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Tonight's link-on is...
Mysterious female DJ will do a surprise drive!
Hamada is also very excited about the number of miracles he will witness on the road!
And that famous singer will also appear!
This program is brought to you by UNITY BAT.
I think it's a grave.
Well...
Please stop it!
May Day, a dreamlike drive opened their eyes.
- We're driving again, right? - Yes, we are!
That means...
We've been driving a lot of times, and we've driven in many intersections...
That's right!
DJ Yamaguchi, also known as "the lover of ears",
An amusement-like drive that makes you feel like you're riding a roller coaster on the streets of Tokyo!
We've provided you with a dream-like time slip drive that will change your time machine in an instant, but...
This time, a mysterious new DJ has come up with a new drive!
It's the ultimate surprise drive!
Every now and then, an unbelievable phenomenon happens in front of you!
And last but not least, it's not something you'd see on a comedy show!
It's a powerful, serious fusion!
What pattern did you come up with this time?
DJ Chacha's Happy Surprise Linker!
Everyone, how are you spending your afternoon?
Today, I, Chacha, woke up late, didn't I?
The other day, a listener gave me some salted fish roe wrapped in pasta for brunch.
What is it?
When you put delicious food in your body, your sense of smell naturally improves, doesn't it?
Everyone in the car, are you working with a smile on your face?
From now on, I, DJ Chacha, will...
Who are you?!
We've prepared a happy surprise that will surprise you in an instant, so please drive safely!
What's wrong with you, DJ?
I'm not mad!
Who's Chacha?!
Who is it?!
What the members thought would be the start of DJ Yamaguchi's radio show...
...was the voice of a female DJ named Chacha!
DJ Chacha will...
Our new DJ Chacha will...
Everyone, how are you spending your afternoon?
We invite you to a world of surprises that will surprise even those watching on TV!
On the other hand, DJ Chacha will...
Someone who still doesn't know...
This is our first reply from our listeners.
We will now introduce "Mysterious Experiences".
Hello, Mr. Chacha.
Hello.
The other day, I saw a strange sighting in a corner of the city.
As I was walking in the city, people suddenly appeared from an empty space.
Is this really the case?
It's scary.
It's an empty space, isn't it?
It's hard to believe, isn't it?
People suddenly appeared from an empty space...
No, it's scary!
I can't believe it either...
It's like a drama or a movie.
It may be a strange experience, but...
Well, then...
Taking this opportunity, I asked this person for their opinion.
Ms. Akina Nakamori, please.
Hello, everyone. I'm Akina Nakamori.
Um...
I know what you're talking about.
I've always thought it's impossible.
But I think there may be mysterious experiences, like Ms. Chacha mentioned earlier.
But I don't have any such suspicions at all.
My sister, Akiho, has more suspicions than me.
So...
Ms. Nakamori, could you contact Akiho directly instead of me?
That's what I thought.
Thank you for your time, Ms. Nakamori.
Is there anything you can't say?
There's only one thing you can say!
I can't say it clearly.
Finally, the four of them know who DJ Chacha is.
But why did Chacha read a meaningless letter saying that she saw people coming out of an empty space?
The answer will be revealed after this!
Huh? Everyone, please take a look!
Please take a look, Hamada!
The man over there is shouting something!
Michiko!
He's doing something!
He's collapsed!
What collapsed?
Michiko!
What happened? Michiko!
Hey!
Isn't there a doctor in here?
Isn't there a doctor?
Doctor! Doctor!
Isn't there a doctor in here?
No way!
Please, help Michiko!
She's so cold!
Isn't there a doctor in here?
I'm sorry, but can you call a doctor in here?
Call a doctor in here!
Please!
I understand.
Now!
The doctor will be here soon!
What's going on?
Wake up!
What are you guys doing?!
I told you to call a doctor in here!
Our Michiko is lying down!
What's that pink thing?
What's that red thing?
What's that?
Michiko!
What are you guys doing?!
I'm a doctor!
I don't care about a blue sheet!
Call a doctor in here!
You guys!
Why did you use that spray?
Why did you use that prank?
Doctor!
What are you thinking about?
You shouldn't be doing that!
Hey, Michiko!
Are you okay?
Call a doctor in here!
What are you going to do?
Are you guys going back anywhere?
Doctor!
What is going on?
I can barely breathe. Are you okay?
Call a doctor in here!
What's going on?
Call a doctor in here!
Can you better not do this?
Call a volunteer doctor.
He's coming!
Are you kidding me?
Can you believe it?
I can't believe it!
Where is it coming from?
I'm sorry.
I'm glad, Michiko.
Wait!
Wait! Where are you taking me?
Where are you taking my Michiko?
What's going on?
You guys made this, didn't you?
Explain it to me!
Over that door, Michiko...
Michiko...
Michiko, where did you go?
Are you serious?
Michiko!
Michiko, what's going on?
Michiko!
Michiko! Michiko!
So that's how it is.
A person came out of nowhere.
It's true!
That's how it is.
That's surprising.
That's what grandpa and grandma said earlier.
That's how it is?
This is amazing!
Is this for real?
Now, let's review the miraculous moment when a person came out of nowhere.
Suddenly, they painted in the air.
What's going on?
They put a blue sheet on it and made a door out of it.
From that door...
A doctor and a nurse appeared.
There are no signs of people coming and going towards the door.
In addition, an ambulance appeared.
And when they put Michiko on a stretcher and went beyond the door again...
No one was there anymore.
For real?
Michiko! Michiko!
Amazing! The human disappearance surprise was a huge success!
I see.
What's going on?
I've never seen anything like it.
And it's you, Fuse.
It's you, Fuse.
- He's still driving! - He's still driving!
He's still driving!
That's amazing!
Fuse Hiroshi-san, thank you for your cooperation.
Can you see something like this?
Is that what it's like?
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
Wow, miracles do happen.
I was surprised, too.
How was it, Hamada?
- Why are you asking me? - Were you thinking about other girls?
Were you thinking about other girls?
And in this show...
We've created a new ranking.
- What is it? - It's called...
"Chachara-style" corner.
- What's with "chachara"? - "Chachara"?
- I'm not "chachara". - I'm not "chachara".
This ranking is...
What is your favorite rice ball filling?
Today...
We got answers from famous people.
It's this person's ranking.
Everyone... I'm Norika.
I'm always...
Eating French food...
Or Italian food...
People think I eat them.
That kind of image is important.
What kind of fashion is Norika wearing?
As long as I'm wearing an armor...
My favorite is...
Takoyaki or something like that.
Because I'm from Kansai.
But...
If I say that...
Actress Fujiwara Norika...
Will take off her armor and leave.
I can't do that.
This time...
It's about rice balls.
I...
My boom is...
Salt.
After all...
Salt saved me.
In that sense...
Salt rice ball...
It was Norika.
Thank you very much, Norika-san.
Norika-san...
Seems like she's in love with salt.
DJ CHA-CHA's...
Ranking corner has ended.
After this...
There will be a big surprise!
And now...
We received a message saying...
I saw such a surprising phenomenon.
Hello, Cha-cha-san.
Hello.
The other day I saw a superman.
It's not a lie.
He was flying in the sky.
Please believe me.
I'm not sure if this is true.
This is something.
If it's true.
Everyone, it seems like we have a visitor.
Huh?
What's that?
What?
That, that.
What, what?
Oh, it's nothing.
Please help me.
I need your help.
It's okay?
Five minutes only.
Only five minutes.
Please come out of the car.
Only five minutes?
Just a little?
Four minutes is nothing.
Huh?
Only five minutes.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
You speak English?
A little.
Okay, great.
Thank you very much.
After this, a once-in-a-lifetime superman surprise opens the curtain!
What, what, what?
Come here.
This way, yeah.
It's okay.
I am superman.
Yeah, superman.
I can fly.
I'm gonna fly.
So, I will go on this roof,
and fly to the other roof.
No!
Yeah, I can fly.
Wait.
Over there?
So, I want to make a video.
Video?
Yeah.
It's already recording.
Make sure you just stay here and look at here.
Okay?
Just look.
Look here.
Yeah?
I'll come back.
I will fly and come back here.
Two minutes?
Two minutes.
Two minutes, yeah?
You will see me fly.
Just keep looking here.
It's already recording.
Don't touch.
Just look.
Look here.
Okay, I'll be back.
I'll be back.
Two minutes.
Is it coming this way?
Is it there?
It's flying over there.
What?
What is it?
It's coming this way, right?
Yeah.
Just look at here.
Just look at here?
It's coming out!
Everybody okay?
It's really coming out.
Look carefully!
It's coming out.
Look carefully!
Yeah, it's true.
Whoa!
It flew!
My body was like, 'da-rang!'
It was like it was flying.
Really?!
It flew, didn't it?
Whoa, what was that?
It just fell in front of me.
Whoa!
Whoa, okay!
Whoa, it's certainly time limits.
You go with the car.
Okay, it's not time yet.
Whoa, this is going too far.
Is it over?!
It's over!
Is it really over?!
Finished?!
Okay, bye-bye!
It flew...
Dang, you tricked me!
This is the first time I'm seeing you like this.
Yeah, that's right.
You should have looked at me like this at first!
"No way, is it a doll?" Those of you who thought, "No way, is it a doll?"
Even with this cheap trick of flying a doll, as instructed, the four people who were seriously looking at the screen of the small camera succeeded in DJ CHA- CHA's surprise in public.
However, after this, with a large number of actors involved, it's a very powerful illusion!
Everyone is very excited about the scale of the comedy show!
And in the radio booth, there are large numbers of guests again!
This person who is currently popular.
Recently, he's been running a cafe.
Who?
The 40th anniversary recital will be held next time.
It's Chieko Mizutani!
Good morning, I'm Chieko Mizutani.
The 40th anniversary of Enka.
Well, my entertainment life is 50 years old.
Because I've been doing it since I was a kid.
Well, that's fine.
But I'm nervous to talk on the radio.
I'm also doing a radio show.
Don Mei Chieko's "Yokkoisho Radio".
Everyone, have fun.
Today, I'd like young people to get more familiar with Enka.
So, I'd like to sing "thank you" by "Ikimonogakari-chan".
I want to say "thank you"
I look you in the eye, but
My right hand is more gentle than anyone else's
Look, I'm taking this voice
Thank you, Mr. Mizutani Chieko, for "Ikimonogakeri".
Mizutani Chieko is touring all over the country.
That's amazing.
She has been to many places.
That's amazing.
Everyone, it's break time.
Please stop the car and walk.
Stop the car?
Isn't it the first time?
Meals?
Yes.
The order to get out of the car and take a break at a cafe recommended by Chacha
has come to Tokyo Dome City, where people change over and over again in the golden week.
That's right.
Isn't that it?
Tokyo Dome City.
Isn't that it?
Isn't it Starbucks?
What is it?
Chie's Cafe?
Chie's Cafe, which opened in front of Tokyo Dome City.
This cafe, which seems to be related to Mizutani Chieko during her tour around the country, will be the biggest surprise of the day.
The point is a large Ferris wheel in front of you.
Is there a Chie's Cafe?
Welcome.
Chie's Cafe?
Mr. Hamada!
What?
Have you seen anyone else?
Mr. Hamada!
It's terrible!
Mr. Hamada has come to visit!
What?! That's terrible!
Welcome!
Today...
Why?
Thank you very much!
Thank you for coming!
The owner has just come out.
I don't think you can collect money today.
Collect money?
When did the owner come?
The owner has gone to play with that chauffeur.
Chauffeur?!
Yes!
Mr. Hamada, you're short-tempered!
Don't you know what you're killing people with?!
What are you killing people with?!
Hey, you idiot! Can you do something about it?!
I understand. Let's do something about it.
Do something about it?!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
When the situation is organized...
Mr. Hamada is a terrible debt collector...
and the cafe owner goes to ride in the chauffeur in front of him.
It seems that the handsome clerk will do something about it.
And Mr. Hamada and his friends are guided in front of the window.
Outside of the window where the handsome clerk stands...
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Over there!
Oh, the chauffeur!
The men with the tablet who took a picture of the chauffeur...
and...
What is he doing?!
What is he tracing?!
What is he rubbing?!
He's misunderstanding!
Oh!
The chauffeur is back!
He's back! He's back!
The chauffeur is back!
He's back!
What?!
Please watch carefully!
What is it? No way!
His arm came out of the glass!
Wow!
It's coming out!
Hold it!
You're amazing!
What's going to happen now?
No way!
Wow!
It's a Ferris wheel!
I told you to call the owner!
What are you going to do with such a small Ferris wheel?!
He took out the Ferris wheel from the picture displayed on the tablet.
He pierced his arm into the glass and took out the Ferris wheel toy he had outside the window.
The Ferris wheel also pierced through the glass.
What are you going to do with such a small Ferris wheel?!
I'm going to call the owner.
What?!
What are you talking about?!
What are you going to do with it?
What are you going to do with it?!
It's dangerous!
What?
What are you dancing?!
Wow!
Amazing!
It's new!
It's a Ferris wheel!
It's amazing that this came out!
Amazing!
A man put a toy Ferris wheel and put down a curtain.
In just a few seconds, a Ferris wheel with a water bottle and a tea corner appeared!
It's amazing that this came out!
Amazing!
From here...
It's amazing that that Ferris wheel came out!
It's amazing!
It's dangerous!
What is it?!
I heard it! I heard it!
You're singing live!
Let's walk slowly.
Applause!
Nice to meet you. I'm Chieko Mizutani.
It's funny.
Welcome to my cozy jay's cafe.
I'm nervous.
It's amazing.
Thinking about today, yesterday I was so nervous that I couldn't eat my favorite food.
After this, Chieko Mizutani is on stage. She also performed "Illusion" of Bakusho.
I'm hungry.
I'm not a teacher.
I'm a singer.
Until now, she has been singing as a cover singer.
Now, she is a singer.
Really?
Finally, I will dance.
I'm waiting for you, Kuma-chan.
Here you are.
I will dance "Ichigozenbu" of "Yaki Dofu" of "Ichihontenmeibutsu".
Music, start!
"Omatsuri Onda" is one of the songs.
Mr. Kanade, it's over.
(No, no, no)
(Are you going?)
(What are you doing?)
(What's going on? What's going on?)
(We're not going)
(Go back)
(Thank you very much!)
Then, we'll meet you someday in DJ Chacha's surprise drive!
Based on valuable opinions from viewers, we aim to create better programs.
"Weekly Lincoln Review".
Good evening.
It is "Weekly Lincoln Review".
Review?
Again this week, we will introduce the voices received from viewers.
Well, first of all, it is your opinion about the program "Saint".
That's all.
Well, it is only that.
It is the opinion of a woman in her 30s.
Is it Matsumoto's costume?
I am very interested in that Japanese-style costume when she is appearing in a rough costume.
I don't know if she is wearing it fashionable or gag.
How do you feel when you choose that costume?
To be honest...
To be honest, I am scared.
Even a five-year-old child is afraid of Matsumoto and stops watching "Lincoln".
Is that so?
This is what viewers pointed out this time.
I put together Matsumoto's costume.
Oh, is that so?
I see.
I'm sorry.
Well, if it is true, I may have to think about it a little.
If you say you are scared...
I am scared.
But if you are naked, it is like that.
What?
Really?
Then it is better for you to wear it.
I see.
If you are naked, it is like you are afraid of garbage.
If you are scared of it, you shouldn't do it.
If it is true, you should do it more.
How do you do it?
You said you are afraid of it.
You should do it more cutely.
You should wear a ribbon.
A ribbon?
You should wear it like a suspender.
I want to hear his opinion.
Do you have any opinion, Hamada-san?
I think you should wear a ribbon.
You shouldn't wear a ribbon.
I think it is not modern to wear a ribbon.
It is not modern.
If you write "sunshine" in English, you'll be safe.
"Sunshine"?
Thank you for your valuable opinion.
Don't say "that's not true".
I didn't say "that's not true".
I'm sorry.
I won by self-defeat!
It's too late for you to enter the studio!
It's too late for you to sit here!
You two were standing here and waiting.
How many people came today?
It's too late for you to enter the studio!
Do you know how to use an iron sword?
No, I don't know.
Every time, we listen to the experience of comedians with self-defeat and learn to be careful of illness.
This time, who will tell us about the fear of illness?
The comedian with self-defeat character is this person! Please come in!
Hello! I'm Ouchi with capital letters!
Ouchi!
There must be something special about you!
This time, our guest is Ouchi with capital letters!
No matter how you look at him, he doesn't seem to be in good health, but what illness does he have?
The illness of Ouchi is this!
It's diabetes!
I often hear about diabetes.
How old are you?
I'm 40 years old this year.
What kind of illness is it?
There is a teacher who will explain in detail! Please call the teacher!
Teacher, what disease is diabetes?
In fact, there are 12.6 million patients in Japan.
It's not uncommon, so many people don't think it's scary.
In fact, it causes many complications.
It's a serious disease that can lead to death.
I hope you will study it well today.
That's right.
Diabetes is so common that it is said that about ten people are infected with it.
The worst case is death.
How does it happen?
First of all, I would like to explain about the system of diabetes in the original cross-sectional model.
This is a cross-sectional model of diabetes.
This is the pancreas and the stomach.
Humans need energy to move their bodies.
That energy is grapes.
To collect grapes, humans eat carbohydrates.
This time it's ramen.
Carbohydrates consumed in ramen are digested in the stomach.
Then it becomes grapes.
This is the symptom.
It passes through the symptom and is carried to the bloodstream.
As a result of being carried, it becomes grapes.
This is normal.
However, if insulin is lacking or working poorly, grapes accumulate.
This is a situation where blood sugar levels are high.
It's like a joke.
High blood sugar is often heard in medical diagnosis.
The cause of high blood sugar is poor insulin work.
The cause of poor insulin work is obesity and obesity.
If high blood sugar continues...
What's going to happen?
If this accumulates, it will triple and damage the blood vessels.
Damaged blood vessels will of course be cut off.
Especially easily cut off are capillaries.
Among them, capillaries such as eyes, kidneys, and toes are cut off...
Deceiving, causing kidney damage...
Becoming ED...
You have to cut your legs off.
That's scary.
You can't even see.
I understand that.
It's really scary.
That's the mechanism of diabetes.
I don't like this.
Push the button!
I know!
I don't like this!
The doctor told me...
Like a domino, it keeps falling down...
In the end, it reaches its goal.
What do you mean by "goal"?
I think "goal" is...
His grave.
It fell down.
That's crazy.
Even if you win with a guitar, the company won't let you play it.
You saw the goal, didn't you?
If you leave it alone without treatment because you don't have a self-awareness symptom...
Diabetes can cause various complications.
Deceiving, causing ED...
You have to cut your legs off...
The goal is your grave.
It's a really scary disease.
Diabetes was deeply related to eating habits.
The main cause of diabetes is eating habits.
I summarized Ochi's eating habits.
First of all, he eats...
Tsukemen for lunch.
For dinner, he eats...
Yakitori and sake.
For dinner, he eats...
Ramen.
For Ochi, ramen is like...
Miso soup.
What is this nonsense?
Ramen and miso soup...
I don't know!
I don't know about ramen and miso soup!
That's not true!
When you don't go out, you eat food.
Ramen and tsukemen...
You're not handsome at all!
That's not true!
Ochi treats ramen like miso soup.
He pours ramen into his stomach at midnight.
As expected, he kept getting fat and became diabetic.
Ochi's suffering proved.
Ochi was given the "this is the difficult part of becoming diabetic".
The first thing is...
You pee a lot.
I heard about it.
You want to urinate.
You pee a lot.
Is it a fine bubble?
It's fine and hard to disappear.
If you wait 30 seconds and it doesn't disappear, you have diabetes.
There is a possibility that there is protein mixed in it.
Normal people don't get protein no matter what they eat.
Our toilet automatically flows.
You get used to it, right?
Don't push me!
And the second painful thing is...
Your pee stinks!
What kind of smell is it?
Well, it's kind of sweet...
What?
If it's sweet, it doesn't smell, does it?
No, no...
It's more of an ammonia smell...
Die!
It's strong.
It doesn't work for you, Mr. Awada.
What?
Die at this timing!
I can't die?
You can't die.
But if you go to the station or the toilet...
You can kind of smell the person before you.
And you can tell if the person before you peed or not.
Really?
Can you smell all of it for me?
You're so mean!
I'm not doing it!
Why would I go to the toilet and check if the person before me peed or not?
You're going to check for me?
I heard something good about you.
And the third one is...
Yes, food restrictions.
This is...
You didn't do it, did you?!
Once, my teacher told me that my domil fell and that it was bad...
And I did have food restrictions.
Oh, you did.
Like exercise and stuff like that.
Yes, yes.
I wasn't allowed to eat carbohydrates.
Because you're a priest.
Yes.
And you can only eat a small amount of it, right?
Yes, of course.
And you can't eat salt either.
It's like you're a priest at a temple.
And...
1,600 kcal is basically what you can eat with soy milk.
I see.
1,600 kcal is probably not a lot of food.
I think an old man eats about 3,000 kcal.
I see.
It's like they're telling you to eat only half of it.
Sake!
Oh, sake!
Of course, sake also puts pressure on the water.
Yes, yes.
And of course, it's necessary for prevention.
So it's best not to drink too much of it.
Although he had a lot of problems due to diabetes...
On top of that, there were serious problems that only comedians would have.
And last but not least, the character's will to live is at risk.
What are you talking about?
I'm asking you, what are you talking about?
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
I know, but you're saying it without me knowing it.
That's right.
Don't say it like that.
Until now...
Stop it.
No, stop it.
Really, really.
No, stop it.
You're changing the subject.
Even if you say it like that, stop it.
You know it, don't you?
That's right, but I've been doing it for more than ten years.
Even though I have an air guitar and I'm fat, I can still move.
Even though I had that, once I lost weight...
That's what my seniors around me said to me.
If you lose weight, you're not funny at all.
You've lost weight once?
Have you?
I have.
I don't know.
It's only because you're not familiar with it because it's on TV.
You've lost weight because you're not familiar with it on TV.
Although you're familiar with it from the movies.
You've lost weight because you're not familiar with it on TV.
And it's not funny to you now?
It's not so funny now.
So you had to keep it real.
You kept your weight in real life so you weren't funny in movies.
You couldn't ahve fun.
That's right.
I tried to put together Ochi's weight increase in VTR that doesn't come into focus so much, so please look forward to it.
After this, Ochi's sweat era will be revealed!
Ochi's weight increase has been summarized in the VTR!
Ochi, who will soon make his debut, weighed around 70 kg and could not say that he was a little cool.
However, due to a variety of carbohydrates, Ochi's weight increased rapidly.
In 2007, Ochi's maximum weight was 104 kg.
However, as he gained weight, he began to wear a mask as a fat man who could move, and in two consecutive years he became the world champion of air guitar.
However, Ochi's weight increase of 30 kg has seriously affected his body, and in 2008, he was finally diagnosed with diabetes.
Unfortunately for him, Ochi, whose beloved daughter was born, decided to go on a diet for his family.
With a strict diet limit, he succeeded in reducing his weight from 104 kg to 80 kg.
Ochi, who succeeded in such a diet, actually appeared in "Lincoln".
Visual type stepping.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, can I sit down? I'm sorry.
Ochi's face and body were getting sharper and sharper.
However, after that, Ochi became fat again due to his character.
At this rate, his life is in danger.
Encourage yourself to diet again and come back to that time!
He's getting sharper.
He's the sharpest among me.
Seriously?
At my age, I'd say so.
Why don't you try going 100 km/h again?
No, I can't do that.
I smell like pee.
That's disgusting.
I'm going back to being an entertainer.
It's faster to come up with results.
If you become an air entertainer in the future...
No, I can't do it.
I can't do it in front of 100 people.
I can do it!
It's hard for you to do it.
You're doing it in a place where no one is.
No, I can't do it.
If you want to maintain your fatness, you have to face diabetes.
In the meantime, please prepare a present you'd like to use.
This time, we've prepared a special present for you.
Here it is!
A nice present for you who are worried about diabetes!
A special gift for people with diabetes!
The opening anime "Android World" is now streaming!
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This time, we've prepared a special present for you.
Here it is!
Is this real?
It's wonderful.
The teacher also said it's wonderful.
There's something I want.
I'll open it!
Please open it!
It's a nail clipper for people with diabetes!
Eh, why?
Doesn't it make you feel better, sir?
Ah!
Eh, what?
Doesn't it make you feel better, sir?
That's right.
People with diabetes have poor blood circulation.
In particular, finger injuries can be fatal.
Eh!
That's right.
There's still a lot of evidence that says you have to cut your foot off from there.
Yes.
It's set up so you can cut your nails well.
This is amazing!
This is about 70,000 yen.
70,000 yen!
Eh!
That's amazing!
It's real!
This program is brought to you by...
...the sponsor you're watching.
As you can see, I'm a young man.