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Tonight, that carpet will start moving again!
Aiming for the guest's sympathy, they will blow away their usual feelings!
In addition...
44-year-old Otake Katsuki's world challenge project will begin in earnest!
I might die today...
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I see, instructor! Get the carpet!
Among the new discoveries that entertainers have made in their daily lives,
one by one, they will appear on the red carpet and announce that they want us to sympathize with them!
Depending on how much the guests think "I see," one person will get five full points and be re- voted!
For entertainers who have obtained a wonderful full point sympathy, we will give you an extra one point!
However, in the previous broadcast...
There are people who say "I always eat curry udon when I'm wearing white clothes,"
but surprisingly, there are also times when you're wearing black clothes!
I feel like a pilot on an airplane would fall if he wasn't quite manly!
The guests' judgment is also strict, and there are no winners of full points sympathy!
Anxiety is spreading even among the challengers behind the stage!
I thought I'd get a little more sympathy...
Will the full points sympathy of their dreams come true tonight!?
Once again, I'd like to introduce...
Yes!
The guests who will judge whether or not we can sympathize with them are...
These people!
Let's begin!
The first sympathy-getter is this person!
Forgotten Tsukkomi of Kanto, Summers Masakazu Mimura!
One day, when I went to an Italian restaurant, they had bread and asked me to eat it with olive oil.
Is it good?
Aren't you doing it forcibly as a Japanese?!
Isn't the butterdon delicious?!
Mimura-san's score is...
Small!
Small?!
No way!
Seriously?!
It's good, isn't it?
Olive oil means it's good, right?
I don't know what you're talking about!
You don't know what you're eating, but you're eating bread with oil!
It's so annoying!
You're not fashionable at all!
You too, Rola?
I love it, too!
I always eat it, and I'm thinking of buying it today, too!
Okay!
Okay...
She said "okay"...
If you say "okay", is it over?
It's over!
You're a good model!
Oh, I see!
I was pretty confident about this one...
There are people who are confident about this...
It's good!
Okay! The next sympathy getter is this person!
Go ahead!
Brazilians, do you agree?
Savannah Yagi is right!
I think you all have been in a snow fight once.
But you often don't know the official rules and just do it.
Even if you get it right, you throw it back.
When does it end?
Don't you know when it ends?
What's the value of it?
Let's decide the official rules!
Savannah Yagi's score is...
The official rules!
The official rules...
How about you, Katsuki?
I don't know when it ends...
You don't know, do you?
But if someone cries, it's over.
It's too hard.
You're right.
What about you, Rola?
I...
Have you done it before?
I'm good at it.
When I'm tired, I say "it's over" and quit.
When you're tired, you say "it's over", right?
I see.
It's usually like that, isn't it?
What did you say?
It's usually like that, isn't it?
It's a story about a snow fight.
Why did you interrupt me all of a sudden?
What's wrong with you?
Okay, let's move on!
The next sympathy getter is this person!
Poker face getter, Ogiahagi Ogihiro Aki!
People who usually wear high-tech sneakers...
have poor motor nerves...
and...
and?
they lose their virginity late!
Ok, Ogi's score is...
0 points!
Except for Katsumata-san.
Except for Katsumata-san, it's 0!
I'm wearing high-tech sneakers and it makes me look like a pervert!
I know I'm doing crazy things in my head, but I'm not doing anything big!
Really?!
What did you say about virginity?
They lose their virginity late!
What do you think about that, Kana?
I think it's fine.
What's wrong with you?
I'm a little sympathetic.
Our next sympathetic winner is...
Please come out!
Summer's Ootake Kazuki!
If you get it right, you're a big shulukai prince!
Summer's Ootake Kazuki!
When I'm peeing in the bathroom and I'm wearing pants...
I forget I'm wearing a mask and I'm like...
Summer's Ootake Kazuki!
Summer's Ootake Kazuki's score is...
Super sympathetic!
There are four zeros!
I do that sometimes.
Oh, you do?
I hold a water bottle like this...
You're different.
No one was super sympathetic so far!
And because of the ootake, the studio's air froze!
Our next sympathetic winner is...
Please come out!
Sunset sympathetic woman, Oasis Mitsura Yasuko!
According to my research,
on the streets, couples kissing in women's stockings are white.
Mitsura-san's award is...
Sympathetic winner!
I don't think he's cute.
But Nishikawa-san has full marks.
I can see that.
He's not a cute person.
Is that so?
He's not cute!
On the train, couples who get along are ugly and ugly.
I can see that.
Is that so?
I tried to bring it up, but...
She can't say it anymore.
I tried to bring it up, but...
The next sympathetic winner is...
Please come out!
Infinite common specialist, Laser Lemon R.G.!
Whenever I pass by a confectionery shop that doesn't have customers,
I tend to feel relieved to know that the confectionery shop is actually in a large department store.
What are you doing?
Huh?
What are you doing?
And "kenzakai" is usually "kawa", isn't it?
Now, R.G.'s score is...
Sympathetic!
Really?
Are you confident?
Really? I was confident about this.
Certainly, there is a confectionery shop that doesn't have any customers in our neighborhood.
But it doesn't sell well. Maybe it's closed down.
Even if it doesn't sell well here, it's closed down here and it's closed down in a large supermarket.
He's saying it's okay.
But still...
You don't like it?
I didn't know what you were talking about.
You...
You're always like this.
Really?
Maybe I don't do that much.
You're deceiving me.
The next sympathy getter is...
Please come in!
Today, we don't have Amano-kun with us, so we're disappointed.
Ken-in-ud-suzuki-n!
I think...
The person who makes chopsticks out of chopsticks bags has a high pillow when sleeping.
I don't want to get caught, so I'll make the pillow higher and go to sleep.
Mr. Udo's score is...
Zero!
I can't sympathize with you at all.
I want to say something to him.
I'm fine, too.
Can Udo sleep tonight?
You'd better come out again!
The next sympathizer is this person.
Here you go!
The mysterious entertainer with a bouquet in his hand, Kotohara Toru of the Ameagari Kesshitai (ameagari kesshitai kotohara toru)!
The person who makes the car's steering wheel thicker is...
Mr. Kodak!
I don't like it!
Mr. Kotohara's score is...
One point for sympathy!
That was a bad show.
I don't know why, but...
It's sad, isn't it?
There are people like baseball players.
And the driver of the truck.
It's fast for children to do it, isn't it?
That's right.
I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
In the midst of a storm of sympathizers, Matsumoto finally heads for the carpet!
The next sympathizer is this person.
Here you go!
The Sympathizer President, Downtown, Matsumoto Hitoshi!
Excuse me! My room has a digital clock.
I'm reading a book, right?
And when I look at the clock, it's 4 hours and 44 minutes.
And I'm reading a book again in a little while, right?
And after a while, when I look at it again, it's 5 hours and 55 minutes.
It feels like it's been an hour, right?
But in reality, it's been an hour and 11 minutes!
You're late!
It's been an hour and 11 minutes!
And Matsumoto-san's score is...
4 points!
That's amazing!
Kaneshiro-san, you're so serious!
The behind-the-scenes technology is different now!
Wow, but that was 1 hour and 11 minutes, right?
Yeah!
I thought it was 1 hour and 12 minutes!
Where did you bring it, Nishikawa-san?
I knew it, but...
Are you serious?!
Not at all!
Nishikawa-san, you knew it!
I've always noticed it!
Are you serious?!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
It's like, "What are you talking about?"
Yeah, like, "What are you talking about?"
Are you serious?!
Even Matsumoto-san couldn't agree with the guest who was too serious!
However!
Due to this reversal, the sympathy getters are burning their investments!
From here, it's all heated up!
Will the sympathy getters be able to turn things around?!
The next sympathy getter is this person!
Here you go!
But once again!
Today's second appearance!
Ogi Ahagi & Ogi Hiroaki!
On professional baseball broadcasts, commentators often say...
The batter who received the dead ball is painful,
but the pitcher is even more painful,
but I don't want to hear those words anymore!
Ogi-san's award is...
the sympathy getter!
I don't know what you're talking about!
But it's obvious that you didn't get it!
You try guessing it!
Oh, Lola-san.
Yes, I didn't know what you were talking about!
You don't know baseball?
I don't know, I only know baseball.
It's the same!
What are you talking about?
I played it when I was in middle school.
And finally...
Today's winner...
Summer's Kazukin Otake!
When I'm taking a bath and peeing...
When I take a shower...
I don't know if I'm peeing or not.
So I check it.
The sympathy getter is...
the sympathy getter!
Oh, you got it!
Otake-san's award is...
the sympathy getter!
It's only for men.
Yes.
I got it.
It's the sympathy getter.
It's already over, isn't it?
I thought you got it because you felt good.
Do you think women pee in the bathroom?
I did it when I was in jail.
You're a hostage.
You're a bad guy!
Is that all?
Yes, it's all.
It's over.
Is there anyone who wants to change?
I can totally do it.
It doesn't matter how you do it, you can do it.
It's time for a sudden change!
The guests will be called by someone they want to see again!
Is there anyone you want to see again?
It's Udo-chan!
Yes, Udo-chan!
It's Udo-chan!
He's different.
He's serious.
It's Udo-chan!
In response to the request,
Cain, Udo, Suzuki!
I think...
People who use "hamiaki" from the middle...
They don't use "zen" when they say "edge"!
It's 0 points.
0 points.
It's hard.
I'll change.
Today, there is no instructor yet.
Kayn, Udo, Suzuki!
Every now and then I think...
For those of you who do "hedo dashi look"...
You eat tonkatsu from the middle!
Hi, I'm Kano-kun!
I'm glad you came!
It's because of you.
I'm sorry.
You're a serious guy.
So, guests! How was it today?
I was told that a hit project was born in Rinkan.
Really?!
So we can continue this?
Yes, this is a hit project.
Thank you! I'm glad you came!
We can continue this!
I don't want you to tell me to do it.
No matter the situation,
an athlete who fights seriously with his own body
moves the audience.
And this summer,
in a different place than London,
a new legend is born in the sports world!
Kazuki Ootake!
He challenges for the world championship in sports chamber!
It all started with that man's words.
If you want the world, you have to be a world champion!
World champion?!
The other day, Ootake became a father.
He wants his son to become a father who is respected by children.
Thanks to Hamada's kindness,
Ootake of Kendo Shodan aims for the world championship in sports chamber!
Sports chamber is a martial art where you use a sword inflated with air and fight one-on-one.
With the world championship,
the number of participants has increased to 31 countries,
and the competition population has reached about 320,000 people all over the world!
Olympic participation is also a serious sport!
Ootake used to win the world championship in a game project,
but he is now an amateur!
To learn the basics of sports chamber,
he participates in a training session!
Ootake!
I'm tired of you!
Look at this!
They're serious!
Good morning!
How are you?
They're serious!
Amazing!
They're all serious.
Today, we have all the members of the Japanese and Japanese championship class.
That's fast!
They're serious!
Amazing!
So this is also their peak?
That's right!
They're serious!
They don't know the rules!
They're serious!
What are they doing?
They're so serious!
Good morning, everyone!
Good morning!
Today, we have Otake-san, who will be participating in "GODO REIKO".
Yes!
Please say a few words!
Well...
Thank you for inviting me to participate in the practice.
And no one is laughing at all!
No, I'm serious!
I'm serious!
I'm just irritated because I'm in the way of practice.
No, it's this shadow that annoys me!
It easily gets into this can.
No, it's this shadow that annoys me!
It's no wonder that no one is laughing or sneezing!
Only Japanese top players are gathered in this "GODO REIKO".
They are nervous because of the Japanese Championship.
Let me explain the rules of "SPORTS CHANBARA".
The match time is one match in one minute.
Fight in a 6m x 7m court.
If you go out of bounds twice, you lose by half speed.
After hearing this from Kendo's experience, there is a question...
For example...
If I go in like this, it's one punch.
But if I go in like this, it's not one punch.
There is no "shoulder" or anything like that, right?
No, there isn't.
If I go in like this, it's one punch, too.
This is amazing.
Kendo is a professional fighter.
However...
In light cases, you don't worry too much about it.
Like this...
You know what I mean, right?
It's like you know what I'm saying.
If you hit me like this...
I see.
Like this.
Once you know the rules, you learn how to hit.
Kendo's face...
Stance...
Kote is of course effective...
But there are other ways of hitting that are unique to sports chambers...
Oogi-uchi.
That must have hurt!
That's annoying!
Hai, suki-uchi.
That doesn't hurt.
That's annoying!
And ma-shi-uchi.
Ma-shi-uchi?
Ma-shi-uchi is like standing ma-shi-uchi.
Standing ma-shi-uchi.
Standing...
I can't do this anymore.
There are many different ways of hitting.
No matter which one is decided, it's one punch.
When people like him watch this kind of stuff...
I think Hamada-san would be good at it.
What are you doing?
Hamada-san!
Next, they learn defense.
I hit his eye.
I can dodge it.
You cover like this.
Dodge his head.
He's like Jackie Chan.
Dodge his legs.
I can't do it.
After learning everything...
It's practice time!
Kendo Yudansha Ootake's ability is...
Osai-uchi.
Ouch!
One more time! One more time!
That's it! That's it!
That's it!
Next, dodge his stomach.
Dodge it.
That's good.
His swing is very good.
His stomach is good.
Faster! Faster!
Faster!
Dodge it! Dodge it!
Dodge it!
You can't dodge it!
Was that one?
It went in.
If you don't do it like this...
Let's do it with his legs.
Otake-san!
He did it twice!
He's gotten better.
That's right.
It's his first time doing it.
It's enough.
Otake-san is amazing.
Now that they've understood Otake-san, they'll have a match and learn his techniques.
What kind of opponent do you want to fight first?
First of all...
I'd like to fight someone in the world ranking class.
But Otake-san's level is good enough.
If you're someone in the world ranking class and you can't do anything at all, what would you like to do first?
Would you like to fight Mimura first?
That's right.
An amateur and world ranker.
How would you like it?
I didn't ask you!
That's right.
First of all, what would an ordinary man in his 40s do in a match?
We'll test it out with Mimura!
Now, Sensei!
What should we do with Mimura first?
What kind of opponent...
A world champion in 2008!
A world champion all of a sudden!
Go, Mimura!
Go for it!
Mimura's opponent is 2008 world champion Matsumoto.
Here, his world-class ability will be revealed!
I've never said I'm good at this.
Get ready!
Yes!
Get ready!
We'll have three matches.
First match...
I'm scared.
Start!
Don't look at me! Look at my feet!
Just an ordinary middle-aged man represents Mimura!
A spectacular toast as if drawn in a picture!
The wall in front of Otake is high!
I see.
He's gone home.
How did you feel about your own attack?
I thought I'd hit him if I had a chance.
That's right.
I thought I'd hit the world champion if I had a chance.
I was already in before I came back.
It was like I was in slow motion.
I see.
I was shocked for a second.
Let's go, Udo!
No, no, no!
I'm fine! I'm fine!
Udo's experience...
Even if Udo comes out...
No, no, no!
Next up is Udo.
His opponent is a student champion.
His rank is lower than his opponent before, but...
I'm a high school student, Tamiya.
Let's begin!
Seriously?
Udo, who has experience in judo, was also pulled by his feet in a sparring match.
Udo can't avoid his feet.
I can't avoid my feet.
They come only to my chest and are taken before I bend my legs.
No, it's amazing.
In an instant...
I have to hang here.
That's good advice.
I see.
Be careful of your feet!
After receiving advice from Mimura and Udo,
Linkern's strongest, Ootake, who is careless about his swordplay, advances!
His opponent is Matsumoto, who is the strongest in the world.
Time is up!
Ootake, show your strength!
His opponent is the former world champion.
Ootake, there is no shortage of opponents.
Let's have a match!
We will have three matches.
The first match...
Let's go!
Too slow! Too slow!
I will kick you hard!
Look! Look! Look!
I will kick you! I will kick you!
That's it! That's it!
I will kick you! I will kick you!
If you avoid my kick, you will have a chance!
Yes!
But after that, she lowered her rank and competed against students.
She lost.
And even against women,
she lost by a single kick.
And like this, her first practice match ended as she realized what she was capable of.
Then, from Hamada, a special supporter...
So, today, Otagi-kun, you experienced what it's like to be a world champion or a Japanese fighter.
It's only natural for you to lose.
I want to feel something from her.
- That's right. - Like a flash of light.
- You don't feel it, do you? - What do you mean?
- It's the same for me. - No, no.
- If you avoid her kick, you will have a chance. - That's right!
You can't avoid anyone's kick!
It stretches out so much!
- No, no. If you look at it, it's amazing. - It's the same for me, but it stretches out so much!
- What was it again? - This one.
- The first one. - This is amazing!
Otagi-kun can't hide his shock from her loss.
So, we asked Tanabu-sensei, who has won the world four times, what he should do to reach the top of the world.
- Like the sparring match we just saw... - Yes.
- I'd like you to do about 200 rounds of it. - 200 rounds...
- I'd like you to practice dodging while fighting... - Yes, yes.
- And improve your footwork, muscle strength and endurance. - Sounds good.
- That's what we'd like you to do. - Yes.
- Also, you should do "suburi" 10,000 times. - Ah, "suburi"...
- 10,000 times... - 10,000 times...
- You say "suburi" 10,000 times, don't you? - "Suburi" is important.
- Don't you have a special move that makes you win easily? - I probably do.
- Would you like me to teach you that? - No, no...
- Already? - Suddenly?
Otake has completely lost confidence.
However, Hamada has something prepared for him.
I asked people in front of the circus to write messages for me, and I got so many of them.
That's amazing!
What should I do?
When he put up a message board in front of the red circus in front of PBS,
fans wrote him a lot of passionate messages.
What did Otake think of this?
It's good that you didn't write me a message.
I'm grateful for that.
Otherwise, I'd be so passionate about it.
Don't write me a message. It's amazing.
Do your best as a father.
Make a miracle happen.
That's amazing.
I'm six years old now, and I'm Otake.
You're the one who has to work hard.
Otake is embarrassed and complaining,
but everyone's messages certainly made Otake smile again.
With this, Otake is on the starting line for the world championship,
but his first challenge is over.
After this, Otake's hidden talent will be revealed in the latest theory used by top athletes!
With valuable opinions from viewers,
Otake aims to create better programs.
Weekly Lincoln Review.
Good evening.
Weekly Lincoln Review.
Review?
Again this week, we will introduce the voices of viewers.
First of all, it is your opinion of the project "Photochan Research Association," which is approaching the ecology of mysterious entertainer Mr. Hotohara.
It is your opinion of men in their fifties.
In the project "Photochan Research Association," it was revealed that Mr. Hotohara was aiming for Ms. Miyazato Ai.
Mr. Hotohara is aiming for Ms. Ai, who is a treasure of Japan, and I can't forgive him just for saying "I like you."
In order to improve empathy, we apologize to Mr. Hotohara, who uses Ms. Miyazato Ai.
You like her as a woman, don't you?
Not as a woman, but as a sports player, I like her.
Why do you have the same set?
You have one for appreciation, don't you?
Yes.
Isn't it natural for you to want the same set as your favorite player?
I don't use it, I don't put it away.
It's exactly the same set.
What's wrong with that?
That's fine, isn't it?
It's like you're holding it.
No, it's not like that.
I bought it at a store.
You're mean.
It's not mean, it's just that I like you.
Do you think I like you, too?
No, I don't think so.
I think it's annoying.
Can't you think I like you?
Can you apologize for this?
Ms. Ai...
I don't like you.
I'm sorry.
You don't have to say it.
You're Ms. Miyasato, aren't you?
It's fine.
Thank you for your valuable opinion.
Is this the end of the show?
Otake doesn't want to be criticized for his miserable ending.
He showed up in Yokohama on the 50th day of his life.
The place that brought Otake to Yokohama is...
The highest sports medicine facility used by the top teams of the J-league.
In order for Otake to conquer the world in sports medicine,
Otake will use his latest technology to thoroughly dissect which parts of his body are weak and which parts he should train.
Let me introduce you to a doctor who will measure Otake's body.
This is Dr. Yoshisawa.
- Hello, doctor. - Hello.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
What should we look at first?
- Let's start with the power of your legs. - Oh, I see.
- Please, doctor. - The power of my legs...
- Please have a seat. - Thank you.
In order for you to win in sports medicine, you need the explosive power of your kicking legs.
The difference in power will greatly affect the outcome of the match.
- I'll kick this plate forward with all my strength. - I see.
Can't you break a knee that hasn't been trained at all?
- Are you okay? - You're annoying me every day.
- You're a professional kicker. - And you're wearing a costume and your body is already...
- That's a different story. - Come on.
For a 40-year-old man, Otake's body is quite strong.
But does he have the kick power to conquer the world?
Two, one, go!
Okay, it's okay.
The measurement result is 21.5 watts.
This is almost the same as the average of people in their 40s.
It's neither more nor less than average.
By the way, how many times do you have to aim for the world title in order to become an athlete?
If you are a very powerful person, you can aim for 40 times more than your current weight.
40 times more than my current weight?
What? In 50 days?
But you do aim for the world title, don't you?
That's right.
How far can you go?
Next, we checked his stamina, which affects his concentration during the fight.
Surprisingly, this is below the average of people in their 40s.
Although he can't aim for the world title at all,
we measured his most important reflexes.
Then, we can see his talent as a top athlete.
What should we do next?
Next, we'll check his reaction speed.
Oh, I see.
Not only that, reflexes are very important in chambara.
Whether you can identify and avoid your opponent's movements in an instant,
or whether you can find your opponent's weakness and use it in an instant.
The difference in reflexes will greatly affect your win or lose.
We'll measure how fast you can react after you see the light.
First of all, Hoto-chan.
You look older.
It has nothing to do with me.
No, you're the same age as me.
I want to see how different you are.
If I'm better than Hoto-chan, it means I have some talent.
Of course you do.
If I'm worse than Hoto-chan, I don't even need a suspension.
Otake's classmate, Hotohara.
What is the reaction speed of a baseball player?
If you hit it, raise your legs as if you were throwing the ball.
If I raise both of my legs?
If you raise both of your legs?
You don't have to raise them too high.
Yes, yes.
I don't care.
Wait a minute.
It's completely late!
I was surprised!
What are you surprised about?
I thought only one of them would hit.
I was surprised because only one of them hit.
I thought only one of them would hit.
Let's do it again.
Yes, it's okay.
What is the current speed?
0.355 seconds.
0.355 seconds?
Yes.
What about this?
According to my age average, it's a little late.
Is it late?
It's really late.
Next, let's measure udon noodles.
I'm sorry.
It's completely late!
It's really fast!
It was really late, wasn't it?
0.458 seconds.
I'll do it.
Mr. Hamada, please show us.
He keeps hitting it from day to day and is confident in his instantaneous power.
What is its reaction speed?
Oh!
Did you hit it?
I was surprised!
Did you hit it?
I was surprised!
That's it.
That's the current reaction speed.
That's right!
As you can see, the three of them have the same reaction speed.
Hamada lost to Hotohara by a narrow margin, but he left a pretty good result.
As you can see, the three of them have the same reaction speed.
Finally, it's Ohtake's turn.
So far, it's normal and there's nothing good about it, but now he's going to surprise everyone!
Let's see his terrifying reaction speed!
Could he overcome the 0.35 second barrier that no one could overcome?!
Ohtake's reaction speed is amazing!
It's Ohtake's turn.
It's Ohtake's turn!
Ohtake's reaction speed is amazing!
Ohtake's reflexes show that the world is not that far away from him.
After this, Ohtake went back to training with Kiyohara and Masato to improve his physique.
Next time, Ohtake will train in hell!
Also, he'll spar with a Japanese top fighter!
Ryujin, I'm rooting for you!
I might die today.
The Japanese championship is only 33 days away!
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