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Magic Mail has been held for the first time in two years!
Nine famous comedians, will they be able to catch up with their co-stars?
I'm so excited!
The number of emails they receive keeps increasing!
They've been waiting for more than a month for this!
I can see it! I can see it!
The comedians are trying to get rid of their worries and worries!
And last but not least!
They're ready for a destructive battle!
Magic Mail 2000
Comedians' all-time special!
So, Magic Mail is back after two years!
Yes, it's been a while.
It's been two years!
You didn't do it last year, did you?
No, we didn't.
Last time, Ario was our target.
No, we didn't.
You really did it.
I saw it! I saw it!
You don't remember any woman, do you?
No, not at all!
Our target this time is...
These nine famous comedians!
I'm on the same team as them.
Oh, really?
I know everything about Kojiro.
So it's easy for me to catch up with him.
It's easy for you to catch up with him.
It's hard for me to catch up with you.
You'll definitely get caught!
I'm not sure about you, but...
You'll definitely get caught!
I'll say it, but...
I don't think I'll get caught.
You're serious!
I'm serious!
I'm serious about it.
Oh, here it is!
Here it is!
The most popular comedian in the long haul, Mr. Pan!
Mr. Pan!
You're sweating a lot!
I'm wearing a mask today!
And...
And... here it is!
Don't you know it?
It's called "Western Camouflage".
You're misunderstanding yourself as cool.
What?
You're a DJ at a club on weekends.
What? DJ?
You're a DJ at a club on weekends.
These four people sent in these female talents, but...
This project started a week ago.
At the meeting of the new show starting in spring...
A blind person and a talent come in contact with nine targets.
To attack the desire between entertainers...
The fake show also uses the three types you see.
And...
The staff casually comes in contact with them...
And they exchange glances.
Can I ask you something?
Yes, you can.
Can I?
Naturally...
The target and the female talent succeeded in exchanging glances.
I'll do it.
Can you do it?
In order to find out these nine people's intentions...
"First Magic Mail" will be launched!
First of all, we've prepared this format.
I understand.
I'll ask Yumiko, too.
Oh, by the way...
From April, Marumaru-san and Marumaru-san decided on a new show.
And the other day, I met Marumaru-san at a meeting.
As I expected, he seemed like a reliable person and was very cool.
Did you notice?
I have to do my best not to be hated...
That's the kind of content...
"Mistake Mail".
I see.
You're trying to send it to me.
That's right.
I'll ask Yumiko, too.
So, I'll send her a mistake mail of conversation only for girls.
With this "mistake mail" which has a deep meaning...
The targets will know how the female talent feels.
What kind of response will they show?
From now on...
I'll just wait.
I see.
By the way...
As for the schedule of the targets...
Yoshimura will be away for an hour or two.
Oh, after that...
Watabe-kun...
He came to the TV shop.
That's right.
His name was mentioned earlier, wasn't it?
Really?
He's in the TV shop.
Who is it?
Amazing!
It's from Tsubokura!
The first reply of Magic Mail is from me, Tsubokura!
What kind of mail did he send to us?
Real...
Huh?
Hatena, hatena...
That's all.
No way!
Like "what is it about?"
Huh? What do you mean?
Can you tell me in more detail?
The nuance...
But it's easy to send.
Right?
What did Atsushi say to Tsubokura?
I'm sorry. I tried to send it to a friend, but I sent it by mistake.
You've already seen it, haven't you?
Ah, what should I do? I'm embarrassed.
Please delete the mail.
Also, please delete Tsubokura's memory as well.
What's wrong with that?
You're too aggressive.
You're too aggressive, Hatena.
Shut up, you old man!
We've talked about this before.
As for Magic Mail, I have absolute confidence!
From a man's perspective, is this mail okay?
Is it okay for you?
Really?
When you receive it, you're like "Wow, I got this kind of mail."
And you're excited about what you'll send next.
Also, there are a lot of men who like to eat vegetarian food.
If you don't eat meat, you won't get a lot of mail.
You're a vegetarian, so you won't get a lot of mail.
But you're a man, so you won't get a lot of mail.
I got it!
Who is it?
Huh? No! It's not Tsubokura!
I got it!
I got it! I got it!
Thank you! Thank you!
The second transformer is the rocker and comedian, Panser Ogata.
He got a wrong email and found out about Gradol Sugihara's feelings.
What kind of email did he send?
Anri-chan, you got it wrong.
By the way, is Ogata me?
Not Mukai, but my partner.
I see, Mukai's Ogata.
He said something reliable.
Mukai is the most popular among Pansers.
Not Mukai, but me?
Did you sweat?
What did Atsushi say to such a sweaty man?
I'm sorry. I accidentally sent it to my friend.
I just wanted to tell my friend that I've been worried about Ogata for a long time.
It doesn't mean much.
Wow! I'm panicking!
I'll be honest with you.
I'm worried about you, Ogata-san.
You don't have to blame Ogata
It's because it's Ogata
30 minutes have passed since the first magic mail was sent
It's not coming
It's hard to start
It's hard to start just by looking at it
I was opening it and I was like "what's this mail?"
It took me a while to get excited
It's exciting but I'm happy
I'm happy
Anyway, they will send the second magic mail to the targets who didn't receive it
Sorry, I sent it by mistake to send it to my friends
You saw it, right?
Ah, what should I do? I'm embarrassed
I want to send this mail to people who haven't received it yet
Ibarashi-kun, what do you think? Where do you think will come back next?
But I want Yoshimura-san to come
Right?
Before the karaoke thing
It's similar, London hack!
One more time
Who is it this time?
Who is it?
That's one!
Who is it this time?
Who is it?
It's here!
Thank you!
I'm happy!
It's here! Kojiro!
I'm happy!
The third person is from London
Yes, yes, it's Ueda!
What kind of response has he received from Nitsui's mail?
It's totally fine!
Nice to meet you since April!
Wow! He's a gentleman!
He's a gentleman!
She's a gentleman!
She's wearing like this now...
I guess that kind of look is not appropriate for her.
She's like "I'm working now!"
Who is she?
Who is Yoshimura?
It's me. I'm busy.
What did Yoshimura think of the wrong e-mail?
I'm sorry. I don't know how to send it back.
But I'm recording after this, so I'm very excited.
You're happy now, aren't you?
I think you should send it first.
It's now.
Let's send it again and record it again.
I'm sorry. I sent you a weird e-mail.
Thank you for responding properly even though I did such a rude thing.
My tension went up with your kind e-mail.
Please do your best at work.
Can I e-mail you again?
This is very good.
This is good.
And Ueda, who was not good at eating, said...
I'm really sorry.
I hope this will never happen again.
It's a little hard, isn't it?
I'm sure you'll rely on your regular show "Hi Hi" from this spring,
but in order for you two to get used to each other quickly,
would you like to communicate with each other by email or something like that in the future?
First of all, I'd like you to get a large bike license recently.
You're selfish.
It's going to be difficult from now on.
I'm counting on you.
He's a rock guy, so he likes bikes and things like that.
I love bikes.
Oh, really?
But Atsushi-san's email is amazing.
You're serious, aren't you?
You're sending emails by separating characters properly, aren't you?
Huh? Atsushi-san, you're from a dating-type of cherry blossoms, aren't you?
I'm not.
Who is it?
Come on!
Before recording!
What happened to them when they got excited?
Please tell us!
Well, it was a good email, wasn't it?
From Nobukubu Yoshimura, please reply to him a second time as soon as possible!
Earlier, Yoshimura-san's email made them excited.
Can I email you again?
He said, but...
Please email me anytime.
Why did you say that?
He said it before recording.
Oh, I see.
But it has a purpose, doesn't it?
"Can I email you again?" said Atsushi,
who sent a lot of cute emails.
This is the second transformation, pantser, Ogata!
Earlier, Ogata-san sent me an email saying "I'm curious about you, Ogata-san".
He said "thank you"!
He said "thank you" a lot!
"Thank you"!
It's long!
"Thank you"!
Wow!
Are you serious?! I'm so happy!
With such high tension, Ogata decided to try "thank you" back.
After that, Kirei and Kawashima.
Also, the transformation of the panter, Shigatate.
Both of them are clearly business types.
Let's do our best for the show!
Therefore, they decided not to transform.
As you can see, they haven't transformed yet!
Ueta, is that email no good?
No, I made it carefully.
Koji got on a plane.
Oh, I see.
Hagi also got on, right?
No, no.
Hagi will get on with me.
Who is it?!
Before you get on!
Yes, yes. Ueta transformed for the second time!
Earlier, he didn't get on well.
I, who knows Ueta well, sent you this email.
Wow!
I'm getting on the plane now!
It's a big bike!
It's amazing!
I'll email you later!
I got you!
You're amazing!
You're a genius!
You're a genius! I'll check it out later.
You must have sent it through that contact route, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
And you sent it through the contact route to the convenience store, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
In response to that joke,
Ms. Atsushi decided to check the situation
with an email that seemed useful.
At that moment,
four and a half hours have passed
since the start of the prank.
Wow!
Who is it?
It's been a while!
The surprising reply content is...
It's been 4 and a half hours and Tsumokura sent us a reply for the second time!
When Tsumokura sent his feelings in the wrong e-mail,
On the other hand...
Tsumokura replied with "Hmm?"
I immediately sent you the e-mail you're looking at, but...
On the other hand...
The other day, at work,
you said you were super cute.
Manami-chan sent me an e-mail.
It was a wrong e-mail,
but I was happy.
- Wow! - This is bad!
- It's the same strategy. - It's the same strategy.
- That's right.
- So that's how it is. - He's pretending like he made a mistake.
- It's a fashionable way of replying. - It's nice.
- It's fashionable.
- What is it? - Who is it?
Who is it?
- Huh? - Huh?
- It's the same strategy. - Oh, it's the same strategy!
- It's not true!
- It's the same strategy! - No, it's not!
- Tsumokura... - Yeah?
- Oh...
- He was trying to send it to a friend and he got it wrong!
- What's with that?! - Oh, no!
- This is bad! - Oh, no!
- Don't delete the e-mail!
- On the other hand... - No, this is...
- This is bad!
That's terrible.
I won't let you say it anymore.
I'm sick of it.
After 5 hours, the recording is over.
From the exchange of emails so far,
Atsushi appoints these four as candidates for suspension.
After that, Atsushi is busy continuing emails with four people in private or work.
I'm sick of it.
And a day later from the first message, this day is the PR recording of a fake program co-starred by the target and the target person.
It's the first time we've come into contact with each other after knowing this feeling.
I think it's a little different from what we've seen so far.
We're conscious of each other.
First of all, the first target is...
It's here!
We've exchanged emails 28 times so far.
Nobukobu Yoshimura!
You're sleeping a lot. Did you go to bed?
I'm really busy right now.
I was sleeping in the middle of it.
Well, it's good for you.
It's good for Yoshimoto.
It's good for me, too.
To Yoshimura, the target person puts in Ayaka Komatsu.
She's here!
Nice to meet you.
Now, Yoshimura's expression is...
I'm Ayaka.
Thank you.
Shall we meet again?
I'm a little nervous.
Nice to meet you.
You look like you're working.
That's right.
Completely.
Do you do yoga or something like that?
She doesn't even smile at all.
What is it?
She's like, "You like me anyway, don't you?"
Is that how it is?
Or is she completely working mode?
I wonder which one.
We don't know if it's true or not.
Here's a fake PR shoot.
Yoshimura!
Ayaka's!
Interview Channel!
Now, this show is where we talk about the latest hit charts and trendy spots.
It's an informative variety show!
Now, by the way, is there anything you've been interested in lately?
Since I've been using my iPhone, I've been using my iPhone app.
I see.
Yoshima-san, is there anything you've been interested in?
Of course, I've only been interested in Ayaka-chan.
Really?
I've never seen you like that.
That's where you're coming from.
Nisepiya's shooting ended with this.
The staff went into the next standby.
Yoshimura and Komatsu are alone.
I'm sorry for sending you weird emails.
Not at all.
I'm sorry for noticing you.
It's no problem at all.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry for saying this.
Did you have such a big heart?
I'm sorry.
You were looking at me.
You suddenly came into my mind.
You came in at a sudden angle.
I've seen you before.
You have a girlfriend, right?
Do you have a girlfriend?
Not at all.
You don't have one?
There are many places where you don't have a girlfriend.
- How is it? - She's playing a lot.
- What's that? - I thought she'd be serious about it.
- But she's actually serious about it. - Not at all.
- Really? - I'm not serious about it at all.
- What is this? - What is this?
- This way of doing it. - What do you want to do?
- Is it true? - I feel like you're lying.
- Is this your hometown? - No, it's Iwate.
- Iwate is nice. - It's nice.
- There's a lot of rice fields around here. - That's nice.
- It's very natural. - But you know,
- rice fields are the only places where you can have such big boobs. - No, no, no!
- You're interested in boobs, right? - You're interested in boobs, right?
- I'm interested in anything. - She's interested in anything.
- I wonder what it's like. - I wonder what it's like.
Do you tell people you like them what it's like to have boobs?
I get nervous and say things like, "That's the only thing I can say."
- On the contrary, like elementary school students. - On the contrary.
- It may be embarrassing, but on the contrary. - I feel like I'm saying it on purpose.
Doesn't it make you uncomfortable to say something like that in the mail?
- Mr. Oshiman? - Yes?
Doesn't it make you uncomfortable to say something like that in the mail?
- You know how I feel, don't you? - No, not at all.
- You know how I feel. Isn't it uncomfortable for me? - It's uncomfortable for me.
It's uncomfortable for me.
I'm just happy about it.
- Are you really happy about it? - Are you happy about it?
- No, I'm happy about it. - You don't like it, do you?
- I thought you didn't like it. - No, no, not at all.
I got that kind of mail, and as an old man, I'm happy about it.
- You're not an old man. - I'm not an old man.
- It's not like that. - You're lying.
- No, it's not like that. - No, no, no, no.
Did you just come in with a weird look on your face?
I'm not used to saying things like that, so I'm worried.
- You don't have to worry about it. - That's right.
- You're not used to saying things like that, but you're acting cool. - I feel like that.
- You're finally saying it honestly. - Finally.
- My stomach is finally full. - Yeah.
The man who can't accept the other person's behavior.
He's been tricked 80%.
Yes, yes!
The next target is the same as Rombol.
- Yes, yes, Ueta! - Yes, yes, Ueta!
Although he's a gentleman by email,
what kind of face will he show in his two-shot with Grado and Yazawa?
- I'm sorry about last time. - Not at all, not at all.
- What kind of email was it? - I was surprised.
- Were you at work? - No, I was on the plane.
- I was picking up souvenirs. - You're a good talker.
- I'm a rock 'n' roller. - I see.
- Does your partner know about this? - By the way,
- does she know about the email? - No, she doesn't know.
- No, we're in the same class. - We're in the same class.
- I took a bath in the morning because I was tired. - Are you okay?
- Walk on the road like this and there's wind. - Why?
- Because it dries? - What is that advice?
- Because it makes a noise. - It doesn't make that noise.
- It looks fun. - It's not written like that. - It's not written like that.
- Touch it. - Touch it.
- Oh, oh, oh. - You're jealous. - You're jealous. - You're jealous.
- I'm surprised. - What's your favorite food?
- Japanese food? - Japanese food? - I eat pasta a lot, too.
- Is it popular? - It is. It's a catch.
- Do you like pasta? - I eat it at home, too.
- I'll make it next time. - I'll make it next time, too.
- Pasta? Can you make it? - I can make it. I like tomato sauce.
- I like it, too. I eat a lot of meat sauce. - I'll make it. - It looks good.
- It looks good. - It looks good.
- I promised myself to make pasta, and I'm making food. - It looks good.
He's 17 years old, but he doesn't look like he's old.
He's tall. He's wearing a headband.
The third target is Omaka, a fencer.
I get the feeling right away. When I meet him, I get nervous and drink slowly.
"Quick and fast mode"? This is also 90% Hamerade.
The last target is our club.
We've been collecting emails in the studio, but what will happen when we do a two-shot with Martaka Muradoru?
- I'm sorry about the other day. - It's okay. - Is it okay?
- Isn't it hard for you to do it after you know I like it? - Is it okay? Isn't it hard for you to do it?
- It's okay. - I'm sorry. - It's easier for me now.
- It's easier for you now. - It's easier for you now.
- You said you'd go eat before we started. - I did say that. - I see.
- I'm looking forward to eating. - I'm looking forward to it.
- I'm looking forward to it.
- I don't like it! - Why!?
- I don't like it!
- It's very aggressive! - I don't like it!
- It's very aggressive! - I'm not gonna talk to you!
- It's very relaxed... - It means she likes you, right?
- I see...
- She's like "You should start from me"
- Right? - Yes, like that.
- She's like that. - Yes...
I don't have anything to grab onto
- You don't have anything to grab onto, do you? Chibokuro-san? - What?
- You're like a bear.
- Mmm, you're kind of like a bear. - A bear, a bear?
It's like a bear.
A bear?
Mr. Bear.
A bear?
- You said a bear. - Well, bear is enough.
Bears sleep in winter and they have nowhere to sleep.
They sleep in winter and have nowhere to sleep.
They sleep in winter?
- Don't they sleep in winter? - Yes, they do.
- You don't know why? - Bears sleep in winter.
You don't know why, do you?
I'm not in winter sleep.
That's right.
Is that so?
Due to his natural disposition and height, we couldn't ask him his true intentions.
After the recording, Tsubokura became alone.
Then, Mr. Parts sent a mail like this.
I'm sorry about earlier.
When you were in front of me,
I got excited and said weird things.
I said I wanted to see bears.
I'm sorry about that.
I thought about it later,
and I thought it was very rude of me.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm looking forward to your new song.
I'd like to send you this.
Be careful!
It's going.
It's coming!
It's very funny.
It makes you look very young.
What is this?
It's up!
He's thinking.
He's thinking about how to send it back.
It's up!
It's fast!
It means he's addicted to it.
It's up!
It's fast!
It's up!
It's fast!
I was very nervous, too.
I'm Tsubokuma, nice to meet you.
It's up!
It's fashionable!
It's up!
It's fashionable!
It's not fashionable,
but you like it, don't you?
It's up!
His cool attitude
is fashionable in e-mails.
It's 70 percent!
It's up!
She's finally in contact with a man!
It's up!
He's interested in it.
So far, it's Suntory,
who lives with water.
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Five days after the NisPR recording...
At last, a decisive mail has arrived.
From me, Renda-kun...
It's here.
Who is it?
Yoshimura.
Oh!
When I asked you if you'd like to go out for dinner next week,
Yoshimura said, "Let's go."
I think we'll be fine on Sunday.
And so, the first candidate has been decided for Yoshimura!
Yoshimura!
In the hidden camera recording of "LOFAR,"
he showed off his incredible "guess play."
What conclusion will he reach this time?
It's finally time for "contact day."
Now, it's time for "contact day" with Yoshimura.
Yay!
The "contact day" is in the intersection of Nishi-Azabu.
They invite Yoshimura to this costume restaurant.
If the show's caster, Komatsu Ayaka, reveals his feelings for Yoshimura...
...they invite him to Komatsu's niece's room.
At that moment, Yoshimura will be punished severely!
If you can, please don't punish me.
Thank you, Yoshimura.
In many ways.
Ten minutes before the meeting...
The caster, Komatsu Ayaka, is standing by in a little distance.
At that moment...
- Huh? Who's that? - I got an email.
- You did! - You did?
- Read it. - What could it be?
- I just arrived at the next convenience store. - Oh, convenience store!
- Wait a minute. Wait there. - Okay.
- The next convenience store is right in front of you, right? - This one.
- Oh, it's here! - When did you get in?
- Oh, I see. - Wow!
I think you were at the convenience store until this time...
...and now you're at the convenience store because it's about time.
- So you've been here for a while, which means you're excited! - Excited!
Excited!
- "I'm nearby, too, so I'll be waiting in front of the ice cream shop," you say. - Yes.
- You're self-deprecating.
Self-deprecating.
- Huh? - No, that's not it.
- It won't come out until it's confirmed, right? - That's it! That's it!
- You're wrong! You're wrong!
- It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
- It's here! It's here! - It's here!
- Welcome! - Welcome!
- Welcome, Yoshimura-san! - Welcome!
Is Yoshikage finally in contact with Komatsu and Yoshimura?!
He noticed but...
He didn't notice but...
He wanted to make her talk to him
He noticed!
He found you!
Good morning
I'm sorry I'm late
Not at all
You're fast
Have you been here for a while?
No, we haven't been here that long
I'm sorry
You're in front of us!
Wow!
This picture...
Is it good?
It's good!
Can you still take that kind of picture?
There's a good picture
There is!
Can you make it black and white and upload it?
That's right!
There is!
And as planned...
They went to a private restaurant with a hidden camera
And...
They went to a private restaurant with a hidden camera
And...
Let's eat!
Would you like some alcohol?
Let's drink!
What time is okay?
It's late tomorrow, too
It's okay?
This kind of "it's late tomorrow, too"
It's late!
It's cute!
Yoshimura chose plum syrup and Masu cheers!
Masu cheers!
Thank you for the food
You're mean!
It's hot, isn't it?
Because it's a lock, isn't it?
It was hot just now.
Do you usually not drink at all?
No, I don't drink at all.
I see.
Then don't overdo it.
It's okay.
It's okay at all.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
Oh, I drank it all.
No, it's okay.
I'm sorry, I've already eaten a lot.
You don't eat a lot of food, do you?
I couldn't hold back my feelings anymore.
You started drinking, didn't you?
I started drinking, didn't I?
Well, it's cold and it's hot.
But every day is different.
Is that so?
I get nervous.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I get nervous and I can't speak at all.
When did you get nervous?
You're mean!
You came all of a sudden, didn't you?
I didn't know you had such a big heart.
Even in a fake PR video, he suddenly said dirty jokes.
It seems that he will say it because of his nervousness, but...
In order to remove it, this man...
You're here.
Are you okay?
I'm going.
Would you like some water?
No, I don't want it.
It's okay.
I'll turn it on and go.
I don't need it.
You're nervous, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
You said you were very nervous, so you drank so much, didn't you?
Do you know how he feels?
Yes, I know.
I'm like this, too.
One-on-one?
Yes, one-on-one.
No, no, no, no.
You don't look like that.
She fell down the stairs of a girls bar.
Girls bar is a low water level.
What should I call you?
What do you want me to call you?
What should I call you?
Komatsu is fine.
Komatsu is weird.
No, it's fine.
Can I call you by your lower name?
It's hard for me to say.
Ayaka is too sudden.
What do you want me to call you?
Komatsu is Komatsu.
Ayaka is Ayaka.
That's what I'm thinking about.
Will you call me Ayaka?
I don't know.
I think it depends on how you spend your time.
I want to get rid of honorifics.
You like honorifics, don't you?
You know what?
Because of honorifics...
I don't like it.
I see.
Let's get rid of honorifics.
Can I?
Yes, you can.
Can I get rid of honorifics?
Yes, you can.
I got rid of honorifics.
Let's get rid of honorifics and sashimi.
Let's get rid of them.
It looks good.
You have to pay attention to your style.
You don't eat much.
I eat a lot.
You don't care about it.
I'm sorry.
No honorifics.
I'm sorry.
I like this kind of girls.
Eat.
You eat, too.
You are nice.
Lemon.
Put lemon on it.
You put lemon on it.
50 minutes past the start.
The distance between them has shortened because of their honorifics.
What's more...
I think it's good.
It's not good.
It's not good, is it?
I'm a little excited.
I don't like putting soup on mochi.
What is it?
The two of us.
After eating mochi hotpot, the topic is about Hokkaido, Yoshimura's hometown.
Let's go to various places in Hokkaido.
I want to go.
Sounds good.
The food looks delicious.
Let's go.
Let's go together.
Together?
Let's go.
Why did you want to go together?
And this man...
It's fun like this.
It's fun.
It's fun and talkative.
It's fun and talkative?
Are you sure about that?
It's quite typical, isn't it?
It's typical.
It's traditional.
Such a typical Yoshimura
says something about his love style here.
It's like...
I don't like being dumped, so if it's not 100%, I can't do it.
That's scary.
I might be able to do 99%, but if I think I'll be dumped 1%, I won't be able to do it.
You can't do it if it's not 100%?
That's right.
How do you judge 100%?
But how do you judge 100%?
Even if you say "I'm not interested," or "I like you,"
Do you want to go home?
When you say something like that, it's like a joke, right?
Do you want me to come over?
When I say "do you want me to come over?" and you're like "is that okay?"
that's when you get really mad.
To be honest, Yoshimura is...
Thank you for the drink.
Cheers!
Are you okay?
You look cool.
What?
You're drunk.
No, it's nothing like that.
Now that she's pretty drunk, she asks Yoshibura what's on her mind.
I know you're drunk, so I'll let you say it.
You can't...
You can't overcome it, can you?
You can't...
You know, people say you're lucky if you're alive.
Right?
I don't know.
We'll see about that later.
That's the God's secret.
Please tell us a little bit about it.
This is important.
There are some people you want to surpass.
But there are still some people you shouldn't surpass.
It's not good if you don't say you can't surpass.
But there are still some people you want to surpass.
Then...
But...
If you want to show off, you will do it, right?
- Right now? - Right now.
If you want to show off, but you don't want to surpass.
- I won't let you out. - Let me out.
- Let me out.
Finally! It's been an hour and a half!
It's been an hour and a half!
That's what Yoshimura said.
I can't believe it's morning.
You're still trying to be cool, aren't you?
I'm not.
You're drinking sake with your eyebrows close together, aren't you?
I'm drinking sake with my eyebrows close together, aren't I?
Do you think that's cool?
I'm embarrassed.
I'm laughing at you.
What do you want me to do?
Just drink it normally.
Say "puha".
Say "puha" at the end.
Puha.
I'm embarrassed.
Say "puha" a little more.
Be cute.
Look at me.
Puha.
Try "kuha" and show me how much "kuha" you can do.
Are you kidding me?
Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute.
Kuha
Cute.
Good. Good.
Cute. Cute.
Kuha
What is this?
If they do not do it, you will do "kuha"?
Yes.
But I won't show it to others.
What about me?
Only you and me.
Then only you and me.
Only you and me.
"Kuha" only you and me.
Only you and me.
If you keep it a secret, it will shrink at the same time.
At the same time.
Kuha
It's amazing.
If they do a commercial of "kanchuhai", it will be great.
Good. Good.
They became friends.
But what will happen to the two of them?
What will happen to the two of them?
Are they friends as a show host?
Or are they trying to cross a line?
Finally, we will know.
What will you do after this?
- What time is it now? - It's not early at all.
- I'm going home.
- Why? - I'm going home.
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
- I'm okay. - I'm fine today.
- If you're tired, you can go home and sleep. - I'm fine.
- Maybe you ate at the hotel?
Hotel?
Hotel is fine.
Yes, hotel is fine.
It's a private hotel.
99% private station.
Really?
I see.
Anyway, we bought a lot of things.
Let's go back.
Let's see.
We saw your reaction.
We saw Komatsu's reaction.
We asked you if you wanted to go to a hotel.
You can go anywhere you like.
What should I do?
You can stay here until the end of the day and go home.
What?
Go home.
I'm looking forward to it.
You said a lot of things.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm looking forward to your reaction.
I see.
You're looking forward to which one you'll choose.
I don't like it.
You're looking forward to which one you'll eat.
I don't like it.
Shall we go somewhere?
Shall we drink?
You don't want to go anywhere?
I don't want to go anywhere.
Simply...
What is this?
I'm tired of it.
Karaoke is not like that today.
Are you fighting with someone?
Why do you say like that, Ms. Hosoki?
You'll go to hell.
You.
I don't know what's going to happen after this.
I don't know where you're going, but I don't want you to go home.
What?
I don't want you to go home.
What's going to happen?
We don't want you to go home.
So, are we going for a drink, or is it my house, or is it Komachi-chan's house?
- Is it your house, or is it Komachi-chan's house? - Which one do you want to drink again?
- I'm a co-owner and I can hear you. - This is not a co-owner!
- Igarashi-kun! - This is not a co-owner!
- It's not anymore, is it?!
Neither of them is okay. I don't want to die.
I also want to see houses that have just been moved in.
- My house. - But my house has just been moved in.
- It's dirty. - It's not dirty at all.
- It's still in a cardboard box. - It's dirty.
- Wow!
Well, it's like this, but...
I'm sorry for bothering you.
- It's okay! It's okay! - It's okay!
This is completely out!
Yoshimura, out!
Yoshimura wanted to make up with his co-star.
Now, the punishment is decided!
This is the first time someone has said it at this point.
This is the first time there's been a martial arts incident in "Ronha City".
- It's okay! It's okay! - It's okay!
And so, one step ahead of them...
...they've arrived at a watchtower near Komatsu's house.
Now, one step ahead of them...
...we've arrived at a watchtower near Komatsu's house.
This is Komatsu's house.
- It's a two-story building, right? - Yes, it's a two-story building.
- Komatsu lives here. - Yes.
Well, I think you know how to put it.
It feels like you know this architect.
- Igarashi-kun, you watch "London Hearts" a lot, right? - Yes, I do.
- And so, when you come out of this house... - I usually fall down.
- Ah, you're good at dodging. - Yes, I'm good at dodging.
"London Hearts"'s usual prank house!
This whole thing is built just for this purpose.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's a village! - It's a village!
- Ah, like this? - Ah, like this?
- Wow! - Wow!
- Amazing! - Amazing!
You have to drop it from top to bottom, right?
- It's really amazing! - It's really amazing!
I can't even remember how moved I was.
- Isn't it amazing? - It's amazing!
- Is this your skill? - It's amazing!
- It's amazing!
- Mr. Shibuya, you do have some skills, don't you? - What do you think?
But it's a defective house, right?
- Yes, that's right. - Yes, that's right.
- I told you, didn't I? - I told you, didn't I?
- I can't even remember how moved I was. - It's amazing!
- There's that pink cushion over there.
- That's exactly where the defect is.
- You can't tell at all, can you?
- Go away!
- Oh, it looks like it. It's on there. - Oh, it's this.
- No? - No?
- She said "no, no". - She said "no, no".
- What do you mean "no, no"? - She said "no, no" again.
- Oh, you're paying for it. - Oh, you're paying for it.
- I was surprised. - I was surprised.
- I want you to do it. - I want you to do it.
- I'm being pulled into this. - I don't like it.
- But, after this, the surprising result is... - But, after this, the surprising result is...
- It's not the same distance as before! - It's not the same distance as before!
- Oh, what?! - Oh, what?!
- It's irresistible, isn't it? - It's irresistible, isn't it?
- Now, they're climbing up the prank house! - It's high!
- No, I don't know. - The height of the distance you'd fall, you're climbing up!
- One by one! - It's scary!
- Wow! They're going into the idol's house! - Wow!
- He locked it! - He locked it! - He locked it by himself!
- Wow! - Wow! I'm nervous! - I'm nervous!
- This is quite brave, you know? - I'm embarrassed.
- It's not clean at all! - This is a bit rude of you. - Like I thought.
- Special ending. - What did you see first?
- Don't look at me like that!
- A picture of you! - Wow! This too?! - A picture of you! - Wow! This too?!
- They got a picture from Komatsu! - Wow! It's unbelievable! - I can't believe it!
- This is unbelievable! - This is unbelievable! - This is unbelievable! - This is amazing!
Scary.
As expected of them.
They even brought their own things.
Yes.
It's been a while since I've been in a girls' room.
Really.
No way.
It's a girls' room, isn't it?
It's just Irie-san doing art.
Irie-san, as expected of you.
Irie-san is amazing.
I'm nervous.
My eyes are twitching.
It's different from the atmosphere of the shop we saw earlier, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's not good to be next to me like this.
I'm nervous.
My legs are shaking.
Really?
You don't have a jersey, do you?
A jersey?
Next to me?
There's nothing next to you.
I don't have a jersey, but I do have a bathrobe.
A bathrobe.
She's crazy.
She suddenly brought a bathrobe.
Don't you have a jersey?
I don't have a jersey.
But you want to relax, don't you?
A bathrobe all of a sudden?
I like bathrobes.
I like it.
Are you going to wear it?
That's the only way.
I'm sorry.
You don't think a man will come, do you?
I won't take it off.
Wear it as a T-shirt.
As a T-shirt?
No, I'll wear it over there.
And...
Did you change your clothes?
Yeah, wear it.
It suits you.
Really?
It suits you.
AV director, AV director.
But it's easier than the punch earlier, isn't it?
Not at all.
I'm shooting an AV.
You thought of it yourself.
Then why is this AV director...
She's been staring at you from earlier.
It's bad, isn't it?
Yeah, it's bad.
Give me your hug pillow and say you'll calm down.
This will calm me down.
Hug me.
Like this?
Won't you calm down?
Of course I will.
Right?
Think of me and hug me.
Is it weak to hug you?
It's a little weak.
Oh, that's what happens.
That's what happens.
It goes that far.
What are you doing?
What are you doing now?
This is...
Are you practicing?
Practice?
Practice.
Are you practicing kissing?
Don't bring it up.
Are you practicing kissing?
Yeah.
No, no, no!
Think of me and hug me.
This is a nice room.
Right?
Yeah.
Look at me.
No, it's embarrassing.
Look at me.
I'm asking you.
Look at me.
It's itchy!
I just put on lipstick.
New color of spring.
I just put on new color of spring.
It's spring color.
Cute.
What do you want me to do?
I want you to put cherry blossoms on my lips.
What will you do?
What is this?
I don't like intense.
Be gentle.
Wait a minute.
Torindol is listening.
What's up, Torindol?
No, I don't like intense.
You want to choose something, right?
She put all of manly nature in it.
She is really thinking.
Scary.
Why are you silent?
I'm not in good mood right now.
Exactly what you are thinking.
But I wonder what this will do for me.
- Here it comes. - Here it comes.
- So cool!
- What do you want to do after this? - What do you want to do after this?
- I don't know.
- No good. - No good for you.
- So you're going to scream with that feeling in your head.
- You've seen this before, right? - You've seen it before.
- I'm counting on you.
What's wrong with you?!
Please go out with me!
Hey, hey, hey, out! Out! Out! Out!
It's a complete out fantasy!
I will do more here!
I know how you feel...
Then, please go in the bath.
Go in the bath?
Go in the bath.
You don't like it?
No, I like it.
I will prepare it here.
Wow!
You are fast!
Wow!
Wait, don't look!
I'm not looking!
Don't look!
I'm not looking!
I will look at it later.
Ayaka...
I'm getting excited.
Right?
Now we're in the bath.
This time...
There's a turtle in the bath, too.
I don't want you to enjoy it.
There's something like a punishment.
Really?
A punishment is waiting for you.
I'd like you to take a look at this.
What?
What is this?
This is connected to Doctor House.
What?
You can choose whether it's hot or cold in here.
Is it hot?
It's hot!
It's fun!
I'll make it cold.
Make it cold.
What is it?
I don't know.
Listen to me.
It'll be cold.
It's really hot.
You can't control it.
It's not getting cold, is it?
It's cold!
Put it back.
What's wrong?
It's cold!
What?
It's cold!
It's okay.
It came out.
It came out?
It came out.
Let's make it hot, then.
It's hot.
It's hot, isn't it?
Let's make it really hot.
It's hot.
It's hot!
It's hard to shampoo when it's hot.
Are you crazy?
It's hot, though.
What's wrong?
What can we do?
Let's make it cold.
You like it cold, don't you?
It's really cold.
It's hot!
It's quite hot.
It's quite hot, isn't it?
Are you okay?
It's cold.
He said it's far away.
It's far away.
The hose is far away.
Shall we go up?
It's cold.
What's this?
It's cold.
I think you'll get warm soon.
Oh, it came out.
Are you okay?
I'm glad you're okay.
I'm sorry.
Chisa is sorry.
It's over.
Now...
You're wearing it.
It's been a while since I wore it.
One, two...
Finally, Yoshimura is exposed!
Your pants are a little wet.
Are you okay?
You'll take it off soon, won't you?
What?
You'll take it off soon, won't you?
It was hot, wasn't it?
It was hot and cold.
But you can't stand it, can you?
Are you okay?
It was quite hot.
I should have told you.
I should have gone in with you.
I'm sorry.
I should have gone in with you.
Let's go in together next time.
Next time...
Next time, I'll cry.
After this...
Yoshimura fell from the second floor to the first floor!
Then I'll give you a massage.
Do you want me to give you a massage?
What?
Do you want me to do it for you?
My back hurts.
Your back?
I'll do it for you from your shoulders.
Sit down.
Don't take a shower.
My back is tired.
What about your shoulders?
My shoulders...
How do you like it?
It feels good.
Okay, then...
We'll give Yoshimura a special punishment!
Is she okay?
She's okay.
She's okay if she's sitting there.
She's okay.
Yes.
Just for a second?
I'm sorry.
Is it really just for a second?
Then, up until the punishment...
20 seconds before...
19...
18...
17...
16...
15...
16...
15...
14...
13...
12...
11...
10...
11?
8...
7...
6...
5...
Look closely!
4...
3...
2...
1...
Time's up!
Show me what you've got!
The house below and the house below!
It's someone's house!
Eh? A dream?
It's a dream, it's a dream!
Look up, up!
Can't you hear me?
Even if you look up, can't you hear me?
Let's go!
Yay!
Let's go!
Amazing!
Yay!
Tanaka!
Eh?!
- What are you doing? - What are you doing? What's wrong?
You're close!
- What's wrong with you?! - You fell!
- Hey! - Hey!
- Don't fall! - It's not good to fall at someone's house!
It's not good!
Why are you shaking like that?
Why are you shaking like that?!
I didn't know it would be something like this!
It's coming from somewhere!
- Huh?! - It's coming from somewhere!
- It's coming from somewhere!
First of all, I'm the one who's exchanging emails!
- What?! I can't believe it! - It's true!
- You have a program about it, right?! - I don't have much of it!
- You're saying you don't have it?! - You!
- Why don't you have it?! - It's not like that!
You want me to bath you?
It's hot to bath you!
- You idiot! - You idiot!
And at the end...
You'll say, "Dad!"
What are you doing?
You look like a swimmer.
What is that?
Oh, it's water.
Here, we interview Komatsu.
Hello.
It was dangerous, wasn't it, Komatsu?
Yes, it was scary.
But you have some love, don't you?
Because you've been together for a long time.
That's right.
Komatsu, it's your job, isn't it?
Yes, it's my job.
Besides, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
You were taking it off.
I thought I'd show you my boldness.
It's too much.
Because you're doing a show together.
That's right.
You came to my house and became a bathrobe.
You said you wanted to do it.
It's terrible.
But I was overwhelmed.
You were overwhelmed.
But?
It's too much.
I want to do it.
It's too much.
You didn't think you'd do such a thing in front of me, did you?
I hope you disappear.
I'm glad you have a bed here.
I'm glad you fell into hell.
You fell for it, didn't you?
I'll never do it again.
If you hear bad rumors again, MONDO HEARTS will move right away.
MONDO HEARTS will move right away.
I fell for it.
Is it true?
Is it a paradox?
Are you not used to it?
I want to say it's a paradox.
But I'm naked and wearing a pink bathrobe.
I fell like this.
It's a paradox.
These three are left.
Who will be punished next?
The next target is my house, the smoker.
And here is Mr. Yoshimura, who fell from the second floor to the first floor.
Thank you for coming.
I know all the explanations and this room.
Thank you for coming.
You are promised to meet me at home.
Three days ago,
Mr. Atsushi, who was almost naked,
started to invite him to his new home.
Mr. Atsushi started to invite him to his new home.
If you say you will meet me at home,
you will be punished instantly.
If you say you will meet me at home,
you will be punished instantly.
Wow, that's fast!
There's no shower or anything like that, right?
No!
In front of the convenience store where they'll meet up...
They're ready to go!
It smells like a body sword.
Don't make me dream about it!
Suddenly, a red car arrives!
It's not a taxi, is it?
Who's going to eat it?
It's here!
It's here! Someone's going to eat it!
It's here!
Who's going to eat it?
A junior?
Good evening!
It was cold, but...
It's fast!
What is it?
If you enter the house from here, it'll drop right away!
That's good!
Can you relax at home today?
I'll go home at 3 o'clock.
Can you go home at 3 o'clock?
I have to hurry!
What are you in a hurry for?
I have to hurry!
You don't have to hurry, do you?
I have to hurry!
What is it?
If you walk from here, it'll drop right away!
It's here!
Since there's not much time left in the evening, it's better to go home early!
We're here!
What's with this camera?
Do you know this house?
I'm in this house!
It's Uma-chan's house, isn't it?
No, it's not.
A lot of people have come in.
It's still new.
It's not wide!
I'll give you a massage!
I'll massage your shoulders and ears, too!
From now on, it's "Unity Bat"!
We'll send it to you with the sponsorship of these sponsors!
Tsubukura went into the room and...
Ah!
I don't want to be seen!
You're all the same!
What are you doing?
There's a futsal at work...
You're watching it, aren't you?
It looks like the photo check is over...
You're tired, aren't you?
I'll give you a massage, so sit here.
You're tired, aren't you?
I'm not tired.
Shoulders, too.
Go sit on the sofa.
Sit on the sofa.
Raise your shoulders.
Can you raise your shoulders a little more?
You have to work hard today.
What is it?
You know, don't you?
Let's go!
You're from the same agency, right?
We're from the same agency.
Do you want me to press the button?
Can you see it?
Do you want me to press the button?
I don't usually do it like this.
Okay, let's start.
10 seconds until you press the button!
9, 8, 7...
5, 4, 3...
1, 0!
You can push the button, can't you?
It feels so good!
You guys are so ugly!
Do you want to learn?
Call me! Call me!
We're not going to see it, so please bring us, the staff!
Let's go get it!
Oh, I'm scared!
I'm scared, too!
I'm scared!
I'm so scared!
It's an exchange pattern!
I'm so scared!
And then...
Welcome!
Come in! Come in!
It's me!
It's the London House!
It's a magic mail!
What?
It's amazing!
The record is 4 minutes and 52 seconds!
Oh, no!
There's no time to explain everything!
Look in the mirror and think, "Oh, I see!"
It's a mess!
There are only two targets left!
There's no time, so let's go!
The next target is HiHi Ueta!
HiHi Ueta!
I can't keep up with you!
I can't keep up with you at all!
Yesterday,
HiHi Ueta replied "come home, I'll make you pasta"
HiHi Ueta will be here soon, so drop him off!
I'll drop you off when you arrive!
Kojiro wasn't like this before!
Oh, I see!
And the target, Yasawa, also heads to the convenience store where HiHi Ueta and his dad are waiting for.
Watch out!
Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out!
- Welcome! - Nice to meet you!
- Are you from Saitama? - That's right!
- I'm sorry! - You're so far away!
- I couldn't sleep last night. - Is that so?
- It's 8.30 a.m. today. - It's early tomorrow.
- Is it early tomorrow? - It was early yesterday.
- I'm sorry! - What time are you leaving today?
- It doesn't matter.
- Look! - It's pasta!
- Did you make pasta? - Did you make pasta?
- I'm thinking of making pasta! - That's nice!
- Will you roll it for me? - Will you roll the meat sauce for me?
- I will! - I will!
- Roll it! Roll it in many ways! - Roll it!
- Roll it!
- It's over! It's over! - It's over!
Anyway, they don't have a scale, so moving home is an old-fashioned way of moving things around.
- Please sit down. - Here you are.
- It's in! - It's in!
- It's the same! - It's the same, right? - It's so warm!
- Fast! You're fast! - Fast!
- This is a record we can expect! - It's fast.
- It's fresh. - It's crunchy.
- It's good? - It's good.
- Is it good? - Don't stare!
- I want to see it! - Sit down.
- Is it good? - Yes!
- Sit down here and I'll rub your shoulders. - Please sit in your own seat.
Please sit here.
This way.
Please sit here.
This way.
How long do you want to wait?
10 seconds?
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Please sit here.
Thank you very much!
Your time...52 seconds!
You're fast!
Instant kill! Instant kill!
Amazing!
You're running away!
No way!
She noticed! She noticed!
She noticed!
Congratulations! Your record is 52 seconds!
52 seconds! Congratulations!
What do you mean "52 seconds"?
It's amazing!
Your record came out!
Congratulations for keeping your record at Dokkiri House!
You're a master!
Amazing!
You're a master!
I haven't seen you like this for a while!
After entering Dokkiri House, you had a record of 52 seconds!
How many minutes did you have?
4 minutes!
4 minutes and 52 seconds!
I didn't say that!
You updated your record in 4 minutes!
Why didn't you just sit down?
I was so excited that I didn't have time to sit down!
You should have bought it earlier!
You're a master!
You're a master of recording!
You're a master!
I'm not done yet!
I'm going home!
I won't do this again!
You're a master!
See you next week!
You don't have to say anything!
And the last target, Panther Type!
This man's ending will be revealed after the commercial!
Magic Mail. The remaining target is the panther, Ongahadama.
Let's go next time!
Actually, this man invites you for a meal.
Thank you!
A self-made night is really full!
It's coming! It's coming!
His date with Gladol is full of happenings!
Juice! Juice! Juice!
In addition...
I'm a little late...
This problem book by Chichou Hainuji will be released on the Internet Movie!
The result will be announced soon!
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