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Tonight's topic is "Sunday Special"!
"Male Judgement 2012"!
If you look closely at his face, it's pretty terrible.
A Japanese woman rated 15 comedians as "real" as men.
Not only their looks and personalities, but also the comedians' lives, called "funnyness", were rated "too scary".
What is that?!
That's ironic!
No, no!
Show me everything that's funny!
No escape!
This is the true value of being a man!
"WORST ONE" is too painful!
And "Gay Marriage Diagnosis" will also be held!
The average age is 41 years old.
Are the stupid men and women's bodies okay?
Now, we'll show you an exclusive video.
First of all, "Male Judgement 2012"!
This time, we'll show you how comedians in the studio rate themselves as men.
I don't like it.
You can leave that room empty.
I don't like it.
There are many voices that we should make it clear.
It's been a while since Tsukacchan gave a round of applause.
Thank you.
Has it been about two years?
No, it's been eight years.
Eight years?!
Has it been that long?!
Taishi Hatagana is busy.
No, it's not like that.
I haven't done it at all.
You do it every year, don't you?
Takeyama-san is nervous.
I haven't done it at all!
Is that so?!
Most of the times, Tsukacchan refuses to do it.
It's real, so stop it!
There really are a few of them.
Stop it!
"Otoko Satei" is a reality show where 300 female viewers of "ronin" reveal their ratings in a pentagon graph.
Its five important topics are...
Appearance, sexiness, sincerity, size of the器, and even the life of an entertainer.
Let's make it quick.
I don't like it.
It's too late for loneliness.
Get out of there.
I'm scared of this.
How about you, Junior-san?
Appearance... even the life of an entertainer...
But Junior-san is loved by his juniors.
Appearance is important, right?
Isn't he desperate for appearance?
Takema-san, since it's a man's evaluation, it's not just one item.
It's a total of how it is.
But it's not good for appearance, it's not good for sex appeal, is it?
Curry soup can be taken out of curry soup.
There is no curry soup!
I only want you to make curry soup!
Curry soup for young people!
There is no such thing!
Curry soup for young people!
There is no such item!
Moreover, this time, depending on the total points of the five items,
rankings will be made.
Announcing from 8th place in the middle,
going up little by little.
And finally, the top and lowest places will be announced.
It's like heaven and hell.
Also, although it's not 10th place,
please enjoy the shape difference of the pentagon graph.
Man's evaluation 2012, 8th place is...
The first one to be called is...
Tsukaji-san!
Wait a minute!
It's been 8 years!
I'm already in 10th place!
It's been 8 years and you're in 8th place!
No, it's not like that!
It's not like you can say that!
No, it's over!
It's over!
The show is over!
It's finally over!
I was being tied up!
Stop it!
I haven't shown you all of my funny side!
On that show!
It's over!
Which one is 100 yen?
It's over!
Don't talk about it here!
But 8th place is good!
That's right! If you think about it normally...
And so, 8th place in the middle,
Tsukaji's PENTAGON GRAPHICS are announced!
Here it is!
Like this!
Good!
Interesting!
Interesting! 7!
Plate size 8!
Honesty 8!
Good!
Looks 3 and sexy 2!
This can't be helped!
But this is good!
Well, I'll say it again!
When you say 7, it's quite expensive!
Wow!
That's right!
Because if you say 7 on average,
7 is quite interesting!
And the plate size 8 is also quite expensive!
8!
Honesty is also 8, isn't it?
Yes!
Amazing!
First of all, the plate size 8!
Plate size 8!
Why?
Not only does it combine with that partner,
what you haven't seen for a long time is the plate- sized evidence!
I see!
You haven't seen it!
There were a lot of opinions like this!
It's important not to abandon your partner!
That's why you're doing your best!
Wait a minute!
Why are you two talking?
Why are you talking?
Honesty 8!
The beauty of the heart appears in the play!
Wow!
This is the influence of a naked person!
But I haven't done it for a few years!
You don't do it anymore?
I don't do it anymore!
You don't do it anymore?
What about you, captain?
I don't do it anymore!
You said you don't do it anymore!
You like onigiri, don't you?
I like onigiri!
I don't want to do it!
Do you like onigiri?
I like onigiri...
Wait, are you serious?
I didn't aim for it!
You didn't aim for it, did you, Chika-chan?
I didn't aim for it!
You didn't aim for it, did you, Chika-chan?
It's a gorilla!
Appearance, 3 points.
The pig element is too strong.
What do you mean by "element"?
It's an element!
Is your mother's father a pig?
No!
Why do you think like that?
He's definitely a pig!
Appearance, 2 points.
You think you're a good person, but you don't feel any sexiness at all.
Chika-chan, that's all.
It's over?!
I felt so good just now!
You're too old-fashioned!
Clank up!
Let me do it again with these members!
It's so nostalgic.
Appearance and sexiness lead the way.
Clank up with 8th place in the middle.
"Manliness Low" 2012.
This time, we'll announce 7th place from 1st place in the middle!
I like this side!
7th place leads to the top group!
Chidori!
5th place!
7th place is good.
Let's look at the graph for 5th place.
Here it is.
But...
It's good.
It looks good, it's sexy, it's sincere, it's big, it's funny.
It's average again.
It's average.
But...
It's hard to touch it.
It's okay.
It's hot, you can touch it.
You can touch it!
You can!
7 points for sincerity.
Since it's grown on an island, the root part looks warm.
That's true.
That's common.
7 points for funny.
But...
When I see Daigo-san's story, I always laugh like a human being.
Thank you.
But 7 points is quite high.
That's right, 7 points is good.
But I think it's sexy.
It's not sexy, but it has a bad design.
That's what it looks like.
And the vessel.
The vessel looks big.
The vessel got smaller since it came to Tokyo.
That's right.
There were a lot of opinions like this.
I'm too nervous in Tokyo's TV.
I'm embarrassed.
People who have been watching since Osaka's era went to Tokyo and changed a little.
I'm too nervous.
I'm embarrassed.
But I'm nervous now, so the truth is the truth.
Even now.
When I first came here, I was sweating a lot.
I'm okay now, but I'll sweat a lot in one hour.
Daigo is 7th place.
I didn't do well.
You said it clearly.
That's right.
I can't help it.
Tsukachan, who is lower in rank, did well.
I did well.
It's better to end it like that.
How about you, Rikaku?
This isn't about Hane or Pikal, but...
It's about Hane or Pikal. It's important.
Why is Pikal still here?
This has nothing to do with Pikal.
Why are you talking about Pikal when Yoshimura isn't here?
It's Pikal, but...
It's too much of a battle of levels...
He was nervous!
Red Seattle members aren't coming in at all.
It ended about two years ago.
But it ended in a good way.
It ended in a good way?
It ended in a good way.
It's not a good way.
It's been 11 and a half years!
There are bad times, too!
It's only been one level in the second half!
In any case, it's a little higher than the middle.
As you can see in the pentagon graph in the fifth level...
In 2012, one level lower than the middle...
The ninth place is announced!
Fujiwara...
Fujimoto-san!
Ninth place!
To be honest...
To be honest, I thought it was A-class.
Fujimo-san's graph is this.
Honesty is expensive.
When you get married...
Yes, yes, yes.
Just getting married raises your honesty?
Yes, marriage is expensive.
The reason is...
Yukina's love is unbeatable.
This is expensive. This is the truth.
There were a lot of opinions like this.
Thank you.
Mori-san, do you like this?
I like it.
After all, women have a desire to be cherished.
Appearance, 4 points.
For a bald man, he looks like an old man.
I knew it.
Charisma, 3 points.
When I see a miraculous photo, I don't feel charisma at all.
Here is the photo.
I don't like it.
This is terrible.
I don't like it.
I don't like this person.
I don't like it.
Fun, 7 points.
I knew it.
This person's graph is interesting.
You can listen to it for the rest of your life.
I will declare my graph for the rest of my life.
I don't like it.
I have another opinion.
Fujimon Dayuu is interesting.
There is!
As expected, there is a need.
Even if you say "good day", when you say "Dayuu" at the end of the song...
I've never seen it before.
What is "Mon Dayuu"?
I don't know.
It has appeared several times in this show.
I've never seen it before.
There is someone waiting for you, so please do it for him.
Chan...
Cha-chan-chan, cha-chan-chan, cha-chan-chan...
Bathing!
I spent a lot of time in Asakusa, and then I finished bathing in Yokohama.
I'm in good spirits and I'm doing it with all my heart!
Don't you feel frustrated to not say anything?
I feel frustrated.
You feel frustrated, don't you?
Oh, thank you!
I'm going!
Where are you going? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?
Where?!
Chikky-cho!
Why are you going there?!
Fujimon showed his funniness and sincerity, but in the end, he was 9th place in Group K.
"Manly Man" 2012.
Now, he's two places higher than the middle.
He's 6th place in the top group!
Chidori! Nobu-san!
Nobu is tall!
Chidori is 6'7''.
Let's see Nobu's graph.
Here it is.
Huh?
Wow!
The reality is 8''.
Marriage?
Yes, marriage.
I've been told about marriage on TV.
Appearance is 5', sexiness is 3', bowl size is 7', funniness is 7'.
Appearance is 7'.
Sincerity is 8'.
Even though you value your family, you pursue your own dream and I think it's wonderful.
Thank you!
Funniness is 7'.
Manzai is interesting!
Thank you!
With Daigo, it's even brighter!
Thank you!
What a great combination!
And this comment, too!
Hotoke-kun is the best!
That's right!
I could see the Tokyo Sheets and Kizashi.
Hotoke-kun is the best!
What else did you say?
And Daibu-chan, too.
Daibu-chan is the best!
Yorika is really annoying.
Rohan and Zaki, right?
No, it's Fuki.
Not Fuki!
Like Zaki.
When I saw the Twitter of Rohan and Zaki,
when Hotoke-kun first appeared,
I realized that Nobu was completely eaten up by Zaki.
So, after all, Daibu-chan
is more popular...
So, after all, Daibu-chan
is more popular...
She's really annoying.
But, in the end, I'm really grateful for this.
I don't know what you're doing.
I'm not doing it.
Can you do it with one hand?
Yes, I can.
Is it really this?
It's connected.
Oh, you can't do it with this hand.
The plate is better, isn't it?
Why are you bothering me?
What's this?
It's boring!
You have three points for sexiness.
Oh, it's not enough.
You're a good person.
I've never seen you open your eyes.
I think you're a soldier's son.
A soldier's son?
The other day, while we were shooting in Osaka,
a man with a gun came up to me and said,
Hey, why are you getting ready?
Don't do it now!
Why are you moving with a gun in your hand?
Why don't you do it with the other hand?
Oh, I see.
That's why...
I'm going to kill you.
Why are you going back?
Why are you bothering me?
It's not about the gun in your hand.
It's about sexiness.
What's this?
What's wrong with you?
It's not about the gun in your hand.
What's wrong with you?
Why don't you use your hands?
If you talk like this, you'll be a police officer.
Talk!
You can't be a talk battle leader.
You do have hands.
Why do you do this?
There's no way you're going to move forward.
Is this on TV?
This will be broadcast on a healthy scale.
What's going on now?
After all it is disgusting.
Ouch, ouch, ouch, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it feels good!
Emergency medical check on stupid comedians!
I'm in!
I don't know what's going on with Rocher.
In order for him to continue working hard, his health condition has been fine-tuned.
It's better for you to be fine-tuned, right?
Dirty blood?
There's something wrong with Rocher's body!
Are you okay?
However, because of the butt test, the members have been examined!
Comedian Aki's health condition!
One night in October...
At that man's dressing room, who is now said to be the most homeless person in Japan,
I secretly let him in.
And then...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Hey, that's new!
What's up?
Good work!
You must be busy!
No, no, not at all!
You're doing 16 shows now, right?
That's right.
Regular?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Is your body okay?
My body? No, right now...
No, what's wrong with you?
You can't say it yourself, can you?
Even if you're not feeling well, you don't tell your manager about it, do you?
That's right, I don't say it much.
I'm worried about you.
Why are you worried about me?
I'm worried about your body.
What's wrong with me?
What's wrong with you?
Yes.
Shouldn't you tell...
Mr. Ken?
No, no, no!
No, Mr. Ken...
No, you should tell him.
You should let him see you once.
No, it's definitely bad!
But you should know where it's bad before it's too late!
It's bad!
But I have to rest from work!
And the day of examination is...
I'm scared!
It's tomorrow!
Tomorrow?!
Don't eat and drink tonight!
I want to drink!
And on the day of examination...
I urgently collect members who seem unhealthy, except for Arioshi.
Six people, including Long, will receive the quota.
Mr. Tenkan...
You're alive and well!
To be honest, my life is full of medicine now.
If you don't have medicine, you'll have a bad life.
The examination starts now.
First, blood test.
Are there any abnormalities in the liver and kidneys?
Also, check for diabetes and colds.
The top doctor is Long.
It's in!
It's black.
Then, Arioshi...
I'm scared!
He's just cheating.
Next is such Arioshi and Goto.
It's very dry.
If you don't look with your teeth, you'll look like Goto.
Lastly, two chubby people.
It's in!
It's hard to say, but it's in.
It's really in!
Next, collecting urine.
Mainly, urine protein and urine sugar.
Checking for any abnormalities in urine salivary glands.
It's already out.
I don't want it!
Please take the second line.
Analyze the blood and urine.
It will take some time for the results to come out.
Next, check for internal fat.
First, from Ariyoshi.
It doesn't matter if you lose weight, does it?
It doesn't matter.
You don't have to take it off like that!
Using this dual scan,
measure the amount of internal fat and urethral fat.
If it exceeds the standard value, it leads to a life habit disease.
In addition, it increases the risk of arteriosclerosis.
Breathe in.
Please come in.
What did you do?
It's okay, right?
It's already out?
Yes, it's measured.
How bad is it?
If it exceeds 100cm², it's a little too much.
If it exceeds 100cm² and there is internal fat, it's bad.
It's accumulated too much.
Next, check for Ariyoshi's internal fat.
Safe!
You are safe!
Safe!
Thank goodness!
This visceral fat is black, right?
If that black part gets fat and accumulates in your stomach, it will increase.
Well, I think it's very good.
Is it average?
It's average.
Yes.
What is the picture of the girl in the middle?
The picture of the girl in the middle is...
Next!
The picture of the girl in the middle is...
What kind of body does she have?
Please remove it.
Next, once a year, she goes to a human doc.
Are you used to it?
Yes.
No, really.
Huh?
There is?
Huh?
Is it as much as before?
I think it's good.
Visceral fat is very little.
It's true.
Visceral fat is very little.
It's true.
Visceral fat is little and visceral fat content is not too low.
I think her body condition is very well balanced.
Even for girls, they have long hair on the right and long hair on the left.
That's right!
No, no, no.
It's all the same.
Next!
Recently, she has a tongue called "sakeppara" that she is interested in.
It's within standards and there is no problem.
It's great!
Furthermore, Ryo-kun, who is 40 years old.
It's great!
I think it's very good.
It's great!
And from now on, we will pay attention to the two chubby people.
First, Takeyama.
It suits you.
It suits me.
Isn't Sentai-man also human?
Sentai-man.
It's not Kiranger.
What is the value of Takeyama's internal fat?
129kg!
129kg, is it bad?
It's bad.
It's twice as much as us.
Of course there's a lot of internal fat,
but there's also a lot of subcutaneous fat.
It's better for you to go on a diet.
The last one is Dega.
I wonder what it'll be like.
I want to win against Dega.
Wow, Dega!
It's this big!
My stomach is getting bigger and bigger.
Look.
It's so thick!
Can I stand up a little?
Not that way.
You were looking at me!
Please sit down.
Dega's subcutaneous fat,
how much is it?
151kg!
It's bad.
It's pitch black!
I think it's pretty dangerous.
Exercise and drinking too much alcohol is not good either.
People say that a lot, but I don't drink alcohol at all.
Do you drink a lot of sweet drinks?
Do you drink a lot of carbonated drinks?
I drink a lot of carbonated drinks.
Of course, it's not calorie-off.
It's not calorie-off.
It's carbonated drinks for Japanese people.
It may be worse than alcohol.
I'd like you to drink the right amount.
Next is blood pressure and myocardial infarction measurement.
This is a test of blood vessels' hardness and clogging condition.
From these two results, it can be comprehensively evaluated for myocardial infarction effect.
In addition, the age of the blood vessels is also determined.
Let's start measuring.
By measuring the blood pressure ratio of the limbs,
the degree of clogging condition of the blood vessels can be seen by numbers.
In Japanese people, the blood pressure of the ankles is the same as that of the upper arms,
although it is a little higher.
When the veins of the legs are clogged, blood flow becomes worse and lower than the blood pressure of the upper arms.
If you collapse and go to the hospital, you will look like this, right?
If you go to the hospital, you will look like that, right?
That's right.
Hey, are you okay?
Recently, I only wear underwear.
You used to wear underwear.
Did your poison go around your body?
No, it didn't.
I was about to end it, but it barely ended.
It barely ended. It was at that level.
You're friendly.
He's not sick yet.
He's still okay, right?
The result of the 38-year-old Ariyoshi who is still active is...
It's within the normal range.
Oh, it's true.
But the blood vessel age is 42 years old.
It's about four years older than the actual age.
It's high, it's high.
First of all, it's ABI, which is the upper one.
When you look at the ratio of hands and feet, this is within the normal range.
There is no fear that the blood vessels of the feet are particularly clogged.
That's why it's normal.
When you look at it from the side of the neck, the hardness of the blood vessels is about average.
It's like that.
There's no way to soften it, is there?
Yes, once you go forward, there's almost no improvement.
That's why we want to slow down the speed as much as possible.
I see.
Let's measure it.
Next is Azushi, who is 38 years old.
Oh, great.
It's out!
It's soft!
The hardness of the blood vessels is quite good for the actual age and very good blood vessels.
Great.
And Ryo-kun, who is 40 years old, is...
Oh!
It's good!
The average age of blood vessels is 42 years old and very good blood vessels.
I'm glad!
It's good.
Goto!
Next is Goto, who is 38 years old.
How about Goto?
It looks hard.
Wow, it's scary.
It's scary.
How scary is it?
What is it?
Huh?
No, no, no.
I...
The result is so scary that I can't lay eggs on the balcony.
What's going on?
Then, how about Goto, who is 38 years old?
Wow!
What?
It's out!
It's soft!
The hardness of the blood vessels is...
I'm getting my pension!
Blood vessels? Blood vessels and pension.
Blood vessels and pension.
What disease do you think of from now?
It could be cardiovascular disease, brain disease, or pulmonary disease.
It could be more dangerous than other diseases.
You're saying it all of a sudden.
You shouldn't say it like that.
When I'm talking about various things, you're saying things like "I feel sorry for you."
When I think about it, I feel like I'm 65 years old.
Next is Takeyama, 41 years old.
His blood vessel age is 60 years younger than Goto's.
Do you think I can still work?
No, you're about 5 years old.
Do you want to start a company?
No, you're 5 years old.
I'm a young man.
Last is Dengao, whose visceral fat exceeds the standard value.
It's high.
What is this?
Dengao, who is 48 years old, what is his result?
What is his once-surprising value?
Dengao, who is 48 years old, what is his result?
What is this?
I can't measure it
Is it hard?
It's dangerous. I was measuring it just now.
His lower blood pressure is 110.
That's why I'm taking medicine every day.
It's not suppressed, right?
That's right.
Dengao, if you boil it once, won't it get softer?
Dengao, do you want me to boil it for you?
Boil it for me?
You can take a lot of hot water baths.
What are you talking about?
You can go to a bar.
If you take a hot bath or go to a sauna, it's not good for you.
It's not good for your health, right?
That's right.
I'm glad you like it.
No matter how painful it is, you should have a calm mind so that your blood pressure doesn't go up.
I see.
That's why you shouldn't react.
The reaction entertainer said you shouldn't react.
Even if you get in between me, you should react normally.
That's right.
My eyes should be empty, but...
Preliminary test for prostate cancer.
If you're fast, it starts at about 40 years old.
Preliminary test for prostate cancer.
To see if you have it or not.
Also, check if you have any major doubts.
Can I say this directly?
Yes, it's a prostate cancer.
In the case of prostate cancer test...
Well...
You can't destroy it.
No, no, no.
You can just lie down and do it, right?
Well then, we will start with the examination.
- First, Mr. Goto. - Oh, thank goodness!
Oh, thank goodness! I should have seen the others first!
- I'm seriously going to get an "o" or "g" - Sir, which course would you like?
- Which one should we go for? - Which?
I wonder if I should lie down first.
- Then, you should go for "b". - For "b", wow.
Take it off.
Goto chose "B".
He took off his pants and looked up.
First of all...
Please say it.
I'll put it on my hand.
Please say it at that moment.
I'll put it on my hand.
At that moment...
You're noisy.
Breathe slowly with your mouth.
Which one?
What's wrong?
No, no, no.
I feel sick.
What's this?
What's this video?
No, no, no.
What's this video?
I'll take it off once more.
There is no problem with the zenith line or hardness.
I think it's normal.
Does it hurt?
It's a pain I've never felt before.
You have a lotion, don't you?
You look like you're used to it.
Zenith line hardness test.
Next is "Arts".
Please say "A".
Takema-san!
Which one is it?
Mine is "A", too.
Of course.
Mine is "A", too.
Shall we go with "A" ?
"A" ?
So, this is a form to hold a pillow.
Wow, we are serious.
Wait, stop it.
We are serious.
We don't look like each other.
Well, well, it's common.
Wow, I'm scared.
This is embarrassing.
Wow, I'm scared.
"A" is amazing.
"A" is not good.
Wow, I'm scared.
It looks painful.
Wow, I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I will put more force.
Please breathe with your mouth and relax.
How do you feel now ?
I'm scared.
It's hot.
What's wrong with you ?
The result of preliminary round is no problem.
Oh, I'm glad.
Wow, it's my first experience.
Can you see me now ?
No, we can't see you.
Tsutsukino chose "B".
Are you okay ?
Yes.
There is no abnormality in the preliminary round.
Next is Degawa, who is in a good mood today.
Degawa chose "B".
Then, I will proceed little by little.
Please let me know if you feel any pain.
Okay.
What ?
Baby ?
Be quiet.
What's wrong with you ?
The preliminary round is a little shaky.
However, it's not as stiff as a second,
but it may be a little bigger.
What ?
Embarrassing, face me !
What happens if it gets bigger ?
For example, the water supply becomes poor,
or the water supply breaks off in the middle,
or it's hard to get out at first.
We don't have that kind of problem now.
But in the middle of the night, it gets worse than usual.
On the contrary, it happens again and again.
Of course, it is possible that the quantity increases.
What ?
It's not as big as the quantity,
but it may be a little bigger.
What ?
Preliminary test.
Next is Mr. Agiyo.
What ?
I always do it with "b".
"b" ?
What are you talking about ?
You're not used to it, aren't you ?
Then, I'll put "z" on it.
Look.
Why are you laughing ?
You look better than when you were in the studio.
It's private.
Is it in ?
I don't know if it's in or not.
"a" ? Is it in now ?
I don't know if it's in or not.
The "z" doesn't get bigger,
and there are no other strange types,
and there is no "a" problem.
It's hard to get out at first.
Don't say "b".
Well...
It's a little loose.
You're playing too much !
Are you stupid ?
Preliminary test.
The last one is Takeyama, who has been waiting for a long time.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Of course, it's "a".
What's up with this store ?
Here you are.
Wow !
You're used to it, aren't you ?
You're used to it, aren't you ? You're good at it
Then, I'll bring you a jelly
Oh, it smells good
It smells good, doesn't it ?
Well...
Do you have a bad breath or something like that ?
I don't have a bad breath that much
A little bit, but you have a little bit of a big breath
So, you may have a little bit of a bad breath
Well...
If you have a chance, please check it once
You've changed your mind
I didn't come here with that intention
No, you're the main test subject
You can't change your mind like that
I'll sleep one more time, professor
You can't sleep
Then, when the blood, urine and test results come out,
the director will announce the overall health ranking
First of all, please announce the first place, which had the best results
The second place, which had the best results is...
Tamura Atsushi-san!
Yeah!
I did it!
Basically, it's normal.
If you look at the text, you seem to be drinking every day.
However, due to blood test, there is no effect.
Also, you seem to be easily tired.
You also seem to work poorly.
I'm a little worried that you work too much.
But, physically...
Yes, your blood vessels are also very good.
The second place is...
Tamura Ryo-san!
Yeah!
I did it!
Health store!
I'm so happy!
However, due to blood test, there is no effect.
There is no effect?
If there is no effect, does it mean that you work too much?
Yes, there is a cause of working too much.
However, it is one of the factors that leads to the effect of blood vessels.
Wow! Ryo-san!
Don't call me Ryo-san!
Please separate me from Ryo-san!
The third place in the health ranking is...
Tamura Ariyoshi-san!
I did it!
I'm so happy!
However, compared to No. 1 and No. 2 Atsushi and Ryo,
I can't say it's No. 3.
As a result of blood test,
total cholesterol value and median fat value are high.
For now, liver function itself is not impaired,
but if you drink alcohol at this pace,
you may have an alcoholic fatty liver.
However, you don't have a fatty liver,
so just having a dietary condition will make a big difference.
Thank you very much.
Total cholesterol value ranking.
From now on, it's a member group.
No. 4 is Mr. Goto.
I'm so happy!
I have good data,
but I have a bad habit of living.
I have a bad blood flow in my neck and shoulders,
and I have numbness in my hands and feet.
If you have a bad blood flow in your neck and shoulders,
you may have a numbness in your ears,
so please be careful.
A real mimicking?
A real mimicking is happening.
Total cholesterol value ranking.
No. 5 is announced!
The reunion is decided!
No. 5 is...
If you don't say his name,
you'll be the healthiest man!
Takeyama-san.
Yes!
5th place, Takeyama-san.
6th place, Degawa-san.
Honestly, I'm not that nervous.
Takeyama-san.
As a result of blood test,
you have 235.
It's high.
Also, gamma-gtp,
which is related to gallbladder,
is 156.
It's a small number,
but it's about 70.
It's double.
Urinary acid is 8.0.
I think you should avoid
beer and other things.
I'm going to drink with Takeyama-san,
but it's getting higher and higher.
That's right. I'm stressed out, too.
There's nothing good for me.
As a result of blood test of Degawa-san,
you have gamma-gtp,
which is 187.
It's normal up to 70.
It's high, too.
It's 187.
Your average fat percentage is 413.
If it's normal,
it should be about 150.
In the future,
your fat percentage may change,
your liver may change,
and your liver function may decrease.
It's better for you to improve it.
What do you think, Degawa-san?
Well,
I'd like to reduce carbonation first.
And I'd like to reduce mayonnaise, too.
And I'd like to fix it with willpower.
I'd like to fix it with willpower.
I know you're busy,
but let's move on to beans.
Meanwhile,
let's see the results of the upper class!
The average woman gave 15 entertainers detailed scores.
The man gave only 2,000.
From appearance and inside, to fun, there are 5 items.
In total, this pentagon graph is in the ranking.
Wait a minute!
So far, we have announced the middle four places.
And we are finally moving up to the top and lower places.
Next, the 10th place is...
The 10th place of the lower group, which is two places lower than the middle, is...
Mr. Zakiyama!
You thought you were in the upper class, didn't you?
There are things like appearance, right?
There is also sexiness, right?
If you want to earn money, you have to be sincere, right?
That's right.
Mr. Zakiyama's graph is this one.
9 points!
That's amazing!
The graph is leaning in a weird way, but...
It's 9 points for fun!
Thank you!
If you rank 8th, it's pretty high, but it's 9 points for fun!
Thank you!
9 points for fun!
It's always fun!
When you're not feeling well, you can laugh 100%!
I want to be told that!
As an entertainer, I'm happy about this!
It's amazing how you can level up the opposite of what you're feeling!
That's Shibata's style.
When I see Takeyama-san's happy smile, I feel happy too.
I want you guys to do it for me. It's really fun.
Stop it.
Is it okay? Can I do it if you're serious?
How about making an old-fashioned booth?
If you do it, I'll die.
In the end.
Sincerity. Five points.
It's okay.
Even if you talk seriously.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
And you don't seem to listen to me.
I see.
Sincerity is reduced to five points because you're light and sloppy.
But you're still saying five points.
That's right.
I'm grateful.
And sexiness.
That's right.
Two points.
Two points are quite high.
I don't think so.
I think it's that.
I'm saying that.
That?
I'm saying that because you're saying it.
Look.
Look, Ario-san.
You're a legal person.
Who's a legal person?
Who's wearing it all the time?
I don't like it.
Who's wearing it all the time?
I want you to say something.
Stop it.
I want you to say something.
What is it?
Say something.
Can you forgive me?
Who is it?
Reason.
He seems to be talking all the time during the show.
I don't like it.
I'm glad.
And his chin is cracked.
I don't understand it at all.
But even in terms of appearance, there are many negative opinions about his buttocks and chin.
But there are people who say they like it.
Is that so?
Yes.
Can you lick me?
Is that so?
What do you think?
Is that so?
There is no one who licks my buttocks, is there?
Excuse me! Is there anyone who licks my broken jaw in here?
What is this?
What is going on today?
It's like a funeral.
Meanwhile, in the top 5 of the top groups,
As you can see, Zakiyama's "Pentagon Black" is in 4th place.
"Manly Man" 2012
Now, it's time for the top 5 of the top groups!
Who do you want to meet?
This is good!
Fujiwara! Haranishi!
The top 5 is good, right?
Let's look at the graph.
"Sincerity" is in 9th place.
Thank you!
In addition, "Bowl Size" is in 8th place.
"Funnyness" is in 8th place.
"Looks" is in 4th place.
"Sexiness" is in 2nd place.
"Sincerity" is in 9th place.
Every day, when I'm done with work, I don't go out and go home.
I feel like I'm a family-oriented person.
Family-oriented reasons are numerous.
In addition, "Bowl Size" is in 8th place.
Even though I'm a celebrity, I don't complain about my little allowance and my life is amazing.
- Is that why the bowl is big? - That's right, if you have little allowance, you think the bowl is big, but on the contrary, you think it fits your wife's warmth.
- "Fun", "development" - This is good too. - "From adults to children, you can laugh at jokes. I think it's really amazing." - Yes, thank you.
- Do a joke. - You're too rough!
- The number is increasing, isn't it? - The number is...well, there's just one book.
- There's just one book! - Can you say the number? - Yes, I can. - 8,638.
- 8,638...well, there's just one book. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Even if it's 8,000, it's still in the first half. - Yes. - I'll do it now. "Assistive technique". - What's "assistive technique"?
- Hello! It's my butt!
- It's my butt! - It's like your butt is talking! - It's like it's talking!
- He was just talking! - There's also this opinion. "Even if the person who came up with this joke is not funny, if Haranissan does it, it will be funny."
- Huh? - What do you mean? - It's not funny if it's him, but it's more funny than that person.
Can you do a gag for us?
I'll do it. "This much, this much, this much of darkness in front of you"
Can you do it for us?
Can you do it?
I'll do it. "This much, this much, this much of darkness in front of you"
Can you do it?
What is it?
Wow! It's amazing!
It's mine, right?
What do you think of my gag?
Oh, you have a gag?
Yes, I do.
You do?
I made it recently.
I see.
That's difficult.
It's difficult, right?
You're complaining.
It's impossible.
What?
It's impossible.
Anyway, I'll do it.
Yes.
One rotation
No rotation
Wow!
It's impossible!
It's impossible.
As expected, it's interesting
With three items, it's eight points or more
Hara Nishi is in fifth place
Meanwhile,
Men's Rating 2012
The 11th place of 'Worst 5' has been announced
Wow! Did you sell it in Yamazaki?
Wow!
I sold it in Yamazaki.
Wow! Did you sell it in Yamazaki?
I want a higher rank, too
Thinking about 'Worst 5', I want to go out
Cunning Takehara is in third place
Wow!
Takehara is in fourth place
Wow! That was close!
He's fast!
He's in first place, isn't he?
I thought he was in second place
Why?
Takehara's graph is like this
Wow!
It's distorted!
No, no
It can't be helped
But I'm glad I'm in first place
I'm in first place!
It's amazing that you're in first place with 'cunning'
It can't be helped from the beginning
'cunning' is not something you can get
'cunning' is short, if you hold hands, it looks like it's sticky and there is a hole in your socks
'cunning' is like a pervert
I'm not a pervert
I know
I'm in first place
I know what you mean
That's a terrible nod, isn't it?
That's impossible
'Cunning' is big
'cunning' is big, isn't it?
You feel that 'cunning' is big because you can answer all of Mr.Zakiyama's troublesome acts
'cunning' is big
You grew up thanks to Mr.Zakiyama
Oh, you're right!
'cunning' is big, so I'll forgive him
He doesn't get angry no matter what you do
Oh my
You're too small
That wasn't good
7 points for fun
That was high
It's best when you're being teased by Mr. Zakiyama and Mr. Ariyoshi
I want you to be teased more in the future
You look like Mr. Tanaka
Lucky pants
Lucky pants don't count
You're younger than me so it doesn't count
They covered their looks and sexiness with other three points and stayed in the 11th place of "Akiyama's worst 5"
With 8 members left, they will compete for "top 4" and "worst 4"
Tanaka, what's wrong?
I'm scared
You're too detailed
You have sincerity
Sincerity
You're funny
You're confident
You're scared because Mr. Takiyama left, right?
Yes, Mr. Takiyama is my rival
You're my rival but you're nothing
You're the opposite
Why?
I have the same hair quality as you
You have the same hair quality but you're worse than me
Mr. Takiyama is not just an old man
I'm weird now
Now?
Don't give up!
It's not "janga janga"
I won't end with "janga janga"
I have to do it
Don't go back in time
It's been a while
Wait, I'll do it later
Next
Next is "top 4"
"Top 4"?
What is it?
"Wagaya" and "tsubokura"
This is good
"tsubokura" came
This is pretty high
I was surprised
Let's look at the graph
Here is the graph
Wow!
Looks!
Looks and sexiness are the same.
It looks like an undergraph from above, doesn't it?
That's the area of the baldness, isn't it?
I'm not bald at all.
I said it to the viewers.
Thank you very much for putting me in 4th place like this.
It's the same.
The place is the same.
I'm not mature enough.
Well, it can't be helped.
In that aspect.
Which aspect?
Which aspect is it?
Or maybe...
That aspect is the aspect of the example.
It's okay.
Don't look at me like that.
I haven't forgiven you for anything.
That aspect is...
I'll blog you again.
I got 40,000 views.
Forgive me.
It's okay.
It's a little bit.
Appearance.
9 points.
As handsome as Johnny's.
Can I say it?
Yes.
Ah, but...
He looks like a man who doesn't care if he's bald.
Thank you very much, driver.
That's right. He looks good even if he's bald.
Sexy. Eight points.
If you drink together, I think you'll go home as it is.
If you split it up, it looks like you're having fun.
Eroic. Cool. I want you to hold me without complaint.
Baldness is also a sign that you have a lot of male hormones.
You're taking your baldness with you.
Since Bruce Willis, right?
Since Bruce Willis.
Wow, that's amazing.
If you say Mr. Usu's sense of humor, even Mr. Tanaka's sense of humor...
Mr. Usu's point of humor is different from Mr. Tanaka's.
Ah, you're talking about Mr. Tanaka's point of humor.
What kind of expert are you?
You're talking about military humor.
Even if he's bald, he looks sexy.
He's ranked 4th in the top group.
12th place.
Manly man 2012.
The rest are these members.
Next is the last group.
The last group of the last three is 12th place.
Announcement!
These two are really going to end soon.
12th place is in here!
It's Yoshimura-san!
Yoshimura-san is ugly!
He's ugly!
He's uglier than Takeyama-san!
This is what the group looks like.
Like this.
It's so small!
It doesn't move at all!
Are you serious?!
It doesn't move at all!
What is this?!
Does it look like it?!
You're supposed to be a college student.
You're supposed to be a college student who's excited about college festivals.
Sincerity, three points.
I like the feeling of "as long as I can have sex with girls."
It looks like it's acting just for pleasure.
And...
It's so small!
You can see the blisters.
Blisters?!
They're not blisters! They're blisters!
Don't say it like it's nothing!
You grab the weakness of the person who consulted you and use it afterwards.
That's so cool!
That's exactly what it means.
But it's not weakness...
It's just that you were cornered and said it.
That's not what you said.
Even if you get 40,000 complaints and appear on TV like this, you can only think of it as a big vessel!
You're showing the most Japanese trash right now!
You're showing it with pride!
You're so considerate!
And you're so kind!
Kind?
I was depressed on a different show and happened to be in the makeup room.
And I casually asked, "Are you okay?" and left.
With sincerity.
No, I'm not serious about that!
If you're sincere, you should say it!
That's right!
I only think of you! I only think of you!
I'm an idiot!
Idiot!
I'm an idiot!
But you were in a bad relationship!
You were!
You're serious about it now!
With sincerity!
I'm not serious about it!
This is difficult!
Why did I choose such a difficult one?!
I don't know! Just say it!
Just say it!
Stop it!
Stop it, Haten!
Why don't you just say "Otenba"?
I'm Otenba!
"Otenba" comedian's small pentagon graph is as you can see.
Man's estimation of 2012.
The rest are "top 3" and "worst 3".
It's "top 3" at last!
It's over.
It's over if you want to sell these guys.
Among the remaining 6 people, who is estimated as "top 3"?
Mr. Chihara Jr.!
Mr. Jr.'s graph is as you can see.
It's funny!
He did it!
"Hashioka Heroes"!
"Q" is amazing!
"Seijutsu" is 7!
"Seijutsu" isn't 7!
It's "seijutsu"!
You only know about this "seijutsu"!
Please don't make up information with fake information!
You're making me crazy!
"Q" is funny!
You're good at it.
It's easy to understand because of the weather forecast.
Your head spins fast.
When you hear the comments, you get excited.
That's great!
You're a genius!
8. You seem to be able to act calmly in any situation.
As a woman, you make me want to take three steps back and follow you.
You don't seem to let anyone pay a penny at any time.
As I thought, you and she are different.
What did you say?
It's none of your business!
It's none of my business!
5. You look good.
If it was higher, it would have been better.
You should have thought about it.
You look cool, but if you look closely at your face, it's pretty terrible.
You like half of your face up, but you don't like half of it down.
You look disgusting.
What did you say?
You're four people.
Are you losing to Junior?
Are you serious?
You look disgusting.
You're losing.
You're not doing your job, but you're terrible.
You're four people, aren't you?
You're terrible.
You should have been more careful.
You're too big.
Anyway, Junior's pentagon black who made it to the top three is High Average.
Two days ago in 2012, these five people announced the top two and the worst three.
Kaon, you didn't make it!
I didn't make it.
Goto didn't make it either.
Goto and Ariyoshi are in trouble.
This is bad.
Next, 13th place is...
Is it over already?
The worst three are...
Mr. Murakami!
That's weird!
That's not good!
This is Kon's graph.
It's small!
I've never seen such a small graph before.
Why is it like this?
4 points for sexiness.
Maybe it's because of my personality.
Maybe I'm not good at sexiness, either.
That's different. It has nothing to do with sexiness.
I can't bend my knees.
How do you do it?
It has nothing to do with bending your knees.
I can bend my knees.
You're good at it.
You don't know about my sexiness, do you?
When I'm with girls,
I notice that they're doing "nayo-nayo" with their words.
Are you doing your best?
At night,
we looked at each other,
and we kissed.
3 points for sincerity.
Ron Hardy's hidden camera video is always shown.
He's a very kind person.
His sexiness is really bad, though.
Stop it!
When do you think I'm sleeping?
I want to kill you.
It's noisy!
You don't like that kind of person, do you?
Your merits may not be good,
but to be caught like this every time is cute, too.
His merits seem like everyone is OK.
Use it!
His merits seem like everyone is OK, but...
But I don't know his merit.
I don't know anything about his merit.
I hate this.
Complaints and jealousy are terrible.
Jealousy.
She writes bad things in her diary every day.
She doesn't write.
To cheer you up, how about saying "Juliana"?
You're under a lot of stress right now.
Go, go, go!
Cheer up! Have fun!
Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, one rotation!
Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, non-rotation!
See!
I can't help you.
Help me!
You're under a lot of stress right now, how about saying "Juliana"?
Oh, Juliana's here!
Dance with me!
One, two...
Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, one rotation!
Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, non-rotation!
Dot, dot, dot...
Huh? You guys are here!
What's going on?!
Enough!
It's a mess like this.
A small club and worst three.
The manliness is down to 2 centimeters.
The best two and worst two are in the bath.
These four are going to compete.
We can do it, Tana.
I don't know.
Who's going to do it?
It's not going to end now.
You're in first and second place.
But looking at the members, it's impossible.
It's okay.
But Kano hasn't given up yet.
I'm not giving up at all.
I'll go first and second.
Go ahead!
First and second.
It's impossible!
Either or! Either or!
Let's do it!
Second place is...
I'm counting on you.
This is bad, isn't it?
As a fan, I'm going to be in the top two!
Goto!
Goto is in second place!
This is it!
If you look at the graph, you will be very happy!
Really?
Look at Goto's graph!
This is amazing!
It's a straight line!
The shape is too good!
I wish I was a model!
It's funny! Get back!
What do you mean "get back"?
I'm in first place!
What should I do?
What's wrong with me today?
But this is amazing, Goto.
No, I'm really happy about this!
Sexy development!
- Huh? - There is!
There is!
The calm sexiness of an adult man is flowing.
- No, I'm happy! - Ah, it's cool!
I want to be embraced by this person.
- Thank you! - That's amazing!
Sincerity, 7 points.
- Yes. - He's serious about comedy.
- He doesn't show his hands to women right away. - No, he doesn't, he doesn't.
He somehow likes Iwao-san.
- Even if you say it like that. - Interesting development!
- Yes. - The way he compares himself is really interesting.
- No, it's not like that. - I'm impressed that you can compare yourself to Shunji so well.
- Huh? - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- From now on, from now on, okay? - Wait, I can't listen to what you just said.
- No, but as an opinion... - No, no, it's not like that.
Also, something like this.
The impersonation of Kenichi Mikawa is interesting.
- Huh? - Huh?
- I don't know what you mean.
- I'm not good at it. - Huh?
- Huh?
- I wonder if you could go a little more towards the end? - You're too young!
- That's too young! - I like Kenichi Mikawa's impersonation better.
- Ah! - Ah!
- Masono!
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- Huh? - Huh?
- What did you say? - It's Takeyama-san's impersonation.
- Hey, this is weird!
- What's up with you? - What's up with you?
- You're in bad shape!
- What's up with you? - What's up with you?
- You're a comic book writer.
Today was bad weather, but the average woman's estimate is high and stable.
The second place for football.
Man's estimate for 2012.
These three will compete for top one and worst two.
The 14th place for worst two is...
What is it?
Could it be...
From now on, UNILEVER and...
As you can see, sponsored by UNILEVER.
Manly man 2000.
These three will compete for top one and worst two.
The 14th place for worst two is...
They only aim for top one.
But they also want to avoid worst one.
Why did you stand up?
Do you know who you are?
What?
You thought you were first, didn't you?
You aimed for first place, didn't you?
When you stood up, you made a wrong reaction.
But I thought you were first for sure.
It's the 14th place for worst two.
All right, all right.
Let's see Kano's surprising grab.
I'm scared of it.
It's cute.
It's a little bit like a little tomato.
It's cute.
4,3,3,4.
It's a little bit like a pentagon.
It's cute.
It's a little bit like a pentagon.
It's the first time that all of them are less than 5.
There's no one less than 5?
Less than half.
You should have said it earlier.
It's sexy.
3, I've never felt it.
I don't want to feel it.
It's harsh.
It's sexy.
It's like a tank top.
What is it?
It's not like a pentagon.
3, the size of the container.
I don't like it.
I think it's big.
T-short size suitcase.
It won't get mad even if I say boring things to my colleagues.
Even if it was me, I wouldn't get mad.
I wouldn't get mad.
Accept it.
I just asked because I thought it was big,
but if you ask me why, I will accept it.
Thinking about getting married soon,
you should be thankful of the big size of the container.
You can't say anything about this, right?
That's right, but well...
But well, I can't say anything about it, yes.
"I can't say anything about it"?!
What season is it?
Spring? Is there winter too?
It's about spring.
I can't say anything about it
Four interesting points
When God comes down, it's really interesting
But when you're alone...
...
Wait a minute!
I've been doing this for 9 years now!
I've solved everything on my own, but...
What is that?!
I'm on TV! Help me!
No, no, no.
When I go on set, I shake it, make fun of it, report it...
Really?!
Where?
Huh? You go on set?!
On which show?!
"Mia Nea"! Have you seen it?! "Mia Nea"!
Oh, "Mia Nea"! I've heard of it!
"President's Home Affairs"! Have you seen it?!
Even if you call me "president", I'm just an ordinary person. I'm not a celebrity.
I shake it well, roll it, and not only that...
I introduce the house, and I also dig up my wife, and I also get souvenirs...
Can you give me a souvenir?
If you give me a souvenir, I'll...
No, no, it's the power of making me want to give you a souvenir.
Because, would you give it to someone who doesn't like it?
After all the trouble of visiting your own house...
Besides, when you say "your own house", it's your own house.
It's your own house!
You don't want to appeal it to the whole country, do you?!
I saw it at the time, but...
You bit it a lot, and...
What did you say?
You bit it a lot, and it was broadcasted on TV...
It's a strange story, isn't it?!
That's your love, isn't it?!
It's everyone's power!
Aside from being the most popular one,
how is the report going?
It's going well.
In the end, the president...
It might be a good time now, but there were also bad times.
That kind of talk brings it out, doesn't it?
Ten years ago, there was a debt of two billion yen.
Isn't that Momo-tetsu's debt?
And then there was a backlash.
Momo-tetsu...
Isn't that Momo-tetsu's debt?
Is that okay?
Because I love you so much!
Why are you laughing?!
Because it was funny!
You're so naive!
Why?!
You're naive!
I think you've crossed the line!
You're pretty good!
It's funny!
Even though it was questioned,
the public's evaluation was all low.
Except for one thing.
Now, there are only two people left.
Ariyoshi and Tanaka.
But we don't know until the end.
The difference is huge.
That's the only thing we know.
Tanaka only has first place.
In terms of sincerity,
Tanaka is probably in first place.
I don't think Ariyoshi's sincerity is very high.
I don't think so.
I've done a lot of things, but I'm 15th.
Did I cause an accident?
Did I wake you up?
What are you talking about?!
It's because you're a total!
As expected, this makes me nervous!
Does it make you nervous?!
As expected, we've been dating for a while, but this makes me nervous! I'm going to lie!
I'm going to jump in! One, two!
I'm going to jump in!
Tell me! I'm begging you! Tell me!
I'm begging you!
Someone! I'm begging you!
I'm begging you!
The manly man of 2012, the glorious top one is...
I don't like it when you whisper!
Don't whisper!
Tell me!
Is it really the worst one?!
It's ARIO-san!
Yes! I'm happy!
The top one is ARIO-san!
This is good!
So, the 15th place goes to Masaka no Tanaka!
That's right!
It's Masaka no Tanaka!
This is what happens when you invite him!
What is this?!
No one can beat him!
Let's look at ARIO-san's graph first!
ARIO-san's graph is amazing, too!
Wow!
This is amazing!
Height is 9cm. He looks 7cm. He looks 7cm. He is sexy 7cm. He is sincere 7cm. He looks 7cm. He is normal 8cm.
He is sincere 7cm.
It's time for me to quit this show.
I should quit this show before I get kicked out of it.
This is not a show to kick you out of it!
Height is 9cm. He is doing a perfect job in every show.
I feel like everything he says is right.
This is dangerous.
There is only him in Japan now.
This is dangerous.
Every talent is shining when they are being played by him.
He is no one but a talent.
This is dangerous.
Height is 8cm.
When I look at him, I feel relaxed.
Is that so?
He doesn't seem to be angry about little things.
He doesn't seem to neglect anyone.
That's right.
He is generous.
He is sexy.
He is sexy now.
What kind of actress would be happy about this?
I don't know.
I don't know about this.
Height is a little smaller than this.
Height is bigger than this.
He is doing a good job.
I think I will fall for him if he approaches me seriously.
He is sexy.
I like his face and voice.
I want to be hugged by him.
Will you marry me?
It's clear now. This is my second graduation. I declare my graduation on the second night.
You're not graduating, are you?
I'm stable now.
You're stable now.
I'm stable now.
7 points for appearance.
You sometimes show a cute smile with a baby face.
This opinion was very good.
Baby face...
That smile...
It's not that smile!
When you play with Takeyama-san, your innocent expression is wonderful.
Is that so?
Thank you very much.
It's all thanks to me.
It's all thanks to you.
It's all thanks to me.
Say something!
How do you feel, Mori-san, that Arioshi is in first place?
I'm very happy.
Happy?
That's strange.
What's that?
What's that supposed to mean?
Are you saying you were hoping we would be in first place?
That's ridiculous.
Koushi Kondo is also ridiculous!
Arioshi is in first place.
Are you happy?
That's great!
If you're happy, why are you happy about it?
Even when I'm alone on TV, I feel love.
I feel like I have compassion.
Mori-san, you said you were in first place, right?
Yes, I did.
Oh, you were in first place?
If that's the case...
He's coming.
He's here.
Please hug me.
If that's the case...
Arioshi is here.
Asuken is here.
Since you're here, why don't you hug me?
You seem like someone who cares.
Thank you.
Can you lick my chin?
Is it okay?
Can you lick my cracked chin?
I'm sorry!
Is there anyone who can lick my chin?
Is there anyone who can lick my cracked chin?
I'm here!
What is this?
I'm sorry!
What is this?
I'm sorry!
If that's the case...
Is there anyone who can't lick my chin?
What kind of chin is this?
There's nothing else! There's only weird ones!
But it's surprisingly good!
Please watch it!
The fourth movie of the low planet series, "Konya Kaikyu"!
The devil's love triangle!
Toilet.
I heard a scream.
She's really panicking!
I wonder if we can continue our relationship like this.
Won't you bother me?
I refuse!
The top one is "Ariyoshi" in "Ozoku Sate".
On the other hand, the funniest and worst one is "Anga Tanaka".
It's a surprising graph!
Please watch it! This is "Tanayan"'s graph!
It's amazing!
It's horrible!
What is this?
There's a funny one and a sincere one.
There's "Ari Mitaneichiro Keichi".
"Mitaneichiro Keichi"?
It's "Gonan no Gokiburi"!
No, it's not!
Not funny at all!
"Bakebore" is funny!
It's not funny!
"Bakebore" is funny!
"Funny" - 6 points
"Uncomfortable" but you'll get used to it
Yes
That's why I'm saying 6 points
"Sincerity" - 5 points
Yes.
Since you feel uncomfortable,
you seem to be kind to other people, animals and things.
Kind to animals and things?
Your impression is terrible.
But you are kind to things.
You are raising animals and things.
You are kind.
But you only said this much.
The size of the bowl is three points.
You seem to be restless and unreliable.
You are not fair.
I am fair.
You are not fair.
I am not unreliable.
You are like a casga.
You are good at it.
You are good.
Cas.
Cascas.
Tana.
Wow!
Why are you saying "Wow" in front of the TV?
What is it?
That's why I scared you.
I scared you.
You are like a goby.
You flew suddenly.
You are like a goby.
You flew suddenly.
You are like a goby.
You almost got killed.
You are like a goby.
Your appearance is two points.
You are becoming unpleasant.
You only look like an alien.
Which alien?
I thought you were different.
When we first met,
I'm sorry, but I still think it's gross.
It's grosser when it's raw.
It's sexy.
No one thinks it's a waste of being tall.
I don't know about that.
My body just followed me.
To my face.
You were ordered to do it.
Is it your face?
Why did God give me this head?
If you do it right, you become a man.
Your hair is messy.
You should do it like Shichisan.
It's clean.
You should do it right.
It's messy.
You should do it like Shichisan.
You should do it like Pitatto.
Pitatto?
Is there such Pitatto?
You should do it more like Pitatto.
Pitatto.
What is this?
It shrunk.
What is this?
You should do it more like Pitatto.
I've never seen such a person.
Soccer player.
It looks like a cockroach's back.
Endo.
It's not Endo.
There is a string.
It's fashionable.
It's messy.
I can't help it.
I only have that little one.
Can you put it in?
Yes, you can.
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
You shouldn't get excited.
You can do it.
Try to be cool.
You can do it.
It hurts.
I can't get in.
It's bleeding!
You have to take it out.
Properly! Properly!
There's a big one. There's a big one.
Get out of here!
It's really big!
Show me! Show me! Show me!
It's really...
It's bleeding! It's bleeding!
It's not good for your hair.
Hurry up and take it off.
I'm going to lose it again.
If we do this again in a year, your grant will increase.
Please come to our salon.
Is it one point difference?
Yes, it is.
Only one point difference?
Yes, it is.
Only 22 points difference.
By the way, there was such a difference in the top Arios and worst Tanaka's graph.
Next time, "No fashion sense tournament", first female version will be released.
I don't like that kind of woman.
Eight fashionable women and judges will beat them up.
It's ugly, isn't it?
I don't like it!
It's beautiful.
The first shameless host will be...
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