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You think I'm kidding you, don't you?
Arius-sensei has been teaching hard since Maneager, who is worried about his future high school life.
Tonight's special punch!
Ex-AKB and grad students who are worried about not having a job are getting along with each other without Maneager.
Do your best with your punching bag, punk!
I'm telling you to do your research!
In addition, the students are trying to overcome their serious worries.
If you say something lazy in the next seat, I'll beat you up.
What is it?
Arius-sensei's talent is really white.
We don't know anymore!
Usually, we say "we can still make it in time", but...
This time, it's a little...
What?
Is it that serious?
I don't want to say this, but some of you will fall into hell.
Since Hosoki-sensei!
It's not me!
Some of you may not know.
Is there anyone you don't know?
The second person from the right of the front row.
Who is it?
I'm an idol!
I know you're an idol, but...
The person in the back...
Nakamura-san has been very popular lately.
That's right.
The person next to you...
Can you tell me your name?
I'm Jikkuri-jirojiro-g-cup's Hosoki.
How is it?
She has the same pattern as me!
However! The long-awaited path consultation starts now!
So far, we have presented "DIE HARD" and "LAST DATE" with the support of sponsors as you can see.
Dr. Ariyoshi's talent path consultation!
This time, we will divide the members into four groups.
First of all, we will start with the three members of the former idol group.
There is a video that introduces their activities up to now. Please have a look at it.
The first one is a 29-year-old Norwegian.
It's completely different!
What? It's completely different?
When she was 22 years old, she joined AKB48 as a second generation.
Along with her colleague Yuko Oshima, she started AKB48.
And in 2009, she moved to SBN48 and became a captain.
Wow!
Yes, that's right.
Along with Megumi Ohtori and Serina, they became the main members.
However, in 2012, SBN48 disbanded.
After the disbandment, they challenged to perform on stage and released solo DVDs and other activities.
She is 30 years old this year.
She has no choice but to be anxious in the future.
Next is Mira Takeguchi, 23 years old.
In 2006, she passed the audition for idol group and became a solo singer.
Her colleague is Erica Yasano and her colleague is Kikuchi Ami.
They spent their busy days as idols.
In 2009, they graduated from idol group.
After that, they returned to their hometown Kansai and continued their talent activities.
Currently, one month off is 28 days.
Is there any ambition of going out of Tokyo again?
The last is Kusumiko Haru, 20 years old.
In 2005, with about 22,000 applications, only one person passed the 7th audition of "Morning Musume."
She is active as a fast-tracker and also obtained the center position.
In about one year, she successfully debuted as a solo artist.
In 2009, she joined "Morning Musume."
Since then, as a special model of "Kyan Kyan," who she admired, she spends a fulfilling daily life.
In the future, will she go on a modern path or take a different path?
It is time for a decision to be made.
There are 33 of you.
Ms. Haru, you seem to have a lot of experience.
However, you don't have much fame, do you?
That's right.
We don't know much about you.
However, Ms. Noro and Mr. Takeguchi's problems and Ms. Kusumi's problems are a little different.
I want to know more about you!
Some of your surveys are on the panel.
Let's look at them first.
The survey "Who is the rival in the ex-group?" is...
This one!
Noro-san, Serina, and Megumi Ohri are your rivals.
That's right.
Serina was really beaten up.
Well, it's obvious, isn't it?
She was beaten up.
She really was beaten up.
It's because Serina did her best.
No, no, no. I've heard that it's completely the power of the agency.
Stop it.
That's the worst.
Ohori-san, you got married, didn't you?
We've been in the same team since we were in AKB.
Besides, she got married and became a goalie before she fell down.
I think she's trying to be a wife-talent by stealing the spotlight again.
That's where her rivalry lies.
Noro-san's jealousy and jealousy is really amazing.
It's true.
But it's amazing.
It's really hard for me to say this.
That's right.
It's hard for you to lose your job.
It's really hard for me.
It's not like that, you know?
Takeguchi-san's rival.
She's an idol, though.
That's right.
Yazawa and Kikuchi.
These two are really good at variety shows.
When I first came in, Kikuchi-san said that he really respected me.
He said that and he was really nice to me.
However, as soon as I became popular, I didn't get any emails.
I just ignored it.
It's hard for you, isn't it?
It's hard for a senior who hasn't become popular to send you an email.
It's hard for you, isn't it?
Ms. Kusumi, you are still 20 years old.
Yes, I became a celebrity at 12 years old.
Do you have any rivals in your group?
No, I don't have any.
How about Ms. Yasukei, who is said to be the best morning girl?
Yasukei?
It's Yasuda Security Officer.
It's not Yasuda Security Officer.
How about Ms. Yasukei?
Ms. Yasukei is no longer in her prime.
She is no longer in her prime.
How much do you know about Ms. Kusumi?
Ms. Takeiemi.
Ms. Takeiemi is your rival?
She is a CM queen.
I think you can beat her.
Next, let's ask Ms. Kusumi about her target audience.
Ms. Noro is Ms. Koikeiko and Ms. Fukatsueri.
Ms. Takiguchi.
Ms. Wadakiko?
Ms. Wadakiko is your target audience?
It is written that you are a professional digger.
I am a professional digger.
I am from Osaka.
I work in a tiny apartment with only one manager.
Which is bigger, Osaka Pro-Wrestling or Osaka Pro-Wrestling?
They are completely different.
Which is bigger?
Osaka Pro-Wrestling.
Ms. Kusumi.
Your target audience is Ms. Yaguchi Mari.
Ms. Yaguchi is not my rival.
She is my target audience because she is better than me.
Ms. Yaguchi will become like Ms. Shibata Rie later.
Really?
Ms. Kusumi will also become like Ms. Shibata Rie in the end.
Ms. Yaguchi will become like Ms. Shibata Rie?
Yes, she will become like Ms. Shibata Rie.
Then I will go with Ms. Yaguchi.
I see, I see.
Next, we will listen to your mottoes.
I'm looking forward to it.
Your mottoes.
Noro-san.
Yes.
When it rains, the ground hardens.
Your mottoes.
When you were an AKB member, and you still are now.
Even though you completed your competition, you weren't there when it was important.
I see.
Even though you supported AKB before their debut in the world,
you weren't there when AKB reached its prime.
You weren't there.
It's the same with SDN.
Even though you said you were a captain and thought about other people's lives,
in the end, you got up and talked about your memories at the end of the year.
That's not Serina.
I see.
She is being pushed back.
She loosens and hardens and loosens again.
You are right. She is only doing "Under the Circle".
I want to quit "Under the Circle" soon.
Yes.
However, those who have supported you must continue to support you.
Yes.
That's how it is.
If you quit in the middle and say you want to get on top of Mikoshi,
I see.
It's like giving back a favor.
You will be hated at once.
I see.
The members on top have become more expressive.
I want to work with Noro-san.
It was about to come out.
I see.
Wait a minute. Don't tell me you're talking about the incident?
Yes.
You know a lot about it.
I know a lot about it.
I have experience with it.
You're 29 years old.
Today is the day.
Yes.
Right now.
Right now, "Horipuro Osaka" has fired me.
"Horipuro Osaka"?
You're not firing me, are you?
"Horipuro Osaka" is a well-established agency.
I have a question for you.
Can you call me "sakapuro" today?
sakapuro
You're not firing me, are you?
Go to Osaka. Go to Osaka.
What did you do in Osaka?
What I did in Osaka is...
I sold it to fans.
Can you sell it?
I can sell it.
Can you really do that?
At events...
I sold my original postcard and...
Can you sell it?
What is this?
You're scary.
What?
You're scary.
I'm alive and trying my best to live.
Can you sell this for 2,000 yen?
2,000 yen?!
No way!
I won't sell it!
That's a lot of money!
This is 2,000 yen?!
What?!
I won't sell it!
How many fans do you have?
20 people.
20 people?
Yes.
You're being eaten up by those 20 people, right?
That's right.
I did a live performance for 20 people...
You're being eaten up by those 20 people, right?
But I know how you feel.
I started with 10,000 fans...
and eventually it was 11 people.
It decreased?
I sold karaoke tapes to those 11 people.
I recorded it in Karaoke Box and bought it for about 1,000 yen.
Wow, that hurts!
It hurts so much that I can't live.
I see.
That's how it is.
Next, a house! What kind of house do you live in?
It's like this.
Noro has one room and a rent of 100,000 yen.
And you, Takiguchi-san?
I'm from my family.
I'm from Osaka.
And you, Kusumi-san?
One room and a rent of 180,000 yen!
That's a lot of money!
180,000 yen!
Aren't you too lucky?
You're 20 years old!
Do you pay for everything yourself?
No, I don't.
You don't have to.
I've always been from my family until four months ago.
All of a sudden?
At that time, we only had one radio.
And our manager put us in a pachinko show to make a living.
And we can sell pachinkos now.
That's great!
We have an AKB stage now and we're making a living selling pachinkos.
And now we have 100,000 yen.
That's great!
If you know a lot about pachinkos...
That's right. If you don't do your best at the job you're doing now, you won't be able to move forward in the future.
If you're doing it because you don't like it now, you're being rude to the staff.
Wow, that's true.
No, I don't think so.
You don't like the influence of pachinkos, do you?
No, I don't think so. That's what I live for.
You're talking too much.
You're a bad guy, aren't you?
No, I'm not like that.
But if you have enough space in your room, you can live in a pretty nice place in the city.
Besides, you have other living expenses, don't you?
Yes, I do have other living expenses.
But you have to make sure you have enough space.
Even in the bath, you don't have to make so much space.
You're kidding me, right?
If you're going to do that, you should just take a shower.
You know, some girls say that if you work out a lot, you'll lose weight.
But it doesn't work at all!
She's got a lot of fat in her back!
That's not true!
Swimming...
How does swimming have anything to do with it?
It does!
No, swimming is better than raining and getting fat.
If you do swimming, your fat muscles will tighten up.
I've been doing it since I was little, so you're not supposed to say that.
She's got a reason for it!
It's not just a reason!
Noro-san!
Don't eat it!
You have a bad mouth, Noro-san!
I don't have a bad mouth at all!
It's just that I was a little conceited, so I'm going to end it here.
You can be conceited!
Let me live today!
Because I only have today!
It's okay!
I understand you very well!
Do you want to lose weight?
I do! I really do!
How many years have you been fat?
I've been fat since I joined AKB.
You've been fat, haven't you?
It doesn't change.
It doesn't change, but it's recognized that you're fat, right?
I think I'm a little bigger than most people.
My skeleton is a little bigger.
I want you to cut it off.
You can't say, "Don't make Fukatsu Eri-san your goal."
You're already one, right?
You're Shimazaki Wakako-san, right?
You should be aiming for it!
I see!
You don't have to lose weight.
People who come to work are usually like that, but they don't look like they're doing anything wrong.
In that sense, you don't have to lose weight or do gravure with your appearance, do you?
Wait a minute! In my case, I may be fat, but my face is pretty good.
It's not good!
Look! You were in AKB, weren't you?
I was there!
There were a lot of cute girls, weren't you?
There were, but the first time I applied for it was because I thought it was ugly.
Originally, AKB started by gathering girls in their 4th and 5th grade.
In your case, you're the ugliest there.
But the reason I applied for it was because I thought it was ugly.
No, you can't talk about it anymore!
As long as you say "I'm cute" or "If I lose weight a little more, I can do gravure", you can't talk about it anymore!
Okay, I'm ugly.
Yes.
I'm fat.
I have a bad personality.
"I have a bad personality" came out of nowhere!
It's bad!
It's okay. It's bad.
But if you accept it, your future will open up.
If you accept it...
If you do that, your face will become a little more gentle and you will become cuter.
I'm strong now.
You're strong now.
Yes.
You have to do something to survive.
Because of course!
That's why you're here today.
That's right.
But you've left enough marks.
You think you can only do it today, don't you?
You think you have to do it.
But that doesn't mean you have to say a lot of things.
It's important for you to say a lot of quality things.
You're just saying a lot of things.
The young man in the back is really upset!
It's coming to my mind.
That's right.
When you're at a good point, come out properly!
When you're asked to come out properly, come out properly!
That's what it means.
That's amazing!
It feels good!
I see.
That's what it means.
I'm learning a lot.
In your case, Takiguchi-san, is it a little...
difficult?
It's difficult!
Did you have a hard time at work?
I had to do something about it.
But of course you don't think you can be an idol, do you?
You want to do a job that doesn't show your face, don't you?
Stop it!
The reason I joined the entertainment world is because I admired Morning Musume.
If I have a chance to do it...
Wait a minute!
Noro-san, what's wrong? Are you angry?
What's wrong?
I understand what you're saying.
But there's one thing I don't understand.
What is it?
I want you to become Ago-san Shimazaki.
That's just an example!
It's not that big of an example!
I want you to tell me what we should do before we become Ago-san Shimazaki.
I see.
I'll tell you in detail.
What we should do first is...
I told you earlier, but you should do your best on Pachinko shows, you idiot!
I told you about Kinkii!
I told you about Kinkii earlier!
Kinkii and AKB...
For example, if you disband in 1 or 2 years, you'll do it.
But sometimes you can't keep up with a pachinko show alone.
Graduates will come more and more.
If you say that, the entertainment world is like that.
But as Ariyoshi said,
Ariyoshi says that only pachinko shows will come now,
but I don't think he's doing his best at his job now.
When you said you were doing a pachinko show,
didn't you think everyone would laugh at you?
I think everyone behind you has experienced it.
It's good, isn't it?
If you do it alone, you'll think it's a bad job.
But I don't think that's the case.
I'm sorry. I was happy.
It's not bad, it's really intense.
I'm starting to regret it.
- Now? - Yes, now.
Noro-san, you said earlier that today is your chance.
Whether you'll sell or not, whether you'll ride or not.
But like that,
if you say something bad, you'll end your life in one shot.
- I see. - I'm not saying I'll regret it today.
It means you're out in one shot.
I'm out in one shot.
Don't shake! Don't shake!
- I'm scared! - I'm sorry, but it can't be helped.
It seems like everyone has their own worries,
but they advise everyone to do their best at the job they're given now.
Dr. Aryu's "March On" Consultation.
Next up is "Gravel Group".
The first one is Emi Kobayashi, 30 years old.
In 2002, while studying at Aoyama Gakuin University,
she made her debut as a professional gravel rider as a big rookie from her boss's office.
It's "barter dance".
Since then, she has appeared in various variety programs, and has been active in quiz programs, taking advantage of her education background.
However, as she gets older, her work decreases.
Now that she is 30 years old, she is struggling.
The second is Nana Ozaki, 30 years old.
Taking advantage of her makeup body, as a gravure idol, she puts on a little break in the middle of late-night programs.
Also, she co-starred with Arius-sensei in a variety program where various idols from various backgrounds gather.
However, her main job as a gravure idol is getting more and more extreme.
Now that she is 30 years old, she has no hope for the future.
This is an erotic video!
The last is Chise Nakamura, 26 years old.
Taking advantage of her passing the movie "Swing Girls" audition, she moved from Fukuoka to Kyoto.
In 2006, she starred in "Go! Go! Sentai Adventurer".
In 2010, she was selected for "Nittelegenic" and "Junchon ni Omowaru Tango".
I really can't do it! I'm doing my best!
She doesn't take much breaks and decides to come back in "Kumada Isayama Project" in "Ronha".
However, only Marutaka and Yazawa are active.
In the current regular program, there is only one idol league that is in cooperation with Arius-sensei.
Well, everyone is approaching 30 years old and I don't know what to do.
But you still want to continue, right?
Yes, we want to continue.
Everyone wants to do gravure.
What is this?
Well, you are 30 years old.
That's right.
Can you continue doing gravure?
I want to stop it.
You want to stop it.
I want to stop it.
You have shown it to everyone for 30 years, right?
That's right. I have shown everyone my swimsuit for 11 years.
You don't have a place to show it, right?
I only have it here or there.
That's true.
I'm at my limit.
Ozaki-san has a DVD and an erotic DVD.
I don't know.
You have it in your heart.
I have seen it before.
You rub your crotch against something like this.
You do it, don't you?
Just a little bit.
It means you are not a man.
I want to see it.
First of all, I want to see how many days you have a month off and how you spend your days off.
Here.
And here is how you spend your days off.
Kobayashi-san.
Yes.
You have about three quarters of a month off.
That's right.
And you spend your days off by practicing golf or massaging.
Are you a celebrity's wife?
I want to be like you!
That's true.
I want to be like you!
Ozaki-san.
Yes.
You have about 20 days off in your free month.
That's right.
On your days off, you sleep until noon, go to an esthetician or a beauty salon, and have dinner with your friends at night.
She's a celebrity.
What's up with you?
Except for Nakamura, I don't go out for a month.
I only have shows with Hario-san.
And on my days off, I go to an esthetician or a cooking class.
What's that?
That's great.
I have a car, too.
You have a car?
That's great.
What do you drive?
It's a BMW Z4.
I have a question for you three.
Are there people like you?
Without you, it's impossible.
There's no one like you.
You have a strong body.
I'm working hard at my part-time job.
She works at an Ebisu takoyaki shop.
I told you.
She brought a takoyaki.
I don't have a part-time job, but I sell clothes at Yahoo auction.
That's dangerous.
That's not good.
The auction is dangerous.
Do you do the auction properly?
Yes, I do.
How much do you earn if you do it once?
I sell about ten clothes and earn about 30,000 yen.
He's a good person.
That's right.
I can earn a lot of money at Yahoo auction.
Let's see what kind of house you live in first.
You live in this house.
Subaru lives in a house of 120,000 yen.
Ozaki lives in a house of 130,000 yen.
Nakamura lives in a house of 130,000 yen.
Is that true?
Is it true?
Let's be honest here.
Is it true?
No, it's not.
Pretend you don't know.
It's just a rumor.
I heard there is a cabaret club like yours.
I heard there is such a shop.
Did you do it on purpose?
Ozaki, what are you doing with 130,000 yen?
That's what you're probably not doing now.
I want to buy a swimsuit and take a picture.
A fan can come and take a picture without permission?
That's right.
How much does one person pay for a photo session?
It's about 8,000 yen for one part.
8,000 yen for all you want to take?
So one person pays 32,000 yen?
That's right.
32,000 yen for four parts?
How many people come?
There are a lot of people at the end of the year.
20 or 30 people.
32,000 yen!
That's 640,000 yen for one time!
Did you do it on purpose?
Sometimes I get angry.
Sometimes I get upset.
I don't do it that much.
But you did it before.
I did it.
Next, a person with a free will and a goal.
Kobayashi-san is like this.
Kobayashi-san is a beginner and unforgettable.
Her goal is Yuka.
Yuka, you're doing a skit with Shimura-san, right?
Me, too!
You were in it!
I was in it!
Even now?
I graduated last year.
Did you have a graduation system?
I don't have any offers anymore.
There was a young person in it.
Who is it?
Shimura-san, you have such weird hobbies!
It's not like that at all!
It's just that you chose a girl who can do variety shows.
I'm also in it.
I'm more of a girl who can do knee pads.
You can do knee pads for Shimura-san.
Yes.
Shimura-san, you're not paying for it!
You're right!
You're not paying for it!
We're only paying for it.
Ozaki-san, like Hoshi's "Autumn"...
Yes.
I'm also in gravure and variety shows.
I'm also in dramas.
And in the end, I'm married to a big guy.
Is that how you feel like you're in the entertainment world?
Like you're going to aim for a big guy?
No, I don't have that kind of feeling.
By the way, is there someone you're aiming for?
Who is it?
For me, it's Arioshi-san who's in the car right now.
Because you're single, right?
Yes.
That's what I hate the most!
No, I really think so!
You hate gravure idols the most, don't you?
Well, I've dated a few of them.
That's good!
Arioshi-san, Arioshi-san, that's right.
I'm sorry.
In the past!
Nakamura-san, you've been around for a long time.
Ogura Yuko-san!
Well, I've been in the entertainment industry for 10 years.
I've seen a lot of things.
I think girls who have their hair tied up are more popular.
Is that so?
That's amazing!
That's probably why.
Nakamura has a bad reputation for that kind of thing.
No, it's not like that!
You tend to hang out with the producers a lot.
No, it's not like that!
Kaji-san, you don't like it either?
No, I don't like it!
Kaji-san, you don't like it?
I don't like those kind of dark business that I hear about a lot.
But if you only look at the data, it's completely like you!
It's not about you!
No, it's not!
Now, please look at what the three of you think about the current job.
Mr. Kobayashi, I'm honestly dissatisfied with you.
Before you used to do rendora and variety shows regularly, but...
your gravure and demands are getting closer and closer.
That's right.
When I debuted, I wore a pretty big swimsuit and ran a little with a DVD, but...
my area of expertise is getting smaller and smaller.
Do you know the "after school electromagnetic wave club"?
Oh, the one that Sana and Imada were doing in the east.
That's what's prepared for you.
It's almost...
It's almost out there.
That's right, there's something like that out there.
But everyone's doing it, right?
Oh, but Ozaki's gravure DVDs are getting more and more intense...
and you start wondering what he's doing.
Nakamura, every day without a job is painful...
and his only regular show is getting more and more intense...
and his DVDs are getting more and more intense.
I'm sorry, but gravure idols around here...
are getting more and more intense.
- That's right. - That's right.
And that's why your area of expertise is getting smaller and smaller.
You have to open up to that point in order for it to sell.
But I don't want to go that far.
On the contrary, why don't you take it off, Kanan?
No, it's like we took it off and it fell off.
It's like it fell off.
But you've already fallen off!
No, it's not like that!
So you really don't have any offers from there?
From Muteki?
Muteki label?
I honestly do it every year.
Really?!
Muteki label?!
Manager-san, are you trying to refuse Muteki's job now?
That's right.
It's fine if you do it, right?
Manager-san...
Well, the timing is...
It's not strong!
Otaki-san, what do you want to do?
I want stability.
Well, stability is something you can only ask for in marriage, right?
- That's right. - Yes.
With your partner, right?
I can't even get married.
- Why? - Because I can't find a partner.
That's because you only like big guys.
That's impossible.
For example, let's say you're dating a big musician.
Would you sell the information that you're dating somewhere?
So you can become famous.
Yes.
She is twice as big as me.
What do you want me to do?
I want you to make me twice as big as me in order for me to sell.
Hey, hey, manager!
No, no, manager!
Would you like me to make you twice as big as me?
However, make me bigger.
That's it! That's the reason! That's it!
That's it!
Is it a marriage?
So, I really want you to make me twice as big as me in order for me to sell.
You want me to make you twice as big as me in order for me to sell.
What's different? What do you dislike?
I want you to wear clothes.
You became invincible. You can't stay naked in private for a long time.
That's right.
Even if you do it, it doesn't change.
There are many things.
For example, I don't like hand shaking.
I like to put on clothes.
What do you mean by "put on clothes"?
There is a hand shaking pose.
If you do it like this, you can't see the clothes even a little bit.
So, you like to shake hands with clothes on you, right?
That's right.
I like the thickness of T-bags and strings.
I haven't seen men do it.
So, you like to put on clothes?
Is it okay?
You like to put on clothes?
Yes, I like it.
That's how you change your mind.
I like it.
You can be a "clothes hanger".
"Clothes hanger"?
You can be more "hanger".
Why?
You can be a "clothes hanger hanger".
"Clothes hanger hanger"?
I thought you were a weird woman.
You can be a "clothes hanger hanger".
You are a "takeshi gang" now.
That's...
How do you like it, Manager-san?
Okay, let's start from the bottom.
Why?
It's fast.
The manager's...
With that kind of situation, Gradol's advice for them is "anyway, take it off".
After this, a young man and a teacher who are worried about a duo will help you.
From now on, we will provide you with the sponsors you see.
Next, young entertainers, Hannya Furuppon and Shizuru.
Nice to meet you.
I don't think they are that worried.
No, no.
You are full of confidence, Furuppon.
No, it's not like that for me.
In the sense of not being satisfied with the current stage,
in the sense of "one more stage",
I want to hear your advice.
That's right.
Among the preliminary surveys, the items concerned are "target person", "rival", and "actor's reputation".
And the three young men are worried about the difference between a duo and a trio.
I haven't been able to figure out how to make good use of "kawashima" and "meta" yet.
What I should say in this situation is "duo".
But it's probably the same for all three teams, right?
I think both teams have more exposure and the power balance between duos is a little bad in the current situation.
You don't want to do "tsukkomi", do you?
I say "shikiri" and "tsukkomi", but "kawashima" also wants to do "shikiri".
"kawashima" is "shikiri".
It's "shikiri" that you keep biting from beginning to end, but it doesn't work.
Don't you talk about it?
Yes, we do.
But we don't know much about each other.
I see.
We have different opinions, so without a third party...
But don't you talk about "kawashima" when you're drinking with your friends?
We talk about "kombiron" a lot.
What I say is that you have to give up "kawashima" once and for all.
I don't say you can't be on TV, but you have to give up "kawashima" once and for all.
If you work harder than others and have "kawashima" as your partner, I don't say you have to give up "kawashima".
But I think both teams want "kawashima" because they know it.
What do you think about it, "kawashima"?
What do you think I want from you?
He's listening to you.
You're cute.
He's listening to you.
If you talk about "kawashima" as a duo, is it different?
Of course, our voices are lower, but we don't talk about it.
We don't talk about it.
I'm 31 years old.
Age doesn't matter.
What do you do for a living?
I usually walk my dog.
That's cute!
I think "kawashima" is good like this.
Like comedians of Yoshimoto, if they say "kawashima" as they are on the same theater, people will look down on them.
If they say "kawashima" is funny to everyone, "kawashima" is funny to me.
I like it.
And when I was cornered like this...
No one cornered you!
I'm not cornering you!
When I was cornered like this...
People say funny things about me...
But why do you have to be told that?
The six of us here...
We have a lot of pride.
That's why...
Maybe it's because of pride...
You're not a blonde teacher, are you?!
His uniform and jacket are blonde, too!
No, no, that's not it!
Oh, stylist, you didn't have to say it like that!
Isn't he blonde?
Next, Shizuru!
Yes!
Well, there's not much of a difference between you and Konbi-chan, right?
But, Ikedai doesn't see you as much, right?
That's right!
He doesn't hear you as much, right?
You know...
There are times when a lot of people tell me that I'm funny.
And so...
"Oh, I'm funny!" I thought.
And so, when I came out on TV...
They said I wasn't funny!
To who?! To who?!
To the staff of "King of Conte"...
And so, when I was on "King of Conte"...
Out of the 3,000 groups, I was chosen as 8th.
And then, I got 4th place in the top group.
And so, a lot of the staff said I was funny.
And so, I thought, "This can't be for real!"
And so, when I came out on "Weekly Schedule"...
Murakami-san is the only possibility.
No...
Didn't you guys say I was funny?!
Why did you remove me?!
Then, I'm not funny!
Oh, you're not funny because you're not called out?!
I'm the type of person who gives out extreme Ikedai answers.
I like extreme arguments.
And so, when I'm minused, I'm always minused.
And when I'm positive, I'm positive.
And so, when I dropped and fell...
The shock was big, too.
But, you know...
It's not because you're not funny!
And so, I think Murakami-san is doing what he's supposed to do, right?
From my point of view, I think there's a bit of a difference.
But, I think he's funny, and that's why he's in the group.
And so, when Ikedai-san is evaluated for that part...
In the dressing room...
Behind the scenes of a movie...
And so, when Senpai Eni-san makes fun of him...
And so, Ikedai-san gets a lot of hate for that.
I know, I know.
And so, when I went to the set with that feeling in my head...
Even though it's a TV show, you can't switch it up and do it.
And so, I kept going with the funny moments of that moment...
And so, I thought, "Oh, I can't do it."
And so, I was laughing in the dressing room with Ikedai-san.
I know you're listening to me now, but...
I think Murakami-san is easier to understand.
Because he's in the TV show's frame, he's called out by people who fit in that frame.
That's right.
But, you can do it, right?
The laughter you put on the show.
I can do it!
Oh, is that so?
Yes, but...
No, I don't think you can do it.
You can do it, right?
I can do it.
Then you can do it, right?
You can do it, right?
In the future, yes.
I want to properly understand what I'm asking for and do it.
Are you doing well?
I'm doing well.
No, no...
Oh, you don't normally say it like that.
If an entertainer says it like that, I'm like, "What is he saying?"
No, but wasn't that Alius-san's joke terrible?
Are you doing well?
No, no, it wasn't terrible!
Are you doing well?
Yes, I'm doing well.
To see if you can do it or not...
You tried it.
You said, "Are you doing well?"
No way...
You reacted now.
You blamed it on Alius-san right away, didn't you?
Since Alius-san kindly gave you a pass...
Why is this ball so hard to kick?
That's terrible, on the contrary!
It's hard to get a pass like that!
But if that's fulfilling for you as Murakami, you can do it.
That's right.
I'm not complaining at all right now.
That's already thankful!
To have someone like Murakami by your side...
And to have a partner who says, "This guy is funny, so it's okay," by your side is enough!
That's right.
Really...
He's a being that can be thrown away.
No, it's not like that!
You're pessimistic!
Stop saying "plus" or "minus"!
After this, "fruit punch" disbanded.
And...
If you say anything cheeky, I'll punch you in the face.
Next, Furupon!
Yes, I'm the head of the club.
"Watari" is...
If I say something like this...
I don't want people to think "fruit punch" is bad.
"Watari" looks like a kind person.
He doesn't have much pride.
He's just not working hard.
That's not true!
I think "Watari" is a very kind and hard-working person.
No, I really want you to challenge yourself.
I don't think you know too much about losing.
Does that mean you're not fighting, "Watari"?
I'm not fighting!
"Watari", you look like you're having a hard time.
Then, let's see how much you've written in the survey.
The survey is amazing!
Is it true?
It's amazing!
Show me.
Why do you want me to show you?
How much do you trust me?
But it looks like you're paying a lot of attention.
I'm sure I wrote it.
If you read it all, you'll almost cry.
Should I read it now?
Read it!
What do you think about your current partner?
I'm worried that you don't think it's easier for you because you have more work as a partner.
What do you want from your partner?
Do you need yourself?
What are you careful about when you're with your partner?
Be careful not to spoil your partner's mood.
Have you ever thought about breaking up with your partner?
When you have more work as a partner and you feel like you're not needed by the public,
what would you do for your next job?
Muratami-san, you're terrible.
This is...
Muratami-san, how do you feel about this?
Well...
Before you say that, please think about it.
Well, I don't want you to think about it, but...
I'm not saying it like this now, but...
You said I'm terrible, but it's definitely not true!
It's definitely not true!
I don't think so.
It's not true!
Say it again!
It's not true!
People who didn't study will never pass the test!
You're right!
It's definitely not true!
The reason why you think I'm terrible is because...
I have the same opinion as the general public.
I don't want you to think I'm terrible, but...
I want to know what you think of me!
If you don't say it, you're terrible!
If you don't think about it, you can't pass the test.
First of all, I have to say what I said.
First of all, I will never pass the test.
I will never pass the test.
This is a big premise.
As I said, I think you're worried about me.
Recently, I've finally taken a little step forward.
You may think I'm not on good terms with you, but...
I'm not on good terms with you.
But...
I'm sorry!
That's what a duo is like, you know?
But recently we talk in the dressing room,
or you ask me "how was it back then?" and I say "it was like this"
There are times when it wasn't bad at all, and there are times when I'm glad you said it like this.
So of course I feel it a lot.
Of course I think you're worried about it.
But if that's the case, you should have said it first.
No, this guy...
No, if you don't show evil there, you'll be treated kindly.
When you look at me like this and say "fruit sponge, which one is evil?"
It's me! Definitely!
It's totally like that.
But is it really like that?
You're definitely evil.
If you're working hard, it's different.
And? You're evil.
Well, if you look at me like that, I think I look evil.
You're the one with a bad personality.
Well...
What?
You're the one with a bad personality.
Even though you're not bad in real life.
You're bad in personality, but you're not a bad guy.
Bad in personality? You're a bad guy!
Why?
If you don't like it, you don't have to accept it.
Well, I can accept it.
I have no choice but to live as I am.
But I haven't heard a single voice of Watari yet.
I don't know.
I saw the text of the questionnaire.
But I haven't heard what Watari thinks about it.
The increase of pin jobs is a very good thing for me.
I don't think it's frustrating.
It's a promotional campaign for "fruit sponge".
That's fine, but...
Well...
I'm worried about it.
I'm worried about my income, of course.
You have a family.
You're married.
I want to express my personality.
But I'm worried about it.
You're worried about it.
But anyone can worry about it.
It doesn't matter if you're a child, a student, or an N.S.C. student.
Even if you want to make a joke now, you're worried about whether you can make a joke or not.
You have to do it until you can make a joke.
If you can't answer it, you have to do your best until you can answer it.
Well, that's right, but...
But I'm not saying this because I hate Watari.
We all have to do it now, including me.
Until we grow up, the times won't wait for us.
Murakami, if you're lazy at the next drinking party, I'll kill you.
I heard there was a drinking party.
I didn't do it at that time.
If you do it again, I'll kill you.
There was a drinking party, right?
Murakami bit Ariyoshi.
I was there, too.
It's terrible.
Murakami said a lot of things to Ariyoshi in the second half of the show.
You don't remember, do you?
Well, I remember about three-quarters of it.
You remember about three-quarters of it.
I don't remember, but...
I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. I'm 100% wrong.
Of course you do.
It's like you didn't know.
I was told, "I'll do it whenever you want me to do it."
You said you'd do it?
You said you'd do it whenever you wanted me to do it?
You said you'd do it?
No, no, I meant you'd make me laugh.
You meant you'd make me laugh?
You mentioned it.
You were talking about it.
You knew what I was talking about.
You were talking about it.
No, no. You were saying, "Get out of here," right?
You were saying, "Get out of here," right?
I've never fought with you before.
You've said it before.
I bet you were really pissed off.
I'm not tired of it!
Can you say that even if you're pissed off?!
Three young comedians are worried about the gap between comedians.
Agius and Lonhar will observe for a while.
What should I do?
The last one is Yoshimura.
He is alone.
Let's ask him what he is worried about.
In April of 2013,
I have to get a regular.
That's what I think.
How can I get it?
Regular.
How can I get it?
If I say it now, I can get it.
It's solved.
Let's cheer for them with Agius' advice.
Thank you very much.
Wait! No, no, no!
Wow! You wrote about 3 pages!
That's right!
You have 3 pages of worries, but you are cheering for them with Agius' advice again!
Wait a minute!
Great!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You are OK, right?
I'm OK!
I'm not OK! I'm not OK!
Everyone, please close your eyes.
Thank you very much!
Thank you for your hard work!
Are you really cheering for them?
Watch out! Watch out!
I'm going to pee!
I'm so surprised! I'm going to pee!
Are you serious!?
Thank you for your hard work!
Is it really over?
It's over.
What a shitty life!
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