AISubs v3.7
"London Hearts" Tonight is "Musical Special"!
From "Prank Musical" to "Three Months",
"Panther" Ogata and "Collaboration Actress" Setsuko,
and "Emergency Operation" Kyoko to prevent "Super Meaty Man" from going berserk.
"Rongu" Ayushi and "Zakiyama" become "Tricksters",
"Kakeyama" is "Trickster",
Hold it up!
Run away!
and "Oshii" is "Trickster".
It's a one-sided game.
It can't be helped.
"Kakeyama" is "Trickster" on their way.
But for some reason, they betray each other.
No way!
Hey, let's go!
"Kakeyama" is "Trickster" and "Oshii" is "Trickster"!
"Rongha" and "Zakiyama" go on five trips in a row.
"Kakeyama" is "Trickster" and "Oshii" is "Trickster" for 45 times!
It's 5:15 in the morning.
In a bar near Tokyo Inter,
"Kakeyama" and "Zakiyama" want to get together as soon as possible.
This time, "Kakeyama" has only told us about "Rongha",
but he hasn't told us about his plan at all.
Is that how it is?
The person who called you here is a manager and driver.
He must be angry.
What's with this guy?
Cheryl, you bastard!
He's amazing, isn't he?
He's tough, isn't he?
He's amazing, isn't he?
Is that so?
He's tough, isn't he?
Oh, I see.
Hey, you! Get in!
Get in!
And,
"Kakeyama" told "Zakiyama" about their meeting at 15 minutes past the scheduled time.
"Kakeyama" and "Zakiyama" arrived at "Zakiyama"
You're late! "Zakiyama" you're late!
"Zakiyama" told "Zakiyama" about their plan for today
Are you going on a trip?
What's wrong?
You're late!
I'm not scared! I'm scared!
What do you mean you're scared?
I'm not going to do anything bad!
I'm going to heal myself!
You're talking about me, right?
We're going to "London Hearts" today
Oh, I see.
"Zakiyama" and "Zakiyama" arrived at "London Hearts"
Stop it!
Why are you making fun of me?
There must be something!
There's nothing!
This is a bus like this!
It's a bus like this!
So you're behind me?
Oh, I see.
It's me!
"Zakiyama" and "Zakiyama" are laughing at "Zakiyama"
You're doing something!
I'm not!
"Zakiyama" and "Zakiyama" are going on a trip to heal themselves
It's like a normal trip
It's like an off-topic trip
It's not like an off-topic reaction
It's like an off-topic reaction
It's time for breakfast
I'm so happy!
They're given rice balls
Excuse me
It's okay
Thank you for the meal
It's good!
It's different from the others
It's good!
What?
Poison?
What is it?
It stinks!
You can't say it stinks!
It's good!
It's rare!
Are you okay?
Tea, tea!
Tea comes out of his mouth.
I don't like it!
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it.
Takemo drank super bitter senburi tea.
It's bitter!
Is it because of the smell?
Do you feel it?
What are you doing by yourself?
It's been two hours since we left Tokyo.
The first place we visited was Isglan Park.
This is a popular place for children and adults to play in nature.
Five adults.
That's good.
4,500 yen.
Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors to decide who pays 4,500 yen for five people.
Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors. Rock-paper-scissors. Rock-paper-scissors.
You go first.
No, you lost.
It's men's rock-paper-scissors, right?
Are you kidding me?
If you say rock-paper-scissors now, it's only men's rock-paper-scissors.
Let's pay for the winner.
Rock-paper-scissors. Rock-paper-scissors.
Alright, alright.
Rock-paper-scissors. Rock-paper-scissors.
Takeyama wins.
That's how it usually happens.
Are you serious?
He's serious now.
Are you serious?
That's how it really is.
You did it with your voice.
Oh, here it comes.
Where did you know about this?
I knew it.
I'm sorry.
So, the winner, Takeyama, bought a ticket for five people.
Then, what about Zakiya?
You don't have a camera, do you?
What?
You don't have a camera?
You only paid for four people.
What do you mean?
You don't have a camera.
It's private.
No, we can't do it here.
Because...
We can't do it here.
What will you do?
The staff will pay you 30 yen.
One person will pay you 700 yen.
It's cheap.
Two tickets are expensive.
Two tickets are 4.5 yen.
In the end, Takeyama decided to buy a ticket for all the staff.
What kind of company is this?
It's like a bad company.
Is this a newspaper company?
Thank you for always helping us.
Thank you very much.
Can we all go now?
Thank you very much.
Can we all go now?
Thank you very much.
Why are you lining up?
I'm looking forward to it.
Get out of my way!
Can we all go now?
Thank you very much.
Due to Takeyama's manliness, the cast and all the staff were eliminated.
- Wow, it looks fun! - I like things like this. - There's a lot of things!
What did Masu see?
- An interesting bicycle! - It's quite an interesting title!
- An interesting bicycle! - An interesting bicycle reception!
- Hey, this is not something an entertainer shouldn't ride! - This is not something an entertainer shouldn't ride!
- Ah, you can pull this kind of bicycle! - Wow, there's a lot of bicycles!
- Ah, so it's like this! - Eh, what's this? - Ah, I see!
- How do you ride it? - Everyone can ride it! - It's fun!
- Wow, what's this? - Everyone can ride it! - Wow, amazing!
Masu is going to try riding this five-person bicycle!
- Wow, amazing! - What's going to happen? - Will it turn? - Eh, what's going on?
- It's fun! - It's scary!
- You can't go anywhere! - It's scary! - You can't go anywhere!
- The brakes don't work! - The brakes don't work! - They don't! - It's true!
- It's really scary! - Come on!
- It's so scary! - Come on, come on, come on!
- Come on!
It hurts
I'm the only one in pain
Only Takeyama is in pain
It's getting worse
Isn't it labor?
Everyone is in pain
Isn't it labor?
I'm the only one working and it's like labor
What are you talking about?
The next one is Hato Meta Bicycle with one handle
Should we go this way?
Why don't you try it?
Ready go
I'll leave it to you
You can do it!
Yes!
Only Takeyama is in pain
It hurts
It hurts?
Burn!
It's labor again
Pay for it
Burn!
I want to do it
Be conscious
Ready go
Burn at the start!
You have to do it at the start
You can't save it
For Takeyama and Glocky, the funny bicycle ends here
I'm thirsty
You're thirsty, aren't you?
Here you are.
Thank you.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Takeyama's clothes.
What are you doing?
You're funny.
What are you doing?
He pretended to trip and drank Takeyama's clothes.
I'm sorry.
You're wet.
You're cute.
It's me!
It's me, my dear.
You're wet.
It's none of your business. I'm wet.
It's none of your business.
It's none of my business.
It's none of your business. You're like a drunken man.
It's none of my business.
They went to find Takeyama's clothes.
There are nice clothes.
It's stylish.
It's nice.
Thank you.
It's rich.
It's for children, isn't it?
It's not expensive, is it?
It's nice.
Will it fit me?
It's the best.
Can I wear it?
Yes, you can.
Can I try it on?
Yes, you can.
Since they gave us permission, we'll try on this tank top for children.
Ah, it fits.
See, it fits.
Isn't it enough?
Isn't it too low?
It's too low for Japanese people.
See?
There's no problem at all.
There's a problem, right?
There's definitely a problem, right?
It's small, right?
It's not small.
It said 160cm.
It's heavier at the bottom.
Next is the short pants.
This is also for elementary school and high school students.
It definitely won't fit at the top.
Will it fit?
Ah, it fits.
It fits, right?
No, no.
Can you do it?
No, it's really...
It's lifting up.
It's weak, it's weak.
Can it break like that?
It's because you lifted it up.
Next is the hat.
Frog's pouch.
Frog-colored sandals.
Yukata and other clothes.
In the end...
Ah, it doesn't fit at all.
It doesn't fit at all.
See?
It looks like a bear.
After changing their clothes at Takeyama Jibara,
their next destination is...
What's that?
There's a ball!
Wow!
Nice!
This looks fun!
Nice!
This is a popular attraction where you go in and roll around on the water.
Water balloon!
That's a good number of people.
Why don't you do it, Mr. Rondo?
What?
What's that?
Why are you two doing that?
What's that?
If you two are going to ride it, I'll treat you.
I'll treat you.
I want to see it!
I think everyone wants to see it!
I want to see it!
I want to see you riding it!
With that said, first up is the 20th anniversary combination of Rondo and Rondo.
Rondo boots, strawberry, 20th anniversary!
Sit down.
Wow!
That's nice!
Wow!
That's dangerous!
That's rare!
I can't see you two!
What's going on?
It's pushing!
What's going on?
Wait!
Somehow, they were dragged to the water balloon race.
Water balloon!
Water balloon is too heavy!
It's serious!
The sound is...
It's tiring!
You two, please cooperate!
Stand up
Your face color is crazy
It's hard
I can't run
Naturally
You did it on purpose, didn't you?
No
Can you join us?
It's better for you three
After this
Akeyama's fist bomb
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
A journey of five rockers.
Next, Takeyama, Ariyoshi and Zakiyama will go to the water balloon.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
They're holding hands.
Turn around!
Hey!
Give him a rebound!
It's no fun!
Hey!
Turn around!
Sir, roll me up! Roll me up!
Then, Ariyoshi...
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Don't do it again!
I'll get scolded one day!
Why do you think like that?
Because it's no good!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
Take off your pants! Pants!
Let's go home! Let's go home!
I don't feel like saying anything.
Takeyama-san, your pants...
You should fix your pants, Takeyama-san.
Following Ariyoshi, Zakiyama also goes outside.
Then...
Fix your pants! Fix your pants!
Takeyama-san, your pants...
What?!
That's enough!
They throw in the balloons connected to the course.
That's enough!
Go! Go! Go!
That's enough!
Hey!
There are balloons in the balloon!
Hey!
That's amazing!
It's big!
Stop it!
It's big!
It's really big!
Takeyama-san, ears! Ears!
Ears! It's dangerous!
Run away!
This is...
The sound is great!
He is dead!
The sound is not a secret, so it's amazing!
It doesn't break, even if it's cut off.
It doesn't break!
It broke!
I'm glad it broke!
It broke, it broke!
It comes three times.
The balloon breaks and it comes three times.
They went to Atami to have lunch.
Then, they got a complaint from Takeyama.
It's weird for me to pay for it.
Can you not do that?
There are some fun things about eating healing food.
We all enjoyed it.
That's fine, but the money is different.
Let's do that. The person who catches fire in one shot will pay for it.
I see. Let's do that.
Let's decide on that.
If you catch fire, you'll pay for it.
If you don't catch fire, you'll pay for it.
Let's do it again.
First, Takeyama.
If you don't catch fire, you'll pay for it.
You did it.
You caught fire.
Takeyama, you're good at catching fire.
They decided to have lunch at Takeyama's house.
Takeyama, what do you want to eat now?
Sashimi.
Aji-don would be good.
Fish?
If you want to eat fish...
No, no, no. I can't eat it.
Grill it for me.
It's too hot.
I can't eat it.
Why me?
It's so hot.
Go away!
It's too hot.
It's too hot for me.
You're the worst.
Why me?
It's not Takeyama's lunch.
Eat it quickly.
What?
The tape will stop.
I don't want to eat it when the tape stops.
Hurry up and eat it.
You're too heavy.
You're stupid.
You like fish, don't you?
It's too hot for me.
Put it in your mouth.
It's good, isn't it?
There's no more tape.
Can you stop the camera for a second?
While Kusaya-shu is floating, the bus arrives at Atami.
The lunch place is Laruma, a local but popular restaurant where you can fully enjoy the taste of the sea.
This restaurant specializes in giant anago-don.
I'd like to go to a restaurant that doesn't leave an anago-don.
I feel like I'm going to hunt an anago-don.
And here, the staff asked the staff for their autograph.
Do you have it?
Is there one in the middle?
It's fine for today, right?
There's no ink.
There's ink on the back.
Ouch!
Unexpected electric shock!
Hey!
Don't write it down.
I can't write it down.
Why not?
I can't write it down because it's electric shock.
It's the scariest when you know what it is.
Don't press it.
It's fine.
Ouch!
You know what it is, don't you?
It hurts!
Don't write it down.
I'm sorry.
Are you an actor?
You're really good at it.
And ten minutes later...
Wow!
Special Anago-don, a specialty of the restaurant.
Wow!
It's huge!
It's overflowing!
It looks so good!
It smells good.
This is so good!
Can we finish it all?
We can't leave any.
And for Takeyama...
It's a service from the restaurant.
It's huge!
Can we finish it all?
Is it just me?
It's good.
Special Anago-don, a specialty of the restaurant.
Let's eat!
Wow!
It's good.
How do you eat it?
It's good!
I can't lift it up.
It's good.
While everyone is enjoying it,
Takeyama is quiet.
Are you in a bad mood?
No, I'm not.
It's such a good Anago-don.
Why?
The balance of rice and Anago-don is really bad.
I can't eat rice at all.
I'm sorry.
Anago-don is the main dish.
Should we order something else?
Excuse me!
Can we have some recommendations?
Yes, we'd like that.
15 minutes later...
Takeyama has a recommendation for him.
It is...
Aji-don?
Aji-don.
What is it?
Kusaya, isn't it?
I don't recommend this shop.
I don't recommend it.
Kusaya is bad, isn't it?
After all, it's Kusaya.
I don't know this shop.
After all...
What?
What did you say?
What?
How is your speech?
It's pretty good.
I can't eat it.
What?
I can't eat it.
Then you can't eat it.
Why? Stupid, stupid, stupid.
If you say so, I'll do my best.
Which one is it? What is it?
Kusei-don was left to Ryo-kun.
And Kake-uma ate the rest of the anabudon.
That's right. I forgot to push this.
I forgot to push the touch switch.
That's right.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Kake-uma-san's back...
There is a touch switch here.
The speed changes at once.
Here we go.
Yes, pochitto!
Ah, it went in, it went in.
Kake-uma-san forgot about it right away.
That's right.
Giant Bamboo.
Bamboo bamboo.
It's hot!
I'm sorry!
You ate such a delicious thing!
I'm sorry for being violent in front of you!
Do you want some curry?
I can't eat it with curry!
Did you press the switch?
I'm begging you, don't press it!
You can't even put your tongue in it!
That's the worst!
My stomach!
My stomach hurts!
It looks delicious!
I can't eat it with my mouth!
Can you eat it?
I can't eat it!
Close your eyes!
I can't eat it!
Takeyama-san!
What's wrong?
Can you eat it?
Can you eat it with your mouth?
I'm sorry!
With your mouth!
It's disgusting!
You're not the first person to see gum!
What are you doing?
I'm scared
Everyone, I'm scared
I'm scared
I'm really scared
Don't apologize
I'm not Thomas
After this, Takeyama becomes Thomas
And with great force
He becomes Jitan
After eating, they go to Atami shopping street to buy souvenirs
It's relaxing here
It's hard to go shopping here
Yes
What I'm interested in is
A bag shop
They found a new bag shop
It's hard to find a bag
It's hard
They found a big bag and
What do you think of this, Takeyama-san?
It's perfect
It's the same size as Takeyama-san's bag
Let's go and see
It's cheap
It's cheap but
It's 9800 yen including Takeyama-san's bag
Is it included in Takeyama-san's bag?
Yes
It's not included
The shop owner said it
They put it in their bag
They're full of energy
They're sweating
So it's a different kind of challenge
I'm sure it's this one
It's this one but I'm sure it's this one
I'm sure it's this one but I'm sure it's this one
So he's going to put it in this bag as well
It's good
It's like Thomas
It's warm
You don't look like Thomas
You look like Hageman
What are you doing?
As they walk around the store
There's a lot of souvenirs
What do you recommend?
Squid menchi
Atami's local cuisine cooked with squid and horse mackerel
How about you, Jun-chan?
I'll buy one, since I'm here
What about you, Asu-san and Ryo-san?
You don't eat at home, do you?
I don't live alone
Why do I have to buy it?
I didn't say I'd buy it
I started paying for it all of a sudden, so I'll pay for it all
I'll buy five of them, so forgive me
Okay, I'll eat five of them
Squid noodles, horse mackerel and horse mackerel
I'm sorry, but I'll eat half of it
No, you won't eat it, so it's okay
No, it's okay, right?
No, you won't eat it
No, I'll eat only five of them
Only five of them? That's five and five!
Rock, paper, scissors, okay?
If I win, you have to buy it
Rock, paper, scissors!
One, two, three, four, five!
The winner gets five coupons!
This is really a rematch!
Let's play rock-paper-scissors!
Do your best!
Rock-paper-scissors!
I'll win!
Rock-paper-scissors!
I'm not an angel!
Rock-paper-scissors is not an angel's service!
Why?
It's not over yet!
Rock-paper-scissors is strong!
I thought I would never lose!
If you were an AKB member, you would have won!
It's a battle!
The five members who have finished shopping will go to Atami's Marina, which is their main destination for this time.
Everyone, after this, we will finally go to Yotenburo!
That's nice!
That island over there!
We will go to a bathhouse with an amazing view of the island over there!
Are we really going to cross that ship?
We are going to cross that cruiser!
Are you serious?
I can't see anything!
I'm finally excited!
You can't ride a cruiser, can you?
I'm excited!
Finally, we can ride it!
This is the cruiser.
It is equipped with nine people.
It will depart for its first island about ten kilometers away!
Wow, it feels good!
This is good!
Good!
This is a good day!
This really feels good!
It's a really good day!
If it's like this, I feel liberated and excited!
Yeah!
I get excited when it rains!
However, Tsukaron, who was excited,
It's shaking quite a bit!
No, it's quite scary!
It's scary!
It's shaking quite a bit!
It's shaking!
No, it's a lie!
It's a lie!
It's because of the chair!
It would be terrible if it came out of there!
It ran away!
No, I can't do it either!
Atsushi, I can't stand it! Escape!
It's up! It's up!
It's up!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I made a mistake!
It's shaking a lot!
I see!
It's so scary!
Atsushi, where did you go?
The weather is fine!
How about you, Atsushi-san?
I'm looking out of the window by myself!
With that, they somehow arrived at the port of Hatsushima!
And the five of them went to the hot spring bath where you can see the sea!
Look at this!
Wow!
It's good!
Wow!
This is amazing!
This is good!
This is amazing!
In front of you is the big sea rose!
Wow!
This is amazing!
Until now, there has been a lot of things, but...
There was!
Wow!
Please take all the fatigue from the journey!
No, no!
You can take it!
The fatigue from the day and...
This is the best fatigue!
The fatigue from the journey...
You look good!
This is good!
You look happy!
No, no!
This is good!
Can we go in?
Yes, you can go in!
Do you want to go in?
Why are you trying to hook me?
Can we go in?
Yes, you can go in.
And then...
What are you doing?
You scared me!
What?
You'll get hurt!
Wow!
You can't do that!
Once again, the five of them go in.
Wow!
It feels good!
What is this?
This is the best God!
I didn't know there was a place like this!
It feels good!
I'm sorry, Takeyama-san.
When I look at the sea, I want to scream.
Let's do it from Takeyama-san.
Why is it from me?
I won't do it!
Now it's Ryo-san's turn.
I wonder what it is.
Should we buy it?
Let's go!
And so, they scream something towards the sea.
Thank you, everyone!
A ship is leaving.
A ship is leaving!
Go! Go!
Thank you, everyone in AB!
Everyone in AB!
Thank you very much!
After that, when Takeyama started his attack,
Takeyama...
made a close-range cold water attack.
And then, Arioshi...
I'll kill you!
But...
After that, Maasaka betrayed him.
Atsushi put shampoo on Takeyama's head.
I'm sorry.
Hey...
Finally, me too!
And Ariyoshi too!
I don't know what you're talking about!
What is this?
Like this, the five people who enjoyed the spectacular open-air bath of Hamushima
went back to Atami and went back to the cruiser again.
From the order of getting in, they put on their life jackets.
And in the end, when Takeyama gets in...
He says he can't get on the boat because of a tain-over.
Is it impossible?
Someone get off!
If everyone needs someone to get off...
The island is no good!
You can't leave it on the island.
Isn't there some kind of replacement boat?
No, it's impossible!
It's impossible!
The banana boat is impossible!
The banana boat gets on board!
That's too much of a punch!
It's 2 o'clock!
Is it okay if we don't get caught?
You can't get on the banana boat!
We won't speed up like that either!
Seriously?!
That roadside banana boat...
I'm about to cry.
With their life jackets on, they set off!
I'm scared!
I'm scared of this!
It's a cannon!
It's a bomb!
I've never seen anything like it!
I'm so scared!
Is this okay?!
It's going to take about 30 minutes!
What is this?!
It's good!
Let me ride that wild horse!
We're going out to sea!
He's accelerating!
Whoa!
He's speeding up!
Whoa!
This is crazy!
Whoa!
Is this okay?!
What's going on?!
He's crazy!
What's going on?!
Whoa!
He's speeding up!
Whoa!
He's speeding up!
I'm scared!
Whoa!
He's shaking hands with you!
This is crazy!
Wow
It's coming
Cool
Wow
It's fast
Is it hot here?
It's hot
Are you okay?
It's coming
Oh no
Wow
It's coming
Wow
It's coming
Bye bye
Wow
It's coming
Wow
You did it, Hajime
Cool
Then, Takeyama found it
It's there
Takeyama
Take! Take!
Looks like he's safe
He's mad
Is he mad? Is he angry?
What should we do?
He's prepared
But in the end, he's allowed to ride as a clerk
Oh no
Oh no, oh no
He's mad, he's mad
Oh no
Damn it!
That's not good
Damn it!
It's like training for the US military
Saving! Saving!
A helicopter came