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This summer, the London Olympic Games were a hot topic all over the world.
The Japanese team won the world's highest medal with a momentum not comparable to that of the Kyosho Games.
Even in the midst of it, Kyoei was next to the medal rush and touched the reality of Japanese track and field.
It's been about a week since then.
Tonight, a hotter ocean than London will open its gates.
"Water Showdown"! Lincoln Summer Olympic Water Games!
"Water Showdown"!
This tournament is not a game!
"Water Showdown"!
"Water Showdown", where comedians literally become naked and fight with all their might!
"Water Showdown"!
The middle-aged men, who have exhausted their bodies due to years of unsettledness,
show their bodies without shame and win in various water sports!
Tonight, at a slightly different water festival than in London, a new legend will be born!
Mr. Wazowski...
Yes, it's been a while!
This is the first time...
For a comedian's water sports tournament...
Hey, you! You're overdoing it!
This is really bad!
Everyone, this is really...
You're overdoing it!
This is really bad!
If you don't do this much, you'll end up like this!
You're overdoing it!
This is really bad!
If you don't do this much, you'll end up like this!
I thought it would be a fair-play TV show...
You're overdoing it!
And also, the comedians participating in the water sports tournament!
Welcome!
Were there any fresh people participating in the water sports tournament?
There were only people who had been rubbed down...
The comedians participating in this water sports tournament are these six people!
And their opponents are...
Kono Asadashi!
Today, we're going to fight together!
It's a beautiful place!
It's a really beautiful place!
It's a really beautiful place! It's a really beautiful place!
Look at this!
All of the gorgeous guests...
I was told off by everyone.
It's something I didn't do.
Everyone!
Actually, this project is...
"Bringing in 3 Mangroves"!
Thank you!
I'm not really the kind of person...
who comes out of their tent...
under their tent.
That's not how my life was.
That's not true.
I've always wanted...
to do a swimming competition...
in the "Zestmoeneteca" club.
I've been dreaming of it for many years...
and I've brought it here.
But I was told off for everything.
So I'm here...
as your last request.
I'm really excited.
Are you as weak as CS?
But everyone!
I'm not saying it's free!
Even if you win or lose...
You can do it!
Of course!
Instead of medals and honor, they fight for prize money.
Until now, the regular members have seen things as they are.
Yes!
The number of people...
The number of people, what's up?
Huh?
6 people over there!
You can do it!
No problem!
There are 12 people, right?
It's okay!
The number of people is not enough!
What do you mean?
There are 12 people!
6 more people!
6 more people are not enough!
What do you want me to do?
6 people are not enough!
Please give me 5 seconds!
I'm sorry, but...
If you say it like that...
Yes!
That's weird, isn't it?
It's weird!
I can't match the number of people properly!
Huh?
1, 2, 3...
What do you want me to do?
No, no, no...
That's it! That's it!
No, no, no...
That's it! That's it!
The number of people is not enough!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Regular people, come in here!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I was told to come in here!
Well...
It was decided in May.
And so...
Hamada gives regular people a swimsuit...
And then...
Miyasako-san...
Yui-chan...
Amano-san...
Wait a minute!
For Miyasako and Amano...
It's the latest swimsuits!
No, no, no!
It's the latest swimsuits in the Tokyo Girls' Collection!
In the Tokyo Girls' Collection stage...
For the two who stood in the latest swimsuits...
They prepared a swimsuit they remember from that time...
And that is...
This is...
It's a top notch swimsuit!
Yes, this is a big part of the team!
Amano! Amano!
Amano!
Miyasako and Amano decided to participate in "The Best Swimsuit of 2012"!
And so...
The 12 vs. 12 competitors have gathered...
The "Genin vs. One" swimming tournament has begun!
Now that we have everyone here...
That's right.
The first competition is...
The 50 meter freestyle!
The first competition is...
The 50 meter freestyle!
Each team will compete with 4 people.
The top 3 will get points.
The first place will win 50,000 yen!
First, both teams will talk about who they will need.
Yes!
Even faster!
Yes!
I was doing it.
Really?
Yes!
I want to see it!
And...
Udo-chan is fast.
Udo-chan is faster!
He's faster than me!
You're really fast!
No, no!
You're faster!
Udo-chan is faster!
No, no!
I'm slower in other shows.
No, no!
You're faster!
No, no!
I lost a lot in character...
So...
Let's go with Ro-chan!
Oh, let's go!
I'm not that violent!
Ro-chan is...
Ro-chan is violent, right?
That's good!
The entertainment team has 3 people confident in their performance and 1 person focused on character.
- So you've decided on your team? - Yes!
I see. One moment, please!
We've decided on our team.
Non-chan... There's someone who looks like Non- chan, isn't there?
- That's not Non-chan. - Isn't that Non-chan?
That's Non-chan, isn't it?
- So you've decided on your team? - Our team is...
- First, Kaba-chan. - Oh, Kaba-chan!
- Kaba-chan's good? - Yes!
She's said to be the heaviest woman in the club.
I'm sure of it.
And... The other one is...
- Nikuno Koji Nikuyo-san! - Nikuno Koji Nikuyo - san!
- Oh, that's him! - Nikuno Koji Nikuyo-san!
- Nikuno Koji Nikuyo - san!
Babi-e, who was the CEO of Shochu Gattou, and...
Fukami-gun Entry, who has experience in international football in Tokyo...
- Contestants, come in! - No, no...
- Wait for me! Wait for me, Akane and Osamu! - This is going to be a great battle.
- Please do your warm-up here. - The sexy scene is now...
- I've got cramps. I'm sorry. - The sexy scene of Aba-chan is now...
- My pulse is going up! - My pulse is going up!
- It's from 6 to 7 now.
- However, everyone is surprised by Mandaka's two - shot, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- This one-pair is quite something. - Yes.
- Udo-chan, you can win against these members! - You can do it!
Udo has swum across the Dover Strait before. Is this race going to be an easy one?
- Let's go! - Watch out!
- Watch your back! - Ready...
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- Aba-chan, your swimming is poor. You can do it! - You can do it!
- Aba-chan, you can do it!
- Your moves are as fast as you can dance with your kama-chan ganga! - You can do it!
- Aba-chan, you're going pretty fast! - You can do it, Aba-chan!
- Kama-chan, you're amazing! - Amazing!
- Kama-chan! - You're doing good, Kama-chan!
- Kama-chan, you're doing good! - Amazing!
- Kama-chan, you lost! - Kama-chan, you're amazing! You won by one shot!
- The 3rd place is Nikuyo. - Nikuyo.
Kama-chan's jump was ugly, but after that she swam magnificently.
In the second half, she stretched and dodged Udo, and scored a goal.
She scored a goal, and Iwao lost to Nikuyo Kouji and lost again.
It was close.
It was a close match.
It was like "I'll stand up for you."
Aba-chan, you won.
You won.
You're a dancer.
You lost to Nikuyo Kouji, too.
Next up is the second race.
A deep match between the international team and the former swimming team, Hara and Nishi.
And...
Will Miyasato, who fought against top athletes on tournament TV, join them, too?
Next up is the second race.
Contestants, enter!
What should I do with Babino Beach? Should I put it on and swim in it?
You can put it on top of your jacket or goggles.
But Babino Beach is quite similar to Miyasago.
It's similar, isn't it?
They have the same face.
Okan has this face.
He looks like Non-chan from earlier.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's go!
Who will win the second race with all their skills?
It's not possible.
Amazing!
Let's do Babinovich.
Babinovich.
On the other hand, Babinovich.
Babinovich, you're acting like a deep seafish.
Fukami showed his ability on the international stage.
From the start to the goal, he didn't let any of the other three people come close and finished in first place.
Second place was won and Miyasako finished in third place with a disappointing defeat.
Miyasako, I'm disappointed in you!
You're amazing!
I think you've come this far.
The girl of happiness is the girl of victory.
If you work hard, you'll achieve something.
Genichin.
In the first competition, they lost twice in a row.
At the worst start, they lost everything.
The next competition is the giant balloon underwater balloon!
This is almost like a national treasure.
It's like a national treasure!
Everyone participating in the giant balloon underwater ballet!
In the Olympics, a ballet ball that won a bronze medal and called for emotion...
...tonight, it's scaled up to a giant ball!
It's OK to touch the ball as many times as you like until you return it to your opponent's court!
The winning team gets 100 points!
The winning team gets 10 points ahead of the losing team!
3 points is fine, right?
I'm 50 meters tall and I'm 3 meters tall.
I'm 3 meters tall.
Let's see how it goes.
This is the first group competition of the competition.
Will the team's strength overcome the entertainer's?
Or will it be the older sister?
The court is surprisingly wide.
It's wide! It's wide!
It's spread out quite evenly.
You have to make sure you don't drop the ball.
I think that's the end of the competition.
I don't think you've heard of it at all.
Let's go! Giant balloon beach ballet!
Ready!
Serve! Serve!
1!
2!
Serve as many times as you like!
The net is a little...
Serve! Serve!
You're too happy. You're too young!
You're too late for youth.
Hey, guys! What are you doing?
Gaming team, you can't do that!
Me too! Me too!
You're too happy!
Can you do it?
Let's go!
Oh, no!
Be more excited! Be more excited!
Be more excited!
Go! Go! Go!
I'll use it slowly. I'll use it slowly.
Hahaha!
Then, serve it forward!
Serve it forward! Then serve!
I think it's a good idea to ask you to serve it forward.
Serve it forward, please!
Serve it forward!
Oh, it's a little difficult. Let's calculate it.
Serve it forward!
Oh, good! Good! Good! That kind of direct serve is good!
Serve it forward!
Be careful! Be careful!
After all, attacking is impossible.
Oh, it's coming! It's coming!
The wind is just right now.
Oh, it's coming! It's coming!
Oh, it's coming!
Be more happy! Be more happy!
Oh, it's good!
In the beginning, they took points one by one and thought it would be a lesson.
From now on, the older team will score points in a row!
Genichi! I want you to show me your stickiness like a Japanese representative of volleyball!
Oh, good! Good! Good! If you push it in that much, you'll probably...
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
Oh, it's coming back!
It's coming back pretty soon.
Serve it forward! Serve it forward!
If you say it's a cold, it's like that for everyone!
Don't say it so much. Don't say it to Mr. Matsumoto.
Don't say it to Mr. Matsumoto.
Don't say it like that!
The entertainer team is in a bad situation due to a headwind.
After this, they continue to gain points and are being pushed back more and more.
The test spread to seven to one in no time.
The woman's team is leading overwhelmingly.
Hey!
Hey, entertainer team!
Entertainer team!
Do you want to do it?
I'm sorry!
Ready!
It's clear that the wind is playing a major role in the election.
In such a situation, the entertainers are...
Change the route!
Yes!
What?
Change the route!
The wind is blowing here!
The wind!
The wind is blowing here!
No!
Change of court! No!
Judge Matsumoto refused to change of court.
Onei team has 2 points left.
Ready!
Go!
If you push it in like that, you can do it.
I don't want to do it! Go home!
Onei team has a match point!
Match point!
Ready!
Go for it! Go for it!
It can't end like this.
Push it in! Push it in!
The wind is blowing here!
Otake!
Are you happy about your marriage?
It's none of your business!
Onei team was completely blown away by the wind.
In the end, Onei team won the underwater ballet match.
I'm never going to do that watermelon race again!
It's my first time having so much fun in the pool!
Look at me and Amuro's swimsuits.
Recently, when I took off my swimsuit, it was like this!
He took off his swimsuit!
Wow, it's a shrine bell!
The next competition is...
Ukishima! Ah, Ukishima!
Eh?
Ukishima! Pool Flag!
Ukishima Pool Flag!
10 people from 5 teams each will jump into the pool at once...
...and steal 2.5 meters of palm tree that stands in Ukishima.
Moreover, Ukishima is wet with lotion.
100 points for the team that gets palm tree first!
The key of this competition is...
...how to get palm tree which is higher than the water surface.
For example...
Stand on your knees...
...and do like this...
...and 4 of you...
No, no, it's scary!
No, no, it's impossible!
Hey, you can do it!
The palm tree is lower...
...and the water surface is higher, isn't it?
No, no, I can't do it.
Let me bend my back.
No, no one can do it except Fujimoto.
No, look at their bodies.
They are so weak.
No, it's scary!
You can do it!
The entertainers' team has been careful in their strategy.
Will they recover their defeat in ballet?
Let's start the first round!
Ready!
It's already hard to go over there.
It's a little hard.
Of course, you can't pull each other's legs.
Now, skinship.
Here's the skinship.
The problem is after you get there.
The problem is...
The women's team is surprisingly late.
The women are coming closer and closer.
If you keep doing this, you won't be able to get it.
Now...
A high place.
The skinship is moving.
Now, now, now...
Now, what do you do?
How do you get up there?
Ron fell together with them.
Now, physical strength.
It's good, isn't it?
Oh, no!
Now, what do you do from here?
Oh! You got on it!
You got on it!
It's great!
It's like a New Year's gourmet trip.
You did it!
You can do it!
Now, now, now...
Now, now...
Roll over!
Roll over! You can do it!
I see! I see!
The three of you!
It's decided when you take it off, right?
You should take it off!
If you drop it...
You can't drop it!
I see, I see, I see, good!
The three of you, the three of you!
It's decided when you take it off, right?
You should take it off! If you drop it...
If you drop it, you should take it off!
Yes!
You can do it! You can do it!
You should take it off!
Wow!
You dropped it!
You dropped it! You dropped it!
The gaming team, who had been defeated so far, showed their willpower.
With a brilliant strategy, they got the palm fruit.
Ah, it's tiring! Ah, it hurts!
Ah, this is tiring!
You're strong! You're strong!
You're like a bear! You're like a bear!
Don't pinch me with your little hands!
The second round will be decided by the following members.
Will their willpower be the power of the bear sisters?
So, for the first round, the gaming team won!
For the second round, let's have the girls do their best!
Let's go for the second round! Ready...
First place! First place!
Well, this is...
According to the first round,
it requires a lot of physical strength.
I see.
That's what I've heard.
That's right.
He's fast! He's fast! He's fast!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Drop it! Drop it! Drop it!
Well...
It's pretty easy.
Drop it! Drop it!
The big one! The big one!
I see.
He's clinging to it.
Who is it?
It's me. It's me.
It's Nakaoka, isn't it?
Which one of you is Nakaoka?
It's me! It's me!
Amano!
He's very happy.
So...
New Year's drama...
Kaba-chan...
Let's go!
Do you want to take it?
The entertainment team is not helping at all!
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Amano, you're in a lot of trouble!
Which side is it? Which side?
Amano, Amano!
We have to do something about it! We have to do something about it!
Amano!
Hide! Hide!
That guy!
The entertainment team is in trouble!
It's a little dangerous!
Climb! Climb! Climb!
Big! Big! Climb!
Mon-chan!
Climb!
Mano!
You have to do something about him. Who is that?
What are you doing?
Pull me up!
Climb up! Climb up!
Mon-chan!
Pull me up!
The second round is won by the older team!
The second round, which was a fierce fight between the older team and the younger team,
was won by the older team, who won by force.
Mr. Amano, touch it!
Mr. Amano...
The pervert is here!
Don't throw it!
He's a pervert!
Now, the last competition of the first half is...
Floating Goza Race!
This is going to be fun!
The final competition of the morning is...
Floating Goza Race!
Float Goza 25m and cross it.
If you fall, it's over.
If you cross it, you get points.
If you cross it to the end, you get 100 points and a prize of 50,000 yen.
Can you do it?
Of course we can.
Anyone can do it.
If you have a little bit of athleticism, it's not that difficult to cross Goza 25m.
Each team will decide who will challenge and who will participate in each team.
Okay, entertainer team! Miyasako!
Yes!
Please tell us who will participate!
First of all...
Otake-san!
And...
Fujiwara Fujimoto!
And...
We can't lose with our characters!
Non-chan!
I see.
So it's three of you.
Okay, let's decide who will participate!
Team! Three of you!
First of all, Goza's owner ran away in Japanese clothes.
Seriously?!
Yes, that's right.
Did you go there in a kimono?!
I went there in a kimono to challenge Ayote.
Well, but Goza... Yes, one more person!
This is strange, Nisuzu!
Nisuzu!
Yes!
Yes, full beauty!
Nisuzu is the best!
And last but not least, me!
Team Leader!
Yes!
Nisuzu!
Team Leader!
Nisuzu will go!
As you can see, there are six people who participated in Goza's race last year.
The current team, Iwao, for some reason participated in the first half of the race.
The losing team, the entertainer team.
They want to win and go home for lunch, but...
Well, let's get started!
Yes!
The top batter is Iwao of the entertainer team!
Top batter Iwao.
Will he be able to put pressure on his team with a high record?
Well, are you ready?
Let's get ready!
Yes!
Don-chan!
What?
Is this what you call "unlucky"?
As you can see in the picture, the record is 8.80 meters!
I don't want you to touch it!
I did it!
Yes, you did it.
You're a two-legged creature.
Next up is...
One-team...
Diana of the extra-balance team!
Now, let's look at what happened earlier...
Even in the mountains, kimonos and gozas match well, don't they?
That's right!
It's a wonderful Japanese image.
That's great!
The number of people is increasing!
It's increasing!
No matter how you look at it, it looks like it's going to be difficult for the bus to run.
Let's go, Diana!
Ready, go!
This isn't just a scarecrow.
The bus itself is sinking.
The bus itself sank and the record is 6 meters.
And the comedian team is Fujimo!
Fujimo, you said earlier that you did track and field.
Fujimo, what did you do in track and field?
800 meters.
You did 800 meters.
You can definitely do this, right?
But your results were half-baked, weren't they?
My weight is 4th place.
It's a big deal, it's a big deal.
You can do this, right?
You're confident about this, right?
Former track and field team Fujimo and...
Can he run 25 meters?
Let's go, Fujimo!
Ready, go!
You can do it, right? Turn around quickly.
Turn around!
Fujimo is almost out of reach.
He's 7 meters shorter than Iwao.
This can't be helped.
You're playing with me!
You could have been more energetic!
Are you in good shape now?
Let's go!
The older team is fast!
Cool beauty.
You can do this, right?
You can do it!
I feel like I'm merging with water.
You can do it!
That's good!
That's the kind of appeal you're looking for, right?
Oh, he's got his eyebrows up now
The demonstration is perfect, but will it be a good record?
Isuzu, are you ready?
Yes, let's go!
Ready!
What is this?
It doesn't count at all
What is it?
And the way it ends is always the same
There's no variation at all
It looked like a good pace, but it sank in at 7 meters
There are only two people left
Will they be able to break the disappointing record of consecutive bad flows?
Just a little more
There are only two people left!
The entertainer team, Ohtake!
The last one, the last one!
This is Ohtake...
There's also the lightness of his weight, right?
Yes, there is!
He must be light
He's thinner than the three of you, right?
Recently, Ohtake has been aiming for the world with his sports chamber and has expected his quickness
Expectations of his 25 meter run are increasing
Let's go, Ohtake!
Ready!
Will Ohtake be able to achieve his 25 meter run?
Let's go, Ohtake!
Ready!
Oh, well, I'll do my best, but...
What? Don't you want to put your face on it?
Everyone's heart is a maiden's.
What will happen? It will be like this.
It's okay, really. But Otake, 10 meters!
The best club.
Otake also ended up with a disappointing result of only 10 meters.
In this case, the last one-way team is MITZ!
How far can MITZ go?
Tokubetsu. Go, Tokubetsu!
Shunhei, go, Shunhei!
MITZ! Will Tokubetsu's name make a sound?
Ready!
MITZ!
Before running, he fell down and broke his record of 6 meters.
As you can see, Goto's record is 10 meters higher than Goto.
Everyone, this is the end of the first half of the match.
Now, I will announce the results of the first half of the match.
First of all, this is the first winning point of the entertainment team!
Takai's...
456 points!
This is Takai's...
256 points for Rinkan!
Now, I will announce the winning point of the entertainment team!
The opening anime "Android World" will start now!
Don't forget to get Rinkan's applause video!
The winning point of the entertainment team is...
249 points for Rinkan!
440 points for Rinkan!
446 points for Rinkan!
After the first half of the game, Onei's team leads by a large margin.
Genin's team is waiting for the second half of the game, but before that...
Everyone, please move over here. It's lunch break now.
Lunch break is for everyone's energy.
Please look over here!
Lunch break is for everyone's energy.
We have a variety of popular restaurants and stalls.
Everyone, please go and eat wherever you like!
Today's lunch break includes...
The now popular Tsukiji Gindaco's Takoyaki.
From Zeltontan, we have chilled Bukkake Udon.
And...
The highest quality Satsuma beef's special beef skewers.
And the perfect summer night snack, Sujinomiya Yaki.
We also have the limited Miyazaki-made Semirin Yaki.
In addition, Fruits Barler Lemon has specially provided us with shaved ice.
After the first half of the game, it's time for everyone to eat together.
I'm so happy!
Right, everyone?
I'm so happy!
Eating Yakisoba in this hot weather...
I'm so happy!
I can't eat hot food anymore.
I'm starting to feel sick.
I can't do this anymore.
It's okay. It's okay.
This is bad.
It's good, but...
It's fun, isn't it?
It's fun!
Oh, it's good.
I can't stand it anymore.
I'm going to throw up.
I can't stand it anymore.
Why?
Why did you come all the way here?
Stop it, please.
Why did you come all the way here with such big arms and legs?
What do you mean?
Well, I...
Actually, there's a wind coming from the inside.
What?
Who said that?
By the way, who are you?
What's wrong with you?
I'm curious.
I'm curious about you.
I'm...
I'm Kama-chan, originally.
Originally?
You only say "originally", don't you?
You look like Kama-chan this time, don't you?
I'm Kama-chan this time.
You look like Kama-chan this time, don't you?
As you take off your clothes and makeup...
You're a big man!
You're a big man, aren't you?
You're pretty tough, aren't you?
You touch my crotch without a camera or anything like that.
You're Kama-san's type, aren't you?
I'm not being touched at all.
You're staring at me, aren't you?
Why are you disappointed?
I thought you'd be a little more playful, but you're trying hard, aren't you?
You're serious, aren't you?
Of course.
There's something you can't lose.
So you're pretty serious, aren't you?
There are many people who are serious at the end of their show.
Koji, who's not here, is pretty serious.
You're serious, aren't you?
He's eating alone.
I asked my friends to eat with me.
How is it?
Is it good?
You're serious, aren't you?
What do you mean you don't know anyone in One Team?
You should know better!
And here, One Team's Babien...
Eh?
You're serious, aren't you?
Why?
Amazing!
Wow, wow, wow!
Lion King, Lion King!
Lion King!
You're a bad guy!
You look like a monster hunter!
But you were a card, a good card.
A strong card.
You were a card, a good card.
Why me? Why me?
Scary, scary, scary, scary.
You're a good looking guy.
You have a good voice.
You're not good at all.
You're a good looking guy.
You look good.
Welcome.
Are you popular?
You're a good looking guy.
Are you crazy?
You're a good looking guy.
You're a good looking guy!
I think you're No.1.
Because you have a voice like me.
You're a big guy.
I'm a big guy.
You have short hair, you're a little fat, and you have a beard.
You have a beard.
Wow!