AISubs v3.7
If there were only these 15 people on earth, who would you share your life with?
You can't be serious, Robert!
A male comedian and a female talent are in love survival?
Really?
I'd be happy if we became a couple, but it's forbidden!
I feel sick!
Gender doesn't matter! This is ultimate love!
Really, I wanted to go!
Fun! Who will be the last man standing?
Ultimate Love Simulation
Five Nights at Freddy's!
Today, men will look at women completely.
It's been a while since I've been a player.
You made me do it just for today!
I really came to look for a girlfriend today.
Are you good at it?
Of course, I came to make a girlfriend.
I'm single.
What do you mean by "the most realistic"?
We feel it, but it comes to us like "I like you."
It comes to me by chance.
Wow!
It's a double!
Pleasure lover!
Yes!
No way!
Pleasure lover!
It's really popular.
Your lips are amazing today, too.
Wow!
Pleasure lover!
So, Pico-san is joining us, too?
I'm not Pico-san!
Pico-san!
I'm not Pico-san!
I'm doing "onemageddon," so I'm not wearing Pico-san's clothes!
You're not!
I'm not Pico-san!
I don't look at men strictly!
You're not!
The rule of "onemageddon" is to choose one person you want to spend your life with.
If you lose, you lose again and again.
It's a "servital feeling couple" format.
There are seven girls and eight boys.
So, one person will be left behind on earth.
What kind of forbidden couple will be born?
Let's get started!
If there are only 15 men and 15 girls on earth,
who will you spend your life with?
I'm happy. I'm happy just by expressing my feelings.
The first stage is embarrassing just by choosing the person you want to spend your life with.
And if you're chosen, you'll be shocked in many ways.
First of all...
I'm nervous.
Zakiyama-san!
I'm always chosen!
It's not like that.
Who is it?
The first one is the most embarrassing.
Who did Zakiyama-san choose?
Can you feel it?
Oh!
Oh, my!
What's wrong with you?
Let's ask her why.
It's because she's cute.
I'm happy about everything!
She's cute as a woman and she tries to read the atmosphere.
But there are some parts that she can't read and some parts that she doesn't like.
She analyzes everything for you.
No, it's true.
But she has a good style.
She's a little annoying.
You imagine it.
There are nights when you imagine it.
But it's not an exaggeration to say that she's annoying.
But you have to be careful.
She's famous for playing with New Half.
I've never been told that!
She plays with it and throws it away!
Wait a minute!
It's strange that there's no rumor like that!
She plays with New Half?
No, she's famous for not lying about New Half.
She plays with New Half?
No, really.
Her feelings have reached you.
You're a couple now!
I'm sorry!
You got me again!
But my feelings have reached you.
You usually don't say that!
Next, she's good at...
What kind of person does she like?
Who is she choosing?
This person!
I like new guys.
I like young guys.
Why do you like Yushin?
It's because he's serious.
Who is it?
Yushin.
It's Yushin.
It's Yushin, not Yushin.
You're so serious.
I like his looks.
You like him?
No way.
You like him at first sight?
That's right.
I don't care if he's a boy or a girl.
Even if he's a girl, I like Yushin.
If you meet Yushin in the city, you'll think of him, right?
I'll think of him.
It can't be helped.
You like old girls, right?
You like girls, right?
What?
Let's see.
Will you be a couple?
I think so.
I'm happy.
Yushi, you have someone else.
I really wanted to go there.
You're bad.
You're showing your bad side.
Next, Yahagi.
Kenji.
Yes.
It's Yahagi.
You're always saying that.
It's true.
Kenji, you always say that.
You always say that.
It's absolutely true.
Who do you like?
It's Ikkou-san.
Ikkou-san always says that.
What do you mean?
Stop talking about Ikkou-san.
Even if I like her, she doesn't look me in the eye.
It's true.
People I like don't talk about me.
Really?
What do you like about Ikkou-san?
First of all, she has an overwhelming visual.
Second of all, she's flexible.
She's flexible.
Yomamura Momiji-san or Ikkou-san?
That's Ikkou-san.
She's the most proper and common sense.
She has common sense.
Will their love be fulfilled?
It's possible.
I'm happy.
If only I had asked her.
It's no good.
But it can't be helped because I'm one-sided.
But if you ask me, I thought you hated me.
I'm like that when I was in elementary school.
The girls I like teased me.
I see.
Is it love back and forth?
I still tease you a lot.
Even now.
At night, you tease me.
Don't laugh at my imagination.
You tease me.
You don't hate me, do you?
You're welcome.
At night, you tease me.
You're welcome.
Let's continue.
Next is...
Ikko who dumped Yahagi.
You're welcome.
Ikko.
Who is she choosing?
Which one is she choosing?
Ariyoshi.
I'm happy.
You're welcome.
I'm happy.
You know Ikko likes her, so you want to tease her.
You're welcome.
Ikko, why Ariyoshi?
Ariyoshi said something that made me feel good.
She said something?
Yes.
She said she loves shy girls.
She said she can only trust shy girls.
That's why she likes shy girls.
You're welcome.
Among these girls, Ariyoshi is the best.
Ariyoshi.
Wow, this is...
Don't get mad!
Why? I've known you for a long time, but why did you say that?
Did you talk to me?
Don't fight! Don't fight!
But it's because of what Ariyoshi thinks, right?
I see!
Now, let's see. Will the couple be formed?
It seems like it.
Why? I don't like it!
Too bad, Ikko!
I don't like it!
Wow, he said it. But it can't be helped.
Ariyoshi is Ariyoshi, and again...
There's a different person.
Now, Ariyoshi chose Ikko.
And...
Ryo.
What?
Ryo?
No way, are you serious?
What?
I see.
Who did you choose?
Who?
Who did you choose?
Who?
Who did you choose?
Chihiro!
Chihiro?
Don't fight!
What is this?
Don't fight!
What is this?
When I said "don't fight", you said "seriously, seriously".
Now, let's start with Ryo.
Your style is very good, and you're sexy, right?
Have you seen my style before?
Your style...
When you were in a world competition, you were in the video properly.
I thought it was a great style.
Your chest is also a little...
I knew it.
It's because of your belly button, right?
No, that's also...
As a male, it's a little...
But to be honest, it's there.
No, seriously...
Now...
Honestly...
Ariyoshi, what are you doing?
It can't be helped.
Why, Haruna?
No, I've really liked you for a long time.
Really?
When I went to Haruna Ai-chan's restaurant in Sangenjai...
I didn't have anything to do, but I just went there.
For what?
I was wondering if you were there.
No, it's not like that.
Yeah, but I just happened to go there.
You went to Sangenjai?
Sangenjai, Sangenjai...
That's true!
That's true, yes.
But I went there just to make a girlfriend.
For me, it's the same.
Now, Ariyoshi and Ryogo...
Will you become a couple?
Please.
No, please.
Please.
No, please.
No, I've already failed once.
I've already failed once.
No!
Shut up!
You did it!
I can't do this all the time!
Now you two...
I'm so happy!
I like you!
You guys are so kind!
It's just a game!
So you guys are dating today?
He said it himself!
Can we really date?
Can we kiss?
Let's kiss!
If you kiss me in the beginning, I'll do it in the end!
It's okay, right?
It's okay, it's okay!
Can we really kiss?
Which one do you like?
Wouldn't it be better if it was a girl?
It's okay, right?
This is the minimum!
Now you two...
Go to your couple seats!
Yama-chan, you're amazing!
You're amazing, Yama-chan!
What are you doing?!
Why are you pretending like that?!
Stop it!
It's okay, it's okay!
Stop it!
This is no good!
Let's do it one more time!
I'm happy!
I'm really happy!
I want you all to feel the same way!
I'm doing it to make you kiss me!
Even though you don't want to do it!
Kurisu!
Kurisu-chan!
She's probably the purest.
Who is Kurisu-chan?
She's the most feminine.
She can't say it herself usually.
Who on earth did Kurisu-chan choose?
Kurisu-chan, what is that?
Why, Kurisu?
It's not good for me to be called out unexpectedly.
But Tokui-san has never been harsh on me.
She's very kind.
When she's kind, I get motivated.
For example, even if Tokui-san doesn't move, I can do anything for her.
She's attracted to Tokui's kindness.
I can do anything with her.
Now, will they become a couple?
Are you going to do it?
I don't want it.
Bye-bye.
It's a tie, Kurisu!
I'm scared.
I'm scared of her.
You're lying, right?
You look like Yaseta Miyamoto Amo.
Why?
Now, let's continue.
Next is Magi.
This is a bit...
It's out.
Magi chose...
Who is it?
Huh?
Who is it?
Huh?
It's unexpected!
Why did you choose Magi, Zakiya Masao?
First of all, it's my preference.
It's my preference.
Your face, body shape, atmosphere...
It's like a marshmallow.
It's fluffy.
What do you want to do with your marshmallow body, Magi?
I want you to wrap me in it.
You want me to wrap you in it, right?
If it was a date, where would you go?
We'd go eat, right?
That's right.
First of all...
We'll go to a hotel later.
It's unexpected!
We'll go to a hotel later.
We'll go to a hotel, right?
We'll go, but it's unexpected, right?
We'll go to a hotel, but it's unexpected, right?
We don't want to go to a hotel all of a sudden.
Can you do a dance with all your heart, Zakiya Masao?
Now?
Here it comes!
Touch!
Catch it! Catch it!
Will they become a couple?
I think they will!
Oh?
I'm so sorry!
I feel so bad!
I'm sorry!
It's fine, it's fine!
Take it easy!
It's your first time, isn't it, Maki-san?
Let's take it easy!
Let's continue!
Next is Kaba-chan!
Kaba-chan!
Who could it be?
Who could Kaba-chan have chosen?
Oh, Kaba-chan!
Yes, Kaba-chan!
It's the same as Magi!
It's the same!
Why, Magi?
No, it's not like that!
Why, why?
You're always cheerful, aren't you?
You make me laugh until I die!
I like you!
I like you, too!
To the ends of the earth!
I'd like to cross that line.
Line?
I'd like to cross that line and see what it's like.
I'm not really that type of person.
Until now?
Yes.
Now, will Kaba-chan's feelings reach Sakiyama-san?
Will they become a couple?
I think it will.
It worked!
What worked?
It worked!
No, no, I'm really glad!
Please come this way!
Thank you, Kaba-chan!
Thank you very much!
It worked!
This suits you!
Once again, what do you think of Kaba-chan?
Kaba-chan is light, too.
Ah, because you moved lightly?
That's right, that's right!
I think we'll have fun together!
That's what I think!
Right, Kaba-chan?
Right!
That's right!
What else?
Even at night...
Kaba-chan, too...
That's right, Kaba-chan!
Dancers usually have their own personality.
That's why you want me to dance on stage, right?
Kaba-chan, dance!
Dance!
On top of Sakiyama-san!
I want you to dance!
Eh, already?
Even for the second time, you're going to do it?
Why don't you just dance normally?
Ah, normally?
Just the two of you?
Face each other, face each other.
Face each other, it's fine.
Turn your hips.
Kaba-chan, dance!
See?
Ah, this is bad!
Stop it, stop it!
I said stop it!
You didn't do it yourself, just now.
Sorry, I didn't do it myself, just now.
You didn't do it yourself, just now.
This is bad!
It's fine if you're having fun with a kiss, but think about how Magi-san is feeling.
You're crying, right?
But since it's Kaba-chan, I'll forgive you.
You're a good woman!
You're a good woman! A very good woman!
You're kind!
Go to the couple seat!
The second stage will continue.
Next is Yoshimura.
It's here!
It's here, it's here!
Go, go!
Who did Yoshimura choose?
It's here!
Why did you choose these three?
They are sexy, right?
Sexy?
They are sexy, right?
They are tall.
They are cool, right?
When you go on a date or when you walk together...
When you walk down Mote Sando...
You see? You two are like...
And their lips are soft.
When I touched them once, I was like...
Why did you touch them?
When I drank them, they asked me if I wanted to touch them.
When I touched them, they were very soft.
So I like that they are more feminine.
You can see their feelings for the three of them.
From one to the next, you must like them a lot, right?
I love them!
Will Yoshimura's feelings reach him?
Will they become a couple?
I think it will.
What?
What do you think, Marito?
What is it?
You can't!
I was confident about it!
He said he was confident about it.
I guess you were.
I was confident about it.
You're being played around.
You're annoying me!
I'm not being played around.
Let's move on.
Yushi.
It's Yushi.
Who did you choose?
Who is it?
It's Yushi!
You're saying you don't know!
To Fujimosu-san?
I like that kind of thing.
You like that kind of thing, right?
Yes, I like that kind of thing.
You're the type of person who says whatever you like to whoever you like, aren't you?
Is that so?
Well, I guess you could say that about me, too.
How do you feel when you look at her lips?
Did you just kiss her on the cheek?
No, I didn't.
You're embarrassing me.
You're losing your beauty, aren't you?
No, I'm not losing my beauty!
You don't like girls, do you?
No, I don't like girls.
No, I'm not talking about girls.
You're not showing any flaws at all.
No, I'm not showing any flaws at all.
You're not showing any flaws at all!
No, I'm not!
You're embarrassing me!
I'm showing flaws!
What kind of flaws are you talking about?
I'm showing flaws!
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Will you be a couple?
I think it's settled.
Go for it, Yushin!
Yushin?
What's Yushin?
Go for it!
Tell me you love me!
No, no, no!
I knew it!
Seriously!
I'm serious!
As a result...
Your love for me has disappeared!
No, no, no!
Your love for me has disappeared!
No, it hasn't!
Well, well, I'm sorry about that.
I'm glad, Yushin!
I didn't know!
I'm so happy!
What's that?
It's a defect!
That's not good!
It's a typical pattern of bullying your favorite girl!
Next year, I'll really...
You'll really like her, right?
But you don't know her, right?
If you're dating her, you'd like to know more about her.
But you said it so many times, it's normal!
I thought you were someone else!
Who? Who?
Is Yushin here?
Yushi is crying because she is happy
No, I'm not
She is crying
So cute
You two won
Thank you
Yushi is crying
Don't cry
You can cry
What's wrong with you?
It's better than snow
They became a couple and the score is 4-5
Next, the third stage
First, Kano
Yes
And Dio
Who did you choose?
First, Dio
I like his humor
I like his coolness
Next, Kano
He has everything
He is too simple
He is tall and has a good style
He is beautiful and has a good brain
I like smart girls like him
What about your private life?
I'm not good at it
But I go there often
I hope you can enjoy it
Where do you want to go?
Gifu
Gifu?
Gifu's Gero Onsen is good
Why Gifu's Gero Onsen?
There are no naughty people there
Why are you making fun of me?
There are no naughty people there
There aren't
I want you two to enjoy your time there
Now, you two became a couple
How about it, Mitsu?
How about it?
Is it possible?
Yes!
You two became a couple!
You!
You are popular but you didn't become a couple!
Who is it?
Next, Chris
Me?
Good luck, Chris
Earlier, you were talking about your favorite person
Who did you choose, Chris?
He went straight
He went straight to his favorite person
There was a young man there, right? But if there is no young man, I thought I would watch this.
You have a lot of experience, don't you?
I thought so.
Your feelings didn't change.
Well, if it changes that easily, it's not true, is it?
It's a one-way street.
Yes.
Now, it's a couple series.
But don't look at it.
He's done it.
If it doesn't end...
Let's do Chris.
I'll give you Chris.
Accept it.
At first, the man who said Yushinya forced Chris.
That bothers me.
You don't know, do you?
Chris is Chris and cute, but...
Chris is cute, but...
He's Chris.
His type is a little different.
Next is Yahagi-kun.
Gen-chan.
Gen-chan, how is it?
She's here.
Who are you thinking of?
Yahagi-kun.
You're wrong!
You're sad.
You're still thinking of Ikkou-san.
I already told her my feelings.
Ikkou-san is still thinking of me.
If I don't tell her, she won't know what I'm thinking of.
That's right.
What was the reason you said you like her?
What are you talking about?
She's kind, isn't she?
She's like a mother to you, isn't she?
She is.
She doesn't seem to cheat on you.
She doesn't.
She doesn't cheat on me.
You like her because you like her.
That's right.
I see.
Until you become a couple...
I want you to do it.
Congratulations!
We did it!
We finally did it!
What a stylish couple!
They have matching colors!
Ikkou-san, why?
It's been a while since I've met such a nice person like you.
If it's you, Yahagi-san, would you listen to me?
What else do you want me to do?
Anything else?
You look like you have a good sense of humor.
I just imagined it!
I want you to do it.
Thank you very much!
I want you to do it.
You'll do it for me?
I'll do it for you.
You have to be quiet or we can't hear you.
Why did you do it?
It's rude of you!
I've never heard such a small voice like yours.
Did you say that?
The first couple, Yahagi, is born.
She has three daughters and four sons.
Let's move on to the fourth stage.
There are still a lot of good girls.
Right?
It's good, isn't it?
What's your number, Pico-chan?
I'm not in it.
Oh, really?
You're not Pico, are you?
Oh, really?
Now, let's start with Kris.
Kris-chan!
Who did Kris choose?
Kris-chan!
You did it!
You're up there.
You want to cheer for him, don't you?
You're the only one who's not up there.
Even if you rejected him because you're good at it...
But seeing how good you are...
We're connected now, aren't we?
That's right.
Let's be honest for the third time.
We'll definitely go out.
It's all about how you feel about it.
Oh, that's important.
Don't worry. I'll coordinate your dates and everything for you.
If you're good at it, where would you go on a date?
First of all, I'd go ride a yacht.
A yacht!?
Just you and me at the venue?
What did you wear at the venue?
A swimsuit that no one can see.
You're good at that.
High-leg?
Yes, high-leg.
High-leg?
Will they become a couple?
It's okay.
A variety show host and comedian have gathered.
So what?
They're like dream entanglements that can only be seen here.
How good are you at it?
Will you become a couple?
It's okay.
I sold my soul!
What?
You sold your soul?
You're cute.
What are you talking about?
He said he sold his soul.
He sold his soul.
I realized that I'm happy to be with someone like Chris.
That's good.
Are you ready?
What will you do if you are on the sea?
The sun will set and you will hug her.
I will bring you food.
I will bring you juice.
The wave is strong.
It's hot.
What will you do?
The splash is on your face.
You can't see because of the sea water.
The sun is strong.
Close your eyes.
It's your chance.
It's strong when you see it up close.
It's your chance.
Why can't you laugh?
I didn't do it to be laughed at.
I'm glad you did it.
Close your eyes.
Let's see Ryo's answer.
Kano.
Yes.
And Yoshimura.
Who did you choose?
I feel sorry for you.
All of you chose Mitz.
Please tell us how you feel about Mitz.
He is sexy.
He is white.
He has both of them.
I said it earlier.
Anything else?
I want to show my feminine side.
You want to show it off.
I want to show it off.
Kano.
I'm not a man who would date Mitz.
Is that so?
I want to work hard for a man who would suit Mitz.
What kind of man would suit Mitz?
I don't like him or hate him.
Are you talking about food?
I don't like him or hate him.
Whatever happens, I want to be a gentleman.
I want to show my strength.
If I'm attacked by a bad person, I will protect them.
I will stand up and protect them.
That's cool.
You can't do it now.
I can't do it now, but I will make it in time.
You will make it in time.
You are very faithful.
Next is Yoshimura.
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
You've been thinking about it for a long time.
I don't think I'm a man who can do it once or twice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about it.
I think I'm a man who is worth doing it.
That's why I want to do it this time.
I want to be a good woman.
I want it.
I want all three.
Where do you want to go?
I want to go to Omotesando.
I'm desperate.
Let's start.
Who will win?
I will win.
Who will you choose?
I'm counting on you.
That is...
Mitsuho!
Wow!
Really?!
Really?! It's Mitsuho!
I didn't know!
Did you check it?
I couldn't believe it!
Mitsuho is...
Wait! Are you serious?!
You did it!
I'm Mitsuho.
Why are you three here?
Why? Why?
If it's just the three of you, is it possible?
I think it's cuter when it's not full of confidence.
Chino likes it.
When I'm trying to mess up and when I'm working hard, I want to mess up too.
You think about it properly at night too.
I'm really grateful for that.
How do you answer that?
Like I said earlier, there are parts where I can't do it or try not to do it.
But I want to mess up with Mitsu-san.
You want to love her?
I want to love her.
And with that, ONE MAGDON is finished.
The last ones left are Ryo and Yoshimura-kun!
Now, there are only three people left.
There's still a good woman left.
A good woman...
First, Ryo-san!
And then, Yoshimura-kun.
It's the same?!
It's the same, right?!
Again?!
Just who did you choose?!
Magi!
Magi has been loved by you two.
Let's ask why you chose Magi.
Ryo-san!
First of all, she's kind.
She's very kindhearted.
She's not a gentleman.
Her kindness is overflowing.
I think that's why she liked me.
I see. What else?
What else?
She has a beautiful body line.
You want me naked?
Yes, I want you naked.
You want me to squeeze your nipples?
I want you to smack me.
You want me to smack you?
No.
You want me to pull you and talk to you?
I want you to do it.
Why do you want me to do that?
She told me to smack you.
You like it that much?
Yes, I like it that much.
I see.
Does she have a cuteness that makes me want to play pranks on her?
I want to play pranks on you.
What?
Play pranks?
I want to play pranks on you.
But does she have such pure feelings?
Now, Yoshimura.
Yes.
I thought she was a kid.
Until now.
Until now, she didn't just smack me.
She was so serious.
She made me look like I was two levels above her.
That's how she looks like.
She's fashionable.
Fashionable?
Her clothes and her panel are always the same.
Her neck is always up.
Her face is always facing you.
That's how powerful she is.
What about her appearance?
Her appearance?
Her face.
Her nose is cute, too.
Her face shape is like an egg.
I think she's cute.
I like her.
What do you want to do about her?
I want to play pranks on her.
You want to play pranks on her, right?
I want to play pranks on her.
What?
There are only three of us.
That's right.
What a nice world we live in.
Right?
That's right.
There are only three of us.
You should have realized it earlier.
You two look good together.
Which one?
Let's see the results.
Next week, the debate will be held on emergency human dogs.
From super taboo men to chubby entertainers, the debate will focus on popular people.
It's very fast.
Good evening.
Now, let's see the results.
These two men on earth,
or the super ultimate two dogs?
Ryo and Yoshimura, which one do you want to share your life with?
Magi, you're so cute.
You're so cute.
Am I cute?
You've already decided, haven't you, Magi?
Which one?
The winner is...
Ryo-san!
I'm so happy for you, Ryo-san!
I did it!
Here you go!
Thank you!
Ryo-chan!
What a match!
Thank you!
What a match!
Why, Ryo-san?
Ryo-san doesn't know many things.
Many things.
Many things in the world.
So I want to teach him many things.
Thank you!
I want to lead him.
You want to lead him?
Yes, me.
As a result, I'm leading him.
I don't know if it's good or not.
Is there such a dance?
They love each other.
Ryo-san, please follow me.
You're right!
You're good!
You're right!
You're leading me while I'm dancing.
You're doing well.
You should lead him in the end.
Ryo-chan is leading me in the end.
You're leading me in the end.
You're starting to lead me.
What's up?
It's dark.
Dark?
Is it lovely?
Hey, you've done it.
You've done it, haven't you?
We have.
As expected of a magical dance.
On top of the couple sheet!
It suits you.
So...
We've become a couple like this, but...
...the one who was alone at the end of the earth...
...was Yoshimura.
No, why?!
No...
It's weird for me to say this, but...
...am I the only one who's like this?
Am I the only one who's like this?
Yes.
All of you men are lying!
What?!
What are you talking about?!
You love each other, don't you?!
Why?!
Look at his face!
Look!
You two look alike!
Mr. Pico! Mr. Pico!
Mr. Pico!
I like you!
I'm not Mr. Pico!
If you had a button, you'd go for it!
What is this?!
I'm sorry!
Why do I have to kiss you for no reason?!