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Tonight's "Rinkan" is a completely original new project!
We'll talk about what entertainers want everyone to sympathize with!
And we'll talk about the illness that shocked the entertainment world last year!
This program is brought to you by...
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Victory!
- Everyone, how is it? - Yes!
- Is your knee better now? - No, it's not getting better like that.
It's because I have broken bones every day.
Actually, it's better for me to quit my job.
Even the doctor said it!
I don't think TBS is good for me.
- TBS is bad for you? - Yes, it's not good for me.
It's not good for me physically either.
Isn't it bad for you physically to play music at home?
Every time, we listen to the experiences of entertainers who suffer from autistic diseases...
And in this segment, we all take care not to get sick!
Who is our guest who will tell us about autism?
Please come out! Our guest for today is...
It's real!
The angle is different!
The level is different!
With a mysterious look on his face, Koumoto, the chief of autism,
What is the disease that has a different angle from before?
Now, this is Koumoto's disease!
It's here!
Parasitic hypoxia!
I've heard of it!
Parasitic hypoxia!
It's scary to see it with open eyes!
It's scary!
Is it serious?
It's serious!
Until now, there hasn't been a normal loss of consciousness, right?
Consciousness?
There hasn't been!
When you were sick, did you lose consciousness?
Yes, it became parasitic hypoxia and the next day,
The doctor was talking and my ears were like "bang, bang, bang" and my hearing became worse.
I was responding but my mouth was stiff and when my consciousness was losing,
I thought "Ah! I'm going to die from this!"
When you die, the power goes down like this!
It's like that when you have a full body machine!
That's right!
At that time!
Hello!
This article came out!
Koumoto, Mayor of Koumoto, is in emergency hospital!
It was found out on the 11th that Koumoto, Mayor of Koumoto, is in hospital in Tokyo for parasitic hypoxia.
On Twitter, he said "My back hurts like it's about to break" and on the 6th, he complained of abdominal pain.
It's coming from the back!
It's the back!
It's not the back, it's the back!
It's the back!
It's like it's about to burst!
It hurts like it's about to burst!
And then, the next day, I felt like I was going to throw up!
Even though I thought "Am I going to die?"
You had a big job!
That's right!
I was doing the radio show regularly with him and he was on leave, right?
That's right!
I was worried!
No, that's not Yabe-san...
Ah, it's not Yabe-san...
It's not Yabe-san...
That year, the public was stirred up by Koumoto.
The pain in the back and stomach is unimaginable.
In fact, other than Koumoto, there were comedians who had experienced this pain.
In fact, over the past year or so, comedians are increasing.
Last year, Tsuyoi-san of the Nakagawa family and Fukuda-san of "Tutorial" were also involved in the rescue swimming last year.
Koumoto-san, I would like you to listen to this.
As soon as I left work, Fukuda and Taka of "Takatoshi" thought that drinking was a little dangerous.
When I left work, I told them everything.
In the end, it's like drinking a lot of alcohol.
When I told them to be careful, Fukuda said, "Yes, I know."
A month later, Fukuda went to the emergency hospital.
That's why I told you to listen!
By the way, is this rescue swimming a disease that comedians can easily get?
Well, it's not a disease that comedians can easily get.
But I would like you to listen to the details again this time.
Please!
I would like to introduce you.
This time's advisor is this person.
He is Kinoshita Hirokatsu-sensei of "Tutorial".
Nice to meet you.
Are you nervous?
I'm not nervous.
You don't have to be nervous like this.
Well, that's right.
You're not a character, are you?
No, no, no.
I often see your wife's hair in the TV.
No, no, no.
I have this image.
Are you married?
No, I'm not married.
Oh, that's good.
You're married.
I'm working part-time.
What kind of disease is "drinking" that comedians have encountered one after another?
In one word, what kind of disease is "drinking" that comedians have encountered one after another?
Actually, it's a very scary disease.
There is something called "water liquid" produced by a aquarium.
It dissolves your own aquarium and causes disaster.
First of all, do you know where the aquarium is?
I would like you to explain in models, including that.
Please.
Even if you say "inoxic acid", you will never know.
Then I will explain.
First of all, this is the liver.
And this is the stomach.
And in the back of the liver...
In the back of the stomach...
Here is the aquarium.
Is it such a place?
That's right.
And I will explain again what the role of the aquarium is.
This is the 12th layer.
First of all, you eat food.
Then this food goes to the stomach.
And it is digested by the stomach.
And it goes further and further.
When this goes through the 12th layer, in order to disassemble it...
There is a enzyme called "water liquid" from the aquarium.
It dissolves it?
That's right.
This water liquid in the 12th layer further dissolves the food.
This is the role of the 12th layer.
But if you eat too much...
This is it.
You will eat and drink more and more.
Then...
The aquarium will fully rotate.
So more and more water liquid will come out.
If you do this, powerful water liquid will be distributed too much...
And it will dissolve water liquid itself.
Wow!
Yes, it is.
In addition, when this water liquid dissolves, toxins will circulate all over the body.
That's right. It seems that your own toxins will be affected.
That's right.
Since toxins circulate all over the body, kidneys will also be affected.
What do you mean by "affected"?
The doctor doesn't say much about it!
Water liquid dissolves water liquid itself, and its harm swims all over the body.
In Koumoto's case, he suddenly had a symptom one day, but what happened?
We have to see if it's possible for everyone!
One day, he was about to go to work, but he went to work.
Then, his eyes became blurry and he couldn't see anything during the recording.
This is bad.
When we finished the first recording in Japan, I was already sweating a little and said it was hard,
but his eyes became blurry and he couldn't eat any gyoza.
This is bad.
You can't learn how to eat gyoza!
I can't?
I can't eat gyoza!
I'm not an MC!
Of course you can't!
Why is it blurry?
I don't know why.
Who eats gyoza?
You!
I don't care about gyoza!
Why is it blurry?
First of all, it's high temperature, so it's blurry.
Second of all, it's low blood pressure, so it's blurry.
I'm panicking!
It seems that Mr. Komoto went to the hospital that day.
And the doctor told him to visit his family early.
Oh no!
Isn't it this time of year?
That's right!
So I was panicking and I lost my mind.
I thought I was going to die!
Is it that serious?
It depends on the degree of injury, but in the case of serious injury, the mortality rate is very low.
I see.
That's why the doctor said it could be dangerous.
And he told his family.
It was really bad.
When I got better, I heard that the fat percentage exceeded 33%.
So it was possible that it was more than 30%.
That's why I called my family.
What?
Is it true?
You should have called your family.
No, no.
I'm kidding.
This is what happens when you're kidding.
Would you like me to show you?
I'm kidding.
Who are you?
I'm kidding.
You look like a battlefield cameraman.
Because of someone, it's too late to go to the hospital, isn't it?
This is "Nuru Nuru Otsumo" by TVS.
There is a video of that time, so please take a look at this.
Here is the scene of the problem that caused Komoto to postpone his performance of "Suien no Hakkaku".
"Nuru Nuru Otsumo" is a special program of the TVS All- Star Appreciation Festival.
In fact, this is a program that is more severe than it looks, which is attacked by muscle pain for several days.
Among them, the most popular card is a battle between Komoto and Ogawa Naoya.
Ogawa is a man who has a lot of weight.
He is a man who has a lot of weight.
After that, the hard fight continued.
The match is finally coming to an end.
Even though he won the match, Koumoto, who had muscle pain all over his body in this match, did not notice the water smoke because of the pain.
Today is October 2nd, which is the day of Thanksgiving, and June 6th is the day of Christmas, so there is a lot of muscle pain.
Including that, I would like to dig up why Koumoto became water-sick, but the biggest cause is alcohol.
Here is how much Koumoto drank before his death.
One or two beers, plus ten shots of shochu, seven times a week, every day.
- How much is this? - It's not that big of a deal.
- If you drink it for three hours, it becomes like this. - Because you drink shochu with water, you can drink up to ten shots of it.
- Did you split the shochu with water? - Yes, I split the shochu with water.
- Where did you put it? - I split it in the oolong tea.
You split it in the oolong tea!
The cause of drinking a lot of alcohol was perhaps Linkern.
That's why we prepared this video. Please watch it.
The biggest cause of Koumoto's drowning is alcohol.
In fact, in the past of Lincern...
There were some plans that prevented Koumoto from drinking burnt alcohol.
Are you stupid?!
You were fine back in the day.
In the corner where young comedians whisper their requests for the show...
What did Koumoto bring with him with confidence?
- An ultra-soul contest. - This mysterious plan...
You will express your ultra-soul with only your face and body.
- What about mouth bombs? - Mouth bombs are no good at all.
Koumoto's mysterious new plan...
Let's have him do it right away!
Let's have Koumoto do it right away!
Koumoto ended up in a strange mood.
Tonight, Koumoto will...
This is it! This is it!
This project has been a lot of work.
Kimura Yuuichi, the general manager of the entertainment committee, and Kyanine Amano were determined to defeat this project.
Please!
Yes, first of all, it's not a normal thing to take it out.
It's amazing.
This time, I'm free, so I'd like you to do it yourself.
I'm free to do whatever I want.
Hey, move your hands!
And the best show off, Yukiride?
Ah, Mizukiride!
Sensei, Yukiride!
And the result of the match is...
Please show it!
You don't need it at all, do you?
Tonight, Koumoto will drink.
If this happens, only comedians will drink.
- Ultra soul is self-destructive. - Yes, ultra soul is self-destructive.
Koumoto has become a water source because of drinking too much.
One point from his crazy eating habits in the past.
Now, he is forced to eat severely.
And now...
Even now, Koumoto continues strict diet restrictions.
There are things you can eat and things you can't eat.
First of all, you can eat udon, soba, tofu, tuna, red meat, and black tea.
You can't eat beef, Chinese noodles, kimchi, tuna, fatty tuna, and coffee.
- Is that so? - Fatty food is no good.
Even now, Koumoto only eats rice and side dishes.
- That's right. - Chinese food is no good.
There is nothing you can eat in Chinese food.
- You can only eat white rice and eggs. - You can only eat Chinese food.
It's sad, but I feel like I'm going to cry when I think about it.
- You can't help it. - You can't help it.
- Will you continue like this for the rest of your life? - Basically, yes.
- For the rest of your life? - Yes.
Think about it. Even now, you don't eat a lot of ramen.
- That's right. - Really?
- You can't eat ramen for the rest of your life? - For the rest of your life.
The water content in the noodles isn't good for your digestive system.
So, you can't eat udon or soba.
- Is yellow noodles okay? - You can't eat ramen for the rest of your life?
- Why do you compromise? - Why do you compromise?
Koumoto says goodbye to his favorite ramen.
Then, what is the preventive measure against this from happening?
1. Make a water-absorbent fire.
2. Exercise.
3. Quit being an entertainer.
On April Fool's Day, at Akasaka TBS' studio...
The entertainers, who were trying to film a new project that would make them more nervous than usual...
All of them look anxious.
What could this new project be?
NARODO KYOKAN GET!
Among the new discoveries in everyday life,
one by one, one by one, on the red carpet,
they want us to sympathize with them and announce their appearance.
Depending on how much the panelist thinks "NARODO KYOKAN GET!",
one panelist will get five full marks and be judged.
For entertainers who got two full marks and a full sympathy,
they will get an additional bonus.
And once again,
the guests who will judge whether or not they can sympathize with us this time are these people.
Kana-san, the guest, will appear in the drama "I'll Propose to You Again".
She lost her memory due to illness and is trying to regain love again.
"Sympathizer" will air Friday night at 10 pm.
Shall we watch it now?
Yes.
Wow, is it faster to watch it now?
Yes.
The first sympathizer will be this person.
The second sympathizer will be this person.
Well, I think this will naturally happen in the environment, but...
Fushigi-chan's family is definitely rich.
(A fan)
You can buy this for a lot of money.
Because she is Chiaki.
Gansou Fushigi-chan is Chiaki.
She is a very rich daughter.
Yes, she is.
Her father is a big president.
Yes, he is.
How about your family, Rolando?
Well, my father has a little more money than usual.
A little only.
I don't know. Maybe there are no other rich people around.
Let's go to the next person!
The next sympathy getter is this person!
Forgotten tsukkomi, Kanto's tsukkomi king, Tamazu Mimura!
When you wear white clothes, you always eat curry udon.
Surprisingly, sometimes you wear black clothes.
Sometimes you wear checkered clothes.
(laughter and applause)
Well, that's true.
(laughter and applause)
How about you, Katsuki-san?
I agree with you.
This project is just perfect.
I see.
I'll introduce you from now on.
It's a direct hit.
I see.
I'm glad you like it.
(laughter and applause)
With Mimura's jokes, the entertainers' tension has finally softened.
Our next sympathy getter is this person.
F-Zail has too much sense of justice!
No, this is the image and sense of justice that women feel.
No, you're like that!
What do you think?
Hmm, I don't know at all, so I chose three.
Now, let's move on to the next one!
The next sympathizer getter is this person!
The man who failed to change his voice, Slim Cleven Maeda!
When I'm walking down the street,
I'm curious about the management of the boutique where there are few people.
I always think about it.
I see.
You know, there are shops selling strange clothes.
I see, I see.
Who will buy it?
I see, I see.
Why can't it be crushed?
Some shops have it all.
Sometimes, a high-class company stops in front of me and my father comes down.
I see, I see.
A woman suddenly comes down.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
The next sympathizer is this person.
Food specialist, Laser Ramon R. Shin!
There's a curry shop where real foreigners somehow appear, right?
In that curry shop's kitchen...
Foreigners tend to have little fights with each other.
Also, recently, stray dogs have decreased!
Ah! What should I do?
I don't think it's important.
It's late even if you come out.
That's right!
But when did you start working in a beef restaurant?
I was working part-time in a Thai restaurant.
I see.
At that time, the Thai chef couldn't speak Japanese.
We almost fought.
10,000 yen.
9,000 yen.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...
9,000 yen in return.
Do you need this clip?
Everyone is so happy, but Chris has zero.
I used to work part-time, but when I stand in the cash register, I can't go home unless I get one yen.
I see.
That's why I say I'll get one, but it's decided and calculated with everyone.
But the value is like a gyodai song now, and we have to wait for it.
Why do we have to wait for it? There must be a better way.
Let me meet you.
I can't look at you.
You're amazing.
The next sympathizer getter is this person.
Female sympathizer getter, Cain Wood Suzuki!
I think...
A woman who doesn't completely remove the lid of her cup noodles...
Will put on her bra and have sex!
I can't believe it's all a joke and I have no sympathy for it!
Once again, there is an uneasy atmosphere in the fight.
What?! Are you serious?!
Isn't it the opposite?
A man who doesn't completely remove the lid of a cup of ramen doesn't remove his bra and has sex because he's lazy.
She's sharp!
Kana, don't shake me with your eyes!
I don't know what basis you're using!
No, that's right! It's something I want you to sympathize with, Udo-chan!
Gotcha!
It's fine. It's fine, it's fine.
That's what I want to do.
The next sympathizer getter is this person!
Please sympathize with this person from Brazil!
Savannah Yaguim!
People say that my clothes are really ugly,
but I think it's worse for people who wear ugly clothes or people who shoot.
Yes, sometimes when I look out of the shop window, I see a lot of ugly clothes lined up and I think, "There are people who buy this."
And my dad buys it, too.
No, I thought I could get a little more incentive.
The next incentive getter is this person.
Yes, please!
The next incentive getter is this person with long hair.
Um, if you don't sleep at night, your hair grows faster.
I see.
That's why I think a lot of people have long hair and don't sleep at night.
That's not it!
The best sympathy getter is this person!
An airplane pilot has to be quite manly in order to fall.
What a shot!
In the past, you know, Yokoyama Yasushi-san used to yawn a lot.
He got angry and sat in the cockpit.
What are you talking about?
I'm relieved. He is a good man.
I see.
It's difficult.
After this, Matsumoto went back to the carpet.
Will Matsumoto get full marks with sympathy words?
With valuable opinions from viewers, we aim to create better programs.
"Weekly Lincoln Review".
Good evening.
It's time for "Weekly Lincoln Review".
This week, we will introduce the opinions of viewers.
First of all, we will have a discussion forum where eight people will lead the correct answer about a topic.
We will have a discussion forum where eight people will lead the correct answer about a topic.
It's good to have a break in the morning.
We will have a discussion forum where eight people will lead the correct answer about a topic.
We like "It's correct until morning" and watch it a lot.
However, we get angry at Mr. Ootake's answer every time.
I think it's Mr. Ootake's special funny answer for "It's correct until morning".
However, it should be a rule to give an answer that everyone can accept.
Even if you show a difference of taste in answers, it can't be helped.
"It's correct until morning" is fine, but what if you take it simply and seriously?
Don't say it like "It's correct until morning".
"It's correct until morning" is fine, but what if you take it simply and seriously?
This time, we will introduce some of Otake-san's answers that viewers pointed out.
First, "a fashionable hobby that starts with 's' is surfing," but Otake-san answered "drawing on a plate."
"éntourdage!", "étourdage!", "étourdage!", "étourdage!"
"A fashionable hobby that starts with 's' is porgy," "potatoes", "sushi", "meat", "potatoes"
It can only happen when it doesn't float, actually.
"yolo", "yolo"!
Ah, but "étourdage!"
What is "shul" anyway?
"Shul" is fine, but...
What do you think about it, Mr. Montake?
I'm thinking about it and doing it properly.
But you used "shul" in a different place.
That game is different.
I'm not using "shul" there.
You're not using "shul" here, are you?
Do you use your favorite phrases in other programs?
I don't!
That's not "shul"!
Regarding this matter, we will work to improve it in the future.
Thank you for your valuable opinions.
Let's move on to the next viewer's question.
It is an opinion for the program participants.
It is an opinion of a woman in her 30s.
At sports events, when Matsumoto-san becomes thin- skinned, there is something that worries me.
It is that firm muscle.
What is the intention of that muscle?
To be honest with us human beings watching this program, we have no interest in the bodies of people in their 50s.
What is Matsumoto-san's intention in building up his body?
Matsumoto-san, what do you think of Matsumoto- san's opinion?
Well, I don't know...
I decided to go to the gym.
Well, it doesn't matter where you go.
That's good.
It's easier for me to work out than for others.
But you work out too much and you're broken.
That's right.
And you have to have basic physical strength for it.
For work?
That's right. It's a pattern of forward behavior for work.
I see. But it doesn't reach the viewers, does it?
That's right.
They're wondering where you're going, aren't they?
If that's the case, I have no choice but to bow my head and apologize.
He's bowing his head.
If you're trying to work out, you have to work out.
You have to exercise.
I think you'll get to that point.
However, as I said earlier, you're broken and you're in a bit of trouble.
You have to work out.
I don't think you should think about it like that.
You're going too far.
What do you think?
It's a tough opinion.
Could you bring me a barricade?
All you have to do is bow your head.
Viewers, thank you very much for your valuable opinion of the program.
We would like you to agree with us on this theory.
However, there is no winner of the Miracle of Full Sky Great Instructor. A tough battle continues.
This is difficult.
Will there be a Miracle of Full Sky Great Instructor?
Let's move on to the next person!
The next Instructor Getter is this person!
Infinite All-All Specialist, Laser Ramon R.G.!
Recently, the toilet is so convenient and stylish that the button arrangement and design are amazing that I don't know where to put the kanji button.
Also, the scales of the fish in the south are big, aren't they?
All right! All right!
All right! I'm happy! I'm really happy!
How about you, girl? It's a perfect score!
You know, in women's toilets, there are things like "turn off the sound" and stuff like that.
I see, I see.
Those and automatic ones... I don't know which one is which...
I see, I see.
Or it's attached to the back...
I see! I also searched for it for about ten minutes yesterday!
I know!
You searched for it a lot!
Ten minutes?!
You're a genius!
All right, let's go! I'm glad we arrived!
A perfect score for Brazilians, too!
Savannaia Gin!
I think many of you are listening to iPods on the train,
but how about sending even more things like missiles and sazans to the train?
They are usually very useful, but...
Before the Slim Club, which failed to change their voice...
Um...
When I was a kid,
I went to my friend's house to play,
and when my friend's mother was smoking,
I got nervous.
Especially my thin mother.
It's a joke, isn't it?
Not at all.
In a little heavy atmosphere, Mr. Matsumoto goes back to the carpet.
Let's go to the next trick.
Downtown Mr. Matsumoto, full of will and empathy.
Let's go to the next trick.
The next trick of empathy getter is this person.
Here you go.
In heavy air, can Mr. Matsumoto cause empathy storm?
We, the actors, the audience, the panelists and the staff,
have not fully grasped this project yet.
Are you alright?
You've gone a little too far, haven't you?
Oh, Ms. Nishikawa, what about you?
Huh? Haven't you grasped it yet?
Are you serious?!
Huh? Haven't you grasped it yet?
At least for me, I've grasped it already.
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