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I'm officially sorry!
Wow! That surprised me!
Water competition!
Summer swimming competition!
A passionate battle of entertainers and women, which is spreading all over the world!
Women's gorgeous costumes!
Entertainers' team!
Mama's Miyasako is in her latest swimsuit!
Hot battle that sparks fire with fashion battle from both teams' front!
In the first competition, each team's fastest swimmers competed in a 50-meter freestyle!
The best members of each team wished for this, but...
With the release of their swimsuits, there weren't many of them!
Their bodies were shown to be masculine, and the entertainers' team had a bad start!
The second competition continues!
All of them participated in a giant balloon underwater ballet!
With this interest for a team-up, the entertainers' team wanted to regain their loss in the competition, but...
The women's team started off with consecutive points!
On top of that...
An unexpected wind blew the entertainers' team away!
It was too late!
The wind didn't change until the end!
In the end, the second competition also ended with the women's team's victory!
As men, the entertainers' team couldn't lose any more!
In the third competition, they showed their manliness with their Ushiba Beach Flag and finally won!
The fourth competition continues in Seltos!
Sleep well!
Even in the second race, Otaku beat the top record of all competitors, but overtook them by a landslide!
However, after the first round, the winning points were 256 points for the entertainer team, while 449 points for the woman's team!
The woman's team, who won four races in a row, is still in the lead!
The entertainer team's counterattack has not advanced one step!
Such a fierce battle will be completely settled tonight!
Get ready and fight!
Yeah!
The entertainer team's fierce pursuit of victory begins!
However, even the weak woman's team are not silent!
Go, woman!
A fierce water battle!
Will the woman win in the end?
Or will the entertainer win?
Fight!
Entertainer vs. Woman's Swimming Competition, second half begins!
Now, the first race of the second half is...
Water Jump Large Hill!
Use a large water slider and a good momentum to jump!
If you can catch a golden palm floating in the air, you will gain 100 points!
If you climb up there,
we have various tools ready for you,
so you can use any of them!
Moreover, the winner will receive a prize of 5 million yen!
Yasunomi, I love you! You all love me, don't you, Yasunomi?
50,000 yen. 50,000 yen. Yasunomi, Yasunomi, 50,000 yen.
Not only does Yasunomi love the prize of 50,000 yen, but he also has a chance of winning a large amount of prizes.
The winner of this competition is...
Who is it?
Who wants 50,000 yen?
Motivation. Motivation.
Even if you say it, what sport did you do?
I played track and field hockey.
Track and field hockey?
Yes.
Nakaoka!
Yes!
Track and field hockey.
And... well...
I really don't want to lose in character, so...
Nonchan!
Are you kidding me?!
I don't want to lose in character!
That stubborn Nonchan!
Nonchan isn't doing his best!
Finally, Rinkan!
Yes?
When it comes to athletes who can exercise...
Yes, Amano-kun!
Stop it!
Stop it, Rinkan!
I know.
Stop it, Rinkan!
Stop it, Amano-kun!
Stop it, you expensive *****!
Amano-kun.
Are you done with that *****?
I'm on fire.
I can't laugh anymore.
You're crazy.
The team that can't lose is...
The woman who prioritizes athleticism and...
For some reason, she has to do it.
The team that has to do it is...
Today, we have our second challenger.
Yes, Babie-san!
Babie-san is here!
Wow, the team has two poses.
That's right.
Their outfits have changed again.
And...
Yes, Kaba-chan!
Kaba-chan!
And lastly...
Lastly, there are three of me.
Three!
That's amazing!
Can you win, comedy team? Are you okay?
It's a little disadvantageous.
It's a little disadvantageous, you know?
Those who have bigger bodies have an advantage,
These three giants will enter the game.
The comedy team has no choice but to take as much as possible.
Will they be able to show a big jump to the bottom?
Now, Matsumoto-san, can you do it?
First one!
Babie!
You!
What are you using to slide?
What is it?
Watermelon!
Yes, it's a watermelon.
It's a rock.
Beautiful Babie,
Will she fly beautifully?
Now, let's go!
Ready!
Start!
Babie!
Not at all!
Get lost!
Her head fell off.
Miyasako-san!
Miyasako-san, her head fell off!
You really look like her!
Miyasako-san!
Babie!!!!
Babie was completely turned over.
She wasn't spreading like a butterfly,
and couldn't reach the yashirobi.
So, the second one is Nakao!
OK!
Let's go!
Nakao, what is that?
What's that?
It's a dolphin!
You like it, don't you?!
Hey, hey!
Do you like it?
Yes!
This is...
If you catch it, you win money!
Show me!
A middle-aged man riding a dolphin. Will it be a big jump?
Stand up!
Ready...
Start!
Ouch!
It was stable, wasn't it?
It was good, but...
You could have done it a little more!
Is that so?
You could have done it a little more!
With his jump, he went straight to the palm of his hand, but it didn't reach him.
I'm looking forward to it.
That's right.
Can you do it?
I think I can do it.
That's right!
Now, the third person, Kawa-chan!
What was it again?
Beat band?
Beat band!
Kawa-chan, beat band!
With the beat band...
It's serious.
It's so small, what's wrong with you?
But Kawa-chan's athletic nerves are good.
So, are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready!
Okay, let's go!
Now...
What is the superpower he trained with dancing?
Ready...
No, really...
Start!
A little more.
You should take off your helmet.
Behind you! Behind you!
Behind you!
Take off your helmet!
Hurry up and take it off, Gama-chan!
Shut up!
Why are you in such a bad mood?!
Shut up!
Shut up?!
Take off your helmet, you guys!
Although it's only the feet that have felt this far...
That man will make a miracle happen!
With a huge jump of fear...
The man who left the venue is...
Now, four of you...
Ron-chan!
The float! The float!
I'm going!
That?
Are you going to sit on it?
Put it on my butt.
Put it on your butt?
Can you do it?
Then, let's go!
My knees are like this.
My knees are like this!
You have to do it properly with your knees!
Just like how Bobby turned over earlier...
Hurry up!
Start!
Front view! Front view!
Front view!
Front view! Front view!
Gama-chan!
Gama-chan, you look like an idiot!
I'm pissed off!
Did you see his face? He's pissed off!
Well, he's winning in character.
What's with that?
Don't you know how to do it?
How do you do it? I don't know how to do anything!
You have to do it!
You have to do it or you can't win!
Do it! Do it!
No, but I felt like I could do it better than I thought.
That's not how you do it at all!
Well, Non-chan, let's do it one more time!
The gentle Hamada gave Iwao another chance.
He'll do it one last time!
Okay, let's do it! The fifth person is Mitsu!
Mitsu Manguro!
Mitsu Soran! The long one!
Is there a long one?
It's a long one, right?
There is!
So, Mitsu, you can do it while standing up, right?
Wow, that's good!
But if you do it while standing up, there's probably a chance you'll actually do it, right?
That's good!
Mitsu, you can do it, too!
In Mitsu's name, Manguro is Manguro!
Okay, let's do it!
Everyone was like this!
It was kind of empty.
The height wasn't high enough.
It was kind of big.
Why does everyone who did it feel like that?
Why does everyone feel like that?
Bitch!
No wonder they couldn't keep up with the low- altitude flight.
They couldn't become Yashinomi Gets.
Next up is...
Lincoln's young man, Amano, has flown many times before.
An experienced man has high expectations.
Next up is...
Amano!
What will Amano go with?
I chose Nubra!
He's going with Nubra!
You're totally dirty.
Amano, go!
He's dirty.
Wear lotion!
Nonchan burned his back with Nubra.
Nonchan burned his back with Morai lotion.
Morai lotion.
Amano wore lotion and his back burned.
Let's go, Amano!
Amano is full of motivation.
It's time for a big jump!
Ready...
Start!
He's got lotion in his hand!
It's lotion!
So close!
Go!
Amano, let's go again!
Even after finally touching Yashinomi,
Hamada gave him a chance.
Will he get it next?
Before that, let's drink!
Let's drink!
We'll go with lotion!
We'll go with a plane!
Are you ready, Yashinomi?
Let's go!
Will Yashinomi be able to fly a rock with only lotion?
Ready...
Start!
Nonjya, one more time!
A little more! A little more!
Go! You bastard!
One more time, you bastard!
That's enough!
Nonjya, what if we do it the other way around?
If we do it that way...
If we do it the easy way...
Why did you agree with me just now?
Hamano is endlessly kind.
He gave Iwao another chance, but...
Before that...
Hamano's next challenge!
Go, Hamano!
You can do it!
Hamano was the closest.
Nonjya was walking slowly.
You bastard!
Iwao!
Look, it says "Run, Iwao!"
You know that Nonjya changed from Iwao, don't you?
Go, Hamano!
You can do it, Hamano!
Just wipe your hands!
You put lotion on your hands!
Wipe your hands!
Wipe your hands with a dry towel!
With a dry towel!
Hamano!
With a dry towel!
Can you do it?
Wait a minute!
That's good.
His voice reached him.
Let's do it!
With a dry towel.
He wiped his hands with lotion and got himself ready.
Hamano!
Ready!
Start!
Wipe your hands!
How many points did you get?
Wipe your hands?
Wipe your hands!
I'm so scared!
Do it!
What will you do, Manno?
That was wrong.
Out!
First of all, you can't do it every time you do it.
Finally, he did a miraculous big jump!
But the referee, Matsuboto, didn't approve of this catch.
And Iwao challenged himself for the third jump.
What are you doing?! You're making me fall!
From the back.
Fall!
Like you're really falling.
Kick him in the back.
Oh, you're doing it from the back?
Oh, that's good!
No, no, kick him in the wall!
From the head!
The other way!
I'm scared!
You can't do a "wassup gang" or something?
You can't, can you?
Kick him in the wall!
Hit him hard!
It's okay! It's okay!
Really?!
Kick him in the wall!
Can Iwao, who prays for heaven's safety, make a miracle?!
Ready...
Start!
Hang in there!
Are you a frozen tuna or something?
My elbow! My elbow!
My elbow is gone!
Start!
Kick, kick, kick, kick.
Kick, kick.
Kick!
Go!
Someone push him down!
Go, go, go!
Why?!
Go with me!
Why?!
Go! It's okay! It's okay!
It's totally okay!
Go!
Why don't you look at me?
You're just a legend.
Yashinobi, who had completely reached the rock, missed it.
In the end, no one was able to catch Yashinobi.
Four hours have passed since the opening of the water sports competition.
The fire has completely settled.
The passionate battle between Genin and me is about to enter the final battle.
The final event is the final match!
Calm down!
Everyone will participate in this.
Hang in there!
How about it, Helen?
Helen!
I'm sorry, but I really don't have anything.
Can you apologize formally?
I'm sorry.
The final match is the final match of the Pirates' King!
Seven people board a pirate ship with a net and prevent the other team's volleyball attacks.
The remaining five people proceed on the ship in the water.
The attack ends as soon as the net is opened.
The team with longer distance wins by switching coaches.
Let's give the winning team 200 points!
In the first round, the women's team moves forward and the men's team attacks.
With this final threat, the men's team wants to turn things around somehow.
In order to do that, they want to destroy the women's team's ship as quickly as possible, but...
Now, let's go! The Pirates' King final match!
Ready...
Start!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
I won!
Onei team, only 9 meters ahead of Geki team.
Three of them got hit by the ball and got cut off.
Next up is Koushi team.
Genin team moves forward and Onei team fires.
What is Genin team's strategy to win?
It's power! We have power here, so let's push it.
No, no, no.
It doesn't make sense to push it like that.
No, no, no.
In the end, a strong guy came up and...
I know, I know.
I did it today, so you know.
Get out of the way.
I'm scared!
Udon, udon, get some udon.
I'm scared!
You guys fight!
Get some of this.
I have the main bag, so don't get too excited.
In the end, the guys who were built to fight...
decided to protect their swords with their lives.
Meanwhile, the girls are getting angry.
Matsumoto san.
Yes!
What do you think of the Genin team's attack in the first round?
I don't know.
They don't seem to be playing around.
They attacked right away.
Yes, yes.
And ended it.
Yes, yes.
If they had gone straight for it, it would have been better.
I wish they had thought about the excitement of the show a little more.
What were you doing?
The girls' team doesn't care about their swords, so let's go for their faces.
Let's do it.
Koukou Onen team!
Ready!
Start!
Oh!
Wow!
This is really scary!
Wow!
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! We're in trouble!
Let's go over there! Let's go over there!
Let's go this way! Let's go this right!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh, my heart is pounding.
See you!
Wait!
What's wrong?
What's wrong, Mr. Matsumoto?
You can't fall from the ship, can you?
I see!
What should we do?
It's dangerous!
Three of us fell.
What should we do, Mr. Matsumoto?
Can we hit you with a club?
This is no good, isn't it?
But what should we do?
If this is a real ship, you'll all die.
That's not true!
The comedians' team's record has surpassed theirs.
However, an unexpected accident occurred
when the crew fell from the ship.
What will downtown do about this difficult situation?
As a matter of fact...
Only the people who fell will go up...
and do it?
I see, I see.
15 meters?
If you go up 15 meters, you'll win, won't you?
But you'll become a character again, won't you?
Only the people who fell will go up...
Hurry up and get on!
Otake!
What's wrong?
My brain is out of order.
My brain is out of order, Mr. Otake.
My brain is out of order.
Really?
Then Otake, you should get on, too!
No, no, no!
My brain is out of order.
Then Otake, you should get on, too!
No, no, no!
Get on, get on, get on!
There's no reason for me to get on!
My swimsuit isn't funny anymore!
These five people got on and decided to try again, but...
What do we do with this?
I don't know. Let's try it.
Let's try it.
As long as we're aiming for it, it's fine.
This really hurts!
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what to do!
Hurry up!
Wait a minute!
Get on!
Go for it! Go for it!
Ouch! Ouch!
Hurry up!
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
You hit me! You hit me!
Stop! Stop!
Stop!
I blew everything!
It's dangerous!
What are you doing?
It was 8 meters!
The entertainers team got 200 points
It was 200 points but only half of it
The second time, it was either a landslide or a topple
But thanks to Matsumoto's kindness, the entertainers team got 100 points
Here is the result!
The competition with Matsumoto is over
It's over!
Let's see who won
That's right
It's nice, isn't it?
Yes!
First of all, the total points of the girls team are...
Here!
449 points
That's right
That's right, the girls team doesn't have any points left
That's right
They don't have any points left
That's right
Now!
Let's compete
Here is the points of the entertainers team!
Come on!
And the winner is... the girls' team!
The girls showed us their beautiful swimming like mermaids.
Their smiles were brighter than the midsummer sun.
And the winner is...
And the winning prize for the girls' team is...
Horror theory. It's correct until morning.
This debate is led by eight people about a theory.
What kind of answer will be revealed tonight?
Here is the next question!
"i" for "osake" and "otsumami" for "sake" are...
"i" for "sake" and "otsumami" for "sake" are...
"i" for "osake" and "otsumami" for "sake" are...
It's not like we'll start with that.
There's no one who doesn't know how to fish with this.
That's right. We'll start with that.
Rather, we'll find this and think of fishing.
And we'll be tempted to fish.
That's right.
When we go on a location near the sea, we buy it as a souvenir.
I think the same.
When we go on a location near the sea, we buy it as a souvenir.
I'll definitely buy it too.
Me too.
Then Miyasako-san.
I'll definitely buy this too.
Salted squid.
It's the same flavor.
Then I'll start.
The squid is the same.
Squid ring.
No, it's not.
It's the same flavor.
It's definitely the same flavor.
It's the same flavor.
It's definitely the same flavor.
I haven't eaten it for years.
It's the same flavor.
It's definitely squid.
It's salt and pepper.
There are a lot of salt and pepper.
You can only think of it as alcohol.
You eat it with salt and pepper.
You drink it with tea.
You drink it with tea and eat it with salt and pepper.
You can only think of it as alcohol.
Not many people eat it with rice.
Ikageso and Itawaso are delicious.
Why don't you eat it with salt and pepper?
I don't eat it with salt and pepper.
Mr. Ikaringu, please don't say that.
Where does Ikaringu come from?
Which one do you like?
I like Ikageso.
Each of them has different flavors.
What do you mean?
You like Ikageso, don't you?
But sometimes people don't agree with you.
They don't feel like they lost.
They're all excited.
Is Ikageso that good?
Only drink it with alcohol, it could be Ikageso.
That's right!
Only drink it with alcohol, it could be Ikageso.
Not many people eat it with rice.
The result of the debate.
"i" starts with "otsumami" of sake.
The correct answer is "ikageso".
Alcohol snacks that start with "se". The correct answer is Ikageso.
Next question!
What are the daily necessities for housewives that start with "ce"?
What kind of thing is "tintiukholliger"?
Isn't it "that" now?
Daily necessities...
Isn't it "that" now?
Isn't it "se" now?
Isn't it "that" now?
Daily necessities...
Isn't it "that" now?
Is it really okay to say that? Why this problem?
Eh? Eh? Eh? What are you saying?
It's "that" isn't it?
It's "That"
But is there one clear answer?
"That" isn't there!
Eh? What are you saying?
It's "big problem"
It's "that" isn't there!
It's "that" indeed!
"That" isn't there! It's "big problem"
Well, well, well...
Eh? Eh? Eh?
Eh? Eh?
What?
Hey, 'are' isn't there!
That's...
Hey, 'are' isn't there!
Recently...
Eh?
That's...
That's not "gold"
Eh?
Ah, is it?
That's not it!
I don't know what you're talking about, "life necessities" (life necessities)
life necessities
But "housewife" (wife) is...
Eh? Really?
Eh? You're that confident?
On the contrary, "That" isn't there...
I don't know what you're talking about...
Eh?
I thought we'd have everything...
I think you all have...
washing machine
Ah! Ah! Ah!
underground
Ah, is it?
Ah, then I'm "underground" too...
But it's related...
detergent
Ah! "detergent"
soap
Yes...
soap
detergent
Sorry, sorry, I'm really sorry...
What is...
Because, there's more than plaque...
Yeah!
You'll get pissed.
Of course, at "detergent"
When you use "detergent"
It'll be drowned in the -
Mage...
Friend, teach me!
Friend, tech me!
Which one is it?
You surprised me...
"sacred article" (ascended réallement)
What?
Not "forsee it"
I know it's not it!
It's really not it!
It doesn't have to be "it" (it)
It's "foresee crime"
It's really not it!
What is it?
Some medicine uses it
Whether or not it goes into the house, it's a must-have item, isn't it?
Oh, I see.
Yes.
But it's the same, isn't it? A detergent and a water gun.
The water gun is for children.
In terms of use, it's the same, isn't it?
No, it's not dirty.
It's a dishwasher detergent.
Yes, yes.
Of course, you can also use a dishwasher.
It's like an old man.
It's not a dishwasher.
No, it's not a dishwasher.
No, it's not.
A washing machine is only a washing machine, isn't it?
Yes.
This is because there is also a dishwasher.
Yes, there is.
There is a washing machine that you can wash without a detergent.
Yes, there is.
If you break the washing machine, you will panic a little.
This is pretty bad.
Without a detergent, can you use it for a little?
You can do it.
No, on the contrary, it's outside of the house, so you can decide...
It's not outside of the house.
It's called "shushu".
"Shushu" outside of the house.
Is it the same thing?
That's what you made into powder, isn't it?
No, no, no.
If you say it easily...
It's a detergent, so you don't want to say "powder", do you?
That's right.
No, no, no.
Isn't it okay to say it in numbers?
A washing machine is only a washing machine, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
I agree with you.
I also agree with you.
Four.
Is it four?
Let's put in four.
Really?
Then Udo-chan will decide which one to drink.
But this is difficult.
It's a washing machine and a detergent, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
A detergent has a wide range of uses.
It's "powder"!
It's "powder".
But if it's "powder"...
That's right.
It's convenient to have a washing machine.
That's right.
But if you have a detergent, it's convenient in many ways.
It's convenient in many ways.
A detergent...
Yes! I understand!
It's a detergent!
"Se" starts with "wife's daily necessities"
The correct answer is "detergent"
Next question!
"Ki" starts with "what is a cool phrase after a kiss?"
Is there such a thing?
What is a cool phrase after a kiss?
It's not cool, isn't it?
"Kiss" is "Koi" (love)
It's stupid, isn't it?
What is "what is a cool phrase after a kiss?"
Is it a special phrase?
It's a phrase you say when you can't say anything.
That's right.
It's a one-man show, isn't it?
It's like a movie.
It reminds me of a drama.
On the contrary, it may be moving.
I have a good idea.
Will you say it at the end of the show?
If it's a drama, it will be amazing.
Really?
Then, Miyasako.
It's like a western drama.
"Kitto Matā Eūsan".
Doesn't it start from here?
No, it's at the end of the show.
"Kairi Gia".
It's like a western drama with an ending.
"Kitto Matā Eūsan".
"There is no love (Ai ga nai)".
It's like a western drama with an ending.
Why do you say "western drama" earlier?
Because "western drama" is the coolest.
What about you, Hoto-chan?
It's a little light.
I think love is "I have love (Ai ga arunde)".
"Kimochi waru".
"My discomfort (Bokuro no fukai)".
"Kimochi waru".
"Forever with love (Ai de zutto)".
"Chan ga fukai".
"Forever with love (Ai de zutto)".
"Kimochi waru".
"I don't want to arrest your lips (Kimi no kuchibiru o taifashitakunai)". "I don't want to arrest your lips (Kimi no kuchibiru o taifashitakunai)".
This is it.
Did the giant win today?
Did the drama win today?
It's a cool TV cover.
It's not just a TV cover.
Did the giant win today?
That's all.
It's cool just to say it.
Should I drink up this strong liquor?
What are you saying?
What are you saying after you kissed?
What are you saying?
I want to sterilize it.
I don't love you.
I do love you.
I'll say it last.
I'll kiss you last and say goodbye.
I'm glad you came today.
I don't love you.
I'm kind of fat.
I'll say it for now.
You smell like money.
I'm glad you came today.
You all think too much.
It should be simpler.
After you kissed?
That's embarrassing.
Is it cool?
I don't want you to say that.
Is it cool?
It's embarrassing.
After you kissed?
Why do you say that?
Let's do it again.
Don't say "fuck you."
That's embarrassing.
Everyone is terrible.
I don't know the answer.
But I want you to say "I'm glad you kissed me."
I'm glad you kissed me.
But they kiss you, don't they?
I'm glad you kissed me.
But you didn't kiss her at all.
I'm embarrassed.
Everyone does it so that you don't kiss her.
I didn't do it. I kissed her.
What is "kakkoi"?
What is it? I thought it was "kakkoi."
You just said it, didn't you?
It's like you saw it with your own eyes.
What is "kakkoi"?
It's just saying "kakkoi."
It can't be "kakkoi."
It's totally me.
The result of the debate.
One cool word after "kisu" that starts with "ki."
The correct answer is...
"kitto mata aeru sa" (we'll meet again for sure)
You got it right!
"kitto mata aeru sa" (we'll meet again for sure)
Isn't it "wakari ni wa" (goodbye garden)?
One cool word after "kisu" that starts with "ki."
The correct answer is...
"kitto mata aeru sa" (we'll meet again for sure)
After this, Oney Team's luxurious product announcement!
The opening anime "Android-like World" will start streaming!
Don't forget to get the "Gincan Explosion" video too!
Now, to win, Oney Team can kiss the entertainer they like here.
It's a generous prize.
We'll choose someone from the three of you and let you kiss someone.
It's just one person, right?
Yes, you can do it alone.
Daniel-ton will do it too.
Babie-san!
I'll do it.
Really?
Actually, I'm quite narcissistic.
I see.
Miyasako-san, who is said to be similar!
Miyasako-san, you have the same face!
Why do you want to kiss someone who looks like you?
Miyasako-san, you have the same face!
No, no, no!
No, no!
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Babie was extremely busy!
Let's go home!