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Tonight's "Linkin' Up" is...
Zepping gourmet food that makes you drool just by looking at it!
The behind-the-scenes of a factory that produces super hit products!
And even the latest ranking of famous stores that make you want to see them all!
The information you get just by looking at them is...
Not even one second!
There's only a 60-minute match!
Megamori Warai and Zeno Chouho fight in strong style!
What was that?! What was that?!
"Linkin' Up" vs. "Obarai G-6"
The final match of "Warai" on the show "Regular"!
Tonight, it's all over!
You pervert!
Can you do this?! Can you do this?!
Who wants to play with me?!
Men and women who are over 40 years old...
Overcome their age and gender...
And fight for "Warai"!
The world's dirtiest fight is just around the corner!
"Warai"! "Warai"!
"Background"...
Everyone watching on TV...
I'm sorry...
I was born!
"Warai" and "G-6" have challenged "Linkin' Up" on "Regular"!
The fight so far has been one win and one loss...
But "G-6" is in the lead!
Will "Linkin' Up" win "Regular"?
The next match is... "Rodeo Balloon"!
I'm going to hold balloons in one hand, and it's dangerous to fall, so I'll fix a belt around my waist.
It's not going to fall, but if you let go of the balloon in your hand, you lose.
The more balloons you have after the game, the more you win.
Hang in there! Rodeo Balloon
Fix the Rodeo Machine and body with a string.
Hold a balloon in one hand and ride for one minute.
Compete for the number of balloons you kept holding until the end.
However, the monster machine imported directly from the United States is a rampant stick that knocks you out in an instant if you are a commoner.
It is suitable for a commoner's regular who has a strong heart and can withstand difficulties.
Everyone wants to go, but you're girls! Take a break! I'm going this time!
What are you talking about? We haven't even started yet!
Hurry up and do it!
Hurry up!
Who am I supposed to do this for?
Hey! Ero-knee!
Ero-knee!
Can you do Ero-knee?
Can I do it?
He did it! He did it! He did it! He did it, Ero- knee!
Ero-knee, you're the best!
There's a machine in there.
Ero-knee!
Ero-knee! Ero-knee!
From G-SIX, Damra and Haruna.
And from Lincoln, Mimura and Amano.
These four...
...will become the world's strongest rodeo machines...
...that have taken the whole of America to space!
Nadeshiko G-SIX.
Director of Production, Gordon.
Haruna...
...was always a cheerful girl with a smile on her face.
And...
...she grew up well.
When she realized it...
...she had become a great old man!
Before the final match...
...one person appeared in front of the TVS.
Director of Production, Gordon said...
Shut up!
TVS should stop hiring Lincoln!
Stop hiring Lincoln!
I feel like I've heard this somewhere before...
...but the director says something that doesn't make any sense!
And...
What did President Kondo want to do in the end?
So, the first one is the G-SYSTEMS team!
You only have one minute!
If you don't let go of my hands, you won't have one minute!
Let's go! Ready...
Start!
What's up with you?
You should have said something!
What's going on, you bastard?!
What's up with you?!
This isn't as fun as I thought!
You thought this would be fun?!
It was an exciting race until the middle of the race...
...but the world's strongest Rodeo just needed 30% of its power to give up!
Next up is Amano, who drives a beast called "wood" every day!
Will this Rodeo be able to keep up?!
Come on, Rinkan Team!
Do your best for Amano!
Ready...
Start!
What's up with you?!
You should have said something!
What's up with you?!
[Their voices are getting louder and louder]
Human Team 9!
[Human Team 9 wins!]
[Amano, who left 9 balloons in one minute]
[Shined the most today!]
[His opponent is G-6 Tamura!]
[He can't lose to the bull's toy due to his store's pride!]
[Smiling G-6 President!]
[The man in blue]
[Tamura Kenji!]
[The night before the final match]
[Tamura was right under Osaka Castle]
How many seconds?
32 seconds.
32 seconds...
I think I'll have to ride for one more minute.
That was...
a bit slow, wasn't it?
It's not like you're going to fight.
Yes.
Be careful.
Go, go.
Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out, Tamura! Watch out!
What are you doing?!
No, I'm not doing anything.
It's an accident!
It's 3 seconds.
[Tamura, who used his juniors for special training,]
[when asked about his enthusiasm for this match...]
They're nothing!
There's no way I can lose!
Only Downtown is funny!
None of them are funny!
All six of them!
All but G-6 are sensitive!
Where is it funny?!
All but G-6 are sensitive!
Where is it funny?!
Can I go now? My butt hurts.
My juniors are waiting for me.
Tell them.
Tell them for sure.
I bought one.
What?
Shoot it.
This time, Tamura's spirit is a little different.
But after this, the real American machine will get serious.
The score is 9-0.
The Lincoln team won.
Tamura!
Get ready!
Start!
Go!
Have fun!
Tamura's spirit is getting serious.
Hurry up!
Tamura's spirit is getting serious.
Hurry up!
That's wrong! That's wrong! That's wrong! That's wrong!
What?
I'm scared.
We won!
G-6 Zero!
We won!
That means...
This game...
The human team wins!
We won!
We didn't play the same game.
We won!
You two were like this, but you were like this all the time.
Ushi-san was angry, too.
But you two were like this, too.
Can you be a little more neutral?
It's a very bad face right now.
It's hard to get involved.
It looks like you're holding it in.
You're mistaken for us.
Leader, Tamura. No way, record zero!
At this point, the Lincoln team has won!
However, there is a suggestion for the remaining Mimura to challenge Rodeo.
Can you decide, Mimura-san?
Of course.
We won, but...
It was a tie game.
Winning Rodeo.
That's right.
Let's do it!
Winning Rodeo!
Let's do it!
You're a man!
Where will Mimura go?
It has nothing to do with the result, but winning Rodeo adds to the victory!
Now, the winner has been decided!
Yes!
Mimura-san is...
Don't lose your tension!
Let's do the winning parade!
Let's do it!
Start!
Winning Parade.
Winning Rodeo.
Yeah!
Welcome to Texas!
Thank you!
This is not Hamada-san.
In the end, only Amano had the balloon.
This battle is the victory of the citizens.
In this way, one win and one loss, they lined up one by one.
The next competition is "Get up with enthusiasm! Slippery pyramid"!
I'll do it for you.
Yes!
Get up the pyramid at once!
Yes!
There is a flag on the top, you know?
Yes, yes!
The team who gets up first wins!
It's cheap!
This time, we made a lotion pond here.
Let's use it for a while.
What is this?
If you fall in this direction, you will enter the pond as it is.
It's dangerous!
Be careful!
Yes!
"Get up with enthusiasm! Slippery pyramid"!
Four representatives of each team, a total of eight people,
run up to the giant pyramid in front of them.
The winner is the one who gets a flag hung on the top of the pyramid.
However, if you slip your feet in the lotion, you will go straight up to the lotion pond.
Whatever happens, those who never slip are worthy of Lincoln's regular.
Who wants to play this game?
Who wants to play?
Yes, who wants to play?
I do!
I do want to play!
Me too!
Why don't you listen to me?
I do want to play!
Me too!
Okay...
Me too!
Do you want to play, Oogoh?
Yes, yes!
Oogoh, you know...
Yes!
I'll use it for the lotion!
You will use it for it...
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Then, shall Barbie go too?
Yeah!
Here it is!
Lululusha!
I like it.
And, of course, your hat is also good.
Thank you!
You're good!
I really wanted to do it!
Well, in the end, let's have Marugi and me do it!
Yes!
Well, let's have Marugi and me do it!
Please disband.
What should we do, Kudo-san?
Who will go?
What should we do?
Hmm...
What should we do?
Go, go!
Hey!
You, perverted knee man!
Your knee is good, but you're a perverted knee man!
That's right!
I heard you said you could do it pretty well
when you saw me swaying in the Rinkan Sports Festival!
Hey! Hey you!
Shall we sell your car for 500,000 yen?
I'm not buying it.
What's wrong with you?
I'm poor!
That's not what I meant!
I'm not buying it!
Next, Barbie!
I'm not buying it!
What's she gonna do?
I'm scared!
She's scary!
She's a demon!
She's a blue demon!
She's not a demon!
The one I want to sell is...
Sculptor!
That's not Sculptor!
Don't choose anymore!
Hey, Osmo!
Shall we play with someone?
It's you!
Loner!
I'll do my best!
Let's all go bald and be lonely.
Well, generally speaking...
Gorilla baldness?
Gorilla baldness!
It's good if you go bald, but...
If you don't go bald, you'll lose weight, right?
I'll quit.
I'm scared!
That's what I was thinking!
I'm scared!
I'm scared, too.
That's what you were thinking, right?
You, you, you...
You, you, you... Shut up!
Otake-chan!
Let's play!
Say something like this, Otake-chan!
Your laughter is all over the place!
They make me do it every time!
Even my eyes are weird!
So, these eight girls aim for the top of the slimy pyramid at once!
LADESHICO-C-6 POISON-BARBIE
When she was little, Barbie was a cute girl with sharp eyes.
She grew up cheerfully and now she has become a sexy adult woman.
That's her! I'm training to crush her!
What?
That's her! I'm training to crush her!
She was a mountain climber before the final match, but...
FIRST KISS
When I was 20 years old, I was in the orphanage of my northern family.
I was a college student of the same year.
It was my first time, so I was a little afraid of distance...
I'm sorry!
They climb the pyramid with their bodies trained in the mountains!
If one of the teams takes the flag, it's over!
Let's take it! Let's take it!
It's expensive!
You can't take it so easily!
Now!
Come on!
Are you ready?
Nuru Nuru Pyramid!
Ready!
Start!
Go!
They're fast!
Go! Go!
Go! G-6!
They're a little slow!
They're slow!
Go! Go! Go!
You can do it!
Go! Go!
They're behind someone!
Help me!
Wait for me!
Wake up!
Go! Go! Go!
I didn't mean to do that, did I?
Stop it!
Somebody, stop it!
Stop it!
Pull it!
Somebody, stop it!
Go! Go!
Stop it!
I'm sorry.
It's not true, is it?
It's not true.
What's wrong with you?
You.
My butt!
Charlie's.
Look, his butt.
My butt!
Look, his butt.
My butt is...
I'm going to fall asleep!
Go to sleep!
Get off me!
I'm not going to do it!
Get off me!
(Screaming)
He drank it!
Oshima drank it!
He drank it!
You can't drink lotion!
Oshima's verdict is direct attack on Oshima's face which fell down in a dazed state!
Oshima has swallowed the lotion!
Oshima-san, don't clean up your ass for nothing!
(Bell rings)
He drank it!
Oshima-san, don't clean up your ass for nothing!
He drank it!
Oshima-san!
Go, go, go!
Shit, I'm stuck!
I'm stuck!
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
Go! Go with Yumino!
Wait, wait!
Stop it!
Is it over? Is this game over?
Is it really over?
Is it really over, Barbie?
Is it really over?
It's completely out!
What is that?
The one who did it was in a hurry!
Be careful!
Mix it and put it back!
Trick or treat!
How can you do it so easily?
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
I can't do it!
Are you stupid?
I'm sick of this.
You're useless.
By the way, were you serious?
The opening sequence and the slimy pyramid have three minutes left.
I'm sick of this.
Think about what you can do.
I'm sick of this.
Let's work together.
Go up.
That's good.
Everyone is gathering at the top.
Who will get the flag of victory?
Which team will win?
Go for it!
Now, first of all...
What's wrong with your face?
Well...
Oshima-san's...
...ass came out.
Take it!
Awesome!
Oshima-san! Oshima-san, are you okay?!
Oshima-san...
I don't know! I don't know!
And after this, the battle that passed through Narky is finally settled!
Horror theory - It's correct until morning
This is a debate where eight people lead the correct answer about a topic.
What kind of correct answer will be thrown out tonight?
The first topic is...
"Ki" and "bareru" and "okusan ni okorareru koto wa"
Huh? There's no "okusan" here.
Did something "bareru" happen?
"Ki"?
Well, I feel like I can do this alone.
Really?
Ah! I know!
It came out!
Huh?
I know what it is.
It came out!
Matsumoto-san looked at me from a great angle.
You get angry when you get exposed.
But you get exposed too much and you don't understand.
You get too angry.
It's long.
It's always where Oto-chan is angry.
It's this long.
He'll definitely get angry.
It's this long.
I think you'll get angry.
No, I'm not.
I wasn't like this.
Yes.
Ah...
I didn't understand anything.
I was surprised.
Until the end.
Then, Oto-chan.
Yes.
Um...
Ask and let it out.
Where is the sympathy?
Hey, hey, hey.
What do you mean you'll get exposed?
Hey, hey, hey.
Is it okay like this?
Won't you get exposed?
No, no, no.
That's right, but...
Oto-chan, Oto-chan, you're saying a good thing.
You're saying a good thing.
Ask and let it out.
That's right, that's right.
You'll get angry, right?
It's written here, "ask and let it out".
Ask and let it out.
I think it's probably a stone.
Kismar.
Yes!
That's right!
It's written here.
Isn't it the most angry thing?
I'll spend all my salary.
That's wrong!
It's decided you'll get exposed.
Give me back my worries!
Why did you think you wouldn't get exposed?
Give me back my worries!
I don't want anything.
You can't spend it all, can you?
I want this.
Cabaret music.
It's cabaret.
Cabaret.
It's a hot period of time.
I wrote "cabaret music" before.
Cabaret music.
I never thought there would be cabaret music.
There was cabaret music?!
What a shame.
But how is it?
It's too much.
It's cabaret music.
But what happens the most is that we spend all of our salary.
Isn't it the result?
It's cabaret music.
What is it?
It's kiss mark.
Kiss mark.
You said "cabaret music" before.
Can I give you a modern answer?
Is that how you do it?
Yes!
Kiss mark!
Getting scolded by barrels and wives that start with "ki". The correct answer is "hickey".
Here is the answer!
Top-class athletes starting with "ma" are...
It's already difficult.
Yes, yes.
Is it starting already?
Active?
There is no time when it is limited to active duty.
It's top notch.
Super top notch.
Ah, it’s out!
Oh, really, it's out!
It's top notch.
I bought this seriously, so I can't take another step back.
It's really top notch.
I've already said a lot, Amano.
Yes, this came to mind.
Michael Joder!
Alphai Sawyer!
Kugan!
that?!
Michael Jordan!
There was also Maradona, but...
Super first class...
Well, Maradona is also super first class, but...
But Michael Jordan's personality and his products...
And his air conditioners...
Completely changed history.
It has nothing to do with superstars.
It doesn't matter!
What's the point of that?
It's become a social phenomenon.
I'm going to compete with Mao Wuxi.
Even now, in the UFC...
Even now...
Even now, in the UFC...
But, General...
But, if you call General "sports player", he'll probably get angry.
Alright, I got it. Miyasako!
Yes?
You decide.
Then, you can say it.
Yes.
Then... Michael Jordan!
Yes!
A top-notch athlete whose name starts with "ma". The correct answer is...Michael Jordan.
Lincoln Versus Owarai Nadeshiko G6, the time for finality has finally arrived!
In the final competition, everyone wins with all their might and wins the giant championship!
So far, one win, one loss, and two draws...
Good!
This game is the final battle!
last!
yes!
Good!
Already everyone!
If this wrestler falls from Saturday, it will be a loss!
Good!
It just is the thing!
Alright!
He's mad about it!
Why?
Why me?
With spirit, we'll cut through! Giant Big Smurf!
The final battle is a 6-on-6 all-out battle.
The winner is the show's regular, and the winner is the Smurf battle!
They all join forces and push each other's giant smurf dolls.
It's a clash of power and power!
The winner of the team that tries to knock down the opponent's doll with courage!
The one who can twist the enemy with force is worthy of being a regular of Lincoln!
Are you ready?!
If you fall, you lose!
Yes!
Look behind you! Look behind you!
Get ready!
Fight!
Both of you!
You lost! You lost!
Now, I will...
Both of you!
Now, they're full of enthusiasm and are determined to win!
Fight!
However, Lincoln won by a narrow margin.
Since it's not funny, let's do it one more time.
This is a competition, right?
How do you do it?
Put it in the middle.
How do you do it?
None of the staff is laughing.
How do you do it?
I know how you do it, but...
We've already done it.
Put it back.
It's our responsibility.
Which one is the funniest?
The same thing is repeated.
It's hot.
Wasn't it hot enough?
No, it wasn't.
It was like youth.
With the push of the Ninkan team,
did the battle end?
Since they couldn't make Matsumoto laugh at all,
they'll do it again.
Get ready!
To Matsumoto's request of hot food,
that man answers.
I can't eat it.
Matsumoto!
Mr. Onigyo, please.
Listen carefully.
Please.
It wasn't that funny.
Why is it like this? It's not like that.
It's not like that, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
Look at Mr. Onigyo, Mr. Onigyo.
Isn't that funny?
He's laughing. The staff is laughing.
They're laughing, aren't they?
That's true, but...
Okay, put it back!
It's like a second year high school student.
That's right, that's right, Mr. Onigyo.
Remember when you were in second year high school!
When I was in second year high school...
With Matsumoto's support, he wants Matsumoto to feel like he's in second year high school again.
But when he does...
Mimura, who has misunderstood how he feels about second year high school, causes an unbelievable incident!
Ready!
Both of you, both of you.
It's not over yet.
It's not the end of the world.
And then, at this critical moment, Mimura moves!
One more step, one more step!
Save me!
Answer me!
Save me!
Second year high school.
Hey, look down!
This is...
What is this?
What are you doing?
Sorry!
What?
Sorry!
You've already done it!
Sorry!
You're too excited!
Sorry!
With Mimura's big mistake of misunderstanding the second year high school, Matsumoto has a suggestion for the third time today!
It's quite...
That's good!
Next...
Let's do that!
You're quite separated!
Quite separated!
While looking at each other!
Hey!
Spin!
Well!
I don't know when it will be!
How are you?
Give me your ice cream!
Not yet?
And...
As his stamina reaches its limit in a long race...
Catch him! Catch him!
I'm not done yet.
I'll just keep going like this.
I'm not done yet!
I'm watching you, viewers!
Both of you!
A huge sumo fight that doesn't stop and doesn't end!
After this, a shocking performance...
The final episode of the continuous show!
From the opening to the end!
You're the worst.
What is this show?!
The final episode of the continuous show!
I did something stupid again this year.
I think about it all the time, but there's nothing I can do about it.
That's the only thing I can do.
That's the only thing that hurts you.
Yeah.
Think about it.
If you get it right in the morning, you're all the same.
It's weird.
We're all the same.
Even our numbers are about the same.
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I laughed too much I thought I would die