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You didn't do it!
One day in November, six people who are a little different from usual appear.
What kind of comment is this?
That's right.
Once a year.
Then...
Something came up.
What is going to happen?
Today's program is for children.
We want to make children happy.
Children can wear their favorite clothes and have fun.
Children can wear clothes?
Children will be happy if they wear clothes.
No one will be happy if you dress like this.
There are many ugly people.
There are also ugly people.
They wear cute clothes and play a fun game.
Are you ready?
Don't be afraid and gather in front of the TV.
"Ugly Girls No. 1 Deciding Match".
Everyone, can you skip because children are watching?
What?
Skip.
You like skipping, don't you?
Skip. Hurry up.
Don't walk like an old man.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Old man, can you hear me?
Old man.
What?
Old man, this way.
I can't hear you, old man.
Don't say it!
I would like you to skip a little more.
This time, for six people,
we have prepared six popular costumes for children.
Since they are all cute costumes,
we will draw lots and decide which one to wear from A to F.
And as a result of fair draw,
each costume will be decided.
What kind of costumes are prepared?
Then, please appear in order.
First of all, Takeyama-san of A, please.
Oh, cute!
You are cute, Takeyama-san!
You are cute as if you could see me.
I can't see you at all.
This is a dog.
But this is a dog where children are very happy.
Can you do a little comical movement?
Oh, cute!
Children are very happy now.
Takeyama's costume is a dog.
His drooping eyes are super cute.
B's Iwao-san.
Ah, how cute!
Ah, Wan-chan, don't take a break!
Please move properly, yes.
Iwao is a pink elephant.
The more you look at him, the cuter he becomes!
C is a photo elephant!
Cute little bear!
His height is 2 meters and 20 centimeters!
He's cute!
He's 2 meters and 20 centimeters tall?
Yes!
Can you show us your cute moves?
That's not cute at all!
Motohara has an unbalanced physique, but on the other hand he's cute!
He's a 2 meters tall little bear!
C is Hamada-san!
Hurry up and come out!
D is Hamada-san!
Hurry up and come out!
Are you okay?
Hamada-san, watch out!
Watch out, Hamada-san!
Can you stand properly?
I can't see you!
I can see you from here!
I can't see you at all!
Hamada-san, since you're a dragon, you'll be crowned king of 2012!
What's with this hand?
But it's cute!
It's cute that you're going against what you're told!
You're the one who said it!
It's so cute!
Hamada will be a dragon next year!
No matter what you say, I'm not scared of you!
E is Udo-san!
Udo-san, that's great!
Udo-san, can you stand still for a moment?
Hamada-san, you're going against what you're told!
It looks like you're in the Tokyo Dome!
Udo has become a popular mascot at this year's National Culture Festival!
F's Otake-san, please come out!
Everyone is familiar with Don Quixote's mascot character, Don Pen-kun.
Everyone loves Don Quixote's nationally popular character, Don Pen-kun.
What? Who?
Don Pen-kun.
Don Pen-kun?
Yes.
Don Pen-kun...
Can you put your ears closer?
Don't put your eyes closer.
Fluffy! Very fluffy!
It's fluffy!
The six of them have become cuter than ever!
They can't wait to go and have some fun, but before that...
Everyone, we're going to do some warm up exercises!
What?
We're going to do some warm up exercises!
First, push-ups!
One, two, three, four...
Five, six, seven, eight...
Hamayo-san, you have to do push-ups too!
Can you stand up?
Can you stand up normally?
Ah, Kuma-san is cautious!
That's good!
Push-ups are good!
Hamayo-san, you have to do push-ups too!
Yes, I'm good at push-ups.
Ahaha, he's cute! That's good!
They're having fun with their warm up exercises!
It's finally time for the first race!
However...
Everyone, have more fun!
Ah, you can't really push each other!
There's a traffic jam!
The reason is the reason!
- Is it because of the traffic jam? - No, no, no!
I can't see in front of me and it's muddy around me!
Let's go to the first race!
Be careful of falling! Dekoboko Beachy Flash!
Now, this race will start from lying down in bed.
- Aim for a big flag and a small flag... - Magic!
...and run on the sand of Dekoboko!
Aim for a big flag and a small flag...
...and run on the sand of Dekoboko!
Aim for a big flag and a small flag...
...and run on the sand of Dekoboko!
The combination is as you can see!
From the left is Iwao Hamada Ootake's first race!
Will he win?
- Everyone, are you ready? - Yes!
If you like, please wave your hands in a cute way!
- Cute! - Cute!
Everyone, please turn around and be noisy!
- Be noisy? - What?
- Can you lie down? - Be noisy in front of me!
- Let's go! Beach flag, ready! - Be noisy? - Be noisy in front of me! - Be noisy in front of me!
- Be noisy? - Be noisy in front of me!
Mr. Amada! Mr. Amada, hurry up and buy it!
- I want it! - Donpen, you're not moving!
You're such a manly man!
Ryu, watch where you're going!
Here it comes!
Here comes Donpen!
Ryu, Ryu!
Push each other!
Donpen is weak.
It's broken!
Hurry up!
Go for it, Go!
Go for it!
Good!
Go for it!
Ryu!
Donpen is strong.
Go forward little by little.
I don't want to fall. I don't want to fall at all.
You are first place now. You are first place now.
Ryu is dead, isn't he?
Ryu is completely dead, isn't he?
I don't care. I don't care.
Can you stand up quickly? You will lose.
You are in danger now.
You have to stand up quickly.
Look, Donpen is coming soon.
Donpen is coming.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Don't worry!
Your face is all muddy!
The first race is Zou's victory!
Donpen didn't make it to the finish line.
Ryu is regretfully out of the course.
I thought my body would break.
I thought my neck would break.
Anyone can do it.
I can't do it at all.
I was wearing like this.
That's right. You are completely out of the course.
When I fell down, I thought it hurt.
Next is the second race.
The first one to cross the sand mountain and take the flag is...
Are you ready?
Please wave your hands.
Yes.
You are cute.
Please stand by.
Please turn around and whistle.
This is hard.
Kuma and Anchan are out of the course.
Let's do it.
Beach flag.
Ready?
Wow, he's fast!
That's the mountain! That's the mountain!
The dog is the slowest!
Hang in there! Hang in there!
Ah! He got it! He got it!
He got it!
I won't say a word to the competitors.
Udo of Mayumaro, who won the decisive battle, got 10 points.
Takeyama of Inu, who got only 5 points, lost.
You guys don't have enough stamina!
No, no, that's not true!
You can't even see!
Please be more cute! The kids are watching!
I'm about 30kg heavier than you.
As you can see,
Who will win the cutest battle in the world?
The next game is "Hit and drop and smash"!
Here we go again with the usual practice!
In this game, you ride on a bridge in one-on-one and hit each other with sticks.
If you play only three games in one game and drop your opponent in each game, you will gain 10 points.
Can we drop the opponent?
You can do it with a stick.
We can do it with a stick.
The one who drops the stick wins.
Basically, it's a stick, but you can leave it to the strategy.
You can drop it.
It's not about the stick.
You can drop it.
It can be developed in many ways.
As you can see, we will play a game of "hit and drop and smash" to enjoy the game.
The first game is "Donpen Otake vs Inuno Takeyama".
Who will win?
Here we go again with "One-chan Takeyama" and "Donpen Otake".
Are you ready?
Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes!
You have to pass the chopstick.
You have to pass the chopstick carefully.
You have to pass the chopstick or you will lose.
Inuno is helping him a lot.
I've never seen such a careful Inuno.
That Inuno is cute.
That's good.
Keep hitting it like that.
That's good.
Hit him! Hit him!
It was good, but...
It was good!
It was good, but it was good.
I was desperate!
Yes!
The punch was good, wasn't it?
Even if it was a punch, it hit diagonally!
The second match is Mayumaro Road versus Kuma no Hotohara!
Their height difference is 70cm or more!
Hotohara, are you confident?
Yes!
How about you, Hotaro?
I won't lose!
You're pretty good at hiding, though!
Your legs are so short!
Mayumaro's legs are pretty stable, but...
Is he coming?
What is this?
Go for it!
What is this?
Wow! Is it advantageous for Hamada to play against each other?
Hey, you!
What's up, old man?
I'm a little scared of hitting you even if you're a dragon.
Don't worry about it! It's a match!
That's right!
Go for it!
I just have to beat up a dragon, right?
That's right! And you, Hamada-san, who is a dragon!
Hamada-san, you're the most energetic!
Go for it!
I'll beat you up one by one!
You can't!
I'm sending it to you.
He's using a stick to check the bridge.
He's smart, isn't he?
Mr. Hamaya, please be more...
Even if I die in one shot, I'll lose my willpower.
Your face looks like wood, too!
The next race is "crush and aim for the goal" cardboard hurdles!
Crush all four cardboard boxes on the course and aim for the goal.
One race for three people, two races for one person.
Ten points for first place and five points for second place.
Can you reach your legs?
It's okay.
Crush and aim for what?
Like this?
Yes, like this.
No, no, no, no!
Look, you're sluggish again!
Say "yes"!
There's no break between races!
As you can see, each race has different combinations.
Can you crush cardboard boxes with short legs?
The first race starts.
From the left, Iwao, Osake, Kotohara and Nakabu.
The first race of cardboard hurdles.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Don, you look tired!
Let's go!
Ready...
Go!
Cute!
The first cardboard box!
You can do it!
You're good!
Good!
Don, you look tired!
Can you crush cardboard boxes with short legs?
Don, you're stretching too much!
Stop it!
As we said, the elephant won!
Goto-san, was Donpen good?
Next is the second race. Hamada with no points, will he win?
Are you ready for the second race?
That's good.
Awan-chan is moving well too.
Ryu's Hamada is moving better too.
No way!
Let's go. This is going to be hard.
That's good. Everyone, lie down.
That's good.
Awan-chan is moving better too.
It's like "usamarashi" that was thrown away.
It was a wild move from "usamarashi", but unfortunately it's second place.
Ryu's "hamada" ended up with no points again.
And then...
Hey, Ryu!
Ryu!
It's Etonen, so do it more lightly!
Scary!
That's enough of this drama!
Without wearing any clothes, Udo is one step ahead! Hamada and Hotohara still have no points!
"Horror Theory", "That's Right Until Morning"!
This is a debate where eight people lead to the correct answer about a certain topic!
What kind of correct answer will be thrown out tonight?
Now, let's move on to the next question!
"Bu" begins with "the thing in a woman's house"
Oh, there's that too!
Wow, I want to decide! Isn't this something that can come up?
Yeah, I want to decide for sure!
There's something that comes up, but it's not like this...
That's right...
Let's just leave that out...
No, but I don't want to go with that...
That's right...
But other than that, it's hard for me to think of anything else...
That's right...
If you don't have anything else, just leave!
That's right!
I think so too!
It's a woman's house, isn't it?
No, wait a minute...
Let's see...
Ah!
This is it!
I'm sure of it!
I saw it! I saw it! I saw it!
I saw it! I totally saw it!
I'm sure of it! It's definitely not a man's house!
What?
Right?
Brother, do you think it's the same?
I think it's the same!
If you look at the book...
What? What? What?
I'm sure of it!
Eh, you've already written it?
Ah, but it's even more money!
Even more!
Eh? Eh? Eh?
Eh?
Ah, I don't know at all...
I'm sure of it!
You've already written it? You've written it?
Ah, then I'll look at it!
Can I look at it?
A dryer with a brush!
Senior, you're wrong...
What?
You've already written it?
You've already written it that it's a woman's house?
I've written it earlier, but it's definitely not a man's house!
It's not, it's not...
It's definitely not a woman's house!
It's a bit long...
It's Karl's house!
Eh! Isn't it the same?
It's not the same, but...
Well, I'm the one who's been most famous for a dryer...
I hate dryers!
Well, well...
I also...
I also used a dryer...
A car...
No, I also...
I also used a dryer...
Well, we're women...
I also...
I...
When it comes to clothing, a blouse is the only thing you can wear.
A blouse?
No, it's the same.
A blouse.
I see.
A blouse.
A broccoli plant.
What?
You're making fun of me.
You haven't raised a lot of men.
You can't raise them with a bee.
Broccoli?
That's terrible.
If you have it, write it as "broccoli."
If you don't, I'll drive you away.
That was terrible.
Broccoli?
That's still possible.
That's right.
That's enough.
Pork belly.
That's terrible.
If you have it, write it as "pork belly."
What's pork belly?
After pork belly, you have this.
Pork belly and...
After pork belly, you have this.
You have a lot of space.
That's right.
But you're not blaming me so much.
I'm not blaming you.
What's going on?
I'm a little worried.
I can't see anything.
I'm sorry.
I can't...
Really?
If you avoid the bra, you can't do anything.
If you don't have a bra, you can't do anything.
People who have boomerangs probably don't wear bras.
You were very confident.
It's too clear for me to do anything.
So I'll wear a blanket.
I'll put it on a woman's knee.
There are a lot of cold people.
It's no fun.
But I also wanted a boomerang idea.
That's my job.
Can I say that?
Yes, you can say that.
Speaking of which, I'm still a Browser.
If you say like that, I don't want to block you.
If you say like that, you can say that you are a boomerang champion.
It's too great an answer.
This is an Australian program.
On the contrary, everyone is concerned about me like a browser.
It's too much, I don't like it!
"BU" begins with "NIE" in "house of promise".
Next question!
"CI" begins with "CI" in "city". What is necessary for a TV show?
This is a deep question again!
This is absolutely necessary.
That's right.
Is that so?
It's a little bit...
It might be cool.
What?
It might be cool.
It said "cool", didn't it?
Hmm...
Then it's not bad.
It might be cool.
Next question!
Yes!
"DA" begins with "DA" in "daily news". What is necessary for a TV show?
I wrote it, too.
Don't read it.
Don't you think it's a misunderstanding?
What?
Is it a rule?
No, it's the viewers.
Wow, it's a cool rule.
That's what I think, too.
It's not a rule.
You can see it in the viewers' faces.
When he's lying...
When he's persuading his wife...
His wife's face.
Well...
It's a belief.
I see.
It's a belief.
That's what you do.
It's a strong belief.
It's great.
I think it's better than "daily news".
You think so?
Do you believe in it?
"It can't be helped", but you don't let it go.
Yes.
I think I'm a little crazy, but...
"Sympathy".
What does it mean?
What is it?
"Sympathy"?
What does "sympathy" mean?
It's like...
It was done before the show, wasn't it?
It's true.
It's not funny.
If I think only about the viewers and make a show, it won't be funny.
I don't like this kind of comedy culture.
Shut up about sympathy!
I know what you mean when you say "believers", but I've never heard anyone say "sympathy".
That's right, "believers".
If you don't have that, what can you make out of yourself?
I think only about belief is good, but I don't like this "hiragana".
I don't know kanji at all.
I don't know "shin" or "nen".
That's right!
What do you need for a TV show that starts with "shi"?
The correct answer is "viewers".
Next question!
What drink do you want to drink in winter that starts with "ko"?
Is it okay for me to say that?
But it hasn't been decided yet, has it?
No, it hasn't been decided for a year.
If you can't answer that, isn't it funny?
I know what you mean.
It's not there.
But it's okay.
It's not there.
What drink do you want to drink in winter that starts with "ko"?
It's not there.
It's definitely this one.
You're good at this.
I've done it.
He's done it.
I didn't think you'd do it like this.
Is it like that?
No, it's not like that.
It warms you up.
It's not there.
But it's there.
It's not there.
But it has a commercial-like image, doesn't it?
I was surrounded by people who thought it was winter.
That's right.
I think it was like that until now.
How is it? I couldn't feel it.
It's not there.
Although there were two winners, where is the winner going to be?
The next event is the spinning rotating platform speed race!
One by one, from the starting point, through the three rotating platforms, aim for the goal and set a time!
You can get points depending on your ranking, but if you drop, you'll be disqualified!
As you can see in the challenge order, will Hamada and Hotohara be able to turn things around with zero points?
First is Zekko-cho, Zousai-wao, what will be the time?
Oh, that's good.
Can I say something?
That's good. That's cute.
Hamada still failed. He couldn't fly lightly like a real dragon.
It's different when it's wrapped up.
It's not like it's safe.
So far, only Iwao and Zou have reached the goal.
Will the other three be able to cross the turning platform?
Satakema!
Yes!
You haven't shown us a good side of you yet.
I'm sorry.
But I hope you'll do your best.
No, I'll do it for sure!
I'll leave my nails behind and go home!
Let's go home by ambulance!
I'll go home by ambulance!
One-child's favorite dog, Satakema!
Will he be able to make his children dream come true?
Let's go!
Get ready!
But Takeyama slipped into the goal. With a high record of 19 seconds, he left a mark.
Next, Hotowara-san! Are you ready?
OK! I'm a little excited about this!
I'm counting on you!
This is a bit of a record breaker!
A bear who was fired up by a dog fight. Will it be a record breaker?
Hotowara-san's challenge, start!
What!?
I did it!
Hotohara, who showed a great dash, rolled into the goal and set a record for the strongest player!
I did it! I did it! I really did it!
Is this the last one?
Otake-san!
I'm the only one who can win!
Otake-san, dash!
I don't need someone who is a zombie!
Otake-san, dash!
For victory, Otake-san decided to dash!
Will it be a new record?
Let's go, Otake-san!
Can you dash for 6 seconds?
Start!
Don Quijote-san, I'm really sorry!
I was playing Don Quijote-san's theme song, but it was too short!
What is it?
It's difficult!
It's difficult, isn't it?
It's difficult!
This is ideal and reality!
In the end, only 3 people could reach the goal.
Kotohara won and got his first point!
Sakeyama-san!
Here...
I have another job for you.
I have another plan for you, but due to adult circumstances, we can't do it.
We can't meet you next year, but we'll do our best to invite you.
Unfortunately, Takeyama, who considered me as a dog, has retired due to adult reasons.
And next week, the hot-blooded "dress-up-well" No. 1 draw will be completely settled!
For the sake of children all over Japan, we'll run through!
It's better to dress up regularly.
The result of fighting with a cute dress is...
In the end, it's a love triangle.
This program is brought to you by...
...Unity Bird.
Your Lordship!