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Urekkos
I'm going to laugh at you
Also
One-time speed-up audio card
And
More than 10 million views
Dream Battle
The comedians who built up an era
Will it work on kids today?
It's funny
"Don't call it "one-time speed-up audio card"
We're still funny
10 comedians
With all of their funny jokes
First, send me my phone number!
Thanks!
"Ujibon" "Zakiyama" "Nanate" "Kinki" "Sansen"
The comedians who built up an era
A little bit of everything
"We have new guests from "A little bit of everything"
Let's welcome them!
This is
"The former "urekko" comedian who made the world laugh"
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yes, it has
You two met a lot back then
We haven't met for about 3 years
You haven't met for about 3 years?
We haven't met for about 3 years
It's hard to meet someone like you
It's amazing
I've been thinking about it for a long time
Why do you wear that kind of costume?
"I really like "sakko""
"Maybe it's because you're aware of "the boomer"?"
Next is
Regular
Next is
It's fun.
Ready, set, go!
It's not different at all.
You don't have to do it properly.
It's not different at all.
You don't have to do it properly.
It's not different at all.
You don't have to do it properly.
Thank you very much.
It's not different at all.
Thank you very much.
It's not different at all.
It's a miracle collaboration.
Thank you very much.
On the other hand, Hiroshi.
Peaceful Inoki.
It's been a while.
Excited about 24's impersonation.
His favorite, cool Poco.
Ex-Asushi's toy, Yutti.
And Hourinda.
In the past two episodes, Yoshio Kojima, who scored high scores, has also entered.
Isn't there a king?
Why?
King.
When you look at the flow of the world calmly like this,
I don't think you're a king anymore.
It's still new, right?
So, the deciding stage is this kindergarten.
The rule is, when you don't know the story, you have to impersonate 100 people.
Ten funny comedians will tell you the story of the time.
Whether it was funny or not is judged by a circle.
The comedian with the highest number of circles...
Is said to be a toyful king.
Now, let's take a look at the general predictions and members' positions.
"Toyful One" Grand Prix is about to begin!
Who will be the most popular among children today?!
The top batter is...
"The Touch"!
With a laughable update...
"The Touch"!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
In 2005, "The Touch" gained popularity with a unique and lively content.
It was brought to TV.
In addition...
With 5 commercials, 5 broadcasts...
"The Touch" showed a big leap while being desired.
"The Touch" However...
Their lively appearance...
In the morning...
They were only seen from a distance.
"The Touch" It's too early for people to leave the world!
"Toyful One" Grand Prix is about to begin!
Toyful One
General predictions No. 3...
"The Touch"!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
"It's "The Touch"!"
Hello!
"Toyful One" Boxing...
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
"It's "The Touch"!"
Continuing...
A man fighting a bear...
It's a bear! What should I do?!
I can't run away!
Alright! I have no choice but to fight!
Come on, bear!
Hey! Hey!
"It's "The Touch"!"
Which one is it?
It's a shame.
It's a shame, but...
It's different.
...the action is interesting.
Here it is!
Do you know it?
"The King's Reply"!
Do you know this word?
Do you know it?
She knows it!
"It's "The Touch"!"
Thank you very much!
It's "The Touch"!
Well...
It was good, though!
The Touch
If you think it was interesting, please vote red!
If you don't think it was interesting, please vote blue!
Please!
Oh!
76 votes!
Let's ask Maruno-kun what he liked about it.
What did you like about it?
The part where I fell down.
Atsushi-san, there's actually a twin!
Let's hear what you have to say about it!
This kid and this kid!
Come over here!
Let's do it together!
One of you lie down and look at me.
Do it! Do it! Do it!
I can't do it at all!
Do it again! Do it again!
I'm sad! I'm sad!
I'm sad!
However, "The Touch" is a pretty high score!
Next up is this duo that I expected the most!
Where are you?
Poco on top of a bamboo.
The cool Poco!
2008.
"Cool Poco" broke with this manly phrase.
However...
After 2009...
It's not as tough as it used to be, but it's getting weaker and weaker.
I did it!
Furthermore, "All-night Thief" became "Zakiyama's Executioner".
When he's done, he's treated like "Cool Poco" by his customers.
But there was still a man who worked hard!
Children, be quiet and look at us!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Let's go!
Uissa! Uissa! Uissa!
Hello! I'm Cool Poko!
Nice to meet you!
Alright! Let's do it again today!
Hey! Show! Please!
Alright!
Then, what kind of men are there in the world?
There was a man who was trying to be popular and was using a face wash form!
Uissa! Do it! Do it!
You did it!
The man was silent and said...
Aradio!
The man was silent and said...
Aradio!
That's it!
Shut up!
From now on! From now on!
There was a man who was trying to be popular and was in a haunted house with a woman!
Uissa! Do it! Do it!
You did it!
The man was silent and said...
Jukai!
The man was silent and said...
Jukai!
You won't say it again!
His throat is broken!
There was a man who was trying to be popular and was using a cell phone as an exile!
What!
You did it!
The man was silent and said...
Tobaichiro!
The man was silent and said...
Tobaichiro!
That's too cool!
That's it!
Cool! Cool! Cool! Poko!
Poko! Osu!
That's it!
That's too cool!
If you think it's funny, press red!
If you don't think it's funny, press blue!
Okay!
That's too cool!
Did he do it?
What's his score?
55 points!
Not bad at all!
Was it tough?
How was it?
The part with mochi wasn't funny.
Is that the pain?
That's right.
The whole thing?
There was a man with 55 points!
Don't say that!
Sen-chan started it!
Sen-chan was in the city yesterday!
You should go to the city!
I'm scared. I'm really scared.
"Sanpei" in Japanese is "sanpei", right?
Sanpei
"Sanpei" made his debut. He also won the "Newcomer of the Year" award and made his debut once a year.
But, one day, "sanpei" stopped needing "sanpei"'s healing.
Since 2002, "sanpei" started to get lost.
"Sasurai no Tabibito" is already over!
"Sanpei Healing Tour" starts now!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
I wonder if the atmosphere is good.
"Sanpei"'s funny story!
Do your best!
"Bukatsu"'s membership!
Yes, yes, our "bukatsu" is fun!
Yes, yes, our "bukatsu" is easy!
Ah, excuse me, I want to join that "bukatsu", but which club are you in?
Fat!
I'm "sanpei"!
Next...
My face.
Hey, Sachiko-chan, Sachiko-chan.
What does my face look like?
Does it look like a koala?
Or does it look like a gorilla?
Hey, tell me! Tell me!
Does it look like oil?
San-pei-desu.
Hey!
"Hero" interview.
This is bad.
Hey, broadcaster! Broadcaster!
We just said goodbye to home runs.
San-pei-desu did it for us.
Those were some great home runs.
Were you aiming for that from the beginning?
Lastly, please say something to your fans.
Please say it! Say it! Red!
San-pei-desu.
Thank you very much.
This is the first time we're getting applause like this.
Those of you who think it was funny, please go red.
Those of you who don't think it was funny, please go blue.
Everyone, you can't go on the white line.
Which one?
I'm scared of San-pei's eyes when he looks at the kids.
I don't like it at all.
Will San-pei be able to blossom again?
53 points!
It keeps going down!
Why is everyone so upset?
There's a girl crying!
I'm sorry, my junior!
Wasn't it funny?
Why are you upset?
Why?
Because Yori-kun hit me!
Did you get hit?
That's not funny!
Oh, if only there was a comment like that!
That's because my junior didn't let me focus on the story!
Yori-kun?
Did you get hit?
Then, let's make up and shake hands!
The two of you!
I'm sorry!
It's funny!
These are the children's harsh words!
It's funny!
They're drinking in a bar!
I'm sorry!
The Shoyfuran Grand Prix!
So far, The Touch has topped the ranking with 76 points!
Please.
A new Touken legend!
An Tokino Inoki!
I'm sorry!
In 2009, Inoki's impersonation game "Only" broke!
So far, many impersonator entertainers have been eliminated, but Zannick Lee, who is the top of Inoki's game, is the only one who can do it.
If you're energetic, you can do anything.
I'm not energetic at all.
I'm in a bad mood!
There's a bad mood in the comedy world!
Tonight, I'll go out in front of the children.
Thank you!
It's cold!
Wow, it looks fun!
Are you energetic?
If you're energetic, let's go to the gas station!
Are you energetic?
Are you tired?
I'm going to charge my electric car!
Do you want me to blow out the window?
Do you want me to hit you?
Are you energetic?
If you're energetic, let's go to the gas station!
Let's go!
One!
Two!
Three!
Go for it!
Thank you!
You are quick!
You were in a hurry, but you were too fast!
I was in a hurry, but I didn't know what to say!
I'm going to the next round!
51 points!
Dante is in 4th place!
He is in 4th place!
They are back together!
Did you say "hey, hey, hey" just now?
Say it again!
Well...
It wasn't funny at all.
What wasn't funny?
Um...
Fighting with a bear.
She wanted me to say it!
Say it!
Don't say it now!
Dante is not allowed to let children in.
Next, Fujimon and his team.
Will they listen to me?
They are back together!
Regular!
In 2004, with their unique rhythm and phrase, they made a big break.
In 2006, with a bug, they went to Tokyo.
However, they couldn't overcome the young people's laughter boom and lost their momentum.
Now, they are about to faint for real.
If you don't do your best, you will be taken away by Zakiama for real!
Tonight, they will take their children to a world full of beauty!
You can do it!
Yes, we can! Can! Can! Can! Can! Can! Can!
Regular!
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
Hello, I'm regular Nishikawa!
I'm Matsumoto! Nice to meet you!
But Nishikawa-kun, you only have cute little kids!
Wanabe is looking at me, Matsumoto-kun!
Wanabe is looking at me!
I'm too nervous, Matsumoto-kun!
You don't have to be nervous!
Everyone is looking at me kindly!
I'm too nervous!
Calm down! Calm down!
Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire!
Fire, fire, fire, fire!
I'm so nervous I'm losing my mind!
If it's like this, I'll have to call for help!
Come on, Nishiha-kun, let's go!
Do the beat and fight the beat!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
We are R-R-Exploration Team!
R-R-Exploration Team!
Let's go, Nishiha-kun!
Okay, Matsumoto-kun.
Yes?
From R-R-Exploration Team...
We are R-R-Exploration Team...
You and Minako's warabi-tachi will...
sympathize with each other in everyday life...
R-R-Exploration Team!
Okay!
Do it in an easy-to-understand way, Matsumoto-kun.
Okay, in an easy-to-understand way.
I'm counting on you, Nishiha-kun!
Here it comes, here it comes!
Please!
Ready?
Yes!
Fiery daikon!
I'll bite you!
I want to eat you!
All right!
Matsumoto-kun, Matsumoto-kun...
When you say "fiery daikon"...
it's one of those daikon that has legs like this...
Daikon that have legs that cross like this...
I'll bite you, Otomo-san!
Okay, okay!
There are such daikons!
There are!
I sympathize with you.
Okay!
Okay, ready?
The laughing old woman's mouth gets clogged!
I want to eat you!
- This is the feeling of heartbreak! - This is not a good result. - It's fine. - The story wasn't conveyed well.
- Well, there's nothing to say about laughing fans. - No.
- 10. - The funny ones are red, and the boring ones are blue. Let's move to blue. - I'm good at this.
- I'm good at this. - I'm good at this. - I'm good at this. - I'm good at this. - I'm good at this.
- The light rhythm is the king's regular. Can he stand on the top? - Please!
72 points!
First place with 76 points!
- I'm 76 now! - No, no, no!
- How was it? - Mathematics wasn't funny.
- You're doing it now, but how is it? - It's not funny.
- What a shame, Matcha!
- It's Kiroshi.
- Could it be that Kiroshi is doping?
- And Enji has fallen asleep!
- No, no, no!
- Choi Fruan Grand Prix.
- The touch isn't top.
- I'm nervous. What is this?
- A lonely post-game, Kiroshi!
- Hello, I'm Kiroshi.
- In 2005, a sudden big break due to self-interest and individuality.
- It's not love resistance, is it?
- Somewhere lonely, a shadowy story tickles maternal instinct.
- It's also extremely popular among women.
- A series of magazines started publishing.
- The number of stories exceeded 300,000.
- However, a year later, its unpopular popularity suddenly decreased.
- You can't even see his shadow anymore.
- Now is the time for revival!
- I'm Kiroshi.
- I'm right here!
What's going on?
Something's wrong.
What's going on?
I'm tired.
I'm Hiroshi.
All of a sudden?
A woman said "nice to meet you" to me.
But it's the third time I've met you.
The background music is sad.
You can do it!
I wanted to go on a trip with a sandwich.
So I asked my mom for it.
It had miso on it.
I'm Hiroshi.
Don't look!
If you put a shell on your ear, you can hear the sound of waves.
If you put a shell on your ear, you can hear the sound of strange liquid.
I'm Hiroshi.
A pigeon won't move!
I'm Hiroshi.
41 points!
How was it?
Hiroshi's part was...
boring.
Were you bored?
Yes.
Did you want it to end soon?
Yes.
It's Hiroshi.
With 41 points, he's back in the game.
Next up is Yutty!
Nice one, Yutty!
Nice flow!
Don't get your face dirty.
It's your first time, right?
Yes.
I'm not your brother!
I don't like this kind of brother!
Self-proclaimed idol entertainer, Yutty!
Don't worry about the little things!
In 2009, Yutty made a huge wave in the entertainment world with her idol style.
But since 2010, the female viewers have forgotten about her and her popularity has skyrocketed.
Don't worry about the little things!
I can't say I don't worry about it!
Now's the time for the kids to make a wave!
Go, Yutty!
Here she is!
An idol who wants to be an idol for 15 years and 35 years old, Yutty!
I'm Yutty, so I don't care what happens!
Yutty looks like a horse.
I called her "honey" as a joke in the past, but now she calls me "pony"!
She's fierce! Don't worry about little things like that!
Too late!
Yutty!
I'm Yutty, so I don't care what happens!
I called her "honey" as a joke in the past, but now she calls me "pony"!
She's fierce! Don't worry about little things like that!
That's all from Yutty! Thank you very much!
Hey, Yutty!
Yes?
"Fierce" is too slow!
I was going to ask the actors...
Shut up!
Who said "shut up"?
Shut up!
42 points!
Hiroshi, you're not losing!
Hiroshi's first game!
Ginji, you're in trouble!
You're trying to get noticed!
That's right!
This is what happens when you like something!
How was it?
It wasn't fun.
Why?
I always watch it on TV, but it was too slow.
It was too slow!
She's sensitive!
You knew about it!
Do you watch it on TV often, Yutti?
I only watch it once in a while.
Yutti lost points when she lost her rhythm.
She was punished with a booby!
Next up is a good-for-nothing duo!
Warren 24, Dokidoki 100!
Raise your hands!
In 2008, the drama "Dokidoki Camp" broke with a one- night break with an impersonation of Jack Bauer, the main character of "24".
"Kishi" advanced to the final of the Urban Grand Prix as a pin.
It also made it into a commercial for "24", the main series.
However, even though the drama was popular and the seasons piled up, "Dokidoki Camp" broke for less than a year.
Damn you!
Children, we don't have much time!
We'll make you laugh and feed you with sweet potatoes!
Oh, applause!
Hello, we're "Dokidoki Camp"!
"24" in the bathroom!
Oh, my stomach hurts!
Oh, thank goodness! The bathroom is over there!
We made it in time! Thank goodness!
Oh, what a good job!
I don't know anything.
Keep going!
- I'm in! - I know you're in!
Then can I get another one?
I think I'll get more than you!
What do you mean?
I'm in the bathroom!
If you don't open this door, I'll explode it!
Who are you?
I'm C.T.U. Federation Creator Jack Berwer.
Are you the 24th Jack Bar?
Yes, I've been in this pattern 24 times in the past!
You're dirty! What are you doing?
I want you to give me this bathroom!
You knew I was in, didn't you?
I know what you're trying to say!
But the terrorists in me are listening to you!
You're dirty! You're always dirty!
I'm not dirty!
You don't have time!
If you give me the bathroom now, I'll give you the president's grace!
What do you mean? I'm not the president!
Damn you!
It's me, Kuroi!
Where are you calling from?
Is there a bathroom nearby that's open?
Yes.
Send me a satellite image of my cell phone!
You found it yourself and went in! Don't use Kuroi like that!
Give me the bathroom!
Oh, I get it now.
Who are you laughing at?
For getting you involved in all of this!
It's all like you.
I'm really sorry!
You're too late!
Damn it!
Thank you very much!
Nice fight!
This is it!
You did it!
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
If you think it was fun or not, please move on to blue!
Which one?
Let's move!
She didn't give up and did her best!
Her top weight is...
39kg!
That's amazing!
But you did your best!
If you think it was fun or not, please move on to blue!
Which one?
Let's move!
That's amazing!
How was it?
It wasn't fun!
Which part wasn't fun?
Her face!
Her face?
She might be one of the weakest fighters in history, but she still gave her children a round of applause!
Next up is Yoshio Kojima!
Yoshio is strong.
He's strong.
I'm going to get the highest score here.
Yoshio is strong.
But the air is heavy now.
Is it heavy?
It doesn't matter!
Warming up is OK.
It's OK now.
Warming up is OK.
I think you got impatient.
Are you OK?
I'm OK.
Mr. Triple Game, Yoshio Kojima.
It doesn't matter!
It used to be very popular.
But it's gone now.
Kojima's era is over.
But...
In the past two games,
even though it's a little bit old,
it got more than 90 points.
It got children's hearts.
In the second half of 2012,
it got a little bit old and got a re-break.
Will it be a reason for the second hot puppy boom?
If there's a winner, there's no reason for a loser.
Yoshio Kojima.
Can you do it?
Hello!
I'm Yoshio Kojima.
Today, I'm going to do a joke in front of you.
You're doing it wrong.
Oh, no!
I was doing it wrong!
Right, right!
Left, left!
Down, down!
Up, up!
Up, wrong!
Right, right!
But it doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter!
I'm jealous!
My skeletal body is like a gorilla's.
But it doesn't matter!
I'm jealous!
It doesn't matter!
Hey, let's fight!
My body is gone again.
But it doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter!
Okay, happy ending!
As expected of Kourinma Yoshio!
Strong!
If you think it was funny, press red!
If you don't think it was funny, press blue!
Red!
Awesome!
Overwhelming power of Kojima!
Did he get more than 76 points?
87 points!
How was it?
It was fun.
Which part of it was fun?
It doesn't matter.
Which part of it was fun?
It doesn't matter.
What do you mean you're laughing but you're not doing a side break?
Because this generation has grown up.
I don't like it if you've grown up.
Leave it to me!
Yoshio Kojima is in first place with 87 points!
Yes! I'm in first place!
Toma and Hideyoshi are also in first place!
Furthermore, Fujiman and Zakkia are also in first place for some reason!
The first round of the Grand Prix!
Yoshio Kojima is in first place with his usual strength!
And with that, all of the stories have ended!
It was quite a tough battle.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Are you here?
I'm here!
A one minute love story!
"Fall in Love"!
Yes! "Fall in Love"!
In 2008, with their first love story,
"Fall in Love" became very popular!
However, "Fall in Love" didn't cool down.
In less than a year, there were more jobs for Barbie.
They were in a state of separation.
Tonight, will it rain a little?!
Their love is burning up again!
I'll do my best!
I'm Hajime!
I'm Barbie!
We're Fall in Love!
A one-minute love story.
A kindergarten teacher.
It's time for everyone to get together!
Get together!
One, two!
Shiritori!
Apple!
Don't fool me!
I told you not to fool me!
E-e-e-electric!
I can't hate you!
I-i-it's too late!
I want it back!
Are you sure about this?
I have to say it!
Let's do it together!
Yes, Fall in Love!
Look over there!
One, two!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look over there!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look over there!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look over there!
Look somewhere!
I can't look away from you!
Yes, Fall in Love!
You look good today!
You look fresh!
A doll fell down.
Are you ready?
Let's go!
OK!
A doll fell down!
It moved!
I can't stop!
Yes, Fall in Love!
Thank you very much!
It's great!
I'm not cold at all!
I have a good feeling about this!
It's better than I thought!
I'm glad!
The girls are so cute!
If we do like this, will we pass?
Will we be able to pass Kojima Yoshio's 87 points?
If you think it's funny, press red! If you don't think it's funny, press blue!
Look!
They're moving to red!
It's hard to keep up with them!
It's a good point!
The couple points haven't changed yet!
Will there be a weakness?
What will it be?
54 points!
So, the champion is Kojima Yoshio!
The champion is not that way!
Not that way!
"Fall in love" was a shame!
So, the final result is as you can see!
While the champion is not here, Kojima Yoshio has finally become the "choiceful one" champion!
The champion has been decided!
The reason for this is...
The two of them!
I'm so excited!
I've been waiting for this!
Excited!
Red! Red! Red!
I'm okay with being rejected!
Please!
I'm going!
At this time, he had his debut stage!
And he did this in 2012!
His first time in a bar!
Part 2 of the preaching story that continues from last time's "Fujimon Diary"!
A dream of a fakiri duo - JunRegular!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Good morning!
We are Jun Regular!
But we all have something...
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Don't be nervous!
Don't be nervous! It's Inazuma Motor!
This is Mr. Aruaru's short-circuit meter!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Rubic's Super Rubi! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Mr. Aruaru! Mr. Aruaru!
Mr. Aruaru!
Wait a minute!
Fujimoto-san!
Some funny jokes that everyone in kindergarten knows!
We'll leave it to you!
Okay!
We'll leave it to you!
This is long, isn't it?
Give me back my carrot!
Well, how was it, Takema?
This is...
Yacchi Bot's...
Gift Shop!
It's cheap.
Two new regulars.
If you think it's funny, press red.
If you don't think it's funny, press blue.
Please move!
Those who don't think it's funny, please move to blue.
A fake off-parade. What is the result?
- Only Billy's face. - Yes, only Billy's face. - 44 points!
- That's good. - I hope we have more sales in the future.
- That's good. - Stop it!