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Do your best on your catchphrase show, idiot.
Since the manager started worrying about the talent situation,
Ms. Ayu has been giving strict guidance.
How is it going?
So far, she has succeeded in recreating many talents.
And tonight, finally...
I've been working hard for this.
AKB, who has been working hard for a long time, is participating for the first time!
We don't know what you're doing in AKB Village!
Even if you're from AKB, we won't go easy on you!
Super!
Ms. Ayu's "serious guidance"
We don't know about it anymore!
So, this "serious guidance"
I think we've said it 8 times already.
Are there people who are that confused?
It's really "serious guidance"
Seriously, I don't want people from Osaka to come and make us look stupid.
We're not making you look stupid!
We're serious!
It's okay, Chidori!
It's not okay!
Look around you! It's okay!
Look behind you!
You look like you're about to die!
There are many people here.
And tonight, as a graduate representative of "serious guidance",
Gubotaton's Roman Mimamoru.
They're the two people who found out about "katsuro" through "serious guidance".
Thank you!
I know about "noro", but what about "kubota"?
Since then, you've been seeing him in this corner of LONDON HEARTS a lot.
That's right.
And you've only seen him in this corner!
He's the only "regular".
So, up until now, there have been people from the former AKB.
But this time...
Even from the current AKB, there is no discussion...
At last, at last, for me too...
Noro-san, please stop speaking before the current AKB...
You are the ex-ex-ex-ex...
Don't speak about the ex-ex-ex, AKB...
That's amazing...
I'm really sorry...
It's the first time...
The current AKB...
It feels like you have a lot of worries...
Well, if there are a lot of people...
There are a lot of worries too...
That's right, Ichikawa-san...
- That's right. - Hello, it's been a while.
- It's been a while. - This is bad, this is bad.
- This is bad. - This is bad, this is bad.
- This is bad.
- These two came from AKB. - Yes, that's right.
- Can we call this AKB? - No, no, no.
- No, no, no.
- AKB, it's AKB.
- Let's start the consultation.
- First of all, I'm worried about the two of you, but in fact...
- In the past, during Ms. Ariyoshi's consultation...
- You two also failed in auditions.
- We failed in auditions, too. - Yes.
- I see. Then it's quite difficult.
- These two are quite serious grapplers.
- In 2004, they made their debut as actresses in "Swing Girls" of AKB.
- After that, they advanced to the gravure world.
- In 2007...
- They won the Grand Prix in "Splash".
- On the other hand, Nasuki Ikeda...
- Debuted in an agency where Yoko Kumada belongs.
- He's a famous man.
- They won many awards in various magazines.
- They are active as top grapplers.
- If you can get out of there, get out of there a little more.
- With that distance, they tried to enter a variety show.
- Who is it?
- TV idol group "Swing Girls" of AKB.
Since then, Tatsumi has few opportunities to work even in Brazil.
She works only two days a month.
On the other hand, with Ikeda's passing, gravure is becoming more and more popular and finally...
...even photos and videos have been taken.
Our gravure-flexible generation, what should we do to sell in the future?
- So, you two are worried about it. - That's right.
- Yoshitomi-san, until recently, you and Conan-san... - Yes.
- ...were always consulting each other. - Really, Conan and Tatsumi are our two tops, so...
- Two tops? That's a big deal! - That's right.
- But, worrying about it itself is very... - It's like a cabaret show.
- Tatsumi-san... - It's not like that at all.
- Two days? Two days of work per month? - Yes.
What kind of work is those two days?
- Late-night variety shows and... - Oh!
- And photo sessions! - That's one of them!
- The photo session is when fans take photos of you. - That's our main activity.
- In the past, it was really amazing, but... - Yes.
- ...almost all of them were closed. - Yes.
- Almost all of them were closed. - Yes.
- "Well, from now on..." - "Well, from now on..."
- When we were shooting... - Yes.
- ...the AKB members were... - Yes.
- ...kind of... - Yes.
- We kept doing it. - Yes.
- Even though you're so popular, you still become a swimsuit, don't you? - Yes.
- If that happens, we, who are doing gravure in our main job... - Yes.
- ...will say, "Well, how far should we go?" - Yes.
- I see. - Yes.
- Well, even though you're so popular, you still become a swimsuit, don't you? - Yes.
- On the contrary, we're also quite popular, so we don't say, "Let's go to EV." - No!
- That's too early, Sensei! - That's too early!
- That's a little rough! - That's too early!
- That's too rough and too early! - That's too early!
- Sensei, you're at your limit today! - That's too early!
- Aren't you trying to save your energy? - No, no!
- It's going to be tough later on. - It's going to be tough later on!
- You're still... - You're still...
- Anyway, you know... - Yes.
- Being a gravure idol is a special job, isn't it? - Yes.
- It is. - Yes.
- Recently, there have been a few people like "monsters" who are in their 30s... - Yes.
- ...and they just happen to be aiming for that position. - Yes.
- If you do that for a period of time... - Yes.
- ...actually from about 15 years old to 10 years old... - Yes.
- ...well, up to 25 years old... - Yes.
- ...actually you're already... - Yes.
- ...like a queen. - Yes.
- You've done it all. - You've done it all.
- It's a job you've done it all. - Yes.
- After all, gravure is special in that... - Yes.
- ...the more you learn about it, the less you want to see it. - Yes.
- Yes.
- After all, it's closer to being an amateur... - Yes.
- ...and you want to see it in a fresh way. - Yes.
- That means... - Yes.
- ...even if you're an AKB member... - Yes.
- ...even if you're an AKB member, it doesn't matter... - Yes.
- ...you're already in your prime. - Yes.
- You're in your prime. - If you think about it normally...
- Yes.
- However, for example, for Tatsumi... - Yes.
- ...well, you might be a little shy... - Yes.
- ...but... - Don't say it! Don't say it!
- ...but... - Don't say it!
- ...your facial expressions... - Yes.
- ...just like an actress... - Yes.
- ...your facial expressions are important in photography... - Yes.
- ...I think. - I see.
- Your facial expressions are amazing. - Yes.
- Mr. Ikeda, you're like that too... - I see.
- Yes. - I see.
- I think there's a difference in consciousness. - Yes.
- I think you want to raise her as a professional... - Yes.
- ...but for you, Mr. Yoshitomi... - Yes.
- ...she should be an amateur who can't do anything. - Yes.
- And you don't need a super first-class cameraman. - Yes.
- You can use Shamei. - Yes.
- You can use Shamei. - Shamei...
- Shamei is the most popular source. - Yes.
- Shamei... - Yes.
- Wait, it's a bit rough, isn't it? - Yes.
- The image quality is a bit rough... - Yes.
- But Tatsumi has a special skill. - What is it?
- It was super popular at the gravure world... - Yes.
- There's something called the "Tatsumi Curve", right? - "Tatsumi Curve"...
- It's like... - Her waist joints are really flexible.
- Yes. - They really bend.
- I want to see it. - Ah! It's about that curve!
- That's right. - Then, let's go a bit forward...
- "Tatsumi Curve"... - Here we go. - Yes.
- Oh, this part? - Yes.
- It's amazing! - It's enough for people to sit.
It's amazing, but it doesn't excite you.
Can I see it from behind?
Well, I have this "good" pose, but...
This is the best one.
- Where did you show it? - This is the best one.
- It's good, isn't it? - It's self-satisfaction, isn't it?
- I don't need that kind of curve! - You don't need it!
- How about you, Ikeda? - In my case...
I don't have to wear a swimsuit anymore.
- I don't have to take it off anymore. - More than that...
What does your manager think of you doing that kind of work?
- When I do gravure... - Yes.
- When I do it for the first time and for the second time... - Yes.
- It's not as intense as before. - It's not as intense as before.
As a result, the area of my swimsuit gradually becomes smaller...
And I don't have a swimsuit anymore...
- And I don't have a piece of cloth anymore... - I see.
When it comes to swimsuits, you have to put them on a rack...
And among those, you have to choose a cameraman or a stylist.
But one day, I went to a shoot and there was nothing on the rack.
"Rack? What? Don't you have a costume for today?" I asked.
Today, I'm going to use this cloth and you're going to cover me with it.
- That's what I was told. - Eh?
It's like you're working too hard...
- It's like you don't have any freshness anymore... - That's right!
- It's like you can't do it anymore... - It's like you're throwing up...
- I'm still very fresh! - You're still fresh?
Can you introduce yourself a little like an AKB member?
- Can you teach me a little? - Ah, yes!
- Ah, this is also special, but I can't help it... - I'm sorry!
- It's okay, it's okay. - It's okay, it's okay.
Here I go!
I want to be a fresh lemon!
No, I don't want to!
What should I do?
Can you do it, Aino?
Yes, I can.
Can you show us how fresh you are?
Sure!
I'm Ikerane Tsuki and I'm still fresh at 26 years old!
What do you think?
She's pretty good at it.
It's not like she's amazing at it.
Noru-san, you're also an idol, right?
Yes.
You have your own self-introduction, right?
Yes.
You're an idol yourself, right?
Yes.
I'm Nonti!
I'm Nonti aka Norokaya!
Nice to meet you!
You can't even stand up, can you?
You're heavy!
You can't even stand up!
She can't even stand up!
She's worried about her knees.
She can't even stand up!
She can do it at all!
A married couple does look alike!
No!
The hidden camera will reveal their real identities!
I don't know how to say it!
We're going to show you a hidden camera of you two meeting up with your managers.
We'd like you to watch that video.
Please watch it.
In a serious meeting with their managers, they ask each other about their real feelings.
First up is Natsuki Ikeda.
First of all, they ask about their current situation.
We don't even have a magazine anymore.
I like variety shows, so I want to do more.
Even if you do it as it is, it's not bad.
It's really dark.
It seems like they know it's not good, but they can't come up with a plan.
If it was yesterday, we'd be doing a marathon.
But now we're doing it for ourselves.
It's connected to work now.
I want to make something like that.
I think so too.
You think so too!
When asked about their current goal...
If I say it now, I think it's Danmitsu-san.
Can you do something like Danmitsu-san?
I don't think I can.
You can't go that far, but you want to be like Danmitsu-san.
I want to work as hard as I can.
What do you want to work hard for?
What could it be?
It's not like what you said earlier.
I want to work hard.
That was the only definite answer.
Next, a chat with Tatsumi and Yoshitomi's manager.
You're crazy!
I'm not crazy!
Are you in danger right now?
Yes, I am.
What do you think is the reason you don't have a job?
Even in variety shows...
When I'm done, I'm like, "I'm just here."
You're good at looking down on people.
No, I'm not!
You're amazing!
That's what's important.
I'm not good at looking down on people.
What kind of character do you want to play?
What kind of character?
Hmm...
What should I do?
Nothing in particular.
You imagine things in your head, don't you?
Yes.
I wish I could go like this.
Is that your ideal?
I say things people don't say.
You're too stupid.
I heard it! I heard it!
Only vague answers came up.
That's how it is, Sensei.
I don't think it's special.
I think most of the gravure idols of this generation are like this.
It's vague.
You probably want to do variety shows, don't you?
I really want to do it.
You can't help it, so you're wearing a swimsuit again, right?
No, I'm not doing it with that kind of feeling.
It's only now that I'm doing it.
If you're going, just take it with you!
I'm not doing it with that kind of feeling!
That's a terrible way of putting it.
You probably don't look like a variety talent in real life,
so you probably leave your swimsuit as insurance, right?
No, I'm doing it with pride.
It's the first job I started.
What if you come out in a swimsuit at a time like this?
I want to leave my swimsuit as it is.
What is that "too good for you" feeling?
You want to give yourself a punch, don't you?
But you don't have that kind of punch on TV.
But...
You shouldn't have missed that part!
You can't go through that part!
What about you, Ikeda-san?
The agency I'm in right now, like Kumada-san...
That's right! You've brought out a lot of people!
Right now, I'm the only gravure idol in the pyramid.
I'm the last gravure idol.
I have to do something about it!
From the agency's point of view, it doesn't matter if you're the last gravure idol, right?
It doesn't matter how many new girls you bring in, right?
It doesn't matter if you're not a gravure idol!
As long as there are good girls coming in, you want to keep going, right?
I don't like it!
Please sell me first!
You've rubbed it quite a bit, haven't you?
You don't really have anything you want to do, do you?
But... I do!
Like what?
I want to do variety shows.
Also, I'm a bit taller than other girls,
so I'd like to work as a model.
But if you go that far, it's hard to work as a model.
I'm sure you're thinking, "I don't have a job right now, but if I stay still like this, I'll get more jobs," right?
No, I don't think so!
If you come here and ask me what I'm doing, I'm just talking to you.
No! I was really worried about it!
I'm 26 years old, and recently I've been told by my manager, "Stop it and get married!"
Right?
Right?!
You don't even know how to say it?!
You know, everyone's doing their best to appear in a variety show!
They're trying to grab something and appear in a variety show!
Right.
There's no way a nobody like you can appear in a variety show!
You know, your friends and your male friends will tell you, "Natsuki-chan, you're so pretty, you're so pretty," right?
Even your dad and mom will say that!
But once you enter this world, there are people who are more beautiful than you,
there are people who are more transparent than you,
there are people who can talk more than you,
and there are people who are popular even if you're not naked at all!
You know, I don't think you can do that!
You can do it, Sensei! You don't have to say you can't do it!
Ah, Noro-san.
Natsuki-chan and I are drinking buddies.
We always meet up at a bar and drink together,
but when we're drinking, it's not like this.
What do you think about what we talk about when we're drinking, you idiot?!
You're amazing!
You're going to have a hard life as a child!
Idiot!
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Mr. Yoshitomi, what do you think of this situation?
Both Mr. Tatsumi and Mr. Ikeda are full of excuses.
They are telling us to get out of this situation.
Get out of this situation.
I always wonder why people talk so passionately about this situation.
What is the most painful thing for you, Ms. Tatsumi?
It's painful that I can't tell anyone that I'm in this situation.
Ms. Yoshitomi, you're good at this!
Don't make me do this, Ms. Yoshitomi!
Don't make fun of me!
I've been thinking about you for a long time!
I'm always like this.
That's good!
I'm jealous.
We always end up fighting.
Because we don't get along.
She said it!
We don't get along!
If you say it like that,
I don't think you got a job for me!
That's right!
She said we don't get along!
I feel sorry for you, Ms. Yoshitomi!
We don't get along!
Like I said,
we've been together longer than you, Ms. Tatsumi!
We've been together for a long time!
I know that!
But you're in a good mood, Ms. Yoshitomi!
Are you serious?!
What are you talking about?!
A girl from my agency got married,
and we all went to a wedding ceremony.
And she said, "Ms. Yoshitomi, you're my manager now!"
She said that to you!
She was smiling a lot!
And she asked me for my autograph!
You don't do that, do you?!
I did!
Don't make fun of me!
And we even took a chanel together!
I'm making it now!
What?!
Do you have it?!
No, I don't!
If you're making it, make it!
No, I don't!
Make it for me!
A chance?!
You and your talent just ruined my chance!
You're trying to sell yourself!
But today,
Ms. Tatsumi actually got more fans than you, Ms. Yoshitomi!
That's a good thing!
The more you sell, the more fans you get!
What do you think of it, Yoshitomi-san?
Well...
Isn't it too plain?!
It's embarrassing!
He said he was an old actor!
Don't say that!
It's fine! Let him say it!
It's really fine!
He did it!
He looks like he's saying "it's over"!
I'm done!
Yoshitomi's problem is solved.
Let's go back to the topic.
What do you think of it, Ariyoshi-sensei?
Can we stop doing this kind of thing here?!
Why?!
It's the same thing!
It's always the same!
Our problems are the same!
We only have complaints and complaints.
We don't have a clear vision of what we want to do.
Even if we talk about it, it's always the same!
But isn't this a segment where we listen to their problems?
It's not clear!
I want to go to college!
Which college do you want me to go to?
Which high school do you want me to go to?
That's why I'm studying like this!
Then you shouldn't study like this!
That's your problem!
Because you don't have a problem!
Is that so?
Maybe the complaints you hear from time to time aren't weapons?
No!
That's scary!
But you don't like gravure idols...
That's not the case for me!
So you don't take our advice seriously.
I don't know if it's Kumada Yoko or Isoyama Sayaka, but I tried my best to face them.
That's right!
But in their place, they had a clear vision.
And they're coming towards me.
We bump into each other like this.
But it's a little difficult.
Tatsumi-sama said something about "friendship".
So I thought you might have that kind of character.
For example, you have a whip and want to beat up a man.
But you're not the queen of SM Entertainment.
Do you only have the same pattern?
That's ridiculous!
Kobayashi Emi did it!
She's trying to make it up.
But...
You two can stop.
Let's think about it again and stop.
After thinking about it...
That's right! Bring it up!
Show us what you've come up with!
That's a good idea!
Show us!
So, this time it was Horyu.
The teacher showed kindness by stopping them later.
Haryu-sensei's talent consultation.
Next is "guitar the bright" and "batayork".
Thank you.
You're so secretive!
To be honest, you're not as serious as the others.
That's right.
First, let's watch the introduction video.
In 2004, "guitar the bright" became a big hit.
I'm Akiko Wada Wada Wada.
I'm white and innocent every year.
Isn't that what you say?
But you...
No matter how you look at it, you're a white group!
With that unique phrase,
Senpai Darao cut through the fog.
He also became Chuck Voice and recorded 700,000 downloads.
He really made a great contribution to the development of the era.
However, when the internet program boom happened,
he gradually disappeared from TV.
Since then, only one program has been called.
"Hamster is Now" kind of program has been broadcasted.
Currently, only one regular radio is broadcasted.
At this rate...
SEPARATE!
Now, only one local radio is broadcasted.
Yes.
This is my life's work.
I see.
I've been doing this radio show for 7 years now.
If it wasn't for this, I might have died.
Mentally.
If it wasn't for this...
Yes.
I think it will end soon.
What?
It will continue.
Does it smell like that in the summer?
The radio program "Development" is not interesting.
Hey!
Don't say that!
There's a musician in between the radio, and it's very popular.
That's why it continues.
- You're married, right? - Yes.
- I have a wife and children. - You have children?
- Yes. - What about your life?
My manager sometimes helps me with my business.
I'm barely making ends meet.
What about you, Aman?
As a manager, there are people who have wives and children and appear on TV.
But it's no good for a wife, a house, or children.
You can't make ends meet.
That's why I don't want it to sell.
But I'm sure you want it to sell more than 100 million times.
I see. Can I say something?
The show hasn't changed.
- You like it a lot. - You like it a lot.
- It's not "TBS Friday." - It's not "TBS Friday."
We've been together for a long time.
We're one in heaven and earth.
I can't say anything.
I see. You feel the same pain at the same time.
I've put my life on the line.
I'm different from other people.
What do you think other people say about you?
It's too much.
I don't care if she's rich or married.
I'm on a different level.
I'm in trouble with my wife and children.
We have a video of you talking to your manager.
- Let's watch it. - Which one?
It's obvious that she's rich and married.
As they were talking about the store, the manager called them out in the morning.
First, they asked about the situation.
What are you doing now?
I'm doing nothing.
What are you doing?
I wake up in the morning and sing in the afternoon.
I play with my kids and sleep.
I can't sleep.
Don't you feel bored?
I really want to appear on TV more.
What do you want to do?
What I've been passionate about for the past year or two is...
Kendama?
What? Kendama?
I appeared in "Guitar Samurai" in 2004.
I haven't done anything for nine years.
Don't you have anything you don't want me to say?
Don't you think I'm stupid?
I've done everything for the past seven or eight years.
But I've never achieved anything.
If you had a TV, you wouldn't do anything.
You wouldn't try to leave a mark.
I used to think like that.
What about now?
Now...
You're saying something completely different.
You don't watch TV at all, do you?
I only watch sports.
Don't you think you should try harder?
I don't know how hard I should try.
Even though I don't want to try hard, I can't just avoid people's money.
And finally...
Tell me about me!
2013 is fine, 2014 is...
I'm worried about my mom and dad!
I've never seen someone like you.
What do you think of yourself in 5 or 10 years?
I'm working part-time.
But you should quit.
I'm not quitting.
I don't know!
I'm thinking.
Hey!
Hey! You should think about it after you quit!
I don't even think about it after I quit!
You're leaving?
I'm leaving...
It's boring to be with you.
It's boring?
Of course it is!
What you're saying is totally different!
I'm risking my life to come here!
You're saying that behind my back!
I hope you sell me something!
It's disgusting! I really want to sell!
I'm sure you've experienced it too,
but walking around the city and getting laughed at...
It's really a living hell!
I have a wife and kids,
so I have to smile,
but I can't stand it every day!
What do you think, Sensei?
Of course I know how you feel.
It's not a spontaneous spiral,
but I don't want to go outside,
and I want to do a live show,
but I don't have the money...
I was still single,
but now that I have a family...
That's right!
I have no choice but to quit...
He just said it!
Where did you keep it?
It's right in front of me!
I don't want to quit,
but I don't want to quit...
I don't want to stop working.
I have energy.
I want to do something.
But I don't know what I should do.
What do you think, Aman-san?
What are your future plans?
I don't work hard...
I don't ask people to think for me.
He keeps saying things like "Give me a hint!"
He says it every time...
I can't think of anything that suits me right now.
How about kendama?
Kendama...
You've been doing it for two years.
I'm going to a kendama class as long as I can.
Then let's go!
That's too soon!
Are you trying to stop me?
You're the god of our industry!
No, no...
Arioshi came all the way up from hell.
The reason we don't quit...
is because we don't know if there's a miracle like Arioshi-san's.
That's why we can't quit.
But Arioshi has been doing something like this for a long time, right?
Even in the meantime...
Look at me someday, look at me someday!
Yes.
That's right.
My clear vision when I was having the hardest time...
is to become a reaction entertainer like Ueshima-san.
That's the kind of work I do all the time.
Getting reactions!
Don't you have anything you want to be like?
First of all, I want to be a bearded man.
A bearded man?
Isn't it weird for a bearded man to be here?
No, it's not.
I'm so excited right now that I'm about to faint if someone touches me.
How did you maintain your motivation?
Well, in my case...
I mean, I'm a comedian, and I'm a comedian.
I get bullied in the same way.
In my case, I haven't competed as a comedian once.
I've been singing and hitchhiking.
I've been over there once and I've been crushed.
I haven't been crushed as a comedian.
I still have motivation.
But if I get bullied like a comedian and I get crushed once...
What will happen next?
I think it will be painful.
Do you make jokes?
To be honest, I haven't made jokes since 2004.
I'm still doing it for business.
Even now, I want you to cut out AKB.
I'll do my best if you tell me to do it.
It's easier for people who are older to cut out AKB.
Here it is!
Thank you.
This is a great opportunity for me.
I also used this opportunity as a nickname.
I see.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Can you get back the brilliance of those days?
Can you cut out AKB?
Please!
I'm a guitar samurai.
We, AKB48,
sing, dance and do variety shows.
We do our best, but
we have to be careful of our health.
Don't you think so?
But you know what you really have to be careful of?
That's why!
Why?!
Oh, you cut it! You cut it!
You cut it too much!
It's melting!
Cut it! Cut it!
Can we see it? Can we see it?
Can we see it, Uchiro?
It's like "biii!"
But you still have the stamina and you cut it!
Also, this time, we have someone who is really worried about Hata.
I would like to call him. It's this person! Please come in!
Hata Alice's Yamane!
You've been worried about Hata for a long time, haven't you?
Yes, I'm a junior in the same agency and I'm worried about him, but...
Hata has missed that chance.
When he appeared in "Outlook" before, Yamane wanted to do something for Hata.
This time, as a senior who cares about Hata the most, he came to the studio.
You don't say much about him, do you?
You know him the best, don't you? You're close in private.
I want to work with him and give him advice, but I can't accept it at all.
He says he likes baseball, and we get jobs with carps.
I think it's better to specialize in one team.
Even if we don't get a lot of feedback, I like the whole major leagues.
That's not good, is it?
I'm doing it on my blog and Twitter.
On Twitter, I draw a monster-like picture that I don't know much about and post it.
I don't know if it's funny or not.
Why do you do that?
I have a picture of it. Can I see it?
It's not funny at all.
Yamane!
I can see that you want to make a character and put it in a book,
but Mr. Yagi of Savannah is already doing it.
If you ask me if I have any other hobbies, I like space a lot.
Isn't that funny too?
What's up with you?
I want to do my best too, so I said something about Hata and it became a talk show.
When this show aired, some people wrote about Hata's funny blog posts and reached out to my blog.
I said something funny or about what I'm doing now.
"I'm going to get Senpaku's license." or "I got Scuber's license."
Most of the talents went to get their licenses.
And at the end of the show, they said "Oh, I forgot to make a joke."
And at the end of the show, they said "It's not funny at all."
It's like you're not serious enough.
You're not serious enough.
Yamane said this much.
I'm serious.
You can't make Yamane say this much.
You can't see yourself saying "this is it!"
You can't say it unless you go to see it.
You don't do live shows either.
I don't do live shows anymore.
I feel like I'm breaking up.
I don't want to show my bad sides.
I want to be seen as cool.
If I'm bad at it, I'll have to be even worse like Kubota-san.
If you don't mind, I'd like to introduce you.
I have a job tomorrow. I'm going for a walk with a hostess's dog.
That's great!
You have a lot of energy to go.
That's why I don't have any pride.
And you're imagining a cute dog, right?
No, it's a medium-sized dog.
A dog that barks "jara jara".
Please do it once. The tears will come out on their own.
Your husband is amazing!
Thank you very much.
Shut up! That's enough!
Shut up!
But what should Hata do from now on?
Mario sensei's final judgment.
But the biggest problem is that Shinsuke-san is gone, right?
That's it!
Was your dependence so high?
It's high, isn't it?
Isn't it, Hata-chan?
Hata-chan!
Is that so?
It's just...
like a wife,
I have no choice but to wait.
I want to be independent.
But at that time, there must have been a part where you were spoiled, right?
Certainly, Hata was making the best sake there.
Precisely and...
Precisely and with a good depth.
Because it's a test engine, your hands can reach where it's itchy.
I see.
Ayu-sensei's talent counseling.
Next up is Genki AKB48's good party.
Togasaki-san is not a manager, but a general manager of the AKB group.
He's already a famous general manager among his fans, Togasaki-san.
First of all, we'd like you to watch their introduction video.
Here you go.
First up is 20-year-old Haruka Shimada.
I'm Haruka Shimada.
I'm 16 years old.
Nice to meet you.
When she was 16, she passed the 6th research student audition.
In 2010, along with Parul, she debuted as a member of a research student.
In 2012's "Sounds Good", she became one of the first members of a research student.
But she auditioned as "the girl in the back".
However, she appeared in a variety show with her strong personality.
In shows she co-starred with Parul sensei, she always showed off her body.
In the AKB general election, she struggled in and out of the prefecture for 4 years in a row.
Next up is 19-year-old Michikawa Miyoima.
I want to be like Fresh Lemon!
Fresh Lemon is well-known for her height of 148cm.
She is a very petite and mysterious girl, but...
She is also a very stubborn person.
Her first general election demonstration was...
39th place, Michikawa Miyoima!
Suddenly, she was 39th place!
After that, she teamed up with MMB48 and was announced.
She has high expectations!
In this year's general election, she is 57th place and has a wide range of votes.
Mr. Arius, what should we do from now on?
Mr. Arius, finally KKKB has come to ask for advice.
I'm happy.
Because you are a top idol in Japan.
That's right. I'm asking for advice for a top idol in Japan.
That's right.
To be honest, I don't know what worries me.
Originally, there were 9th and 10th generations, and now there are 15th generations.
It's called "next generation election".
There was a time when it was very popular.
But it didn't go well.
Now that it's a new generation, 14th and 15th generations have already come.
It's overtaken.
That's right. It's completely overtaken.
Do you two feel that?
I feel it.
As a researcher, young people are making their unit debut.
I don't have anything, so I feel like I'm being overtaken.
You know Ms. Atsushi Shimada, right?
I know her.
When we work together, I think she's the one who works the hardest.
I like hard-working women like Ms. Nemisono.
Don't make a new one!
I'm sorry.
Now, when you two come out on this show, you'll see a hidden VTR with Ms. Togasaki.
That's a VTR.
First of all, we'd like you to watch it from Ms. Shimada.
Here you go.
It's obvious that she's a hidden idol.
During the debate, Ms. Shimada was called by Ms. Togasaki.
Of course, Ms. Togasaki was called by Ms. Shimada because she was struggling.
What do you want to do in the future?
I want to do my best as an AKB48 member, but I also want to appear in Golden's variety shows.
What kind of shows?
"Mougo Densetsu" and "Karada"...
I want to be like Ms. Imoto Ayako.
I see.
I want to be an energetic idol.
That's cool.
I think I need to lose more weight.
How much do you weigh now?
I don't know if I lost weight or not.
Why don't you know?
I think I lost about 50kg in one period of time.
So you are an idol without energy.
But you don't like losing weight.
That's right.
You have no energy, don't you?
Yes.
But it's been broadcasted and I'm fine now.
You seem to have some energy.
But I've eaten insects raw.
Is that so?
Yes.
I want to try things that idols don't do.
I don't want people to look down on me.
People don't look down on you.
I don't want people to say that I can't do it or that I can't do it.
What do you want to do? Do you want to be like a slug in the end?
No, I don't want to be like a slug in the end.
I have a lot of things I respect about myself.
But I don't want to be like a slug in the end.
I see.
You said it clearly.
That's good.
You can compete with each other in sumo.
That's right.
You can throw each other.
Even when we're talking about work, one of the female pro wrestlers asked me if I wanted to do it.
Did you get an offer?
Yes, I did.
An offer from a female pro wrestler?
Yes.
Is there anything you want to do in AKB?
For example, winning first place.
I haven't thought about it.
It's not that you haven't thought about it, it's that you can't think about it.
You can't think about it.
You can't, can you?
It's been four years in a row that I haven't thought about it.
Where do you get your motivation from?
To be honest, when I'm away from home for four years in a row, I sometimes think that it's better to be away from home.
But when I see the girls on the stage, I'm jealous of them because they're shining.
Of course! You can't just go up and up and up, can you?
I've been sitting for four hours!
I don't know!
And listening to "Long Speed"...
You like that, don't you?
You're all hitting each other's feelings, aren't you?
It's all flowing from right to left.
It's all flowing.
I've been swallowed up in AKB.
I've realized that I'm not the cutest.
That's why I'm working hard on variety shows and laughing.
But I still think I'm cute.
You used to be fat, but you lost weight again.
Why do you lose weight?
I was worried about it, too.
I was worried about my body shape.
That's why I lost my appetite.
But when I don't wear a costume...
It's delicious!
It's like you're wearing a jersey.
It's delicious!
When you don't wear a costume...
I can't wear a swimsuit anymore.
As an idol, I think I need to lose weight.
What do you think, Sensei?
You don't know which one to choose yet, do you?
I feel like you're trying to go either way.
It's best to wait and see.
When you said "maneto's sound goods"...
I got a little irritated.
Hidden camera meeting, Fushigi-chan and Ichikawa Miori's true feelings!
What do you want to do in the future?
I want to be a legend.
Now?
I want to be a legend.
Do you want to be a lemon?
I don't know. I don't know anything.
Are you serious?
The ultimate future goal is "specifically".
This is your answer.
If you become a lemon...
I want to live on tea.
Do you want to eat it?
It seems like you are going to die.
That's right.
Is it your character?
No, it's not.
Do you really want to be a lemon?
Yes.
Since when do you want to be a lemon?
Since I was born.
Are you serious?
But I thought I wouldn't be able to become a lemon because I was different from Yuyukurin and Korinsei.
But I wonder if I can become a lemon.
But you are still pursuing the possibility of becoming a lemon.
It's fine even if I die.
I hope I can become a lemon even once.
I want to experience various things until I die.
I want to become a lemon with a lot of lemon in it.
I hope I can become a lemon.
OK.
Uchihanase.
It's not OK!
What's OK about it?
What do you want me to do?
I have no choice but to go with this.
Leave it to me.
No matter what question you ask, I will say I want to be a lemon.
I wanted to ask you about it as well.
That's right. I want to become a lemon until I die.
He says it's OK even if you die once.
In other surveys as well, the name of the author is "It's a shame even if you're on top of a lemon."
Isn't it "It's a shame even if you're on top of a stone?"
That lemon isn't fresh anymore.
It's a shame, but I want to stay fresh.
She's really funny.
But there's something I'd like to ask you.
What is it?
Was your first kiss a lemon?
Does it really sound like you're dying?
It sounds like you're dying.
It's something you'd like to ask in order to become a lemon, right?
That's right.
Because you want to become a lemon.
As expected, it's the taste of a lemon.
Then, if you fall in love, will you become a lemon?
No, I think I'll definitely become a lemon.
What does "becoming a lemon" mean exactly?
Eh, like this, it's getting smaller and smaller.
You'll become a real lemon!
If you really want to become a lemon, the AKB members will go far away.
So, why did you put in "becoming a lemon" in AKB?
I found out later.
It can't be helped.
No way! You thought it was cute and put it in!
No way you wanted to become a lemon!
I couldn't avoid it.
But even if you want to become a lemon, you have to have what's inside, right?
That's right.
So you have to gain various experiences in order to become a great fresh lemon.
So, unlike the two of you earlier, you have a clear goal.
You have to say you can't become one.
This is really important.
First of all, you have to say "nico" a lot.
"Nico" means "nice to meet you"!
You look like you're having a hard time.
It's important, right?
I'm just telling you how to grow it.
If you really want to become a lemon...
I want to become more like a lemon.
Take out your jaw.
My jaw?
It's sharp.
Your jaw is like a lemon.
Is it like a lemon?
But is it like a shabu-in?
That's what a lemon is!
A lemon can't talk, right?
The lemon you're looking for is really hard to talk about, and it doesn't talk!
An orange lemon doesn't talk!
Oh, really?
But you know, you also have special skills.
I do.
Your head is so small and hard.
It's hard.
I have to train my head in order to become a strong lemon.
Can you show me right now?
Yes!
You're the closest to a lemon human right now, right?
That's right!
I'm getting closer!
Why don't you beat it up right now?
I'll beat it up!
I'm scared!
This is scary!
You're in my way, lemon human!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
Can you beat it up?
Wait a minute!
I'm scared!
Can you say it in full?
This...
Lemon human!
It moved!
It's painful!
No...
It's about the same as my neck pain.
It's painful!
My neck hurts!
Seriously!
It's painful!
But you became a lemon human, right?
Yes!
You look frustrated, Shimada.
I'm frustrated!
Of course you do!
This is talent!
That's right!
No matter how serious you are, or how much leadership you have,
it's like this.
It seems cruel, but...
What should I do?
What do you want to be, Yasai?
Yasai!
Make it fruits!
What do you want to be if you were a vegetable?
Cabbage.
Fresh cabbage.
I want to be a fresh cabbage.
I don't want to be!
What do you really want to be?
Do you really want to be?
Is it really okay?
Anything is okay.
Do you want to be a sportscaster?
Then say it.
I want to be one.
Say it.
I want to be one.
Anything is okay.
I want to be a sportscaster!
I don't know.
It's not interesting at all.
It's not good little by little.
That's right.
But you're doing your best.
I don't think you're talented.
Is that so?
And it's a harsh reality.
It's hard.
From now on, we will provide you with the sponsors you see.
What should we do?
I'm really worried about it.
That's why I'm here.
Mr. Togasaki, what should we do?
What should we do?
But if you're an AKB member, you're probably in first or second place.
There's no way you'll get first place.
There's no way.
I hope you'll get first place in something.
I think it's like what I said earlier,
you might be able to do a little bit,
but it's not that great.
You shouldn't talk like Lemon-chan.
I don't think you have talent.
Super!
That's the best you've received so far!
I'm here to receive it.
I thought you were like shit earlier, but you're not.
Shit is shit, but you're beautiful.
You don't have that either.
The reason I became like this is because
I saw various AKB people and
saw AKB members and saw their positions.
Because you don't have a position,
you became a common talent.
But for me,
there was a time when I was more popular than Pearl.
So one thing I can say is,
inside AKB,
including AKB fans,
we don't know what you're doing in AKB-village.
You were more popular than anyone else.
You're in this position inside AKB.
I want you to do it in your village.
But now that you're here,
you have to forget about AKB
and compete as one talent.
There's nothing for you now.
You have to realize it.
I realize it.
I realize it, but what should I do?
What?
She's pretty serious.
She's like a millionaire's body motor.
She's enjoying it.
Tell me what it is.
I don't know.
Tell me the correct answer.
There are many answers.
She's not doing anything.
That's too bad!
What is it?
Tell me what it is.
What's so bad about it?
She knows that she's not doing anything.
She has to start over.
It's a choice.
She thinks that what she's been doing is wrong.
She has to start over.
She's like a debut talent.
I bet everything on this.
But Ichikawa got the chance.
It can't be helped.
She's fresh.
That's right.
You can't make me angry.
I'm annoyed.
You're impatient.
Ichikawa is getting impatient.
I know.
You get irritated easily.
Why?
You were like that too.
Was I like that too?
Before you got married.
After you got married.
You got rounder after you got married.
That's how it is before you get married.
You have to work hard before you get married.
Apologize to her.
You're the host.
I'm sorry.
That's enough.
Why?
Why do you have to do this?
You're going to lose everything.
That's what you're going to do.
As a result, Ichikawa continues to pursue Lemon.
Shimada has decided to quit.
Hanyu sensei's talent consultation.
The last one is Chidori.
First of all, please watch the VTR.
In 2003, he broke his leg in the M-1 Grand Prix final.
He's been a regular at Kansai for 11 years now, and has become a representative entertainer of Osaka with his famous technique.
With that momentum, in 2012, he became a regular at the super popular show "Picardo's Tale".
Your comments are so weird!
He made it out of prison and went to Tokyo. He was a big success for society.
In September of 2013, he became a regular at "Picardo's Tale".
I'm sorry.
In addition, in the corner where female guests are asked to say all of the entertainer's names in their heads...
You can't say "Modego"!
When Masabi Nagosawa appeared...
It's the first time for me.
...he never even showed his face.
He appeared in "Picardo's Tale".
The resort he dreamed of in Tokyo.
The gap with reality.
We can't hide our surprise!
But Chidori, you don't have to worry about it.
We had 11 regular albums in Kansai.
To match with Picaru's regular schedule, we spent a lot of money and graduated 10 albums.
Is that so?
When we became 3rd or 2nd in "the manzai", and when Picaru started,
we could go around the entertainment world.
We could appear in every show.
I thought we could do it.
But it was only a small circle.
A small circle.
We already went around.
What do you think about it, Kishi?
When I was called in, the chief and Chidori said,
"Because you're the 2nd "brahmayo"."
But I don't think it's catchy.
"Brahmayo" is like "hee-haw" or "what's up with you?"
That's right.
Do you have something catchy?
Of course we do.
We haven't seen it yet.
Have you been drinking?
You came in early.
Do you know who I am?
No, it's simple.
You have a foul mouth.
It's not catchy.
It was a failure to come with this.
We know about it too.
There were many things about us in Kansai.
There was "nanya-kanya" and "manzai-ya" and "touka-ya".
But "what's up with you?" is still strong.
Whether you're a senior or junior in Osaka,
everyone says they like Chidori and it's amazing.
Everyone says they like Chidori and it's amazing.
Everyone gets excited about it.
I see.
Especially Daigo.
He has a scary face for people in Tokyo.
But for people in Osaka, he has a cute face and laughs.
It makes me feel lonely.
It doesn't make you feel lonely.
I want you to laugh.
If you do it like that, I'll be in trouble.
I want you to show me your cute face.
Cute face?
I want you to do it like that all the time.
I've never done it in Tokyo.
I've always done it like that on TV in Tokyo.
I've never done it like that on TV in Tokyo.
I'm sure you're shy.
Daigo?
It's okay if you're shy, but you're too eastern.
You're too eastern.
You're eastern Missouri.
It's the same thing.
That's right.
How about going back again?
To Osaka?
Do it 10 more times in Osaka.
There is a senpai in Osaka who keeps an eye on us and tells us not to come back.
Senpai and kohai are there too?
They took the place we went to.
It's buried.
It's not a place you can go back and forth easily.
It's only been a year since you came to Tokyo.
That's right.
You can't go back there.
What did you think of when "Picaru no Teiri" ended?
To be honest, it was really tough.
"Picaru no Teiri" was aired twice a week.
You should have been on more shows.
It was a chance for you.
We were lying to each other.
We didn't want it to end.
When we were talking at school, she said it would have been better if it ended.
I don't know about you, but I think it would have been better for us if it ended earlier.
We were comforting each other.
If we had "Picaru's theorem," I think we would be in a different situation now.
When "Picaru's theorem" was decided and aired on Fuji TV, all posters were posted.
"Mama Peace" was in the middle of it, and "Chidori" was also there.
I thought I could be Mr. Nai Nai.
Even as a path.
You came out of Osaka and the result came out in Tokyo.
The result came out and I can't get used to it at all.
Do you have a strategy?
"Picaru's theorem" ended, but "Chidori" is back in Tokyo.
In Kansai, people often say I'm a "clock entertainer."
I went out for about 200 watches a year.
I went out for about three days and two nights.
I voted for "clock" because it was interesting.
I'm trying to break through it.
I don't know how good it is.
Can you show us some of the filming techniques that Tokyo's talents and entertainers don't do?
There is narration and scenes like "I went to the next shop"
Kawasaki is walking like this and talking.
This is a trend in Tokyo but it's not funny at all.
It's useless.
How do you do it?
When we go to a cafe and Chidori says "I went to the next shop"
The movement is...
It's fun.
I see.
How about a ranch?
Ranch, horses and old horsemen...
Let's go there
You can go anywhere.
On the contrary, you can do anything.
Some of you might want Chidori to do it.
Right.
What should we do?
It depends on your ability.
It's just a trigger.
Right.
It's just a trigger.
It's like when Kaisersburg became Crimshire or Summers.
It's like riding on top of Yahoo.
It's catchy.
It's like "I changed my name."
Right.
What happened to that name?
That's right.
What happened to Nobu Koike's sword?
Nobu Koike's sword is a tube now.
You said you'd become Nobu Koike in "Roadhouse".
Koike-san.
Come out, my name
While Asawa Miwa-san changed her name...
In the studio...
It's no good.
Let's make a circle of Koike-san.
There's no Koike-san in it.
That's why people call you Koike-san.
Koike-san.
It's not Koike-san.
It's not a nice place.
The next picture is...
While Nagasawa Masami-san showed us her picture...
I don't know you.
I'm surprised.
I don't know you.
It's my first time hearing you.
In this tragic reality...
I'm Nobu Koike.
She declared herself as Koike-san, but...
Think about it calmly.
I'm not familiar with Koike.
It's not like that!
I tried my best to become Koike.
Become Koike...
I became Koike and went to the first floor.
That night...
I went back and tried to write it.
I'm Nobu Koike.
I tried to write "Nobu Koike"...
My hand started shaking.
I'm scared!
I don't know what I'm writing!
It's not funny at all!
It's not Nobu Koike.
What was Nobu again?
It's Hayakawa!
Are you writing in a small "ike"?
It's a small "ike"!
How about writing it in katakana?
"Kein Kosugi"?
I'm not doing that!
Why don't you try writing it?
Wait a minute!
As you said, I think it's a good opportunity!
Is Nobu your real name?
Yes, I'm Nobu-ike.
That's why you're Nobu.
Yes.
And from now on...
I'm Nobu Koike!
Wait a minute!
You're fast!
Is it a secret or not?
I think kanji is better.
I think kanji is better, too.
I tried writing it once and it didn't come out.
It's not bad.
It's not bad, is it?
It's coming out!
What is it?
"Kein" is strong!
"Keinshu" and "Keinshankan" are...
"Keinshu" is strong!
Wait a minute!
Which is better, kanji or kanji?
Kanji or kanji?
Can you go up to "Nobu"?
I can go up to "Nobu" completely.
Can you go up to "Nobu"?
It's okay up to "Nobu".
And it's small.
We're used to writing "koko" here.
Like "shougakukou" or "daishou"
You have to use "ike" in your last name.
Sanzui is good.
"Koko" is good, too. We're used to writing "koko" in the sea.
Right?
That's why you're shaking.
What should we do?
"Koko"! "Koko"!
You can do it! One more time!
Finally, it's been decided!
No, wait a minute, wait a minute.
No, but it's written well.
But you can't read it, because you're Nob.
What do you think about that?
I'll never call you "koike".
I won't call you.
And when I came to the case, I said, "Nob-san!"
So, the meaning of "koike" is...
It has a tongue, but...
The three of you are laughing a lot, but...
But what's amazing about this is...
If you put "Nob koike" on it...
People who go to the city want to go there at least once.
Hey! Nob koike!
Hey, hey! Nob koike is here!
You want to say it, don't you?
Nob koike!
Daigo and I talked about it in the dressing room a little later...
I want to throw away "hotoke no kanazawa" too.
On the contrary, I'm not familiar with it.
hotoke no kanazawa
Next time...
"Come out, my name" is in that corner, right?
At that time, actresses and others...
Hey, recently reformed...
Hey, what was it?
Oh, I want to say 'Nob koike'!
If you say it like that, I'll be very happy!
I've decided!
I'll change my name!
It's "Nob koike"!
"Nob koike"!
"Koike"!
If you change it to "koike"...
London Hearst will be very busy in the future, right?
Then, everyone wants to change it to "koike"...
Everyone "koike" it.
It's okay!
"Koike" it!
If you say it like that...
"Koike" will be less "koike" now!
"Nob koike" is no good!
"Nob koike" and "koike" from all over the country are no good!
That's good, but...
From now on...
Chidori will look forward to it again!
But...
I really want you to remember...
Please don't forget that this happened!
Don't forget!
That there was a man like that...
I will never forget "koike" from now on!
It's a promise, right?
It's a promise!
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