AISubs v3.7
If there are only 15 men and women like this on earth, who would you like to leave your children and grandchildren with?
It's no joke!
Male entertainers and amateur talents are forever surviving!
I'd be happy if there weren't any couples, but it's too forbidden!
It's annoying! I really don't want to be a woman!
Age difference doesn't matter! Is this ultimate love?
Who is the last man to be left behind in the match?
Ultimate love simulation!
"Zukumagedon"!
A very popular action has been done!
It's a very popular action, isn't it?
Is it?
What's so funny about it?
Isn't it funny?
With only this, beautiful people can work together today.
Men are also very excited.
That's good!
But only these members remain on earth.
I'm so lucky!
Thank you!
Thank you for remaining on earth!
At first, I heard of "zukumagedon".
But when I saw it in front of me, I thought it was sexy.
It only looks like you!
Is it scary to look at me?
Ariyoshi participated in it last time.
We did it together, didn't we?
With Eigo and Segawa.
At that time...
I won't forget about that night.
It's not sexy, is it?
And...
Before the show...
It was also used as an old telescope.
Can we change it?
Because this recording is long...
Who will stay awake until the end?
Are you okay?
I also drank a lot in my room.
Everyone is confused.
I think Akiyama is a little different.
It's the best line-up I've ever seen on TV.
What is this?
It's too good.
Only this generation can stay on earth.
Before the show...
There are many people who want to hug you in your true tone.
It doesn't matter.
These seven people will participate in "zukumagedon".
It's so lovely that you can't choose one?
It's the ultimate choice.
And the rules of "zukumagedon".
Choose one person you want to leave your descendants.
If you lose both of them, you will be eliminated one by one.
It's like a "survival-feeling couple".
There are seven people in "zukumagedon".
There are eight men in "zukumagedon".
One person will be left on earth.
What kind of age difference couple will be born?
Let's get started!
ZUKUMAGEDON
If there are only 15 men and women on earth, who would you like to be related to in order to leave your descendants?
In the first stage, everyone chooses their first wish.
It's full of embarrassment.
The shock is also a big one.
Well, first of all, Mr. Zakiyama.
Mr. Zakiyama?
Mr. Zakiyama!
Isn't it #1 for sure?
Who on earth did you choose?
Why did you choose Midori Satsuki?
Because of her cuteness.
And even at this age, her sexiness is...
It's no joke.
It's no joke!
As expected, it's Midori-san.
This time, I'll call you Midori-san.
It's up to you.
Midori-san, thank you for your relationship.
In order for it to flourish.
Isn't it a good chance?
No, no, no.
But what if Satsuki-san is wrong?
What?
What if Satsuki-san is wrong?
We'll see about that.
Demi-san, will you follow her?
As expected, she's a wild horse.
See?
See how cute she is?
Now, will you become a couple?
I suddenly want to do it!
I really want to do it!
No, you won't!
Stop it!
Please return your relationship!
Stop it!
They didn't become a couple!
Even though you told her how you really feel...
Oh, I see.
This is lucky.
I see.
Now, let's continue with Juniors-san.
Here it is!
Mr. Serious.
He doesn't take anything seriously.
That's right.
Of course.
Seriously.
He chose it with all his might.
Just who did he choose?
It's finally here!
Satsuki Midori-san!
Satsuki-san is very popular!
It's already said by two men.
Thank you very much!
Also, Satsuki-san's cheeks turn red when he's called.
Stop it, please!
It's true that I haven't had many opportunities to work with you...
But, when we met a few times, you know...
You know...
Now!
Wait a minute!
The result is...
No, no, no! Stop it!
Will the couple be established?
It will be interesting if you two are dumped.
Stop it!
Wow! How about it?
How about it?
The couple is established!
Wow!
Since you are serious, you are very depressed.
We are all serious, right?
Now, let's see who is good at it.
Wow!
Good at it!
No, I'm scared!
Who is good at it?
This person!
Wow!
Asagi Kuriko!
Wow!
Cool!
I think I'm going to pass out!
Asagi-san is wonderful!
At some point, she shows her feminine side.
I think I'm going to pass out!
When do you feel like you will pass out?
On a full moon night!
The day Asagi becomes a woman.
This is pretty embarrassing.
Now, will they become a couple?
There's a possibility!
Huh? He's being dumped!
That playboy is no good.
He's dumped.
Who is he in love with?
Asagi-san is in love with someone else.
Who is it?
Who is it, Hiroshi Ohei-san?
Now, next is Akiyama.
Really?
No, no, I really can't stand it.
Who is Akiyama in love with?
It's Namietsuko-san!
There it is!
As expected of someone in love with a hostess!
The hostess chose Asagi!
But Namietsuko-san!
Let's hear what you really think!
Can I say what I really think?
Balance!
The way she looks, her sexiness, her dark complexion, and her mouth.
Everything about her is perfectly balanced.
She's not too old-fashioned.
There are times when she's too old-fashioned,
but when she becomes an actual hostess, she'll say, "Oh, I have to change that."
She'll say it?
When Akiyama looks at a woman, he usually checks her knees.
His knees?
Yes.
How are your knees?
Can I check my knees?
How do you check your knees?
Your knees might be clean.
Wow, not only my knees, but also my buttocks!
Your buttocks?
Your knees!
How do you always check your knees?
Wow, it's crazy!
Namikyan is scared!
When you get older, you start to lock your knees in.
I haven't forgotten!
I have a line, though!
I have to touch it!
Don't touch it! Don't touch it!
Wow, it's really good!
It's too late!
This is crazy!
I've never seen a hostess celebrity from this distance!
It's scary!
- Her eyes are scary! - Her butt is so pretty!
- Her knees are just right. - She doesn't breathe too much and it's just right.
- She's creepy!
- I'm glad you could see her up close! - She's the best! She's really the best!
- She's so pretty! - She was a dancer in a western ballet troupe.
- Her legs are so pretty!
- Now, let's see the results! - I wonder how it will be!
- Will you become a couple?
- I'm not sure. - What will it be?
- Will you become a couple?
- Are you serious?
- I don't know! - I don't know!
- Now, let's move on to the first contestant!
- Tsuchi!
- Gucchi!
- Be quiet!
- I don't have many emotions but I'm serious!
- I think you should get married and get a divorce!
- Who is the woman you chose with such emotions?
- Who is it?
- Huh?
- Surprisingly!
- When I met her at the studio, she was so energetic!
- I want to hear more about her!
- She was a young ballerina in a western ballet troupe.
- She brought my photo and visited my studio.
- She showed me her photo.
- Look at it!
- She's already married, isn't she?
- Nami-san looks happy but Akiyama-san looks frustrated.
- You tried to start a private welcome speech but you just said "yes"!
It's okay.
Okay, let's go.
Will it be a couple?
This order is scary.
It's about time.
It's not good at all.
I see.
Akiyama is relieved.
It's not that easy.
Next is
Nami who shook Akiyama and Tsuchi.
It's the opposite.
The woman hasn't decided yet.
It's me.
Nami chose this man.
Ryo Tamura.
Nami who shook them chose Ryo with blond hair.
He seems to listen to me.
He seems to be kind.
But he seems to do as he wants.
He does as he wants.
As you get older, you find it annoying to do as you want.
I see.
You seem to want to do as you want.
What are you talking about?
It's really good.
But you include that in your diet, right?
That's right.
Nami's body is really soft.
I don't know how she eats.
She's grateful.
She's amazing.
She's grateful.
But Akiyama looks like he's going to eat.
I'm jealous.
I'm jealous of her.
When she said her body is soft, I wanted to see it.
What is it?
Let me imagine it.
Let me think about it.
Please don't do that.
You're the only one who says that.
She's not doing it right now.
That's not it.
Now, will they become a couple?
Ta-da!
Is it true?
Is it?
Nami thinks of other women other than Nami.
I see.
That's it for the first stage.
You can't do it?
No one has become a couple.
Now, for the second stage.
Should we change it or not?
It's difficult.
It's hard to say.
But it's fun.
It's fun, isn't it?
It's good.
Everyone looks younger than before.
It's because of hormones.
First of all,
Mr. Yahagi's...
It's here!
Earlier, we didn't know who it was.
Yes.
Who did he choose?
It's correct!
Mr. Yahani!
Wow, Mr. Segawa has stood up!
This is the kind of place I chose!
It's spacious!
You're the nicest!
What do you want to do with Mr. Segawa, who has become a couple?
With Mr. Segawa?
With Mr. Segawa!
I want to go to Hawaii!
I see!
Go to Hawaii!
Go?
Yes, go!
While drinking alcohol!
Then you two can get drunk!
And?
When it's evening, I'll go back to my room and...
I want to do it!
It can't be helped!
When you think about it like that, you get excited in Hawaii!
After all, it's sunset time!
Sunset!
Sunset is good, isn't it?
You're quite excited!
You're in good shape!
Mr. Segawa's timing was good!
Will you become a couple?
This is scary! Seriously!
No way!
She's going to get killed!
I didn't know you thought like that.
Next, from the ladies.
Debbie.
Who is it?
She chose this person.
She's here!
It's Ryo!
No way!
Why did you choose Ryo out of all these men?
Well, I feel a little sorry for him.
You chose him as the best, didn't you?
I think it would be fun to be with him.
He's the most good-looking and he's also tall.
He's good-looking.
"Good-looking" is too short.
Ryo!
He's been proposed to by his wife.
This is amazing!
Let's see the result.
Will they become a couple?
Is it about time?
Oh!
You're a devil!
What's up with you?
You're playing with a woman's feelings, aren't you?
You're assassinating!
Unfortunately, I was released.
I'm interested in who he chose.
It's amazing.
He can't even assassinate.
I won't forgive you!
Kill me first!
Okay, next.
Tsucchi!
Earlier...
Nami said it.
Who did Tsucchi choose?
It's a quiet place.
Oh, it changed!
Huh?
I see.
Nami said it earlier.
It's a quiet place.
It's not a recording.
It's true.
I'm honored to have you on our show.
It's the same thing.
Our characters are the same, right?
It's the same thing.
It's a shame.
You should have told us in the beginning.
Come on.
[Laughter]
Wow, look at his face!
He's not talking much!
So, will the couple be formed?!
Will they be able to make their dream come true?!
Alright, you two! This way, please!
Oh, you're wearing earrings!
You're an adult couple.
Your hands are beautiful.
I'm a man, so I start with my hands.
I start with my head.
- From the first couple? - Yes.
Alright, you two!
You're the first couple!
To your couple seats!
To your left!
You're tall!
You're finally here!
Jukumageddon!
Alright, next up is...
Junius-san!
And...
Zakiyama-san!
And...
Tokui!
Who did you three choose?!
Satsuki-san, starting from you three, let's hear what you have to say one by one.
I thought I was already this person, but I haven't changed.
Once you like someone, you're straightforward.
- Your feelings haven't changed? - Of course they haven't changed.
- Zakiyama-san. - In a way, this is the real deal.
- The second one is more important. - The second one is important because it conveys your feelings.
And now, Tokui.
Previously, when we did a location shoot for "otaku",
the food they made for us was really good.
And for Satsuki-san's hobby, she has a mangekyo collection.
And it was kind of lame.
- It was lame? - The way you looked at it was really sexy.
- You like mangekyo? - Satsuki-san's mangekyo is like that.
- Isn't the pairing weird? - What are you talking about?
- I think Satsuki-san's mangekyo is like that too. - When you show different facial expressions...
During the day, you're Satsuki-san. During the night, you're Satsuki-san.
- You have different facial expressions, and I think it's really good. - You think it's lame.
Now, will their feelings be conveyed?
Will they become a couple?
- It's decided, right? - Who is it?
- It's you, right? - It's you, right?
- Who is it? - It's you, right?
- It's you, right?
- They're a couple! - They're an idol group!
- What?! - They're an idol group!
- Yay! - Wow!
- Please welcome the couple in the front!
- Wow! What a nice couple!
- When I was young, I didn't care about my looks at all.
- And I've been married to a man like that.
- At this age, he's still a good man. - Yes, he is.
- Take your time and look at what he's good at.
- Oh my! - That's nice.
- So cute! - So cute!
- It's hard for you, right? - No, but it suits you.
- Akiyama is angry! - Why?!
- He's going to get kicked out of school!
- Everyone! This isn't your thing!
- Wait a minute. - It's not going well one after another.
- It's not like that. - It's not like that. - It's not like that.
- Now, you two, go to the couple seats!
- Go up and to the right! - Good, good!
- It suits you! - It suits you! - It suits you!
- It's nice! - It suits you!
- Two couples have been born recently.
- There are five and six left!
- Next, the third stage!
- Asagi-san! - Oh!
- Asagi-san has never been chosen before. - Oh, that's right!
- I'm curious about Asagi-san. - Let's go! - I want to know!
- Asagi-san has chosen this person!
- It's here! - Oh!
- It's here, it's here, it's here! - Junior-san!
- The honor has come! - I'm pushing you!
- Wow! - I'm pushing you!
- Wow! - Wow! - Asagi-san, why did you choose Junior-san?
- Junior-san is very intelligent... - Ah, you like intelligent people, don't you?
- And he's delicate... - Yes. - But he's not like...
- And he's dangerous... - Oh, I see!
- And his touch is... - Yes. - I like it.
- That's a tricky choice. - I don't see people like him very often.
- So, people who smell dangerous are attracted to you? - No, I don't like people who smell dangerous.
- But you don't like them? - He's delicate...
- He seems to listen to me, but he doesn't. - I can only see his face.
- You don't like him? - No, I don't like him.
- You know, people often scratch their heads. - Oh, I see!
- I want to scratch his back and make him nervous. - Oh, I see!
- You like him, don't you? - Yes, I like people who are serious like him.
- Oh, I see! - You like him, don't you? - Yes, I like people who are serious like him.
- Oh, I see! - You like people who are serious like him.
- Seriously! - I thought this program would be boring, but it's very good!
- You said it with your heart! - You're a genius!
- Will you be a couple? - Yes, we will.
- You said it with your heart! - You said it with your heart!
- I didn't know you thought like me! - You're a genius!
- It must be embarrassing to be shocked like this, Ms. Asagi! - Yes, I'm ashamed of myself!
- It must be embarrassing to be shocked like this, Ms. Asagi! - But I hope you can change your mind immediately!
- Oh, my!
- It seemed like you'd been carried away by love! - You seem like you're in love!
- The tens of seconds of excitement were amazing! - It was fun!
- Was it fun? - It was fun!
- That's great, Asagi-san! - Isn't it wonderful?
- Right? It's wonderful, isn't it? - It was really fun!
- I'm getting adrenaline! - Asagi-san, we can't push you anymore!
- I know! I know!
- Wait a minute! - Now, next up is the junior who shook Asagi-san!
- Asagi-san, I'm getting excited again! - I know, right?
- Just who do you think it is? - This is an eye-opener for the cheating scene, isn't it?
- The one that the junior chose is... - The one that the junior chose is...
- This person! - This person!
- It's here! - It's here!
- What is it? - Seriously?!
- Now... - From a world we don't know at all...
- To a person who has seen a lot of things... - Yes...
- I want you to teach me a lot of things! - Yes...
- You know a lot of amazing things! - Well, of course!
- To a person who has seen a world beyond our imagination... - Yes...
- I want you to teach me a lot of things! - Wow...
- He's taking every word we say seriously! - He's so calm!
- Cute! - Now...
- Let's see if you can become a couple. - Can you?
- Which one is it?
- Mr. Junior is being dumped again! - That's right!
- He's a bad looking guy!
- But you don't look like you're in a bad mood!
- You're happy that your feelings are being conveyed, right? - That's right!
- Mr. Junior, you dump people so fast!
- I've been dumped like three times already!
- Is this how you treat people?!
- Ms. Asagi, what do you think?
- I guess it can't be helped if you're not fat.
- It was fun watching you convey your feelings from the side!
- That's right! I love it!
- Mr. Akiyama and Ms. Asagi are serious!
- There's a serious person on this side too!
- Ms. Akiyama, you're a womanizer!
- Why is Ms. Akiyama a womanizer?!
- What does that mean?!
- She's a bit weak!
- Now...
- Next is...
- Mr. Akiyama!
- And...
- Mr. Yahagi!
- Are you serious?!
- Who did you two choose?
- It's here!
- Ms. Senoha Enko!
- Thank you!
- Mr. Yahagi, you haven't changed at all!
- What are you talking about?!
- What do you mean "what are you talking about?"?!
- You said you like her, but she's not even in front of you anymore!
- That's right!
- That's a new love, isn't it?!
- We have no choice but to choose her!
- We'll look for her!
- Wow! It's like a competition between human rights activists!
- That's right!
- But I'm happy!
- You're happy, aren't you?!
- You've noticed how good Ms. Senoha is, haven't you?!
- No, I've always liked Ms. Senoha!
- What about her?!
- I want to protect her!
She's the type of person who wants to protect her from any kind of attack.
- She's my type! - You're lying!
- I'm serious, Egawa-san! - You're lying!
- She sometimes tells me lies! - I want you to understand!
- Egawa-san, you're too light! - I want to protect you!
- What else?! - I want you to take care of me!
- You're lying! - I'm escorting you!
- You're saying that while pushing me away! - Please believe me!
- You're so light that I can't see you! - I'm light?!
- You're just light! - You're just like Egawa-san!
- Egawa-san! Don't look at me like that! - I'm light too!
- Yagi-san, you haven't changed! - I'm charming!
- I'm young and charming! - Thank you!
- She's the kind of person who will definitely answer my feelings! - I see!
- Egawa-san is nodding her head! - You're so kind!
- Let's start the competition! - Thank you!
- Will you both lose or become a couple?!
- It's because of our power relationship!
- How about it?!
- Please!
- What?! - Alright!
- With Ms. Zakiyama... - I'm sorry. - What's going on? - I'm sorry.
- First of all, Ms. Zakiyama... Ms. Zakiyama, you like her, don't you? - No, what do you mean by this?!
- This is... - What's going on in Taiwan?!
- When the couple was formed, it seemed like you were cheating on her. - No, no.
- I felt like she was different from me. - Alright, you two, come over here.
- Alright! - That feeling! That comment feeling!
- It was this one! - It was this one!
- You made a mistake in your reaction at first, didn't you? - Yeah, yeah. - When it turned pink, you thought it was Yagi.
- When I saw it, I thought it was me!
- Why did you think it was me?! - Because from the beginning, it seemed like Yagi-kun had feelings for you.
- Why did you choose Ms. Zakiyama?! - Well, you know how I make breakfast and such, right?
- I'm the kind of woman who makes dinner as soon as possible. - Oh, because you make it in the morning!
- Because you make it slowly! - It's cute of you, Ms. Segawa! - But you still forgive me, right? - Of course!
- But you get angry, don't you?! When you make breakfast and it turns out to be Yugi-kun, you get angry, don't you?!
- No, no! I don't do that at all! - You're lying! You're always saying that!
- Maybe I'll go eat something in the meantime! - You'll go eat, won't you?!
- I'll go eat a little, so make me something! - No, it's fine.
- Now, let's hold hands for the couple seats! - Congratulations!
- Be careful! - Thank you!
- Hello! - Hello!
- You look good! - Thank you!
- The current couple is these three. - Yes!
- How is it, Tsuchi? - But we've been guessing for a while.
- Ah, you two? - Yes.
- When these two came out, we were like "Eh, Tsuchi?!" - Tsuchi!
- Stop it! - You're so nice!
- We're doing the same action as you're watching now. - I see.
- This couple... Ah, you're calm now. - Nice.
- We don't talk as much as you do, but we laugh at the same timing.
- We laugh and make eye contact. - We communicate with each other.
- Sega was born with the Zakiyama family and there are only four left.
Next, the fourth stage!
First, Ryo-san and then Akiyama.
Let's see who they have chosen.
This one!
There you are!
Namietsuko-san!
Ryo-san, you don't like it, do you?
I don't like it! I don't like it!
When I saw Akiyama standing up and saying, "Your style is good," I thought, "Your style is really good, Nami- san."
She's in good shape.
She's in good shape as a woman.
What else?
She's in good shape, so I thought she'd be able to do a lot of things for me.
You'd like to follow her?
That's right. I'd like her to be healthy and produce Zakkokumai.
She takes good care of herself.
What else?
That's impossible!
Wait a minute!
That's impossible!
If you do Zakkokumai, it's over for you!
What do you mean, "it's over for you"?
It's over for you!
What do you mean, "it's over for you"?
It's impossible!
Even though you say it's good for women, you can't say it's bad for women!
It's not good for women, is it?
Of course it's good for women!
Where is it better than women?
I don't know if you felt Eros, Nami-san.
So you're saying that women aren't Eros?
Women are Eros!
You're Eros' god.
Ryo-san, when I stood up and said this to Eros,
Isn't that just a couple of hours of conversation?
I've been saying it for years!
It's heavy!
It's not just a couple of hours of conversation!
It's too strong, Nami-san's feelings!
It seems like you're trying to make men stand up for you.
I like that feeling, too.
When you say it, I feel like I'm being taken in a weird way.
It's not weird.
Oh, you had that, too.
You had that, too.
Now we know what you two think.
What do you think, Nami-san? Will you become a couple?
What do you think?
You became a couple!
I'm sorry!
Ryo-san and Akiyama will be dumped!
Ryo-san was dumped because he liked you.
That's not cool.
He was dumped for real.
It's just a love affair.
Next,
Debbie Fuji and Asagi-san.
Who did you two choose?
You did it!
That's amazing!
Wow
It's here
Wow
This is amazing
Ryo-san seemed to have feelings about it
I think it's better than you all
Better?
Among these three
What do you mean "better"?
I think it would have been better if we had done it earlier
If we do "change mind", we should have done it earlier
"Change money"?
Change mind
What are you talking about?
Are you betting on yourself?
Wow
That's not good
Change mind
Now, Asagi-san
Today, such a delicate person is dancing at a high pace
I think she's getting weaker
I think she needs more time
I think she's in love
Let's see
Will they become a couple?
Wow
Asagi-san
Thank you! Thank you! It's always been him!
That's right!
Wow!
Congratulations, Asagi-san!
Asagi-san, congratulations!
I want you to tell a woman
I won't go anymore
There's no way
So, Asagi-san...
I'm going out with you
What?!
My juniors will be confused!
My sister!
She's literally your sister!
Asagi-san, your feelings have been conveyed!
But, you know...
It's only the fourth time, right?
What are you talking about? It's not the fourth time!
It's not!
From the beginning...
Asagi-san...
It's really different!
There are different kinds of "starts"
There are different kinds of "beginnings"
Now, let's go to the couple seats!
Congratulations!
Welcome!
Congratulations!
Asagi-san!
That's great!
Now...
The woman has been left behind!
She's really left behind!
She's left behind!
What will happen to the woman?
There are still three women left!
And four men!
Daigo Stage!
What can we do about it?
It's Yahagi Daisakusen.
There are only two animals left.
Hey, you guys, you can't lose!
Today, we'll take all the girls home!
Let's go!
Let's do it!
Let's go!
First, Yahagi-san.
And then, Kotouge.
And then, Akkie.
What's going on?
Daisakusen!
You can't control the leader!
I don't think the leader will go there.
The leader, too?
Who did you choose?
It's here!
Let's start with those three dirty people!
You're embarrassing me!
You need love in a circus!
Let's hear your reasons, Yahagi-san.
First of all, she's beautiful.
But we don't have that quality.
Humans ask for things they don't have.
And she's young.
And there's only dirty people!
Kotouge!
And there's only dirty people!
I thought you were saying something vulgar...
Actually, we can be vulgar.
But when you say it directly,
but when you say it directly,
we can be vulgar.
We can be vulgar if you say it like that.
Can you do KIST, Kotouge?
I can eat it!
No, I'm not going to kiss you. I'm going to eat you.
I'm going to eat you, Ms. Debi.
That's love at its best.
Akiyama, you chose Ms. Nami earlier.
I couldn't convey my feelings.
When I asked myself, Ms. Debi came up to me.
She has a beautiful heart.
She's pure white.
Erotic woman.
I'm not an erotic woman.
It's not for you.
Congratulations.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Let's go. Will they become a couple?
A group of people.
No, it's impossible.
I don't think it's possible.
A man and a woman.
As expected, a man and a woman.
Boss, are you leaving me behind?
Boss, if you don't come with me, I'll just be a monster!
That can't be helped.
It was a different kind of woman, but...
What do you think, Yahagi-kun?
She has a regular face and is pretty.
She also seems smart.
Out of the four of you, Yahagi-kun was the best.
Yes.
Before that, it was Jihara-san.
Ah, that's right.
She was a junior.
Do you remember before that?
I don't remember.
But, after all, a fool is a fool.
While pointing out...
If you stay behind, you'll end up like this!
A fool is a fool.
What a simple curse!
A fool can't be saved.
Even though she's a famous woman...
A fool can't be saved.
It was fun, but...
In the end, it was Yahagi-kun who was saved.
I like Yahagi-kun better.
I like him completely better.
I'm glad!
You two look like a bad couple!
But it looks like you're having fun!
Let's do it together!
I hope you two can make a lot of money!
Now, please hold hands and go to your couple seats!
This is a good match!
It's good!
It's a good match!
Let's do it together!
Did you sit in the middle?
Then it can't be helped!
Why?
I like it here!
You like it here? Then let's do it here!
I like it there!
You like it there?
I'm sorry!
It's true!
You two look like a bad couple!
A bad couple!
A evil couple!
On the fifth stage, after this...
Ryo once again chose No. 73!
A splendid couple.
That's great!
We did it!
And so, the climax of "Jukumagudon" too.
In the end, only "Akiyo Gakkou" is left.
This is bad. This is really bad.
The woman is the youngest, Ms. Marcia.
That's right, but it's weird.
No, it's not weird.
It's fine, but...
But now, we have to worry about the two people in front of us.
It's tough, isn't it?
Either of them will become a couple.
Either of them will become Ms. Marcia's man.
First of all, from "Kotouge".
And "Akiyama".
No way, it's the same?
No, it's not.
No way, it's the same?
It's the same again?
They're wearing the same thing.
Who on earth are you?
Huh?
Ms. Marcia!
You're here!
Ms. Marcia!
You came here and became popular, Ms. Marcia!
You did it!
Why did you reject Ms. Marcia?
I was really the second one, Ms. Marcia.
Again...
All the time.
But there were more and more attractive women, so I couldn't push her.
But now, Ms. Marcia is...
You're saying something like "all the time, second one".
No, no, no.
If you're the second one, you should be the next one.
That's right.
But now that I see you like this, you're really passionate.
I really want to share my passion with you.
You want to dance?
I want to dance.
Then, what kind of dance?
Let's have a dance battle.
What kind of dance?
Let me show you.
That's good. Use your legs mainly.
That's terrible.
Let's continue.
Compared to the others, I'm young.
You're not mature enough.
But when I see you alone, you look like a mature woman.
Is that so?
You're saying that on purpose.
That's right. You're a mature woman.
Only mature people see you like that.
But he's passionate about you.
I want to see your passion.
My passion?
Kotomuki has a lot of passion.
A lot of it.
Oh!
He's so happy!
I'm sorry.
Kotomuki!
Boss! Boss! Boss!
You guys!
Boss is calling you.
Go!
He's so excited.
Now, let's begin.
Who will be in a relationship with whom?
It's none of your business.
"London Hearts".
Next week, we'll have "Punch Come Special" at 7 p.m.
Who will be in a relationship with whom?
On earth, there are only these two men.
Barcia is the ultimate two-tackle team.
Gotoge and Akiya.
Who do you want to leave behind?
That's a nasty way of looking at it.
You're a pervert!
I'm not asking you.
This way!
Alright!
What's up with you, Marcia-san?
Your passion for mountaineering doesn't get through.
I'm a white type.
A white type? But...
I want to do my best...
So I think I'll be dyed in your color.
If you say that, I'll really start the engine.
That's right.
Are you serious?
No, I'm just...
I'm scared of you.
Then...
I'm sorry, Marcia-san.
I don't like your skirt.
First of all, say hello to the boss of the city.
Go to the tackle seat.
Thank you!
Alright!
Congratulations!
I've been doing it for a long time.
It's the same today.
I'm going to do it with a new person.
Alright!
The last person on this earth...
Will go on a small hike!
Finally!
Who is it?!
There's only one person.
I really don't like this.
But there were people who said they like small hikes.
Really?!
That's right. You can't see through it.
Who told you that?
I can't tell you that.
Just touch me and tell me.
Huh? No one...
You didn't.
Not even once!
You said it so many times!
Not even once!
Huh? Not even once!
Unfortunately, no one gave you an offer.
You're lying!
So you're staying because you have to.
Right, lady? That's what you mean, right?
Yeah...
What do you mean "yeah"?
It's so short!
Is there something you can't say to anyone?
Not even once! Not even once!
Not even once!
What if you put on a wig?
Wig?
Like a ramen shop owner.
Why do you put on such long wigs at night?
Unfortunately, the last one standing is Kotouge!
That's it for the Ultimate Love Simulation, "Juku Magedon"!
What did you say?!
I want to go out...
Next week's Sanchican Special will be announced!
This week we have a total of 47 guests. From night show to Sanchican Special!
First up is Masami Nakasawa and Ayame Gouriki.
Come out and tell me your name!
"Zunki" (popular)
Do super popular actresses know my name?
You're lying!
Here you go
Next up is Hikako Kintan. Is she really a good woman?
It's hot!
Cheers!
Azushi goes into a female celebrity's house and thoroughly checks their hospitality and comfort!
I'm on the hospitality side now!
Until morning, he stays at home and explores women's faces!
It's hot, isn't it?
And in this week's Beauty Cup, men, women and girls will compete for beauty!
Sanchican Special starts at four o'clock, earlier than usual!
You're ruining the show!
This show has been brought to you by these sponsors.
It's too much!