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Tonight, we'll blow away the cold with a three-hour long special!
My trip to Macau will be with my ex-boyfriend.
In 2012, when she was 20 years old, she did something like this behind her back.
I don't know about that.
She said "forbidden sauce rice" and "criticism".
The faces of the girls behind her back...
It's the hardest when you're wearing short skirts.
And we'll do it again this year!
A miracle of 2013 calendar audition!
I'm having so much fun!
A photo selected from a miracle shot of her transforming into a first-class professional,
will be shown for the first time as a calendar next year!
Out of over 19,000 photos,
we'll pick one shot that will be the face of 2013!
Yes, I like it!
A three-hour long special!
First, the first female version of "Urakon"!
You don't know what corner you're in, do you?
There are girls who are called like this.
We didn't even have a meeting.
You didn't even have a meeting?
We didn't even have a meeting.
It's a pattern where you start without letting people know anything about "London Hearts" or "Kourei",
but we've adopted it for girls, too.
That's good.
You're a member who makes my heart flutter.
What is it?
Stop it!
What is it?
Shut up!
Okubo-san, you have such pure hair.
That's right.
I don't know what's going on today, so I got it down.
You're almost like a dolphin.
No, I'm not!
That's true!
Now, let's get started.
Today's project is this!
"Ura de Kon'no Koto Yattemasu" 2012!
It's the end of the year, and it's okay for girls to be naked, right?
It's a special!
Since you're doing a lot of things behind the scenes in 2012,
we're going to show you something that hasn't been revealed yet.
We're going to have the winner know about it, too.
What level is it?
It's a pretty good level.
Before we announce the rankings of all 23 girls,
we'll first introduce the first two.
The first one is ASEAN SUMIDA with traditional stage rankings.
Information provider and comedian, Nitche Enoue.
I don't think I'm being played around by ugly girls that much.
Before, at the door of the panel,
there was a segment where ugly female comedians cooked for male talents.
There was an offer, but they said it wasn't like that and refused it.
It's not like that?
But it's not like that, right?
You don't like it when people call you ugly?
But you're not ugly, right?
You're not ugly, right?
Yes.
Recently, I've been trying to show more feminine sides of me.
I'm sure you're all curious about that.
Was there something like that?
Wow, that's meaningful.
Really?
Maybe we'll find out in the second half.
Please look forward to it.
We'll leave it to you.
Next up, is Sayaka Isoyama, who is well-known for being quick-witted in "Ronker"?
Information provider, Isoyama department, Hori Agency's Fujiwara Manager.
In "London Hearts", she stopped wearing blue clothes.
Why?!
I don't want you to know.
You'll tell me if I wear blue, right?
Blue? You don't have to wear it.
Should I prepare it for you?
You just want to laugh, don't you?
No, I don't want to laugh. I want to dream.
I want to go to a dreamland.
Let's go back to the main subject and announce the ranking.
Starting from 23rd place...
It is...
OASIS!
Mr. Okubo!
It's up there!
It's definitely up there!
Let's check it out!
The first attention-grabbing question!
What kind of secret information does Okubo have?
The person in charge of the information provider, OASIS,
human resource manager, Manager Nakamoto, told us...
Manager Nakamoto!
When I had a big heartbreak before,
on my day off,
it was painful to be alone,
at the Ogiya-hagi location,
(gotenba),
even though it had nothing to do with it,
I said it myself.
What? Really?
That's harsh.
That?
Did you have a big heartbreak before that?
No, I don't want to talk about it.
This is the first time I've said it in my life.
Is it the first time you've said it?
Is it recent?
It was in 2012.
This year?
It's the end of the year.
It's too late to talk about it.
It wasn't a heartbreak.
I don't know if he was playing with me.
I don't know.
But I said it to make it clear.
And we kept our distance.
I happened to drink with a stylist that night.
Ogiyahagi and my stylist have something in common.
I said I had a day off tomorrow and couldn't drink alone.
Ogiyahagi said I should come because I often drink under Mt. Fuji in Gotenba.
And I went there.
You often go there.
You have a distance.
I thought you were a strong woman who overcame heartbreak with your own strength.
I can't do it if I'm over 40.
I can't do it.
But you want to know the specific line, right?
For example, did you go on a date?
Or did you have something more than a date?
Were you trying to start a relationship?
Or was it before you started it?
Roughly speaking...
It's like "sundome kaikyo".
"Sundome kaikyo"?
What is "sundome kaikyo"?
What is "sundome"?
"Sundome kaikyo"?
It's "sundome kaikyo".
Even though you were together for a little while, you were "sundome kaikyo".
And it continued.
But I've been there many times.
And I thought you were dating.
You've been there many times, haven't you?
Many times.
Did you know about it, Mitsumura-san?
I didn't ask you directly.
I asked you in a distance.
But thanks to you, I lost a lot of weight and became a little prettier.
That's why you lost weight!
Thanks to you, I lost a lot of weight and became a little prettier.
After getting on the bus and revealing their love scoop, the next person is 22 years old!
Kirito Isono!
Everyone, Gaya's voice is getting smaller and smaller!
When I heard it for the first time, I was scared!
I'm really scared!
Information provider, your husband, Togo Matsuhashi!
That's cool!
How did you know?
When I say "I'll be back," you kiss me.
When we're together, you sometimes say "nya nya."
That's cute!
You say it!
Everyone says it!
You don't say it!
You say it!
When you're a man, you really don't like it, but when you're a woman, you're happy.
It's exactly the opposite!
When you're embarrassed, you say it!
There's something about couples!
When you say "I'll be back," do you always kiss?
You know it!
I know it!
I think it's the same for married couples.
We're still newlyweds!
When you're together, you say "nya nya."
What does "nya nya" mean?
Maybe you say it when you're in a good mood?
For example, he orders a seafood salad and I like shrimp, so when I ask "Kiuchi, do you eat shrimp?" he says "nya!"
And you say "ok" right away?
Yes, yes, yes!
Do you want to take a bath first?
Cute!
It's a little embarrassing, but...
Did you say "nya" when you first met Okubo-san?
Well, I do say "nya"
I say "nya" when I have legs like this and there's a sofa and I roll around like a cat.
Is it like that?
No, it's normal.
When you have legs like this and there's a sofa and you roll around like a cat.
Ryo-san, stand up.
As a boyfriend, is it ok for me to do it?
It's not that realistic, but...
Let's say you have legs like this and there's a sofa and you roll around like a cat.
It's realistic!
Wait a minute!
You hit me!
You surprised me!
I thought you only had legs, but you hit me!
As a result, you're suspended.
That's all for "Sunto no Kaikyou Banashi".
I'll announce the 21st place.
Misono!
Honey!
Finally!
But...
Are you ok?
I didn't provide you with any information!
Why did you say "actually we were dating"?
Information provider.
Yoshimoto Creative Agency.
Tamura Kenji-san.
Tamu Kenta!
I know everything!
Don't you have money?
If you come to Osaka for work and you don't book a hotel, you must stay at my house.
If it's just miso, it's fine, but the other day I stayed at Okan and Okan's friend's house.
Tamuken-san, it's a fact.
Fact?
When I go to Osaka, I always go to Tamuken and Yakiniku Tamura.
I eat Tamuken's food and stay at his house every time.
I know you go there alone, but Okan and Okan's friend?
Okan's friend is just an old lady to Tamuken-san, right?
Say something nice to an old lady you don't know.
That's right, but it's fun at night.
Don't you feel reluctant to stay at an old lady and her friend's house?
That's right.
It's fine, you can't stay at a place you don't know.
I say "I'll go to bed soon".
"I'll go to bed soon, I'll go to bed soon", like that.
I say "I'll go to bed soon", like that.
"I took a bath first", like that.
Do you take a bath first?
It's annoying.
If you say it at work, you usually say it at home, don't you?
No, I don't want to show my red lips by reducing my salary.
What?
What are you doing?
No, they tell me everything.
"I used only this much," "I can only use only this much"
What?
"To make a CD, this is the cost of costume," "this is the cost of make-up,"
"this is the only production cost and advertising cost," they tell me everything.
The company goes crazy.
That's right, that's right.
That's why you don't have a dream in singing.
It's realistic.
I'm being tickled.
It's a dream-giving thing.
The shock bomb and prank video of these girls are increasing day by day.
I want to eat soup.
I really want to do it.
Hot oden in breasts.
Female comedians don't do it.
The first female version of "we were doing like this in the village" is announced in second place.
Take a bath.
They came early.
Take a bath.
"Take a bath." They got it from manager of "Hori-pro", manager of "Hori-pro", who is in charge of "take a bath".
She says she wants to get a wine license, but she only wants to drink it.
By the way, she is cold and cares about the temperature of the room, but she wears thin sandals.
Do you want to get a wine license?
I like it, so I drink it every day.
Even if it's not a real license...
A fake license?
I think it's better to have more knowledge.
So you want to be like Ms. Kawashima?
You are too honest!
Be careful!
Ms. Abifuji...
Don't say "Ms. Abifuji" like "Ms. Demifuji"!
Even if she ranks in 19th place after Ms. Abifuji...
"Oasis"...
Are you sure?
Ms. Mitsura!
I'm sure of it!
Information provider "Oasis" and human resource manager "Nakamoto".
She got married and quit her job within 2 years.
She lives in a southern island and works as an essayist.
Wow!
She is an essayist!
It's embarrassing!
She has her own way of speaking.
Is it okay for you to quit your job within 2 years?
I don't want to talk too much.
She really has a plan!
That's why you don't want to say it.
I'll get married and I won't appear in variety shows anymore.
Did you know about this in the past?
I don't like doing financial work at all and
I often say to Mori-san and Kurosawa-san and Yako-san that we won't be able to hang out anymore.
She's quick-witted!
She says that, doesn't she?
Two days ago, Yako-san and I had a farewell party.
Before you say goodbye, you should get married first, don't you think?
While paying attention to Mitsuda-san's future, let's move on to number 18!
Handmade eyebrows!
What?
I'm counting on you!
We received this information from the Platinum Production's manager, Nakamura.
I don't like it!
It's very grateful that we have more jobs, but
she clearly has a desire for female entertainers like "breasts" and "hot oden"
and she's seriously worried about it.
I don't do it as a female entertainer!
What's with you?!
It's like you made a female entertainer look like an idiot!
That's right!
There have been too many offers like that recently.
So I was really worried about quitting being an entertainer until last week.
You're heavy!
You joined "Tejima Time", didn't you?
Why? But I like "rohan".
But you wanted to quit, didn't you? If you quit, it's goodbye!
No, it's true.
She's in trouble.
She's in trouble, isn't she?
"Tejima Time", isn't it a little powerful?
"Tejima Time" is powerful, isn't it?
"Tejima Time" is a little...
Hyper-Tejima Time
I'm going crazy!
But if you're proud of your job, there shouldn't be any problem!
How long will you make me wait?
I won't buy it!
We don't want to waste any more of your time, so let's move on to 17th place.
Martaca!
Here it is.
The sponsor is Ronhow staff.
What is it?
At the Kumada Isoyama audition in the future, Martaca, who became a popular rising star,
actually killed Ms. Martaca, who did a neo-kidokkiri location the other day, in her beautiful nude appearance.
There is a video.
It's really impossible! It's really impossible!
Resurrection! Nude zoom in morning!
It's nostalgic!
Martaca is staying in a hotel with a lie of being on location since early morning.
Oh, there is a chair.
I was waiting for you.
She immediately sneaks into the room.
Ario and Ryo also go inside.
Which one of them is Martaca?
Nude!
Martaca is staying in a hotel with a lie of being on location since early morning.
At that moment...
Martaca goes out into the strange corridor.
What is this?
And at the next moment...
Martaca's butt, which was sleeping in a naked position...
Martaca!
This is a problem if Martaca doesn't wake up.
Martaca wakes up.
Good morning.
She knows what's going on.
What do you know?
I know.
You know?
What?
Your butt.
You're showing it off.
I really don't like it.
Thank you.
I really don't like it.
Can you show me your boobs?
Are you crazy?
I can't get up.
It's because you have your seniors.
She stands up and greets you.
I really don't like it.
Golden, you can't do it.
Golden can't do it.
She puts on a face mask and compares it with her usual face.
She's curious about something.
Your face is funny.
Your mouth is funny.
Golden can't do it.
It's not bad.
You don't look good.
Your smell is normal.
Your mouth is bad.
And your face.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Do you think the shooting is over here?
No, it's not over yet.
Hey!
Oh, I'm sorry.
The staff is panicking because the camera wasn't rolling during the shooting.
- At first? - I don't know.
Then, D was...
- I didn't know what to do in the morning. - I see.
- What did you do? - I didn't wear a gown.
- You didn't wear a gown. - I didn't wear a gown.
I had my hands like this because I didn't want my hands to touch the ground.
He was trying to act.
I was late for my appointment.
- I was late for my appointment. - You were late for your appointment.
- Some of you may know about it. - Why did you do that?
It's a prank for "take 2" of "long hair specialty".
Why?
It's a prank for "long hair specialty" where the camera wasn't rolling and they had to do it again.
- Why did you do that? - I didn't do it.
By the way, let's review the real situation of Mr. Martaka.
You don't have to review it.
- What is it? - Your creepy arm movements.
- I don't know. - Also, you can't get up from the bed because you're a zenda.
That's one of the elements.
Let's see how actress Martaka will act it out.
- I don't like it. - It's a complete prank video.
As for Martaka's prank play...
Here we go.
- I don't like it. - It's a prank video.
Let's start.
He's sleeping.
First of all, pay attention to Martaka's mature acting.
- My arm... - He's fast.
He perfectly reproduces the movement of his arm.
It hurts.
Also, if you zoom in...
- I don't like it. - It's a prank video.
His creepy and detailed movements.
- He's fast. - It's a prank video.
As for Mr. Martaka's prank play...
- What is it? - Your creepy arm movements.
- Huh? - She doesn't know what's going on.
- What did you say? - What did you say?
- This is my first time in London.
- You're so chubby. - Huh?
- You're so chubby.
- Huh? - Huh?
- I really quit. - I can't get up. - Why?
- Because I'm chubby.
- She says to do it proudly. - My eye is popping out.
- Oh my. - Can you do it? - Can you do it?
- She covers her eye with all her might. - I can see it, I can see it.
- I can see it, I want you to do it. - Yes, yes.
- You're good. - Can I do it with my hand like that?
- Can you do it like that?
- Thank you for your performance.
- I'm embarrassed. - You're good.
- When we came in for "take 2", you said "what is it?" right?
- I'm embarrassed.
- Your acting is amazing, but I'm shocked that you're sleeping naked.
- Really? - Yeah.
- I saw you sleeping on your bed and your blanket was wet.
- I didn't see it. - You hid it right away.
- You're a gentleman. - You're not a gentleman.
- You're a gentleman.
Last year, "miracle calendar" was very popular.
This year, "miracle calendar" will be held again.
"Miracle shot" repeated by first-class professionals is "next year's calendar".
12 photos will be chosen.
- This is already adopted! - Adopted!
And there is "explosion shot" that didn't work this time, too.
- Buyout! - "Miracle calendar" 2013!
"Miracle calendar" has miraculously happened!
According to the data, the number of photos taken by all participants is 19,703 this time!
- That's a lot of photos! - That's a lot of photos!
And 12 photos from that number.
- That's a lot of photos! - That's a lot of photos!
But there are people who think that "miracle calendar" won't happen.
- Your punch is strong! - Is it me?
- Is it you?
Fujita-san! You're originally beautiful!
- Huh? - Partner?
Your partner!
I'm sorry for bothering you.
- Sorry. - Why did you do that?
Why are you touching my boobs?
- Why? - I thought you were close.
- Can I do it, too? - You're not involved!
Stop it, you!
What a "right hook" you have today!
Miracle Calendar
There are 12 participants.
Takeyama, Zakiyama, Koyabu, and Nietzsche.
There are members who are worried about them.
And this time, it's a calendar.
It's about time to enter with photos that give you a sense of season.
Let's take a look at the January and February categories.
These four have entered.
It's been four years since I last stood like that, but I'm the most beautiful woman in my 41 years of life, aren't I?
We both stood up and took the best picture.
Let's take a look. January and February category, "one miracle", here it is!
It's so cute!
It's a caracol.
It's a caracol and...
It's pulled here.
And this line.
Gorilla line.
It's completely gone.
Oh, it's pulled.
It's pulled here.
If you're curious, you can fill it up with highlights.
Can you do the same pose?
It's completely different.
It's like "Give me a banana, gorilla."
Give me a banana, gorilla.
It's like a gorilla.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Amazing!
What's wrong, Ms. Tyra?
Please give me bananas.
It's like a zombie movie.
Ms. Tyra, is it OK if you don't have bananas?
I'll put them here.
Give me bananas, gorillas.
You're extremely strong.
I don't wanna do it!
I don't have bananas!
January and February section.
Next is the miracle sheet distribution line, Hakata Hanamaru.
Now, this is Hanamaru's miracle sheet.
Nice!
It's totally different!
It's cool!
His eyes are smaller!
This is New York's morning.
It's cool!
It's a personality type.
Really?
It's Mr. Oomori Nao.
Mr. Oomori Nao!
He looks like him!
A comment from the cameraman.
Since you have a distinctive face, it was difficult to erase it.
Thank you very much.
What was the instruction?
Don't look straight ahead.
Raise your head.
And narrow your eyes.
It's not me at all.
And...
His eyes are big.
February and February.
Unexpectedly, his first appearance.
Cunning, Takeyama.
I don't think he will change much.
I'm 41 years old.
But I think there are people who are about 41 years old.
Really?
Let's see.
Takeyama-san, here is a miracle.
What?
It's real.
Because it's me.
Your presentation is a little different.
What do you mean?
You should have said "adventurer".
I don't want to say it, but I think you made a mistake.
I made a mistake.
You made a mistake.
Shut up.
You made a mistake.
How do you like it?
I like it very much.
It's sharp.
And of course you have a head like this.
And you have a caracol in your mouth.
Caracol is important.
It's hard, isn't it?
Can you take off your glasses?
From this face to this face.
A miracle is happening.
I don't like it.
By the way, before the miracle happens...
Before?
Here.
Wait a minute.
It's a mountain, isn't it?
It's hard work, I know.
He's the one who burned down the lodge.
Really?
He said "I'm sorry."
And it burned down.
Why did you bring only the board?
I did bring only the board.
It's no good.
January and February section.
It's been four years since the last time they participated.
Oshima in the woods.
Let's see.
Oshima January and February section.
Here it is.
Wow!
Cute!
Wow!
I don't know.
You look like an idol.
You are very cute.
Thank you.
You are very cute.
The outline is...
Oh, you hid it with chocolate.
I see.
With chocolate and hair.
I know it.
I know his face.
Really?
Yes.
You look like you have a mustache.
You look like a thief.
A thief?
Oshima, are you a thief?
By the way,
the first picture that the cameraman took when he entered the studio.
I want you to see it.
Here it is.
Wow!
What is it?
You have a mustache.
You must have been scared at first.
Wow!
It's true that I was nervous after I took this picture.
It's true that you were nervous.
I don't know who you are.
The miracle happened on January 2nd.
The pictures chosen by the calendar will be released later.
The first three people to participate in the Queen's Tower will challenge the March-April section.
Let's start with Sugi-chan.
Me first.
Let's take a look at Sugi-chan's March-April section.
Here it is.
Hey, handsome boy!
Isn't it good?
Beautiful, beautiful.
He looks like a delicate boy.
A military boy.
When you put on make-up, people started to say you are good-looking and cute.
You are cute.
It was like that right away.
It's different from the scene in Oshima.
It's different from the scene in Zawakita.
When you look down, you can see your lower jaw.
Do you hide it with your nails?
No, I hide it with tape.
I thought you were going to die.
Your jaw is getting sharper.
It's true.
Can you show me the same expression?
When you look down.
It's the opposite.
When you look down.
It's different.
March-April section.
Next is the Koyabu section of Kanten Mix and Fatsan Line.
Actually, I think it's the most difficult.
Thank you for inviting me.
Wouldn't it be a miracle if you made it up from scratch?
It's different.
It's a sad comment.
Let's see.
This is Koyabu's March-April section.
It's cute.
Who is this?
It's a different person.
My face is drooping, but it's up.
When the makeup artist and the cameraman first talked about my face, I thought I'd just shave it off.
When I heard that, I thought my face was drooping.
I thought you'd give me some good advice.
I was waiting for you, and you told me to do it like this.
Look, it's completely different.
Hey, it's different.
My eyebrows are short and the gap is wide, so let's make a gap.
Let me put it on you.
Here.
Let me put it on you.
Highlight your nose.
Make this part smaller.
Make this groove a little thinner.
Apply this part a little.
Put on your wig.
You don't look energetic at all.
At first, you looked like a monster.
There's something like that.
This is what happens when you do it like that.
You get hurt on the spot.
Can I do the same pose?
How did you do it?
It's changed too much.
Hold it like this.
Give me my money back!
I'm happy that you said "thank you" to me.
It's good, isn't it?
After this, it's Trin's turn.
Fujita's "Miracle Photos" is out!
"Miracle Calendar" March and April section.
Next is...
Trin's "Miracle Photos" March and April section.
Don't wear 3D glasses.
I don't usually wear 3D glasses.
We don't have those at home.
Trin's "Miracle Photos" March and April section.
Here it is!
She doesn't do much make up.
She is strong.
She is a poster of Senbatsu high school.
Oh my god!
She looks like she is 18 years old!
She doesn't!
A comment from a cameraman.
Torii-san is originally beautiful, but when she wears a uniform, she looks like a cosplayer.
So it was hard for me to give her a pure high school vibe.
She did her best in making facial expressions.
She doesn't!
She does her best!
She doesn't!
She does her best!
She doesn't! Stop it!
Stop it!
She is so cute!
She doesn't do her best!
She is so cute!
She doesn't do her best!
If you say that, I will give you a piece of tofu.
A piece of tofu is not enough.
A miracle calendar.
The last one for March and April is Fujitan Noriko, who is the oldest.
I am embarrassed.
Are you embarrassed?
Is it difficult?
There is a huge age gap between us.
Really.
She is young.
Fujitan Noriko, March and April, here it is.
She is cute!
She is young!
She is cute!
She is young!
This is the first time for me.
Yes.
When I was taken a picture, I raised my eyes like this.
I raised my eyes like this, laughed and raised my nose like this.
This is a comment from a cameraman.
I think you can be taken by a woman in her twenties without any complaints.
Your posing was exciting and very charming.
If you don't enjoy it, you can't be in the picture.
Yes.
It was really fun and I didn't feel tired at all.
It's rare that you don't feel tired at work.
What do you think of this, Matayoshi?
It's really cute, but my partner Fujita-san likes it better.
I didn't ask for this!
In March and April, when miracles surpass expectations,
who will be selected for the calendar?
In May and June, these three people entered.
Oh, it's three people, so only one person!
Why?
There's a high possibility!
I definitely want this!
You can do it!
It's Lucky Month, right?
Let's see. First, Zakiyama-san.
Let's see.
Zakiyama-san, in May and June, it's this!
Yes!
How much are you fooling around?
Are you serious?
Is it over?
Is it a joke?
What is it?
Do it properly!
What is it?
Why do you look like Zakosho?
Zakosho?
This is Zakosho!
Zakisho?
You are doing all of them
Are you doing all of them?
No, I'm not
Everyone,
If you look at the picture,
it's better
You tried so hard
but it didn't work
Look at the picture
You look better
Are you kidding me?
Can't I ride a bicycle here?
What?
What is it?
I'm not doing it seriously
Lucky Month May June category
Cunning Takeyama
I got this
Takeyama's May June category
This is good, isn't it?
Yes, I'm doing it!
It was a moment of turning away
Why? It was really tough
What is it?
This is good, isn't it?
It's Takeyama-san!
Yes, it's Takeyama-san!
Please try it a little
Give it to me!
From Takeyama-san...
It's the same, isn't it?
It's the same!
It's the same, isn't it?
It's no good!
It's the same person!
It's really raining now
I'm going to put on a light set
I was doing it like this
It's outside!
It's really outside in the middle of the night
It's really cold here!
Give me back my glasses!
You!
I can't see anything!
It looked like it was going to fall!
You did it yourself!
Don't hold the lens, you bastard!
It looked like it was going to fall!
Don't hold the lens!
It looked like it was going to fall!
Even if you do cycling,
it's better for you to do it in the rain!
If it's like that, I'd like to bring people who fall from January to April
But there's a theme, right? The season
It's because it's rainy season
It's cycling week
I think we can do something about it
It's May and June
It's so good
But after this, Akiyama and Zakiyama will be surprised by super miracle photos
It's like a scene from a movie
A miracle calendar
May and June category, last one
Future bear king, Sayama queen, Yazawa Erika
She's an idol, but her eyes are so small
No, it's a little big
Open it up, open it up
Her nose opens up, too
Really
But it's really different, so we did it seriously
Yazawa May and June category
A miracle picture, here it is!
It's cute!
It's Sayama's favorite!
It's so pretty!
It's like this
It is!
It's so cute!
It's pure!
Her arms are a little thicker, too
Why?
It's an arm version of the one you pulled your face
How is it?
It's like this
How is it?
You put it like this
Like this
It's really thin!
There's another one like this
Here it is!
It's cute!
I want one like this!
It's really different!
It's totally different!
If you have two of these, you can say 5 and 6 are the same!
That's no good!
The rules are different!
There's only one person here, so I'm the only one who can't do it!
That's no good!
I can't do it!
I'm the only one who can't do it!
This was a blind spot!
Not a driver, but a driver!
It can't be helped!
So, for the Lucky Month May/June section,
almost 10,000 photos will be selected!
Next is the Summer/Early July/August section!
These four will be entering!
First, from Koyabu-kun!
July/August section!
Here's a miracle picture!
It's so cool!
It's funny!
It's erotic!
It's like a high-tech AV car!
He's crying!
Kappa ni Koyabu!
This is also a contact lens.
It's black on the rim.
It was my first time doing it.
My right eye kept getting captured!
Did you take it out or put it back in?
I said, "No, no!"
No, let's put it back in!
Everyone said, "Let's put it back in!"
It was also cold, but you said "Let's open it up!"
I got hungry and peed in my pants!
July/August section!
Be careful!
Here's a miracle picture!
My throat is hurting a little, but is it okay?
Here's a miracle picture!
How is it?
It's good!
Hey, it's really cool!
Is it good?
It's good!
Don't you see commercials for single-use drinks?
What is it?
We're shooting this in the studio.
What?!
It's not outside?
I'm lying down like this, and on the other side, the staff is supporting me with three people.
Wow!
What is it?
It's fluffy.
It's like this.
What about water splashes?
Water splashes are like this.
Wow!
It's amazing!
It's like a miracle!
It's really difficult.
Wow!
What is the timing of the chapter?
It's like one-hundredth of a second.
If you don't match it, you can't do it like that.
Wow!
The level of the staff is...
If you do it like this, I can't do anything about it.
(Laughter)
July-August section, the third person is...
Her body shape is a little bit like Fanna Nietzsche's, but...
She's quite sexy.
Wow!
I don't think I'm showing much of my body.
That's a pretty big body.
No, it's okay.
July-August section, a miracle picture.
Here it is!
Wow!
Huh?
Your eyes are thin.
Why?
Look, they're thin.
They're not thin.
Why didn't you say "wow"?
It's a scandal.
What's wrong with you?
If I and Mr. Koyama get chosen, it'll be bad.
(Laughter)
If I were Mr. Koyama, I'd choose actress A little more.
(Laughter)
I didn't know you still had an actor.
I didn't think you'd say that.
If it's May, it's good.
As for May, I'm the only one here.
(Laughter)
May?
Mote, Mote.
(Laughter)
July and August, the last category is...
The one who showed off her pure uniform,
Toriin Miyuki.
I'm also wearing a swimsuit this time.
She's strong.
Finally.
Kihara-san, Sora-jiro.
(Laughter)
Look at me.
Why isn't the weather good?
(Laughter)
July and August category is...
A miracle.
Here it is.
(Cheering)
It's perfect.
(Cheering)
Yes, I like it.
(Laughter)
I like it.
(Cheering)
It's totally different from the swimsuit we saw earlier.
It's luxurious.
What is it?
It's really nice here.
It's colorful.
Really?
I tried to hide it as much as I could.
(Cheering)
This is amazing.
The girls are like, "Wow!"
Wait a minute.
A comment from the cameraman.
Since it was a shooting at a regular restaurant,
it was a limited time shooting before the opening.
In fact, it was about an hour of shooting,
but Torii-san chose the colors perfectly from the beginning.
That's right.
On top of that, Torii-san gave us this entry.
Yes.
(Cheering)
It's erotic.
(Cheering)
It's beautiful.
I like this girl.
Isn't it weird?
Do you want me to show you later?
Don't say that.
Why do you say that?
Don't say that.
I don't say that to you.
Why do you say that?
I don't say that to you.
Don't say that.
You are a pervert.
I'm crying in my room.
July and August are summer.
Who will be selected?
September and October are summer.
The strongest couple photos of "BATTLE STORY" are selected.
A total of six photos are selected.
First of all, Mr. Hanamaru.
She was a wild woman earlier.
She is an intelligent woman.
Let's take a look.
This is the September and October section.
Isn't she like Catherine?
She is like Catherine Shingo.
People with dark facial features have different impressions just by coloring their eyebrows.
The eye impression is strong, so please erase your eyebrows and draw them again.
I'll erase all of them.
I'm wearing color contact lenses, too.
Now?
No, at the time.
Oh, at the time.
How many years ago was that?
That would be a violation.
If you showed me a picture from a few years ago.
It was four or five years ago.
September and October category.
The second place goes to Oshima, where Ms. Mori, who did a great transformation earlier, is in.
Now, let's see.
Oshima, September and October category.
Here it is!
Is this really Oshima?
Her legs look thinner.
It's true.
Her chubbiness is gone.
Good, good, good.
Her legs look thinner. It's amazing.
Right? Her legs look thinner.
It's amazing.
A comment from a stylist.
This time, she didn't touch up her body at all.
Since it's a taping, it's not a way of bringing in meat,
but it's a way of wearing a black stocking or a cloak,
so she looks thinner.
In the end, everyone said that she looks like a cut-pan.
A cut-pan?
Well, it depends on how you look at it.
Everyone said that she looks like a cut-pan.
Why are you hiding it?
Why do we need hands?
When you say "cut-pan"...
No, no, where are you hiding it?
Where are you hiding it?
Ah, it's a cut-pan!
It's a cut-pan!
Isn't that a cut-pan?
It's a cut-pan!
It's very bouncy.
It's a ping-aiba. It's a ping-aiba.
It's not a cut-pan.
It's an anpanman.
It's an anpanman, isn't it?
It's an anpanman.
The third member of September and October section is...
Sugi-chan, who transformed into a handsome boy who wasn't a wild one earlier.
Let's take a look at Sugi-chan's September and October section.
Let's watch it.
Wow, it's cool!
Wow!
It's really good!
What's this?
To make it thin,
they painted it white.
They painted it white?
Yes.
They blew it away with light.
They blew it away with light, not shadows.
That's why it's so shiny.
That's right.
They are young boys.
This basketball,
the staff put the ball
in the back of the ball.
They spin it with their hands
and play it like this.
Wow!
Did you know about it?
Wow!
It's a great idea!
Wow!
The person holding it is a veteran director!
Wow!
He used to be a director.
Fujita Noriko
is in the department of September and October.
She had a shocking transformation
earlier, but this time...
She is a little older now.
She is older.
She is an older woman.
I'm looking forward to it.
Here is Fujita's September and October department photo.
Wow!
It's beautiful!
Her legs are beautiful!
Her thighs are beautiful!
Are you barefoot?
Yes, I'm barefoot!
I'm old and my thighs are sticking out!
The cameraman said that you posed very well!
You don't usually pose like this, do you?
No, I don't!
There's no circle!
There seems to be a circle!
This is amazing!
It's beautiful!
It's a fierce battleground in September and October!
It's a little strong!
The high-level September and October part continues with the question "Is it okay?"
I don't know if I should say it in advance, but I'm getting off my bicycle!
Are you getting off?
I got it!
You're crazy about a parking lot!
Let's move on!
Mr. Zakema, this is the September and October section!
Wow!
"Zakoissho"! "Zakoissho" has appeared!
This is okay!
Wait a minute! This is okay!
This is okay, isn't it?
What do you think of this?
I don't like it.
I don't like it!
Zakeyama, can you say "behind you"?
I don't like it.
It's a comedy, isn't it?
Look behind you!
I've been shooting this for about four hours!
I'm not kidding! I'm serious!
Everyone, this is better!
It's a miracle that it's better!
I'd like you to see another picture of Zakeyama.
Here it is!
I knew it!
It's dangerous!
It looks like a discount!
I didn't raise my hand!
Raise it!
It looks like you passed out before raising your left hand!
It's a rare case!
It's Higashikawa!
It's Higashikawa before raising your left hand!
This is Higashikawa!
I knew it!
It's a comedy, isn't it?
I don't like it!
On September and October, DUST collaborated with TREE!
The strongest pair finally collaborated for the first time!
They are beautiful men and women!
I'm looking forward to it!
I wonder how they changed!
September and October!
Here is a miracle picture!
This is Keiko Kitagawa!
This is a scene from America!
You two look like a couple!
But I didn't want to get too close, so I was doing it with the feeling of cheering for Yackel!
It's a perfect match for the temperature in Tokyo!
It's a vinyl umbrella, isn't it, Yackel and you?
It started to show that there weren't many audiences, didn't it?
I didn't like this appearance!
It's a cheering for facilities!
I didn't shoot this in the studio, I shot it outside!
It was very cold, so I had a circuit board on my back.
Torii-san found it and kept rubbing it, and he got a low-temperature burn!
Did you rub your back?
Are you rubbing your back, Torii-chan?
Even if you tell me not to do it, I'll keep rubbing it!
A comment from the cameraman!
Both of you are a golden combination in "Miracle Picture", so it was a safe shooting!
There are so many comments like that!
It looked like fun!
And you're really good at making facial expressions!
You did it again, didn't you? You did it again, didn't you? You should do it again!
You did your best, didn't you, Torii?
Torii-san is doing his best!
Do your best! Stop it!
You said you like "Miracle Picture" the most!
It's not "Miracle Picture"!
It's not "Miracle Picture" anymore!
Who said that?!
It'll come back! It'll come back!
It'll come back!
It's not "Miracle Picture" anymore!
"Saitama Isu" entered from "Kessoku" to "Mondaisoku" in September and October.
Two tickets for this fierce battle are...
"Saitama Isu" entered from "Kessoku" to "Mondaisoku" in September and October.
Finally, the last entry is "Bokura" which includes "Bottai" in November and December.
First of all, "Banana Cure Gorilla"
You're weird.
You're making me confused.
"Banana" is also included in "Kessoku".
Then, "Banana Cure Gorilla" will enter.
"Banana Cure Gorilla", look.
"Bottai" will enter.
Look, look, look.
Wow, you're fast.
You're eating like a gorilla.
I don't like it.
I'm eating something beautiful.
Now, "Okubo"'s entry in November and December is...
Look.
It's cute.
It's cute, isn't it?
But it's sexy.
It's cute.
You're wearing "Bokura".
Isn't it stylish?
But, I've lost 5 or 6 kg recently.
If I intended to continue like this,
I would have been hit in the stomach with a tape.
But, your legs and arms are thin, aren't they?
No.
It's embarrassing.
Now, you're taking various poses.
"Okubo"'s different pose is this one.
She's trying to do "detail".
"Ichigo-kure-gorilla" has appeared.
"Akaido-no-kure-otsupe".
It's very sexy.
It's true.
"Okubo"'s both poses are good.
Maybe, if you're chosen in January and December,
you'll be chosen first and last.
It's good.
It's annoying.
November-December section.
Next, will they be able to get rid of Koya and Company?
Niche & Enoue.
A little while ago...
A little while ago, Eros came out too much.
This time, it's a little cute.
That's good.
November-December section.
Enoue's miracle card.
Here it is.
It's cute.
This is good.
It's cute.
Isn't it good?
It goes well with glasses.
It's good, isn't it?
I didn't have glasses at first.
But I thought I should add something.
So, I borrowed this stylist's glasses.
These glasses work well.
These glasses are good.
You have a good strategy.
You lowered it in August and raised it here.
I didn't mean to lower it.
I like the second one.
You said you like the third one.
But you lowered it in February.
Why?
It looks good to me, too.
Stop it!
Even if you're an actor, you're still that person, aren't you?
Stop it!
You're that person's favorite actor.
Stop it!
It's cute, isn't it?
Why?
I'll find another actress.
I failed with the first one.
I can't draw with this one in the second one.
Stop it!
Next is Peace & Matayoshi.
He's a miracle fantasy star.
What will he draw?
Let's see.
This is Matayoshi's miracle picture.
You look good in anything.
Your nose is straight and your eyes are wide open.
You have good taste.
You don't look like you've changed much.
Again, why do you have that hairstyle?
As I told you last time, I admire former Gamba Osaka player Isogai.
I was told you were a genius.
Isogai's hairstyle is popular.
Yazawa Monko and Yazawa Erika.
Will they show us their new charms?
This is the next morning I spent with my boyfriend on Christmas.
That's nice.
I tried a pose I've never done before.
You've never done it before?
I talked about it with my manager and staff.
Let's take a look.
Yazawa's November and December categories are...
You look great today!
You look great with the short hair!
I love short hair!
This is my favorite short hair!
I've never seen you like that!
But I want Atsu-san to like me too!
Your chest hair is crazy!
What are you looking at?
I like your pants!
They are white.
This is a size I've never worn before.
And it's a wig.
I originally have two wigs.
But I wanted to make it wider.
So I tied my hair up.
You look like a girl.
Stop it!
Don't aim at me!
One side and the other side are burnt.
The first collaboration of Takeyama and Zakiyama!
The first miracle calendar, November and December categories.
The last one is Takeyama and Zakiyama's first collaboration!
Even one person can't make a miracle!
Can you two make one?
It's about teamwork.
There's something like that in the picture too.
Let's see.
This is a miracle picture of Takeyama and Zakiyama.
It's dangerous.
I know how to take it.
I don't know how to take it.
It's good.
How do you like this black and white dandy style?
I don't know if it's November or December.
Is there a year-end period?
There are many incidents in the year-end period.
Is it a police?
Except for the last one,
What will be selected in the calendar of the calendar collection November and December section?
I'd like to announce the pictures on the calendar.
Please.
I'd like you to choose.
I'd like you to join us.
First of all, a picture selected in January.
What will be displayed on the top of the calendar in the calendar collection?
I'm glad you talked about it.
Well, if you don't say it, there's no complaint about it.
The impact of that moment was amazing.
At first, you display it.
No, because such a miracle is happening.
Is that so? Really?
The way you touch it is wonderful.
No, it's good.
Now, February.
Will it be displayed in February?
Oshima!
I knew it!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
It's Valentine's Day.
I feel energetic.
Thank you.
I was really worried about Hanamaru's calendar.
Oh, it's sweet.
I was wondering about it.
After all, it's the season.
February.
February, that's right!
Now, March and April.
I was really worried about this part.
Fujita-san is cute.
What was chosen in March?
March, the arrival of spring.
What will be chosen in the calendar?
Torii Miyuki!
Thank you!
You did a good job!
Thank you!
It's worth it.
I didn't do my best!
You didn't do your best!
Now, April.
What was chosen in April?
Fujita-san!
It feels like spring has come.
Next, for May and June,
these three photos were selected.
The photos chosen in May are...
Fujita-san!
And it's the NG one.
It's this one!
He's surprised to be chosen.
Me?
Of course it's the funny one.
It's the miracle one.
You can smile every morning in May.
That's right, you do feel down once in May.
That's right.
Now, let's move on to June.
It's a double-edged sword.
Yazawa!
Yay!
It's no use returning it.
No, because my personal title is over.
It's over!
I'll return it to you at the end of the year.
Why are you returning it?
So, until June,
Okubo-san and Ayuma-nano have six photos.
The remaining four photos will be chosen in mid-July and become the faces of next year.
Next, July and August.
The photos chosen in July are...
Along with the beginning of summer, one photo that will color the calendar is...
Matayoshi!
It's here!
It's a refreshing photo.
It's the beginning of summer, isn't it?
It's the beginning of summer.
This is from the wedding.
It's nice.
It's changed a lot.
It's changed.
There's only one more photo left.
Oh, no!
Is it from the art club or the TV club?
It's not from the TV club.
It looks like that because of you.
The photo chosen in August is...
Is it from the TV club?
Is it from the art club?
It's Toriimiki!
So you two from the AV world are a little …
Are you going to be AV again?
I'm going to be AV again.
That's right.
Next, September and October category.
These six entries were entered.
September is strong.
The staff is also worried about this and that.
On the contrary, two entries have been decided.
Quality is important.
One entry selected in September.
Please.
While there is a big conflict between decision making and problem solving,
One entry selected in September is
Ms. Hanamaru.
This is cool.
Good picture.
I like the autumn of reading.
It's autumn of reading.
Autumn of reading, I see.
Did you choose it?
Let's buy this calendar.
Please give it to your relatives.
I'm happy from the bottom of my heart.
The entry selected in October is
The entry selected from this fierce battle is
"Matayo Shitori".
That's good.
There's no reason to drop this picture, is there?
It's quiet.
Sugi-chan is at this stage.
It's over.
This is also the autumn of sports.
I should have done it in May.
I didn't want to do it.
If I had done it, it would have definitely been included.
Definitely in May.
After all, I don't get along well with the staff.
I got an email.
Where is Teus?
What are you drinking non-alcoholic beer for?
It's not May.
If you don't choose this, you can't make an effort.
The last is the November and December sections.
These are the five entries that were entered.
That's good, too.
What was chosen in November?
There are only two pages left.
What was chosen?
Takeyama! Zakeyama Beer!
I did it!
I wanted monochrome here.
I didn't like it when I collaborated with him, but I'm glad.
I'll make you drink it until 5 in the morning.
This is the last one.
The one who will complete the miracle calendar in 2013 is...
Okubo-san!
I'm so happy!
In Yazawa, there are some children in the living room.
It's started!
It's finished!
It's a top batter and a bird.
I wanted to be a calendar.
You are one now.
It's not an exaggeration to say that you are Okubo- san's calendar.
It's a calendar!
It's cool!
So, in 2013, all 12 of the miracle calendars were canceled.
We canceled all of Campany's third movie.
What happened to you?
Campany-san!
What is it?
I made Campany's summary.
As a bonus, Campany-san will go to Yazawa, Enoue, Enoue.
The photos of Campany-san and Campany-san will be on the bonus page.
You can book a miracle calendar on the show's website.
In 2013, you will be happy with miracles and laughter.
You will be happy with miracles and laughter.
In addition, you will receive a special distribution on your mobile site with only photos that have become rubbish.
You will receive a special distribution on your mobile site with only photos that have become rubbish.