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[Their first appearance on "Kakuzuke Shiai Onna Tachi"]
It's hard to get involved with them.
I thought I'd get more and more irritated.
[They will be facing off against Akina and Hamada Britannies for the first time!]
[Kakuzuke Shiai Onna Tachi]
The first appearance of "Kakuzuke Shiai Onna Tachi" has two people.
Akina Minami and Britannies Hamada.
Hello!
Fashion! Fashion!
Akina, have you seen "Kakuzuke Shiai Onna Tachi"?
Yes, of course! I watch it a lot!
What do you think of it?
Well, I'm a little scared of you guys.
Are you pointing down?
No...
You're pointing down in the middle of the stage.
Oh, that's what you mean.
Aren't these guys crazy?!
You're the craziest one!
Are you making fun of me?
I want to see it! I want to see what kind of "kakuzuke" you're doing!
It's a rumor that if you go in here, you'll go up and down.
I know you're talking like a gyaru, but sometimes you look like a rock 'n' roller!
Seriously!
Why?! I like rock, too!
A strange person has come...
You three are 20 years old, right?
No, we're not!
No way!
She's 20 years old!
She looks like she's 20 years old!
She's like our daughter!
But I don't want a daughter like her!
What?! You don't want a daughter like Michishige?!
But I don't like Saemo like this!
Like this?!
Yes, it's hard for me to introduce her to people...
Has it not started yet, Michishige-san?!
What's up with you today?! You're totally different from your outfit!
She's cute, isn't she?
Today's hidden topic is...
A woman who is surprisingly disappointed.
The one who will announce the hidden topic is...
Akkira of Hatsansen!
First, let's see what she did!
7th place!
So you're the one who's not disappointed?
That's right! I'm not disappointed!
Why 7th place?
I'm not good with numbers or anything like that...
But in magazines and surveys...
When I'm with Akkira, she seems like she's smiling a lot and seems like she's having fun...
There's a lot of opinions like that...
Ah! Because you get a lot of opinions like that in magazines and surveys?
Yes, there's a lot of opinions like that sometimes...
I see!
Yes!
She's kind of shy, isn't she?
But right now, she's one of the top gravure idols!
She's really popular!
But when you see her in person, she's not that amazing, right?
It's not like you can see it in pictures...
By the way, Sugita-san, do you think Akkira is in 9th place?
Eh? 2nd place?
Eh? That much?
Ah, you're disappointed, right?
When I'm with her, I feel like I'm going to be disappointed...
When you're with Akkira, you feel like you can boast about anything, right?
No, but earlier...
You'll know when you get to know her...
Brittany, are you okay with this?
Don't do it!
Brittany, are you okay with this?
I really want to say it!
There's a hidden side to being cute!
Definitely!
And I think you'll be disappointed!
I see...
The reason I was disappointed was when Sugita-san tried to talk...
I was disappointed with Brittany when she came in...
Ah! She said that!
She was laughing...
She was talking...
I see...
Next, Akkira will announce the 3 girls he's not disappointed with...
First, 8th place!
Next, Aya-san...
Well, she'll be in the top 3, right?
Yes...
Aya-san, you're not disappointed?
Well, it's exactly like I imagined...
I think I'll be able to do housework...
Um...
Of course, I won't be able to do sexual things...
What do you mean "sexual things"?
Um...
Because I'm a wonderful woman...
I'm disappointed...
Because it's exactly like I imagined...
But it's actually like that, right?
What do you think is your weakness?
No, really...
Right?!
Yes, I'd like to know...
Where do you find the gap?
I'm full of gaps!
Hmm...
But you don't show it, right?
I'm putting myself in 6th place...
Hmm...
And you know why I'm like that?
You seem like you're expecting a lot of abnormal things, right?
Yes...
But it's actually quite normal...
Ah!
I see!
When you go to Aya-san's place with a big head...
Huh? Won't you tie me up with a rope?
Huh? Is that normal?
I brought a rope, but I don't know how to tie it up...
Huh? You don't know?
It happens, doesn't it?
Wow...
If you think about it like that...
It might rank you in "disappointed" category, right?
Hmm... I wonder which one it is...
By the way...
What do you think of Sugimotsu-san, Brittney?
I think I'm in 3rd place!
In "disappointed" category?
That's right!
Sugimotsu-san...
I think he loves himself more than others!
Sorry, I don't understand what you're saying at all!
More than others...
He loves himself more!
Ah! Because he loves himself more!
He doesn't care about others!
I think he has that kind of feeling!
Oh no! I'm scared of what I'm about to say!
The 9th place for those who aren't as disappointed as you might think is...
Kaoru Sugita.
A woman who doesn't disappoint.
I don't think so.
When I talk to Sugita about things like that,
she's like, "No, it's fine, it's fine."
And with a light heart,
she's like, "Yeah, whatever."
She seems like she can forget things like that.
Ah, I see.
She has an aura of being able to manage things,
so just being by her side...
She has a sense of security.
Sorry, I'm not as cute as Gravia,
but if you look closely, I'm starting to look really cute.
That's awkward!
Why all of a sudden?
She seems like a pretty mature woman.
Ah, isn't this your first time seeing Sugita like this?
She might actually be a good girl.
By the way, what's your opinion of Sugita?
Sugita is 1st place!
That person...
Now that you're in a good mood...
Is that so?
What did you say last time?
Well, she's not particularly cute,
but that doesn't mean there's anything special about her.
On top of that, she seems like she wants attention,
so it's kind of gross.
Gross?!
And?
She's the type of person I hate.
What?!
She's a pervert!
Misonoko's imagination exploded!
Do you think you're disappointing Sugita-san the most?
Yes, I do.
Why?
Well, I have a good reason for that.
You have a good reason for being 1st place?
People call me "demon king",
and I think I'm brought into an unknown world,
but I think I'm just an ordinary human being.
Just an ordinary human being...
Ah, so that's why you're disappointed!
That's understandable.
I understand that, but I also think I'm brought into an unknown world.
You're both 1st place!
By the way, what's your reason for being 1st place?
Well, you look like you're disappointed.
You look like you're cute, so I think you're just as you are.
You look like you're cute...
You look like you're cute?
Yes, isn't that what you're like?
Isn't that what you're like?
That's funny.
I hope you're always like that, Burito-kun.
Sitting around like that...
Isn't that what you're like?!
Next up...
Next up, we'll announce the 10th place that Akina has placed as the woman she's most disappointed with!
And that is...
Don!
Aoki Sayaka!
Eh?!
Why?!
She's the one who's most confused.
No, no, I totally thought it wasn't me.
Actually, Akina...
She hates water and only drinks soda...
She's a gym equipment nerd...
And she's quite a weirdo.
And now...
From here, her strange behavior will be exposed!
Aoki is the one who's most disappointed.
Yes, but...
I don't know what I was trying to say, but I'm hungry.
You're hungry?!
Eh?!
I don't know what I was trying to say, but I'm hungry.
Wow, you're getting greedy all of a sudden.
Like...
On TV, it's a bit of a harsh image, right?
But in reality, it's very family-like.
It's like you'd like kids, like taking care of kids, like doing housework...
Wow, you don't have much of an image...
But in reality...
In reality...
In reality, you'd definitely be a kind person.
Ah, I see!
Like, you'd definitely have a hamster or something like that...
That kind of image...
You do have a dog, though...
Ah, that's right...
It doesn't have much of an image...
It doesn't have much of an image?!
You have a dog, but it doesn't have much of an image?!
Like a hamster?!
It's a toy poodle.
Ah, that's not it...
That's not it?!
If you had a dog, what would you like it to fight with you about?
Eh, if you had a dog...
A dog...
Like Doberman or something like that...
Doberman?!
Ah, you'd like it to fight with Doberman for real?!
Doberman?!
That's funny!
You'd like it to fight with Doberman and a hamster?!
And now...
We'll announce the people whom Akina has hidden with a woman who is more disappointed than Akina herself.
First, in 6th place...
Don!
Misono!
Oh!
Huh?
Surprisingly, you're in 7th place for Misono.
When I see you on TV, you look like you have a lot of energy.
But when we actually date, you seem like a sweet guy.
You look like you're really sweet.
And you're not the Misono I was hoping for.
It's like you're getting closer to a man you want to rely on.
But when you actually date, you get spoiled.
You seem like you're not the Misono I was hoping for.
You look bright and energetic on TV, but you're really negative.
People say that a lot.
You're actually dark. You don't talk much.
I don't talk?
Not at all.
In private?
Yes, you have to be someone who can talk to you.
And you're free-spirited and full of energy.
But you have to accept everything.
You have to be someone who can accept everything.
You say things like, "Oh, I see."
Oh, I see.
You say things like, "Oh, I see."
And you force your opinion on me.
I think it's really annoying.
But you're straightforward with me.
I think we're a good team.
So you're not disappointed?
Yes, I also chose 5th place halfway.
You chose 5th place halfway?
It doesn't matter, 5th place is 5th place.
You're going to announce 5th place sooner or later.
So you're saying "ah, like this, like that" and not choosing 1st place?
Yes, it's kind of annoying.
If you choose 1st place, you'll lose all of your good looks.
Saying "ah, like this, like that" and not choosing 1st place.
It's the worst!
I really don't want to say it.
I chose 2nd place.
Ah, I see. You look disappointed.
1st place is Mahamada-san, but 2nd place is me.
Wait, Misono-san chose 6th place because she thought she'd smell like me.
No!
It's not the same!
You smell the same, right?
What do you think is the same about Brittany?
I can't notice when I'm wishing for something.
When you're negative?
Yeah, when I'm like "ah, I hope this works out for me" and I want 6th place!
No!
Ah, but you two might look similar!
No, I said "go eat!"
And you two said "I want you to sing for me."
No!
Are you hungry?!
No!
I can't do a collaboration like that!
You're interested in a one-color collaboration?
Here are the members of "Hakkina's Worst Five"!
The 5th place goes to...
Yasko Mitsuura!
Mitsuura-san is in 5th place.
My image of her is that she's a strange person.
But she taught me a lot about grandmothers.
I'm not sure if I can rely on her.
But since she's a strange person, it's hard for me to get involved with her.
"It's hard for you to get involved with her"?
You're a disappointed woman.
Why do you only say "it's hard for you to get involved with Mitsuura-san"?
"It's hard for me to get involved with her"? Is that your opinion?
"It's hard for me to get involved with her"? That's weird.
Even compliments are like grandmothers' wisdom bags.
It doesn't make me happy.
Mitsuura-san caught a cold.
She said, "Then you should hang a green onion around your neck."
No, I won't do that for now.
But she said it seriously.
So it's hard for me to get involved with her.
That's why it's hard for you to get involved with her!
It's hard for you to get involved with her talk!
Think of it like a man, not like "Hakkina"!
"It's hard for you to get involved with her" is a disappointing woman.
Next up is "Hakkina's Worst Four"!
"It's hard for you to get involved with her" is a disappointing woman.
Hamada Britney, fourth place...
Disappointed?
It's the opposite of Sugimoto-san.
It's just as I imagined it to be.
Sugimoto-san isn't disappointed like she imagined it to be.
But Brittany-san is disappointed like she imagined it to be.
It's just as I was imagining it not to be.
It's not that good.
That's why I'm not disappointed but--
So you're always disappointed?!
Why did you say that?
I don't think I'm disappointed.
I can live without a house or money.
But people like Akina will say "I can't believe you don't have money."
In that sense, I think girls should accept it.
Even if you don't have a house or money, you're strong.
That's not all men look at.
Why?
They look at feminine aspects.
There are feminine aspects, too.
How is your relationship with men?
I don't have a real boyfriend. I only have a PM.
PM?
PM is playmate.
Playmate.
On TV, it's more than friends and less than lovers.
I don't have a real boyfriend, but I have a few PMs.
I'm hanging out with them.
You're hanging out with them?
Are you stupid?
You're not hanging out with them, Golden!
I didn't say it earlier!
You're not hanging out with them!
But if you can make it yourself, you're the best.
If you can make it yourself, you're the best.
You work so hard, and you cook so well, and you're so good at cooking.
Your teeth are beautiful, but everything else is dirty.
What are you looking at?
You're beautiful! Everything is beautiful!
I feel like I'm watching TV.
The worst three are...
Kokusho, Suzanna, and Momusu Michishigen!
The third place goes to...
Kokusho!
No way! Suzanna is lower.
Suzanna isn't here yet.
Why? Kokusho has always had a good image, but...
I have the image of being able to do a lot of housework.
But on my day off, I have the image of eating a lot of crackers and riding a bicycle.
That's true. The more you can do, the more gaps you have.
But recently, I've been thinking...
You have too good of an image, don't you?
Yes.
That's why it's becoming more and more important.
You seem like you know a lot of traditional customs...
and you seem like you're going to make a great man out of me.
I see. By the way, Sugimoto-san, what place do you put Kokusho-san in?
I put her in first place.
First place?!
You're in first place?!
Your image isn't good, is it?!
Are you okay?!
If you have a good image, it's not surprising that you're in first place.
I see!
Still...
What's wrong, Michishige?
Why are you cutting in between?!
Still...
Still, you have the image of being an idol and a burrito seller.
Burrito seller?!
Yes.
In private?!
Yes, you're not an idol or anything...
I'm not anything! I'm an actress!
I'm an actress now!
You're not an idol, are you?
I don't care what people say about me, but I don't want to hear about this love!
You're an idol! You're an idol, Michishige!
I'm an idol.
Even if you say you're an idol, your stubbornness is strong and your stubbornness is good!
You're talking too much!
You're talking with anger in your voice!
Now, I will announce at the same time who is the woman who is surprisingly disappointed and who is in first and second place.
These people.
First place, Michishige. Second place, Suzanne.
Michishige is most disappointed.
Yes.
Next is Suzanne.
I'm glad.
Suzanne is second place, right?
Right? She's second place.
It's not like that. When I watch TV or something like that, I feel like I want to protect her.
But when I say, "Yomichi, it's dangerous, so I'm going to send you."
She says, "I'm fine on my own."
She's that kind of person.
You don't have to borrow a man's strength.
Yes.
I thought you'd be more lenient, but you're living a strong life on your own.
I'm disappointed.
That's right.
Thank you.
Akkina's point of view is unique.
I want you to depend on me more.
Thank you. But there is such a side.
There is such a side.
There are many people who say, "You can't do it without me," but it's not like that.
I'm second place, too.
Suzanne is second place.
At first glance, she looks cute and sexy, but when I hear about love and stuff like that, I feel like a woman who locks up a man's heart is low.
She's low in woman power.
She doesn't seem to have the strength to attract a decent man.
That's a unique point of view.
And Brittany?
Suzanne?
Um... I'm fourth place.
Akkina, why?
You're cute, but I think you're starting to get on my nerves.
What are you talking about?
You're making me nervous.
What should we do?
Scary, isn't it?
We're walking in Shibuya and we're caught like this.
Your smile is irritating.
I don't want to see you anymore.
You can't walk in Shibuya, can you?
I won't go to Shibuya, either.
I ran away from Shibuya.
Next, first place, Michishige.
She looks young, but she grew up in a group of girls, so I think she's definitely an oraora.
I think so, even if she's young.
She's an oraora.
Yes.
An oraora is quite a yankee.
I think so, too.
They're usually like this.
It's a shame.
But if you're not like that, you can't climb in a group.
Then, are you an oraora?
Huh? Are you a special feature?
Are you an oraora type of girl?
In the past, I used to be a talkative, aggressive type of girl, so I think I'm an oraora.
I see. If you're in a group, you have to shoot yourself out.
That's why you naturally become like that.
I'll definitely make a rampage out of it.
If I don't become a butterfly in the rampage, I won't feel at ease.
But she's explaining it to me, but Michishige is like, "Hmm?"
No, this is also calculation.
This is also calculation.
It's all calculation.
That's right. Morning Musume is very friendly with everyone.
Everyone says that, right?
They're really friendly.
Then, you won't disappoint Michishige.
I won't disappoint him. He's really cute like this.
What about you, Private?
He's really just cute.
Because men are just cute, it's disappointing, right?
You don't like him just being cute, right?
But he's extremely cute.
Okay!
Not only that, but she's so cute!
You can't help but forgive her for being so cute!
She's so cute, no matter what she does!
She's so, so cute!
That's right!
Every day, I say in front of the mirror, "Yoshiki, you're so cute today too!"
It's because of the way she holds her hands, it's so cute!
Wow, cute!
Ah, cute!
Wow! You have a lot of cute patterns!
Eh, you're trying to flatter me!
I'm not trying to flatter you!
You are!
I'm not trying to flatter you at all!
It's because you're so cute!
It's not "you're so cute", you idiot!
It's "you're extremely cute"!
Aren't you an idiot?
I was on a show before, and there were a lot of Moms fans.
I was the host, and I told Ms. Michishige that she wasn't cute at all.
And then, the fans, with their mouths...
With their mouths...
For a long time!
It didn't make a sound!
For two hours!
After that, I decided I would never do it again!
The results of the first half of the show, which Ms. Michishige, Ms. Akkina and Ms. Gishou also voted for, are as follows!
It's finally time for the results of the general voting!
Who do you think is the most disappointing woman out of all of them?
Sugimoto Aya-san!
Eh, really? I'm so happy!
Ah, is that so?
It seems like you thought you'd be disappointed, but...
It wasn't like that at all, was it?
That's right.
Unfortunately, you didn't win a million yen.
Ah, I wanted it.
Right?
The reason is...
Even if you can see that you're disappointed,
I'm sure you're doing it on purpose.
You should be able to make men fall for you.
Is that so?
Ah, that's not it...
Ah, but...
It's part of the game, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
That's it! Yes, yes!
You're interpreting it in such a good way!
Also...
Eroica.
She seems like she'd be interested in your advice.
This is...
I don't need Eroica!
Why do you need Eroica? I don't get it.
It's like "Untouchable"'s Yama-chan...
Even though you have a cracked jaw...
It's like that series.
When it's you, Eroica seems like she'd do something for you.
It's quite troublesome.
Indeed.
The reason is...
Even if you're not good at flirting,
I think you're cute.
That makes me happy!
I'm a little relieved!
I'm not disappointed...
Even if you're not good at it, do you think like that?
I think you're cute!
This is a pretty good ranking!
I'm in a really good mood today!
Thank you very much!
Surprisingly disappointed woman.
The second most common ranking for men is...
SUZANNE!
No way! I'm so happy!
I knew it.
Right?
Akina was in second place.
Because you're cute.
Thank you.
I like you.
You like me? It's too late for you. You're already in second place.
I like you, but...
You like me, but...
The reason is...
Even if you're disappointed about something,
if you have someone in front of you who doesn't make you feel that way,
you'll forgive them.
Thank you.
That's why...
Even if you're disappointed about something,
if you have someone in front of you who doesn't make you feel that way,
you'll be in first place.
You're cute.
Also, if you're unconsciously doing something,
you'll make everyone around you happy.
I'm so happy about that.
Right?
If you're smiling and saying you're annoyed,
it's just your opinion.
You don't have to worry about it.
I was worried about it today.
I'm glad you're happy.
People didn't think of me like that at all.
I'm glad you're happy.
Also...
Surprisingly, you have a motherly charm.
You seem like you'd embrace me with love.
I'm happy.
But I'm a bit of a motherly instinct type...
Motherly instinct?
Don't say that!
It'll affect Britney!
Motherly instinct!
You shouldn't say motherly instinct!
Motherly instinct!
I'm sorry.
I'm a motherly instinct type...
Motherly...
I'm a motherly instinct type, right?
That's right!
Wow!
You don't have a motherly instinct, do you?
She's making fun of me!
You shouldn't say you're a motherly instinct type, do you?
Suzanne is a big blunderer.
Surprisingly disappointed woman.
A typical man's attitude.
Best Three.
The last one is...
Oh, I see. Thank you.
I thought you wouldn't join us.
You've been wearing blue a lot lately, haven't you?
It's nice, isn't it?
The reason is...
Yes?
At first glance, you look like you have a difficult personality, but you seem like you'd be considerate of others.
You seem like you're an adult.
At first glance, you look like you have a difficult personality, but you actually don't.
But in reality, you do have a difficult personality.
That's one of the reasons...
You seem like you'd be considerate of others.
Oh, I see.
You may be a troublesome woman, but you seem like you'd do a good job at work and at home.
You know what I mean, don't you?
No, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speak in a low voice.
Yes, thank you.
I'll do my best.
You seem like you'd be considerate of others, but you seem like you'd do a good job at work and at home.
I think it'd be hard if I did it myself.
I know, right?
Why do you keep complimenting me and appealing to me every day?
That's what I hate about you.
Let's forget about the super-negative Aoki.
We still don't have a happy 7th place.
Sayuri Kokusho.
Thank you.
You're number one, aren't you?
Thank you.
The reason is...
Even though you're an adult woman, you have a pure side like a little girl.
You're a cute woman.
Are you happy?
If you say it like that, you'll put pressure on her.
But you're happy, aren't you?
And...
She seems strong-willed, but...
She seems like she'll always stand up for you.
This is similar.
This happens a lot, doesn't it?
She seems like she'll always stand up for you.
How many times have I said this to you?
Stand up for you.
Thank you for your cooperation in answering the survey.
Is there any other reason?
She says it in every topic.
She says it in every topic!
Now, the 6th place for "Surprisingly Disappointing Woman", "General Man", and "Top Group Last" is...
Mitsura Yasuo!
I did it!
I'm sad!
She's cute!
Stop it!
You don't even have a girlfriend!
I've always thought you were a sponge that washes cups!
I don't think you're a flower!
I don't think you're an idea sponge that an old woman came up with!
But I can't tell you the way!
Because Mitsura's brain is up there!
Reason...
If you live together...
She seems like she'll cook for you...
And you'll be looking forward to going home!
Well, well, well...
Well, she's good at cooking!
Well, she's not that good...
And...
Once you go out with her...
She'll never dump you!
She seems like she'll work really hard if it's not her face...
And you'll be heartbroken!
I see...
Now...
Here are some bad reasons...
Whoa, that's fast!
That's fast!
Then you should have commented on those words!
I thought you'd praise me!
I thought you'd say something good!
But that's where the bad reasons come in!
Bad reason...
Unexpectedly...
If you're drunk...
A kiss might approach you!
If you're drunk...
You might feel like you're going to feel worse...
I'm not drunk and I lose my memory...
But...
The last resort...
I'm drunk and I pretend like I lost my memory...
That's the real last resort!
You're drunk and you pretend like you don't have any memory...
That's right!
Even my bank account is broken into pieces...
Ah, I'm drunk!
That's the real last resort I've used when I was young!
Has a kiss ever approached you?
When I'm drunk!
You're pathetic!
That's the real last resort!
General men are now in the worst five!
It's about time you...
Shut up!
Misana!
Alright!
I thought I could do it!
You thought you could get out of here?
I have to get out of here!
Look at me! I can't get out of reality!
That's true!
From now on, I'll only give you a bad reason.
Shut up!
I...
In front of you, I say I can't decorate myself, but I feel like I'm going to puke.
Don't worry about it!
It's not a bad idea!
That's how it is!
I say I can't decorate myself, but I feel like I'm going to puke.
I'm sure you'll do it!
Everyone does it!
You're human, too!
I do it, but...
I say I'll do it during recording, too.
And from A-BEX to A-HEY-BEX.
A-BEX Entertainment!
Really?
Yes!
Now we have an entertainment department.
And you call it A-HEY-BEX.
No!
It's a record company.
And you say I'm cute, but I feel like I don't deserve it.
You say I shouldn't talk, but you always think I should.
People say that a lot.
But if I don't talk, I don't have a place to go.
Are you a comedian?
If I don't talk, I don't have a place to go.
Are you a comedian?
People want me to talk!
Did you just say "hey"?
I didn't say "hey"!
If you stood up, you said "hey"!
I didn't say "hey"!
But I've been dating people who accept "onara" (fart) as well.
With "onara" (fart)?
Yes.
On the contrary, if you say "jan" (goodbye) to a man who makes you disappointed with "onara" (fart)
I see.
Yes!
If you don't say it, he won't disappoint you with "onara" (fart).
I didn't say "hey"!
The story of ABEX ends here, and the 4th place, which avoided being in the worst 3, is announced!
It's over, Kaoru-san!
I'm out... I'm out...
Akina won!
You won against Akina, didn't you?
You're right...
What's left is...
"twenty years old" and "self-proclaimed twenty years old"
Sugita-san, you're out.
The reason is...
When there's only two of you...
It seems like you have a surprisingly cute feminine side...
But on the contrary, it's disappointing.
Wait a minute...
That's what Sugita-san said earlier...
On the contrary...
It's the same story...
When you have a feminine side...
But on the contrary, it's disappointing.
That's what Sugita-san said earlier...
Normally, it's like...
Ah, she only showed me her feminine side...
And it seems like it's good...
But this person...
What? She only showed me her feminine side...
Why is it disappointing?
It's like, "Isn't she a demon king?"
That's right...
Also...
Even though she's a demon king...
If she doesn't carefully separate garbage in the fire room...
It seems like she'll get angry.
But the standard is that she's a demon king.
Even though she's a demon king...
She's disappointed because of this and that...
It's not like she's a woman anymore...
The standard...
She's disappointed because she's a demon king.
That's right...
It's amazing...
She's not used to the human world...
Why are you so excited about being a demon king?
Normally you don't like it!
If you say you're a demon king, you don't like women!
Surprisingly disappointing woman...
The most common men's "once and for all" is...
Momus Michishige...
Akina...
And Brittany!
Michishige might be a double punch...
Akina's "once and for all" is first place...
If "once and for all" is first place in the world...
It'll be a double punch, right?
Amazing...
Now...
Let's go...
Surprisingly disappointing woman...
Third place!
Michishige-san!
Thank you!
Wow, that's extremely cute.
Thank you!
Reason...
Everyday, Sayumi seems like she only talks about herself.
Is it bad?
But isn't it better for girls who are good at listening?
But I think everyone wants to hear Sayumi's stories.
So I think everyone will be happy.
Ah, I see.
You only talk about things you're interested in.
You'll talk about cute things, right?
Of course!
Give me an example.
For example, we'll stand in front of the sink and say, "Look at the girl on the left."
Isn't she cute?
Ah, she's cute!
Huh? It was you, Sayumi!
Wow, that's great! I want to see that!
That's cute!
It'll be fun, right? You'll forget about the time, right?
Also...
You seem to have a lot of pride. Even if you fight, you won't admit defeat.
Pride, right? If you fight, you won't apologize, right?
I've never fought before.
Ah, you don't fight.
Cute people don't fight, right?
They only say cute things.
I see.
The phrase "cute" has doubled with "devil".
It doesn't double. It doesn't double with "devil".
But if "cute" becomes a noun, that's amazing.
"Cute" = Sayumi Michishige, right?
Yes.
Ah, sorry! I made a mistake! "Cute" = Sayumi Michishige.
Thank you!
Also, for this reason...
Yes?
Actually, after graduating from MOMS, you seem to be aiming for Ayaya's position.
But it's not impossible.
It's not impossible!
That's great!
No, it's not like that.
In the future, after becoming a leader...
After experiencing being at the top...
After graduating...
That's great!
I don't think there are any members who have said that clearly.
Clearly.
But it's not a bad thing, right? You want to be like Ayaya, right?
Yes, but I think it's above the extreme.
Above the extreme?
Yes. So, for that child...
Rather than being a daughter forever...
I think it's good for her to expand her horizons on her own.
Above the extreme...
That's great!
"Cute" = Sayumi Michishige.
What does "above the extreme" mean?
"Cute" = Sayumi Michishige.
"Above the extreme" = Sayumi Michishige.
I definitely think it's ugly!
"Above the extreme" = Sayumi Michishige.
But I want you to find it!
But I want you to find it someday!
Someday, something...
Now, only Akkina and Hamada Brittany remain.
Wow!
Two people who have appeared for the first time!
But it's a completely different kind of person, right?
I didn't think she was more "wake" than Michishige-san.
Right?
But...
The result came out, right?
Yes, I'll accept it.
You'll accept it?
Yes.
The most disappointing woman unexpectedly thought of
First place...
Disappointing woman
I want to win against Akkina!
First place...
Will it be...
Hamada Brittany!
Really?!
Yes.
Akkina was able to eat it in second place.
That's hot.
But we don't know where it came from, do we?
No matter where you ask, I think it'll be like this.
Hey, ask in Shibuya!
No matter where you ask, I think it'll be like this.
Now, let's start with Akkina.
Reason...
Even if you go eat high-class food, it seems like you'll leave behind the most delicious part.
I wonder if she'll eat this. She brought it here thinking she'd be happy about it.
I don't think men should have high expectations for food.
You only eat salmon, right?
I only eat salmon and juice.
Is that okay?
Salmon is good, but...
That's right. When I go to a sushi restaurant, they say, "Don't eat the salmon and give me 8 pieces."
You suddenly ask for that.
That's all.
Other things like flounder...
You don't need flounder.
I don't know what that means.
You only eat what you like, right?
Why do you eat what you like second best?
That's a disappointing statement.
Why is it disappointing?
Salmon is my favorite part of the story.
But you go back to salmon even though you've tasted a lot of different things.
But I did go back. If I did go back, I hope I don't go back forever.
Really?
I feel like I'm going to be a special training member.
That's amazing.
You went that far.
I like salmon, too.
I feel like I'm going to say, "Eat the salmon, too."
If I were Akina, I'd like a man to hold me back, but I'm surprisingly pale and cold.
I don't know about that.
I'm very restrained.
Really?
I don't like girls on my phone.
I'm sure you have a girlfriend or something like that.
I don't like it.
Why?
Does it make you angry?
You have a girlfriend or something like that.
It might make me angry.
Do you want her to delete it?
I'll tell her to delete it, but I won't actually check it.
But when I saw girls talking in class or in class when I was a student, I was very jealous.
Why are you talking? What were you talking about?
Oh, you're that bad.
I'll tell you.
I don't have that image.
Also,
Your face is cute without complaint, but sometimes you look like you're dead.
I'm not dead! I can live forever!
But if you're laughing, it means you're somehow thinking about it.
Is that so?
Eh? Am I dead?
Are you dead?
That might be it, but...
Now, number one.
Number one, Brittany.
Brittany's reason.
When I see you with your makeup off, you don't seem disappointed at all.
Eh, that's not true!
When I see you with your makeup off, you don't seem disappointed at all.
Really?
Really, really, really.
Also...
When we take a bath together, weird things float in the water.
Eh, wait!
Well...
There are times when we don't take a bath together, but...
At most, it's one month.
At most, but...
Eh? Is it still like that?
Is it still like that because you're busy and you can't take a bath?
It's because I'm a manga artist.
I know.
It's because I'm busy!
Ah, but even if you're busy, you don't have time to take a bath!
Because it doesn't smell that bad!
I touched it earlier, but it's a little sticky.
It's not like that!
Idols are liars.
It's not like that.
What Michishige says is absolute.
She's an adult, but she's an adult.
She can say anything.
Also...
If you knew your real age, you'd be attracted.
It's not like that.
How old are you really?
We're about the same age, aren't we?
How old are you?
I'm 38.
Why?!
Why do you have to make it a self-proclaimed age?
Eh, because I'm writing a gyaru manga, I want to be in a gyaru mood.
So I'm over 20 years old, but...
It's like a self-proclaimed age.
Think about it properly! About readers and stuff!
That's right. If you're that old...
I see.
You don't want people to say you don't know about gyaru stuff.
Yeah, and I'm over 20 years old, so...
That's why I say it like that.
Also...
While you're living a homeless life...
When it comes to money...
You seem like you know a lot about it.
That's one opinion I have.
No, I...
I've been living with zero money for a long time.
When I was writing my manga...
I've been living a homeless life for a long time, so...
Since then...
Can you make ends meet with zero money?
I can make ends meet!
How?
Like, I get some leftovers from fast food restaurants from O.L.
What?!
That's right!
You go into a fast food restaurant?
Yes!
Do you just stand there and watch?
I'm waiting in front of the trash can...
And I see O.L. cleaning up...
And I say, "Excuse me, but can you do me a favor?"
And he says, "Sure."
What?!
You're amazing!
I've been having a hard time...
Just work for a bit!
If you're waiting for me there, work for a bit!
I was just about to get excited!
I was like, "Why is she doing this to me?!"
I was just waiting for you to work for me!
Even though it was zero yen, what did you do with the money?
How did you pay for it?
I went to get samples and went to a department store...
Oh, you took your time and walked around.
That's right.
Just work for a bit!
Also, if you stand at the top of Dogenzaka, an old man will buy you food.
Really?!
How long have you been waiting for me?
I've been waiting for you for a long time.
Just work for a bit!
I've been waiting for you for a long time!