AISubs v3.7
Tonight, on "Ronha", a special release of a date directed by a murderer of love in the entertainment world!
I'm so happy!
Is it good?
On the day after May's "Omote-sandou", there's a strange duo.
Bobby, what are we doing today?
Oh, really? I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know.
I don't know either. There's a lot of cream on you.
Oh, it's pretty.
Oh, really? Why?
Well, let's have fun today, too.
Have fun?
By the way, Bobby's hair color has changed.
You're late!
You're late from before!
What are we doing today?
They're not told anything.
What happened just now?
Right?
Why? Why did you come?
Then, a envelope from the staff...
What are you doing?
Artists and Bobby, which one is cooler?
What is it?
Ask the woman who goes to the city.
The one who gets 10 votes first wins.
The winner will have the loser buy whatever they like.
Make a contract.
You know it now, don't you?
Make a contract?
But you're confident you won't lose?
No, no. If I were Bobby's opponent, honestly, I wouldn't give up a single drink.
I wouldn't give up a lifetime.
You're lying!
By the way, you have a very loose look.
A loose plan that you rarely see in the film industry.
Artists and Bobby, which one is cooler?
Let's start the investigation!
Oh, it's a woman.
Moreover, the first woman is a 21-year-old girl who works at a nearby beauty salon.
Hello!
Are you a woman of the salon?
By the way, is Bobby's bad mouth big?
Today, Bobby and I will ask everyone which one is cooler.
- It's true. - It's true.
- I'm good at cooking. - Really?
- I'm good at cooking. - So, Bobby is cooler?
- But I'll tell you the truth. - Yes.
- I'm popular. - No!
- Yoko was very honest. - I'm crying! I'm crying!
- I'm crying! - You're only good at cooking.
- Who are you? - Who am I?
- Why are you appearing on TV without permission?
- They have a lot in common. - This way!
- This way!
- However, after that, both of them raised their heads and played 3-2.
- Don't touch me!
- You'll fall under my armpit.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- Hello.
- Without knowing anything, Bobby calls a girl.
- You have to turn your back on me.
- Do you have a boss?
- And Bobby got a 23-year-old Asami-chan.
- I like you. - Your makeup is dark.
- It's not dark.
- Asami-chan, who doesn't have dark makeup, explains the project.
- My phrase is "charisma". - "Charisma" is charisma.
- However...
- No!
- The various "charisma" was defeated.
- Thank you. - You're an idiot.
- I'm sorry. Thank you.
- You can't say "idiot" because you weren't chosen.
- It's "idiot" to say "idiot".
- Oh, is that so?
- Let's check if he's really an idiot.
- Hey!
- Don't mess with me!
- Why are you doing such a thing?
- You're an idiot, aren't you?
- It's cold!
- Bobby, you're not an idiot, are you?
- Look, you have to push the button. - Bobby, you have to push the button!
I'm shocked! I'm really shocked!
Wait a minute...
- You betrayed me! - Who did it?
Anyway, I'm in the lead with four to two!
Let's take a break here.
While having tea in the cafe, let's ask Bobby about his private life.
- Can you eat Japanese food? - No.
- Not natto? - No.
- What do you like? - Ume-nashi.
- Ume-nashi? - Ume-nashi.
- Ume-koshi? - Yes, yes, yes!
- Ume-koshi is not good. - You don't like Ume-koshi?
- What about Sushi? - Sushi...
- I hate Masako. - Masako?
- I don't like it. - You don't like it?
- You don't like Masako! - You always say "I don't like Masako".
- The drink has arrived. - Ah, it's cute!
- But... - Ah, it's cute!
- It's not half rice, it's half latte? - Why?
- Take a lot and put it in. - Wait a minute...
- This is half of it! - Let me say it again.
- Let me say it again!
- This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
- The drink has arrived. - Ah, wait a minute...
- How do you drink this?
- But isn't it easier to drink if you put a lot of straws in it?
- It's not good!
- It doesn't come out!
- If you put more effort, it will come out!
(cough)
- Are you okay, Bobby? - I'm not okay!
Since Bobby is not okay, they move to another place.
In Roppongi Hills, it's a battle of who is more handsome boy!
- Can you speak English? - Of course!
Wait a minute!
So, they come from Ukraine and Belarus.
Will Bobby be able to speak English?
- But... - You can't speak Japanese, can you?
- Yes, I can. - You can?!
- No, no... - English doesn't make any sense!
The one who puts in "go" obeys "go"!
Choose one! Which one do you think is more handsome?
They explain the result in Japanese.
- Then... - Choose one!
- If you say "which one"... - The smallest one!
- Wow! - Wow!
Moreover...
- Bobby?! - Yes!
- Really?! - Yes!
- You're not okay at all! - Go for it! Go for it!
When I went to New York for the first time, it was like this!
Go for it, Japanese comedian!
Now that they know who is more handsome, they avoid foreigners and choose Japanese girls.
They explain the plan.
- Then... - Bobby is smaller than I thought!
- Is it bigger than you thought? - It's bigger than I thought!
- It's really like this!
But you're wearing the same thing as Bob Sapp!
There was one thing they couldn't say.
I'm not wearing it!
- You're wearing it! - Of course!
No, it's fine! Just wait!
Hurry up and choose one!
What are you doing?!
In the end, these two won one vote each, including Bobby.
In addition, the next pair also won one vote each, but the next challenge is...
Gatchi?
Ikki-chan, I'm telling you, my gatchinko is big!
I'm confident I can win.
That team has no chance of winning, but today's match is seven against six, and Atsushi is in the lead.
The final battle is about to begin!
He's looking for a girl, but...
There's a foreigner who Atsushi doesn't like.
Which one of you is the handsome boy?
And then...
As expected, it didn't work.
And then...
I can't go back to Japan. I'm all alone.
How do I look? Do I look ugly?
Because you're thin.
Because I'm thin?!
You're not attractive.
You're too funny!
As expected of a foreigner.
Why do I lose to someone like Hikaru Denji who's wearing a jacket?!
Since the foreigner doesn't like her anymore, Atsushi asks for her hand.
Which one do you think is cool?
Suzuki's.
If you get this point, you'll reach Bobby, but...
You're cool.
I'm cool, right?
Where? Where?
Your face?
My face. My face is cool.
Your face is cool?! I'm so happy!
What are you dreaming of?
I'm not dreaming of anything!
How do I look?
Isn't this okay, Gino?
Gorilla-like.
Stop it!
Go wild!
No one can stop you.
It's okay if it's gorilla-like, right?
It's manly.
To be called a gorilla in Japan.
Oh, is that so?
That's right.
Gummy! Gummy food!
And then...
Ouch!
What is this?
It's his first experience of gum patching in a few days.
I lied.
It hurt.
It's okay now.
Really?
Yeah.
I said it! I said it!
I said it twice!
What's in it?
I can't tell you.
You're lying.
I'm not lying.
You're lying.
Something just popped out of it.
Gum patching.
Again, something just popped out of it.
I said it! I said it!
Don't be stupid.
Let's forget about the gum patching and get back to the main subject.
Atsushi and Bobby, which one is the handsome boy?
It's eight against eight and a dead heat.
Which one is handsome?
And then, the young mother...
...supporting Atsushi.
This isn't a game.
However, they discover a foreign woman who is good at bobbying.
And then...
Looking only, right?
Wow!
Atsushi can't win no matter what.
Why?!
He's not like a foreigner at all.
It's better not to go abroad.
I thought you were ugly, too.
You're lying!
Is that so?!
You're the worst-looking guy in the world?!
Are you serious?!
Now, it's a tie of nine against nine.
The next match will be decided!
And the woman they chose as the woman who will hold their fate...
...is this woman!
Choose a good one.
Choose one that you think is cool and handsome...
...and touch me with one, two, and three.
Here I go!
Will Atsushi win the handsome boy match?!
Is it still Bobby?!
Here we go!
3, 2, 1...
The winner is Bobby!
Get off me!
Wait!
You like big people?
So annoying!
Atsushi was struggling not to win a single vote.
He was humiliated.
But Atsushi can't accept it.
He's definitely strong in that area.
The last bad boy.
Hey, hey, hey...
Between these two, which one is the handsome boy?
Are you worried?!
Point with your fingers!
3, 2, 1...
Wait!
Atsushi is really depressed.
How do I look in the camera?!
You're not handsome at all.
You're just a normal human being.
You're thin! You're really thin!
I can't say anything about you.
You're thin.
So, as promised, Atsushi will give away a present.
Bobby chose this table for about 41,000 yen.
This plan is not good.
This time, my partner...
Oh, my partner is also strong against foreign women.
So, Ryo will take revenge.
Ryo? Who?
My...
I'm sorry. It might be dark.
My partner, Bobby.