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2011 General Election!
Tonight is a big talk festival for comedians who took a break this year!
Let's see how accurate you are!
2011 Comedian Grand Prix. Next year, I will be there too!
Imai-san doesn't practice at all now.
You two are going around all of a sudden.
It's our first time seeing each other.
It's like a unison.
First of all, how do you like it?
I want to do it by myself this time,
but they're telling me to do it together, so it's a waste of time.
In 2011, a new star was born in the entertainment world.
Among them, Ogie and Hagi will introduce the members who have been selected in detail.
In addition, we will reveal the faces of the break comedians who have become this year's faces.
In addition, yesterday, Kizuna was chosen for this year's kanji team.
Just like that,
regular people will come up with kanji characters that represent the comedians who have come.
What kind of kanji characters will each of the break comedians present this year?
Now, let's welcome them!
These people!
They're having a big party!
Shantan has made a big hit with "shallot"!
Oriental Radio's Fujimori-san!
Oriental Radio's Fujimori-san's new song "kawaii ne" which was a big hit with "shallot" has been nominated for popular language and is very popular with young people now!
Well then, everyone! Shall we start right away?
Yes! Well then, let's go!
Thank you!
Understood! Let's go!
Ogiboard, come on!
Cool!
I want to see something like this!
Ah, that's right!
It's sensitive and this kind of thing is not enough!
Everyone, viewers love things like this!
Ah, I see!
Yes! Then, shall we go?
Yes!
Fujimori-shingo, self-evaluation for this year!
Out of 100, 80 points!
Ah, it's high!
Out of 100, 80 points!
I think it's about 80 points.
Why is it 80 points?
No, it was a very convincing year for me.
After all, compared to the first year...
It was like "kawaii ne"
Compared to that time, I think it wasn't up to that level.
Certainly!
The moment when all programs changed to "oridaji"
Ah, it's like "osero"
This is because tuning doesn't fit anymore.
It's because it's a radio!
Well then, shall we continue?
Yes! This year's "break free" is not half bad!
kosetsu
Yes, I'm sorry!
This is unique to "charao", isn't it?
In "roppongi" club, the number of MCs increased!
It increased!
Really?
Yes!
You don't really do it, do you?
I've heard of it.
What do you mean?
Well...
It usually starts at about 12 o'clock.
In "roppongi" club sales.
And at about 2 o'clock, when the bath is warmest, Fujimori-shingo will do it.
It's like a "dj booth", isn't it?
He will stand there and liven up the bath.
shikurugi-su
"shikurugi-su" or "agepoyo-su" is just his job.
That's right!
In "kosetsu" club, there is no stress.
That's right!
It's good!
It's good, isn't it?
It's really good!
It's good, isn't it?
"You're cute, aren't you?" is nominated for best foreign language.
Yes, thank you very much.
What kind of saying is it?
What kind of correct saying is it?
Are you watching, Rin-chan?
You're cute, aren't you?
Amazing!
What do you think it is?
It's true!
It's really true!
But I don't like it when you say it like that!
Honestly, in this year's TV show, it's not good if you say it like that.
It's not good.
You can't say it like that.
You can't say it like that, Mimura-san.
Look at this, Mimura-san.
It's been four months.
Yes.
Stand up!
Are you watching, Rin-chan?
You're cute, aren't you?
It's about 60 points.
You need to raise the tone a little more.
Matsumoto-san, do you want to try it?
Are you watching, Rin-chan?
Her voice is amazing.
Miyasako-san is amazing.
Miyasako-san has Miyasako-ness.
Her voice is probably the closest to my voice.
Her voice is higher.
I want her voice to bounce higher.
Let's make it bounce higher.
Are you watching, Rin-chan?
I did it in a blink of an eye.
But in the end, it was Amano-san.
I don't know what you're talking about!
But in the end, it was Amano-san.
I've already said what I was going to say!
But in the end, it was Amano-san.
I'm really nervous, so please react.
Are you watching, Rin-chan?
I'm going to die! I'm going to die!
I can't speak!
Amano-san, can you pull me out of here?
I can't speak! I can't speak!
I wish you'd do it higher up.
Let's go, let's go.
Oh, there's this! "Ogi Check"!
"Ogi Check"! There's a lot of ogi! Look it up!
Over the past year, "Ogi" has thoroughly researched the hidden faces of...
...break entertainers who have appeared on TV all year long!
Let's go! And this is "Ogi Check"!
They're not fake! They're genuine!
They're genuine!
They're not fake!
They're genuine!
They're genuine, serious, and dedicated!
"Ogi Check" is a result of "Ogi"'s research.
They really were fake!
Thank you very much!
I look it up too, don't I?
You did!
I'd like you to fill in for "Ogi Check" more and more.
You'd like me to do it, wouldn't you?
Fan! "Ayaman Japan"!
"Ayaman Japan"! "Just do it!"
Seriously? Seriously?
Seriously?
Are you serious?
Seriously?
Wait a minute.
These words are too vague.
All of you.
If it's you, it's Charai.
No, no, no.
It's not related, of course.
It's not, but we've been working together for a while now.
And?
What do you mean by "cooperation is prohibited"?
It's not prohibited, but...
In a way, it's thanks to AYAMAN JAPAN...
That's right.
I'm very grateful.
Thanks to AYAMAN JAPAN in 2011, I'm very grateful.
But when we work together like this...
It doesn't work out.
Are you serious?
He's serious!
I've said "it doesn't work out" on TV twice.
But when we work together...
Fujimori says "do something!"
But I can't do it with my arms.
So I lowered my head and said...
Can you not work together anymore?
Because you're different from each other.
It's okay for me to sing and do other things...
But you took a step forward and did it, didn't you?
No, I didn't!
I can't do it!
If you do it, you'll do it with all your might!
I know you'll do it!
And?
And...
Yes!
"BOW SHABEKURI 7" show...
I've said it!
"The Legend of the Underworld"!
This was amazing!
This "BOW SHABEKURI 7" show aired in April...
At that time, "the celebrities you want to meet"...
"the celebrities who are cute with their eyes rolled up"...
All of them went viral!
"BOW SHABEKURI 7" was almost a P!
It's a good one!
You can't say that!
A lot of people didn't watch the show at the time...
So...
Is it okay for me to say it?
What?
What did you mean by that?
You can't say that!
"the celebrities you want to meet"...
It's amazing!
You'll get in trouble!
But you can't say it with this show...
You can say "the celebrities you want to meet"...
You can say it!
I'm curious about this...
"the celebrities you want to meet"...
You can't say that, can you?
You can't say it!
You saw it, didn't you?
It's not like I did something...
You saw it, didn't you?
You stayed at home and...
You were naked.
Who was naked and cute?
Let's do a prank.
If you say it in a funny way...
If you say it in a funny way in front of the camera, it'll be funny.
Is there a funny way?
If you say it in a funny way, it'll be funny.
It'll be funny.
Okay, one more question, please.
Who was naked and cute?
Yes, it's...
Wait a minute!
It's not funny!
If you say it in a funny way, it'll be funny.
I saw it in a funny way.
You saw it in a funny way, didn't you?
If you say it in a funny way, it'll be funny.
Stop it!
There are many entertainers who hang out with girls.
Except Fujimori...
Who do you hate most as a woman?
As a woman?
As a woman.
As a woman?
You always see her.
She hangs out with guys.
She doesn't have that image, but...
She was there.
Okay, one more question!
Okay, okay, okay!
She doesn't have that image, but...
Who is Fujimori's favorite female talent?
Okay, nice question!
It's...
It's close.
What?
It was a little off.
It's close! It's close!
Close, isn't it?
I was surprised just now.
I was a little surprised.
Yes.
A great thing happened.
I'm glad you ran away a little more, but what?
You're glad we ran away?
That's right!
I said it! I said it! What are you accusing me of?
You're not good at this!
Don't aim for the goal.
I said you shouldn't aim for the middle.
You shouldn't aim for the middle!
In addition, we also heard from people who know a lot about this charao Fujimori,
so please take a look at this.
This story is about Junichi Koumoto, who Fujimori treats like an older brother.
I'm quite stoic when it comes to "charao".
But in order to do that, I spend a lot of time on "charao".
I spend a lot of time on "charao" when I was young.
Even if I put "charao" in between songs of AKB,
"charao" has become a boom in karaoke now.
I've been thinking about it for about a week.
It takes a lot of time.
It's like making meat.
He's not free and he's busy.
He always comes to Toshi-chan's karaoke.
It seems like he has "charao" in his head.
I'm embarrassed to say it, but...
When I'm asked to put "charao" in between songs of AKB,
my "charao" face is really...
I can't do it unless it's something I've prepared.
But when I was suddenly asked to put "charao" in between songs of AKB,
I put "charao" in between songs of AKB.
And people said, "Isn't that AKB?"
I can't be "charao" without trying.
I always say that there is no real "charao".
I make it up from scratch.
"That's "charao"," I say like that, but...
I've confirmed it many times that I'm "charao".
That's "charao", isn't it?
That's all from Koumoto.
"Charao" for the first time.
"Diginesu charao" is okay, right?
"Diginesu charao" is not "charao".
"Diginesu charao" is...
I can't think of it.
He said it.
Even though they know "fujimori" is "charao" and "doko" is "stoic"...
The team members think of kanji characters that represent "fujimori".
What are those kanji characters?
Have you decided?
We've decided.
There are many kinds of kanji characters.
Look it up carefully.
This is a trick question for Ishiba-sensei.
Ishiba-sensei will give it to you.
Thank you very much.
It's convincing.
I see.
Is it okay?
If you go that far, you're one step ahead of the others.
No, it's not like that.
I've finished writing it.
What is it?
It's good words.
Let me announce it.
Here is this year's kanji for "fujimori".
What is it?
You're lying!
Let's check it out!
Let me announce it!
Here is this year's chairman of Fujimori and Shingo!
It's you!
You're good!
Why is it a fake?!
What's a fake?!
It's a fake.
In the end...
You worked so hard and got fooled by a fake...
What's this?!
By the way, what do you think of this?
Next year...
Lincoln...
Fujimori...
Shingo...
Matsumoto-san...
Do you have any ideas?
We have to find the next character!
That's right!
Do you have any ideas?
Like, "Let's go with this next!"
Well...
People say that a lot these days...
So I'm thinking of studying it!
Study?!
Study politics!
Oh!
The opposite!
Studying is good for you, too!
You have to study more than that!
I heard that you were walking in the same direction as your teacher!
What?!
I didn't know about that!
Fujimori got a fake character!
Please continue to support us in 2012!
Next up is this person!
I'll make it in time for summer...
It's you!
Powerful!
The second entertainer is...
Amemiya, who made a big break with "Happy New Year"!
Amemiya, who made a big break with the R-1 Grand Prix semi-final!
What is the face of the entertainer who changed his life the most in 2011?
Okay, Ogi-san...
That's right!
Right?!
Let's go check out Amemiya!
Let's go!
Ogi-boat, come on!
His way of taking things is good!
Let's go check out Amemiya's self-evaluation for this year!
Out of 100 points, it's you!
- 70 points? - Well, if you're being humble, it's 70 points.
- Why 70 points? - Well, it's about 70 points...
The first show I was allowed to appear on was...
Amemiya was the MC of that show.
- It was a show about comedians. - Yes, yes.
- It was a show about comedians... - Yes, it was.
...and it didn't feel very interesting.
- I got a little depressed during the show. - Yes, yes.
- I think that's a minus 30 points. - Minus 30 points?
- 30 points is a huge influence! - I think everyone forgot about it.
- I think everyone forgot about it.
I was very nervous, and I think everyone is nervous now.
- It's refreshing. - It's refreshing.
- And? - And let's move on.
- This year's show isn't half bad. - That's right.
- Let's check it out. - Yes!
Super famous show "Hey! Hey! Hey!"'s regular fighters.
- That's right. - That's right.
- It's almost regular. - You're going to Hawaii with this, right?
- Yes. - It's a VTR appearance...
...but if Amemiya is there, the audience will be quite big.
- I really admire you, Matsumoto-san and Dantan - san. - Yes.
- I'm really happy you're making this show together. - We're making it together!
- Serious! - We're making it together.
- There's no comedian who's become a comedian. - No, no, no.
- No, no, I haven't heard of it. - No, no, I haven't heard of it.
- I really admire you, Matsumoto-san and Dantan - san. - No, no, I haven't heard of it.
- I'm happy you're making this show together. - You're so humble!
- It's a pleasant high school. - It's a pleasant high school.
- I'm afraid of it. - It's a difficult show.
- No, there's still more. - There's more?
- There's more. - Oh, we're still checking out more?
- That's the real behind-the-scenes. - That's right.
- That's what we've been doing. - Yes.
Checking out!
- 2011 has changed. - What has changed?
- Here it is!
- Saizeriya has graduated. - Ah, that's right.
- Going to Saizeriya is... - It's amazing. We say "Saizeriya", but people who go there say "Saizeriya"!
- Saizeriya... - Go to Saizeriya and drink wine. - Going to Saizeriya and drinking wine was the greatest luxury with my wife.
- That's why I can go to a bar with my wife this year. - I see.
- It's a treat! - It's a treat for my wife.
- The beauty salon has changed, hasn't it? - Yes, it has.
- It's changed. - I used to go to a beauty salon about 2,000 yen away from here in Matsudo.
- But now I can go to a nice salon around Omotesando. - It's changed.
- It's changed, hasn't it?
- They do this for free. - What?!
- Oh, now it's the other way around. - They say "Hey, hey, hey, we're watching you."
- I think they're doing it with Matsumoto-san. - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- You're like a founding member of a band. - Thank you!
- You're making it up. - I'm making it up.
- That's what I like about it. - Next.
- The location has changed. - What do you mean?
- At first, I used to go to Saitama. - I see.
- Then I went to Saitama and went to Saitama Barashi. - Barashi.
- I see. - Now I can go to Korea.
- You're lucky. - It's not about luck.
- You made it into the show, didn't you? - No, I'm doing it for the third time this year.
- Oh, you're doing it for the show. - You mean you're going to be on the show?
- It's a well-paid show. - No, I'm going to be on it with Matsumoto-san.
- I can say "Hey, hey, hey", can't I? - That feels good.
- He's riding a car. - Hey!
- It's better than riding a car. - It feels so good.
New York also took advantage of it.
New York?
I've never heard of it.
I was able to work with Mr. Matsumoto, whom I respect, and Mr. Heigei, whom I've been working with for a long time!
He's a nice guy!
Stop it!
You're making me feel uncomfortable!
Stop it!
You're making me feel uncomfortable!
Stop it!
You were the best!
By the way...
Max Gesch is...
Max Seishun.
Max Seishun is Max Seishun.
I'm in a bad mood.
You like him, don't you? You like him the best, don't you?
Don't you want to hear this?
I do.
Do you want me to say it?
I do.
Well...
It's...
This is amazing!
Thank you very much!
I thought it would be a little lower, but it's quite high.
You're serious.
Well, I respect both of you!
Please work with Mr. Matsumoto!
Stop it!
You're making me feel uncomfortable!
Stop it!
You're making me feel uncomfortable!
In addition, Amemiya will release a new song for next year's 2012 competition!
I'm Amemiya.
When I see various words in the city, I can't help but sing.
For example, a baby hippo was born in this zoo.
I'm sure there was such a story behind these words.
There are more and more cute idols in this zoo.
I'm afraid of love.
It is also true, but a baby hippo was born.
I have always thought that the keeper's daughter was the director's lover.
I found out, but a baby hippo was born.
I cried and tore it up. I couldn't give it to you.
A baby hippo was born.
The more I try to forget, the more my love grows.
A baby hippo was born.
Don't give it up.
If I make you happy, I don't have the courage to confess.
Why do you cry?
A baby hippo was born.
Strongly living in development and sculpture.
We teach all children what we should know.
Good song, good song.
Shunshi and Matsumoto made Amemiya feel good.
How will the four of them express it in one word?
This is Amemiya's feeling for this year!
It's cool.
But it's cool.
I can't read it.
You can't read it?
Why?
What is it?
The show that helped you the most.
That's right.
It's "Hey!"
Peaceful.
And his humility.
Humility, yes.
Peaceful.
He has a flat feeling.
His last name is also a mercenary.
See?
There are three of them.
"Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!"
I'm glad I got caught.
All of them?
I respect you.
Nice!
Nice to meet you, too.
"Horror Theory." "Is it correct until morning?"
This is a debate in which eight people lead the correct answer about a certain era.
What kind of correct answer will be thrown out tonight?
"Yes." "Absolutely not."
What starts with 'ba' is excited.
"Ba?" "Ba?"
"What starts with 'ba' is excited." "What's that?"
"What starts with 'ba' is excited." "This is difficult."
"I don't know." "Amono, you were fast."
Maybe it's only me who doesn't know.
"Birthday party." "I see."
I see.
Maybe it's only you who doesn't know.
At this timing...
Paracounter.
Isn't it popular?
Maybe it's only me who doesn't know.
Maybe it's only you who doesn't know.
Paracounter is exciting.
At this timing, why did you throw it out?
Absolutely not.
No, if you go to the interior of the apartment and there is a bar counter, you will be excited.
Udon!
This is it!
Delicious!
Udon is delicious!
Yes, I'm confident of this!
Behind the bike!
I want to ride it for a moment, but it's scary to ride behind it.
It's scary, so I'm excited.
Yes!
Will Baken hit it?
This will definitely go up by anyone.
Either way, it will definitely go up.
Baken won't hit this one.
This is it!
The fight is over!
Yes!
Yes, that's it!
I'm sorry, but I won't hold back.
I won't hold back.
I won't let go of the bike.
I'm sorry, but I won't hold back.
I've had this since I was a kid.
Match!
This is the hardest one.
This is the fastest one so far.
This is it!
Banzai!
What?
No, no, no.
You have to get excited first!
Such a stupid joke!
It's a joke!
You have to get excited first!
You're annoying!
Wow, this is a good show!
"Bacchanus" is a good word.
It's very cool.
"Bacchanus" is a great word.
You're good at talking.
But if you don't say "Bacchanus",
I think it's "Bacchanus"
You're not gonna say it!
I'm not gonna say it!
Then you guys are banned from "Bar Counter" as well!
You won't be able to sit in "Bar Counter" forever!
Why do you say that?
I've been doing "Bacchanus" for a lifetime!
Can you chew "Bacchanus" without standing up?
"Bacchanus"!!
What makes you excited when you watch "Bar"?
The correct answer is "buffaloes".
Shall we go? Next question, please!
"Sa" begins with "kirei na jyukujo geinoujin wa".
"Sa"! "Sa"!
How old is "jyukujo" again?
I don't know.
Kudo-chan, how old is "jyukujo" again?
I think it's in the forties.
Oh, it's in the forties.
Can I say it?
It's in the forties.
But "Sa" and "mon" are really...
I don't know.
I know. I'm in a good position.
The correct answer is "hitori".
Isn't it "hitori"?
What?
I'm in a good position.
Let's go.
Let's start with Udo-chan.
Yes.
"Satsumidori-san" is in the first place.
Oh, I see.
You're in a good position, Satsumidori-san.
Udo-chan said he's in the forties.
He's definitely in the forties.
Isn't it in the seventies?
It's in the sixties.
How about you, Nimura-san?
It's like that for me, but...
Hanaki-bara Ikuei-san.
She's already in her teens.
She's healthy.
So, I don't have many seniors who say "be sexy".
You don't say it, but you're healthy.
I don't say it much.
How about you, Miyasako?
For me...
Saito Keiko-san.
I know her.
She's beautiful.
Saito Keiko-san.
Saito Keiko-san is very beautiful.
She's quite tall.
How about you, Ootake?
She's very beautiful.
Satai Wakako.
I didn't buy it.
But I like it.
I'll show you.
Saotome Ai.
I miss it.
I'm excited.
I went to a good place.
I like it.
I went to a good place.
I like it.
Sawabuchi Yasuko.
I like it.
Did you say you were in your fifties?
No, I didn't.
I'm in my forties.
Shut up!
I'm in my forties.
Don't lie!
I'm in my fifties.
No way!
I'm number one.
I'm in my forties.
I'm younger than you.
This is the worst answer.
You're the only one who's right.
Satsuki Midori.
"Jukujo B".
Do you know this song?
Yes, I know it.
I'm Jukujo.
"Ta" starts with "kirei na jukujo genoujin".
The answer is Satsuki Midori.
I'd like you to introduce the entertainer who had a break in 2011.
Who is the next entertainer who had a break in 2011?
The next entertainer is him!
Who is it?
Thank you very much.
The third entertainer of this year is Kojima of Anjya City.
Thank you very much.
I don't know you two.
You two are breaking up, aren't you?
Are you Mr. Tanaka?
Who is Mr. Tanaka?
You are scary.
You said you are Kojima of Anjya City, didn't you?
Kojima of Anjya City.
I am not Kojima of a pet shop!
I am Kojima of Anjya City!
You are not Kojima of a pet shop!
I am Kojima of Anjya City!
Let's go!
Ouch!
Let's go!
I will give you all at once.
One by one, please.
I have something to say one by one.
Really? Let's go!
Self-evaluation of this year.
It's high!
It's high for everyone!
It's obvious that it's high this year.
It's obvious?
It's obvious, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I think it's about 11 or 12 in September.
It's low!
It's low even in September.
But I don't have such an image.
I worked with you in the second half of the year.
You don't know me, do you?
I don't know you.
You don't know me, do you?
You came here this year, didn't you?
About WATABEI...
About various things...
Do you always appear in "what is it"?
I don't appear in "what is it"?
If you say so...
Do you have free time?
It's "what is it", isn't it?
"what is it", isn't it?
It's "what is it", isn't it?
No, it's not.
It's not "what is it", isn't it?
No, it's not.
It's correct.
I was busy.
Because you didn't brake much,
you can tell by looking at this, can't you?
Brake behavior this year is not ordinary.
This is it.
"Mahjong site "Koji Mahjong" explains it.
It looks like you have nothing better to say.
This is...
Among comedians, Mahjong is famous for being strong.
I've heard of it.
I even have a professional qualification.
Yes, a professional qualification.
You can use "suzume" instead of "mahjong".
Suzume...
It's not "suzume", it's not "suzume" for "mahjong".
This is definitely not the main topic.
Wait a minute.
Let's go to the main topic.
I saw this.
Thank you.
In New York, "kojima asobi" was broadcasted.
This is...
Miyasako-san...
This is...
I saw it in the field.
It was interesting.
He said it in the field.
Kojima-san said it?
No, no...
Show me that part.
I didn't say "the field was interesting".
I said "HEY!"
Huh?
No, it's just that...
When Mutapu-san said "kojima asobi", "the field was interesting"...
It's a bit too much, isn't it?
Stop it!
It's a bit too much.
Stop it!
It's a bit too much.
Kojima-san, let's go!
Let's go!
Yes, Obitechi, yes!
With the help of the magazine's materials, we took a survey.
First, this one.
Yes.
What caused the break?
That's why it's this one.
"king of kont"'s live broadcast and...
"lincoln big sports day" matches were held for 2 days in a row.
"king of kont"s live broadcast.
- Scary, scary, scary. - No, no, no.
"King of Conte" was a judge's seat first.
It was a semi-final and we lost and the judges were like this.
Most of the time, it's over even if you shake the entertainer once.
There are a lot of them.
But for "Downtown", he fell in love with them in the first attempt.
- He fell in love? - He shook them three or four times.
- He fell in love? - He fell in love.
- Do you remember? - Scary, scary, scary.
- For "Ask". - For "Ask".
For the first attempt, the top lead finished his story.
For the first attempt.
And the next comment is...
So far, the top lead is the most interesting.
"Isn't it obvious?" It's a kind of funny comment.
And then, "DOWN!" came.
- What? - "DOWN!" came?
- Did it really come? - What happened?
- Did it really come? - Did it really come?
- "DOWN!" came? - It came, it came.
I think he was nervous because of his visibility.
- Do you remember? - That nervousness...
- Are you serious? - Are you nervous?
- He was still nervous. - He was still nervous.
- Are you nervous? - Are you nervous?
As you can see, he is Mr. Kojima now.
We asked someone who knows Mr. Kojima well.
- Let's take a look. - Yes.
The person we asked is...
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Kojima's junior, Drunk Dragon's Taku Suzuki.
- Taku. - Taku.
Well...
Has your income increased a lot?
I eat food at a high price.
I eat high-priced food as much as I can.
The taste doesn't matter.
Cheap food is bad.
High-priced food is delicious.
What do you think of your income?
I have never seen such a person.
He is so stoic, but he is always at the bottom.
What do you mean "at the bottom"?
He has finally come out of the bottom.
He is one of the members of the human history fairy tale.
Everyone around us is called "human history's Hitoshi Matsumoto".
He has come out of the bottom.
He has finally come out of the bottom.
Human history's Hitoshi Matsumoto.
That's all for Suzuki Taku's story about "kojima".
I'm like Yoshimoto's "kojima".
Shall we move on to the next story?
Here is the next story.
"Siberian version of 'kojima' has left its mark".
"In 2012, he released a funny version of 'kojima'".
"This person can do it properly".
If you can do it properly, you are strong, right?
Is there such a one-shot game?
There is no one-shot game, but...
Do something! What is it?
It's too complicated!
Do something because you're free!
I probably don't watch it that much, but...
At least watch it!
You don't have to be scared!
If you're scared, let me enjoy it!
"Don't say "let me enjoy it"!"
Anyway, it's easy to do like this if you get a topic.
Topic?
Like a dictionary.
Oh, let's go to the dictionary.
Slippery version, right?
Slippery version is good, right?
Yes.
Understood.
One-shot gag dictionary! Slippery version!
Whoa! I was suddenly handed this, but what should I do?!
I'm nervous and I'm sweating! Dictionary dictionary!
It was slippery version!
Slippery version.
As expected of Suga.
Sweat dictionary dictionary.
That's perfect for this year, isn't it?
Yes, it's a slippery version.
It's a 2012 version.
It's a funny version.
Funny version.
Okay, then...
Dictionary dictionary one-shot gag!
Laughter version!
If you add this to poop, it's a dictionary!
How about it?!
How much?
How far?
It's not finished yet.
How about it?!
Slippery, slippery, slippery!
Even if you put the dictionary there, slipped, slipped, slipped!
Wandoka-toka-toka-toka!
Wow!
Early.
Yes, yes.
Alright! Alright!
♪ Faahhh ~ ♪
♪ Haaahhh ~ ♪
♪ Is this style of song okay for you? ♪
Not "mmmmmm"!
Not "mmmmm"!
Not "mmmmmm"!
It's already over!
It's over?
Do you want to sleep with me?
That's good! Thank good!
Behind the reality show, Kojima is there!
Stop this!
I'm in a hurry! Stop this!
That's not "please", that's "more"!
That's it!
That's not "please", "more"!
Stop it!
I'm sick of it!
He's sick of it.
We haven't said if we received the version we received, but we will announce the kanji that represents Kojima.
The word is...
Let's announce it!
This is Kojima-san's kanji for this year!
Cool!
"Sanchi", "Sumi"
What does it mean?
Does it mean "the end"?
"Sumu", "Sumasu", "Owaru", "Kimari ga tsuku" is written.
Ah, it's the meaning of the kanji.
That's strange!
You said "korekara kuru", but why did you end it?
Hey, Kojima-san...
You're done for today.
Hey, take your microphone!
It's not over yet! It's just the beginning!
There has to be at least one last connection!
Go and get it yourself!
What?! Do I have to admit this?!
What do you mean "just the beginning"?
I'll get it for you!
Isn't it amazing?
It took him two days to brake!
Two days?!
It took him longer than a senior!
It actually took him about 40 hours!
In this case...
Uni-rebut...
...was provided by these sponsors.
So cool!