AISubs v3.5
When the laughter of this world is disturbed, the messenger of justice descends from the darkness.
The legendary laughter group is reunited!
Tonight, they will transform Japan's disturbed laughter!
Laughter narcissists!
For the sake of laughter, they don't choose a method.
The laughter narcissists...
Your switch is turned off!
A serious laughter match between an intermember and a male millionaire!
A flesh and blood battle between men and women who have crossed the line!
If Nadeshiko of soccer has moved Japan,
I, Nadeshiko of soccer, will make Japan laugh!
Now, a laughter match!
Who said that Japan is disturbed? Japan is healthy!
In a spooky warehouse floating in the dark night, a laughing match was about to be held.
Do you always feel like this?
At night, when you're tired...
It's a little cold, isn't it?
Maybe it's only me, but doesn't it smell like poop?
Doesn't it smell like poop?
Yes, it doesn't smell like poop at all.
I don't care at all about smelling like poop in an opening.
Then you should say it now!
I won't say it! Shut up and say it!
What is it?
I don't know what it is.
We are here to pay tribute to this ruined comedy world!
It's comedy nerds and G-sixes!
Hey, listen to me.
What is comedy nerds and G-sixes?
It sounds like "nego-sixes".
What is "nego-sixes"?
I'll make you laugh!
I'll hit you in the head.
Hurry up and get off!
I'm scared of you!
I'll make you laugh!
This time, Tamura easily got on the air and gathered female entertainers to form the laughing Nadeshiko G-6.
I'm curious about the father and son-in-law, but Nadeshiko G-6's chairman is...
Hey, what are you doing?
What's up?
Thank you for waiting.
Yes, yes, from now on!
Linker!
Let's stop it!
Linker, let's end it!
Let's end it!
Do you know why?
Do you know why I'm telling you to end it?
We don't know.
Why don't you know?
Do you watch it every time?
You don't watch it, do you?
You're your own Miffy!
You're the only one in the country!
You're an idiot!
You know what I'm saying, right?
It's been so long, it's totally different!
It's really different!
It's totally different!
Thank you for always making us laugh and making us laugh.
What are you laughing about?
Hey!
Hey, Hima!
Hey, summers!
That was not a mistake! It will be a mistake!
One mistake and it will be a mistake, Hiba-kun!
It's bad to make a mistake!
Make a prediction! Make it clear!
You said you didn't want to do it because it was messy.
It seems like you got stressed and went to the dining room.
Do it comfortably! Do it comfortably!
Right?
There are many simple ways of making fun of me!
Come and tell me whenever you like!
Go home!
It's a simple way of making fun of me!
It's like you said it in the review video!
Did you watch it?
Cooking! You are good at cooking!
Did you watch it until the end?
I'll buy it for you.
Don't make food and make me laugh!
That's a combination, isn't it?
Hey!
I want to go back to the company and drink.
I want to erase my camera.
I want to go back to the company and drink.
I had the courage.
But I haven't been rewarded.
But I want to go back to the company and drink.
It seems that the number of regular customers has increased a lot.
If you say it, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you more than Mr.Downtown.
I've never said it.
Do you want to win a job?
Do you believe me?
I want to win.
Do you think you can win?
Do you really want to be a politician?
What?
In Aoshima?
I don't want to be a politician.
What are you doing?
That's enough.
Do you know?
I'll crush you today.
Yes.
Next time, I'll be a president.
A president?
Who said it?
Isn't it a penguin?
A president?
Business doesn't go well today!
Well, you know...
I'm going to spit on a man's shoe!
No, it's because you came out.
What?!
Why? What did I do?
What did you do?
Just introduce yourself.
Yes.
Asago Catwoman.
Yutaro.
When you came last time, I told you to stop before I turned forty.
But you fell down and now you're forty-one!
Can you turn on your blindfold switch!?
Only this guy is going to answer "no"!
Should I turn on my blindfold switch!?
I'm going to die!
Alright!
Don't go over there!
Next up is Toys 'n Barbie!
Go ahead!
This is scary.
I'm not a beast!
You are!
I'm not a human!
You are!
Go ahead!
You're so big, Barbie!
You're so big!
You're too big!
Wow! That's amazing!
You're too big!
You're too big, Barbie!
You're too big!
You're too big, Barbie!
It's a style, isn't it?
Oshima to faith!
You guys...
We're a team later.
We're a team!
Scary.
Turn the camera upside down.
Can you do that thing where you stand and ask for directions?
Only good people and bad people will win more and more, you know?
Downtown... and Sougaya!
If we win, will we get something?
It's like that every time.
I don't care about anything!
Come on, just say it!
Just say it! Just say it!
Say it!
Just say it!
17 minutes from the start, it's finally time for the decisive battle!
The men run away and leave without saying a word!
And finally...
You will go to hell!
To hell with you!
Where are you?!
One eye of hell will open the door to hell!
There are many huge constructions that can cause serious injuries to comedians with just one eye!
Are the people lining up in the hospital beds in the middle of a fight...
Lincoln regulars?!
Or...
Zadecico G-6?!
Well, let's start the party!
Let's start the party!
Let's go!
Could you do me a favor?
Sure.
Mr. Romano...
Yes?
Could you do me a favor for that famous Lincoln...
Yes?
Could you do me a favor?
Could you do me a favor for that famous Lincoln...
Yes?
Could you do me a favor for that famous Lincoln...
Yes!
I have to stand up.
But I'm a girl, so I won't lose.
No, no, no.
The first match is...
Stop it with willpower
Human skin race
The rule is... Look over there!
One player is hanging in the air.
The other player is facing back and pressing "start" and "stop".
When you press "start", it looks like this.
I pressed "stop", but it's backward, so I can't feel it.
Mr. Hamada, isn't the safe zone too short?
Shall we make it all safe?
Stop it with willpower! Ningen Chicken Race!
The player who is caught in the wire rushes towards the cake at high speed!
When you press the stop button, the player stops suddenly!
If you stop in the safe zone, you clear!
However, if you make a mistake in the timing of the stop...
You will be hit by the cake!
The player who is caught in the wire rushes towards the cake at high speed!
Who will go first?
You and you, put it on for two weeks in a row.
Two weeks in a row!
Don't tell me you're making pasta like a girl who's good at making pasta and it's delicious!
No, no, it's not like that! It's official announcement!
En-chan, are you feeling tired and tweeting?
The first match is between Ito and Miyasako. Miyasako, who is afraid of heights, is excited!
Can we play another round?
There's a second round?
I see.
Since we're here, let's do it.
Let's do it!
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
Then press the button.
So, who will be captured?
Let's go, Oshima!
Yay!
I'm happy you said that.
Who will be captured?
I'm scared.
I'll go first.
Shironameko.
Shironameko?!
What's wrong with you?
No, you said that looking at me.
What's wrong with you?
Stupid hell!
It's you, stupid hell!
Stupid hell? I'm not stupid hell!
In the second match, Oshima and Udo will fly. Will they be able to escape from K.K.'s clash?
That's what I'm talking about.
The game zone is between the cakes.
There is no mat underneath.
The oldest of the Radicic G6's cutting captains, second-class Catwoman!
In a chicken race once fought in this battle...
The winner of "The Strongest Heart" is...
I think that finish was also a good finish...
But for me, it's still not enough...
This time, I want a more ultimate finish...
A more ultimate finish...
I want to show you a perfect finish...
Tonight, I will...
Become a champion!
The ultimate finish declaration by...
The Ultimate Catwoman...
Can he become a champion?
Please raise the start line!
Alright!
Here we go!
This is also scary!
I will show you that I can do it!
Start at your own timing!
It's not like you found it, it's like you stopped for a second!
As declared, the ultimate stall!
The best start that will force the Lincoln team to a sudden stop!
The Lincoln team's regular team is...
Miyasako, who is afraid of heights, jumps and...
...Mimura stops her!
Miyasako is smiling with peace of mind.
That's right, that's right.
That's rare.
Leave it to Mimura.
That's right.
You can do it with one hand.
That's right, you can do it with one hand!
You can do it with one hand.
It's okay if you hurt your ears.
It doesn't hurt at all.
It's okay, but you're lost.
Oh, you're back.
Oh, I'm glad you're back.
You're back.
How was it?
What?
Isn't he small?
It was scary.
He's the smallest one.
He's small, but it was scary.
He's not like a normal person.
Is it really scary?
It's scary.
You said it was soft, but it was hard!
You said it was hard, but it was hard!
You said it was hard!
Miyasako didn't catch the timing at all and hit it with no brakes.
She blew away the cake and turned into a pure white ash.
Nadeshiko G-6 is followed by Oshima Two-Face!
Oshima is the only woman in Nadeshiko who is happy about her marriage.
She doesn't seem to have any complaints.
Even so, for some reason, she became Two-Face!
Three days before the match, Oshima Two-Face was in a park where it was getting dark.
Huh? What are you doing?
I'm practicing my sundome.
Why did the happy girlfriend become a Nadeshiko G6?
Those guys...
They're slacking off.
They're getting round.
It's not attached, is it?
Nobody...
Mine is attached.
It's a little swollen.
It's swollen, you know.
I'm going to...
We're going to do the regular.
I'm sorry. My dog just bit me.
Be quiet.
It's time for a walk, so I can't do anything about it.
At the start of the match, Oshima Two-Face flies with guts!
Oshima, high start!
Thank you!
He bit the tip of the tomato.
On top of that, the head count is on standby!
In the end, the only pair that cleared it were the pair that showed their ultimate skill, the spring Ito pair!
The G6 is one step closer to replacing the regular!
The next competition is "Defeat the human race with spirit!"
You will be the "pin" and you will drop the ball from above.
In one round, you will throw the ball twice and the number of "pin" will decrease.
The team will win!
Can you stand it?
Yes!
You can't stand it!
The ball will come!
Defeat them with willpower! Human Bowling!
In front of you is a huge bowling alley.
The pins will be six human beings.
The ball that the opponent team has rolled will hit the pins of six people who can't move at high speed.
Human Bowling!
Those who can hit more pins are suitable for human regular bowling.
The most mysterious woman in "Ladies' Co. G-6"...
Joker Okubo!
Just 40 years ago...
Okubo was born as an ordinary girl.
Since then, she has been loved by her parents.
As a result, she has lived a pure life.
She sold her soul for laughter...
And became like this!
Before the final match, Okubo was training alone in a bowling alley.
Her goal was...
Her soul...
Yeah...
I want to read her soul.
Even if you think about it now, it can't be helped.
I'll think about it when it's done.
Tamasuji found out!
The first class unicorn, Okubo Joker!
Let's go to the human bowling!
The silver G6 can't get silverware, so the staffs stand by.
During that waiting time, Matsumoto made a move!
Who is that?
The first round of Shiroku opens the curtain.
Next up is Nadeshiko G-6's same class, but this human siege won't end quietly like this!
G-6 team, are you ready?!
I can't hear you, you bastard!
G-6's soul jumps out of the ring and pitches!
On the other hand, Miyasako is determined to hit the ball and protect his teammates!
As a result, the first pitch is two pins!
The difference from a regular team is only two pins!
After this, this man will overturn the common sense of bowling!
G-6's second pitch!
Let's do it!
Start!
Let's do it!
Move! Move!
It looked like a cool spare, but if you look closely at the left of the screen,
the camera was completely tucked in, so you can't see it.
Isn't it illegal to throw the ball like that?
This is a lane, isn't it?
You can't throw it in a lane like that!
Of course you can't do that.
You can't do that!
But Downtown wants to have fun.
If it's fun, it's a little illegal, but it's clear that they'll close their eyes.
From here, the second round of "fun is priority" will open the curtain.
Who will win?
Coming down the stairs of the world's tallest, is the world's highest miracle!
So far, the regular team has 4 points, and the Nadeshiko G6 has 6 points.
With only 2 points difference, they will finally enter the final round!
The regular team wants to widen the gap here, but...
Denka's ball and a dropkick are explosive!
But...
The important ball hits Miyasako directly and...
The result is a slight pin!
So far, there is only a difference of four points between the two teams. If Miyasako beats Miyasako in this round, he will be the winner of the Nadeshiko G-6 team!
Can Miyasako make a comeback in the second round?
With two rounds in a row, Miyasako's defense is perfect for a draw match!
And now for the final battle of their lives!
The strongest of all time has fallen to his knees...
The strongest of all time, released in Japan for the first time in the world by a world-class band from the United States!
Don't miss out on how the band is doing!
This year too, the skate rink is open to the public.
For a limited time only, you can also get special benefits.
I like sensitive words.