Daigo had a dream for the future.
What is it?
Here it is.
A hot guy, Yamamoto Daigo.
My dream...
"My dream"...
It's "my dream", isn't it?
My dream...
What's wrong with you?
The title is "my dream"...
You're so full of yourself.
My dream is to be a sky-high tiger.
Is there anyone more cheerful than him?
Even when you grow up and do what you like and eat as much as you like,
it's still fun and it doesn't make you look miserable.
A hot guy.
If it's like "sir", you should say "sir" instead of just saying "sir".
It's like "sir", you should say "sir" instead of just saying "sir".
When you see it, you might think "oh, Daigo wrote something funny again".
It's like a bit of a joke.
Oh, it's not a joke.
It's a joke, right?
It's not a joke.
The people who became professional at it have grown up and are watching this,
so they don't look at it with such a cold face.
At that time, if we all watched it, we would say "oh, Daigo was funny".
Is that so?
That's how Daigo felt for a while.
He's a big fan of Kimura.
Since middle school, Daigo has been a laughing stock.
It seems like he's grown up quite a bit.
Our writing department's fifth entry.
The next person is also from middle school.
It's Junia-san.
She wrote something philosophical.
In middle school, Junia used to stay at home.
She's already sharp like a jackknife.
Memories of middle school.
First year, Chihara.
It's been three years since I came to this school.
I feel like it's been very fast.
I don't have many memories of coming to this school.
In first year, the teacher was Adachi-sensei.
I have a lot of memories of being scolded.
In first year, I was in a club.
I was in a baseball club, but they said my hair was long, so I quit.
However, I still don't know why you can't play baseball if you have long hair.
Three years later, I became a teacher myself.
Since I became the top student, everyone was excited about the sports festival and cultural festival.
I didn't participate in the sports festival very much.
I also took a day off from the cultural festival.
So I didn't have any memories of the sports festival or cultural festival.
And this is where it gets interesting.
It's like Junia-san.
I don't have many memories for the past three years.
For that reason, I want to make various memories in the future.
And a few years later, I will remember memories that I didn't have.
Let me tell you. Behind you, there's a guy who calls you "meat-lover".
- We're about the same age, right? - We're about the same age.
- He's 15 years old.
- He's like Shiki. - He's so tall!
- He's like a junior high school student. - He's so cool!
- Do you remember this? - No, I don't remember it at all.
- You don't remember it? - I don't remember it at all.
- He's so cool, isn't he? - He's so cool!
- He's so cool!
If you're in a class like this...
There are people who call you "meat-lover" in English, right?
No, but I'm thinking about it calmly.
If you're in a class like this...
If you're not a junior high school student now...
When you're in middle school, you're more popular than when you're in meat-lover class.
- When you're in middle school, you're more popular than when you're in meat-lover class. - That's right.
- That's right.
- But Yoshimoto will join you right after you write this book, right? - Yes, he will.
- So, in these first two to three months, we'll be in meat-lover class. - That's right.
- Did you decide to join Yoshimoto when you were working on this book? - No, I didn't.
When I was writing this book, Seiji pulled me out of my class and we entered the classroom.
Didn't you feel like that at first?
No, I didn't feel like that at all! I felt like I was being played like...
It's so well made
It's not gonna end like this
You look like a leader of a party
Don't make me sound like a bad representative
A leader of a party for you?
You're worse than me
It's a jack of all trades
It's a junior-like work
Our sixth entry is...
Kano Eiko
She's a sixth year elementary school student
Elementary school?
The kanji you see is hiragana and there are mistakes in the letters, so please listen carefully.
It's really hard to read.
As expected of Kano, he pays attention to elementary school students' natural works.
Nostalgic memories, Kano Eiko
I am a sixth year elementary school student and I am about to graduate.
I was born on February 22, 1957.
My grandfather took great care of me and created a name for me, "Eiko".
He created a name for you?
What?
Since when?
He created a name for you?
The kanji for "Eiko" has never been used in Kano family.
It seems that "eiko" is added to "chounan", so I named it "eiko".
The kanji for "eiko" is "oyakoukou suru you ni"...
It's not written there!
Even if "kou" is added...
It's not written there!
The first "kou" is added!
Since "oyakoukou suru you ni"...
It's not written there!
I named it "eiko".
It's not written there!
I named it "eiko".
It's been changed.
It's been changed to "sensei".
Is it "sensei"?
It's "sensei", right?
That's right.
I love this name very much.
My mother used to write about me in her diary.
She took care of my nails and my first teeth.
My mother always rebuked me and scolded me.
I always think that my mother doesn't care about me at all.
It can't be helped.
When my mother took care of my nails and my first teeth...
My chest hurt a little and tears filled my eyes.
It's been changed.
It's a different "kou" now.
My feelings have been changed.
That's right.
I feel like I'm about to cry.
It's "kou".
I won't cry.
I'm sorry.
You finally decided to say it.
I will study hard as a "chounan" and...
kyouben
I'm "kyouben".
I will study hard as a "chounan" and...
You're not "akayama shiryukan", are you?
You're "gyouken".
You're "kyoubenbangari".
You stole "sensei"'s eyes.
You stole his eyes.
My younger brother's example...
I'm wrong about the word "otouto".
You're wrong about the word "otouto".
I will become my younger brother's example...
I will be a parent and make my parents happy.
I'm wrong about the word "otouto".
Make them happy.
But you know how it feels like...
when you want to take care of your parents.
Yes, I know how it feels like.
When I was in fifth grade and in elementary school...
Say it.
I had a one-way love for "sonna enkon-chan".
Hey, laugh!
Are you stupid?
I'm not stupid!
Hey, don't laugh!
Don't laugh!
"sonna kano-san" said "oya koukou" earlier.
When I was 19 years old, I did "oya koukou".
What? What? What?
That "oya koukou" is this!
"nigaue".
When I was 19 years old...
Did you draw it yourself?
Yes, my mother took good care of it.
Look at the bottom of it.
It's my mother's name.
"kano chiyoko" but...
"chiyoko" is wrong.
It looks like "bassai".
"bassai", right?
You shouldn't have put it in there, right?
Did I draw it?
Yes, you did.
"batsu" was drawn.
batsu
"iranakatta" and later "batsu"
iranai
I noticed it later.
It's "boke".
"boke"?
It's "boke".
But it's "gachi".
gachi
"gachi"?
Change it, will you?
"kano"'s bottom has been unchanged since it was a child.
That's all for our "sakumabumon" special edition.
Next is "mother and father cute and sexy boomon"
This "boomon" is...
when your moms ask you for your contacts...
and ask you for your mom's best photo...
we'll give you what you've asked for.
If you're willing to lend it to us, we'll lend it to you.
This show is called "UNILEVER".
Sponsored by these sponsors.
CUTTING RAMP
MOTHER AND FATHER CUTE AND SEXY BOOMON
First up...
Fujimoto-san!
Here you go!
Sexy!
Wow!
Geta!
Nice! Nice!
Rubber band!
Nice!
Why are you wearing Geta in this outfit?!
Geta! Geta!
It doesn't suit you at all! Getting Geta in that outfit!
This is...
What is this?!
This is...
when you went to Miyazaki for your wedding trip.
It's not overseas!
Doesn't it look like the famous Mohammed Ali?
It does!
It does look like Mohammed Ali!
Next up...
The second entry is...
Junior-san's mom.
Here is...
Junior-san's mom's best photo she chose for herself!
Wow!
Beautiful!
Have you seen this photo before?
I've never seen it before.
No?
I've never seen it before.
She was 33 years old.
What?!
How old are you now?!
33?!
You chose it all!
You've gotten so sexy lately!
So, Sage is already about 10 years old.
What?!
Wow!
She's already about 16 years old.
I'm going to lose.
Don't do it.
Next!
An-girls Tanaka's mom, Mieko-san, chose this as her best photo!
Wow!
What are you doing?!
You're taking it too far!
Wow!
Producer, please tell us about your picture!
It's a picture of an 11-year-old girl, who was 21 years old at the time of her death!
Wow!
I think it's good.
I'm happy it's like that.
It's okay.
Next, the fourth one.
Chidori Daigo's mother.
The picture is...
It can't be right.
How is it?
She is 23 years old.
It's like a hat.
Did you get married?
No, I didn't.
She went on a honeymoon in Miyazaki.
Miyazaki is a lot of places.
She was with a gay woman.
Next, Pon-san.
Pon-san's mother.
The best picture she chose is...
This one.
She is an idol.
She is so cute and cute.
She is so cute.
It's so embarrassing.
She is so cute.
Her pose is good, too.
She is blowing a whistle with a leaf.
She is blowing a whistle with a leaf?
She is blowing a whistle with a leaf.
After that...
She is blowing a whistle with a leaf.
She is a narcissist.
She refused to take a picture like this.
She can make the same face.
She is wearing a tie.
She looks like her.
Her eyes are similar.
She looks like her.
Her neck doesn't reach her.
Who is she?
She is small!
What kind of game is this?
Next, the sixth picture.
Fujimosu-san's mother.
Again?
Katsuko-san's other picture.
She is naked.
She is 20 years old.
What did you do?
Can we see it?
She is cute!
Who is who?
Look up!
The mother is cute and sexy.
There are six pictures in total.
There is one more picture.
It's a sudden entry.
It's me!
Who is the father?
Who is it?
Dad isn't emotional at all.
It's when they are married, right?
Is it?
The mother is the main character.
I'm the main character now!
What's wrong with you?
No, no, I don't feel happy at all!
The whole family is funny!
There is one more.
Yes, there is one more. Here it is.
It's my little brother.
It's your grandfather, isn't it?
His waist is bent!
It's not my grandfather!
It's my little brother!
But it's not a picture of that time.
It was a picture of that time.
So, the one who was taking that picture
should be my mother!
I see!
Who is taking this picture?
Is it my father?
Who is that person?
I'm not going to be killed!
Don't give me a dark entry!
A dark entry is too funny!
Except for the father of the first poem,
there were no other "cute and sexy" sections.
Next up is the lunch box feast section.
This is the mysterious section.
You eat lunch because you're filming, right?
We're secretly filming you eating your lunch.
What are you doing?
How you eat it, how you leave it, what you like and dislike, etc.
We're checking and letting you enter.
We have our own privacy!
That's right!
There's a lot of humanity in how you leave your lunch.
That's true!
You don't really remember how you leave it, do you?
No, we've never seen it.
The first entry is...
Ariyoshi!
Oh no!
This is the picture before you eat it.
This is it, right?
Star's seaweed bento.
It's really good.
If Ariyoshi eats it...
It's this!
I'm really curious about this.
You only eat the white meat of the egg.
And you only eat the burdock of the meat roll burdock!
Why don't you eat meat?
Burdock is dangerous!
You're worried about that, right?
Human dog ego!
Oh, that ego!
Human dog ego wasn't well received.
You're worried about that, right?
You don't eat meat.
Look! Everyone's eating it!
It's not like we're fighting!
We're having fun!
I'm trying to warm up this bento!
It's good!
Say it again! Say it again!
Say it again!
I only said it in my head!
Next, Zakiyama-san.
Zakiyama...
This is the bento before you eat it.
What is it?
48 bento!
Square bento!
It's not square bento!
What kind of bento is it?
I told you, it's here!
This is the bento after you eat it.
It's infinite!
There are some side dishes left, but there's not a single grain of rice left.
There are other bentos that Zakiyama-san has eaten.
This is the bento before you eat it.
Yakiniku restaurant's bento!
Pork shabu bento!
This is what happens when Zakiyama-san eats it.
The rice is beautiful!
It's the kind of bento you like!
Why are you showing us all of Yamazaki's bento?
I'm going to eat it!
It's healthy!
Next, Junior-san.
This is the bento before you eat it.
Tsutaya's bento.
What is it?
This is what Junior-san eats it.
He only eats the side dishes, but doesn't eat the rice at all.
On the contrary, he doesn't eat the rice at all.
I ate that, and I'm full, but I can't work.
Are you full just by eating the side dishes?
You're lying!
You're a woman!
He also puts the trash in the aluminum foil.
It's clean!
I want to say something about the bento.
I don't like it.
Look at the picture and say a word.
In addition, I also caught another fire chasing the junior.
This is a hot motto seaweed golden salmon bento.
When you eat it, it will be like this.
Some people eat only rice, but some people don't eat rice at all.
Some people eat only rice, but some people leave only rice like this.
Besides, there is a difference in body shape.
Some people say they will never eat rice.
This is a mystery.
You can do it.
Junichi, Junichi, Junichi, Junichi, Junichi, say Junichi.
Next, Kano Eiko.
This is her lunch before eating.
It's a nori bento box from Tsutaya.
When you eat it, it looks like this.
Look!
It's like Junior-san's.
She hasn't eaten rice at all.
It does look like her.
The two funny and charismatic people look alike now.
You were happy that she looked like Junior-san, weren't you?
I thought she looked like me.
Why don't you eat it?
I'm on a diet.
I won't eat carbohydrates.
You're trying not to gain weight.
If you don't eat it, you'll get bald.
I'm not bald.
I'm just not in good shape.
I really don't like that attitude of yours.
I can't use it.
Kano-san's lunch box.
We have other lunch boxes as well.
This is a bento box from a yakiniku restaurant.
It's a bulgogi bento box.
When you eat it, it looks like this.
It's rice with bamboo shoots.
It's the same.
It's a waste of rice.
When you eat it, it looks like this.
That's right.
I want to put this rice in my side dish and give it to Eiko-chan.
Can we do school together?
No problem at all.
Is Takeyama-san okay with it?
No!
He always comes to my school.
I don't care who he is.
Don't copy me!
Who is it?
It's me!
Stop it!
Who is it?
It's me!
You know who it is, don't you?
But there's something you don't understand.
What is it?
He went out to eat ramen after the shoot.
While on a diet?
Carbohydrates?
Here's a picture of that time.
What?
He went out to eat ramen after the shoot.
While on a diet?
Carbohydrates?
Here's a picture of that time.
What?
He didn't even touch the noodles.
What?
I'm scared!
I love ramen!
What are you talking about?
I'm a good-looking guy.
But I really want to eat it.
You can ask for only soup.
That's rude.
I'm buying it, so I can eat it.
That's rude.
What do you think about being hit in the face with a handgrip?
That's rude.
It doesn't matter!
What do you think about being hit in the face with a handgrip?
I don't like it.
I don't like it!
I'm the best!
Which one?
There's no way to end it.
Please tell me how to end it.
Everyone, let's eat the rice like this.
The next section is...
"What are you doing?" section.
- What's this? - I can't focus.
- What is it?
It's like...
it's like...
What's wrong with you?
It's like "What's wrong with you?"
What's that?
It makes me want to watch it.
Only the first group can enter in there.
Only the first group.
I want to watch it!
"What are you doing?" section.
They were the first ones to be entered.
That was at the Magic Mail recording set that aired in April.
While waiting for the mail to transform, as they took a break...
Let's go see a movie.
After this.
The three of us.
Fujimon invites Arioshi and Zakiyama to see a movie.
And the show resumes.
Are you going to see "Tanukichi"? "Tanukichi".
At this hour?
Watch a movie, "Tanukichi".
What do you think?
Watch a movie. Just a movie.
Watch a movie, "Tanukichi" and then go to the gym.
What's "gym"?
This.
Gym, gym, gym.
That was funny.
Are you going?
Huh? Are you going to the gym?
Where?
Gym.
Why are you going to the gym?
The three of us.
If we go to the gym, will we not be able to take pictures?
That's really funny.
No, it's not funny.
What do you think?
I'm fine with it.
You're making it sound like a nickname.
And a month later...
While they wait for Dennis at his apartment...
Ramen.
That ramen looked good.
It did.
That ramen.
Let's eat ramen and go to the gym.
Next is about the gaming sports test.
When recording is interrupted due to set adjustments,
Zakiyama...
What is this?
Sudden action content.
You have a strong mouth.
But...
Don't say such a thing.
You have a cute mouth.
What are you doing?
You have a strong mouth.
It's not true.
And during the tape change...
Are you serious?
Take-chan...
What are you doing?
You like it, don't you?
Take-chan, you like it, don't you?
Take-chan approaches without showing her face.
Don't worry about me.
I found you!
It hurts!
And after that...
They keep fighting.
How many times are you doing this?
She's standing up!
Can you stand up?
You're amazing!
In the middle of filming, they suddenly started doing baby contests.
How about this?!
And then, they had a relay competition.
Right before the race, while they were practicing for the battle...
Oh, that's right! I was doing it!
I'm nervous.
Look! The baby is walking!
Baby, baby, baby...
Take-chan was able to walk from high-five.
It's you!
You were doing baby contests, weren't you?!
Will Atsushi notice this?
Baby, baby, baby...
Yes!
It's you!
On this day, baby contests were held 16 times in a row.
You two are doing this in between.
They will find out.
They don't do it secretly.
They will find out for sure.
They won't find out, Take-chan.
Right, Take-chan?
Are you watching, baby?
Do you love baby?
Baby, do you love baby?
You might be the one
No way
You're strong
I knew it
You're the strongest
You're strong
You just let people play in between
No way
I'm wearing Grand Prix somehow
It's just a game
Grand Prix
Grand Prix has ended and it's time for the announcement of Grand Prix
Grand Prix winner is
Take-chan
I knew it
It's just a game
You're holding your dad down
No way
My dad didn't even enter
Take-chan, you should sing too
Yeah
Let's go for a victory line
Take-chan
I won
What are you doing?
I love you
I won
Can you touch me?
You're good
It was Take-chan's Grand Prix!
I have to do it so I don't show my face!
Next episode, 43-year-old Oksusu Okubo's emergency birthday party!
It's my birthday tomorrow.
How many real friends will come?
I'm so happy!
A good gunner appears!
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