AISubs v3.7
The next project is "Recording starts without telling the performers anything"
I'd like to announce this project.
This project is...
Ura de Konna Koto Yattemashita 2012
Since half of the year is over, we'd like to release it before it rots!
Komujo wa Dekita
Nomiya de Densui Shite
A special project for men and women of all ages!
Even if it's fast, there are still a lot of crazy stories.
Among them, we'd like to release the top 30 stories in a ranking format.
Kantsou Neta
Kakushi Tori VTR
Ariushou Tsubusu to Senken Shita Otoko
Masaka no Majigen Kama
Everyone, you're doing a lot of things behind the scenes, aren't you?
Yoshimura-san!
You're in the front row!
You're a rising star!
I'm a big rising star!
I've come all the way from the back!
That means you've done a lot of crazy things!
I'm just a rising star of comedy!
You're doing something behind the scenes, aren't you?
Tanaka-san, you're doing something, aren't you?
Me?! No way! I'm not doing anything!
You're not doing anything!
I'm not doing anything!
What is it?
Did you pay for your dial pain?
I didn't do it!
Why are you doing this?!
Now, it's time for the ranking announcement!
We'll start with the third place!
In a strange sense of tension, who will be called first?
The footballer is your father!
You did it!
I'm 3rd!
You did it!
I really didn't do it!
The first attention!
Goto has a lot of hidden information!
The information provider, regular Nishikawa-kun!
Recently, Goto-san's family has gathered to do a navigation.
At the doorstep, Goto-san says "I'm back!" and goes to pick up his girlfriend.
Goto-san says "Yes, yes" and quickly picks up his girlfriend and enters the living room.
It seems like we didn't notice it, but I think Goto-san was saying "I'm back!" at the doorstep.
What is this?
"Yes, yes" you said?
You can do it, right?
"Yes, yes" you say?
For example, if Junior-san is your girlfriend...
For example...
My girlfriend isn't this big!
For real?
She's really, really big!
Her face is also pretty big!
For example...
I'm back!
My girlfriend is back!
Welcome back!
She's so light-hearted!
After kissing, Junior-san was looking at her and was a bit disappointed.
He was really upset.
He's so cute!
Even Junior-san found Junior-san disgusting.
And 29th place is...
Chihara Junior-san!
I can't think of anything like that.
I know, I know.
This is information about Amimoto, a tulip.
When we went to Machu Picchu for New Year's holiday together,
we climbed a high mountain which was about 3,000 meters high,
but when we got off, we found out that our waist was missing too much height.
There's a picture of that.
A picture of missing waist?
It's a picture of missing waist.
What picture is it?
It's this one.
Wow!
This is a cliff of that rock.
The right side of it?
Yes, it's a cliff.
But there's more.
While we were traveling in Machu Picchu, we suddenly put on a civilian's hat and
we were told, "Hey, isn't this cool?"
But back then, we could only say "hey".
I don't remember it at all.
Here's the picture.
But it's cool, right?
It's not cool at all.
It's not funny at all.
Hey, Junior, it's slippery.
No, I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
Hey, it's not funny at all.
It's not funny at all.
Hey, it's New Year's holiday, right?
This is my first time sliding.
I thought it would be funny if you had a serious face with a unique hat on.
You don't know how to laugh.
You should laugh more.
You are noisy.
Sliding juniors continue.
The 28th place is...
KANO EIKO-SAN!
KANO-CHAN!
But that's...
Does it have anything to do with that?
It's all out there.
We received information from "seishun darts noda".
The other day, KANO-SAN said...
If it weren't for KAMINUMA EIKO-SAN, I wouldn't be where I am now.
KAMINUMA EIKO-SAN...
What's that supposed to mean?
It's not EIKO-SAN, it's KAMINUMA-SAN?!
He invited me to drink at a bar in Osaka.
We learned about etiquette and how to talk.
What did you two learn about how to talk?
"MC free".
MC?!
It's not "MC"!
The other day, YOSHIO-SAN and KOJIMA-SAN held a wedding ceremony.
It's "MC"!
KAMINUMA-SAN held a "golden ceremony".
It's "MC".
For example, what kind of place...
What you're drinking and what you're doing now...
Before we get to the main subject...
The opening "furifuri".
"Furifuri"?
"Furifuri"?!
The first guest...
What happened to my "furifuri" today?
"Furifuri" is... compared to KAMINUMA-SAN...
KAMINUMA-SAN is a senior.
KAMINUMA-SAN is like a legend.
What about HATSUI-SAN?
HATSUI-SAN is like an older brother.
Are you okay?!
You're so close!
What do you mean "older brother"?!
Following KAMUMA-SAN, the 27th guest...
It's really you, NOB-SAN!
It's not me! It's not me!
It's you, NOB!
I'm just working as hard as I can!
The information provider is KISHIMOTO-SAN, the creative writer.
It's not me!
Isn't it a good news?
While I'm drinking with my juniors, NOB...
Yes?
I'm getting a lot of talk in AmeTalk...
So I feel like I can talk more and more.
At this stage, you shouldn't get too much talk.
It's better to be a little less talk and a little more talk.
That's what I said.
Is that what you were saying on TV?
I think it's being transmitted weirdly.
When we talk on Ametalk or something like that,
people often say that a reliable comedian from Osaka has come.
But it's not like that!
Nobu should do better.
Senpai, please do better!
It's totally different!
The nuance is totally different!
And it seems like it's better for him to do it on purpose.
There's one more thing!
What is it?
The top sponsor, Dian Nishizawa!
Recently, when I ask for an autograph,
I add a single stroke like a master does next to the autograph.
For example, "Don't look down."
Just one dream.
Do you have a pen and paper?
Don't you have one?
I do!
No, I don't!
Please give me an autograph!
Nobu, can you give me an autograph?
No, I don't need it!
I don't need Nobu's autograph!
First of all, I don't feel like I want to give you an autograph!
You don't, do you?
No, I don't!
Can you show me your autograph?
Nobu's autograph!
Wah wah, say it!
Wait, is this also a target?
It was on purpose, wasn't it?
It was on purpose!
Don't save it!
This is Nobu's power!
Wah wah, say it!
This is Nobu's power!
In order for Master Nobu to study in the future,
next up is 26th place...
Fujiwara Haramichi-san!
You did it!
I didn't do it! I'm just living my life!
I'm just living my life!
I'm not doing anything!
What do you mean you're just living your life?
I'm not doing anything!
Information provider, Haramichi-san's wife, Satomi-san...
I'm not doing anything!
It's all about Satomi!
Local specialty, Haramichi's wife, Satomi-san...
Without hesitation, she took out some coins from my wallet and went out to buy alcohol.
I know everything.
When my husband went to the Okinawa International Film Festival,
it was rare for him to treat a large number of younger comedians to a meal.
It's rare!
I think you all know that we are financially capable,
and it seems to be spreading to younger comedians as well.
The next day, my husband received a lot of emails worrying about his pocket money.
When I heard about it, I gave him 15,000 yen more than usual for his pocket money for the next month.
Then my husband said, "Hmm..." and didn't look happy,
but he should be very happy inside and out.
I know everything!
It's a gag!
You know everything!
I said I would go with Hanamaru and Messi.
Hanamaru said he would go with Koyabu.
I said I would go with Koyabu too.
Koyabu won the championship in R-1.
It was a party for him.
Normally, I would pay him when he came.
But he only took 10,000 yen.
That's why I went.
There were a lot of people.
A lot of people.
They were all drunk.
It was a night in Okinawa.
They were all drunk.
Koyabu was really drunk.
When we went home,
he said "thank you!"
I said "what?"
I said "excuse me."
He said "how much is it?"
I said "it's 80,000 yen."
That's a lot of money.
He said "it's 40,000 yen."
It's like 20,000 yen.
I said "how much is it?"
He said "it's okay."
I said "thank you!"
He said "give me 80,000 yen!"
Since then, you've been like a teacher.
You say "it's 500 yen a day."
That's a lot of money.
That's your dream!
Dream!
While everyone was sleeping,
we moved on to 25th place.
You're an idiot!
It's three of you.
This is a complaint from a certain manager.
Three of Tsubokura and Murakami are drinking alcohol and doing a show review session after the show.
What are they talking about?
It's a verification video.
Are you okay?
They're checking how they're doing.
The day after June...
Thank you for your hard work.
Since the recording of "LONHA" which was scheduled to be filmed suddenly stopped,
the program staff invited them to drink.
"LONHA" is cool and cool.
But I didn't feel it at all.
When I saw it, I was like, "Thank you for editing it."
That happens a lot, doesn't it?
I felt the power of editing that provided me with interesting and boring things.
During "LONHA", I said, "Okay, I did it."
I don't have a gun.
I don't have anything left.
I don't remember saying anything interesting.
You're quite negative.
I didn't do anything for the first couple of times.
You can't do that.
What am I supposed to do?
People think I'm weird.
People say I'm scary.
I know.
People say I do a lot of things.
It's possible.
People like Yatsushi and Ariyoshi...
If you praise me...
If I'm only good at 5...
Do you know I can do 7 or 8?
That's right.
Really?
I should praise you.
I want to be praised.
Ariyoshi said this.
I told him about my position.
We share our roles.
Comedians have their own type.
There are comedians like Yatsushi.
There are comedians like you.
We do both for comedy.
You say you can say whatever you want.
That's my own interpretation.
You say as if you're praising me.
You have a lot of love for me.
I'll say one thing for comedy.
I can't be teased.
What is it?
I don't know what it is.
You're a weirdo.
These days, there are more comedians who like Yatsushi.
I like Yatsushi.
Really?
I get excited when I'm with Yatsushi.
This is embarrassing.
Who is this?
I'm Ariyoshi...
...Zakiyama...
Show me!
Stop it!
It can't be.
Are you kidding me?
That's awful!
That's terrible!
That's right!
Takebo-san isn't like that at all!
But Takebo-san, you're not just an MC, you're also...
No, I'm not!
You're also...
What?
Stop it!
I am!
Stop it, you!
5 years later, at a comedy party...
I guess I'll have to change my voice after all.
I want to make the wind bigger with "New Generation"!
What is this?
Why are you talking like that?
But you don't talk like you're nervous or anxious...
No, we don't!
You don't talk like you're shaking?
No, because people are watching us...
we feel like we're pathetic.
Pon-san...
Please...
praise me.
But you don't have a place to praise you, so what should you do?
See? That's what you're saying!
No, but...
There is!
There isn't!
Where would you be if you were me?
No, but...
Don't catch a cold.
Don't catch a cold?
Don't catch a cold? Are you serious?
What are you talking about?
Oh no! Oh no!
I'm kidding!
What are you talking about?
Which one is it? I'm serious!
Because I've been on "Lo-Ha" for years!
Nothing has changed!
Oh no...
He's serious about it.
It might look like it, but...
No, no...
Cat!
It's a watered-down cat!
Cat!
I thought it had nothing to do with it!
Destroy it!
But I don't know where to start with the sponsors.
They don't show me new challenges,
so I can only do what I've been doing.
Oh, it's like a one-shot gag.
You shut up, too!
We're in the middle of nowhere!
We can't help it if you're following us!
This is what they were doing behind our backs in 2012.
Moving on to 2024...
Heisei's dazzling Yoshimura-san!
What's with this trend, Yoshimura?!
Young people's hidden talents.
Moving on to Rockwee!
Can you predict the hardness of the above?
Information provider.
An iron path with a closed bag.
Even though it's bad weather,
he takes great care of his beauty.
He also puts on lotion.
Aside from his face, he also applies body cream.
He doesn't make any effort for his beauty.
Huh?
Huh? What are you saying?
Moving on to 2024!
Stop it! Stop it!
I came forward because it took me so long!
I have to fly now!
Moving on to 2024!
You're kidding me!
When he goes out...
A furious explosion from Yukina!
A hide-and-seek video of Sugi-chan is revealed!
This is what he did behind our backs in 2012!
Moving on to 2023!
Fujiwara Fujimoto-san!
What?
What did you do?
Are you okay?
I'm scared!
I got this information from my wife, Yukina Kinoshita.
You got this information right away!
When we go out together, I always have to wear and take off my clothes.
I repeat "wear and take off my clothes" and I end up waiting for my girlfriend.
It's really annoying, so hurry up and decide.
Has anyone seen my husband?
That's embarrassing.
It's not embarrassing.
Are you a womanizer?
No, I'm a model, so I have to dress up like a model.
Do you kiss when you go out?
Of course I kiss.
Are you married?
I'm still married.
For example, Mr. Haraishi...
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you doing?
Hey, hey!
Wait a minute!
It's painful for me!
This is what I do when I go home.
Am I supposed to do this?
No, you're always playing with your smartphone like this.
I'm playing with my smartphone like this.
My wife is calling me "dachan", so I say "dachan, welcome home".
I say "dachan, welcome home".
I'm home!
Welcome home, dachan!
Dachan, I'm tired!
Dachan!
What are you doing?
What is this?
No, no!
What is it?
Why are you shaking like that?
You're going to get angry!
You're disgusting!
You're not married, are you?
You're going to get angry!
Okay!
Now that they've seen their second kiss, it's time for their 22nd kiss!
I'm going to pass!
Sugi-chan, what are you doing?
I'm not doing anything!
Kamihanki's biggest break, Sugi-chan's unknown behind- the-scenes report!
Information provider, a certain manager.
Right now, Sugi-chan is on a big break, but rather than riding the momentum,
she's feeling anxious about her own future and is very nervous.
Let's see how Sugi-chan is doing!
Is Sugi-chan really nervous during the break?
To verify that, on the same day in June...
Sugi-chan was invited to eat with the manager's cooperation.
I usually wear the same T-shirt as Juniors.
It comes from love.
Do you often eat with the staff?
I haven't eaten with people I knew since I was young.
But you eat out, don't you?
No, I don't bring a lunch box at all.
If I don't have one, I eat rice.
You are serious and kind.
You are kind.
Thank you for saying that.
Do you want me to eat it?
He is shy.
He is quiet.
Let's ask him about his problems.
I heard you were busy for a year.
I didn't know you were so busy for a year.
I was impatient.
I thought you were out of business.
Many people told me you were disappearing.
You are negative.
You are scary.
Do you hate me?
No, I don't hate you.
Do you hate me?
No, I don't hate you at all.
Let's go home today.
You care about me a lot.
Thank you.
He is too anxious about a one-shot match.
His staff cares about him a lot.
And he has something to say in a talk show.
I think it's different for me to talk about someone else's problem.
I'm a wild man.
Why did you think I was popular?
At first, I thought so.
But now I'm speechless.
Are you speechless?
It's not like that.
Well, that's right, but...
Furthermore, after this...
Three days ago, I was really stuck.
Now it's no use, but it may not be suitable for me.
He repeated negative remarks.
Let's have fun drinking.
He lost too much confidence.
When I asked him how he spent his holidays...
It's terrible, isn't it?
It ended a little early, but it's over.
And then...
The founder said, "Let's go home again."
That's right, I like going there.
What's that?
He's a great person.
I think children will be happy.
I was very happy when I was young.
Thank goodness.
It took a lot of work.
It took a lot of time and effort.
There wasn't a result that didn't sell.
I really care about the people who support me.
Thank you very much.
As a page of memories for those children...
I thought it would be nice if I could go back.
The staff was moved by Sugi-chan's kind hearted story.
In addition, there are other holiday episodes.
I like food.
What kind of food do you like?
I don't know.
It's terrible.
That's enough.
Is there such a strict relationship between good people and bad people?
Bravo! You're amazing!
It's like anxiety for your character. It's gone somewhere.
The second half is too strong.
I went to this place where you wrote fan letters on your day off and it surprised me.
That's true.
And with those feet...
What did you say?
Since you came all the way to Nagoya, why don't you go there?
I'm sorry.
I'll kill you if you don't listen to me!
They were doing this in secret in 2012.
Next is 2021.
London Boots No. 1 and No. 2, Mr. Ryo!
Mr. Ryo is here.
He's not here.
Mr. Ryo's wife, Ms. Arisa, gave us this information.
What did she do?
Recently, using a whiteboard, my husband is addicted to giving quizzes to four-year-olds.
That's interesting!
He draws pictures of animals and makes them answer in hiragana,
but he says "kya kya" with the kids.
However, the other day, my husband and I had a three- way interview with kindergarten teachers.
There, my husband told the teacher that he didn't like the quiz using his dad's whiteboard because he was forced to do it until he got it right.
It seems that four-year-olds were reading the air and going out with him.
I'm in shock.
What are you making me care about?
It's an environment you can't tell your father.
You're doing it pretty.
Do you want me to do it?
No, no, no.
Don't hit me.
I'll be violent right away.
He prayed for a kind father.
Next, number 20.
Takeyama-san.
There's two of them.
There's two of them?
Takeyama-san?
Takeyama-san and his human resource manager gave us this information.
At the end of the recording of "London Hearts", we said that we always go out for drinks with Takeyama-san.
But recently, we've been going out for drinks outside of the recording day.
As usual, he's been messing around all morning.
Is this a verification video?
Hey, stop it!
What are you going to do?
On the day of the recording of "London Hearts",
we went to a restaurant called "Towaru Yaktoria" instead of "Tsurutontan".
Oh, was it like that?
The recording staff didn't say what they were going to use, but just put the camera in front of them.
Why do you need a camera?
I know you have a camera, but are you recording?
And then...
Joyce!
Hey!
Aren't you late?
Why?
Why are you waiting for me?
Takeyama...
came...
to the restaurant!
It's mine!
It's annoying!
It's true!
It's not painful!
And the topic is about Takeyama's hairstyle.
Where is it?
I won't say it anymore.
Do you admire my hairstyle?
You don't, do you?
No, where is it?
Where do you think it is?
Is it here?
It's here!
What are you doing?
What's this?
It's already 2am.
Takeyama has been working since early morning.
He looks tired.
Have you ever seen Takeyama like this?
He smiles and says "Yeah!"
I have!
Takeyama!
This is a bit extreme.
I'm sorry.
You're not supposed to do that.
I'm doing it.
It's annoying.
Takeyama gets angry when someone is working hard.
He gets angry, but he doesn't say anything.
This is funny.
I'm sorry.
Takeyama is tired of working.
I'm tired.
He is interested in Takeyama's iPhone.
It's funny.
Don't touch it.
Give me your glasses.
No!
I'll give you my iPhone.
I don't want either of them.
I only want my glasses.
You're annoying.
I'm really tired of you.
I'll give you my glasses.
He stopped.
I'm tired of you.
Time starts now!
How is it?
I'll kill you!
What is this?
Why is there a camera here?
Koda and Fujimon's dream co-star!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Behind the Scenes of 2012!
Next up, 19th place...
Idiot! Tsubokura!
Who's that?
That's Tsubokura.
Tsubokura?
No, my house's Tsubokura.
Who?
My house's Tsubokura. Good morning, Yoshi.
Why am I recognized here?
Information provider "the golden golden" Yoshi Katsu.
I'm a junior comedian of Watanabe Entertainment.
The other day, when we were walking down Ebisu Street...
A woman passed by and said, "You're my house's Tsubokura, right?"
"Please do your best," and asked for a handshake.
Tsubokura shook her hands and bowed his head.
"Thank you very much," he said.
After that, Tsubokura said...
When a woman leaves the house and greets you politely...
She'll tweet you back, so I think you'll like her.
Five minutes later, when I searched "my house's Tsubokura" on Twitter...
I saw a woman's tweet about shaking hands earlier...
Earlier, when I shook hands with my house's handsome man in Ebisu Street...
When I bowed my head, my head was bald and I was shocked.
What do you want me to do?
You got it right where you aimed for.
I'm happy.
Following the reverse effect of the butt,
the first place goes to...
The panther, Ogata!
The information provider, Ogata's manager, Ishikawa.
As you saw in "Magic Mail",
Ogata is not sloppy with women,
but when it comes to work, he's very serious.
Thank you!
He's always humble and gives it his all.
But!
He's so hardworking that I'm worried.
What do you mean?
I'm so worried that I'll show you a test video.
What?
A test video?
What is it?
Is Ogata the panther who gives it his all for work?
June, Tokyo.
Good morning!
What?
To test Ogata's seriousness,
they used a commercial for "Uso".
Is this "Uso"?
What is this?
"Uso" is a beef bowl chain that will move to Tokyo soon.
The main character will be Ogata the panther.
Ogata is a little scary because Ogata is the director.
What?
And then...
Good morning!
T-shirts with "thank you, thank you, thank you" on them.
Thank you!
First of all, a big reaction to "thank you, thank you, thank you".
And they kept eating deliciously.
When they emptied the bowl,
they said "thank you, beef bowl, 390 yen, thank you".
They started shooting immediately.
Ready!
Wow! Thank you, beef bowl! It looks so good!
Thank you for it!
After the reaction, they eat deliciously.
Their facial expressions are full of beef bowl.
It's good!
Because of "no-cut" shooting, they kept eating without taking a break.
It's good!
Because of "no-cut" shooting, they kept eating without taking a break.
While the sponsors were watching,
they emptied the bowl in no time and...
Thank you, beef bowl! It's so good!
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
There's no reaction at all!
You put in too much food!
Do you want water?
No, it's really good.
Even in that situation, they don't forget to think about the sponsors.
They don't forget to think about the sponsors.
They work hard for their jobs!
After this, it's the second bowl.
They managed to eat up the third bowl,
but the director's unreasonable "no-cut" continued.
Next is the fourth bowl.
Wow!
Thank you, beef bowl! It looks so good!
Thank you, beef bowl! It's expensive!
Thank you, beef bowl!
Can you eat it?
Wow, it's good!
It looks painful!
Even though it's good, they're starting to lose their eyes.
However, the hard worker Ogata is about to cry but still eats.
Thank you beef bowl! 390 yen! Thank you!
Thank you!
Sato!
Yes!
Didn't you forget the pickled ginger?
It's pickled ginger.
Ogata-san, you're eating so hard.
Ogata-san, you're too much.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
You can't do it anymore, can you?
No, it's okay.
I won't do it anymore.
Really.
No, I won't do it anymore.
Let's have fun.
Yes.
Let's have fun.
I'm really scared.
That's good.
So, take 5.
Ready...
Thank you beef bowl!
It looks so good!
Thank you for the food!
You're eating a lot.
I feel like I'm recovering.
It's not the time to think about it.
Anyway, Ogata-san is eating so hard.
You can do it, can't you?
You're not smiling anymore.
I'm scared of your face.
With enthusiasm and guts, he managed to eat 5 bowls.
Thank you beef bowl!
It's 390 yen!
You ate it quite slowly.
Thank you!
It's the best!
Thank you!
Finally, he ate 5 bowls!
Okay!
It's good!
I'll start from the right.
Can I eat it?
Ready.
He ate more than his limit.
It's spicy.
It's very spicy.
It's not spicy.
It's a little spicy.
Thank you.
It's not spicy.
He worked hard for his job.
Right, Takeuchi-san?
Don't complain.
To be honest,
in the bathroom,
a little...
Don't do it.
It's not good for the sponsor.
It's a lie.
I'm serious.
Call your mom.
Call her and say "thank you, gyudon".
What?
He worked hard for his job.
In 17th place,
T.K.O. Kinoshita-san!
Kinoshita-san is here!
No one can do it better than him!
Information provider, Yasuda Dai Circus's leader,
Kinoshita-san's marriage is always serious.
In games like "king game", men will kiss each other,
and no one will enjoy anything that only happens in games.
In order not to waste even one order,
we use a sign that we call "superpower".
Sign?
Imagine it in "king game".
"Superpower" is a signal to Kinoshita-san
so that girls won't know the number you chose.
If it's "one", "let's go!"
If it's "two", "what number is two-san?"
If it's "less than", "three", "let's do it!"
If it's "more than", "let's do it!"
It's like an enigma with numbers.
It's all programmed.
Young comedians who joined "superpower"
will be the first ones to learn it.
Before "games"?
It's not "games"?
It's all programmed.
It's all programmed!
My "superpower" is...
let's do it!
Let's do it!
It's been revealed that there are 5 terrible things,
but there are 16 more!
Fujiwara Fujimoto-san!
Fujiwara Fujimoto-san
Information provider "ronha staff"
I think you all know Fujimon, a character based on Koumei Dayuu in "ronha".
But in fact, there is a phantom VTR that these two have co-starred in.
Take a look!
It's a magic mail special from Paru.
While waiting for a transformation from the target, Asushi...
Since we don't have much time...
We've invited a special guest to join us.
Who is it?
It's this person! Please come in!
Seriously?!
The guitar is...
Gya gya gya!
Gya! Gya! Rotenburu!
If you open it up...
...it's just a piece of garbage!
Liar!
Don't say it!
You can't get away with just listening!
It's a collaboration!
You're lying!
You can't lose!
It's really a collaboration!
Can you do it behind my back?
By yourself?
(Laughter)
Oh, my goodness!
Oh, my!
It went around my eye!
You have a human voice!
Can you do it together?
Can you do "Ro-tem-pu-ro" together?
(Laughter)
Please show us your sharing.
Please!
They are happy.
They are serious.
What? The family doesn't have the initiative?
(Laughter)
(singing)
It doesn't sound like you at all.
Stop it! You're making your junior do it.
(laughter)
You're making me do it!
It seems like you're not interested in girls who say "I love you" anymore.
Who have you been into recently?
Recently, I've been into Shimada Fucai.
(laughter)
Fujimoto Fucai.
What kind of person is Shimada Fucai?
I don't know.
There was a phrase.
Yes, yes, yes.
I've done it.
"Kantsou-ne".
(laughter)
It's not popular.
It's not popular at all.
High-end brands are popular.
It's not popular.
"Kantsou-ne".
Fuzaku Nishi.
He's been into stone-faced women.
He's also been into Ryoku-Ikka.
This is what they were doing in the village in 2012.
Moving on to 15th place!
Underless! Tanaka-san!
We finally got it!
Information from the anonymous manager!
The other day...
When I received a questionnaire from a show via fax...
In the messy handwriting...
There was something that I could only think of as conspiracy.
That's all!
Wait a minute!
We did it!
Do you want to put the fax down?
But it was so close...
What were you doing?
There's no reason for it!
It was so close and it was a conspiracy, isn't it weird?
I don't know about conspiracies!
I'm not a conspiracist!
Leaving that aside, let's move on to 14th place!
Sugi-chan!
In 2nd place, Sugi-chan!
After this, a shocking love story will be revealed!
The information provider, Cherry Boy, has recently had a girlfriend.
He has never met her, but he has met her on the phone.
At that time, Sugi-chan said to her, "Once you have an affair, I won't change."
Is it that kind of story again?
Once you have an affair, I won't change.
It's really cute.
Have you ever seen it?
I saw it on the screen.
She is 20 years old.
20 years old?!
She is a fan letter.
She is a fan letter maniac!
She is not only a fan letter maniac, but also a fan of many things!
There is a picture of her and a phone number in the fan letter.
She said, "I'm the real Sugi-chan."
At first?
She said it with a happy face.
Don't make a happy face to anyone!
Sugi-chan, it hurts a little.
It hurts, doesn't it?
No, it doesn't hurt.
It's okay.
What kind of fan letter is it?
It's a fan letter!
Why?!
Can you use it in such a situation?
I don't know!
On the contrary, I want to ask you.
Can you use a fan letter for anything?
If you say it like now...
If you say it like now, it's a fan letter!
The third fan letter is Sateoki.
The next one is 13 years old.
Ariyoshi Hiroyuki-san!
I won! I finally did it!
You look like you like it.
I didn't do anything.
King Dokusetsu ranks in for the first time. Break the secret side that you don't usually show and come!
Information from Instant Johnson Sugi.
At the end of the year, I went to Phuket with Mr. Ariyoshi.
There was a countdown event, and in front of the special stage,
Mr. Ariyoshi, wearing a pointed hat and dancing, looked like he was having fun anyway.
Looking at the fireworks and saying "thank you again this year" and "I'll do my best next year"
I was impressed by his gentle face.
- Gentle? - Why? - No, it's not like that...
- There's a picture of it! - Here it is!
- The one in front of you, in the color of a mouse... - What?! Is this Ariyoshi?!
- No, it's not! - It's definitely not!
- This is a Junior-san pattern. He was really having a little fun...
- Show me your dancing!
- It's fine, but I don't like dancing alone!
- Huh?! - I want to dance with you, Junior-san!
- What's with you?!
- What's with you, Junior-san?!
- What's with you?!
- I usually dance like this!
- Like that?
- Here!
- You can do it more, Junior!
- You can do it!
- Ah, it went back!
- What are we going to do?!
- Why are you dancing like that?!
- It's weird! - It's not like we have anything to do with it!
- It's not like we have anything to do with dancing like that!
- After seeing their precious dancing like that, let's move on to 12th place!
Chidori 5th place!
Daigo-san!
Information provider Smile Seto,
Daigo-san said in a drinking session that
Nobu's comment was "the best in Japan".
What are you saying?
What is...
It's over.
It's over?
Wait a minute.
What is this embarrassing combination?
That's good!
Daigo!
But if you say my comment is "the best in Japan",
Goto-san will also say "I'm also the best in Japan".
Which one is the best in Japan?
You should say it clearly.
You want me to say "the best in Japan", don't you?
Which one is the best in Japan?
I can't say "the best in Japan" because I'm too new to it.
He said it!
It's too new for him to say "the best in Japan".
Goto-san, don't lose!
Go for it, Goto!
Shouldn't you try it first?
What is that, Goto-san?
What is it?
That tie.
It looks like a sick dolphin's tie.
Oh, no! The tie is here!
What is this?
It's here!
This is...
It's not a sick dolphin's tie!
What?
Can I have 20 minutes of your time?
But you have to give me 20 minutes of your time!
I can't do that. I'll tremble in the dressing room.
As expected of you, Goto.
Why?
You've already lost one round!
But you're the best in Japan so far!
I'm embarrassed.
I'm the only one who's embarrassed.
It's a good combination.
Stop it, please!
The next player in Tsukkomi Gakusen is...
Fujiwara Harani-san!
Is there such a thing?!
It's a story about money, isn't it?
As I said earlier, this information provider is...
Tsuma Satomi-san!
But this time, it's not about money.
It's not about money.
Is it a sexy story?
The owner likes a hot spring hotel and always wishes for a hotel with a room bath.
However, in a hotel without a room bath, even if you come to a hot spring, you won't go to the bathhouse.
The owner doesn't say why you can't go in, but...
It's probably because it's small and I'm embarrassed to go in.
What are you saying?!
I know everything!
Turn it around!
That's obvious!
Is it really like that?
I've seen it before, but it's really small.
The other day, when it was raining, I went home and went to the bathroom first and changed.
Then my wife came in and her eyes were right here.
She looked at me and said, "Tamami-tsu!"
Tamami-tsu!
I can't help it!
2012 CUNNING FUNK!
It's time for the top 10!
I'll announce the 10th, 9th and 8th places at once!
It's the top 10!
First of all, the 10th place is...
Fujiwara Fujimoto-san!
Wait a minute... the 3rd place?
The 9th place is...
FOOTBALL HOUR Goto-san!
What does that mean?
The 8th place is...
CUNNING TAKEYAMA-san!
The 3 of you have been in the top 10 for a long time.
What does it mean?
A stylist told me that...
Comedians say this all the time, but...
When we interview a magazine or something like that...
We say things that we don't say on TV...
And we answer very seriously without being embarrassed.
So...
The 3 of us interviewed a fake magazine.
That's amazing!
This is a picture, isn't it?
What's this?
Mr. Fujimoto and Mr. Goto have a magazine for salarymen in their 30s and 40s.
I had it!
Is that so?
Are you serious?
First of all, Mr. Fujimoto, what skills do you need for a salaryman to succeed?
Knowing your own number one weapon.
It's good to have something you can't lose to anyone.
In my case, it's Gaia.
Now I've established my position as a Gaia entertainer,
that I've been able to continue my career.
That's amazing!
Mr. Gaia!
No, not Mr. Gaia.
That's not it.
That's not the kind of atmosphere an interviewer creates.
But it's a good thing, isn't it?
And one more thing!
What is your business partner, Mr. Haranishi, to you?
He's a very reliable person.
If my Gaia is a machine gun,
Haranishi's gag is the spaceship Yamato's wave method.
We're both each other's number one understander.
To me, she's another wife.
Embarrassing!
How do you like it, Harani-san?
You're happy, aren't you?
I'm happy.
You're happy, aren't you?
What do you mean you're happy?
What do you mean you're happy?!
Is there such a way of using it?
Next question.
Who are you aiming for as an entertainer?
There is no entertainer I'm aiming for.
On the contrary, I don't think it's right.
I don't want to dye anyone's colors.
I want to value originality.
Good for you, young man.
You're first class.
You have a good face.
Interviewers are 8 meters ahead of you.
Next, we have a movie magazine interview for actor Takeyama.
I'm not an actor!
What is actor Takeyama's struggle?
It's a difficult question, but this is how actor Takeyama answers it.
I don't think people who appear in movies or dramas should appear in variety shows.
When you're in a story, your impression of a variety show gets in the way and you lose sight of it as a whole.
I used to talk about this with Miyasako-san, too, but the conclusion was that you had to cover it with your acting skills.
Amazing!
You did it!
It's tough!
That's how you do it!
Usually, I say, "I'm not an actor!"
Right?
But when I say, "I'm not an actor!", my dad says, "I'm not an actor!"
That's how Takeyama is.
And one more.
What is actor Takeyama's goal?
The actor I'm aiming for is Toshiyuki Mishida.
Also, Furuta Arata-san and Tetsuya Takeda-san are amazing actors.
And if I have a chance, I'd like to act as the second generation of Tora-san.
No!
It's tough!
Takeyama is tough!
No!
Don't make me do it!
Let me be the taco owner!
I'm going to be a taco owner!
Looking forward to Takeyama Matsurai's return, the ranking continues with the seventh place!
London Boots No. 1 and No. 2, Ryo-san!
We received information from a manager in Yoshimoto.
Even in Yoshimoto's Ideal Dad Ranking, Ryo-san won No. 1 proudly.
Is he really a good dad in front of his family?
We'll show you where he is with his family.
Wait a minute! Home again?!
Home?! What?! Scary, scary, scary!
One night in June...
His wife, Alisa-san, came back from a health check-up.
Together with their children, they took Ryo-kun to a local restaurant.
Mexican food?!
Then, Ryo-kun's family member, Shusuke-kun...
It says "Shusuke" here!
He handed over the welcome message to his dad.
Thank you for visiting us today.
Ryo-kun tried to show his good side, but he bit him.
It's nothing.
Then, when the drink is brought...
Thank you for visiting us today.
He seems to know how to say hello.
Thank you for visiting us today.
Ryo-kun gives him a small bone.
Thank you for visiting us today.
Then, when the chicken is brought...
Thank you for visiting us today.
Ryoku picks up the chicken from its neck.
And here, Jinan's Shusuke is...
So, they face each other.
They do have a child.
They have a good fatherly relationship with their children.
Here, they talk about their summer vacation.
In summer vacation, we talk about where we want to go.
Why did you decide not to go?
I'm still a child.
I'm a mother.
I'm a child.
I'm a strong woman.
You're a strong woman.
Here, Shusuke.
Akina is...
The second one.
Osaka.
You don't want to go too far, do you?
Dad, Australia.
Dad, India.
You don't want to go?
That's fine.
Dad, Atami.
Atami is...
You're getting tired.
Even after that, they talk in parallel.
But after this, Ryo-kun's beautiful wife Alisa-san said...
- No way! - I don't remember, I don't remember!
- It's not organized at all.
- So our encore is India, Australia...
- Well, let's think about it like this.
- Mom, help me!
- What is it?
- What kind of problem definition is that?
- I mean, it's summer.
Can you get a break in the summer?
Can you get a good break?
- What is this? Do you eat at a house like this?
- No way!
- Why not? Do something about it!
- She's really angry.
- What do you want me to do?
- Do something about it!
- Should I say "this"?
- "This"? What do you mean "this"?
- W-what do you want me to say?
- Then I'll say it!
- Dad! Dad!
- I'll say it!
- Say it!
- I'll say it!
- It's a house.
- No way!
- Cute!
- But after this, there's a surprise for Ryo-kun who's in a bad mood.
- Today is my father's day, so I have a present for you.
- A rose? Which one?
- This one.
- Say "congratulations" and "thank you" to your father.
- Thank you.
- Shizuku, you're funny!
- What could that present be?
It's my dad's second-ranked painting!
It's a great family!
It's great!
This is from Shusuke-kun of Jinan.
I'm so jealous.
And behind the second-ranked painting...
Behind the second-ranked painting...
Dad, thank you for always playing with me.
I won't play with you forever.
I was angry earlier.
I won't play with you forever.
Let's play together, okay?
Let's play together!
Wow!
It's great!
It's great to have such a family!
But...
I thought you took it without asking.
It's great!
I'm going home alone!
I'm taking a bath alone!
I don't know what you're doing...
What do you think, Mr. Junior?
It's great!
It's great to have such a family!
Do you know, Mr. Hara-nichi?
We have about the same age.
It's great to have such a family!
He's not crying!
It's great!
In the end, I'm going to die alone!
It's great!
I'm not happy even if I say glory.
I have to be recognized for this.
Ryo-kun, who was a very good father, continues.
The sixth place is...
Jihara Junior!
This is scary!
Information provider!
Familiar!
B Course Ticket!
Finally appearing!
Junior's immediate B Course Ticket!
What kind of behind-the-scenes will be exposed?
I fell asleep in the bathroom while taking out my ass in the bathroom alone.
When I tried to hit my ass and wake up...
"I'm sorry!" I shouted.
I was made to feel that kind of personality.
That's not fair!
When the person above me said he'd throw a birthday party for you,
I got really mad.
I went to the bathroom drunk like this, and I felt like I was being woken up by those people.
You didn't think they were your juniors, did you?
That's right, that's right.
I'm really sorry about that, but...
Mr. Takeda is a little...
He's a little...
No, it's not like that.
I think you have one.
You don't have one!
There's one more from Takedo!
Takedo, stop!
Recently, I had a colon examination after getting a human dog,
and they said I had put on my pants inside out,
and I put my pants on up front where the hole is,
The nurse tore his buttock and he shouted "Argh!"
- He can't run away anymore! - He can't run away anymore!
No, no, it's not like that.
Kamipantsu, you know.
Men will do what they're told to do.
But if you do it like this, it's the opposite.
You say "Argh!" and the beautiful woman says "I'll tear it off for you!"
"Argh!" Kamipantsu said.
"Argh!" said the beautiful woman.
But I clearly said "Argh!"
Argh!
Are you really doing this for inspection purposes?
No, it's not like that!
Kamipantsu did this behind our backs in 2012.
It's finally time for Top 5!
5th place is...
3rd place is...
The information provider, London Hearts staff.
In October of last year, they proposed on a show and settled in February of this year.
Just before settling in, they filmed a private trip called "wife" for you.
Wow!
I'm so excited! What do you mean?
In fact, both of them went on a trip together.
What?!
That's right.
Since they were informed in advance of their trip to Canada,
they secretly handed over their digits and asked them to take some of the money.
That was in December of last year.
The show staff asked Canada to record their trip on their digits.
They said it all of a sudden!
So, they went on a trip for the first day.
What's that?
Awesome!
I like Bali!
Bali?!
Bali!
What's this?
Bali is awesome!
We can sleep here.
I can't get enough of it.
Can we take a picture of you?
Yes, please.
Here, Atsuko asked Canada for a photo shoot.
Here we go!
Okay!
Cheese!
That's nice!
Wow!
We're in Bali.
The sky is huge!
Yes, it is.
The sky is huge!
It's the same!
The sky is huge.
Since the sky is so wide,
Canada was moved and enjoyed his first time in Bali.
This is fun!
Let's have fun today.
Wait a minute.
Yes?
Can we have fun?
What's that?
Huh?
In order to have fun,
the three of them went to a Bali restaurant.
In Japan, you can only taste delicious food.
Wow, it looks so good!
It's so luxurious!
And the three who enjoyed the food...
These three are completely relaxed.
What are you going to do tomorrow?
Morning exercise.
That's right.
Wait a minute.
Can we have fun?
That's right! It's a trend!
I want you to go all the time!
I don't think so!
I don't have such a private time.
No, you don't.
It's beautiful!
I'm glad you like it.
I'll do my best!
It's fast!
That's right.
The second day, we enjoyed sightseeing and shopping.
Up! Up!
We headed for Bali-style estate.
Before we woke up in the middle of the night...
It's like...
And Canada, too.
Can we use this?
Can we use it?
The last day...
We had dinner at a hotel restaurant.
Did you have fun?
I had a lot of fun.
I hope we can go to Bali next year, too.
In a few hours, we'll be in Japan.
I don't want to go back.
But Japan is waiting for you, Kano.
See you tomorrow!
What is it?
Don't bully me.
Wait a minute.
This is not funny or not funny.
It's just a normal private play.
But I thought it was a good trip with my wife.
It looks so fun.
Why did it turn out like that?
That's right.
I was surprised.
I'm sorry.
I don't know why I can't accept it.
How long are you going to say about Canada's penis?
It's not like that.
I was surprised when I saw it.
What did you see?
Isn't it a broomstick?
No, no, no.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
It was like this behind the scenes.
The ranking is finally increasing.
The fourth place is...
Hiraichi Ariyoshi!
After this, the private play of "Dokuzetsuo" is...
It was like this behind the scenes.
The fourth place is...
Hiraichi Ariyoshi!
Stop it.
What are you doing?
"Dokuzetsuou" is in the second place.
After this, the private play of "衝撃" is...
The information provider "Darling Honey"'s Yoshikawa said, "When I went to "Huzoku" I tried to go during "Golden Week" but all of my favorite girls weren't at work on their way home from work.
At that time, I should have caught customers at such a time, but why do you let me rest? I was angry alone.
It's not good! It's not good!
You're SM-type, aren't you?
Well, it's time to spend money, isn't it?
Even if you split your part-time job money, you have to withdraw it.
Don't become "thin"
I didn't think you would do that.
What? I like it. It's "m".
Is it "f"?
Huh?
It's like "s" all the time, but...
It's "m".
You're just a "ドm" you want, aren't you?
Don't force me to do it.
It's unlikely that you'll call me.
I don't leave any results in the front seat.
Now, let's move on to the next one.
Now, let's go.
It's okay. I'll cover you up.
You don't have to cover me up!
He was doing this behind my back in 2012.
The ranking is now in the top 3!
The 3rd place is...
Jungle Pocket is in the top 3!
It's the worst!
Here comes the first time ever, the Jumbo family's Saito!
After this, he's going to be a huge change!
The queen of fateful people!
Scary!
Recently, even in London House, Saito, who has been becoming a perverted character,
is not a character, but a real pervert!
Wow!
This is also part of the award ceremony!
Wow!
It's the best!
To award this award, on a Saturday night in June,
local late-night show "Trio-san"'s co-host and staff became the perverts!
Wow!
Saito was invited to the hotel's suite room!
Suite room!
What is this?
Wow!
They have it here, too?!
Seriously?!
This time's strategy is to hold a fake joint show in this suite room!
The host's wife is a president of Fujishiro D.
In this bubbly joint show, what will Saito show us?!
And so, the joint show host has arrived!
Did you get married?
No, not at all!
Wow!
You're so naive!
The bride is wearing a yukata!
Really?
Next to Saito, who likes to drink, is Natsumi-san, who has a nice cup.
It's fun to drink like this.
I made a good memory.
Cheers!
It suits you, doesn't it, Shinji?
No, it doesn't.
Is it dry?
If it was dry, it would have peeled off.
Your sexual desire is strong, isn't it?
A quick and erotic statement has come out, but they should look for a new nature.
Here, they call Fujishiro D urgently and ask him to leave his seat.
How will Saito come out as an entertainer alone?
It's going to start, isn't it? Is it okay?
Hello, everyone!
Nice to meet you. I'm Fever.
I'm Zubu.
Obviously, Saito's tension has changed.
It's just that Fujishiro is gone.
Is drinking strong?
Drinking is weak since ancient times, but it's strong. Which one is stronger, you or me?
Please react.
What is this?
It's a full response.
Then, one hour after the party began, all of them disappeared into the bedroom.
The reason for that is...
According to the way women say it, it's a battle of smutans.
It's a buggy.
What is it?
It's like a game.
No, no, no.
What game is it?
It's like "takenoko-nyokki".
Ah!
The last one who survives will eat.
The one who wears it or the last one who survives will eat.
OK.
One, two...
"takenoko-takenoko-nyokki-ki".
"ichinoki". "ninyoki".
"sanyoki". "yonyoki".
"gonyoki". "okyoki".
"nyoki" is wrong.
"nyoki" is wrong?
Really?
No way!
Really?
The punishment game is...
Then, Nacchan will...
What?
Listen to me.
Me?
Listen to me.
Oh, no!
Then, Saito will...
"nyokki-ki".
"nyokki-san".
Suddenly, Saito has "ichinyokki".
My boobs are amazing.
Your boobs are amazing.
"nyokki-san".
Then...
Nacchan's boobs are pretty big.
What?
How big are they?
Can I?
Then...
"sanyoki".
There are stages.
It's increasing.
I think it's better than the music video.
It may be amazing.
It's my first time doing this kind of work.
I think it's my first time doing this kind of work.
It's like an opening of a music video.
It's like a conversation between an actor and an actress.
I'm going to blame her.
Cut!
The opening is perfect.
Then, Saito moved to the bedroom.
He went out of his bed to an unbelievable action!
It's over!
What was it?
Well, we can't show you the sequel of "London Explosion"
What?
Anyway, I think you're curious about what happened
Yes!
So we'd like to show you a little bit of it
A little bit of it? What do you mean?
Scary, scary, scary
No, no, it was hot!
It was hot!
What?
What's that?
It's blood!
It's naked!
It's naked! It was naked just now!
But we'd like to watch the video!
We'd like to watch it!
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"Blitz Punch" Murakami!
No way!
It's here! It's here!
What?
What are you talking about?
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Murakami used to be exposed for saying bad things about his seniors and staffs behind their backs
But recently, he's been saying more than ever
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Is Pon Murakami really saying bad things about Panin?
That's because of his drinking habit. He was supposed to only reflect on his mistakes.
From the beginning until now, he's been saying bad things about Panin over and over again.
It's not a bad thing.
First, Atsushi.
It was like a "mame talk" or like a catch-all with me and Atsushi.
He's been saying bad things about Atsushi and Atsushi has been winning.
When I hear that, most people are like "congratulations".
Seriously.
They're getting emotional.
The bad guys only won against the good guys.
The bad guys only won against the bad guys.
Hey, hey, hey!
That's right.
Next up is Ayushi.
No good.
In the end, what's going to happen?
You're going to win, right?
No, but someday I'm going to lose my hair.
Someday I'm going to lose my hair.
I didn't say that!
Someday I'm going to lose my hair.
You didn't say that!
The next target is Panin and Panda, who are on the same team.
At the end of last year's "hidden camera", the fight broke out.
It's not like we said we wanted to sell with money.
I know and I'm doing it, but our styles are different, right?
Our styles are different, right?
We're a duo, right?
You didn't say that!
Did you get angry at Makishita?
It's not usually Muraken and Kanada who fight, it's usually Watari.
I think Kanada has a grudge against me.
What?
But I'm a bit of a loner, I talk a lot, and I'm a bit shy.
Murakami has been saying I'm a bit weak lately.
I have a grudge against him.
Really?
So in order for me to be jealous of him, if I say something about Watari...
No, you don't!
So you're saying you don't like me because you're watching me, right?
I think I'm watching you, too.
It doesn't matter, I don't know!
I don't know how you feel about me, but you shouldn't say that in front of people you know!
He's not good at all.
The main topic is about Watari and Saito.
Saito says I'm a bit of a loner.
But it's not funny to say Saito.
That's terrible.
But you know, Muraken also gets angry a lot.
It's completely different.
But it's good.
Saito says things that are similar to me at first.
But it's not funny at all.
He's not human.
But Saito is a senior in this industry.
He wants to hear and drink your opinions.
He acts like it, but in reality, he thinks he's the best.
You're talking too much!
You're not even talking about what you found out for me!
You're talking!
You're talking too much!
He's my junior.
Tomomi-san, you're no good.
Wait a minute.
Why do you think that Ariochi is over-the-top and will kick you down?
No, it's not like that.
Didn't Mariko-sama say it before? She said it with the feeling of crushing you.
Mariko-sama?
Ah, AKB's general election, right?
To be honest, I've actually been told this before.
I don't like the way you laugh.
Really?!
I think you really hate me.
I really hate you too, Murakami-san.
What?!
Even though you're my senpai.
But you're only taking me out for drinks.
Actually, I still respect you in some ways.
You've changed.
Yes. I hate you, but I have a strong desire to find something good about you.
But you rejected me for all of that.
In the end, I was told by Lumine that I don't like the way you laugh.
But I thought it was fine.
It might be rude of me to say this to my senpai, but I don't like this person at all.
I don't know if it's rude for a junior to say this to a senior here, but this person is not funny at all.
Before you worry about Watari-san, you should think about yourself first.
At this rate, I will definitely collapse!
I will never lose!
You said it!
I can't say it back!
"Not funny" is wrong!
NOT FUNNY!
Just being different from you won't make me not funny!
Are you mad at me?!
If you can't do what you can do and I can't do what I can't do, isn't it funny?!
What do you mean you don't like the way I laugh?!
That's why you say it's rude for someone to say it in front of you!
That's why you say it!
That's why you say it's fine!
That's why you say it's funny for me!
Just because I say I don't like it doesn't mean it's not funny!
I tried to walk away!
I tried to stay away a little!
That's what a senior should do!
He's already laughing at you!
I'm sorry!
Let's sit down for a while!
You should sit down for a while!
You're sitting down so roughly!
I'm going to say it!
You're going to say it!
If you say it any more than that, I'm going to go out and drink and say something stupid!
It's fine if I say something weird!
What's with this guy?!
It's fine if you think I'm cheeky!
But if you say it like that, I won't change!
But you're repeating the same thing!
I won't change!
But it's fine now, right?!
You don't have anything else to say, right?
You don't have anything else, right?!
I'm your senpai, you know!
Embarrass him! Embarrass him!
That's right! That's right!
Senpai is a senpai!
Can we get first place after this?!
We can!
It's okay! It's okay!
There's more waiting for us!
After this, we'll finally announce first place!
First place of attention!
Let's go!
We've been doing this behind-the-scenes for a year and a half,
so we can reveal it before it rots, right?!
First place of attention!
The comedians who have been causing trouble behind-the- scenes for the past six months are...
Yoshimura-san of Heisei Nobushikobushi!
- That's amazing! - I can't believe it!
- I'm counting on you!
- No, no, no! - Think about it!
- Think about it!
- This is bad!
What is Yoshimura's super dangerous action?
- Information provider, special request - Oh!
Yoshimura doesn't wear spectacles in his private life!
- That's unexpected! - You said it twice before!
- You said it again!
- Did you hear me? - Did you hear me?
Yoshimura doesn't wear spectacles in his private life!
That's it
Are you wearing glasses?
He is wearing glasses
Terrible
Those glasses are here in this studio tonight
These are Yoshimura's private glasses
Those are my glasses
Are you okay?
Those are normal glasses
Don't worry about it
What is this?
I had my first outing in Sapporo
I came here without having an outing
You said you were wearing glasses
What about when you were moving?
I had my first outing in Sapporo