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In another world of one hundred seconds...
That man's laugh cannot be stopped!
Once more!
R-run away!
Rinkan members! Welcome to the world of 100 seconds!
Good morning!
Nice to meet you!
Good, good. Everyone's attitude is very good.
I, Tarantino, will be leading this 100 seconds world.
Nice to meet you!
So, I, Tarantino, will be leading this 100 seconds world.
Because I have it today.
You're always so impatient!
Yes, I am.
You're always so impatient!
That's why I can't keep up with you.
Like he said...
No, no!
No!
I'm impatient!
Tarantino has cleared this game in 100 seconds!
I'm impatient!
If he can't clear it...
Don Sochi will explode!
Gorn will be torn apart!
And...
Yasako Madubu...
Will die!
But...
Do your best and clear the game!
Yes, sir!
Alright, once again...
You bit it!
No, I didn't bite it!
You didn't bite it!
You bit it!
Didn't you bite it?
You didn't bite it, did you?
Didn't you?
I didn't!
You didn't!
Which one?
You didn't!
I didn't bite it!
We've prepared fresh members for this round as well.
Those members are... these guys!
Serina! Serina, for the first time, do your best!
I'll do my best!
You were biting me earlier, why are you all biting me now?
Why are you all biting me?
Serina! Serina!
Yes?
Be honest, okay? I bit you.
Yes!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I didn't bite you!
Be honest!
I don't know.
Then, let's get started!
The first game is...this one!
"Train! Train!" by Thomas in 100 seconds!
Everyone connects the rails and leads Thomas to the goal!
After 10 seconds of connecting the rails, Thomas automatically starts.
What if Thomas drops out in the middle of the game?
Of course, even if you don't reach the goal in 100 seconds, it doesn't matter.
Okay, we'll have you do this, but let's have the two members of the team announce it.
Okay!
Okay, come on!
Okay, first of all...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Let's do it as a seminar!
If you can clear it in 100 seconds, you'll get 100,000 yen.
If you fail, you'll be immediately fined.
If you start from here and get to the goal, you can put Thomas in.
Can't you go straight?
You have to come this way and cross this way.
Can you do it like that?
I got lost.
I really need it.
Oh, no!
Havana! Havana!
I'm in a bad mood right now.
I'll return it! I'll return it! I'll return it!
Everyone, um...
You're returning it too much.
You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong.
There's only a bridge in the middle.
- Yes, yes. - Got it?
- Yes. - Yes.
Ready...
- I want you to stop. - What?
- What is that? - No, no, no, no, no, no.
- But it's... it's fine now. - I'm sorry.
- It's better now. - I'm sorry. - Straighten up.
- No, no, no.
- I'm sorry. - Straighten up.
- Why are you so slow? - Hurry up!
- There it is! There it is! - One more? Do it! - One more! - Do it!
- One more? Do it! - Do it!
- Do it!
You can't do it! You can't do it!
You can't do it at all!
Even though he's so close, he can't do it in 30 seconds.
I'm disappointed. If we work together, we can do it.
We need to be more prepared.
How about "all"?
"All"?
Please.
It depends on "all".
"All"?
So, it's 1 o'clock, on behalf of "all"...
What?
Yes!
A duo!?
Have you ever been called a duo?
I... kind of a bit...
Huh?
You scared me!
You did it last time, but...
I think something we did last time broke down.
If you don't do it, then we're not going to finish this game.
No, no, no!
We have to do it.
Everyone will do it, right?
Short content.
Do it.
Matsumoto, will you give us a topic?
Yes.
Panty thief.
That's common.
It's easy to do.
Do you need a meeting?
No, no, no. Panty thief.
We don't need it.
Think about it.
Panty thief.
He will be punished.
Panty thief.
I'm coming.
I'm a panty thief.
I'll steal all the panties in the world.
Don't say that.
Panties...
Where are the panties?
Hey, where are the panties?
Here?
Are panties like this?
He's like a boxer.
[sound of a car crashing]
Alright, I'll do it one more time!
What did you say just now?
Huh? I don't know.
Miyasako!
I was talking to you.
Miyasako!
I was talking to you.
Don't tell anyone.
Don't tell anyone for sure.
I was talking to you.
Don't tell anyone.
Don't post it on Twitter for sure!
Don't post it!
I did Volonté, so I wrote "no pan, go home!"
But it was different from what I expected.
You wrote "no pan" better.
Well, I wrote "no pan", though.
Did you overdo it?
Miyasako's heart was broken.
But this was only the beginning of a tragedy.
10 seconds after the start...
Tomac will start moving!
Let's go!
Ready...
Start!
Someone make it straight and turn it this way!
It's not straight yet!
Straight!
Go! Go!
Good! Good!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
There is! There is! Wait for me! Wait for me!
Hey! Hey! Are you OK? Are you OK?
Hey! Hey! Are you OK?
Time's up!
We did it!
Congratulations! You cleared it!
You got 100,000 yen from the first game!
It's all thanks to the short content you did for us after the rain.
Thank you!
But it was better without the bread, wasn't it?
Huh?
It was better without the bread, wasn't it?
What did you say, Miyasako?
I said "boronti," so it was better without the bread, wasn't it?
Then let's use that version!
No, no, no!
That's fine! That's fine!
You got 100,000 yen from the first game!
All right! Let's keep going!
This is the next game!
Shakashika Shaved Ice! Speed It Up!
10 people will work together to eat up all of the prepared shaved ice!
One person at a time will challenge and say, "This is the best shaved ice ever!"
If you think you can't eat it all in 100 seconds, you can switch tables and let someone else eat it up!
Ta-da!
This is tough...
Ishida!
As the key to the success of the game, each member will be assigned "Ishida" and "Sumida"!
Huh?
Are we playing?
What is this?
Then decide the order of seating!
Isn't it Hamada?
You can sit wherever you like!
Who's good at this?
Do you know how I feel?
I don't know...
Hey! Is everyone listening?
Yes!
I sat there like it was nothing.
I really only had this much left.
At the end you have to eat it all.
That's right.
As you can see,
the challengers
will eat up
a lot of shaved ice!
Here we go!
Ready...
Start!
You can do it!
Hang in there!
You can do it!
You did it! You did it!
You can do it!
- Is it gross? - It's not gross at all!
- Huh? It's not gross at all! - It's fine, drink it! Drink it! Drink it!
- Drink it! Drink it! - Drink it! Drink it!
- Can you drink it this time?
- It's bitter! - It's bitter!
This is not good.
Really?
Everyone, I wanted to wish you a happy birthday.
Eh? What is it?
- Hamada? - Yes.
- Camera-san... - Yes?
Oh my!
Look at those footprints!
What?
No!
You're fat so you can't get boils!
No, no!
You wouldn't gutt me like that!
The camera was capturing the moment of shock.
The teeth were covered in shaved ice, but the mouth was overflowing with suspicious liquid.
The woman spat out the shaved ice without finishing it.
This is an unacceptable injustice!
What's going on?
This is illegal, so don't worry!
Because of Hamada's carelessness, the car disappeared like an illusion!
It was a bit close, so please don't do it again!
Yes, sir!
If you fix it, you'll be disqualified!
I'm counting on you!
Yes, sir!
Right?
Yes, sir!
Huh? What's with Hamada?
What is it? What is it?
I didn't say anything!
Hamada, you hit your hand on your waist and scratched your neck!
That's right! That's right!
He's a mischievous guy!
All right! This is the next game!
Sports Chamber
Masters
Hit the paper balloons on the masters' heads!
At first, only one person will challenge!
Every ten seconds, one person increases!
However!
On the contrary, the person who breaks the paper balloons will be disqualified!
If you can't break the masters' paper balloons in less than 100 seconds...
You'll be disqualified!
It's okay if only one master breaks it!
It's easy! It's easy to clear it!
Do your best!
All right! I'll announce the two people!
All right! Iwao!
All right!
And Date!
All right!
A hotpot?
No, it's not a hotpot.
A hotpot?
It's not a hotpot.
I keep telling you it's not a hotpot.
Are you an eternal rival of Clash Girls?
No, we're not.
It's a hotpot.
She's not a hotpot, either.
All right, everyone!
Let's start the game!
All right, stand by!
With many tools, ten men have become samurai.
They will make a miracle happen!
All right, let's do it!
Then decide the order!
What should we do?
Kendo experience!
What?
Otake-san!
As you can see, they're challenging each other!
They suddenly introduce an otake who has experience in kendo and challenge him with confidence!
Sanantino!
What's up?
Do you think your opponent is good enough?
He's good enough!
He's a world champion!
Do your best! Do your best!
Run away! Run away!
Do your best! Do your best!
Do you know kanji and Japanese characters?
What?
Do you know kanji and Japanese characters?
What?
You almost got me!
You can do it!
Let's go!
Ready...
You can do it!
Within tonight, steal master's Kamifusen!
It's pretty worth it.
This is amazing.
Um...
Huh?
One more...
Huh?!
What?!
What is this?!
I want you to do it one more time.
I can't do it for free!
Let's have the champion do the short story.
It's impossible for the champion to do it alone.
Let's have Miyasako do it with him.
Wait, wait, wait.
That's not funny at all.
This is ridiculous.
Let's have the milk thief do it.
Milk thief!
No, no!
Please!
Here you go!
I'm not a milk thief!
All women's milk is mine!
Where's the milk?!
You don't have any?!
At least let me hear it!
Hey...
You look like a bearded man.
I can't even see the glass.
The thief is back!
And...
Even in the second round...
There's still a miracle!
Let's go!
Otake-san, you're so strong!
You're a great player!
With just one strike, Otake wins!
Or is that what people think?
Wait!
I'm in the middle of a deliberation right now, so wait for me!
What?
The hammer was broken, right?
Yes, it was.
No, it doesn't work like that!
You're saying it's out, aren't you, referee?
Referee!
Why did you make this referee look funny?
You don't need it, do you?
And with that, this is NOT CLEAR!
But, during standby, there is a fact...
Your forehead is cut off...
EH?!
My forehead is cut off?!
(laugh)
My forehead is cut off in a regular program?!
(laugh)
Why do I have a number 12 on my birthday?!
(laugh)
Good job on that shrewd progress.
We have a terrible incident ahead of us!
What's on your mind?
On this segment of "Expertquila," we sell what those who have a topic all share, and check maybe each other's interests or preferences.
Tonight, what "One of a Kind"
"Rincan One of a Kind"!
Your first topic is...
My cup noodles!
This is it!
I'm lost!
Cup noodles!
I can't remember anything.
Can people still eat it?
You can eat it!
Really!
You want to eat it all of a sudden, don't you?
First, Mr. Budo.
Yes!
Please!
Yes!
Please buy it for me.
Cup noodles...
I think history is very old, but...
From a certain point, the taste of the shop has been completed with cup noodles.
Mr. Ippudo's Hakata Tonkotsu.
This is delicious!
It's delicious, isn't it?
It's delicious!
I'm surprised!
Mr. Ippudo's shop itself is the most delicious, but...
That red ball...
The red ball is made into cup noodles and reproduced quite a bit.
It's reproduced!
The quality of the cup noodles has improved a lot.
I think it's been around this time that many shops have started making cup noodles.
Please try it!
Yes!
I'm worried about a lot of things, but...
If you're from Aichi Prefecture, there's a cup noodle that everyone says is this.
Oh, really?
Sugakiya's cup noodles.
There are so many people who like it.
People from Aichi prefecture go out of Tokyo and so on.
On the Internet, people from Aichi prefecture want it and buy it.
So, it ranks in the famous place of cup noodles.
People from Aichi prefecture buy it.
People from overseas eat it, too.
People from Nagoya used to be able to eat it for about 160 yen.
The taste of the shop.
So, when everyone went home from school, it was really popular.
It looks like a fork spoon.
Yes, it does.
It has a spoon and a fork.
The design of it is also appreciated and it is displayed in the MoMA Museum of New York.
It looks like a soup fork.
It looks like a spoon fork.
It's delicious.
I'd like you to eat it.
It's really delicious.
When I was on a diet, I was looking for a low- calorie cup noodles like Harusame.
I bought various kinds of it, but I thought it lacked flavor.
I thought it wasn't good for Harusame.
So, I bought it because I've heard of it.
It's a little spicy.
It's called Suratame.
It has a very strong flavor.
When I first bought it, it wasn't sold at all.
I couldn't find it anywhere, and when I happened to find it at a nearby Seven-Eleven, I bought it all for about 30 yen.
I was surprised.
But, this is...
I was surprised.
This is a normal ramen version.
This is a ramen version.
Really?
It's Chinese.
It's Chinese ramen.
It's a ramen version.
I'd like you to try this ramen version.
This is really good.
It's a raw mentaiko.
My master has been completely ignored.
Chinese ramen is good.
Chinese ramen is really good.
It's not scary at all.
I want to enter this world.
Stop it.
Why do you want to enter this world?
If you are called by my name, don't show your face.
You are a nuisance.
This is Ippeichan.
Ippeichan is good.
Ippeichan is a famous woman.
Ippeichan is famous for making mustard and mayonnaise.
That's right.
Shut up!
It's my turn.
Ippeichan is really good.
I can really appreciate it.
This is really good.
It's good, isn't it?
Sometimes, when I don't care about anything, I eat this and two rice balls at two o'clock in the middle of the night.
I'm wearing it too, but I'm a UFO.
As I thought, it's this one. The piano is...
It's a little sweet, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Is the piano bad?
The piano is...
No, there wasn't.
There wasn't, there wasn't.
It was a vote.
I'm going back to this all the time. I'm going back to this in the end.
I'm going to try a lot of things, but I'm definitely going to leave this at home.
There's a lot of stuff like that.
What?
Stuff like dust.
This is dust, really.
No, I can't go to a lot of places.
That's the reality.
There's a lot of things you can compare it to.
Cut noodles have a lot of benefits, but in the end, you'll take it overseas.
Take it overseas?
Take it overseas.
There are times when I say, "This is enough for dinner."
Don't you eat it outside?
I eat this.
I say, "This is enough for lunch."
Then you like it a lot.
You always have stock.
The sea, water and this is the best.
Pool and this.
At first, I wanted to say pool.
Water and this, everyone's going to buy it.
This is a revolutionary product.
This is the only one, isn't it?
Green Tanuki.
I know what you mean.
This is the only one, isn't it?
I know that too.
I like this green Tanuki soba.
This is the only one, isn't it?
That's good too.
We finally have everything.
It's good.
The fox is good too.
Don't you eat Kuroi Buta Curry?
What?
There is that too.
When we were doing the commercial,
Mr. Takeda said that after recording everything,
he would only eat Kuroi Buta Curry about 20 times.
He didn't want to do it all at once.
So, Kuroi Buta Curry.
Do you watch it often?
It's a precious curry.
I've been interested in it since the 12th episode.
It comes after "odage".
What is it?
It's like this.
It comes after "odage". What is it? It's like this.
I know "udon" of "udonbei", but this is also hard to throw away.
It's "soba".
It sells at the end of the year.
It's like a lie, but it sells a lot at the end of the year.
It's best to eat it at the end of the year.
This "tempura" is "saki-no-sei-kutatta".
"saki-no-sei-kutatta".
It used to be "saki-no-sei-kutatta" for 4 minutes.
It's "saki-no-sei-kutatta" for 3 minutes because of Nisshin-san's hard work.
It's "saki-no-sei-kutatta" for 1 minute.
It's amazing in Kitazawa, isn't it?
Who is Kitazawa?
What are you saying?
You said something, didn't you?
It doesn't matter.
It's Kitazawa.
It doesn't matter.
It's Kitazawa.
I see.
For the next game, I'd like to announce the players first.
The players are...
Himura!
And... Inoue!
Finally!
But is it Inoue?
What did you say, Hamada?
No...
Is it Inoue?
Yes.
As expected of Inoue.
I'm sorry, but Tomizawa hasn't played in a while, has he?
No, I haven't played in a while.
I haven't played in a while.
Don't say that.
I'm not saying that.
I'm just...
Let's change to Tomizawa.
No, I'm serious.
I've seen this at home.
It's a return.
I feel sorry for you. You can change as a regular member.
What are you talking about?
Someone, call him and make him turn.
Except for Ted.
Mr. Howard.
What?
Mr. Howard.
And the shocking truth is...
And everyone!
Yes!
And the next game is the last one!
Even if it looks like this, you still love television, don't you?
Well, here is the last game!
Out of 1 to 15, show one number missing.
Guess that number!
If you're wrong, you're out!
Even if no one is correct...
How is it?
I'm not good at this.
I'm getting impatient.
I'm really bad at this.
Alright! First we'll do it in order, but...
Yes.
Is it okay like this?
There was someone who wasn't good at this, right?
Hamada-san liked this one.
Do you like this game?
No, of course I like all of them.
You like it, don't you?
You like this game, don't you?
You can't do it anymore, right?
You like it so much, don't you?
As you can see during the challenge...
Can these 10 people, starting with the top batter Ohtake...
clear the game?
Is this okay?
Yes, it's okay.
Excuse me, camera-san.
Can you show us the first batter?
Okay.
Huh?
Can you do it one more time?
I can't do it anymore, right?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Did something happen?
Don't make it louder.
Huh?
The first and third batters were really sloppy.
Huh?
Sloppy?
What are you talking about?
Excuse me, but Inoue and Hamada are different.
If you fail, you get nothing.
Get ready!
Nine!
Fifteen!
Thirteen!
Fourteen!
Fifteen!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
Seven, seven, eight!
Seven, eight!
You can do it!
Nine!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
Nine!
Ten!
You can do it!
Hurry up!
Four, five...
Six!
You can do it!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten...
Eleven!
You can do it!
One, two, three, four, five...
Six, seven...
Eight!
Isn't it right?
It's right, but it's time over.
Wow, so close!
One more!
Too bad!
Not clear!
Abs are empty!
Let's do it one more time!
It's getting longer and longer!
It's not this far yet!
Do you want to do it one more time?
Yes!
Miyasako?
I want to do it!
Yes, I want to do it!
Are you ready?
No, I'm scared.
Are you kidding me?
Once again, Miyasako will show his willpower with a shortcut!
It's hard for one of you, isn't it?
No, it's hard for one of you and two of you.
It's been hard for me since we started today.
OK, Inoue!
No, it's definitely not this place!
Matsumoto, what do you think?
Well...
Let's say "yokan thief".
What? "yokan thief"?
"yokan thief"?
Today, for the third time...
A thief attack on Andoi Miyasaka!
Where is the youkan? Where is the youkan? Where is the youkan?
Youkan... Youkan... Huh?
Look! It's not here!
This is my last chance I've been waiting for!
I can't let it go to waste!
Ready...
Start!
Ten!
Hang in there!
Seven!
Hang in there!
14!
You can do it!
Nine!
7, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...
8!
9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14...
15, 16, 17, 18, 19...
Short version, everyone! Short version!
17, 18...
16...
Can we still do this?
Yes, we can!
17!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12...
11, 12, 13...
Did you say "13" while looking at "13" which is the easiest to see?
Because "13" is visible.
This program is brought to you by UNI-LEAGUE and the sponsors you see here.
Where is the editing room?
I don't know where it is.
What's up? Do you have something for editing?
I'll bring you some pudding.